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17:32 yes, they are. they hide behind all kinds of things, like signs that are too thin for them to hind behind, and random trees, and sometimes just in a ditch
In the UK we occasionally have a very obvious concrete parking space just off the side of a road that people like to speed on, expecially designed for police cars to park and measure speeds. Why they don't just install speed cameras there too is beyond me
@@user-sl5zd5yx8iIf the point is public safety, as they claim, it's working perfectly. It only defeats the purpose if the point is collecting money from civilians
8:46 fun fact, whenever my wife or I hear a Engine reving, our first instinct is not “oh, there’s someone with money and a nice home ready to start a family” no, it’s to jump, get flashbacks and run away.
The "I love you nii-san' is a play on words. Nissan means something like 'daily output' but nii-san is how a sibling would refer to their older brother. Hence the joke.
0:05 Fun fact. Most of the modern cars can actually spot malfunctions in themselves. If you were to hit your car, it would technically feel the pain from it
there's a car around my hometown that's a perfect replica of Bumblebee from the transformers movies, he even has the Autobot Insignias, and honestly it brightens up my day to see Bee randomly XD
17:38 yup. I don’t even live in a particularly big town but there’s a few locations on the road to my house police hide at during the summer when it’s tourist season. One time when they jumped out to pull someone over, they almost made my mom crash.
People who hold the brake at the stoplight: I can move more quickly when the light turns green. People who use the parking brake: Owie, my foot hurts. People who put the car in neutral: God, I wish I was driving a stick right now.
Bro I got this notification as I left my house in the car and have saved it in my notifications for 2 hours and I just realized I had access to internet the whole time
The amount of CO2 put out by just the making of the lithium ion battery in a Tesla is about 25 times worse than normal gas cars over there entire lifespan
11:44 severely underestimating the abuse that fire trucks receive. The reason why they are polished and kept in pristine condition for as long as possible is because they need that shit to move fast and not break down holding that ladder and pumping all of that water, heavy tools and equipment that is hundreds of pounds it's not as simple as spraying water on a fire, life is taking an Axe, a crowbar, the jaws of life, etcetera etcetera to get people out of there quickly turn on efficiently and safely. The ambulance gets more action than the fire truck does, so it will win but the fire truck won't go down that easily without a fight. It takes damage and it knows how to take damage
17:35 Yeah we had a dark area down the road next to a utility building the cops would hide in at night. I haven't seen one there since they put a bright-ass light on the building.
7:17 dodge neon YEEEES!! First gen Neon spotted! I have the same body style in the same color! Though actually that might be a Plymouth model… no matter! YEEEEEEES!!!!
Yes, US cops do that. They also like to ride your bumper, and when you speed up to get them off your bumper they pull you over for speeding. If you brakecheck them or change lanes "too aggressive" they ticket you for reckless driving instead. And they wonder why everybody hates them.
as someone who lives and drives in pa i can say horse and buggies are not environmentally friendly, they instead leave shit bombs on the road that get stuck in your tires and force you to get new ones creating more buring from the the tire burning place and more methane from the horse shit.. but i wouldn't have it any other way because the way my dad gets having to slow down for tourists taking pictures of the buggies is priceless
I saw the video. She did hate the car. She specifically told her parents that she did not want a tesla as she did not want to be stuck trying to figure out how to get it charged. She did tell them the car she wanted (an ICE) but can't remember the model right now.
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Day 208 of asking for the music used in these videos to be listed in the description
Do geography memes goddammit
Watching Vaaz sobbing while Eevee gets blown off the road by the car is heartbreaking 💔😭
EEVEE NOOOOOOOO
Rip Eevee :(
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@@RacistVegetable eevee death
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16:52
The amount of plot twists rivals any Hollywood movie
17:32 yes, they are. they hide behind all kinds of things, like signs that are too thin for them to hind behind, and random trees, and sometimes just in a ditch
As another american, I confirm
Yep, we call them speed traps.
In the UK we occasionally have a very obvious concrete parking space just off the side of a road that people like to speed on, expecially designed for police cars to park and measure speeds. Why they don't just install speed cameras there too is beyond me
in the uk if there is a police car cheacking speeds there is literally a sign telling you before it, kinda defeats the point but I won't complain
@@user-sl5zd5yx8iIf the point is public safety, as they claim, it's working perfectly. It only defeats the purpose if the point is collecting money from civilians
i lik car, im simple
I love to lick my car too
Me lik car to
I like trains
Boat is superiur,
Me lik dodge srt hellcat/demon
4:01 Average Top Gear episode
5:10. If there is one thing I know about R35 owners it's that they would unironically wrap their car like this in real life.
worst part is someone out there actually has
@@user-sl5zd5yx8imany people have
It was funny as shit when i saw the GT logo on the bottom left. Legit fooled me for a bit
4:51 that YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWCH was personal
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2:56 shut up and take my money
4:59 I hate this because it might have a slight chance of truth to it
hear me out
horse drag racing
2:06 THE DESPAIR IN HIS VOICE THO (rip Eevee)
8:46 fun fact, whenever my wife or I hear a Engine reving, our first instinct is not “oh, there’s someone with money and a nice home ready to start a family” no, it’s to jump, get flashbacks and run away.
The thing about Jeeps (especially Wranglers) is that no one calls them a truck, they just call them Jeeps
who the fuck calls jeeps trucks
weirdos
9:44. Tell me you've never seen Scooby Doo without telling me you've never seen Scooby Doo! Rah Rah? It's Ruh Roh, like Uh Oh being growled.
9:44 Fred’s catchphrase is (at least now) “Hold the phone!”
Know we need a video of Vaaz just singing
12:33 better make sure it's not haunted.
I wondered who else would know Christine 👍
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I didn't watch the movie but somehow I still know what you mean.
9:44 Fred always says 'Let's split up gang' so technically that's his catchphrase
Well, nowadays it's "Hold the Phone"
The "I love you nii-san' is a play on words. Nissan means something like 'daily output' but nii-san is how a sibling would refer to their older brother. Hence the joke.
I actually stayed for that whole Singing in the Rain ramble at the end. Hope they gave you the certificate man!
9:44. "Let's split up and look for clues"
Cars are one of the biggest troll in the world.
What do u mean by this?
1:14 Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel approves
0:58 I always thought it was a place to hide or get your stuff if the trunk was jammed
SAVE THE COMBUSTION ENGINE!
1:56 Thats sick as fuck though
0:47 Big Text: *DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT DATING MY DAUGHTER!*
Small Text: _(Think About Dating Me… Her Closeted Gay Dad!)_
WH- W H A T ? !
That bumper sticker at 0:47 has a small text (which is what makes it funny)
15:05 i love when you do those voices for things like the cop saying pull over
Fun fact: the car the "protagonist" is driving is a lancer evo from somewhere in the 7-9th generations
12:32 don’t use the brake at all, roll back then drive forwards then roll back and so on until the light is green (only works with manual tho)
16:22 just when you think it was over there was another one...
17:32 Varies from state to state. In mine they have to be visible.
2:00 the funny this is that's an RWD Huracan from the looks of it
I’m a simple woman. I see cars I’m happy
why you wrote single?i mean no one really cares if "YOU" are single or no,
HMPH, attention seeker
Vaz lore goes hard
hearing a non-car guy read car memes is pretty epic
The Old Ford Was A Pinto, Imfamous For Turning Into A Ball Of Flames When Rear Ended
15:56 tesla has unreliable "self driving, has 10x worse enviroment impact than a petrol car
17:41 Sounds like the Mario world music you are singing.
7:37 correct
Nostalgia blind.
17:40 i know that it doesn’t work like this in Massachusetts, but new York, ehh, who knows.
This guy literally goes through millions of memes every day and reading them out loud just for our entertainment
0:05 Fun fact. Most of the modern cars can actually spot malfunctions in themselves. If you were to hit your car, it would technically feel the pain from it
yeah, a lot of what makes it look extremely complicated is just sensors
And then it has a panic attack over the AC unit and refuses to move.
For the heated seat sub, just buy an electric heating pad and plug it into a portable battery free heated seats.
4:51 bro really went:
YEEEOOOOWWWWCHHHH
10:31 this is extremely sad. Hope he got out of this situation without too many issues 😢
This is most likely fake, see the account?
there's a car around my hometown that's a perfect replica of Bumblebee from the transformers movies, he even has the Autobot Insignias, and honestly it brightens up my day to see Bee randomly XD
4:51 that is the most emotion i have ever heard frkm vaazkl what
17:38 yup. I don’t even live in a particularly big town but there’s a few locations on the road to my house police hide at during the summer when it’s tourist season. One time when they jumped out to pull someone over, they almost made my mom crash.
9:45 is catchphrase is "Hold the phone!" when he surprised. Which is weird, because I could have sworn his catchphrase was "Yowza!"
The police cars in asphalt 9 casually cathing up with my devel sixteen:
You’re Going at top speed as well:
Do Bumper Sticker Memes.
9:11 that thing has the same battery location as my Dodge avenger
1:49 I'm not too sure that this Road sign is promoting 'Portal' on it's release or it's just a Joke about The cake in the game.
People who hold the brake at the stoplight: I can move more quickly when the light turns green.
People who use the parking brake: Owie, my foot hurts.
People who put the car in neutral: God, I wish I was driving a stick right now.
4:48 Homie turned into an American cat cartoon
3:10 The intrusive thoughts are overwhelming.
That bumper sticker would be perfect if I had kids
Bro I got this notification as I left my house in the car and have saved it in my notifications for 2 hours and I just realized I had access to internet the whole time
9:12 the PT cruiser you have to remove the front left fender to get to it
im glad that the fake water is not a hallucination that only i have
The amount of CO2 put out by just the making of the lithium ion battery in a Tesla is about 25 times worse than normal gas cars over there entire lifespan
The song you were singing was singing in the rain, Idc you said it I want my reward
11:44 severely underestimating the abuse that fire trucks receive. The reason why they are polished and kept in pristine condition for as long as possible is because they need that shit to move fast and not break down holding that ladder and pumping all of that water, heavy tools and equipment that is hundreds of pounds it's not as simple as spraying water on a fire, life is taking an Axe, a crowbar, the jaws of life, etcetera etcetera to get people out of there quickly turn on efficiently and safely. The ambulance gets more action than the fire truck does, so it will win but the fire truck won't go down that easily without a fight. It takes damage and it knows how to take damage
16:22 nah💀
4:51 OH MY GAWD I FINALLY HEARD VAAZKLS GIRL SCREAM
My husband Jeeps his Jeepgoggles often.
To be fair, fire trucks' duties often overlap with those of an ambulance
9:43 My man said "rah rah"
2:00 bud got his car logic from forza
Finally a backstory very rare and 1 in 100 video chances
12:34 GIVE ME IT!
17:35 Yeah we had a dark area down the road next to a utility building the cops would hide in at night. I haven't seen one there since they put a bright-ass light on the building.
7:17 dodge neon YEEEES!! First gen Neon spotted! I have the same body style in the same color! Though actually that might be a Plymouth model… no matter! YEEEEEEES!!!!
Car go vroom
3:57 the problem 😂😂
7:27 NAHH THATS WILD 💀💀
Literally bro was confused at 0:40😂😂
Car.
9:10 same thing with the dodge jorney but its on the other side
i used to live in the city of the "drink drive die in a ditch" lol
I know the song you were singing. It was written in 1952 by gene kelley, and I’ve watched that movie xd. Honestly it was pretty decent.
I always wished I could drive a real bruiser car from Mario kart 7
The Bruiser looks really damn beautiful ngl
A Wild Wing from MK Wii
Or the Jet Bike from MK8
The Porsche on the thumbnail 😭😭😭
Literally watched Singing in the Rain for the first time last night bro
One time (in Kentucky) I saw a Tesla with a friends of coal license plate
0:37 that “American car” is a Nissan Titan 💀
Yeah, made for the american market...
Dude yes it was absolutely Singing In The Rain
Yes, US cops do that. They also like to ride your bumper, and when you speed up to get them off your bumper they pull you over for speeding. If you brakecheck them or change lanes "too aggressive" they ticket you for reckless driving instead. And they wonder why everybody hates them.
Technically gasoline is considered oil so your car couldn't even move without oils
4:33 - yes. just yes. this is the height of fanciness.
Car go vroom vroom
as someone who lives and drives in pa i can say horse and buggies are not environmentally friendly, they instead leave shit bombs on the road that get stuck in your tires and force you to get new ones creating more buring from the the tire burning place and more methane from the horse shit.. but i wouldn't have it any other way because the way my dad gets having to slow down for tourists taking pictures of the buggies is priceless
I don’t care about your life story from a song I like C A R
12:25 whenever my dad has enough time before yellow light switches to red light he throttles at full speed
2:00 think the guy doesn't know the Sterrato.
0:37 American car vs European car. Shows a Nissan truck. Nissan is a Japanese brand.
8:50 YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
*happy straight-cut gear noises*
drop an existential crisis meme compilation
12:38 we just adapted to polish and Russian car drifting, if it stays together in a corner it'll be fine
I saw the video. She did hate the car. She specifically told her parents that she did not want a tesla as she did not want to be stuck trying to figure out how to get it charged. She did tell them the car she wanted (an ICE) but can't remember the model right now.
😂