History of War - Polandball Animation 2017

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  • @mczalez6021
    @mczalez6021 7 років тому +372

    "Damnit, my pasta. We are retreating." To supply on more pasta, I suppose?

    • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
      @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 7 років тому +20

      Ringo McZalez No, the Italians retreated to build the firts bomber in history and then do what 'Murica do... Bomb the shit out of the Ottomans (at that time Libia was under the Ottomans)!
      Obviously the Italians use Pizza as bombs.

    • @langolodelladistopia6171
      @langolodelladistopia6171 6 років тому +1

      Calzones please. We used Calzones as bomb.
      upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Calzone_fritto.jpg

    • @saminator_yt1367
      @saminator_yt1367 6 років тому +1

      Remember there ammo is pasta since there italian

    • @chobez271
      @chobez271 6 років тому

      You reTREATing?

    • @rep4756
      @rep4756 6 років тому

      Sergente A that’s using your noodle

  • @CaptainRex-Managed_Democracy
    @CaptainRex-Managed_Democracy 7 років тому +544

    "Yes! Polan finally rich!"
    "Polan, you have terrorists. We need to liberate you."
    EDIT: Wow, 135 likes! Thanks guys!

  • @anamir3347
    @anamir3347 6 років тому +514

    Haha Nazis on the rise again part...
    Polan goes "I always know he would do it again" I'm dead lolol

  • @sinisterhacker4607
    @sinisterhacker4607 5 років тому +273

    Me:Makes oil painting at school.
    Teacher:Why is the american army here?

  • @awaw5904
    @awaw5904 7 років тому +633

    "And France before it turned gay" best line
    EDIT:Holy shit 130 likes

    • @coulochonou6376
      @coulochonou6376 7 років тому +11

      Tf2 Turtle :(

    • @macped6751
      @macped6751 7 років тому +3

      You know besides ww1

    • @awaw5904
      @awaw5904 7 років тому +5

      I know its meme cuz "france always surrenders"

    • @coulochonou6376
      @coulochonou6376 7 років тому +1

      Tf2 Turtle ik i just get so many ppl harassing me with it that it just makes me sad now :/

    • @coulochonou6376
      @coulochonou6376 6 років тому +2

      Tf2 Turtle same. I dont want immigrants in France

  • @panzeelecreusois6357
    @panzeelecreusois6357 7 років тому +519

    "and France... before they turned gay..." xD

  • @soap8572
    @soap8572 6 років тому +432

    10:32 the proper Polish flag

    • @jarrkot
      @jarrkot 5 років тому +6

      Yesh

    • @dianefranklin8826
      @dianefranklin8826 5 років тому +12

      No, 10:33

    • @piritottszardarab
      @piritottszardarab 5 років тому +13

      6:20 poland can into space

    • @AyaC76
      @AyaC76 5 років тому +9

      The real polish flag is white on top and red on the bottom , he is correct. I AM A SLAVIC AND I KNOW MY POLANDBALL. prntscr.com/n3rpi6

    • @wildinferno0147
      @wildinferno0147 5 років тому +1

      Kokonoshi Springtrap *RUSSIA APPEARS*

  • @IscoFi
    @IscoFi 4 роки тому +66

    Ireland: "My capital... was Dublin"
    *Processing joke, Please wait*
    *Two hours later...*
    Haha .... Ahahahahaha

  • @xilifok9025
    @xilifok9025 7 років тому +3021

    1 like = space for poland

  • @Hunty-pf2do
    @Hunty-pf2do 5 років тому +61

    UK: Do u have anything to declare??
    USA: *INDEPENDENCE*

    • @arrowup8711
      @arrowup8711 4 роки тому +3

      *FUCK YEAH!*

    • @anamir3347
      @anamir3347 3 роки тому

      1 year later Capitol gets stormed is the biggest karma in human history

    • @detritus384
      @detritus384 3 роки тому +1

      @@anamir3347 which got restored unlike british empire lol

    • @AFC10Nathan
      @AFC10Nathan 3 роки тому

      @@detritus384 wanna know why we don't have an independence day?

    • @DreymondAlvaro
      @DreymondAlvaro 3 роки тому

      @@anamir3347 dude i saw your comment in this video and its 3 years ago

  • @AaronJesse136
    @AaronJesse136 4 роки тому +49

    Italy: *drop pasta*
    Also Italy: Aight imma head out

  • @snakeonsomerocks5667
    @snakeonsomerocks5667 6 років тому +241

    "SCREW TEA! WE GOT PEANUT BUTTER!"
    "Maybe tea isn't all that bad..."
    "THIS IS MARY FREAKIN' POPPINS!"

  • @dovydaslevanavicius9050
    @dovydaslevanavicius9050 6 років тому +177

    9:49 WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVE

    • @bandvitromania9642
      @bandvitromania9642 5 років тому

      Sabaton reference?

    • @quebecpilotdreams1516
      @quebecpilotdreams1516 4 роки тому

      I love that song

    • @ramboxd2475
      @ramboxd2475 4 роки тому +1

      Lamo ottomans kicked your asses 4 times poland and france prusia russia vs Ottomans = Ottomans lose not poland vs ottomans. Poland was weak

    • @Joseph-v6y
      @Joseph-v6y 4 роки тому

      Rambo XD well no the ottomans lost the seige of Vienna which marked its down fall

    • @Joseph-v6y
      @Joseph-v6y 4 роки тому

      Rambo XD that’s why from then on it’s called the sick man of Europe cause everyone wants it to die already

  • @illinoismappingandsoccer1367
    @illinoismappingandsoccer1367 6 років тому +109

    5:00 But the Berlin Wall wasn't built until the 60s

    • @nostalgia.pilled1446
      @nostalgia.pilled1446 6 років тому +7

      But the partition of Germany was in 1945 if you know what I mean?

    • @illinoismappingandsoccer1367
      @illinoismappingandsoccer1367 6 років тому +7

      But I don't remember them building walls during the partition

    • @nostalgia.pilled1446
      @nostalgia.pilled1446 6 років тому +4

      It must be the allied occupied zone probably so who knows

    • @d_data4409
      @d_data4409 5 років тому +1

      The wall was build 1961 i know that im german

    • @eironn__
      @eironn__ 4 роки тому

      Shut up...they will know it

  • @Kolokommouna
    @Kolokommouna 6 років тому +55

    "You never seen the reports"

  • @raipie07
    @raipie07 5 років тому +47

    *"There is no God."*
    "And France... Before they turned Gay..."
    "I dropped mah pasta, *we're retreating!* "

  • @prodragonballs2267
    @prodragonballs2267 7 років тому +22

    holy fuck this is the best thing i have seen the whole month

  • @dominicanrepubliccountryba6219
    @dominicanrepubliccountryba6219 7 років тому +97

    Rip pasta

  • @Can_ix
    @Can_ix 5 років тому +14

    7:16
    Does anyone else feel bad for Poland

  • @user-ds8kg5qh7d
    @user-ds8kg5qh7d 6 років тому +25

    I laughed so hard at 5:41 🤣😂

  • @onur62dersimos
    @onur62dersimos 7 років тому +133

    8:54 That is Sadly so True....

  • @italianmapperchris3168
    @italianmapperchris3168 7 років тому +90

    *FOR MAMA!!!!!!!!* Fuck i dropped my pasta....

    • @andreamarino6010
      @andreamarino6010 7 років тому +1

      Italian Mapper Chris la cosa simpatica è che si scrive con 2 m

    • @italianmapperchris3168
      @italianmapperchris3168 7 років тому +2

      Latin Union Mapper Lo so, ma i stranieri pensano che è più divertente con una m

    • @benballew4810
      @benballew4810 6 років тому

      Italian Mappe

  • @sabre7212
    @sabre7212 4 роки тому +51

    Me: Mom can I get History?
    Mom: No we have History at home
    *History at home*

  • @ultimatechiller
    @ultimatechiller 6 років тому +51

    Greece: Seems like fun!
    *Greece plays*
    G.´s mind:huh...
    *appears image of germany saying PAY DEBTS!*
    *greece gets jumpscared*
    Greece:Fu*k.

    • @nightbot.2817
      @nightbot.2817 6 років тому +3

      masterpokemon30
      we needed this comment because we dont watch the video i suppose

    • @panospapiotis8370
      @panospapiotis8370 5 років тому

      This was funny, even for me. But Greece is one of many countries in Europe that has debts.

  • @geographicme5162
    @geographicme5162 6 років тому +147

    9:44 Britain's bed cover

  • @niggo.0300
    @niggo.0300 7 років тому +193

    I think like i have seen most of this before

    • @awaw5904
      @awaw5904 7 років тому

      Niggo .0 yeah

    • @Star04897
      @Star04897 7 років тому +13

      Niggo .0
      The stolen jokes you saw or not given credit to
      Were
      Ll
      Countryballs
      Bouncing balls/Adryan HD mapping/ Benjamin schnell

    • @awaw5904
      @awaw5904 7 років тому +6

      Most of them looked like I seen them for example: Atheist Estonia

    • @Star04897
      @Star04897 7 років тому +5

      Tf2 Turtle that's from LL

    • @novuki
      @novuki 7 років тому +2

      Sarajevo Mapper actually from reddit.

  • @clar1nettist204
    @clar1nettist204 6 років тому

    I’ve never seen better! Thanks for part of my inspiration.

  • @dolfy7542
    @dolfy7542 6 років тому +46

    And hungary?!?! where is hungary in the intro

  • @Vivisugarxdoll
    @Vivisugarxdoll 7 років тому +5

    "I always knew he would do it again" -Poland. Had me in tears lmao

  • @christianvillanueva4715
    @christianvillanueva4715 7 років тому +56

    8:30
    That's MH17. It crashed due to being hit by a missile in Ukrainian airspace. Condolences to the families of the 298 people on board that flight from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur.

    • @DaniFold
      @DaniFold 6 років тому +4

      fuck you it was by ukrainians not russians

    • @444coole444
      @444coole444 6 років тому +4

      thats why the dutch countryball looked so sad

    • @jousten1524
      @jousten1524 6 років тому +3

      scuttle06 it was Russia my country has proof for that

    • @thenetherlands1525
      @thenetherlands1525 5 років тому

      Holland Mapper ja er is bewijs dat de raket uit Rusland kwam, maar Rusland werkt niet mee in het onderzoek.
      Holland Mapper yes there is evidence that the missile was shot from Russia, but Russia doesn't cooperate in the research.

    • @artos9406
      @artos9406 5 років тому +1

      It was Russia! Dumb

  • @tree2104
    @tree2104 5 років тому

    Finally I got to see your channel. Love it!!!

  • @mac6na6na26
    @mac6na6na26 4 роки тому +7

    Genghis Khan, sitting in his hut
    His advisor: "Genghis! Your wife has been kidnapped!"
    Genghis: "I should avenge her... or I could start the greatest empire of all time and kill millions!"

  • @pratimasaha3918
    @pratimasaha3918 7 років тому +395

    1 like = 1 power up to Poland

  • @lombank7024
    @lombank7024 7 років тому +31

    As president of Syria 3:49 i would be offended but its to dang funny

  • @iNSOL3Nc3
    @iNSOL3Nc3 5 років тому +8

    4:37 -lel I died- god so much laughter...

  • @brauliotellez4846
    @brauliotellez4846 6 років тому +3

    I felt sooo bad for Estonia at 9:56 but at thesame time found it hilarious

  • @alaskagyal
    @alaskagyal 6 років тому +90

    9:51 *_and here we see a wild poland, being a true Christian!_*
    10:23 *_now, this poland shall do what it does best!_*

    • @yaodongzhou7552
      @yaodongzhou7552 5 років тому +1

      Lolololololol

    • @Flupenius
      @Flupenius 5 років тому

      Alamkan Countryball turn over for a short time for his true flag and go back to normal

  • @autobot-jedi-iron-man3166
    @autobot-jedi-iron-man3166 7 років тому +9

    8:48 One of the best parts.

  • @coolsalmon485
    @coolsalmon485 5 років тому +2

    Its been so long since this has uploaded
    ALSO My stomach rumbled at the scene where Estonia was facing a polish empire
    And it sounded like the thunder crackling

  • @wnwn7239
    @wnwn7239 2 роки тому +3

    7:28 im dying hahaha

  • @Poffa1922
    @Poffa1922 7 років тому +10

    I'm italian and this is FANTASTIC.

  • @animeboy-qy5sq
    @animeboy-qy5sq 7 років тому +18

    How many roast in this video? I lost count.

  • @apple_dragon226
    @apple_dragon226 Рік тому +2

    7:36 isn't it funny that America asked Russia " how you beat France and Germany " and Russia talks about how he was surrounded then America say "then how did you lose the Cold War" I freaking laugh at that lol

  • @connormagee5293
    @connormagee5293 4 роки тому +1

    Don’t know why I found it so funny when Germany was chasing Greece down the road with a whip

  • @mrjazz4519
    @mrjazz4519 6 років тому +3

    Great video Ulpian! It was rlly funny and entertaining to watch

  • @jackkenny6376
    @jackkenny6376 7 років тому +3

    "Dammit I dropped my pasta, were Retreating."
    "At least I have a potato"
    So majestic.

  • @josephxu8999
    @josephxu8999 4 роки тому +2

    I have never been so entertained by a bunch of balls.

  • @MohnJarston
    @MohnJarston 5 років тому +8

    "Damnit i dropped my pasta....alright we are retreating"
    I never knew these vids were so accurate
    1:17 Wales

  • @dorkfish1275
    @dorkfish1275 7 років тому +87

    8:18 should I laugh or be mad?

  • @furyxgaming8938
    @furyxgaming8938 7 років тому +19

    finally found an awesome albanian who likes country balls and thinks the same way as I do (politics, what actually happened etc.) im from Kosovo btw ;), you're doing great Bro!, bro fist from Peja!

  • @joshuadiamantopulos4090
    @joshuadiamantopulos4090 6 років тому

    Great Animation mate I loved it Bre

  • @loudhousefullepisodesandcl7257
    @loudhousefullepisodesandcl7257 3 роки тому +2

    I died laughing when Germany 🇩🇪 started chasing Greece 🇬🇷

  • @lucianogardelli10
    @lucianogardelli10 7 років тому +25

    Loved This video

  • @kaczuszkapaczuszka7979
    @kaczuszkapaczuszka7979 7 років тому +12

    What a great gift for my birthday!:)

    • @jerry0331
      @jerry0331 6 років тому

      Nikozja pffp. Late Happy birthday

  • @munich6049
    @munich6049 5 років тому

    Good music choice my friend

  • @giarenella
    @giarenella 4 роки тому

    As an italian,that's not offensive,is pretty funny!!!!! Good work!!!!!

  • @MatthiasG1899
    @MatthiasG1899 7 років тому +69

    Berlin wall was built 1963 sry also afghanistan soviet war was 1978 not in the 60's

    • @novuki
      @novuki 7 років тому +5

      Well the partition of Germany was in 1945

    • @cheemsg.i.7130
      @cheemsg.i.7130 7 років тому +5

      +Oil Mapper Oh yeah?

    • @NeueSchlesien
      @NeueSchlesien 7 років тому +3

      Oil Mapper: Are you an idiot

    • @cornflax5148
      @cornflax5148 7 років тому +2

      Neue
      Yes, Turns out I am a idiot that needs to learn history

    • @novuki
      @novuki 7 років тому

      Plus afgan soviet war ended in 1898 and started in 1979

  • @constellious
    @constellious 7 років тому +27

    How to make italy surrender,Eat their mamas pasta

  • @breadpriest
    @breadpriest 5 років тому +35

    I wonder why poland looks like indonesia

    • @thischannelisdead4058
      @thischannelisdead4058 5 років тому +14

      It's a long running joke in Polandball/CountryBalls, that was on purpose.

    • @TenLepszy
      @TenLepszy 5 років тому +8

      long story my friend

    • @eironn__
      @eironn__ 4 роки тому +3

      *sad monaco noises*

    • @caf3in323
      @caf3in323 4 роки тому +2

      polandball is upside down - it was made as a joke that everything in poland is opposite

  • @sanin3213
    @sanin3213 3 роки тому +1

    This takes me back

  • @TheAustrianAnimations87
    @TheAustrianAnimations87 7 років тому +8

    nice and i am under the 1.000 views

  • @jonnegames415
    @jonnegames415 6 років тому +25

    America should have sayd at 7:46 that how come you lost the Winter war
    Suomi mainittu torilla tavataan

    • @harounankazianga2784
      @harounankazianga2784 6 років тому +1

      Ender gaming 51 but Russia didn't lose...

    • @seraph5826
      @seraph5826 6 років тому

      And cold war

    • @peepeepoopoo6787
      @peepeepoopoo6787 5 років тому +1

      Harounan Kazianga yes they did learn history

    • @thundreski
      @thundreski 5 років тому +1

      Howard the alien No . . . they didn't. Finland put up an outstanding fight, but in the end, the Treaty of Moscow was signed and Finland ceded some land. So, you're kind of the one who needs to learn history. Lol.

    • @barbarawatkins4147
      @barbarawatkins4147 5 років тому

      Thunder Cade He Means THE SOVIETS LOST CAUSE THEY COLLAPSED

  • @thenasiudk1337
    @thenasiudk1337 6 років тому +4

    Hey He did it!
    Poland go to space!
    Even for 1 seconds

  • @alexyoshi5728
    @alexyoshi5728 5 років тому

    I’ve missed these so much

  • @americau.s.a1691
    @americau.s.a1691 7 років тому +6

    It took me 267 hours decide between my 972th how to get oil video and this

  • @AimanPF
    @AimanPF 7 років тому +13

    Is the 8:30 part was a reference to MH17?

  • @cronosmcg
    @cronosmcg Рік тому +1

    Incredible!! I agree with all the jokes!!!

  • @deadchannel1880
    @deadchannel1880 5 років тому

    This looks like content I like I hope he stills uploads (looks at last upload) 11 month since last upload, still going to sub

  • @marshmallowmountains4636
    @marshmallowmountains4636 7 років тому +8

    Ugh they're so cute.

  • @lmaoce9168
    @lmaoce9168 7 років тому +59

    What do you anim8 with?

  • @Max-lr4vx
    @Max-lr4vx 6 років тому

    I’m italian and when I first watch 10 seconds of this I was laughing xD

  • @rajenthapa5591
    @rajenthapa5591 5 років тому +2

    There was motor boat in 1910?
    Wow! Great history

  • @Kolokommouna
    @Kolokommouna 6 років тому +5

    "You never seen the reports."

  • @jacklalor3672
    @jacklalor3672 6 років тому +16

    LIKE IF IT IRISH AND PROUD

    • @Leatherface123.
      @Leatherface123. 4 роки тому +2

      YES
      Where’s me beer
      Where me pot o gold
      Where’s me lucky charms
      Where is me corn beef and cabbage
      Give me potato
      I need tirty tree of them

    • @Jacksiloution
      @Jacksiloution 3 роки тому

      @@Leatherface123. ah America is back at cultural appropriation

    • @Leatherface123.
      @Leatherface123. 3 роки тому

      @@Jacksiloution dude I’m dead serious I’m Irish my great great grandfather came from Ireland the family name went from O’Daley to Daley then my grandmas name went to Smith and that’s now my last name but not my birth name that would be petree
      This is all on my moms side
      My grandfather is Native American he’s literary a red skin and his mother was one too making me a native American Irish man

    • @Jacksiloution
      @Jacksiloution 3 роки тому

      @@Leatherface123. Oh CoOl my hamsters toenail was kicked by a shoe that was brought in a store who's owners cousins girlfriends dad was Irish making me Irish

    • @Leatherface123.
      @Leatherface123. 3 роки тому

      @@Jacksiloution cousins girlfriend’s dad is not related to the hamster or you
      My great great grandfather is directly related to me

  • @bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72
    @bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72 4 роки тому

    I like how that towards the end that Poland starts rolling backwards

  • @somar2063
    @somar2063 4 роки тому +2

    the best parts of battle are when there are a bunch of golf balls with guns shooting at each other.

  • @adobeflashplayer3023
    @adobeflashplayer3023 7 років тому +6

    6:05 LOL

  • @neverluckym8728
    @neverluckym8728 7 років тому +18

    Yes but can we answer the true question?
    Can Esti into Nordic?

    • @josephstalin2296
      @josephstalin2296 7 років тому +1

      Never Lucky m8 we've all seen that animation haven't we?

  • @shadowbonnieshadow8754
    @shadowbonnieshadow8754 6 років тому

    Great video

  • @mndunkerque2497
    @mndunkerque2497 5 років тому +1

    Germany bringing nations together since 1492

  • @DividedByZeero
    @DividedByZeero 5 років тому +8

    9:23
    polan wil not into space
    until no borgar

    • @DividedByZeero
      @DividedByZeero 2 роки тому

      @𝘿!𝙘𝙠 Riding ǤƗяℓ Riley
      your bots shall do nothing against me

  • @alihandroarabulos3570
    @alihandroarabulos3570 7 років тому +33

    What is the song at 9:51

    • @jackieboy1551
      @jackieboy1551 6 років тому +1

      Alihandro Arabulos It's an old lithuanian war song (It's NOT a polish song).

    • @grugbob
      @grugbob 6 років тому +5

      Darude- sandstorm

    • @gadeoldakersr.4094
      @gadeoldakersr.4094 6 років тому

      Alihandro Arabulos 8

    • @MrNekro66
      @MrNekro66 6 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/azh5SPmcJ_A/v-deo.html

    • @nathanielperaza577
      @nathanielperaza577 6 років тому +1

      Darude Dankstorm

  • @datboidatboi9776
    @datboidatboi9776 6 років тому

    Omg he first part
    The country:open fire
    Italy:i dropped my pasta, alright we are retreating
    XD it killed me

  • @discocow3559
    @discocow3559 6 років тому

    Lol the tea party one was hilarious

  • @zuoelu
    @zuoelu 6 років тому +8

    Omg Poland has Indonesia's flag

    • @cg3692
      @cg3692 5 років тому +1

      Zuoelu Its Because Of Polandball Rules Lol

    • @TenLepszy
      @TenLepszy 5 років тому

      its a long story...

  • @BigDaddyDank_lol
    @BigDaddyDank_lol 6 років тому +3

    Everyone fears the German to this day.....Legends say......

  • @dueandwolfbrothers4778
    @dueandwolfbrothers4778 5 років тому

    YOU MAKE GOOD VIDEOS

  • @Leatherface123.
    @Leatherface123. 3 роки тому +2

    8:11 it took me 2 years to realize how dark this is

  • @ruthspitznas7135
    @ruthspitznas7135 6 років тому +11

    Viva Le Baguette

    • @frogginachos0124
      @frogginachos0124 5 років тому

      Mmmmm baguette

    • @goatyqt4553
      @goatyqt4553 5 років тому

      Viva le baguette ??? It’s Vive la Baguette, Vive la France 🇫🇷 (et la francophonie 🇲🇶etc.) !!!

  • @autobot-jedi-iron-man3166
    @autobot-jedi-iron-man3166 7 років тому +6

    8:56 XD

  • @jxq12
    @jxq12 3 роки тому

    It starts out like an actual animation but it just goes downhill after tialy bridgr

  • @munastronaut8147
    @munastronaut8147 5 років тому

    *pasta drops onto water*
    Italy: Damnit, I dropped my pasta... Allright, we are retreating.

  • @stopitplz6830
    @stopitplz6830 7 років тому +5

    Poland is da best

  • @tqxxr1639
    @tqxxr1639 6 років тому +5

    9:03 got me

  • @clevername6872
    @clevername6872 6 років тому

    UK: maybe he won’t make such a big deal about it-
    America: *bursts down the down, starts shooting guns everywhere* YYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

  • @maine4905
    @maine4905 6 років тому

    I love this

  • @omaralejandro2425
    @omaralejandro2425 4 роки тому +4

    *PAY DEBTS*
    By: *Germany*

  • @suboxb7698
    @suboxb7698 5 років тому +3

    8:22 lol MH17 (I know that because im dutch)

  • @macaroniwithdachickenstrip8684
    @macaroniwithdachickenstrip8684 11 місяців тому

    “Oh yes I’m going to Hogwarts”!
    Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @18idlesuggest
    @18idlesuggest 6 років тому

    Love it