Sam's DND Beyond Valentine's Poem | Critical Role | Campaign 2 | Ep 51
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- Опубліковано 16 лют 2019
- As always, I own nothing. Just sharing an awesome moment from an awesome show.
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Mi amor
Your fiery interface makes a player weep
It's why I advertise my love for you every week
You know me, deep down your perception isn't passive
When you're near, my heart is throbbing and massive
Your stats are maxed out, chica, you have it all
Everything on you is a 20, and it's always...natural
Tonight let's roll a 6 and 9 near the stars above
I know one skill you're proficient at: Making Love
Your Burning Hands
Your Shocking Grasp, foreplay
I must hold my action, or I might Color Spray
But do not worry. I will Expeditiously Retreat to the bathroom
pop a little blue Goodberry, regenerate for round 2
No need to be stealthy, you always get me screaming
Your Finger of Death makes me cry out: ...nope, can't say that while we're streaming.
I will click open you app, pour a glass of Zinfandel
'Cause there's no save that can block your spell
Tonight, you're Renée Zellweger, and I'm Colin Firth
You control my Tiny Servant
Did we just Move Earth?
Ours is a passion that could never be unzipped
It's as eternal as your sweet sweet sponsorship
You make my soul feel Lawful Good, it's true
And tonight, I want to roll my dice all over you
On your iPad please keep my heart, stats, and treasure
And DnD Beyond I promise
I'll subscribe to you forever
Mauricio González I wanted to like but it was on 69 likes so I just couldn't
I feel like "my heart is throbbing and massive" is a euphemism for dicks.
Mauricio González... you are as spectacular as ever. I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it once again, you are the real mvp my friend
champion!
@@davidgidla650just got it to 169 B)
Half the fun is just watching Laura trying in vain to hold it together and utterly failing.
How COULD she resist? I mean, she's Laura Bailey and all those were double entendres. She's the most "That's what she said" kind of person without actually saying "that's what she said."
She broke at "throbbing and massive" no surprises here..
Can we just appreciate Sam's literacy.
Love the immediate "oh no" from Matt when the music starts.
How could you cut out the part with Matt describing how he’ll never be able to cats “colour spray” without crying ever again
Nat 1 on that con save lol
I have an illusionist wizard, and she doesn't use like, any damaging spells, just color spray. I'm never going to be able to go into any combat with that character again.
The madman just keeps on outdoing himself. Truly a man of limitless talent.
How can Lust's VA in THAT dress only be the second sexiest thing in this video?!
ikr! laura's dresses are amazing! personal fav is still the halloween episode one from campaign 1
She’s so beautiful in this dress. Most of the time she wears frumpy baggy clothes so when she dresses up the handful of times it’s always wonderful
@@mandylewis4161 Dude, the anime kitty girl thing she did for the goth episode…
Though to be fair, everyone looked fantastic in that episode
This was one of those ads that always makes me hope if there are cutting room versions of these in the vault that have everyone's reactions captured. I'd have loved to see everyone else's reactions to this.
I was cracking up so loud my wife and kids were wondering what the heck Dad was laughing at.
captcorajus Time for some sex education with DnD terms.
Sex ed teacher at class: This ejaculation.
Youngster: Color spray!
Matt looks like a nerdier John Wick
I remember watching the stream and dying of laughter. He's a king of improv.
Did anyone else notice that talisan was blushing red? Lol he turned bright red and I thought it was adorable
One of the best Ads that Sam ever made.
Just when I thought Sam's DND beyond promos couldn't get any better
No joke matters after that, he is gold
And the candles and rose petals on the table X)
dear god! Sam! you can be my Ultimate Wingman anytime!
ImPrettyFunny 1.0 bold of you to assume that every person in a mile radius wouldn't flock to him
@@Brockstacks my most sincere apologies, but Sam is a rarity in my homeland of the south Pacific... to have him in my "radius" would sure be a treat... if not for me... then for The Man, The Myth and the Living Legend.... Sam Riegel
Literally the most dreamy thing ever 😂
sam : the vampire poet...
just got me pregnant..
This will never cease to delight me in every way possible.
sam riegel is best riegel
The way he hissed out “making love” kills me
I've been waiting for this, wasn't sure if it was real or I was having a fever dream
I just laugh more and more every time I watch it, absolute comedy gold!
Probably his best add to me
what a genius
Beautiful!
That was glorious
Rip Matt's amazing beard...
God dang it Sam...
This shit is too good lmao
Golden as always.
🌋🌋 Sam should've released a morning after add with this one..
Too busy looking at Laura, was Sam even in this video?
That's me watching the whole episode 3 times
Real good!!🔥
I was on a Skype call with my girlfriend when I was watching this live and I couldn’t still laughing. She’s not a RPG / tabletop game nerd so she understood none of the references and why I couldn’t stop laughing.
Silly question but what is the song called
I'm going to go with "A Sonnet of Passion For D&D Beyond" lol
So...... it’s coloured eh Sam? You should get that checked out
does anyone know the background song?
Does anyone know the name of the song playing in the background?
what was the song used?
Waltz For My Lover by 証聲音樂圖書館 (thanks Shazam!).
I need to know the background music! What is it?! Thank you
Sam might have just put something together for the ad
I finally found it. I know the link looks like a scam but it looks like the song is stock music from China - www.kkbox.com/tw/tc/song/T0r004WG6947BK3-7BK3-0XL-index.html
@@AwesomeOzzy66 Damn, spent twenty minutes googling it on my own before finding it here :')
A clip that is literally just the sponsorship read with 128k views, that you write good avertisements.
God damn was that hot. I swear, with poems like this we can see the real life examples of women leaving their husbands with soaked panties.
Does ANYONE Know what music is used here?
What is the name of the song plss....
I coloured sprayed just listening to this.
And this is why Critical Role is PG.
*Seal of Approval*
Bewbs