The Christmas Movie You MUST Avoid: Red Nose

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2021
  • This is barely a sequence of moving pictures let alone a movie. It's probably one of the worst things created. The EastWest dubs are back! Happy Holidays!
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  • @rickpgriffin
    @rickpgriffin 2 роки тому +566

    A lot of these movies are godawful, but this one has the distinction of feeling like it's going to transition into a real-life creepypasta at any moment

    • @mothman7430
      @mothman7430 2 роки тому +58

      only a matter of time in one of these shots before an analog horror-esque face appears.

    • @mothman7430
      @mothman7430 2 роки тому +20

      @Simple Weirdo and those don’t even have a production budget.

    • @koenvandamme6901
      @koenvandamme6901 2 роки тому +22

      When the little kid walked up to the "camera" and waved I thought it was going to go the way of The Ring.

    • @nekonekopanicnekonekopanic7335
      @nekonekopanicnekonekopanic7335 2 роки тому

      Is this the real Rick ?

    • @rickpgriffin
      @rickpgriffin 2 роки тому

      @@nekonekopanicnekonekopanic7335 ye. Hi

  • @thedeerguy7579
    @thedeerguy7579 Рік тому +38

    Director: I want this animated in 10.
    Animator: Ten months?
    Director: 9...8...7...

  • @GruntGamerProductions
    @GruntGamerProductions 2 роки тому +733

    *"You ever want to see something that makes Dingo Pictures look like top-tier animation?"*
    Yes, Phelous. Yes, we have.

    • @DonaldRilea
      @DonaldRilea 2 роки тому +17

      Oh, God, yes!!!

    • @cameronstone4495
      @cameronstone4495 2 роки тому +31

      START TELLING

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 роки тому +5

      Yep

    • @nozoto
      @nozoto 2 роки тому +8

      Hell, watched the Amada anime series of Super Mario recently, it's mad how this crummy Germany xmas movie makes it even look like Disney's Renaissance level of good in comparison!

    • @DonaldRilea
      @DonaldRilea 2 роки тому +6

      @@nozoto Can't say I know that series, but shall take your word for it. As for this, well, it's what the phrase "Nasty Little Horror" was coined for, I think.

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 2 роки тому +386

    This looks like if you went to Newgrounds animation section in 1998, sorted videos by lowest rating, and hired the "top" choice to make a Christmas movie for you.

    • @Maswartz226
      @Maswartz226 2 роки тому +48

      I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought "Newgrounds" when they saw this

    • @Saieras
      @Saieras 2 роки тому +36

      And then they had to duck out halfway through because their mom didn't want them talking to weirdos on the internet.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 2 роки тому +25

      ​@@Saieras "Now Billy who said you could make a movie!? You give them their money back, go wash your face and do your homework!"
      Yes mahhhhhhhhm...... _pockets money_

    • @solouno2280
      @solouno2280 2 роки тому +7

      No, even killer pollo and the clocks were more polished

    • @cookingwithtabitha
      @cookingwithtabitha 2 роки тому +13

      Your right it does look like something from newgrounds.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому +249

    Rapsittie Street Kids: "The animation clearly shows all the budget went to the VOs!"
    The Christmas Light: "We have even worse animation and only ONE pro VO!"
    Red Nose: "Amateurs"
    Christmas Light: "What was that, punk?"
    Red Nose: "AMATEURS!"

    • @GalakStari
      @GalakStari 2 роки тому +26

      I’d say Rapsittie Street Kids has worse animation than The Christmas Light, but not by much lol.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 2 роки тому +9

      Red Nose is brain dead.

    • @fermintenava5911
      @fermintenava5911 2 роки тому +30

      Waboo: Most of these Christmas movies are soooo stupid!

    • @Alex-fv2qs
      @Alex-fv2qs 2 роки тому +21

      @@GalakStari
      At least The Christmas Light has the excuse of being a very early fully CGI moviek, being released months before Toy Story and clearly with only a small fraction of the latter's budget, while Rapsittie came out in 2002

    • @GalakStari
      @GalakStari 2 роки тому +7

      @@Alex-fv2qs That is true.

  • @cheerio1Lady
    @cheerio1Lady 2 роки тому +110

    I didn't realize we could get worse than dingo, less coherent than bevanfield, and more upsetting than the Christmas tree, but here we are.

    • @GalakStari
      @GalakStari Рік тому +9

      “That’s im-believable!”

  • @kobjgdewschucrvtubnkm
    @kobjgdewschucrvtubnkm 2 роки тому +198

    as a dutch, it feels unbelievable we havent yet found the east-west people, I mean the country is like 2 hours long

    • @michaelmalfaro3746
      @michaelmalfaro3746 2 роки тому +37

      They’ve know what they’ve done.

    • @fluffysaffron5719
      @fluffysaffron5719 2 роки тому +59

      They probably evade capture by moving around their cardboard box with "Dubbing Company" written on the side.

    • @Stibly
      @Stibly 2 роки тому +17

      I've seen fréè visual novels on Steam with better voice acting so I see why they'd run.

    • @RichardWatt
      @RichardWatt 2 роки тому +10

      They're probably hiding somewhere no-one has thought of - yet.

    • @MotownFan1962
      @MotownFan1962 Рік тому +24

      @@RichardWatt They're hiding in the one place that hasn't been corrupted by good voice acting: SPACE!!!

  • @yelloweyeball
    @yelloweyeball 2 роки тому +165

    My niece walked in the room while I was watching the review, and started crying and throwing a tantrum saying "I WANT THE REAL RUDOLPH!"😂

    • @ApexOceanPredator
      @ApexOceanPredator Рік тому +23

      Well, if that's not clear enough then I don't know what is

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 Рік тому +28

      No one, not even children, will watch this crap. Kind of impressive, really.

    • @limalepakko6074
      @limalepakko6074 Рік тому +9

      For a second I thought you said ”my fiance” and was confused

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid 10 місяців тому +7

      Plot twist: your niece is already 21 years old.

    • @tysondennis1016
      @tysondennis1016 10 місяців тому +11

      This movie even causes psychic damage to kids.

  • @Ashleyariasx
    @Ashleyariasx 2 роки тому +203

    If I ever want to ruin anyone's Christmas, I'll give them this "movie"

  • @robertb.7772
    @robertb.7772 2 роки тому +135

    I miss the time ten minutes ago when I believed "worse than Dingo" was an exaggeration. It was a good time.

  • @themadoneplays7842
    @themadoneplays7842 2 роки тому +46

    This makes Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa look like a pixar film

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 2 роки тому +281

    To call something the "worst movie ever made" is basically a cliche at this point, and more often than not, said thing at least has one minute diminutive thing that you could look at and say is at least partially good.
    This is not only the worst movie ever made, but it could very well be the worst thing we as human beings have ever created.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 2 роки тому +14

      True! And I looked a bit at Froggy 2000, arguably the worst animation in terms of technical aspects.

    • @nozoto
      @nozoto 2 роки тому +31

      Seriously, though, Rapsitties Street kids is utterly miserable and uncanny valley, but at least, a sequence of things happened! It is barely covered here!
      🤦

    • @criminallyautistic8372
      @criminallyautistic8372 2 роки тому +8

      Nah i still think the two animated Titanic films share that label

    • @hardshelledhero2791
      @hardshelledhero2791 2 роки тому +14

      @@criminallyautistic8372 The stories of those two films might be absolutely nonexistent, but at least the ANIMATION was decent!

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 2 роки тому +13

      It's like the saying that "no matter how good you are at something there's always someone better."
      You think you've seen the worst animated atrocities ever but there's always something worse. Just when you think you've scraped the bottom of the barrel you find out there's things under the barrel.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 роки тому +46

    "I guess parents have to pay Santa to stop by their place because he's apparently going to skip the poor people."
    You mean that's not how it works? 🤔

  • @doctorhirst9302
    @doctorhirst9302 2 роки тому +51

    I think I would have preferred Dingo's take on the story. That might even have involved Wabuu informing us that all of the other reindeer are sooooo stupid.

  • @amaibambina
    @amaibambina 2 роки тому +539

    This is the real reason why we all get excited for Christmas: Phelous' reviews of trash Christmas movies. 🎄❤✨

    • @ellentaylor6883
      @ellentaylor6883 2 роки тому +11

      I look forward to them every Christmas and re watch his other ones aswell.

    • @amaibambina
      @amaibambina 2 роки тому +9

      @@ellentaylor6883 same! The Christmas movies are my favorite reviews from Phelous. I thought last year with "Christmas in New York" was the worst special ever, I was so wrong now that I know this movie exists.

    • @tmtrcclby
      @tmtrcclby 2 роки тому +8

      He gets deeper and deeper into the trash heap 🤣

    • @toryficarola
      @toryficarola 2 роки тому +5

      Same! And PBG's as well. "A pyyyne tree..."

    • @amaibambina
      @amaibambina 2 роки тому +8

      I owe an apology for Dingo Pictures...lol jk I'm still going to laugh at them. No, but it's really cursed that I can no longer call them the worst cartoons in the world.

  • @GloryHulle
    @GloryHulle 2 роки тому +265

    The auto-generated closed captions decided that “Rudy Rotnase” is actually “Rudy rotten ass.” I think that’s pretty accurate, all things considered.
    Thank you so much for for suffering through this hellish shit-show for us, Phelous! I am genuinely concerned that watching Rudy Red Nose may have a negative impact on your mental health. Please watch some good animation to help counteract the atrocity you were subjected to, and maybe have a couple of stiff drinks just for good measure! I hope your Christmas is the best one yet, and thank you again for this amazing holiday treat. You’re the best!!! 💖🎄☃️

    • @katielinzie7444
      @katielinzie7444 2 роки тому +17

      Next time I play a game that makes me name my character, I’m going with Rudy Rottenass XD

    • @GloryHulle
      @GloryHulle 2 роки тому +5

      @@katielinzie7444 that's gonna be hilarious! I wish I could see that. I hope your future Rudy Rottenass character becomes an undefeated champion! 😸

    • @katielinzie7444
      @katielinzie7444 2 роки тому +6

      @@GloryHulle Trust me, they will be an Avengers-level threat 😂😂

    • @GloryHulle
      @GloryHulle 2 роки тому +4

      @@katielinzie7444 omg yes! Rudy Rottenass needs to be streaming on Twitch so we can all bask in your triumphs! 😹

  • @trevingrayek1671
    @trevingrayek1671 2 роки тому +67

    This looks like something that you’d see characters from a show or movie watching on TV for a split second during a scene.
    Except it’s real. Dear God.

  • @johnt.campbell316
    @johnt.campbell316 2 роки тому +61

    Jeez, that "start telling!" clip, with him "holding the gun" is genuinely terrifying... And unbelievably funny.

  • @TPrower
    @TPrower 2 роки тому +144

    Just when we thought Christmas movies couldn't get worse than such 'delights' as The Christmas Tree, Rapsittie Street Kids, The Christmas Light, or the Christmas Brigade.

  • @sarasaland4709
    @sarasaland4709 2 роки тому +95

    I love how Phelous’ skit at the end actually looks better than the movie itself. And has just as much animation.

    • @schuylergeery-zink1923
      @schuylergeery-zink1923 Рік тому +3

      Yes 😂

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 Рік тому +7

      Admittedly, that's not exactly difficult, since the bar is so low, its about a mile underground.

    • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
      @user-lb9xw4xf2q Рік тому +4

      It also has more details and smoother movement.

    • @oneghost1257
      @oneghost1257 Рік тому +3

      Shows how much a difference actually caring makes.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 2 роки тому +235

    "Who says words have to make sense?"
    Another Christmas gem from Phelous.

  • @Geospasmic
    @Geospasmic 2 роки тому +35

    "I can feel myself aging" is such a perfect descriptor what it's like to sit through a movie that pads to hit a running time.

  • @DalekTheSupreme
    @DalekTheSupreme 2 роки тому +90

    Rudolph isn't the only one who didn't survive that ending skit. I died laughing.

    • @konnorfoxworth9632
      @konnorfoxworth9632 2 роки тому +7

      Even funnier is the fact that the narrating reindeer has Donald Trump hair on his head. Well, whether you like him or not, it’s safe to say we can call the narrator in this movie…Donald The Trump-haired Reindeer.

    • @catsantos353
      @catsantos353 2 роки тому

      @@konnorfoxworth9632 dude I thought the “reindeer” were weasels at first.... or even dogs 🤣 with a Tommy Wiseau voice

  • @nerdypenguin9164
    @nerdypenguin9164 2 роки тому +72

    What do you mean Phelous doesn't review horror movies anymore? This is terrifying!

  • @JasSpy
    @JasSpy 2 роки тому +131

    This really looks exactly like a modern NFT cartoon some deluded idiots put together, except this was released way before this year's NFT fad. I don't even completely get what the deal is with NFTs, but this thing still unmistakably hits that look. It looks exactly like that Red Ape Family cartoon.

    • @gwendolynstata3775
      @gwendolynstata3775 2 роки тому +17

      I call dibsies on the frame of Rudy molding his shit sculpture.

    • @bobgunter9608
      @bobgunter9608 2 роки тому +2

      Watch the South Park NFT scenes from the new special you can find the scenes on UA-cam

    • @JasSpy
      @JasSpy 2 роки тому +11

      @@bobgunter9608 I get the appeal of the show, but its not for me.

    • @sorasong9708
      @sorasong9708 2 роки тому +8

      NFTs are worse than any previous cryptocurrency.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 роки тому +3

      @JasSpy
      Oh yeah I see it now😅 it totally looks like a NFT😶

  • @Justice1Knight3
    @Justice1Knight3 2 роки тому +72

    This "movie" is perfect if you want to calm kids down during the holidays. They'll be so bored that they won't notice that Christmas is over.

  • @beats0me
    @beats0me 2 роки тому +133

    I never thought any animation company could pull a “hold my beer” on both Dingo Pictures and Bevanfeild but I guess one found a way
    Also thank you for this early Christmas present phelous

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 2 роки тому +6

      Froggy 2000 might be that for independent animation and audio mixing.

    • @FlaviusTheGrumpyCat
      @FlaviusTheGrumpyCat 2 роки тому +10

      They managed to make it look like Dingo Pictures and Bevanfield actually put effort into their movies.

  • @AlexOlinkiewicz
    @AlexOlinkiewicz 2 роки тому +70

    Man I was in the middle of watching Krampus, but gotta say this is a true Christmas horror I'm seeing right here.

    • @geeker6350
      @geeker6350 2 роки тому +5

      Krampus looks like A Charlie Brown Christmas compared to this horrifying monstrosity.

    • @melissalayson7275
      @melissalayson7275 2 роки тому +3

      @@geeker6350 Funny you should say that since A Charlie Brown Christmas is name dropped in Krampus. When Max asks his parents if they want to watch A Charlie Brown Christmas before their cousins arrive.

  • @Spectra651
    @Spectra651 2 роки тому +40

    Remember when we all thought 'The Christmas Tree' was the absolute, bottom-of-the-barrel *worst* Christmas movie to ever exist?
    Ah, those were the good ol' days.
    Well, despite having to watch 'Red Nose,' here's hoping you had a Merry Christmas, Phelous.

  • @jacksongibbs8998
    @jacksongibbs8998 2 роки тому +19

    They said nothing could be worse than Dingo…
    They were wrong.

  • @LaNoLaCola
    @LaNoLaCola 2 роки тому +97

    When an animation that's worse than Dingo Pictures exists, you know you've seen it all. Thanks for the gift(?)/coal for the holidays, Phelous.

  • @DarkfireTaimatsu
    @DarkfireTaimatsu 2 роки тому +166

    This year, Phelous has given us all the gift of confidence. Because if these folks can put out this dreck and have it sold, then so can people with actual talent and artistic integrity~

  • @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550
    @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 2 роки тому +50

    As ridiculous Dingo Pictures got with their movies they were actually entertaining in their own way. This "movie" makes those look like masterpieces with just how bizarre this was.

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck Рік тому +2

      This can't even be classified as weird in any way though. Just abysmal & lazy.

  • @dorr213
    @dorr213 2 роки тому +76

    This is one of the only cartoons that would be improved by SynchroVox (having real human mouths on the characters). And that’s incredible in its own way.
    Also wanted to add that Phelan is still the MVP of milking short cartoon films for content.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 2 роки тому +15

      I was actually thinking "this might be cheaper and shittier than Clutch Cargo."

    • @catsantos353
      @catsantos353 2 роки тому +3

      Dude they milk themselves! Still waiting for him to tackle the infamous video Brinquedo (tho that might b too much quality for him!)

  • @juliannaistyping
    @juliannaistyping 2 роки тому +132

    Phelan reviewing a horrible animated movie? It's a Christmas miracle! It feels weird hearing an EastWest dub in a non-Dingo movie lmao.
    Thank you for a year of consistent, well-made content! It might not seem like it, but your vids really help people in rough times.

    • @phelous
      @phelous  2 роки тому +71

      It's always nice to hear when my vids have helped cheer people up.

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 2 роки тому +17

      It's very true Your vids have helped me thru some dark depressing times as well Phelous What with the constant back and forth lockdowns

    • @julioagua
      @julioagua 2 роки тому +12

      @@phelous So true! Everytime Im feeling let down I watch my favorite videos in YT, and a lot are yours

    • @Blaze-hopper
      @Blaze-hopper 2 роки тому +1

      @@phelous phelous what are you doing here

    • @johnt.campbell316
      @johnt.campbell316 2 роки тому +7

      @@phelous your Next Mutation reviews were a favorite of this past year. I'd like to know my percentage of the view count for those. That show is... so unbelievably bad. At least you made it funny.

  • @kaijukidsam
    @kaijukidsam 2 роки тому +61

    If you have taught me anything over these last many years, it's that I should never EVER get to the point of thinking I've seen the worst of what a mind has to offer for media "entertainment".....because somehow you find the next level deeper of awful. We're glad you do, but damn.....Dingo, you've just gone up a notch, but barely.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 2 роки тому +5

      True. Case in point, a week ago, I learned Froggy 2000 existed... and hoo boy, the first part of it that was out on UA-cam was audio torture alone!

  • @jdenoe69
    @jdenoe69 2 роки тому +59

    So, now there's a Christmas movie worse than the Christmas Tree? I gotta see it.

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 2 роки тому +12

      Up until now I thought The Christmas Light and The Christmas Brigade were THE WORST CHRISTMAS MOVIES

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 2 роки тому +1

      @@thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      Have we forgotten Rapcity Street Kids?

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 2 роки тому

      @@jacksongibbs8998 No haven't forgotten Rapsittie Street Kids I actually saw that POS

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 2 роки тому +1

      @@jacksongibbs8998 Rappsittie Street Kids is pretty bad but Red Nose beats it by a mile

  • @JackOfen
    @JackOfen 2 роки тому +14

    Btw, Till Eulenspiegel (the stupid jester movie) is an old german folk tale and it's about this jester who is really stupid and takes things too literal, kinda like Amelia Bedelia. So your description was basically on point.

  • @FauxGemini
    @FauxGemini 2 роки тому +26

    I'm so glad you referenced the Dutch guy laughing about poo because that's still probably the funniest thing to ever come out of these bad dubs lmfao

  • @johndoejjdujd
    @johndoejjdujd 2 роки тому +32

    Still not as sleep-inducing as “ A Time Machine I Found at a Yard Sale”.

  • @vampiricpig1392
    @vampiricpig1392 2 роки тому +10

    "They don't need presents,They are happy in their poorness" had me dying X'D

  • @NODNS_n_M.ORD11630
    @NODNS_n_M.ORD11630 2 роки тому +42

    This makes those no-f*cks given Flash shorts from the early 2000s look like Pixar. Thank you for this Christmas threa... I mean treats, Phelan.

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 2 роки тому +3

      I once drew a five-page flip book when I was 8 that was less painful than this.

  • @furonguy42
    @furonguy42 2 роки тому +24

    Every time I think these East/West movies can't get any worse, you manage to find something _somehow_ worse. I've seen tranquilized snails move faster than the pacing of this movie.

  • @yelloweyeball
    @yelloweyeball 2 роки тому +10

    East-West Dutch Boy:"Can you image Christmas?"

  • @nousukas
    @nousukas 2 роки тому +25

    For this Santa, it wasn't about the presents, it was about trawelling and relaxing on places like Eastern islands and Egypt. The presents are only for paid customers, not some poor people.

  • @supernintendochalmers3385
    @supernintendochalmers3385 2 роки тому +74

    Wow, he actually found a Christmas special that both looks *and* sounds worse than The Christmas Light

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 2 роки тому +14

      And quite possibly has even worse pacing than The Christmas Brigade.

    • @andreasnickmann370
      @andreasnickmann370 Рік тому +5

      @@Shaun_Jones Red Nose needs some singing beetles

    • @MykezStylez
      @MykezStylez 5 місяців тому

      Atleast the christmas light has the excuse of it being made very early on in CGI (Just a few months before the first toy story released).

  • @catsantos353
    @catsantos353 2 роки тому +17

    The EastWest crew are easily my favorite dubbers.
    Their English teacher must be so proud-ish

  • @peterang78
    @peterang78 2 роки тому +22

    God, this makes Dingo Picture look like a professional animation studio than this piece of reindeer crap.

  • @SirChubbyBunny
    @SirChubbyBunny 2 роки тому +17

    That feel when The Christmas Light looks like gold compared to this.

  • @huerfanoproducciones
    @huerfanoproducciones 2 роки тому +72

    Feliz Navidad Pelos!

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 2 роки тому +17

    "Red Nose" making Dingo Pictures look *slightly* better by comparison is no easy feat! 😆

    • @Saieras
      @Saieras 2 роки тому +2

      I dunno, this looks like it was pretty easy to make.

  • @TheEmeraldWeirdo
    @TheEmeraldWeirdo 2 роки тому +27

    Dear God. Judging from the thumbnail, I thought this was another one of those joke videos you do on occasion. This looks like somebody took the assets from an early Flash game and tried to make a movie out of them because they were bored one afternoon.
    The things you put yourself through for your fans is astounding.

  • @ElvenRaptor
    @ElvenRaptor 2 роки тому +5

    Me: "At least I know Dingo Pictures as is bad as it gets."
    Red Nose: "Allow me to introduce myself."

  • @gamingchinchilla7323
    @gamingchinchilla7323 2 роки тому +14

    Wait... a production worst than a Dingo animation?
    In what universe did God divide by zero?

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 2 роки тому +3

      Unfortunately, this one we're in is the one...

  • @johnpublic7796
    @johnpublic7796 2 роки тому +21

    My mom made it crystal clear that Santa brings the kids the toys, but sends her the bill. When I was 5 and commented on green Wal-Mart stickers on some presents, she angrily said "Well Santa and the elves can't make all the **** toys! They have to shop at Wal-Mart, too!" I love it.

  • @NewAgeOmega
    @NewAgeOmega 2 роки тому +17

    Btw, The "Golden Mule" probably was a literal translation from the German "Goldesel", a magic donkey from a Grimm's fairytale (I just looked up the english title, and apperently it is "The Wishing-Table, the Gold-Ass, and the Cudgel in the Sack" lol).
    The donkey had the ability to literally s**t and barf out gold coins. In Germany the phrase "Goldesel" is therefore used to describe a person who is like an endless source of money.

    • @noahbossier1131
      @noahbossier1131 2 роки тому +5

      Okay that’s unusual

    • @RichardWatt
      @RichardWatt 2 роки тому +1

      Or as it's known these days, "quantitative easing". Or Tether.

  • @GarthTheDestroyer
    @GarthTheDestroyer 2 роки тому +18

    Well, for all the movies the A&W Root Bear might sue for defamation by being associated with, he has the strongest case with this one.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 роки тому +2

      Ah the ones who did the music I’m now so familiar with due to these reviews correct?

  • @thedarthmj94
    @thedarthmj94 2 роки тому +119

    "They don't need presents, they are happy in their poorness". That was a joke, but I saw a Christmas play at a church a few years back where that was seriously the message.

    • @michaelthomas5433
      @michaelthomas5433 2 роки тому +23

      Still sounds better than Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas.

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck 2 роки тому +17

      Oh dear lord. I hope that Church got a giant TSUNAMI of backlash for that.

    • @thedarthmj94
      @thedarthmj94 2 роки тому +15

      @@ExtremeWreck not to my knowledge, though me being there was a special circumstance, so I wouldn't know anyway.
      Admittedly, I told a slight lie in my original comment. The moral of the play, a Christianfied version of a Christmas carol that replaced the ghosts with angels, was that, "God loves poor people more than rich people, so poor people are always more happy than rich people". I try to be tolerant of people's faith, but the context of how it was presented rubbed me the wrong way.
      I wanted to leave the direct tie in to the Big G out of my initial comment because Phealen's joke reminded me of a humorous, if kinda depressing thing I've seen spelled out in a similar way, and didn't want people scrolling the comments to think I was being unnecessarily cynical to their faith.
      And as I've said this was a few years back, so it's possible I'm missremembering, or I missed the full context of what they were trying to say, but from what I remember, not a good look.

    • @Domarius64
      @Domarius64 2 роки тому +15

      Well this sentiment, no matter how it's presented, feels a lot like something not-poor people will say and put in their plays / movies, purely to make themselves feel better.

    • @kingofichigo
      @kingofichigo 2 роки тому

      @@Domarius64 yep

  • @sussybaka119
    @sussybaka119 2 роки тому +86

    Phelous is giving us a review of an awful Christmas movie? Couldn't ask for a better Christmas gift

  • @austinmorrison6953
    @austinmorrison6953 2 роки тому +5

    I can't believe it. Something that makes Rapsittie Street Kids and The Christmas Tree look like works of art actually does exist!

  • @rasengdori13
    @rasengdori13 2 роки тому +15

    It’s amazing to see how low the bar can be set in animation movies.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому +38

    It's a fun little counterpart to the Rex review the other day: a conventional story barely animated and voiced, or an insane story with amazing production value that's just plain weird. One's good but bizarre, the other is just lazy trash.
    Merry Christmas Phelan and Allison! I can't wait to see what you guys do next.

  • @EsmeAmelia
    @EsmeAmelia 2 роки тому +19

    I think the ending skit had better animation than the actual movie.

  • @slacknhash
    @slacknhash 2 роки тому +8

    "There's a lot of slow motion. The episodes were running up to eight minutes under. The only way to stretch them out was with slow motion. And we tried to keep the slow motion away from the dialogue as much as possible. Anything without dialogue was considered for slow motion." - Dean Learner, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

  • @beegyosh8262
    @beegyosh8262 2 роки тому +6

    In some of these, the Dutch guy sounds like he's actually trying to emote but just doesn't have any confidence in the film he's watching so he gives up halfway through the line

  • @UJEvans
    @UJEvans 2 роки тому +8

    Finally. A Christmas special I can get behind.
    I mean this Phelous video, not Red Nose.

  • @sparrow420500
    @sparrow420500 2 роки тому +50

    Phelous come through on Christmas Eve with an obscure Christmas movie no one's ever seen!
    MERRY CHRISTMAS Phelous, and please never change!!

  • @blackismyfavoritecolor869
    @blackismyfavoritecolor869 2 роки тому +16

    WOW this is a special kind of I don't give a... You hang this DVD up in a kid's room to scare all the evil spirits away.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 13 днів тому

      Put it in the stocking of a naughty kid instead of giving him coal.

  • @kyosballerina7701
    @kyosballerina7701 2 роки тому +14

    One thing I've never understood about "animation studios" like this, is why the designs of the characters are so god awful. I get not having the skills or money to properly animate something, but there's no reason the characters have to look as shit as the animation.

  • @staysaltybaby
    @staysaltybaby 2 роки тому +16

    I never got the chance to say it but congratulations on the wedding my man. I didn't actually know you and Lupa were a thing ;) May Wabuu protect you both

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 2 роки тому +14

    Rudi died on his way back cause he met Wabuu who found him to be sooooo stupid and slow that he beat him to death with Wushal who didn't mind being used as a bludgeon cause he had to sit through Leonardo's long boring story (which caused Wushal to long for the time he almost died under that fallen tree as the story of Rudi so terrible that it is torture even for Dingo Pictures characters and Wabuu convinced Wushal that he could make the bad memories go away by using Wushal as a bludgeon to beat Rudi to death with). However it was only partially successful, so Wabuu used Wushal to bludgeon Rudi's brother Leonardo to death, but Wushal stopped being effective, so Wabuu finished Leonardo the Reindeer using the Silver Gauntlets from OoT (Wabuu stole them from that Rambling Owl that wouldn't shut up in Leonardo's story) to lift Next Mutation's Leonardo who he also used as a bludgeon to deliver the finishing blow to Leonardo the Reindeer and the combined stupidity of the two braindead Leonardos destroyed them both as if canceling each other out. Wabuu then told Wushal (who no longer remembered Rudi or his brother save for a overwhelming feeling of dread when he heard their names which pleased Wabuu) the story of how he killed the stupid reindeer brother while Wushal was recovering in the hospital, with Wushal thanking Wabuu for the sweet gift of amnesia and they both had a Merry Christmas (as Wabuu wanted Rudi dead and to see Wushal in pain for Christmas, while also having Wushal indebted to him for his amnesia).
    Merry Christmas, Phelous!

  • @Blaster1360
    @Blaster1360 2 роки тому +7

    This movie's animation style makes me think of a low-budget South Park knockoff.

  • @anabeatrizcaetano3121
    @anabeatrizcaetano3121 2 роки тому +15

    This looks like something I'd see on Newgrounds from 2000s.

  • @Account_Not_Applicable
    @Account_Not_Applicable 2 роки тому +4

    The Christmas Tree wasn't bad enough, we gotta set the bar even lower.
    [Rapsittie Street Kids]
    Lower
    [The Christmas Light]
    _Lower_
    [Red Nose]
    There we go.

    • @Gilby1385
      @Gilby1385 2 роки тому +1

      Just wait until you see "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny" or "Santa's Christmas Elf (Named Calvin)".

    • @Account_Not_Applicable
      @Account_Not_Applicable 2 роки тому +1

      @@Gilby1385 at least Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny can call itself a movie. Santa's Christmas Elf (Named Calvin) is just a slideshow presentation of some weirdos photographs with narration and voice overs. In terms of bad Christmas movies, it ranks high

  • @maniacaldude
    @maniacaldude 2 роки тому +19

    Good God, this animation looks like it's on the same level of quality as the godawful Cinematronics version of Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, except somehow even more poorly edited. And that's not even getting into the "dubbing" and the abysmal pacing. This special actually makes The Christmas Tree look competent in comparison, it's that horrendous. Thank you for sacrificing your sanity once again to entertain us and WARN us about this kind of stuff.
    Also, what the hell is the point of giving Santa a child if it adds NOTHING to ANYTHING about this special?

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, it arguably makes Froggy 2000 look competent by comparison.

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 2 роки тому +20

    Animation worse than Dingo, and story pacing worse than Bevanfield.
    Absolutely inconceivable.
    I'm glad the EastWest dub is among those two qualities. Apparently it IS literally impossible to dub worse than EastWest. We all THOUGHT it was impossible to do those other two things.
    (There's also something jarring about these EastWest dubbers who obviously aren't fluent in English speaking a script with the word "dissing" all over it. That, or it's just weird to hear "dissing" in a Christmas movie.)

  • @mars199
    @mars199 2 роки тому +8

    This movie makes all the other other bad Christmas movies that Phelous reviewed look like Disney tier animation. At least all of those movies attempted animation using frames or had decent voice acting as bad as they were. This is just clip art that someone took a puppet warp tool and used tween animation.

  • @closetman760
    @closetman760 Рік тому +4

    2014 - Phelous gives a review on the most infamously, unintentionally hilarious German animated film.
    2021 - Phelous reviews a German animated film that has even worse animation than Dinosaur Adventure.
    2024 - Phelous brings to light he knows fluent German due to his obsession with Dingo Pictures and German dubs of his favorite films, and reviews any odd animated German film that never got translated in any other language.

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 2 роки тому +7

    Okay as a German I wonder who the hell funded that release. The dub reminds me of English presentations I had to endure by classmates in 9th grade, where noone had a clue what they were saying.

  • @s0s2
    @s0s2 2 роки тому +34

    Thank god, a phelous Christmas special! And the self made animation at the end was an extra nice treat! More entertaining than the whole movie itself 🤣

  • @mightyfilm
    @mightyfilm 2 роки тому +18

    Imagine if this was picked up by a professional dubbing quality. Couldn't save this poorly made screen saver. If anything a bunch of guys with thick accents with barely any understanding of the English language stumbling over their lines in monotone seems to compliment this...this... whatever it is perfectly. Aside from that, these mumbling voice actors really go to show how much talent the other Dingo pictures dub team brings. At least good ol' Wabuu can emote sorta....

  • @snukastyle
    @snukastyle 2 роки тому +10

    Man, you hired that studio for the animation!? You spared no expense for us!

  • @tesshorrorshow336
    @tesshorrorshow336 2 роки тому +3

    "It can't get worse than Dingo", I said.
    I need to stop saying things.

  • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
    @Grey_Warden_Invasion 2 роки тому +6

    I remember that Dingo Picture's Town Musicians of Bremen actually was kinda nice to watch in German because there at least the narrator gave a performance that would be entertaining for kids to listen to, even if not much happened on screen. But in this case things are moving so slowly, even the best and most energetic narrator would have a hard time. They might have been better off only using still images.

  • @pon2oon
    @pon2oon 2 роки тому +9

    Dear God!
    You really don't disappoint with the things you dig up!

  • @POLE7645
    @POLE7645 2 роки тому +11

    Good gravy. Even your Dingo Phelous (from the Dinosaur Adventure review) looked less creepy than this.

  • @masterfarr8265
    @masterfarr8265 2 роки тому +6

    the more I watch this the more I’m reminded of Eastern Europe’s favorite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite

  • @DarknessIsTheTruth
    @DarknessIsTheTruth 2 роки тому +6

    I chose to pronounce it as "Rudy Rotten-Ass" and you can't stop me.

  • @1000huzzahs
    @1000huzzahs 2 роки тому +23

    Phelous I love your stuff man but this one was ROUGH to get through. my sympathies to you in editing and in having to watch this

  • @bearerofbadnews1375
    @bearerofbadnews1375 2 роки тому +13

    Didn’t think it could get worse than the Christmas brigade, Rapsittie street kids, and the Christmas tree. But my Jesus red nose manages to be even worse than those that’s an accomplishment. This is the new worse Christmas special EVER!

    • @seanmatyas3938
      @seanmatyas3938 2 роки тому +3

      I would say Rapsittie is worse.
      That had a lot of money and voice talent behind it...so it should be judged harsher.

    • @bearerofbadnews1375
      @bearerofbadnews1375 2 роки тому +3

      @@seanmatyas3938 really? I think the Christmas brigade is the worst for being over an hour long (longer Than the Christmas light) having awful cgi animation, Burtons annoying burger puns, the fact after the sequel plot is done they flashback to the first movie just the characters saying what happened, and Jennifer and her clone singing Christmas songs for what feels like an eternity. But I guess we all different opinions of what Christmas special is the worst.

    • @seanmatyas3938
      @seanmatyas3938 2 роки тому +1

      @@bearerofbadnews1375 lol, i think we can just agree these are all terrible Christmas movies 😅

  • @GleeChan
    @GleeChan 2 роки тому +11

    When Phelous reviews animated trash, we all win (well, except for his sanity).

  • @XxRipperRooXx
    @XxRipperRooXx 2 роки тому +4

    Good lord! I can't believe there's something WORSE than Dingo out there!

  • @schlamuffenimperator9460
    @schlamuffenimperator9460 2 роки тому +5

    I read "Must Avoid" - I click, because that is the law.
    God bless you.
    This looks like a youtube video from 2009 with when poorly drawn animals with potty mouthed dialogue were the peak of comedy.
    Also greatings from germany.
    I miss the good old times with people in a cardboxes with dubbing company written in crayon on it all over our street.
    They also had a sign with "Start telling!" when they were opened.
    The last time I saw them, I wanted to visit them but - too bad it was sunday.
    They were closed as seen by the "Exit Scene" sign.

  • @shenloken2
    @shenloken2 2 роки тому +8

    It’s a fairly accurate portrayal of what Christmas is like for me entering my 40s: a plodding walk towards nothing leaving me feeling hollow.
    Merry Christmas BTW! 😄🎄

  • @jemofthe80s18
    @jemofthe80s18 2 роки тому +17

    Speaking of The Frog King, two versions in particular NEED reviews--the version from Cannon Movie Tales with Aileen Quinn that I absolutely love and the version with Robin Williams as the frog that is DEFINITELY interesting:) There are a TON of those fairy tale theatre films from the 80s that deserve a Phelous series!

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 Рік тому

      Sorry did you say Robin?! 😮

    • @jemofthe80s18
      @jemofthe80s18 Рік тому

      @@gracekim25 Yes...Faerie Tale Theatre's The Tale of the Frog Prince.

  • @thebumblequeen6778
    @thebumblequeen6778 2 роки тому +8

    Wow! I never thought I'd see a Christmas "movie" that makes anything from Dingo Pictures look like a cinematic masterpiece!

  • @GameJames-Arkveveen
    @GameJames-Arkveveen 2 роки тому +7

    A completely beautiful disaster, a Christmas treat, and a true nightmare. Thank you for this Christmas gift, Phelan. "He's going to the shit!"

  • @mutalord
    @mutalord 2 роки тому +6

    this should be showed in animation schools to learn what NOT TO DO

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +2

    Hard to believe something can be WORSE than those un-animated Dingo bits where they just show drawings, but... yeah.

  • @mando9364
    @mando9364 2 роки тому +3

    I never thought I'd see the day where an "animation" is so bad it makes Rhapsody Street Kids, The Christmas Tree, Dingo Pictures look like they were made by Disney. And I'm only 1:11 in to this.
    I'm going to die am I?