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Fun fact: the “local looking store” is a whole 30 second walk from my front door. Movies and shows film there all the fucking time. The store could have its own star on the walk of fame, I swear.
I was good friends with the boy and we were like best friends. Like if you would go up to him and ask him if he knew my name he would instantly say yes. He was a very great friend and it sucked he moved away. Julian Edwards is his name.
But his 6th sense was strong and he had absolute faith in his thoughts about people and what is going to happen. So he could have easily survived though he would've just gotten depressed because of his dead wives and would've exposed himself to the monster because he drank too much and was kind of high tempered and fast decision maker
I know right? I was so pissed off when they smashed the pot over his head and then locked him on the garage, and yet he came to their rescue. Stupid people.
Let me explain. The virus spreads through the world and the world has 7 billion peeps. Once the virus spreads many people would die so that leaves in to 7billion kills. The kills are unseen though so maybe the 7B peeps count?!?!
I love how The Menu got a self-harm/suicide warning for a single moment of suicide, and yet this video doesn't get one despite the whole point of blinding yourself is so you don't kill yourself.
@@bruhmoment2316 yes that is mgk his real name is Colson Baker he's also in the dirt, big time adolescence, nerve, the land and Pete Davidson is the king of Staten island
What was odd about Gary’s little story was that, he said “they took us outside and forced their eye open” well, if his eyes were closed, then how did he know that they opened the other people’s eyes?
Not only odd, but also very suspicious, he practically said that he and his group were forced to open their eyes, so without a doubt he saw the monsters. This flaw in the script was so unrealistic.
I know Malorie was trying not to get attached to the kids so the monsters can’t use them as a weapon against herself but she could have at least given them names. If your parents distance themselves from you (either purposely or accidentally) and then just decide to try bond with you, it is really awkward. It takes years to build up a decent level of trust with a parent who isn’t around a lot. But maybe it might be different because the kids are rather young when she starts to actually try to be a decent parent.
They had Tom the whole time and presumably knew about their differences in opinion, it would be hella awkward yes but she seems to realize how wrong she was at the end so I assume she would like talk it out with them
Tom dying was the saddest part for me... Because his biggest fear was losing the woman and children he loved... And once they were safe he was able to let go.. 😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 Edit: no matter what those WERE his kids. And he was their father 😭♥️
@@ELLIEシ What did you not understand about this? did you think that the person who wrote the original comment thought that this Hollywood movie was real? I don't even understand what the hell you're talking about!
kill count for me isn't just about the numbers, it's a great way to watch a film you otherwise might not be interested in watching or to learn some behind the scenes info for one of your favourite films and most importantly discovering gems in film history I've never heard of (leprechaun for one)
@@dmangamer2697 I'm pretty sure they didn't direct that at you but instead just added another reason as to why someone would choose to watch this than the actual movie
If there was an award for the saddest kill, I would say Tom. The person that helped save a woman and children and a father figure. It was sad seeing him die after so much they have been through. R.I.P Tom.
1:00 The reason it got so popular is: 1. Covid locking people indoors and leaving us to scour steaming services for anything remotely watchable. 2. The self inflicted deaths along with the plot were eerie and interesting enough to keep people tuned in until the end (along with the memes making us see what the hype was about) 3. The lack of jump scares made this a very entry-level movie into the horror genre that most people would be able to watch without being too creeped out to continue.
I’d like to add that I think another art of Covid that made the movie even more popular is that being locked at home scared of what’s outside made the movie extra immersive. We could all connect with having to live around a contagion anyone could have
Huh? This movie was incredibly popular in the winter of 2018/2019 when it was released. That was more than a full year before Covid lockdowns began. I would say you're both either over analyzing or incorrectly analyzing on that point. Something like Tiger King definitely reached its peak of public popularity during lockdowns however.
maybe it’s because i have no concept of good and bad when it comes to movies, but i actually really enjoyed this movie! i remember loving it, and i was throughly impressed when i finished it . i did have some questions though : -why could some people freely walk around even after seeing the monsters (the crazy people) ? are they so traumatized/mentally unstable that the monsters don’t effect them?
I believe this was confirmed somewhere else but I can't be too sure: People who look at the monsters go insane and commit suicide but people who are ALREADY insane are perfectly fine.
When Mallory said, “This is what strawberry tastes like” and James said, “Actually, that’s what corn syrup and riboflavin taste like, but sure...” I couldn’t stop laughing 😆
Bird Box - Don't look Don't Breathe - Don't breathe A Quiet Place - Shut the Fuck Up Hush - Can't hear Spiderman - Don't feel so good My Toilet - Can't Flush
@@fozz1437 no but see spiderman didn't feel so good. it was only spiderman that didn't feel so good, not the entire infinity war. so that's an r/woooosh for the both of you
One thing I love about James is he always gives his opinion on the film whilst still respecting the subjective nature of the art of each film he covers!
It was going to be even more terrifying if you read the book.... For example, in the ending when boy and girl reaches to the safe place (blind people place) the mother actually trips and had to face the monster but survived By blinding both of her eyes by a knife so she couldn't look and safely make it to the blind people place. And another one! The people in the blind people place purposely made themselves blind so they could survive for long because once the monster broke into that place and most of the people died and suicidal people killed most of the people who were covering their eyes. And about the blind surviving. Normal possessed people can easily wipe them out but still if it was to happen in reality which won't only a few blind would've survived for a little time..
Things that made this a sad movie as well as a horror movie: Charles saved them at the store Doug was actually trying to save them by telling them not to let Gary in. Olivia was taken after she gave birth Sherlyn died Tom truly loved Malory Jessica and Lidia both died “Girl” never knew who her mother was And Malory was only trying to protect “boy and girl”
they where walking in different directions. The monster was behind Malory and Lydia was walking to her and saw the monster behind her. Malory didn't look back, therefore never seeing the monster.
@@slevinchannel7589 So a single one-second sex scene and make out sessions between a loving couple make the directors deranged? Have you never watched an R movie?
@@lixxie144 Hahaha. You're so delusional. Wait - loving couple? Didnt those two simpletons just meet that day? ...Well, whatever, doesnt matter. Your comment just now was very, very stupid. Sorry, no sweet-talking here.
Slevin Channel I think you’re the delusional one, the directors arent brain damaged for putting a very short sex scene in a rated R movie. R is for 18+ since you obviously have some sort of brain damage
@@slevinchannel7589 you're probably like 8 years old who never watched a rated r movie, of course they are going to have random stuff that makes sense for a rated r movie.
Seeing people in Bird Box: *Screams,Pushes people,Sees people die, Sees creature, Commits suicide* Blind people in Bird Box: *Sips Starbucks, Listens to TV, Lives life, Take a walk, Gets bored, Goes shopping, sleep, repeat.*
Imagine you being blind in the situation of the movie *People* DON'T LOOK OUTSIDE! *You* Way ahead of you ......ok did not think this comment would get much attention
“Kill counts are just for jokes and review proposes not a substitute for watching the actual movie” “Unfortunately for you *youtube* will not see it that way”
Not all the blind lived because you only die when you see the monster which shows you your biggest fear, but if you have already seen your biggest fear you get possessed by the monster which makes you kill people. So I’m guess those possessed people just kill the blind
Chihuahua in a Fedora yeah a school for the blind that’s in the middle of a forest and can only be reached by a boat in a river, not too handy for the blind people, plus, how tf are they feeding them all?!
I definitely agree with all the criticism you gave the movie, I get that the 5 year gap is for the kids to grow, but that's such a giant jump that it removed so much awesome content. Imagine if the film allowed us to see their movement from house to house and evading the seer's and monsters. It would open up a world of possibilities surrounding suspense and would show us the fear of our heroes as they traverse the new world.
I doubt it would work like that. Not to be a realist but most creatures are immune to their own defence/effects. Meaning even if it did see it's own reflection then what is to say that the body wouldn't continue to emit the phenominom?
Namerrr Google ouch, but honestly! Those aren’t fun times while your able to see. this movie also reminds me of The happening like that’s all I could think about watching it.
Gary: *opens windows* Olympia: *accidentally looks* Also Olympia: YEET Edit: thanks for all the likes I’m surprised how fast it grew and yes her name is Olympia not Olivia 2nd edit: ik it's quite late but 815 (814 if I didn't like my own comment XD) wow this is my most liked comment ever
One thing that bugged me at the end, was Olympia literally told her what to name her daughter... she gave her a name incase she died, and she didn't do it. Sure she thought she was honoring her, but the more honorable thing to do would be to follow her wishes, she could've just gave her Olympia as a middle name. My guess is she just forgot after five years lol
@@sussyimpostor9889 When Olympia came to apologize for letting the crazy guy in, when they sit up stairs. She says she only let him in to repay the kindness they showed her, and knew how scary it was being on the other side of that door. Then she talks about how shes a woman-child and loves Disney movies and all that and gives her a toy for the baby and asks her to watch over the baby if she dies, and tell her to name it Ariel or Jasmine, and I don't remember if she gave a name for a boy. But she very specifically asked her to name her one of two names.
And you have to move by throwing stuff at it and then run while it’s distracted. But they run out of stuff and they have to sacrifice! I should be the writer! 😂
Tom is one of my favorite male characters in movie history. Prime example of what Divine masculinity looks like. Strong loving protector, ready to make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of his family 🙏
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Dead Meat yessssss
Nice video
Your the best, my man
This video finna rack up views
Legend
I had my blindfold on but I found my way to the like button
S U P A S O O T Y O U F O U N D T H E W A Y
Comedy gold
Where’s the Halloween 2018 kill count?
@Adozz prepp can you please what makes me stupid
420th like ayyyyy🤪
"She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she beholding a machete."
My favorite line.
Where’s the Halloween 2018 kill count
lol for some reason i love that line too
@@rajonrondotheturtle3289 How am I suppose to know?
Yeah I love that
Same here, I loved that.
Fun fact: the “local looking store” is a whole 30 second walk from my front door. Movies and shows film there all the fucking time. The store could have its own star on the walk of fame, I swear.
Dang
Where abouts is this store?
Do they sells birds and walkie talkies?
@@lawdawgm2844 you're asking the real questions here
Do they actually sell walkie talkies?
when the kids both said "I'll do it" with their adorable little voices my heart melted
Why do they sound like Millie and chilly from Rudolph and frosty Christmas in July?
I was good friends with the boy and we were like best friends. Like if you would go up to him and ask him if he knew my name he would instantly say yes. He was a very great friend and it sucked he moved away. Julian Edwards is his name.
@@LisaCloud-s7r Oh dang, that sucks! Hope you can get in contact with him again.
Most of the world: *_Dies_*
James: 27 take it or leave it
Im gonna take it
i guess i'll be the one to leave it then
And it has random Sex Scenes in it. Disgustingly.
Shows what deranged brain-damaged people the Actors and Directors are.
-Sowwy for the harsh words.
Leave it
No don't reply to this monster it's the Communist FBI
Bird box = Can't see
Quiet Place = Can't Talk
Hush = Can't hear
Corona = Can't go outside
Henri Purnomo I’m still seeing these stolen comments
@@homeboy1391 Where?
true lol
theres a movie called quarantine
So true!😋😏
The monster: I’m gonna kill everything that looks at me.
Blind people: I’m about to do what called a pro gamer move.
Insane people: _im about to do what's called a "pro gamer move"_
Take that Gary and fellow insane people you can't harm blind people
Or call it the suicide Medusa
That kinda reminds me of scp 096
I'm the 420 like. Your welcome
The ending is so sweet I love that she named the kids after loved ones
@Based_Gigachad_001 one is her own the other is was adopted by her
lmaoooo you literally see both babies being born in the movie . GO watch it!@Based_Gigachad_001
This movie is really pushing us to like Olmpia/Olivia, idk why jdc she is terrible.
if Douglas was alone, he'd survive for so long...
nah, he would need someone to glare about how he is the smartest one
Idk, he would drink too much
But his 6th sense was strong and he had absolute faith in his thoughts about people and what is going to happen. So he could have easily survived though he would've just gotten depressed because of his dead wives and would've exposed himself to the monster because he drank too much and was kind of high tempered and fast decision maker
I guess you make a point
I know right? I was so pissed off when they smashed the pot over his head and then locked him on the garage, and yet he came to their rescue. Stupid people.
Birdbox challenge day 1:
Stubs toe on the table in the first five seconds
*quits*
Lmao
True
Nah I'll probably run into a wall and knock myself out
Lmao I almost pissed my self
@Gacha Annoying Orange Jr. Holf fucc.
How to kill the creatures:
1. Take off blindfold.
2. Say 'uno reverse card'
3. Boom it kills itself.
But I’m the creature
Wat if he pulls out a “no U”
Give me the subscriber Forever then I die
Uno reverse cArD
Carter Jenkins nah I wanna die
“She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And right now, she be holdin’ a machete.”
I LOVE IT
Was looking for this comment ☺️
They must’ve been so proud after writing that
Best line lol
Hi acing. Among us was fun last night
birdbox monsters: **exists**
blind people: *tonight is my night*
@Laura Donnelly no shat sherlock
@Laura Donnelly u must be fun at parties eh.
@Laura Donnelly r/woooosh
@Laura Donnelly bruh
@Laura Donnelly you know, there's something called an imagination
“She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she be-hold in’ a machete.” I love this channel!
Hi
That elderly lady and Tom’s death were the saddest to me
Yes same both of them made me cry
Mine was Charlie
Simone Roberts no fuck Tom he was too nice Doug was the saddest
agreed t-t
Simone Roberts and charlie 😭
“I cant believe lydia didia that” PLZ I DIED-
abhfrihsbfsdbj 👌👌
@@skskskyla my man speaking enchantment table
She did too!
@@pmac_attack_7199 playboi cartinese 💀
@@babyk326 huh?
The monster: exists
Everyone: freaking out
Blind people: *pathetic*
Lol
@Allyson Cooper K1-B0 😌
If i was in that world i would keep a light infront of my eyes for 10 hours
K1-B0
@@oh.dear. crying keeboy
Bird Box: Can't See
Quiet Place: Can't Talk
Hush: Can't Hear
You: Can't Get a Girlfriend
lol
STOP CALLING ME OUT AS A HETEROSEXUAL CJDKHKVJBILDWCAMCFJ
cries
MastroyYT I was deliberately overreacting
Daniel Holland: Can't be a normal person instead of being a bitch.
27 deaths seen
5 billion deaths unseen
The victims of mass sucide epidemic, maybe?
I noticed that the garbage truck is the same one that killed jigsaw’s nephew
@Bianca Lopez 27 deaths *seen*. And 5 million *unseen.
Its birdbox
I think thats a new kill count record?!?!
Let me explain. The virus spreads through the world and the world has 7 billion peeps. Once the virus spreads many people would die so that leaves in to 7billion kills. The kills are unseen though so maybe the 7B peeps count?!?!
I love how The Menu got a self-harm/suicide warning for a single moment of suicide, and yet this video doesn't get one despite the whole point of blinding yourself is so you don't kill yourself.
That’s UA-cam for ya
"A rapper who's got beef with Eminem" never laughed so hard
MGK?
Was it actually him?
This statement was something which I didn't understand...
@@bruhmoment2316 yes that is mgk his real name is Colson Baker he's also in the dirt, big time adolescence, nerve, the land and Pete Davidson is the king of Staten island
That's why I loved "Dead Meat" channel
doctor; you're blind
bird box; you're a survivor
hotel; trivago
correct us wachers of bird box are still alive
Yup
Lmao xD
yari x yeah true!
You forgot that one person irl who did the bird box challenge driving a car
Dang your RIGHT
bring the classroom code back chungus
Memetastic c
I know who ur talking about its...
what...
What was odd about Gary’s little story was that, he said “they took us outside and forced their eye open” well, if his eyes were closed, then how did he know that they opened the other people’s eyes?
To be fair even though he was evil, you can easily assume that he heard the other yell to open their eyes just as he did with the grandma
Not only odd, but also very suspicious, he practically said that he and his group were forced to open their eyes, so without a doubt he saw the monsters. This flaw in the script was so unrealistic.
@@SamuelsXD
It kinda makes sense because Gary was an unreliable narrator. Of course he'll act like suspicious.
“She knows beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she beholdin a machete”
lol
That was a really good one
I laughed so hard at that part.
My favorite part
Monster: imma bout to end this mans whole career
Blind People:
Monster: *You weren’t supposed to do that*
In this movie, the blindfold is a adapter for non-blind people....
😗
@@5trainproductions455 r/whoosh
Logan Mooney r/IhAvErEdDiT
ItsDavidTubeHD v2.0 r/whoooooosh
Saddest kill of the movie: Tom
He lived as hero and died as hero
@@kosturovamoc2293 he did...the monster thingy was probably me
Big F
For me it was olympia, i loved her character, i stopped the movie and never played it again after her death
@@darthvadersleftglove frrr olympia and tom were so sad dude
Everyone saying Tom is the saddest death but what about Charlie, he died a hero 💔🥺
Also Jessica
literally so did tom
I know Malorie was trying not to get attached to the kids so the monsters can’t use them as a weapon against herself but she could have at least given them names. If your parents distance themselves from you (either purposely or accidentally) and then just decide to try bond with you, it is really awkward. It takes years to build up a decent level of trust with a parent who isn’t around a lot. But maybe it might be different because the kids are rather young when she starts to actually try to be a decent parent.
That’s smart
she does gives them name later on in the end so it's alright.
The problem was that she had considered if her motherhood was a mistake at the beginning of the movie. I guess that's why she didn't technically care
They had Tom the whole time and presumably knew about their differences in opinion, it would be hella awkward yes but she seems to realize how wrong she was at the end so I assume she would like talk it out with them
Well she obviously did care if she kept them alive. And there is definitely trust in the relationship
James: A rapper that has beef with Eminem
Machine Gun Kelly: 👁️👄👁️
Lmao 😂😂
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDD
that’s really all there is to mgk
lel that is what i was saying!!
@Cole Alan Blake suppp
can't see, can't hear, can't talk, *cAnT rElAtE* lol
This must of took u 3 hours to write or type idk
@@luisamosso4845 nah 2 minutes lol
Capital I
Lowercase l
@@tgreen. ...
There is a movie don't breathe
Tom dying was the saddest part for me... Because his biggest fear was losing the woman and children he loved... And once they were safe he was able to let go.. 😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Edit: no matter what those WERE his kids. And he was their father 😭♥️
I know, it makes me so sad 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it’s fake tho-
How r u not verified?
@@ELLIEシ What did you not understand about this? did you think that the person who wrote the original comment thought that this Hollywood movie was real? I don't even understand what the hell you're talking about!
@@ELLIEシ you don’t think about that when watching a movie or playing a game etc etc
2018: *snatching weaves*
2019: *snatching blindfolds*
Lol
Such a change
Lmaoooo
I always get Strawberry and Riboflavin confused 😜
Let it be known that Zoran here came up with that joke while editing for me!
@@DeadMeat Oh you, I just couldn't stand by and let those poor children think that's what actual strawberries taste like.
Dead Meat 💜
@@lowcarbcomedy omg I friggin love your social medisochist video!
Ocellaris Saurus thank you! so excited to be filming the sequel in 20 days!
A rapper who has beef with Eminem 😂😂
Straight up didn’t mention his name
Cause he ain't worthy
I haven't seen him before the movie so i thought it was just a junkie
That’s dead beef
Lol
@@RachmatRL can't commit suicide when eminem landed a killshot on him
“I can’t believe Lydia diddiya that!”
-Dead meat, Jan 2019
This movie's flashback scenes perfectly depict quarantine.
I don't know how much I agree with that
Wow
lol like fr doe 😂
Totally Agree
LOCKDOWN not QUARANTINE
The entity is John Cena...you were never supposed to see him
I get u
John Smithee
Thank you for existing
John Smithee this comment made my day its hilarious 😂
Overused joke, stop it!
Like yo gamerpic
kill count for me isn't just about the numbers, it's a great way to watch a film you otherwise might not be interested in watching or to learn some behind the scenes info for one of your favourite films and most importantly discovering gems in film history I've never heard of (leprechaun for one)
exactly!
Same.
Or if you're just too scared to watch them normally
@@Apollo_G That's me
@@dmangamer2697 I'm pretty sure they didn't direct that at you but instead just added another reason as to why someone would choose to watch this than the actual movie
The conversation where she strictly tells them to stay quiet in the beginning still gives me chills to this day.
Bird Box : Can't see
A Quiet Place : Can't Talk
Hush : Can't Hear
A Quiet Hush Box : You're Dead
"A quiet hush box" sounds like a gag in a sketch about a daycare/prison.
Thetheninjagummybear yeah lol 😂
Article 13: can't upload
I've watched all of those movies LOL
Can't live
“A rapper who’s got beef with Eminem”
Idk why but that part still cracks me up 😂😂
- UnKnown - it’s MGK
MR. LOLOLOL I know it’s MGK
The low key shade 😥😥😂😂😂
- UnKnown - that part played when I saw this
@@UnKnown-il1xw who?
If there was an award for the saddest kill, I would say Tom. The person that helped save a woman and children and a father figure. It was sad seeing him die after so much they have been through. R.I.P Tom.
HuntDaBoi 😭Tom
You deserve more likes
Nah personally I would say Charlie. The dude risked his own life just to save the others.
One Shot I think the same. But Tom did the same after all.
@@svst208 ok we dont care what you say just saying
1:00 The reason it got so popular is:
1. Covid locking people indoors and leaving us to scour steaming services for anything remotely watchable.
2. The self inflicted deaths along with the plot were eerie and interesting enough to keep people tuned in until the end (along with the memes making us see what the hype was about)
3. The lack of jump scares made this a very entry-level movie into the horror genre that most people would be able to watch without being too creeped out to continue.
I’d like to add that I think another art of Covid that made the movie even more popular is that being locked at home scared of what’s outside made the movie extra immersive. We could all connect with having to live around a contagion anyone could have
Huh? This movie was incredibly popular in the winter of 2018/2019 when it was released. That was more than a full year before Covid lockdowns began. I would say you're both either over analyzing or incorrectly analyzing on that point. Something like Tiger King definitely reached its peak of public popularity during lockdowns however.
@@graysondixon7157 i like how we're all analyzing this shit like we're getting paid too
The kill count is pre-covid, and the movie was very popular in 2018?
No it's because it's a good fucking movie
The monsters are really just the characters from cats
That explains why they kill themselves after seeing the monster.
this is the most underrated comment
Lol
MR. LOLOLOL WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED
Wow... just wow. The shade.
Bird box: see no evil
A quiet place: speak no evil
Hush: hear no evil
I think that's how it goes, correct me if I'm wrong
Your right
But they say all of that in the quiet place I think
@@valk6138 they also said something like that in saw
Dont blink: try to see evil. But still die?
Love when you break the fourth wall and give the fans a hard time. Love the videos man. You and your team do great work.
429 likes with no comments. We’ll, here you get one.
I want to comment to
This was by far most liked comment. Keep watching James! Drop him a like.
maybe it’s because i have no concept of good and bad when it comes to movies, but i actually really enjoyed this movie! i remember loving it, and i was throughly impressed when i finished it .
i did have some questions though :
-why could some people freely walk around even after seeing the monsters (the crazy people) ? are they so traumatized/mentally unstable that the monsters don’t effect them?
I believe this was confirmed somewhere else but I can't be too sure: People who look at the monsters go insane and commit suicide but people who are ALREADY insane are perfectly fine.
Just imagine how happy blind people would be
Yeh but they are more lucky if they can do echolocation!!! did i spell it right??
McSlrtz Quicklebrym 2nd yeah you spelled it right
Man they be like : ha.. noobs
All my friends and family may have killed them selves but at least I can die alone. What a joyous world
Blind 0l arent actually blind. They can still see shapes n light
When Mallory said, “This is what strawberry tastes like” and James said, “Actually, that’s what corn syrup and riboflavin taste like, but sure...” I couldn’t stop laughing 😆
It's "riboflavin," but you're forgiven because James butchered the pronunciation ;)
@@BobbySacamano thanks
Bro said "um actually🤓"
@@bryanfields458 Fr 😂
Bird Box - Don't look
Don't Breathe - Don't breathe
A Quiet Place - Shut the Fuck Up
Hush - Can't hear
Spiderman - Don't feel so good
My Toilet - Can't Flush
That's infinity war but okay
god dammit
@@katenation614 r/////WOOOOOSH
You can't r/woooosh, she was correcting him because he got part of the joke wrong.
@@fozz1437 no but see spiderman didn't feel so good. it was only spiderman that didn't feel so good, not the entire infinity war. so that's an r/woooosh for the both of you
One thing I love about James is he always gives his opinion on the film whilst still respecting the subjective nature of the art of each film he covers!
Can we just appreciate the amount of work and determination James has for us so we can't sleep at night
It was going to be even more terrifying if you read the book.... For example, in the ending when boy and girl reaches to the safe place (blind people place) the mother actually trips and had to face the monster but survived By blinding both of her eyes by a knife so she couldn't look and safely make it to the blind people place. And another one! The people in the blind people place purposely made themselves blind so they could survive for long because once the monster broke into that place and most of the people died and suicidal people killed most of the people who were covering their eyes. And about the blind surviving. Normal possessed people can easily wipe them out but still if it was to happen in reality which won't only a few blind would've survived for a little time..
@@deleteded SHEEEEEESHHHHH
Me watching at 12 am, and is 3 seconds into the video: f e a r *question mark blue flower*
@@WeskersLapdog lmao
OwO how are you everywhere i am
‘“Man, I can’t believe Lydia didia that” will be what I say when someone named Lydia does anything from now on
thank goodness i live with a lydia
I know 2 Lydia’s so haha
If you have her as your housecarl, you'll be saying that a lot.
Skyrim.
Brett Wickersham ya I thought I was the only one to know that
I love how passive aggressive your voice is
Yeah me too
He is the Yesman of youtube reveiws
Same.
“ 𝗕𝗼𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹.“
𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲.
Things that made this a sad movie as well as a horror movie:
Charles saved them at the store
Doug was actually trying to save them by telling them not to let Gary in.
Olivia was taken after she gave birth
Sherlyn died
Tom truly loved Malory
Jessica and Lidia both died
“Girl” never knew who her mother was
And Malory was only trying to protect “boy and girl”
oh god
Who's olivia? Lol
Oh "gave birth" u mean Olympia. LOL i was about to google "whos olivia on bird box"
Jessica death was lowkey depressing
To me the real protagonist of this film is Douglas
Malory: Outside for 10 minutes perfectly fine
Lydia: Outside for 30 seconds dies
plot armor is one hell of a drug
It makes you wonder why Malorie couldn't see the beasts despite also looking outside
they where walking in different directions. The monster was behind Malory and Lydia was walking to her and saw the monster behind her. Malory didn't look back, therefore never seeing the monster.
I think maybe is was because they had less people to focus on before the numbers dwindled
it was convenient for the plot my duck
She literally named them boy and girl, who is she, Krato
my boy
I watched he movie the boys name is actually thomas
And Olympia for the girl
Boiii and Gall
Dad of Boy
It’s basically like The Happening and A Quiet Place got ground up into a pile and snorted.
When Tom died, I paused the movie, went outside, and questioned life.
@@slevinchannel7589 what do you mean the actors were deranged?
@@slevinchannel7589 So a single one-second sex scene and make out sessions between a loving couple make the directors deranged? Have you never watched an R movie?
@@lixxie144 Hahaha.
You're so delusional.
Wait - loving couple? Didnt those two simpletons just meet that day?
...Well, whatever, doesnt matter.
Your comment just now was very, very stupid. Sorry, no sweet-talking here.
Slevin Channel I think you’re the delusional one, the directors arent brain damaged for putting a very short sex scene in a rated R movie. R is for 18+ since you obviously have some sort of brain damage
@@slevinchannel7589 you're probably like 8 years old who never watched a rated r movie, of course they are going to have random stuff that makes sense for a rated r movie.
Seeing people in Bird Box: *Screams,Pushes people,Sees people die, Sees creature, Commits suicide*
Blind people in Bird Box: *Sips Starbucks, Listens to TV, Lives life, Take a walk, Gets bored, Goes shopping, sleep, repeat.*
‘Watch TV’
My mistake XD
Blind people would still have to worry about the dudes who would go around and kill people
@@Time_Accel I think they meant listen to TV XD
You did say listen to and wouldn't the blind die cuz of the minions that kill them if they don't look
James: talks about bird box and doing a kill count
Me: **looks at the pop tart box in the backround**
Great as always! THANK YOU! James and Dead Meat crew, always the best! Also, thank you so much for getting this out so quickly!
Agreed
Imagine you being blind in the situation of the movie
*People* DON'T LOOK OUTSIDE!
*You* Way ahead of you
......ok did not think this comment would get much attention
Mlg Doge lol
It would be a normal day for the blinds accept everything is free
How did doug get out of the garage
Plus its lucky for real blind people
At the *end* there are
*BLIND PEOPLE*
This movie: * people thinking the pandemic wont spread to their area *
2020: **people thinking the pandemic wont spread to their area**
King Cheems dorime
Corona virus is in romania and the virus in the movie name's katalin talent exorcizare
BOI
Ok someone made covid19 joke
King Cheems it’s actually a pandemic
The movie should have a description. "People randomly commiting suicide because they have eyes"
Bird Box: can't see
Hush: can't hear
Quiet Place: can't make noise
The commenters: can't make an original joke
Nice
DrMurrao: loses English language
@@notevenrussiancheese-3627 The grudge: Cant live
@JRyan FromTheBlock Hm, you're right! I should've made a joke with that!
noice
“Kill counts are just for jokes and review proposes not a substitute for watching the actual movie”
“Unfortunately for you *youtube* will not see it that way”
They are for me because i dont watch horror movies :D
@@mangledragonyt9267 oh hello other me
ua-cam.com/video/bAFfTebSz94/v-deo.html
Actually don't breath and smell
I guess UA-cam should take off their blindfolds then
They would rather die than intentionally blind themselves.
Hey man
Wait could it be that the woman in dr phil show who blinded herself with drain cleaner foreSAW the bird box movie and did it to protect herself
I would take some lighter fluid to my eyes tbh
Natalie GG no. They just want you to see. Remember the stranger?
Natalie GG he opened the garage door, letting him see
* person in a horror movie tries to use their phone to seek help *
electricity: *aight ima head out*
Normal People:Blackout Windows with other campers scared to death
Blind People: *Gets Starbucks Listens to music Goes for walk in park*
lol
Me: *sips facts not tea*
POWER OF FEELING CRAP
Yeah lolz. I would spray something on my eyes to go blind. It's worth the pain
You are inquiring blind people aren’t normal people
"She's even considering adoption question mark blue flower."
The purge?
@@steezychengjr9934 And I oop-
No u
Ptofile pic
Me : tapes uno reverse card on head*
Monster : I-...oh..
Yes
Kion The lion I wanted to like but the likes are 69 so I’m sorry
ツalex , ok? That makes no sense
I liked
@@kionthelion2576 So you dont know rappers are a thing
Mallory: Doesnt look outside the whole movie*
Dora the explorer: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME
"Take off your blindfold, I gotta sprite cranberry for you"
Matthew Scott this is how the mafia works
[Dab of pity]
Hey guys hold my blindfold.
**peeks**
*takes off blindfold* WHERE!!!
Quiet Place = Can't speak
Hush = Can't hear
Bird Box = Can't see
Raven = Can't swim
Jeffery Star = Can't relate
Laura Lee = Can't cry
I’m quacking
No who says this: "Are you quaking or are you quacking?.....I WILL GO DROWN MYSELF" HMMMMMMMM ANY IDEAS? OH AND HE CANT RELATE!? SHANE DAWSON!
Sheila Sheils but she can cry in gucci
Wot?
Can’t touch: can’t touch this (que music)
*Don’t worry all the blind people survived.*
Wow😂
unless the creatures cant tell the difference between blind and normal
_Now_ you're thinkin'
I mean they even took shelter in a school for blind people
Not all the blind lived because you only die when you see the monster which shows you your biggest fear, but if you have already seen your biggest fear you get possessed by the monster which makes you kill people. So I’m guess those possessed people just kill the blind
Chihuahua in a Fedora yeah a school for the blind that’s in the middle of a forest and can only be reached by a boat in a river, not too handy for the blind people, plus, how tf are they feeding them all?!
The movie: People saving others over the course of the end of Earth
The birds: "This title belongs to us"
*Mental People* DAMN SHE THICC AF
*Me* Takes a peek
P,S. Thanks for all the likes
nice
Lol
Me dies dramatically
Brillant
Lmaoo
She calls them boy and girl?
THIS IS FEMALE KRATOS
Boi.
xD
Thats what i thought
@Daron Scott uh no you learn his name in like 2 minutes artreyus or something like that
Either way stop nitpicking a MEME
Malory:Don’t remove your blindfold. Me:*peeks*
Yeah I wouldn’t last 2 minutes in this movie
well...i think i'll be first victim...
@@matthewritterson484 Bitch Just Sleep And Close Your Eyes While Going To A Store
Me too
I love dead meat because he’s like a reviewer and also counts kills
I definitely agree with all the criticism you gave the movie, I get that the 5 year gap is for the kids to grow, but that's such a giant jump that it removed so much awesome content. Imagine if the film allowed us to see their movement from house to house and evading the seer's and monsters. It would open up a world of possibilities surrounding suspense and would show us the fear of our heroes as they traverse the new world.
That is definitely some missed opportunities.
WillBrozInc how was this 14 hours ago? It just came out
bye broke bih patreon supporters get the video early.
I feel like that would make the movie too long. Bird Box the series would be better
@@kaiseremotion854 Yep.
U could just take of ur blindfold and then put a mirror in front of the monster
But u know make life harder for yourself
This is too underrated and I love it
That would make the universe implode and everyone dies
I doubt it would work like that. Not to be a realist but most creatures are immune to their own defence/effects. Meaning even if it did see it's own reflection then what is to say that the body wouldn't continue to emit the phenominom?
Lol I guess you didn’t get the joke
@@RoseDemongametoday r/woooosh
“I can’t believe Lydia Didia”
Comedy *GOLD*
Lol
Hi my name is Lydia
Broda
why must people make fun of my name......................
(no im not roleplaying as her my name is actually lydia)
@@LydiaThePugNinga finally someone with the same name as me
A Quiet Place never forced anyone to abandon any of their senses.. hearing, seeing, smelling and feeling were all fine as long as you were silent.
I feel bad for the people who stepped on legos and stubbed their toes in Bird Box
Namerrr Google ouch, but honestly! Those aren’t fun times while your able to see. this movie also reminds me of The happening like that’s all I could think about watching it.
Lol
I would feel bad for those people if they were in a quiet place
R.I.P
Oof
You mean a quiet place
"People would rather watch a suicide epidemic than spend time with their family"
lol ironic that it comes down to this tho
Lol
@@Reekyreels twenty one likes for the summers end
And it has random Sex Scenes in it. Disgustingly.
Shows what deranged brain-damaged people the Actors and Directors are.
-Sowwy for the harsh words.
I-
Gary: *opens windows*
Olympia: *accidentally looks*
Also Olympia: YEET
Edit: thanks for all the likes I’m surprised how fast it grew and yes her name is Olympia not Olivia
2nd edit: ik it's quite late but 815 (814 if I didn't like my own comment XD) wow this is my most liked comment ever
Her name is Olivia
wait.. I THOUGHT IT WAS OLIVIA
@Nick M watch the movie if you don't believe me. I've seen it twice
Her name is Olympia
@Ali burgess,I have seen the movie.The girls name is Olympia and the boys name is Tom..
I love how he adds comedy to this, like that one friend with trauma
One thing that bugged me at the end, was Olympia literally told her what to name her daughter... she gave her a name incase she died, and she didn't do it.
Sure she thought she was honoring her, but the more honorable thing to do would be to follow her wishes, she could've just gave her Olympia as a middle name.
My guess is she just forgot after five years lol
"We kinda forgot about Olympia"
They'd be great GOT writers
When did she say that? I don't remember I watched the movie on Netflix and here.
@@sussyimpostor9889 When Olympia came to apologize for letting the crazy guy in, when they sit up stairs. She says she only let him in to repay the kindness they showed her, and knew how scary it was being on the other side of that door. Then she talks about how shes a woman-child and loves Disney movies and all that and gives her a toy for the baby and asks her to watch over the baby if she dies, and tell her to name it Ariel or Jasmine, and I don't remember if she gave a name for a boy.
But she very specifically asked her to name her one of two names.
@@DanteYewToob Oh, now that you say it, I remember. She probably did forget, or she was so caught up in the moment she named them after their parents.
Well in the book she didn't tell her what to name the child, so maybe they wanted to go as the book and give the girl Olympia's name, idk
What about you can't move or the floor eats you
It can be called FloorBoard
just become a director and make it lol
And you have to move by throwing stuff at it and then run while it’s distracted. But they run out of stuff and they have to sacrifice! I should be the writer! 😂
Make that
Get yo self some moon shoes
XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I can’t believe Lidia Didia that”
Quote of the year.
*lidia got dead lol...*
Tanner Gibson quote of next year too
I can't believe Lydia dydia that.
Tanner Gibson sorry I liked I didn’t like seeing 169
The year ended
I love how nobody questioned her taking birds when they needed essentials
I was pissed when Gary killed everyone
Deadass
we all were
Exacly
gary wasnt
Ikr
"Hashtag birdbox challenge *hits his toe on something* owww" lol 😂
u hit ur toe either way
Why does this comment have 300+ likes.....
@@atrixs3856 because Dead Meat is king of all UA-camrs!!!!!!!
That should be a real challenge bird box challenge
Israel Stalling it is...
i hate how douglas was right all along
but honestly tom was annoying for letting everyone in too lmao
ella rose more like pascal savarge am I right he’s from Johnny English
ella rose and he died trying to tell them that gary was one of them. you don’t know how mad i was. they letted gary in GODDAMNIT
ᴊᴇᴏɴ's ᴀʟɪᴇɴ ikr i was so annoyed!
I was so mad , he should’ve lived all along
@@segsymoyai The fat one let Gary in.....and then he personally got her killed.
Tom is one of my favorite male characters in movie history. Prime example of what Divine masculinity looks like. Strong loving protector, ready to make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of his family 🙏