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  • Опубліковано 1 лип 2023
  • The Best Car Memes
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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  Рік тому +239

    no sleep for this video if i sound abit weirder, idk couldnt sleep. subscribe for more videos, also drop video ideas

  • @suopwith
    @suopwith Рік тому +255

    These memes motivated me to call Porsche customer support and ask if they still make the Ferdinand tank destroyer

  • @georgebodenreider7436
    @georgebodenreider7436 Рік тому +88

    bro i swear this guy could make a 28th president of bulgaria memes and they would somehow be funny

  • @CokeAColaMan1
    @CokeAColaMan1 Рік тому +56

    The pure calmness in your voice makes these memes 10x funnier.

  • @t4ct
    @t4ct Рік тому +452

    im a simple man, i see the word *memes* , i click.

  • @igkslife
    @igkslife Рік тому +55

    9:34 the 2 goes first, then 3, and then 1.
    Note: a similar setup exists down the road from where I live, but with stop sign.
    1 will always stop before the the rest, and be the last to turn.

    • @honkymcwhiteboy4084
      @honkymcwhiteboy4084 Рік тому +2

      On account of that yield sign? Or regardless?

    • @Buzzumbud
      @Buzzumbud Рік тому +8

      As a 12 year old individual, I was very excited when I went through this picture, scrolled down to the comments, and saw that I was right.
      I am a New Yorker tho

    • @ethangames5189
      @ethangames5189 Рік тому

      Doesn't 3 go first? (I am not from the us)

    • @DataDownLynk
      @DataDownLynk Рік тому +4

      @@ethangames5189 No, because 2 is just continuing on the road, they wont really need to slow down or stop, 3 has to slow down or come to a stop to make that turn and will have to wait for 2 to pass then make the turn after. And 1 will go last because, unless he's an asshole, he can't pull out onto a road in front of people. Mind you, the sign by 2 may overrule this, but I can't make it out and also I don't think there are any signs like that (Stop sign excluded) that would require someone just continuing down the road to stop for anyone turning off or onto the road.

    • @aguyonyt1
      @aguyonyt1 Рік тому

      @@DataDownLynkthe sign by 2 is a right side up triangle, and therefore not a yield sign

  • @SeverelyUndercaffeinated
    @SeverelyUndercaffeinated Рік тому +46

    18:06 *JESUS CHRIST THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL DAMAGE DELT IN THAT NOTE IS ENOUGH TO KILL SOMEONE*

  • @turbo_marc
    @turbo_marc Рік тому +250

    As a car guy, I approve of these memes.

  • @Raadicality
    @Raadicality Рік тому +23

    3:03
    ASPARAGUS 💀

  • @mallow2429
    @mallow2429 Рік тому +40

    Imagine the horrible sound produced by the chalkboard half of the car getting scratched by another car

    • @Adrian-aaaaaa
      @Adrian-aaaaaa Рік тому +1

      Imagine having a father

    • @mallow2429
      @mallow2429 Рік тому +2

      @@Adrian-aaaaaa bruh what

    • @SeverelyUndercaffeinated
      @SeverelyUndercaffeinated Рік тому

      My ears hurt just imagining that, like imagine titanic style scraping against the iceberg along the whole length of the car, shuddering just thinking about it.

    • @Snowy-oq4ur
      @Snowy-oq4ur Рік тому

      AHHHHHHHHH

  • @staticbuilds7613
    @staticbuilds7613 Рік тому +7

    7:32 had a damn heart attack then the left ear heard that noise

    • @angeloamaral9141
      @angeloamaral9141 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, should have been a brap brap brap brap

  • @Youowesettness
    @Youowesettness Рік тому +37

    7:32 the more I listen to this, the harder it becomes not to burst out laughing.

    • @Floppa294
      @Floppa294 5 днів тому

      This is how we know he's the best person for different memes

  • @isaachunt69420
    @isaachunt69420 10 місяців тому +28

    The engine at 2:01 is a Holden 304 5 litre v8 likely from a Holden Commodore second gen (4 Models from 1988-2000 VN/VP/VR/VS). From second gen commodore, they typically made 165kw (221hp) of power, with 385nm (284lb-ft) of torque. Despite power figures being low by today's standard, the engine goes hard and is fucken bulletproof.

    • @hassanbeast5778
      @hassanbeast5778 8 місяців тому +4

      I don't know if you're a car enthusiast or A CAR ENTHUSIAST

    • @mot3600official
      @mot3600official 5 місяців тому +1

      I just said pushrod v8

    • @isaachunt69420
      @isaachunt69420 5 місяців тому

      @@mot3600official and technically you'd be right. That being said, if I wasn't an Aussie myself, I probably wouldn't know what the engine was, I would have thought the same thing. It's pretty much an exclusively Australian built engine built by Holden, or Australian general motors pretty much. The reason I know so much about it is because I have one. But hey, it's still a pushrod v8 afterall.

    • @AtlynYoutube
      @AtlynYoutube 5 місяців тому +2

      i hate the fact that because of how he is saying it, this man probably just knows that specific engine and didnt reverse image search it

    • @PaGDu333
      @PaGDu333 4 місяці тому

      @@isaachunt69420can I change it from banana to aubergine?

  • @michaelb.3006
    @michaelb.3006 Рік тому +16

    17:04 for those who don’t understand why her car broke down allow me to teach you the difference between diesel and gasoline engines.
    A gasoline engine uses spark plugs to ignite the gasoline in the combustion chamber which forces the piston to move.
    A diesel engine use’s compression and glow plugs to ignite the diesel.
    When a gasoline car all of a sudden gets diesel in the chamber the diesel ignites too early for the engine and starts to break the pistons and engine block.

    • @Quasar_1757
      @Quasar_1757 Рік тому +5

      which can cause engine knocking, which damages the cyclinder walls and pistons, which means, she has to replace here entire engine,

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 Рік тому

      @@Quasar_1757 certainly a more detailed description of what I provided my good fellow.

  • @miaugato93
    @miaugato93 Рік тому +16

    8:17 "oh my check engine light is on"
    _pops bonnet_
    "Yep it's there"
    _closes bonnet, resumes driving_

  • @paratsuki
    @paratsuki 10 місяців тому +10

    the “sorry I’m an asparagus” one has led me to make an asparagus constellation.

    • @paratsuki
      @paratsuki 10 місяців тому

      constellation of the asparagus
      alpha asparagi / yasai (vegetables in japanese)
      beta asparagi / taeam (food in arabic)
      gamma asparagi / imo asparagus (the bottom of the asparagus in latin)
      delta asparagi / caput asparagi (the top of the asparagus in latin)

  • @DeviousMous
    @DeviousMous 11 місяців тому +6

    4:11 "braille for blind drivers"

  • @DerrickLong87
    @DerrickLong87 Рік тому +7

    13:54 oh I get it because both of them are dead

  • @verytonk
    @verytonk Рік тому +8

    24:35 the car going in backwards (not sure but it looks vaguely like a miata) could be an imported model with the driver on the other side, hence why it's going in backwards

  • @Legomaster2211.
    @Legomaster2211. Рік тому +6

    5:02 the police are working tirelessly to catch the criminals

  • @Tornado2409
    @Tornado2409 Рік тому +11

    7:33 that was a very good impression of a 1.3L Mazda 13B two-rotor

    • @xastino3003
      @xastino3003 Рік тому +2

      -Rotary Vaazkl doesn't exist, he can't make your day.
      Rotary Vaazkl :

    • @Drif19
      @Drif19 Рік тому +2

      BRAPAAPAPAPAAP

  • @arandomweebontheinternet8957
    @arandomweebontheinternet8957 Рік тому +3

    0:51 "do you believe in gravity?"

  • @barrettson1028
    @barrettson1028 11 місяців тому +3

    0:59 My truck has this gear knob bruh💀.
    I’m afraid one day ima reach for the radio, and the next thing I know my driveshaft is falling out while going 70 mph

  • @ASweetShortCake
    @ASweetShortCake Рік тому +6

    7:54 😂 That’s hilarious. Protect that man!

  • @RacerTheNPC
    @RacerTheNPC Рік тому +6

    6:20
    Normal people: Yes, that is a perfect car for a zombie apocalypse.
    Gamers: WAIT THATS THE TRUCK FROM GTA!

    • @AWizardAndaMouse3432
      @AWizardAndaMouse3432 10 місяців тому +1

      For me, its more like “THATS THE TRUCK FROM BEMING DRIVE!!”

    • @jaxeitheOG
      @jaxeitheOG 10 місяців тому

      I was gonna say it

  • @ChickenNugget4658
    @ChickenNugget4658 Рік тому +3

    10:20 99 civic hatchback fr one of my dream cars lol😂

  • @DUDE-gx7cy
    @DUDE-gx7cy Рік тому +13

    12:41 Imagine you hear an other worldly rumble and see a ghost fly down the street 😂

  • @Kod136
    @Kod136 Рік тому +4

    3:30 erm, akshully, that’s a co driver 🤓

  • @bettafishdudeman6874
    @bettafishdudeman6874 Рік тому +1

    13:00 that engine stand really said
    I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

  • @joebidenfardepicgaming123offic

    4:18 that studder

  • @crowpearl571
    @crowpearl571 Рік тому +5

    7:32 The car noises are appreciated, the resulting visualization was very vivid

    • @mx.lilith666
      @mx.lilith666 10 місяців тому

      I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE SOUNDSSSS

  • @Lucifer_Cardozo
    @Lucifer_Cardozo Рік тому +2

    20:01 Jeremy Clarkson’s car in Eurocrash

  • @player1maximum784
    @player1maximum784 Рік тому +25

    I will never understand why sometimes he censors cusses and sometimes doesn't

  • @SacredRat
    @SacredRat Рік тому +6

    1:12 This image is pure pain

  • @EggoBeggo__
    @EggoBeggo__ 10 місяців тому +1

    3:02 this one had me wheezing💀
    Bro really said “asparagus” lmfao

  • @jershwaa
    @jershwaa Рік тому +8

    as a car guy, these truly are the car memes of all time.

  • @Gemstone_Vodka
    @Gemstone_Vodka 11 місяців тому +3

    10:13 but it was most likely his money

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Рік тому +4

    5:08 As a guy, I can clearly see the difference in colour, but not the point of having or even selling both.

  • @zavun_
    @zavun_ Рік тому +2

    23:17 man its hard living in France

  • @insert05
    @insert05 Рік тому +1

    3:02 "I’m an asparagus" shouldn’t have been that funny 💀😂

  • @LordMort-jk8gq
    @LordMort-jk8gq Рік тому +3

    24:09 even though I’m the only one who cares about it, these photos were stolen from a book called “The art of clean-up”. If you have OCD, you should get this book.

  • @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer
    @Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer Рік тому +2

    18:11 when you lose your wheels in the long drive and the backup wheels were from a bike

  • @gcookie572
    @gcookie572 Рік тому +1

    5:40 I am no expert, But i am pretty sure that suv is indeed floating

  • @trashpanda1742
    @trashpanda1742 Рік тому +3

    4:03 It took me a second to process that

  • @lowkeydiegoduran4724
    @lowkeydiegoduran4724 Рік тому +4

    2:41 i mean she isn't wrong, wolkswagen owns porsche lol

  • @ToyotaCorollaAE86Trueno
    @ToyotaCorollaAE86Trueno Рік тому +2

    23:51 as an Asian I don’t know anything else better than getting a car that I can be speeding in while making rice

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Рік тому +4

    3:22 A Samsung car then crashes in back of you receiving minor scratches and obliterating the apple car, then it proceeds to randomly shut down somewhere in the interstate...
    A Nokia car tows the both of them away, the driver crashing through a mountainside without a scratch to get the two apple and Samsung car passengers to the hospital faster.

  • @mihaleben6051
    @mihaleben6051 Рік тому +6

    0:01 ah yes, accurate enough.

  • @Outerscale
    @Outerscale Рік тому +5

    1:07 na he just plain mario kart wii

  • @GOA_Games
    @GOA_Games 11 місяців тому +1

    11:31 bro this is me with ww2 planes 💀

  • @Forfeitport
    @Forfeitport 6 днів тому +1

    1:16 Bro got the Limited edition Toyota Celica "Adam" '24 🥶🥶🥶

  • @d4n312
    @d4n312 Рік тому +3

    7:30 that felt really nice on my left ear

  • @KeeperofShadows-gd9bb
    @KeeperofShadows-gd9bb Рік тому +4

    19:01
    I was told a different lie by my best friends' parents. You know that button with the red triangle on it? It activates the hazard lights. I was told that it causes the car to lock you inside and then self-destruct. Any time we mouthed off while in that car, my friend's dad would just start moving his hand toward that button and threaten to push it if we didn't behave. We didn't dare try to call his bluff.

  • @timewalker6654
    @timewalker6654 Рік тому +4

    While being a pedestrian today, I almost got hit by the 7:07 car.

  • @mrtrashyman9617
    @mrtrashyman9617 Рік тому +2

    16:16 jesus chrysler

  • @MrMoron-qn5rx
    @MrMoron-qn5rx Рік тому +3

    10:46 BEHOLD, A VAN!

  • @mustiz1898
    @mustiz1898 Рік тому +9

    02:00 B-8 Engine duh

  • @klarabarunovic9841
    @klarabarunovic9841 Рік тому +2

    7:32 oh my... did you just shit yourself?!😂😂😂

  • @itswindyyy
    @itswindyyy Рік тому +1

    Car guys: Windshield Wiper Wednesda-
    Plane guys: TUPOLEV TUESDAY
    Car Guys: Motor Mond-
    Plane guys: MIG MONDAY

    • @Tornado2409
      @Tornado2409 Рік тому

      Car guys: Ford Thunderbird
      Plane guys: USAF THUNDERBIRDS, BABY

  • @Gingua
    @Gingua Рік тому +2

    7:22 what in the dukes of hazard

  • @chicapizza29
    @chicapizza29 9 місяців тому +1

    7:31
    I was confused for a moment, but I love the effort.

  • @andyroughcut4521
    @andyroughcut4521 Рік тому +5

    16:25 made me laugh harder than i ever thought i would laugh 💀

  • @Coolturtledudehellyeah
    @Coolturtledudehellyeah Рік тому +2

    8:45 is vw golf jester, there super rare.

  • @perishmortal665
    @perishmortal665 Рік тому +2

    5:38 actually tho if this happens maintain your speed cause if you stop you are going to get robbed, kidnapped, or even straight killed its better to take your chances with all popped wheels

  • @GHOSDEARI
    @GHOSDEARI Рік тому +2

    “Nooo! You HAVE to be artsy and kind, because you’re a Libra!!”

  • @S1rRandom
    @S1rRandom Рік тому +1

    11:36, that's a fucking pencil brand 😭 I get the joke but it do be like that and cars do have names like that, if I didnt use those pencils I would of actually thought that was a car brand

  • @The_RetroManiac
    @The_RetroManiac Рік тому +2

    1:45 Finally, the kei rv.

  • @ottern2885
    @ottern2885 Рік тому +3

    15:25 He became the very thing he swore to destroy.

  • @Pazzy360official
    @Pazzy360official 7 місяців тому +2

    2:00 that would be a B8 engine, mainly found in the Banana Aventurere made by the Banana car company. This car is 70% water and costs about 300,000 bananas. Banana cars are mainly found in Kentucky and Illinois.

    • @isaachunt69420
      @isaachunt69420 5 місяців тому +1

      Hey mate, I've gotta correct you there. It's actually an Aussie engine, that's typically found in Australia, new Zealand and Mexico (used exclusively by the Mexican hoon cartel). Since it is Australia built, it was built upside down, it has springs for wheels, and it runs on bananas. The car does not have an exhaust, instead it has a speaker, that plays bananarama from its rear speaker. The car does not use engine oil, it uses banana smoothies instead of engine oil, and banana ice cream for coolant. To top it all off, the 8 cylinder banana engine, is called a 304. It is constantly hungry and eats Ford's for breakfast. I hope this helps, knowledge is power.

  • @Athithan_2000
    @Athithan_2000 Рік тому +2

    25:33 I choose the white van,
    because at I can get her back!

  • @aedyn9993
    @aedyn9993 Рік тому +5

    the first meme is very true

  • @wildpurple005
    @wildpurple005 Рік тому +2

    3:43
    Dude I have a picture of the exact same car

  • @Navoii.
    @Navoii. Рік тому +2

    V70 is one of the cars of all time. My family has had one since 2011/2012, and it's still running really good. It's one of my favorite cars, just because it's so reliable

  • @MasnoCello
    @MasnoCello Місяць тому +1

    3:45 if that car is what I think it is, the pikachu sticker is wild to be on that rare of a car

  • @stuffie5175
    @stuffie5175 Рік тому +5

    10:52 I’m honestly getting *tired* of that joke

  • @kadenplatt782
    @kadenplatt782 Рік тому +7

    0:42
    Mf got that venom helmet 💀

  • @Adanhot
    @Adanhot Рік тому +1

    Lamborghini “Invent A Door”😂

  • @anorangeaccord
    @anorangeaccord Рік тому +1

    4:42 that's an emergency charger so if you run out you can still get to a real charger. and not have to be towed

  • @canfloph
    @canfloph Рік тому +3

    8:48 i live on brasil so we still have this on the car

    • @Drif19
      @Drif19 Рік тому +1

      Também kkkk

  • @thescentist389
    @thescentist389 Рік тому +2

    7:42 not if you hotwire your car

  • @ethansanchez6267
    @ethansanchez6267 Рік тому +2

    People who make their engine loud as hell even when you're not driving a motorcycle, whats it like knowing you will be condemned the the flames of hell for all of eternity.

    • @beboronator
      @beboronator Рік тому

      yeah screw these people for having a hobby!!

    • @Tornado2409
      @Tornado2409 Рік тому

      RATATATATA

    • @zerbutterftw
      @zerbutterftw Рік тому +2

      Yeah, loud cars are sometimes annoying but I can't help to smile when I hear one.

  • @EarthGaming193
    @EarthGaming193 25 днів тому

    6:14 "nuh uh" - My family to me (i usually sit in back with 2 of my little siblings that always start fighting so I get forced to sit here every time I am in the back)

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Рік тому +2

    2:22 Y'all see car blurred out word, I see tacky interior design.

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam Рік тому +4

    0:47 Poll-uwu-tion

  • @Blue_Turtle01
    @Blue_Turtle01 2 дні тому

    For the let’s see who can drive, 2 goes first because they are going straight, 3 goes second because of the way of the intersection, and 1 goes third because everyone behind them is gonna have to stop anyways.

  • @E_..motionn
    @E_..motionn 6 днів тому

    The car saying "pollution ♥️"

  • @deetzyboywonder9312
    @deetzyboywonder9312 Рік тому +6

    Bro you reused like 6 memes in this video like put them in twice in this video you should work on that

  • @sfsgaming7831
    @sfsgaming7831 Рік тому +2

    1:25 That is a SCP lol (literaly, ant remember the number though)

  • @xTsunamiix
    @xTsunamiix Рік тому

    4:05 that…..makes no sense 😭
    7:32 lmaooo 😭😭 those car sounds are great

  • @_cam-
    @_cam- Рік тому +2

    5:29 what did they do to that poor camaro

  • @thekobracrewwithasideofsal7678

    At 2:36 it shows a car from around 1972-1980

    • @burntpyromaniac
      @burntpyromaniac 10 місяців тому

      “UhM aChShUaLlY” 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

    • @thekobracrewwithasideofsal7678
      @thekobracrewwithasideofsal7678 10 місяців тому

      @@burntpyromaniac what did I do to offend you?

    • @burntpyromaniac
      @burntpyromaniac 10 місяців тому

      @@thekobracrewwithasideofsal7678 “AcCoRdInG tO mY cAlCuLaShUiOnS” 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

  • @vdochev
    @vdochev 8 місяців тому

    They took the "you can't download a car" personal.

  • @mythmakroxymore1670
    @mythmakroxymore1670 Рік тому +1

    22:50 mom and dad telling you to ask the other for help with something like:

  • @aka_tinyglobepreasentations
    @aka_tinyglobepreasentations Рік тому +4

    I think a bike meme video would be nice... all these car memes are driving me insane

  • @iamtherealsentaliium
    @iamtherealsentaliium Рік тому +4

    0:37 i hate to be the nerd but im pretty sure that's either coolant or antifreeze

  • @NoveltheGnome
    @NoveltheGnome 6 місяців тому +1

    19:14 Fun fact: this is actually supposed to serve as a hanger for clothes.

  • @NoobThatBuilds
    @NoobThatBuilds Рік тому +1

    6:21 this looks like what people do in beamng drive 💀

  • @LocalBroom
    @LocalBroom Рік тому +3

    Broom.

  • @dark_angel7577
    @dark_angel7577 Рік тому +3

    car?

  • @Not-Aussie-boy-Parker
    @Not-Aussie-boy-Parker 7 місяців тому

    "Let's make an auto transmission dial" Lucky I'm going to drive manual, I guess.