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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  5 років тому +14358

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  • @dhtrapalot
    @dhtrapalot 5 років тому +12788

    Bird Box: Can't See
    Quiet Place: Can't Talk
    Hush: Can't Hear
    You: Can't Get a Girlfriend

    • @deathblow167
      @deathblow167 5 років тому +113

      lol

    • @genzhours9466
      @genzhours9466 5 років тому +356

      STOP CALLING ME OUT AS A HETEROSEXUAL CJDKHKVJBILDWCAMCFJ

    • @imAngzy
      @imAngzy 5 років тому +94

      cries

    • @genzhours9466
      @genzhours9466 5 років тому +89

      MastroyYT I was deliberately overreacting

    • @playerx5583
      @playerx5583 5 років тому +71

      Daniel Holland: Can't be a normal person instead of being a bitch.

  • @henripurnomo8557
    @henripurnomo8557 4 роки тому +9141

    Bird box = Can't see
    Quiet Place = Can't Talk
    Hush = Can't hear
    Corona = Can't go outside

  • @unagi7143
    @unagi7143 3 роки тому +745

    “I cant believe lydia didia that” PLZ I DIED-

    • @skskskyla
      @skskskyla 3 роки тому +3

      abhfrihsbfsdbj 👌👌

    • @pmac_attack_7199
      @pmac_attack_7199 3 роки тому +16

      @@skskskyla my man speaking enchantment table

    • @jevilcore
      @jevilcore 3 роки тому +5

      She did too!

    • @snacc9940
      @snacc9940 3 роки тому +2

      @@pmac_attack_7199 playboi cartinese 💀

    • @pmac_attack_7199
      @pmac_attack_7199 3 роки тому

      @@snacc9940 huh?

  • @oliviaiguesss
    @oliviaiguesss 3 роки тому +634

    when the kids both said "I'll do it" with their adorable little voices my heart melted

  • @harrysrosetattoo8598
    @harrysrosetattoo8598 4 роки тому +5165

    The monster: I’m gonna kill everything that looks at me.
    Blind people: I’m about to do what called a pro gamer move.

    • @MikeHawk-bg5ss
      @MikeHawk-bg5ss 4 роки тому +231

      Insane people: _im about to do what's called a "pro gamer move"_

    • @lindarodriguez7714
      @lindarodriguez7714 4 роки тому +45

      Take that Gary and fellow insane people you can't harm blind people

    • @jian5568
      @jian5568 4 роки тому +28

      Or call it the suicide Medusa

    • @LycanInsanity
      @LycanInsanity 4 роки тому +17

      That kinda reminds me of scp 096

    • @danielnevin1547
      @danielnevin1547 4 роки тому +9

      I'm the 420 like. Your welcome

  • @leandropinto138
    @leandropinto138 5 років тому +3302

    Bird Box - Don't look
    Don't Breathe - Don't breathe
    A Quiet Place - Shut the Fuck Up
    Hush - Can't hear
    Spiderman - Don't feel so good
    My Toilet - Can't Flush

    • @katenation614
      @katenation614 5 років тому +58

      That's infinity war but okay

    • @snowy4152
      @snowy4152 5 років тому +16

      god dammit

    • @briaunya.4825
      @briaunya.4825 5 років тому +80

      @@katenation614 r/////WOOOOOSH

    • @fozz1437
      @fozz1437 5 років тому +30

      You can't r/woooosh, she was correcting him because he got part of the joke wrong.

    • @jumsh1811
      @jumsh1811 5 років тому +64

      @@fozz1437 no but see spiderman didn't feel so good. it was only spiderman that didn't feel so good, not the entire infinity war. so that's an r/woooosh for the both of you

  • @AyuNico
    @AyuNico 3 роки тому +1260

    I was so pissed off that Douglas died. He was the smartest character in the movie, but the good samaritans had to go and let in someone whose entire backstory reeked of bullshit, while also dwindling their already short supplies. It's the fucking apocalypse, but apparently they still wanted to feel like good people.

    • @perenniallachrymosity276
      @perenniallachrymosity276 2 роки тому +51

      I'm surprised you think the idea that a man can in fact survive a bunch of people prying their eyes open is a lot less feasible than a lone pregnant woman somehow stumbling her way through the streets and walking up to their doorstep without any assistance-

    • @AyuNico
      @AyuNico 2 роки тому +6

      @@perenniallachrymosity276 It's a pregnant woman. What threat can she conceivably pose? You can afford the risk in that case.

    • @xephnetinos3810
      @xephnetinos3810 2 роки тому +40

      @@AyuNico she could pose just as big of a threat as the guy who killed them all did. Not to mention her size in general is dangerous because she could easily overpower the weaker members if they were unarmed. Plus the pregnant thing could have easily been a lie

    • @AyuNico
      @AyuNico 2 роки тому +1

      @@xephnetinos3810 How the fuck does anyone pretend to be pregnant? How the fuck does her size help her when pregnant women are extra vulnerable and weaker because of the nutriments needed for the child? I think you're trying real hard to justify an extremely idiotic choice on their part.

    • @xephnetinos3810
      @xephnetinos3810 2 роки тому +3

      @@AyuNico um. By not being pregnant and just having a fake bump or having lost the child. I also know many women who look pregnant and aren't. I'm just providing simple answers that could have happened just as easily in a dumb movie. You're incredibly aggressive for no reason. I don't think it was smart to let anyone in, especially not the rat man but there is still a risk with her too. What if she had a weapon? And she may be weak from pregnancy but so is the main character who she is bigger than like I previously stated. And an old woman who probably has little strength as is vs a random lonely pregnant woman who could also have been psychotic doesn't bode well. You said yourself she is weaker so how the hell did she survive so long unarmed and not blindfolded in the Armageddon type shit outside, without being a crazy demon whisperer person.

  • @acinggames8422
    @acinggames8422 2 роки тому +836

    “She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And right now, she be holdin’ a machete.”
    I LOVE IT

  • @cassie5326
    @cassie5326 5 років тому +4667

    How to kill the creatures:
    1. Take off blindfold.
    2. Say 'uno reverse card'
    3. Boom it kills itself.

  • @thebatmanenthusiast
    @thebatmanenthusiast 4 роки тому +4081

    Monster: imma bout to end this mans whole career
    Blind People:
    Monster: *You weren’t supposed to do that*

  • @graythepokemonartist6427
    @graythepokemonartist6427 Рік тому +144

    The ending is so sweet I love that she named the kids after loved ones

    • @Based_Gigachad_001
      @Based_Gigachad_001 10 днів тому

      Wait, where did she even find those kids from?

    • @graythepokemonartist6427
      @graythepokemonartist6427 10 днів тому +3

      @@Based_Gigachad_001 one is her own the other is was adopted by her

    • @Pachec088
      @Pachec088 7 днів тому

      lmaoooo you literally see both babies being born in the movie . GO watch it!​@@Based_Gigachad_001

  • @ElliseTheSquib
    @ElliseTheSquib Рік тому +130

    What was odd about Gary’s little story was that, he said “they took us outside and forced their eye open” well, if his eyes were closed, then how did he know that they opened the other people’s eyes?

    • @luissferman
      @luissferman Рік тому +35

      To be fair even though he was evil, you can easily assume that he heard the other yell to open their eyes just as he did with the grandma

    • @SamuelsXD
      @SamuelsXD 14 днів тому +1

      Not only odd, but also very suspicious, he practically said that he and his group were forced to open their eyes, so without a doubt he saw the monsters. This flaw in the script was so unrealistic.

  • @autisticlettuce
    @autisticlettuce 3 роки тому +5177

    The monster: exists
    Everyone: freaking out
    Blind people: *pathetic*

  • @CommunistFBI
    @CommunistFBI 3 роки тому +3903

    Most of the world: *_Dies_*
    James: 27 take it or leave it

    • @kenan5896
      @kenan5896 3 роки тому +80

      Im gonna take it

    • @vmuu
      @vmuu 3 роки тому +39

      i guess i'll be the one to leave it then

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 роки тому +21

      And it has random Sex Scenes in it. Disgustingly.
      Shows what deranged brain-damaged people the Actors and Directors are.
      -Sowwy for the harsh words.

    • @mrbucanon2339
      @mrbucanon2339 3 роки тому +1

      Leave it

    • @ItzSkipper_
      @ItzSkipper_ 3 роки тому +1

      No don't reply to this monster it's the Communist FBI

  • @djvivid7707
    @djvivid7707 2 роки тому +227

    Everyone saying Tom is the saddest death but what about Charlie, he died a hero 💔🥺

  • @Joeyblondewolf2
    @Joeyblondewolf2 2 роки тому +445

    Tom dying was the saddest part for me... Because his biggest fear was losing the woman and children he loved... And once they were safe he was able to let go.. 😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
    Edit: no matter what those WERE his kids. And he was their father 😭♥️

    • @imekrandomvids817
      @imekrandomvids817 2 роки тому +6

      I know, it makes me so sad 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-xd2cd6wb4h
      @user-xd2cd6wb4h 2 роки тому +1

      it’s fake tho-

    • @shadowdevil6282
      @shadowdevil6282 2 роки тому +1

      How r u not verified?

    • @annalucy89
      @annalucy89 2 роки тому +3

      @@user-xd2cd6wb4h What did you not understand about this? did you think that the person who wrote the original comment thought that this Hollywood movie was real? I don't even understand what the hell you're talking about!

    • @Carlos.Oliveira.Fan.
      @Carlos.Oliveira.Fan. 2 роки тому +3

      @@user-xd2cd6wb4h you don’t think about that when watching a movie or playing a game etc etc

  • @conclusion7025
    @conclusion7025 4 роки тому +3334

    birdbox monsters: **exists**
    blind people: *tonight is my night*

    • @conclusion7025
      @conclusion7025 4 роки тому +79

      @Laura Donnelly no shat sherlock

    • @g.d.c12
      @g.d.c12 4 роки тому +74

      @Laura Donnelly u must be fun at parties eh.

    • @Julian_cook_
      @Julian_cook_ 4 роки тому +15

      @Laura Donnelly r/woooosh

    • @user-ro1so8gy4s
      @user-ro1so8gy4s 4 роки тому +5

      @Laura Donnelly bruh

    • @violetsarentblue1678
      @violetsarentblue1678 4 роки тому +7

      @Laura Donnelly you know, there's something called an imagination

  • @vbgvbg1133
    @vbgvbg1133 5 років тому +1857

    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived

    • @akatsukigogeta
      @akatsukigogeta 5 років тому +89

      Tom like the rest not named douglas deserved to die. Tom specifically couldn't stop being mr savior always putting everyone at risk by opening the fucking door. Tom is responsible for olympias bs and charlie dying.

    • @DogNamedRaga
      @DogNamedRaga 5 років тому +8

      Yes

    • @vicvic2950
      @vicvic2950 5 років тому +78

      @@akatsukigogeta He's just too kind for his own good. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      I feel like Charlie should have lived though. Tom too.

    • @Bella-zw2tg
      @Bella-zw2tg 5 років тому +33

      akatsukigogeta I mean that's kinda true but he wanted everyone to be safe. I think almost everyone was sad when Tom died.

    • @sniperammow4865
      @sniperammow4865 5 років тому

      VbgVbg 113 I agree, it’s good Tom died.

  • @yxndere3070
    @yxndere3070 3 роки тому +83

    “I can’t believe Lydia diddiya that!”
    -Dead meat, Jan 2019

  • @kieravermeal9127
    @kieravermeal9127 4 місяці тому +11

    I love how The Menu got a self-harm/suicide warning for a single moment of suicide, and yet this video doesn't get one despite the whole point of blinding yourself is so you don't kill yourself.

  • @xenothecatboi
    @xenothecatboi 5 років тому +1217

    "She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she beholding a machete."
    My favorite line.

  • @Somedude-de8px
    @Somedude-de8px 5 років тому +2207

    Bird Box : Can't see
    A Quiet Place : Can't Talk
    Hush : Can't Hear
    A Quiet Hush Box : You're Dead

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 5 років тому +98

      "A quiet hush box" sounds like a gag in a sketch about a daycare/prison.

    • @luna-up6be
      @luna-up6be 5 років тому +9

      Thetheninjagummybear yeah lol 😂

    • @LargePotatoes
      @LargePotatoes 5 років тому +34

      Article 13: can't upload

    • @bluemoon4500
      @bluemoon4500 5 років тому +5

      I've watched all of those movies LOL

    • @petfox3413
      @petfox3413 5 років тому +6

      Can't live

  • @mackroone2854
    @mackroone2854 2 роки тому +27

    The conversation where she strictly tells them to stay quiet in the beginning still gives me chills to this day.

  • @congaroach
    @congaroach 3 роки тому +47

    maybe it’s because i have no concept of good and bad when it comes to movies, but i actually really enjoyed this movie! i remember loving it, and i was throughly impressed when i finished it .
    i did have some questions though :
    -why could some people freely walk around even after seeing the monsters (the crazy people) ? are they so traumatized/mentally unstable that the monsters don’t effect them?

    • @jjprs3062
      @jjprs3062 Рік тому +10

      I believe this was confirmed somewhere else but I can't be too sure: People who look at the monsters go insane and commit suicide but people who are ALREADY insane are perfectly fine.

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 5 років тому +4478

    The entity is John Cena...you were never supposed to see him

    • @thegamingkid9481
      @thegamingkid9481 5 років тому +51

      I get u

    • @heinousdookie
      @heinousdookie 5 років тому +70

      John Smithee
      Thank you for existing

    • @mr.makadoxx2942
      @mr.makadoxx2942 5 років тому +16

      John Smithee this comment made my day its hilarious 😂

    • @dice4349
      @dice4349 5 років тому +6

      Hardcore fans:nOo itS NoT yOu iDiOt

    • @Engineer1998
      @Engineer1998 5 років тому

      Overused joke, stop it!

  • @Jacob_11
    @Jacob_11 4 роки тому +2128

    27 deaths seen
    5 billion deaths unseen

    • @cerealboyjacy3876
      @cerealboyjacy3876 4 роки тому +21

      The victims of mass sucide epidemic, maybe?

    • @josepadron7547
      @josepadron7547 4 роки тому +18

      I noticed that the garbage truck is the same one that killed jigsaw’s nephew

    • @ivantodorov39
      @ivantodorov39 4 роки тому +8

      @Bianca Lopez 27 deaths *seen*. And 5 million *unseen.
      Its birdbox

    • @jameslf1233
      @jameslf1233 4 роки тому +4

      I think thats a new kill count record?!?!

    • @jameslf1233
      @jameslf1233 4 роки тому +5

      Let me explain. The virus spreads through the world and the world has 7 billion peeps. Once the virus spreads many people would die so that leaves in to 7billion kills. The kills are unseen though so maybe the 7B peeps count?!?!

  • @astralmiind
    @astralmiind 3 місяці тому +14

    1:00 The reason it got so popular is:
    1. Covid locking people indoors and leaving us to scour steaming services for anything remotely watchable.
    2. The self inflicted deaths along with the plot were eerie and interesting enough to keep people tuned in until the end (along with the memes making us see what the hype was about)
    3. The lack of jump scares made this a very entry-level movie into the horror genre that most people would be able to watch without being too creeped out to continue.

    • @emilyjohn2034
      @emilyjohn2034 26 днів тому

      I’d like to add that I think another art of Covid that made the movie even more popular is that being locked at home scared of what’s outside made the movie extra immersive. We could all connect with having to live around a contagion anyone could have

    • @graysondixon7157
      @graysondixon7157 День тому

      Huh? This movie was incredibly popular in the winter of 2018/2019 when it was released. That was more than a full year before Covid lockdowns began. I would say you're both either over analyzing or incorrectly analyzing on that point. Something like Tiger King definitely reached its peak of public popularity during lockdowns however.

  • @sliccwolf9716
    @sliccwolf9716 3 роки тому +19

    Mallory: Doesnt look outside the whole movie*
    Dora the explorer: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME

  • @yari9944
    @yari9944 5 років тому +922

    doctor; you're blind
    bird box; you're a survivor

  • @sheilasheils1174
    @sheilasheils1174 5 років тому +800

    Quiet Place = Can't speak
    Hush = Can't hear
    Bird Box = Can't see
    Raven = Can't swim
    Jeffery Star = Can't relate
    Laura Lee = Can't cry

    • @beehivestudiosart373
      @beehivestudiosart373 5 років тому +10

      I’m quacking

    • @kturner5022
      @kturner5022 5 років тому +12

      No who says this: "Are you quaking or are you quacking?.....I WILL GO DROWN MYSELF" HMMMMMMMM ANY IDEAS? OH AND HE CANT RELATE!? SHANE DAWSON!

    • @alicepeard8432
      @alicepeard8432 5 років тому +2

      Sheila Sheils but she can cry in gucci

    • @beehivestudiosart373
      @beehivestudiosart373 5 років тому

      Wot?

    • @emery7479
      @emery7479 5 років тому +1

      Can’t touch: can’t touch this (que music)

  • @overcookedegg
    @overcookedegg 2 місяці тому +5

    As a partially blind woman, I would THRIVE in this world
    I wouldn’t be able to see them well enough to go crazy, but I’d see them just enough to be able to avoid them
    THRIVE, I tell you

  • @Bekant_Svenne
    @Bekant_Svenne 3 роки тому +14

    James: talks about bird box and doing a kill count
    Me: **looks at the pop tart box in the backround**

  • @murrao5820
    @murrao5820 4 роки тому +1795

    Bird Box: can't see
    Hush: can't hear
    Quiet Place: can't make noise
    The commenters: can't make an original joke

  • @trawlrz37
    @trawlrz37 5 років тому +3256

    Birdbox challenge day 1:
    Stubs toe on the table in the first five seconds
    *quits*

  • @lilynamoradze1318
    @lilynamoradze1318 3 роки тому +14

    * person in a horror movie tries to use their phone to seek help *
    electricity: *aight ima head out*

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky 3 роки тому +18

    It’s basically like The Happening and A Quiet Place got ground up into a pile and snorted.

  • @yareyaredaze6059
    @yareyaredaze6059 5 років тому +18351

    I had my blindfold on but I found my way to the like button

  • @salvadorsanchez7093
    @salvadorsanchez7093 5 років тому +11986

    A rapper who has beef with Eminem 😂😂
    Straight up didn’t mention his name

    • @AMurr45
      @AMurr45 5 років тому +845

      Cause he ain't worthy

    • @vanderlinde2376
      @vanderlinde2376 5 років тому +465

      I haven't seen him before the movie so i thought it was just a junkie

    • @tgs7696
      @tgs7696 5 років тому +160

      That’s dead beef

    • @nicktorch2691
      @nicktorch2691 5 років тому +32

      Lol

    • @ShadyPack_
      @ShadyPack_ 5 років тому +462

      @@RachmatRL can't commit suicide when eminem landed a killshot on him

  • @Twillva
    @Twillva 3 роки тому +13

    The movie: People saving others over the course of the end of Earth
    The birds: "This title belongs to us"

  • @Hotttjesus
    @Hotttjesus Рік тому +18

    I love this movie, the concept was good with the suicidal thingys, but the crazy people that want to show you the things are amazing, overall this movie was great in many ways and I believe the sene were Gary kills everyone in the house was godly and also Lydia just climbing in to the burning car

  • @priyah803
    @priyah803 3 роки тому +3295

    James: A rapper that has beef with Eminem
    Machine Gun Kelly: 👁️👄👁️

    • @milothebest98
      @milothebest98 3 роки тому +23

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @happy10135
      @happy10135 3 роки тому +12

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDD

    • @bethmcl3435
      @bethmcl3435 3 роки тому +43

      that’s really all there is to mgk

    • @chromaexodus5028
      @chromaexodus5028 3 роки тому +6

      lel that is what i was saying!!

    • @priyah803
      @priyah803 3 роки тому

      @Cole Alan Blake suppp

  • @keshavanand1230
    @keshavanand1230 5 років тому +642

    suicide in Forests ?
    *LOGAN PAUL HAS JOINED THE CHAT*

    • @bruh5620
      @bruh5620 5 років тому +1

      LOL

    • @pallythelavendermenace
      @pallythelavendermenace 5 років тому +1

      OML 😂😂😂😂

    • @moonstone4893
      @moonstone4893 5 років тому +1

      Omfg
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jewels_kewels1683
      @jewels_kewels1683 5 років тому +6

      Oh my god is that a dead body yoooo let’s vlog it and very lightly blur the face only and laugh

    • @tempest7527
      @tempest7527 5 років тому +15

      Logan P: *takes off blindfold*
      Demon: *Takes on the form of demonitization logo*
      Logan: *Dies*

  • @kluski3423
    @kluski3423 Рік тому +11

    I love how nobody questioned her taking birds when they needed essentials

  • @bisoran1212
    @bisoran1212 2 роки тому +3

    The movie should have a description. "People randomly commiting suicide because they have eyes"

  • @sherinicole7605
    @sherinicole7605 5 років тому +452

    Bird Box: Can’t see
    A Quiet Place: Can’t speak
    Hush: Can’t hear
    Meme: Can’t believe you’ve done this
    I’m adding more
    Raven: Can’t swim (thanks replies)
    MC Hammer: Can’t touch this

    • @j.blackburn3515
      @j.blackburn3515 5 років тому +8

      See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil, meme.

    • @romeruru
      @romeruru 5 років тому +2

      Meme: A potato flew around. The room, before you came.
      *AAAAAAAAAAAA OOO WAT DAT!? SCREEEEEEMCH*

    • @rookc.8875
      @rookc.8875 5 років тому +2

      Me:Cant Diet

    • @leemanqureshi5374
      @leemanqureshi5374 5 років тому

      Don't breathe:Don't breathe

    • @britneyhernandez2644
      @britneyhernandez2644 5 років тому

      Another vine: can’t swim

  • @jeramiemarler5071
    @jeramiemarler5071 5 років тому +353

    Bird box: see no evil
    A quiet place: speak no evil
    Hush: hear no evil

    • @jeramiemarler5071
      @jeramiemarler5071 5 років тому +4

      I think that's how it goes, correct me if I'm wrong

    • @valk6138
      @valk6138 5 років тому

      Your right

    • @valk6138
      @valk6138 5 років тому +1

      But they say all of that in the quiet place I think

    • @deniserosas9033
      @deniserosas9033 5 років тому +1

      @@valk6138 they also said something like that in saw

    • @GhostSoapO
      @GhostSoapO 5 років тому

      Dont blink: try to see evil. But still die?

  • @kaybud28
    @kaybud28 2 роки тому +11

    I love dead meat because he’s like a reviewer and also counts kills

  • @troyrussell177
    @troyrussell177 Рік тому +17

    Tom is one of my favorite male characters in movie history. Prime example of what Divine masculinity looks like. Strong loving protector, ready to make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of his family 🙏

  • @parjai97
    @parjai97 3 роки тому +4817

    if Douglas was alone, he'd survive for so long...

    • @DasKame
      @DasKame 3 роки тому +173

      nah, he would need someone to glare about how he is the smartest one

    • @sub2skiiergames48
      @sub2skiiergames48 3 роки тому +131

      Idk, he would drink too much

    • @chirpedits
      @chirpedits 3 роки тому +293

      But his 6th sense was strong and he had absolute faith in his thoughts about people and what is going to happen. So he could have easily survived though he would've just gotten depressed because of his dead wives and would've exposed himself to the monster because he drank too much and was kind of high tempered and fast decision maker

    • @BigGorlock
      @BigGorlock 3 роки тому +8

      I guess you make a point

    • @AyuNico
      @AyuNico 3 роки тому +137

      I know right? I was so pissed off when they smashed the pot over his head and then locked him on the garage, and yet he came to their rescue. Stupid people.

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 5 років тому +4000

    can't see, can't hear, can't talk, *cAnT rElAtE* lol

  • @workittworkit
    @workittworkit 5 місяців тому +2

    One thing I love about James is he always gives his opinion on the film whilst still respecting the subjective nature of the art of each film he covers!

  • @kidadventures9583
    @kidadventures9583 3 роки тому +7

    For my brothers birthday my parents wouldn’t let me watch this with him and his friends but the next day let me watch it with them in a car

  • @ChocoCopters
    @ChocoCopters 5 років тому +469

    *Bird Box: Can't see*
    *Hush: Can't hear*
    *_A Quiet Place: Can't speak_*
    *_SCP-173: Can't Blink_*
    *_SCP-096: Shouldn't be looked at_*
    *_Facebook users: Can't save their data_*
    *_Bambi: Can't find the parents_*
    *_Kids: Can't trust white vans_*
    *_Karen: Keeps taking the kids_*
    *_EA: Can't save your wallet_*
    *_Black Guy in a Movie: Can't die second_*
    *_Hit Or Miss: Can't miss_*
    *_-My Life: Can't find a reason to live-_*

  • @justanotherperson8679
    @justanotherperson8679 5 років тому +493

    She calls them boy and girl?
    THIS IS FEMALE KRATOS

    • @JonesyJustJonesy
      @JonesyJustJonesy 5 років тому +21

      Boi.

    • @quietspudlv8664
      @quietspudlv8664 5 років тому +4

      xD

    • @grimtumusprime
      @grimtumusprime 5 років тому +4

      Thats what i thought

    • @ax2k860
      @ax2k860 5 років тому +3

      @Daron Scott uh no you learn his name in like 2 minutes artreyus or something like that

    • @ax2k860
      @ax2k860 5 років тому +4

      Either way stop nitpicking a MEME

  • @krapiak
    @krapiak 3 роки тому +12

    it's like the opposite of covid: you cover up outside, but take them off inside

  • @user-kz8xg5cf7k
    @user-kz8xg5cf7k 2 роки тому +3

    I tried to watch this movie 3 separate times, and fell asleep each time. So thank you for the summary and great vid :)

  • @dr00ku
    @dr00ku 3 роки тому +3347

    Fun fact: the “local looking store” is a whole 30 second walk from my front door. Movies and shows film there all the fucking time. The store could have its own star on the walk of fame, I swear.

    • @staticdoggoe34rd
      @staticdoggoe34rd 3 роки тому +26

      Dang

    • @calhanbackup6098
      @calhanbackup6098 3 роки тому +19

      Where abouts is this store?

    • @lawdawgm2844
      @lawdawgm2844 3 роки тому +195

      Do they sells birds and walkie talkies?

    • @egg_socks1333
      @egg_socks1333 3 роки тому +116

      @@lawdawgm2844 you're asking the real questions here

    • @borous.
      @borous. 3 роки тому +5

      Do they actually sell walkie talkies?

  • @shamrock4452
    @shamrock4452 4 роки тому +3300

    "A rapper who's got beef with Eminem" never laughed so hard

    • @irving7137
      @irving7137 4 роки тому +51

      MGK?

    • @bruhmoment2316
      @bruhmoment2316 4 роки тому +10

      Was it actually him?

    • @emamibhattacharjee1874
      @emamibhattacharjee1874 4 роки тому +2

      This statement was something which I didn't understand...

    • @fuckinpandemic25
      @fuckinpandemic25 4 роки тому +34

      @@bruhmoment2316 yes that is mgk his real name is Colson Baker he's also in the dirt, big time adolescence, nerve, the land and Pete Davidson is the king of Staten island

    • @cereza3677
      @cereza3677 4 роки тому +4

      That's why I loved "Dead Meat" channel

  • @Valerie-ts8yl
    @Valerie-ts8yl 3 роки тому +4

    “ 𝗕𝗼𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹.“
    𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲.

  • @SinAhmen
    @SinAhmen 2 роки тому +6

    i really like your videos they help me pick what movies i want to watch and i really like your sense of humor. your a cool guy thanks

    • @SinAhmen
      @SinAhmen 2 роки тому

      oh hey cool i got highlighted thanks man

    • @thevoid7635
      @thevoid7635 2 роки тому

      @@SinAhmen bruh, you don't get highlighted by the creator, it when you click on your own comment

  • @Memetastic
    @Memetastic 5 років тому +14697

    You forgot that one person irl who did the bird box challenge driving a car

  • @mr.lololol5798
    @mr.lololol5798 4 роки тому +2178

    The monsters are really just the characters from cats

    • @kobienotcoby2862
      @kobienotcoby2862 4 роки тому +94

      That explains why they kill themselves after seeing the monster.

    • @realitea299
      @realitea299 4 роки тому +20

      this is the most underrated comment

    • @emolevi7804
      @emolevi7804 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @dashley13
      @dashley13 4 роки тому

      MR. LOLOLOL WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED

    • @kit4341
      @kit4341 4 роки тому +1

      Wow... just wow. The shade.

  • @cloudyskies9956
    @cloudyskies9956 Рік тому +4

    I love how he adds comedy to this, like that one friend with trauma

  • @mr_blue7161
    @mr_blue7161 3 роки тому +3

    “Man I can’t believe Lydia didia that”
    This is why watching James makes me happy

  • @alphawolf772
    @alphawolf772 5 років тому +576

    Seeing people in Bird Box: *Screams,Pushes people,Sees people die, Sees creature, Commits suicide*
    Blind people in Bird Box: *Sips Starbucks, Listens to TV, Lives life, Take a walk, Gets bored, Goes shopping, sleep, repeat.*

    • @Fortnitegaymer_
      @Fortnitegaymer_ 5 років тому +32

      ‘Watch TV’

    • @alphawolf772
      @alphawolf772 5 років тому +15

      My mistake XD

    • @alfredoalejo2223
      @alfredoalejo2223 5 років тому +25

      Blind people would still have to worry about the dudes who would go around and kill people

    • @warukomako167
      @warukomako167 5 років тому

      @@Time_Accel I think they meant listen to TV XD

    • @gracegoodall4817
      @gracegoodall4817 5 років тому +1

      You did say listen to and wouldn't the blind die cuz of the minions that kill them if they don't look

  • @yoloodin4133
    @yoloodin4133 5 років тому +776

    *Mental People* DAMN SHE THICC AF
    *Me* Takes a peek
    P,S. Thanks for all the likes

  • @ORProductionss
    @ORProductionss 2 роки тому +8

    What confuses me is how have the insane people not commit suicide from looking at the monster but not the normal people (I feel like I answered my own confusion)

  • @joneeshiastallings3968
    @joneeshiastallings3968 2 роки тому +3

    Bird box = Can't see
    Quite Place = Can't Talk
    Hush = Can't hear
    Corona = Can't go outside

  • @Sydnee_11076
    @Sydnee_11076 3 роки тому +2912

    Saddest kill of the movie: Tom

    • @kosturovamoc2293
      @kosturovamoc2293 3 роки тому +227

      He lived as hero and died as hero

    • @45_Chromosone_Gojo
      @45_Chromosone_Gojo 3 роки тому +24

      @@kosturovamoc2293 he did...the monster thingy was probably me

    • @diavolo9419
      @diavolo9419 3 роки тому +7

      Big F

    • @darthvadersleftglove
      @darthvadersleftglove 3 роки тому +65

      For me it was olympia, i loved her character, i stopped the movie and never played it again after her death

    • @anasocorrob
      @anasocorrob 3 роки тому +57

      @@darthvadersleftglove frrr olympia and tom were so sad dude

  • @killakalli
    @killakalli 3 роки тому +1677

    When Tom died, I paused the movie, went outside, and questioned life.

    • @icee1683
      @icee1683 3 роки тому +31

      @@slevinchannel7589 what do you mean the actors were deranged?

    • @lixxie144
      @lixxie144 3 роки тому +78

      @@slevinchannel7589 So a single one-second sex scene and make out sessions between a loving couple make the directors deranged? Have you never watched an R movie?

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 роки тому +7

      @@lixxie144 Hahaha.
      You're so delusional.
      Wait - loving couple? Didnt those two simpletons just meet that day?
      ...Well, whatever, doesnt matter.
      Your comment just now was very, very stupid. Sorry, no sweet-talking here.

    • @milkymanqt2804
      @milkymanqt2804 3 роки тому +62

      Slevin Channel I think you’re the delusional one, the directors arent brain damaged for putting a very short sex scene in a rated R movie. R is for 18+ since you obviously have some sort of brain damage

    • @icee1683
      @icee1683 3 роки тому +56

      @@slevinchannel7589 you're probably like 8 years old who never watched a rated r movie, of course they are going to have random stuff that makes sense for a rated r movie.

  • @clairetompkins5320
    @clairetompkins5320 3 роки тому +5

    James: Scissors man tools of life and death
    Me: 👁️👄👁️
    *thats deep*

  • @ajbanky7870
    @ajbanky7870 Рік тому +4

    “Seriously, you all wouldn’t shut the hell up about it” this is why James is the best host 😂

  • @jad7405
    @jad7405 5 років тому +681

    Next movie: Can't Hear
    *G o o d t h i n g I h a v e a i r p o d s*

    • @puddle7740
      @puddle7740 5 років тому +12

      Yeetus Gleetus that’s hush but okay go off I guess

    • @dom.3615
      @dom.3615 5 років тому

      ur mum gay yeah watched the whole thing it was kinda boring but interesting

    • @thesourfountain9005
      @thesourfountain9005 5 років тому +4

      @@puddle7740 I think he meant something along the lines of "If you hear the monster... I dunno, your brain explodes"

    • @chill_redditstories
      @chill_redditstories 5 років тому +2

      Yeetus Gleetus a quiet place is already a movie

    • @zzsleepyzzz10
      @zzsleepyzzz10 5 років тому +3

      Air pods don't block sound

  • @NikoNiko0318
    @NikoNiko0318 4 роки тому +967

    Monster : Your Gonna Die
    Blind People : Thats Cute

  • @braydenturner7743
    @braydenturner7743 2 роки тому +9

    If ima be honest he is the one who got me over my fear of horror movies

  • @IsAbElGoNzAlEz9829
    @IsAbElGoNzAlEz9829 2 роки тому

    As someone whos too much of a whimp to watch horror movies but has always been so curious kill count is *chefs kiss*. I’ve been binge waiting the last week

  • @simoneroberts3822
    @simoneroberts3822 5 років тому +1110

    That elderly lady and Tom’s death were the saddest to me

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 років тому +579

    “She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she be-hold in’ a machete.” I love this channel!

  • @cassiescorner3367
    @cassiescorner3367 2 роки тому

    "She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she be holdin a machete." God I love James. Keep up the great work dude.

  • @fockingreat1125
    @fockingreat1125 2 роки тому +5

    16:15 Man David Dastmalchian just cannot stop dying in movies lmfao.
    This is his second time on the kill count after The Belko Experiment - RIP.

  • @Noobmaster-es9hh
    @Noobmaster-es9hh 5 років тому +740

    2020, the most epic movie in the century...



    *The Floor Is Lava*
    _Coming Soon_

    • @genzhours9466
      @genzhours9466 5 років тому +1

      If it were a comedy or comedy animation, I would watch it ngl

    • @bilbodoggins1677
      @bilbodoggins1677 5 років тому

      theres a parody trailer that's literally that.

    • @tanyaerway1205
      @tanyaerway1205 5 років тому

      Hey guys

    • @Homemadesweetiepie
      @Homemadesweetiepie 5 років тому

      Not gonna lie I would definitely watch it

    • @spacedorito4068
      @spacedorito4068 5 років тому +1

      If there was it would have the animation of Baldi's Basics.

  • @shape5915
    @shape5915 5 років тому +512

    "Take off your blindfold, I gotta sprite cranberry for you"

  • @tacituskilgore80
    @tacituskilgore80 Рік тому

    17:36 That reference was so out of nowhere but i liked it, James 😂

  • @Octane-wi3ew
    @Octane-wi3ew Рік тому +2

    Me after mixing up bird box and quiet place: Well guess I’ll die

    • @q12aw50
      @q12aw50 Рік тому

      Helen Keller movie

  • @ww2isjtc56
    @ww2isjtc56 5 років тому +764

    Gary: *opens windows*
    Olympia: *accidentally looks*
    Also Olympia: YEET
    Edit: thanks for all the likes I’m surprised how fast it grew and yes her name is Olympia not Olivia
    2nd edit: ik it's quite late but 815 (814 if I didn't like my own comment XD) wow this is my most liked comment ever

    • @aliburgess8608
      @aliburgess8608 5 років тому +1

      Her name is Olivia

    • @pent916
      @pent916 5 років тому +3

      wait.. I THOUGHT IT WAS OLIVIA

    • @aliburgess8608
      @aliburgess8608 5 років тому

      @Nick M watch the movie if you don't believe me. I've seen it twice

    • @K1NGOF419
      @K1NGOF419 5 років тому +2

      Her name is Olympia

    • @angelinasaysxd9195
      @angelinasaysxd9195 5 років тому +1

      @Ali burgess,I have seen the movie.The girls name is Olympia and the boys name is Tom..

  • @NopeTryAgain17
    @NopeTryAgain17 5 років тому +550

    I was pissed when Gary killed everyone

  • @jaxonguevarez8387
    @jaxonguevarez8387 3 роки тому +11

    This would be a good movie if they put more of the past in it

  • @TheBensonMalone
    @TheBensonMalone 2 роки тому

    this was the first kill count i watched, thank god it got recommended to me 3 years ago, i’ve been watching ever since

  • @kenna9786
    @kenna9786 5 років тому +718

    “She knows beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she beholdin a machete”

  • @captainnuggie1831
    @captainnuggie1831 5 років тому +825

    Mgk took off his blindfold and saw Eminem

  • @horrormoviegamer2145
    @horrormoviegamer2145 2 роки тому +1

    This was the first video I have ever seen by Dead Meat & I saw it around the time this video came out.

  • @sandwichdoge
    @sandwichdoge Рік тому +3

    This movie is the definition of "If I can't see myself, nobody can see me"

  • @bobinbuckley
    @bobinbuckley 5 років тому +249

    2018: *snatching weaves*
    2019: *snatching blindfolds*

  • @UnKnown-il1xw
    @UnKnown-il1xw 4 роки тому +1380

    “A rapper who’s got beef with Eminem”
    Idk why but that part still cracks me up 😂😂

    • @mr.lololol5798
      @mr.lololol5798 4 роки тому +4

      - UnKnown - it’s MGK

    • @UnKnown-il1xw
      @UnKnown-il1xw 4 роки тому +7

      MR. LOLOLOL I know it’s MGK

    • @Mazi511
      @Mazi511 4 роки тому +11

      The low key shade 😥😥😂😂😂

    • @HinaElevirst
      @HinaElevirst 4 роки тому +2

      - UnKnown - that part played when I saw this

    • @hellothere5843
      @hellothere5843 4 роки тому

      @@UnKnown-il1xw who?

  • @acreepshowonelmstreet6381
    @acreepshowonelmstreet6381 2 роки тому +3

    Lil fun fact the last attacker to get killed at 16:35 is David Dastmalchian who has already been on the kill count as lonny/Lonnie in the belko experiment

  • @fourandahalf8331
    @fourandahalf8331 3 роки тому +3

    I love all these They Might be Giants references

  • @lowcarbcomedy
    @lowcarbcomedy 5 років тому +2145

    I always get Strawberry and Riboflavin confused 😜

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  5 років тому +262

      Let it be known that Zoran here came up with that joke while editing for me!

    • @lowcarbcomedy
      @lowcarbcomedy 5 років тому +89

      @@DeadMeat Oh you, I just couldn't stand by and let those poor children think that's what actual strawberries taste like.

    • @asleepyho5-865
      @asleepyho5-865 5 років тому +6

      Dead Meat 💜

    • @ocellarissaurus6720
      @ocellarissaurus6720 5 років тому +9

      @@lowcarbcomedy omg I friggin love your social medisochist video!

    • @lowcarbcomedy
      @lowcarbcomedy 5 років тому +15

      Ocellaris Saurus thank you! so excited to be filming the sequel in 20 days!

  • @Batman-cq6ee
    @Batman-cq6ee 5 років тому +1937

    Just imagine how happy blind people would be

    • @mcslrtzquicklebrym2nd860
      @mcslrtzquicklebrym2nd860 5 років тому +69

      Yeh but they are more lucky if they can do echolocation!!! did i spell it right??

    • @agerestriction2069
      @agerestriction2069 5 років тому +18

      McSlrtz Quicklebrym 2nd yeah you spelled it right

    • @Miaumuuusculos
      @Miaumuuusculos 5 років тому +59

      Man they be like : ha.. noobs

    • @9zead
      @9zead 5 років тому +39

      All my friends and family may have killed them selves but at least I can die alone. What a joyous world

    • @igor5158
      @igor5158 5 років тому +4

      Blind 0l arent actually blind. They can still see shapes n light

  • @marisamunizz
    @marisamunizz Рік тому

    I freaking luv when James says “aww das nice” 😂