Ogg the Ogryn Ships Out (#1)

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  • @josharmstrong8813
    @josharmstrong8813 4 роки тому +1574

    I find it absolutely hilarious that this is actually Canon in the regimental standard in one of them they literally have stickers you're supposed to give the ogryns for doing a good job

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 4 роки тому +131

      Well as mentioned they are dealing with half ton babies, army of them with temper to match, so if you can keep toddlers in somewhat check with some stickers, so you can do with ogryns... and its not like they would even understand difference between sticker and actual medal..

    • @josharmstrong8813
      @josharmstrong8813 4 роки тому +52

      @@Hellsong89 fair enough whatever helps keep up morale
      Because I'm sure many a overzealous commissar has realised that ogryns are a lot tougher than they look and I'm sure on at least one occasion a ogryn has survived being shot in the head with a bolt pistol only to turn said commissar into a thin red paste most likely before succumbing to his injuries because ogryns may be tough but I'm pretty sure even they'll go down after a while after traumatic brain injury

    • @specter86fl
      @specter86fl 4 роки тому +15

      @@josharmstrong8813 how do you think they make boneads?

    • @josharmstrong8813
      @josharmstrong8813 4 роки тому +12

      @@specter86fl Blind Faith and loyalty is the best counters to chaos temptation

    • @tea-sus8722
      @tea-sus8722 4 роки тому +14

      @@josharmstrong8813 if gameplay is any indication, a bolt round is not much to an ogryn

  • @BIGESTblade
    @BIGESTblade 4 роки тому +462

    "What did you do to earn your Star?"
    "I killed 15 greenskins with my bare hands!"
    "And you, Ogg?"
    "Uh... Me put boots on."

    • @AXII_NYAN
      @AXII_NYAN 2 роки тому +84

      at first try.. all by himself

    • @FLARGblarg2
      @FLARGblarg2 Рік тому +7

      A GODDAM GENIUS

  • @FrecklePhantomhive
    @FrecklePhantomhive 4 роки тому +1183

    Ogg will always be a light shining in this grimdark universe, blessed be him and his service.

    • @phillydaize9634
      @phillydaize9634 4 роки тому +10

      Can’t wait to hear him get his head removed from his neck. It wouldn’t be 40K otherwise

    • @eater_of_plastic4189
      @eater_of_plastic4189 2 роки тому +5

      @@phillydaize9634 no

    • @phillydaize9634
      @phillydaize9634 2 роки тому +4

      @@eater_of_plastic4189 if you think 40K is supposed to harbour this kind of innocence then you’ve never read even a single book.

    • @eater_of_plastic4189
      @eater_of_plastic4189 2 роки тому +6

      @@phillydaize9634 no, I know what would happen, I just don't want it to

    • @Charlie94781
      @Charlie94781 Рік тому +2

      @@eater_of_plastic4189 Ogg would have punched the chaos gods

  • @snugss5044
    @snugss5044 4 роки тому +460

    The voice acting for the Ogryn's is very adorable as always

  • @shmee123ful
    @shmee123ful 4 роки тому +389

    not going to lie the idea of a commasar being nice to ogryn's makes me feel all fuzzy inside.

    • @GundamReviver
      @GundamReviver 4 роки тому +34

      Honestly, not a bad job being an ogryn commissar. Still easier than having people fix their own tech issues via the phone lol.

    • @foddorais1422
      @foddorais1422 2 роки тому +4

      Well... Commisar or not you don't really want to get on the bad side of an Ogryn, they have big a tendency to go on rampage when angered and are as strong if not stronger than a space marine in power armor

  • @akiraman21
    @akiraman21 4 роки тому +778

    Just make this a permanent series. Got to know how OGG turns out when he meets a Space Marine

    • @paullutz7053
      @paullutz7053 4 роки тому +3

      I concur

    • @TotalWarDesigner
      @TotalWarDesigner 4 роки тому +4

      Gonna go ahead and say, they land. Storm off the lander, fight the Nids for about 20 minutes before they're overran and eaten.
      Just think Starship troopers but wholly more violent.

    • @robertr.7995
      @robertr.7995 4 роки тому +11

      @@TotalWarDesigner noooooo thats not allowed!

    • @erutherford
      @erutherford 3 роки тому +1

      @@robertr.7995 Almost happened ... but miracles do happen :)

    • @brotherhoodz97
      @brotherhoodz97 3 роки тому +2

      why do i think that a space wolf would find ogg a very good feasting companion.

  • @MrBenMcLean
    @MrBenMcLean 4 роки тому +417

    This series doesn't actually show us how stupid the Ogryns are. It shows us how smart the Commissar is. Think about how often in business and especially in the military, leaders fail to sufficiently communicate the big picture of their goals to their followers rather than just communicating the immediate next step. The Commissar here explains to the Ogryns not just what's happening that day but also what the big picture of their overall mission is, just breaking it down into simple terms they can understand. A lesser officer might have only told the Ogryns the immediate next step of going to another planet and never bothered to explain about the Tyranids. Instead, now the Ogryns know what to kill even if the Commissar is incapacitated! He's giving the Ogryns as much autonomy as they can handle. That's smart.

    • @jdantas6612
      @jdantas6612 3 роки тому +46

      Some commissars are brutish, violent, fanatic men who have been promoted to their position solely for their devotion to their orders and their willingness, no, eagerness to slay the enemy. Others, like Commissar Gallas, earned every inch of their uniform.

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 3 роки тому +26

      @@jdantas6612 Those who are given the rank of commissar due to connections or fanaticism often end up as "friendly fire accidents", whereas commissars who lead by example and wisdom are those who are so respected by their charges that every guardsmen who knows of them would gladly give their lives to make sure he lives another day. Ruthless leaders are easily found but wise leaders are extremely rare. Ciaphas Cain comes to mind when it comes to being wise.

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner 2 роки тому +3

      @@combinecommando001 The crazy thing is, Cain would disagree with your assessment of him.

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 2 роки тому +9

      @@TheAKgunner I would say more "ironic" than crazy. Cain always puts himself down and underplay his achievements.
      I wouldn't doubt that he does suffer from impostor syndrome, which ironically keeps him grounded and stops him from growing an ego.

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner 2 роки тому +1

      @@combinecommando001 True. But, “crazy” was the first thing to come to mind when I posted my reply.

  • @mahoganydoughnut6082
    @mahoganydoughnut6082 4 роки тому +427

    I can just imagine an ogryn unloading his ripper gun into a cockroach and destroying valuable equipment because he forgot what the bad bugs looked like.

    • @libertinarey
      @libertinarey 4 роки тому +77

      In his defence the picture is likely not to scale so its an easy mistake to make.

    • @paullutz7053
      @paullutz7053 4 роки тому +16

      @@libertinarey facts lmao

    • @eater_of_plastic4189
      @eater_of_plastic4189 2 роки тому +5

      Makes sense

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 Рік тому +1

      I mean ya can never be to careful wit dem bugs *loads flamer*

  • @ieuanhunt552
    @ieuanhunt552 4 роки тому +474

    I would imagine being a regular guardsman working around Ogryns could be frustrating. As the video points out a half ton toddler makes your regular duty tricky. But anyone who has seen them rip the head and limbs from an Ork Nob with their bear hands will put up with a lot.

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 роки тому +99

      Ieuan Hunt Indeed the Ogryn may be frustrating around the barracks,camps,and bases.But i can imagine an imperial soldier on routine patrol in an active warzone wondering why they keep them around.Only for some ungodly xenos horror to come skittering out of the bush towards him before he can even reach for his rifle.Only for his Ogryn team mate to dead lift the large creature from the ground as easily as a parent picks up their child.Then snap its neck with his bare hands." Ogryn kill bad thing" " Bad thing try to hurt squad matey" " De empuror proteccs!!! " Imperial Guardsman: Yes he does.

    • @Vulkanprimarch
      @Vulkanprimarch 4 роки тому +47

      Could you imagine having to give the Ogryns a bath? Imagine getting assigned that duty. "Commissar please no what did I do?"
      "now now guardsman you all have to take turns on this duty. Just make sure you have a long handled brush and keep your distance while hosing them. Also DO NOT get soap in their eyes! We have had too many fatalities over that issue."

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 роки тому +29

      @@Vulkanprimarch Guardsman:Can we at least get some no tears shampoo this time?

    • @nickfulton8173
      @nickfulton8173 4 роки тому +25

      @@stevengreen9536 TechPreist: NO TEARS SHAMPOO IS TECH HERESY

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 роки тому +12

      @@nickfulton8173 Guardsman:How so!? Most of you jokers do not even have eyes. :P

  • @jacobbronsky464
    @jacobbronsky464 4 роки тому +444

    THE EMPEROR IS BIG AND STRONG

    • @nielsebbesen7821
      @nielsebbesen7821 4 роки тому +36

      He protects us humans all day long!

    • @dabba_dabba
      @dabba_dabba 4 роки тому +36

      He slays the chaos and Xenos foes

    • @nielsebbesen7821
      @nielsebbesen7821 4 роки тому +31

      @@dabba_dabba So we expand and always grow

    • @dabba_dabba
      @dabba_dabba 4 роки тому +28

      He rules above, with us beneath

    • @nielsebbesen7821
      @nielsebbesen7821 4 роки тому +24

      @@dabba_dabba So follow orders and brush your teeth!

  • @chaosinc.382
    @chaosinc.382 4 роки тому +205

    I love when Ogg is happy.

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 4 роки тому +330

    Lol! A 'Paper Emperors Star'. I love it. Ogg is rapidly becoming one of my favourite characters in the 40K universe along with Boss Gitslaya and 'Poodle'.

    • @danny_decheeto8300
      @danny_decheeto8300 4 роки тому +3

      Ogg and Poodle are the only things that Gitslaya would not crush

    • @vodam6970
      @vodam6970 4 роки тому +3

      Kitten is also one of my favorites

  • @grimmy6447
    @grimmy6447 4 роки тому +37

    For putting on his boots.... on the right feet....for the first time..... by himself...... I hereby award the emperor's star to ogg.

  • @suzannemacmillan9135
    @suzannemacmillan9135 3 роки тому +31

    "The commisar wisely set aside their lasguns in the boom pile."
    I like this.

  • @theshlauf
    @theshlauf 4 роки тому +943

    I love the idea that the Ogryns think the Emperor is bigger than a Titan. Is that cannon?

    • @noman8412
      @noman8412  4 роки тому +383

      Pretty sure Ogryns believe what they’re told.

    • @BaranZenon
      @BaranZenon 4 роки тому +190

      During Heresy the traitors had to tell their ogryns that they are fighting for the Emperor. So yeah.

    • @Uzzgub
      @Uzzgub 4 роки тому +44

      @@noman8412 did you ever read Blood Bowl the novel as it has a Ogre player who is a lot like Ogg and could help you make more vids. And its a cracking read

    • @arriasinsanite4886
      @arriasinsanite4886 4 роки тому +31

      I do hope the orks believe that too.....

    • @noman8412
      @noman8412  4 роки тому +19

      @@Uzzgub I'll check it out.

  • @overlordinquisitor6565
    @overlordinquisitor6565 4 роки тому +170

    Ogg is best boy!

  • @genericlegionaryrecruit7235
    @genericlegionaryrecruit7235 4 роки тому +89

    certified Ogg moment

  • @CrashandTrash596
    @CrashandTrash596 4 роки тому +105

    What Ogg didn't tell the commissar was that his briefs were on backwards...
    Love this series.

    • @CastellanDraco
      @CastellanDraco 2 роки тому

      What series is this? Or more specifically what book is this clip from?

    • @Korvinian4601
      @Korvinian4601 2 роки тому

      @@CastellanDraco it’s fanmade

  • @SergeantKillGore
    @SergeantKillGore 4 роки тому +147

    If this series continues it would be hilarious if Ogg befriends some random guardsman who has to tolerate his presence because he doesn’t want to upset the 8 foot tall baby.

    • @irishdemon343
      @irishdemon343 4 роки тому +13

      I feel like the guardsmen should be from kreig and in the end they end up best friend and the kriegsmen becomes like a parent and ends up HURTING anyone who hurts his ogyrn child

    • @SergeantKillGore
      @SergeantKillGore 4 роки тому +15

      @@irishdemon343 Some other guardsman making fun of Ogg for being stupid
      Krieger: *Angry gas mask noises*

    • @irishdemon343
      @irishdemon343 4 роки тому +2

      Ngl I would like to befriend an ogryn

    • @edmundscycles1
      @edmundscycles1 4 роки тому +6

      @@irishdemon343 seeing how the krieg like anyone who is as devoted to emperor as they are a kreig guardsman and an ogryn would be one of the most realistic friendships in the IG .

    • @williamings773
      @williamings773 3 роки тому +2

      @@irishdemon343 give the Ogryn a shovel.
      Ogryn + shovel = end of all Xenos a scum.

  • @GothaBillsAndDeath
    @GothaBillsAndDeath 4 роки тому +285

    Realistically, I do think Ogryns would be treated like this because of their apparent scarcity when compared to your generic, non-mutated guardsman who live on worlds without high-gravity restrictions. From a logistics perspective the Tithes Chamber Notaries have a hard juggling act when managing them. They need to carefully examine which Ogryns are too genetically mutated, which ones are capable of adhering to orders, which ones are psychologically fit enough to stand in formation rather than defaulting to primitive survival tactics, etc. And that's not even going into how Commissars have to develop a connection with Ogryns so they don't friendly fire due to sheer stupidity.
    Not only that, proponents of Ogryns have to halt any internal inquiry on whether or not Ogryns are "too" inhuman or too genetically divergent from baseline humans. Wouldn't be the first time bodies of the Imperium genocided members of the organization for less than that.
    In short, they're expensive resources that require patience and a good Commissar to pay-off in the end.

    • @Sternguard
      @Sternguard 4 роки тому +9

      Ogryns the only imperial troops that qualifies for there own special commissars.

    • @robosoldier11
      @robosoldier11 4 роки тому +14

      I can only imagine though the prospect of what a commissar would think.
      Administrator: “Congratulations you graduated top of your class you are now a commissar of the imperium.”
      Commissar: “thank you sir what is my assignment?”
      Administrator: “you have important task ahead of you a crucial one.... you shall be.... managing the ogryns.”
      Commissar: “But sir I.....”
      Administrator: “dismissed”
      Commissar: “ughhhhh” *walks away*

    • @ZackTanTYZ
      @ZackTanTYZ 4 роки тому +5

      I'm surprised that given all that time they have, they didn't try to selectively breed smarter and more discipline Ogryns, especially when they could mutate somewhat anyway.

    • @ZackTanTYZ
      @ZackTanTYZ 4 роки тому +1

      @Lord Admiral Spire
      Most of these Ogryns seemed to need to be augmented to be smart instead of being smart naturally though.

    • @ZackTanTYZ
      @ZackTanTYZ 4 роки тому

      @Lord Admiral Spire
      Well, Ogryns will still be better if they're more than capable enough and loyal but still lower than average in intelligent but not dumb as bricks. Or at least as a compromise.
      A good example of someone will be Ferik Jurgen an aide of Commissar Ciaphas Cain whom he considered to be slightly lower in intelligence but still highly capable and fiercely loyal to him.

  • @birchhazzar3812
    @birchhazzar3812 4 роки тому +66

    Yay good job Ogg, you did well

  • @vexn3699
    @vexn3699 4 роки тому +27

    "He was determined to make the Emperor happy again, tomorrow".
    I'm not an expert, but I feel like if half the Guard had half of Ogg's dedication, even the orks would have a healthy dose of fear and respect for the humies.

    • @erebusvonmori8050
      @erebusvonmori8050 2 роки тому +1

      Orks do respect the humies, they're where most of the good krumpin' is.

  • @ItIsBils
    @ItIsBils 4 роки тому +31

    Ogg would be perfect for the Salamanders and congrats Ogg! Knew you could wear your boots right!

  • @mohammedosman4902
    @mohammedosman4902 4 роки тому +48

    YOU MY DOG, OGG!
    ((Swear to god the range of emotions while hearing this, from pride to fear, to oh hell yeah my homie Ogg gonna get another star... Go get those bad bugs! And come home safe))

  • @Charlie_Chaplin1977
    @Charlie_Chaplin1977 4 роки тому +31

    Congratulations Ogg!

  • @Stuffandstuff974
    @Stuffandstuff974 4 роки тому +98

    I want to know if Ogg becomes a bone ed. He shows promise.

  • @MrBluman999
    @MrBluman999 4 роки тому +22

    I'm so proud of Ogg. He's doing a really good job.

  • @dd11111
    @dd11111 4 роки тому +48

    I love this! Ogg is brilliant, and the relationship between him and Gallus is genuinely wholesome!
    I would pay money for an audio book about Ogg's time in the guard!

    • @ottersirotten4290
      @ottersirotten4290 4 роки тому

      would also make good Kids Books imo, way better than this 40k Adventures BS

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 4 роки тому

      @@ottersirotten4290 yea since this story is more focused in the child side ogryn and not on the grimdark future that the rest of the 40k

  • @petrsukenik9266
    @petrsukenik9266 4 роки тому +21

    Blessed be the mind too small for doubt
    Ogg is shining example that the determinantion is more important than talents
    Carry on guardsmen, you make the emperor proud

  • @tenletters5889
    @tenletters5889 4 роки тому +58

    Why is this commissar better than most actual special ed teachers?

    • @jaypea30
      @jaypea30 4 роки тому +5

      Are some spec ed teachers really that bad?

    • @nocthemedic2951
      @nocthemedic2951 4 роки тому +19

      @@jaypea30 yes. Some are REALLY bad

    • @sicor94
      @sicor94 4 роки тому +17

      Well, these special boys carry big guns that can blow you up to begin with.

    • @edmundscycles1
      @edmundscycles1 4 роки тому +3

      @@jaypea30 yes . I was diagnosed with dyslexia at 16 . In top sets for everything . My special ed tutor given to me had me spell cat for them

    • @Ghost1170
      @Ghost1170 2 роки тому +1

      It's so funny that a commissar is written to be a good special ed teacher. I really want to read this book fuck

  • @fatfish2066
    @fatfish2066 2 роки тому +10

    Ogg putting his boots on first try when he has the hands of a super steroid frog man with the eyesight and fine motor skills of biggie cheese all combined with the brain of a 12 year old is genuinely a amazing feat of skill

  • @Kwak444
    @Kwak444 4 роки тому +5

    It’s like training a dog; just use specific words that mean “good” or “bad” and you have loyal companions.

  • @lamia197
    @lamia197 4 роки тому +4

    "some are as big as me, some are as big as a titan, BUT NON ARE BIGGER THAN THE EMPEROR!!"
    Best battle speech ever.

  • @killamanjarothedm9358
    @killamanjarothedm9358 4 роки тому +9

    I love nothing more than these ogryn stories. They actually make me smile with glee.

  • @stevengreen9536
    @stevengreen9536 4 роки тому +25

    Commissar:See the bad bug in this picture?KILL IT!!!

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 4 роки тому +6

      "Preferably after the trip, no firing guns in the big ship."

    • @keineangabe4434
      @keineangabe4434 4 роки тому +3

      That is a good way to get a big hole where your picture should be.

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 роки тому +1

      @@keineangabe4434 That is why the commissar did not word it so literally. :P

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 4 роки тому +2

      Proceeds to shot the crap out of the picture

  • @thedude8214
    @thedude8214 4 роки тому +63

    Will ogg ever meet the eprahs boyz?

  • @redgold196
    @redgold196 4 роки тому +35

    More Ogg I want more Ogg in my life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @dragothromak6261
    @dragothromak6261 4 роки тому +16

    Everyone likes to pick on the ogryn... until an orc waagh, chaos warband, horde of dark elder, or a hive of tyrannids come barreling at you.
    Necrons! Also necrons

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 4 роки тому +2

      Ogryns don't do the best against Necrons, I'm guessing. I bet they tear apart Dark Eldar like they were a thanksgiving turkey, though! Hahahaha

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 4 роки тому +4

      @@chaosinc.382 Ogryns don't like the necrons because the necrons cheat, they get back up after being smashed, it's not fair, at least the others are nice enough to stay down after being shown the emperor's light by their big fists.

  • @lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550
    @lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550 4 роки тому +34

    I’d love to hear an Ogryn and Ratling have a conversation

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 2 роки тому +1

      It would actually probably be more common then you'd think since Las Artillery is a thing. It normally takes like three or four people to move but a Abhuman pair could probably get it done. Have the Ogryn cart it around and have the Ratling aim.

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 2 роки тому +1

      @@marcusdaloia2974 another cool Ogryn-Ratling tagteam would be to have a platform or harness on the ogryn's back and the ratling would use the ogryn as a mobile sniper or heavy weapons platform, and the ogryn would protect the ratling with a slab shield or something.

    • @Gaz4113
      @Gaz4113 2 роки тому

      There is actually a book that has a duo that is a rattling and a ogryn. Its a heist novel called the wraith bone phoenix.

  • @beckaldo8741
    @beckaldo8741 4 роки тому +50

    These videos wanted me to make an Ogryn army. Well done. Games Workshop should put you on their advertising team. XD

  • @alphariusomegon3965
    @alphariusomegon3965 4 роки тому +9

    The shoe part got me laughing so hard it more funny since it in front of I'm assuming regular guards men

  • @piotrkrochmal8670
    @piotrkrochmal8670 4 роки тому +4

    You make the Emperor happy!
    "Yay" - Emperor

  • @grantmathieson650
    @grantmathieson650 4 роки тому +15

    May the Emperor's light shine upon the Guard and blind the eyes of the bad bugs.

  • @darkscholar625
    @darkscholar625 4 роки тому +25

    Ogg returns! Yay!

  • @hutchy1k94
    @hutchy1k94 4 роки тому +121

    We were starting an only war campaign recently. One of the guys was having trouble choosing a class. We already had a commissar and a medic.
    I shaowed him your videos starring ogryns, and now we have our own half-ton toddler called Mop lugging around an autocannon! Sometimes he even hits things with it! ... before he gets wothin arms reach, I mean.

    • @noman8412
      @noman8412  4 роки тому +22

      That’s beautiful! Hope you have fun in your game!

    • @MrBenMcLean
      @MrBenMcLean 3 роки тому +2

      Wow I should join one of these Only War campaigns in my area

  • @MSB_Rich
    @MSB_Rich 4 роки тому +12

    This is the most wholesome thing on YT right now, I hope to hear more from Ogg! Wish he was on his way to fight Orks and not Tyranids though...

  • @mrhobbymancanada7057
    @mrhobbymancanada7057 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that tyranids get called the bad bugs and they eat the things the emperor loves

  • @danny_decheeto8300
    @danny_decheeto8300 4 роки тому +15

    The boye ogg returns

  • @heckinmemes6430
    @heckinmemes6430 4 роки тому +6

    As much as this fills me with 'daw', I have the feeling that it will end in 'aww'.

  • @NKM5896
    @NKM5896 4 роки тому +10

    I love this series! In about 10 minutes of audio you’ve created two characters I can’t wait to follow.

  • @nashlongstride5885
    @nashlongstride5885 4 роки тому +3

    Ogg shall be forever remembered as one of the emperor's finest

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation 2 роки тому +2

    I like to think that in his infinite knowledge, wisdom and power; Every time an Ogryn gets a paper star, their good deed didn’t go unnoticed by the Emperor, and it really did make him happy.

  • @hank9112
    @hank9112 2 роки тому +1

    The thought of grim and terrifying commissars using simple words for ogryn is so funny to me.

  • @redasylum
    @redasylum 4 роки тому +9

    Thought for the day - An Empty mind is a loyal mind.

  • @gazzmaz8830
    @gazzmaz8830 4 роки тому +31

    Disadvantages of a ogryn:
    Somehow has a lower iq then a space marine.
    Advantages of a ogryn:
    Dont understand corruption so choas have a hard time stealing them ,on par Strength of a space marine with .1% the cost of maintaining ,make great buddies.

  • @JoeSmith-sl9bq
    @JoeSmith-sl9bq 4 роки тому +2

    If only you knew how much in common the ogryn and privates in Boot Camp have in common

  • @HansHammertime
    @HansHammertime 4 роки тому +2

    This dialogue is so well written, it's inspiring

  • @devincasebeer4459
    @devincasebeer4459 4 роки тому +5

    It never hit me how the ogryns are strangely wholesome...

  • @shortshotgunman5582
    @shortshotgunman5582 4 роки тому +1

    *Beginning is the Commissar looking concerned at a list at how they passed*

  • @eriksteen84
    @eriksteen84 4 роки тому +2

    Omg, this is the WH40k I grew up with, love and have missed so much!

  • @theblueneko677
    @theblueneko677 3 роки тому +1

    Ogg putting the tyyranid pic in his pocket instead if dropping it. Truley a galaxy brain above all.

  • @gorvarhadgarson5227
    @gorvarhadgarson5227 4 роки тому +2

    In the face of a Tyranid hive fleet...we know Ogg will not dissapoint his Emperor.

  • @TheLoobis
    @TheLoobis 3 роки тому +2

    You know man? I really like this story. I've listened to it like 5 or 6 times.

  • @unukbigwall2279
    @unukbigwall2279 4 роки тому +7

    Ogryns can rembember their mom and dad? if the answer is no, I'm going to hug one and every one of the ogryns in the universe

    • @noman8412
      @noman8412  4 роки тому +4

      I don’t think it’s been explored as far as I know. Ogryns definitely can form strong bonds with their commanders. It makes sense that they would also have strong familial bonds. As ogryn are more animalistic than normal humans, their familial bonds might fade as they grow up and they strike out on their own. I don’t think they’d “forget”, but they might not have adult bonds with their parents the way we do.

    • @unukbigwall2279
      @unukbigwall2279 4 роки тому

      @@noman8412 jajajaja it has to be chaos when two ogryns want to have a child

    • @Thisguyisright
      @Thisguyisright 3 роки тому +1

      @@unukbigwall2279 Kinda makes me wonder what a girl ogryn even looks like, never seen one.

    • @unukbigwall2279
      @unukbigwall2279 3 роки тому

      @@Thisguyisright yea, probably they may look less gross, but still ogryns

  • @kellyj5610
    @kellyj5610 4 роки тому

    I always loved it when I was able to bring a squad of Ogryn in from a board edge a few turns into the game. (5th edition). All those tasty targets turtled up in a corner ruin holding their objective when a bunch of Ogryn just drop in on them.

  • @dimetrixcurrington4950
    @dimetrixcurrington4950 2 роки тому +1

    This
    This is why I love Ogryn

  • @STbattlefront
    @STbattlefront 4 роки тому +1

    The one thing I like to imagine is the moment he said "bad bugs" and "eat" the guardsmen around them start to sweat knowing what they be facing.

  • @bunnycub827
    @bunnycub827 2 роки тому

    I read a 40k crime story involving two former gaurdsmen a rattling sniper and his ogryn partner. I remember due to a brain injury from his time in the guard the ogryn was actually fairly smart and articulate and would wax philosophical at the most inopportune times. It was suchba good char. The uncovered a ogryn slaving ring where a planetarygovener was diverting ogryn being shipped to the guard into forced agri labor camps. The thing that sent him into a rage is they were basically packed into shipping containers like sardines meaning most of them had been driven mad and mindless by the time they arrived

  • @wise8304
    @wise8304 3 роки тому +2

    MAN! your stories resembles a lot the story of my commissar in my models army! I LOVE IT!

  • @teeth716
    @teeth716 2 роки тому

    You may be cool, but you’ll never be cooler than an Ogryn making the Emperor proud

  • @n8zog584
    @n8zog584 Рік тому

    I'm so glad this is blowing up. Ogg is so precious

  • @waywardhero1177
    @waywardhero1177 3 роки тому +1

    I like to think that it's Ogg in the new Darktide game, that makes me happy

  • @GameboyMega
    @GameboyMega 4 роки тому +18

    Nice

  • @ronan8804
    @ronan8804 4 роки тому +135

    "100% unofficial and in no way endorsed by Games Workshop." So this is not the official trailer for the Ogg The Ogryn Audiobook?

    • @MrBenMcLean
      @MrBenMcLean 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah I think Games Workshop should crowdsource things more. Fan works like this are more authentic than their official lore sometimes!

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrBenMcLean We talk about a company which tried to copyright the word "warhammer". I doupt they will be so generous.

  • @sharattseenivasan2742
    @sharattseenivasan2742 4 роки тому +7

    Another great one!

  • @TheAvatar3055
    @TheAvatar3055 4 роки тому +2

    This seems like the format to use to write a 40k children's book.
    Just.. pictures of tyranids.

  • @agentcoriolis9208
    @agentcoriolis9208 4 роки тому +2

    This is just adorable. Thanks for doing this 😬

  • @kylerblack5189
    @kylerblack5189 4 роки тому

    Love the patience the commissar has with the ogryns

  • @krystoffanta8348
    @krystoffanta8348 4 роки тому +61

    May Ogg and other guardsman Squash ALL THE BAD BUGS
    And Commisar Galos As allwais In proper Charge .
    Cant wait to hear more great stories to come .
    Mister Noman.
    With kind regards :Guardsman Sato Halen out.

  • @Erraddo
    @Erraddo 4 роки тому +23

    That commisar cries himself to sleep every night, and occasionally shoots an ogryn in frustration...

    • @changesforthebetter7172
      @changesforthebetter7172 4 роки тому +6

      But shooting the ogryn dose not do anything 😂😂😂 ut bounces off

    • @Erraddo
      @Erraddo 4 роки тому

      @@changesforthebetter7172 boltgun

    • @rdubayoo
      @rdubayoo 4 роки тому +5

      If I was a Commissar about to tangle with Tyranids, I'd want every Ogryn I could get. Killing one out of frustration? Foolish.

    • @Erraddo
      @Erraddo 4 роки тому +2

      @@rdubayoo foolish, wasteful, satisfying

    • @Korvinian4601
      @Korvinian4601 2 роки тому

      Bolt gun bullets are ineffective against ogryns

  • @Fen_Wolf
    @Fen_Wolf 4 роки тому +1

    Great voice acting and great story telling! I hope Ogg gets to kill a ton of bad bugs. After all it’s what the emperor wants .

  • @ImperialCommissarRikart
    @ImperialCommissarRikart 4 роки тому +2

    So glad I found your channel

  • @walt33743
    @walt33743 4 роки тому +2

    Ogg is precious and needs to be kept ssfe.

  • @rickokain3853
    @rickokain3853 3 роки тому

    Best warhammer 40k thing on the internet

  • @starkillaa2444
    @starkillaa2444 4 роки тому +1

    Ogg is love Ogg is life

  • @ApocryphalDude
    @ApocryphalDude 4 роки тому +3

    I want a golden imperial sticker now...

  • @GabrielGriffin82
    @GabrielGriffin82 4 роки тому +1

    I want more... this so good and wholesome.

  • @exactinmidget92
    @exactinmidget92 4 роки тому +1

    we should all strive to be a model solder like Ogg.

  • @Jman0163
    @Jman0163 2 роки тому +1

    YEAH!! NOBODY BIGGER THEN THE EMPRAH

  • @warrenhorchner9539
    @warrenhorchner9539 2 роки тому

    Honestly adorably wholesome

  • @nc1297
    @nc1297 3 роки тому

    We should all strive towards Ogg's example, to unfailingly do our best to serve the Emperor, whatever our best may be

  • @JeanLucCaptain
    @JeanLucCaptain 3 роки тому

    It's easy to see why Ogryns are actually popular with the Guard, they are big cuddly man babies, they soak up a lot of fire, they fight like warbosses. In short, they are literally everything you want in a battle buddy.

  • @theelephantandtherider9536
    @theelephantandtherider9536 3 роки тому +2

    ogryns literally are given gold stars

  • @killeanmcchesney5138
    @killeanmcchesney5138 3 роки тому +1

    You did a really good job on this series of videos

  • @attemptedunkindness3632
    @attemptedunkindness3632 2 роки тому

    Commissar: I will gun down every Cadian I see out of line, I don't care how rare they are... but, these beautiful bastards. *Strokes the cheek of an Ogyrn* I'd do anything for these glories.

  • @MuFu23
    @MuFu23 4 роки тому

    Ogryns are too pure for this grimdark world.
    They just want the Emperor to be proud of them.

  • @hrolfbjornson6666
    @hrolfbjornson6666 4 роки тому

    Oh my God Emperor, Ogg is so precious.

  • @masonolivo5909
    @masonolivo5909 Рік тому

    Ogryns are the best fucking characters in all of 40k.

  • @Nonameisback999
    @Nonameisback999 4 роки тому

    Ogg could make a necron smile

  • @commissarf1196
    @commissarf1196 4 роки тому +1

    OGG is the best