"Just imagine you're spider man, but you're made out of bread" Spider bread, spider bread, does whatever a spider bread does, can he swing from a web, no because he's just a bread.
Dan: Don't smash the butter container, you butter glutton! Phil: I'm not a butter glutton! *flashback to Louise in Dan's video* Louise: I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE HEAD OF THE BUTTER GLUTTONS!!
It's really funny because usually Dan is the one freaking out when Phil plays but now Phil is dying and Dan won't stop saying "It's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay"
Hope Elizabeth a guy gets therapy and goes crazy because a bread suddenly becomes toasts and moves around also the house becomes dirty. The bread goes all of these different places to see if it will move. That’s all I remember in the story line
I don't know what's more astonishing about this game: the fact that physics in this game is completely underrated, or how Dan is the one remaining mostly calm throughout the video for once.
OMGG. Dan's little pop at the beginning. I'm done. And Phil doing it with him the second timeeeee. They are too cute. Their little arguments are so adorable.
"there, there, there" "oh my gosh, this is so arousing" "dad take me to the toaster" "yes, YES, dan" "oh you're so close to the edge dan" "it's in, it's in, it's in" okay Phil....
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S O F T A N D *W H E A T*
Internet Child this gives you a special place in pun heaven
Internet Child crying
BE PINNED
^
lmaooo yes😍😂
"Just imagine you're Spider-man but you're made out of bread"
You could say you were ... Pitta Parker
Jaz Brown oh my god
Jaz Brown I love this
👏👏👏👏👏
Jaz Brown PHYSICAL PAIN
Jaz Brown ...No. Go to your room. *applause*
imagine coming home one day to see your bread walking on the floor.
Get the salt
Call Dan, he knows what to do.
Oh sorry---
Call "Daniel"
Stuart roooll the cheese
is it just me or do they seem a little different? just me? got it...
Stuart 😹😹😹😹
"i have never known anything as frustrating and difficult as controlling that piece of bread" daniel sir do you not recall any of the impossible quiz
e l l e He has repressed those memories
probably the second worst hah
i read that as he said it wtf
e l l e he repressed that memory
that was exactly what I was thinking
Dan and Phil: Make toaster noises for the first twenty three seconds of the video
Me: Good content
Lizzie Basu _true_
Not good content
*QUALITY* content
Gito Alcantara before I read the QUALITY content one, I was about ready to throw hands omg
👌👌👌
The internet isn't... *bready for this*.
LeviosaElm that was an *inbreadible bun*
;)
This is *butter than most*
LeviosaElm I *loaf* both of these comments
LeviosaElm best comment stream ever
Dani P. you butter stop
Phil: "Nudge it forward!"
Dan: *throws it off the counter*
Kendra Gregory reminds me of The blindfolded portal challenge
Halle Weiseman Oh Christ.. The video that started it all 😭
Kendra Gregory
What time?
Kendra Gregory i
Dan and Phil: A summary
this video is the best thing since.........
.......... sliced bread
Madelyn Harmon this comment tho ... 😂😂😂
Madelyn Harmon sLiCeD bReaD
delete your account 😂
WHY!?!!??
*During Impossible Quiz*
Dan: *Freaking out 150%*
Phil: *Mostly calm*
*During Game About Toast*
Phil: *Freaking out 150%*
Dan: *Mostly Calm*
omg XD
Abby Rose *Markiplier: Freaks out 1,000,000,000%*
I know 😂😭😂
*During Getting Over It*:
Dan: *Freaking out 4837383937%*
Phil: *Freaking out 363893%*
Getting over it: both freaking out %1000
a *toast* to the groom,
to the bride
well this calls for a toast
so poUR THE CHAMPAGNE
POUR THE CHAMPAGNE
ella yates
I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR
cecekeke1234 AJ
Most of Daniel's and Phil's fans are emos
TheCrybabyPhanGirl Person
I'm aware.
aaren HAMILTRASH YAY
i didn't know i kneaded this but i did
danye lester gEt ouT
danye lester butter did*
mash potatoes
If that was deliberate, you are my new hero.
You could of named this the most CRUST-RATING video you've ever made.
BlueLightning2511 No
BlueLightning2511 your profile picture
BlueLightning2511 go stand in a corner and think about what you did
boooooooooooooooo
**slow claps**
imagine, you live in an appartment.
and you just hear from the appartement next to you;
*yeS YES YESSS!!! I AM TOASTTTT!!!!!!*
are u french
followed by NEEDS IMPROVEMENT
Kneads*
Phil almost cares about that slice of bread as much as he cares about dan
Phandom Of the Opera That's quite a lot.
Phandom Of the Opera, your username and profile picture are everything😋
Dan: ''Do you want the end of my life?''
Phil: ''yas''
you sure about that?
He cares about that bread a lot, but nothing amounts to his love (platonic or not) for Dan
Phandom Of the Opera - that’s...physically impossible
Phil: "These people need to pick up their mess"
Me: *agreeing nervously as i push my bowl of icecream off my bed*
Literally me
Penny Denveren I can relate
*well this calls for a toast*
voldemort's nipple DID YOU JUST-?
ErinTheGreat oh, i just
voldemort's nipple so pour the champagne pour the champagne
I'm here,don't worry!
Das Brotige Toastbrot DEUTSCHE PHANS JAA
my anxiety is so bad I kept expecting the infinite edibility to end at some point omg
Irene Fields same
∞
i know right
Irene Fields same AF
Me too
ME TOO OH MY GOD
D: "What sickos would want us to play this ever again?"
*in the distance, Markiplier screams in rage as the fans laugh*
YAASSSSSSSS
I heard his screech of rage in my head as I read this
riiiiiiiiight?!?! 😂 oh gosh I love when Markimoo plays this game. I legit can't get enough
Let's not forget the shenanigans of the 4th World's Quietest Let's Play.
Saw this from Jack first, but whoah ur right
dan:what sickos would want me to do this again?
phil and the rest of the phandom:ME
+
Lara Tompson I bread your pardon
Lara Tompson SAME
Hannah Banana Very weird you have my nickname (tbh probably every Hannah/Anna always says this).😂 Hannah Banana for the win! 🤜🏽🤛🏽💜
"Just imagine you're spider man, but you're made out of bread"
Spider bread, spider bread, does whatever a spider bread does, can he swing from a web, no because he's just a bread.
Avery LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I understood that reference.
You just made my day
Avery Tom Holland is shaking in his boots
I got that ayyyy *virtual fingerguns
Dan:THAT WAS THE WORST EXPERIENCE IN MY LIFE
Me: *Liked the video*
at this point, i'm not sure if i hear "dan" or "dad."
Isaiah Benson I think I heard both?????
Isaiah Benson Phil said "dad take me to the toaster"
lol same thing
Seriously. I think Phil has a daddy kink for Daniel
Castiel Winchester and I think Dan has a daddy konk with phil-
Dan literally in every gaming vid
'tHis iS thE hArdEst gAme I'vE eVer plAyeD'
But it really is hard game. But I won't deny that they both struggle with games and that's ok.
omg true
wowza wowza Lolz so true!😄
"THIS IS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE!!!!!"
PLAY THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ 2 PLS
judging by the messy tables, the howlters live here
Obviously! :)
SaneJoker nice prophile 😉
CoolKid 84 Thank you!!
AeroFaith
Ikr
i needed to find this comment srsly
Let's have a moment of silence for the plate that we will forget...
have you forgotten the plate yet?
I literally told myself I would not forget just so I could reference it later, and here you are, reminding me
did ya forget?
The plate?
Oh wait.
Daniel wasn't in pain, he was in grain.
No dad joke 😂👏
No
BA DUM TSCH
touche
Kneads improvement
-My life
"Just imagine you're Spiderman but you're made out of bread." - my senior quote
Twenty Paphonies bread man,bread man does whatever bread does! he eats himself! toasts himself!
Boi I could make an inspirational speech from that quote
Daniel Lester good suggestion using this quote to write my speech for senior class president
Twenty Paphonies
I wish I made that my yearbook quote,dang it
Can he swing from a web? Of course he can't, he's a slice of bread BREADMAAAAAAN
I AM TOAST!! **casually falls into cat litter box**
"you butter glutton" *flashbacks to Our Awkward Fancy Meal*
Oh
OH GOD NOOOOOO
brakthebird haha
Dan: what sickos out there would want me to do this again?
Me: *raises hand*
Dan: Do you want the end of my life?
Me: *puts hand down*
I love your comment and I love your pfp >♡
Nice profile pic!
If Dan was bread he would be sourdough
Tru deau
Terrible Rappers that's very tru- dough.😎
Phil would be honey wheat.
***** FINALLY SOMEONE WHO LOVES THE 1975
I wanted to comment a bread joke but I knew it would just be crumby.
this needs more likes lmaoooo
Lexie Hackbardt lol
Could be BREADer...Although, it was a little toasty... kneads a little more pun to it.
AAAAA!!!!!!!
you really knead to improve that bun
I cannot be controlled
lose*
Dan and Phil's Bread I really kneaded this
I fucking knew it ...... the phandom is too extra
I bet "dad take me to the toaster" has been taken too
THIS PHANDOM I CANT ANYMORE
"I have never experienced anything as frustrating in my entire life" -Dan
Idk Dan, the last episode of the Impossible Quiz might say differently.
😂
And just wait until "getting over it"
can we all just take a moment to appreciate all the close ups in this video of dan's face because we can now clearly see he is indeed a freckle boy.
A year has passed and I still mourn the painful death of plate. We shall never forget the tragedy that took this young life too soon.
R.i.p. plate
Still.... to this day, we mourn the plate. It will forever be in our hearts.
Rip
I forgot the plate.
@@pareidolist me too
Same
I loaf dan and phil
JOSH RULEZ! XD
that pun was unBREADable
JOSH RULEZ! i loaf percabeth
omg me toooooo!!! percabeth for life
YES PERCABETH
"Just flop it in."
- Phil Lester 2017
"Teat and flip"
"Do you want the end of my life?" ~Dan
"Yeas"~Phil
This was 12 minutes and 53 seconds of pure innuendos
Oh yea of course
It’s just your fucking dirty mind
Isn’t that technically any video they make...?
I can’t I hear it
Anime 456 yeah pretty much
Dan: "okay, avoid everything!"
Phil: "crashes into everything on the table"
Dan: Don't smash the butter container, you butter glutton!
Phil: I'm not a butter glutton!
*flashback to Louise in Dan's video*
Louise: I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE HEAD OF THE BUTTER GLUTTONS!!
Juliana J that is exactly what I was thinking
Juliana J omg yes
Juliana J Dan's obviously the only one with the butter kink
I didn't even realize that...
I didn't make the connection! Also, my name isJuliana too!!! Lol
Phil: "Hello DanAndPhilGames!"
Captions: "Hello Daddy for Games!"
Enough said
Theresa O you've pointed out the greatest part of my day; thank you 😂
T
Theresa O XD ikr
i cant even-
Theresa O im wheezing i cant eve-
Hey
Hey
Phil's Corgi shirt is available at Hot Topic
It's so expensive here in Canada tho I cri
i dont have hot topic in my city
daydreemurr i'm so sorry for you
Sophia Strange
thank u
Already in my car
It's really funny because usually Dan is the one freaking out when Phil plays but now Phil is dying and Dan won't stop saying
"It's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay"
Did Phil call Dan "Dad"???
I am not okay
Kim Marie I'm glad I wasn't the only one who heard that XD
Kim Marie I HEARD IT TOO XD
I HEARD IT TOO OMFG
WHEN
NVM
I'm gonna go against the grain here and say I loaf you guys.
God I need a break i usualy hate puns but this made me laugh 😂
Eltork aw thank you 😂
Plz subscribe to me I'm new
Dan: WHAT SICKOS WOULD WANT US TO PLAY THIS AGAIN?!?!
Me: you BREAD-er believe I do
* I hate myself
If Dan reads this then your toast
*you're
Same
Elena Santini This video was great. They knead to play it again...
Elena Santini how bout *You BUTTER believe I do*
Phil saying 'yas' is my religion
Same
actually same
Exactly!
Das Brotige Toastbrot your name is made for this video
VeryOriginalName wow -u-
I'm bready to die
sup dudes NOOO wheat love you!
sup dudes i'm bready to gooooo, oooohhh, (get me out of my mind) (get me out of my mind)
I'm bready to take us wheat you
bready to die
Bready to rye
They were frustrated with infinite edibility and grip, imagine without it xDDDD
Dan:GET IN THe F***iNG tOASTER
-Dan 2017..
stop
**sees the bandaid** _who hurt you_
where?
thanks!
Sarah Faurot dan ;)
let's be real he probably caught his finger in a fridge
katherineisallama that's the most Phil thing ever
Phil: "Dad, take me to the toaster!"
Dan: *grabs keyboard*
how much you want to bet akinator knows the plate?
Hello There oh my imagine
I JUST DID THAT WHEN I SAW THIS COMMENT AND OH MY GOD IT GOT IT CORRECT I CANT EVEN BDFGUWAEFWAVCVYVC
ME TOO. IT GOT IT
ITS IS ON THERE
Hello There ITS THE HOLY *G R A I N*
Floor is lava, bread edition
*falls really hard on floor*
*dives into floor, head first*
LifelessEditor0 ARMYYYY❤❤❤
*M* *E*
Jibooty is life I'm also an army! :o
is this game about suicidal bread...?
Hope Elizabeth wow u just opened my eyes
me
lmao
Hope Elizabeth a guy gets therapy and goes crazy because a bread suddenly becomes toasts and moves around also the house becomes dirty. The bread goes all of these different places to see if it will move.
That’s all I remember in the story line
me
Phil: "this is so arousing"
me: *throws bread at screen in hopes of notice*
Danielle Brandon same
Danielle Brandon i've been looking for this comment
I was completely surprised Dan ignored that comment Phil made haha
Abby Grace same
"I don't know but I'm excited." An explanation of Phil in one sentence. Also me honestly.
I'm new to this Channel..I think i'm bready to be apart of this phandom. May I now be included?
Rite of passage: sing danger men at work flawlessly in front of a live audience
How's the phandom goin'?
welcome to the phandom, you can't go back now
it’s been 4 months....you should’ve ran
RUN
Phil: dad take me to the toaster
Dan: *takes keyboard*
he said "dan"
I don't know what's more astonishing about this game: the fact that physics in this game is completely underrated, or how Dan is the one remaining mostly calm throughout the video for once.
Sunniva Milne definitely Dan's calmness
Sunniva Milne Dan's calmness 10/10
Sunniva Milne yes. both
Did anyone else get so stressed out watching this. No just me ok
I actually screamed NOOOO whenever the bread fell off
I got stressed that they went for the toaster when the stove is much easier and closer lol
i just paused it when the fucking bread fell into the fucking cat litter tray and fucking screamed for three minutes fuck
I legit could not watch this when they first posted it because I know how frustrated I would get watching this
Doggo me
*bread falls on the floor*
phil: NOOOOOOOOOO *dramtically throws arms around*
I can't tell if Phil is saying Dan or dad😂😂😂
Trinity Joseph He said Dad once
hE SAIDDD DAD TWICE TO DAN
whEN????
O F U C K
Trinity Joseph IKR
Dan: I AM TOAST
Dad: **looks over**
Me: **turns down volume drastically**
How did he know?
Blackbear is my dad there's something called ear buds
Blackbear is my dad I love black bear
Blackbear is my dad tell blackbear to mind his business 😂
Did no one hear "DAD take me to the toaster?" Phansters come on!
Nikki Ani I know! Whenever he said Dan during the game, I kept hearing 'Dad'
Nikki Ani i replayed it so many times cause i couldnt decide what i was hearing ahhh!!
Nikki Ani i heard it too!!!
the-niknak yeah! same
Same
Literally just relised i watched two grown men yell at a screen playing as Toast for 12 minutes.😂 Best way to spend my day.
Am I the only one impatiently waiting for another Sims 4 video so we can see if Dil is PREGNANT with an ALIEN baby?!?!
AllaboutSammy ! OMG YES QUEEN SAME IM SO EXCITED!!
AllaboutSammy ! YeeSss
AllaboutSammy ! Oml I completely forgot that could happen I'm dying
AllaboutSammy ! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Pregante???!1!1!1!!1
"what sickos out there would want me to do this again?"
*awkwardly raises hand*
Sarah Au I love your profile pic :3
Just play it back and make a loop
Sarah Au awe a young jared padaleckles
and this kids, is why you play the tutorial.
true! XD
*R.I.P Plate*
(We will forget you)
😂
PHIL YOUR MUSTACHE
the mustache is scaring me
We need a fan account for it
Honey Badger he looks French
Hunt McDede same
I'mBrendonUrieFromFallOutGuys HONHONHON
Awee the last video Dan is 25, cant believe he is 26, crying, happy birthday Danny fire💜🔥
ImInLoveWithDanHowell don't cry craft
heyits_amelia ._. CRAFTT
I'M CRAFTING SO HARD
Squash Fold same
I never thought I'd be sitting here watching two grown men roleplay as a slice of bread but here I am
AnnaIsNotABanana lol I always knew I'd be here
At least it's not two grown men role playing as bread in a porn or fan fiction
Same
AnnaIsNotABanana the sad thing is that it doesn't surprise me that I am
Or should I say doughsn't surprise me 🙂🔫
The auto English captions say
"Hello daddy for games loads, oh did see why just a bear."
Why am I laughing so much at that?
When they don't know they can use 2 controls at once 😂
Kayla Allred I
*facepalm*
Am I the only one who noticed that Phil was calling Dan dad?
I think it was the guy who would be in the house that Phil is referring to as "Dad"
somebodiessmolbean yo NO OMG I HEARD IT TOO!!
when?
somebodiessmolbean yo I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE!!
i heard it too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is no one else noticing Phil's red roots growing in??? IS HE GONNA STOP DYING HIS HAIR
Twenty Paphonies I noticed too! (Also your username gives me life)
Twenty Paphonies OH MY GOODNESS
OH MY GOODNESS I HOPE SO
WE NEED THE BEAUTIFUL GINGER BABY BACK
ginger phil is all I need in life!
Twenty Paphonies when I leave school, everyone will remember how I was the one with the weird quotes
Phil: "DAD TAKE ME TO THE TOASTER!"
Dan: * takes keyboard *
isn't it the other way around tho
who else is marathoning Dan and Phil games while waiting for Dil's pregnancy reveal lmao
Jana Kuray Me!
Haley K everyone is always binge watching Dan and phil atleast I am
I’m from the future, the answer is yes.
currently binging while waiting for pinof 9
Haley K he might be again
"This is the hardest game I've ever played" Dan do you even *remember* The Impossible Quiz?
YEAH DAN, *CAN A MATCH BOX??*
Hazel The Hazelnut no but a tin can
*F***ING METEORS!!!!!*
Ally h "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID CAN A MATCH BOX NO BUT A TIN CAN."
PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES
The captions said “hello daddy games” oh my
All these bad puns in the comments... I love you guys😂
Pizza Rolls your name is a pun too
OMGG. Dan's little pop at the beginning. I'm done. And Phil doing it with him the second timeeeee. They are too cute. Their little arguments are so adorable.
'Swing it around! Flap it to the side!!' - Phil Lester 2017
nice profile pic
Bloody Painter??? :D
Rhodes Family : )
:)
Rhodes Family Second fave creepypasta X3
dan: *screams* I AM TOAAAAAAAASTTT
me: *screams* ME TOOOOOOOO
my family: *thinks I'm crazy*
their neighbors: "what the hell are they doing???"
Dan: What sickos would what us to play this again
Me in the distance: IM A SICKO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!.........
Yep
me me me!!!! PLAY THE GAME AGAIN!!!!!
I read this right as he said it
PLAYYYY AGAINNNN
420 LIKESS
levelllllll 222222222222
"Get in the FUCKING toaster"- Dan 2017
"Or I'm gonna put my face in a toaster IRL"
phil: "dad! take me to the toaster!"
dan: *takes over*
Sarah Annelise endless thumbs up lmao
Sarah Annelise why's no one talking about this what
Sarah Annelise I heard that too!!
Sarah Annelise I'm so glad you guys caught that too Oml ❤️
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who heard that
Phil saying “Dan, this is beautiful” is everything that I’ll ever need in life
Dan is that you?
"Who kneads the tutorial?"
hah
hAh
HAH
Kennedie Close No its who kneads the tutorial
haha
No
Ok
I'll leave now....
Simone Du Troit XD XD
Simoné Du Toit I will take that into consideration
"SWING IT AROUND, FLAP IT TO THE SIDE!"
-Phil Lester
Minte Mojo FLOP IT UP FLOP IT IN
"there, there, there"
"oh my gosh, this is so arousing"
"dad take me to the toaster"
"yes, YES, dan"
"oh you're so close to the edge dan"
"it's in, it's in, it's in"
okay Phil....
Abby Chiazzaro you forgot "get it back up! get it back up!"
And 'Flop it in!'
Is it just me or watching this back did you hear phil call dan Dad twice?...😮
he also said the game play is arousing
@@ansley9627 speaking of which 69 likes
I messed up the 69 likes
@@jasj122 why!!!!
Dan: "do you want to end my life?"
Phil: "yas"
Dan: "oh god"
I'm laughing so hard.
DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR PHIL SCREAM DAD INSTEAD OF DAN
Mercedes Miller YES
Mercedes Miller When?
proud and awkward potate 5.19
Samara Lee thank you
Mercedes Miller yES
Can you play life is strange PLEASE!!!!
YESSSS!!! OMG YES THEY WOULD LOVE IT!
Ally paca. Yassss
Yeessssssssplzzzzz
Love the profile pic
YESSSSS OMG I LOVE THAT GAME AND I CAN SO SEE THEM PLAYING IT THIS HAS TO HAPPEN I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT THIS