The Most Wonderfully Absurd Coffee Brewer Ever Made
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- Опубліковано 23 бер 2021
- You too can Bripe: www.briping.com
This was just meant to be some fun, mostly at my expense. I would love to hear from other fellow Bripe enthusiasts though....
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I like the idea, but due to my heavy coffee consumption I think instead of a Bripe, a Brong would suit me much better.
😂😂😂😂😂
Haha yes indeed! 🤣
Haha, too funny 😂. Imagine using coffee as bilge water.
Yeah. Yup. yes.
Oh chit, I'd be ripping that brong every morning bro!
it was a joke, until hoffman contacted them, so they ignored his email for two weeks while they actually made the bripe
100% true!
I can’t find one anywhere 🤷♂️
I want this to be true in the worst way!
No way! I wanted to buy one!
Please, could someone recommend a good coffee place in Kent area? I really like coffee but I don't know any good coffee shops. I'm making espresso at home but on a cheap machine and with supermarket bought beans. I can't invest hundreds of pounds in a proper equipment but would like to try a professionally made cup of coffee. I would go there after all the restrictions are lifted. Thanks.
"You couldn't bripe in metric" is one of the best sentences I've ever heard.
Made up for the beard cowardice from earlier. Re-earned my like.
It would make a great T-shirt.
I came here for this xD
Playing right in to Hames' hands....
You're God-damned right 😎🇺🇲
"You're just going to take a test tube of coffee like a normal person." Finally someone who understands me.
Duh. You're just briping
you're at a festival. it's 6am. you're stumbling back to your tent. you bump into a bearded hoffmann. he hands you the bripe. life is good.
Sip, sip, pass.
🤣
@@jaemarie0 Don't bogart that bright!
Top ten in my list of things that needs to happen at a festival now......
🤣🤣🤣🤓🤪
"You can't Bripe in Metric..."
Too good
Challenge accepted
I actually spat my coffee out at that comment.
The best line
metric is way too mainstream
Lol, exactly! 😂
once you start to bripe your coffee addiction is quite serious, my brother briped for almost 2 years it was so sad when he pulled out his coffee paraphernalia in front of freinds and family, he ignored our pleas to get help. We finally had an intervention and I am happy to say he has been off the bripe for over a year
I’m so scared my family knows I’m on the bripe again
I enjoy joining people for smoke breaks at work but usually bring a coffee since I don't smoke. I absolutely need this
“He’s brewing an awkward Aeropress”
Well, of course he is, because you have not bestowed a tutorial upon us.
This is so hilarious. james have to read this 😂
At this point I feel he would be giving in by giving us an aeropress tutorial.
"bestowed", oh yeah there is no more appropriate word for it!
Awkward forrest aeropress tutorial next please?
Yeah, James! Give us what we want!
Comment section: AEROPRESS! AEROPRESS!
James: so today I put on a fake beard and brewed coffee in a pipe
At this point, it's for the meme. And I'm here for it.
And 06:27
@@Zichelson1 me too, I already have Aeroprecipe pinned to my iPad’s home screen and learned a couple of recipes but I just find this meme amusing to no end
@@RiveTheRat Try Aeromatic from App Store, I find it easier to use. You can take notes next to each recipe and there are timers built in the app for each recipe. You can also make your own and it looks really good.
@@Zoie853 "I just want you to know that I _could_ have reviewed the Aeropress out here. But I didn't."
I appreciate the humor in this episode. I am concerned that the bripe could be a gateway to stronger and stranger brews.
Good one 😅
A witty bunch of commenters are adding to the humor!
when the next kit you buy has a spoon and a needle you know it's time to stop...
The coffee and the damage done
@@user-zg4vy4im8y Heh heh... Yes, and what was that about "Joe Monkey's life is a setting sun"? Better call Mr. Young...
I have one. The final coffee is okay. But the real fun is in the conversations it starts. I’ve briped at many outdoor cafes in Europe. People walking by are curious and can’t resist asking about it.
If you actually do this on the regular be mindful of cumulative copper poisoning.
Usually we only use copper piping for water since it is pH neutral.
Coffee on the other hand is quite acidic and can actually dissolve some copper. I bet the inside of your bripe is much shinier than its outside
@@horrorhotel1999 I wonder if tinning the bripe is/was possible.
You use your own bripe whilst sitting at a café? Are the staff happy with that? Seems similar to bringing your own grill to a steakhouse.
@@jephh I doubt they know whats happening. It's like going to a BBQ joint and bringing a miniature grill in your glasses.
Go to a cafe, order some breakfast, eggs and ham, and then pull out your Bripe and bripe away. Nothing to it.
you could bripe weed innit couldnt you
My therapist: Hipster Hoffmann is not real and he cannot hurt you.
Hipster Hoffmann: 0:22
Hipster Hoffmann is redundant as regular Hoffmann is already Hoffmann :D
The existence of Hipster Hoffmann implies the existence of the non-hipster Hoffman
It's the awkward stare for me
i can hear the "i can assure you i'm real and quite well actually, though you have over extracted your brew for today and that just won't do..."
That’s enough for me today. I turn off the internet.
“You couldn’t bripe in metric” is the most sensical thing I’ve heard all day
It's my out of context quote of the day!
tsk tsk, still weighs the beans in grams...
a true briping is done without weighing anything, flag swaying in the wind behind you, surrounded by bald eagles, with a gun in your other hand
Also "Is IT briping, or am *I* briping? Are we both briping?"
This video is GOLD
I have a special place in my heart for the Bripe, because this video that my wife shared with me as “Isn’t this absurd?” is how I discovered James and Hames and so much about making amazing coffee.
Use good beans. Grind coarse. Brew to 185 degrees. Blow bubbles before you drink and you will get No grit and you will get an amazing full-bodied 30g few sips of coffee! I love it. I did weigh my beans and water though. Lol.
If you're smoking your coffee with a crack torch, you've gone too far.
Mom says its for Crème Brûlèe 😉
@@micheleolson9914 it's "brûlée" actually.
hahah
Best comment
@@physh Huh, I thought it was Crème crack.
"You couldn't bripe, in metric!" Is now my favourite UA-cam moment.
Mine to I busted out laughing at that
Why the random comma?
@@sgtfatboy1 *too
There must be a name for metric briping.
Yep. I let out a very audible laugh at work hearing that.
"You're not weird, you're just Briping" I really enjoy the absurdity of it all.
I was in the woods today, in an area surrounded by tourists, and shops, but couldn't find coffee ANYWHERE. The coffee shops were closed. I wanted coffee in the woods, and then I accidentally found this. I love the absurdity of it and it might actually be practical for me in the future. I think I need to buy more flannel
This was fantastic!
The word Bripe was used 23 times
Briped was used 2x
& Briping was used 5 times.
Only 23, I guessed at a much higher Bripe Count.
@@kingsfurneaux6313 RIght? The video felt Bripier
Damn it, someone beat me to it, lmao
Lockdown is tough on all of us ;)
that sounds about bripe to me
“We’re in the woods. Who’s weighting water in the woods?”
*Proceeds to weight coffee beans*
he didnt weigh the water. that would be weird
well yeah, we're not complete animals
If anyone would weigh water in the woods, it would be James
one of the greatest thing I ever saw... James Hoffmann in the woods with a beard... drinking coffee out of a pipe... Like an addict. 🤣😂🤣
It is a rare occasion that you come across a fully functional gimmick. Excellent stuff, I want one.
Same, haha
My drug awareness program in school warned me about this. Briping is a gateway drug to instant coffee.
Next thing you know you're snorting caffeine powder cut with MSG.
In sure this could be used to smoke multiple substances.
Instant Coffee. Not. Even. Once.
@@AllaMortify Uncle Roger approves
Dcow, it's 5:18am in Colorado Springs Colorado.
That was genuinely funny.
I needed that. Thank you
"This isn't the first time I've briped, I was briping before it was even cool."
*Unicycles off into the sunset*
@@nadaso8819 there's dozens of us!
I think James secretly enjoyed hipstering for this video. Apparently, he left the unicycle at home for this one be a it had a flat and he rode his penny farthing.
I laughed through every single quip in this video. Probably because you have such a reputation for seriousness about your brews. What fun!
I love that he has fun with his content and himself. A voice like Charles Attenborough and a parallel knowledge of coffee.
“You couldn’t bripe in metric” - this is my favorite video.
Nice profile pic my dude
@@whirled_peas my brother
Yes!
Sherlock sat back in his chair, pondering how the hipster was murdered in his hermetically sealed nanobrewery, leaving no traces. "This is a two bripe problem" he exclaimed.
Man this is an underrated comment
Sherlock: " Say what Watkins?"
@Slavery is Freedom, War is Peace lol, hard to do. Copper is an essential part of human diet.
"... and so I needed to make a video that equaled the intensity of the glorious absurdity, which is why I'm wearing a beard."
"... you couldn't bripe in METRIC"
I nearly spat out my coffee. Your videos aren't only immensely educational, but this video truly was as absurd as the bripe. Well done!
Nothing better than a cup of instant coffee in the woods. Change my mind
"This isn't the first time I briped. I've briped before. You can't do your first time on camera."
That dry, subliminal British humor
After that line I immediately thought well I've seen plenty of videos to suggest that your first time can indeed be on camera
James just had more fun playing with a Bripe than he did with $30,000 worth of grinders.
Without the context of this vid it sounds like this comment should be on some weed video 😂
That is actually pretty profound
If you made pre-weighed sachels of grounds it would simplify the brew when off the path. I would add that you would want to heat the bottom rim of the cup to ensure even heat. I believe that is one of the funtions of the conical cavity.
Yes, their website clearly shows heating from the bottom, and that makes sense.
“Bripin’ in the boys room. Yes indeed we was bripin’ in the boys room.”
Their website literally has a banner at the top that says: "Due to James Hoffman's review ready stock is low - orders will be back ordered".
LOLOL that's awesome!
I just saw that. That is hilarious 😂
I like these people.. They know how to live life
I'm part of that problem. I bought one like 11 minutes after this video was released.
Ahaha! I came here to post a screenshot of it and go "oh dear! what have you done?!", but there's always going to be someone else first... ;)
There's a message on the very top of their website stating "Due to James Hoffmann's review ready stock is low- Orders will be BACK ORDERED". You, James, are officially the Bripe guy now. All Bripers will Bripe to the likes of your Bripe. Thanks for this.
This is the most delightfully silly video about coffee I've watched in a while. I can't stop smiling. There's something so lovely and absurd about the phrase "You couldn't bripe in metric!" and it makes me laugh.
I completed a drinking game - every time James said Bripe I had a shot of espresso. I'm faster than my thoughts now
"Yer not weird; yer just briping."
"I do feel there's no rules when you bripe."
"You couldn't bripe in metric."
Brilliance all around
"You can't do your first time on camera"
Further wisdom
He’s a man who understands the spirit of the thing.
"You're just going to take a test tube of coffee like a normal person"
James Hoffman 2021
That made me laugh more than I should
You're not the boss of me, James!
"You're not w e i r d, you're just Briping."
_proceeds to hand-grind coffee_
You couldn't bripe in metric
Fabulous review! You matched the absurdity of the bripe with your own amusing absurdity, which was tremendously fun to watch. Bravo!
My absolute favorite moment is when James says "It's briping time". And starts briping all over the place. Definitely one of the moment of all time.😂
OK. So there is two guys in a woods. One of them is holding a crack pipe, and starting to smoke coffee. The other one is makeing a coffee injection with a huge syringe that called Aeropress.
--"Dude, are you shure that caffeine is not an addictive thing?"
--"Naaahh, we wount go that far".
lol!!!!
HAHAH thats a good one
I cried laughing at this image
I couldn't imagine having to explain to someone who stumbled upon me how I was brewing coffee and I wasn't smoking crack wearing a fake beard in the woods.
At first it I was shocking and I was waiting for him to joke about cooking crack, but then I thought of the normalcy of yerba mate's bombilla.
Pretty sure I'd have already called the cops if I didn't know it was James 😂
the camera in front of him changes everything
fake beard is optional
Your delight at this stupid thing is so much fun. I most likely won't bripe, but I'm so glad to have seen you do it!
~Trav
"Like a normal person" are words that are hard to take at face value, coming from this man.
The coffee device for those living in Middle Earth.
A Bripe goes well at second breakfast.
😂😂😂😂
hot brown morning potion
Yo Hoshnasi! Funny seeing you here!
Gotta break out some of the Old Toby after one of those 👍🏼
3:40 "who is weighing water in the woods, not this guy" - Proceeds to weigh his beans.... You are golden James!
He's not a monster.
I’d grind before I left the house on this occasion 😂
And GRIND them, mind you.
@@goudagirl6095 after saying you arent handgrinding in the woods, your just briping
I don't get the whole thing anyway with wanting to weigh the water, because you can be pretty accurate with volume. It's magic, really, 1 ml of water is 1 gram. Or, above 4 deg C, 0.99 g until its temp exceeds 45 deg or thereabouts. So if you know the volume of any container, such as the inside of your water bottle lid, you can probably approximate a decent measure if you've weighed out your coffee. Or indeed, start with the volume of your bripe to where you fill it, and adjust your coffee dose accordingly.
plus it's copper and that just makes water taste better. this video really brought out your sense of humor and it's delightful
Something about how much coffee this thing makes gives me juice box vibes and that’s amazing
"I don't like this guy. He's too pretentious and a coffee snob"
James: "Hold my beard"
criminally underrated comment
😂
🤣
So... I just looked at their website. Turns out you forgot a part of step 6 which might be the reason for your unpleasant first sip: blowing into the pipe to make bubbles! (Which, let's be honest, sounds like a ton of fun anyways)
Blowing into the pipe after it's brewed? That's just asking to spill it everywhere, I suppose spilled coffee in the woods is alright though, no need to clean it up
@@andreaoak you dont blow your lungs out, just a mild push to make the grounds go outta the way and then drink!
he was supposed to heat it from underneath the bripe not from the side which is why the heat didn't distribute evenly thus less extraction
@@hotto5150 i love freebasing coffee in the morning 😅
@hotto
Agreed 👍.....
It was my first thought with that "Torch and Pipe" out in the middle of nowhere?
What's he smoking?
Thank you, UA-cam for bringing this gem back around to me. What a deliciously pleasant video to indulge in!
that bear makes you look like a hipster rabbi... I like it.
Fun fact; that is almost exactly the way that "mate" in south America used to be. Nowadays, mate is made with "yerbamate" (Ilex Paraguariensis) exclusively. In the old days, was done with coffe, cinnamon and clove... and sometimes insted of hot water (70 -80 C), was made with milk.
Cheers from Argentina
God help you if you get pulled over in south Florida by the cops with that set up on you.
"You're smoking what son?"
"No sir officer, I am BRIPING. Yes, with a large butane torch, yes sir and test tube...and the extra deep insulated copper pipe, yes sir."
(Officer clicks his walkie): "Imma need some back up here"
This reality (I'm in TX -- not THAT far away from FL, culturally), and the $60 price tag is the only thing blocking me from ordering one right now.
quite pricey. Maybe because of the torch because the pipe is a joke.
Do it in Los Angeles and you’ll have baseheads coming out the woodwork asking for a hit ....
@@RamLaska you'll be chasing after that first bripe for the rest of your days, telling yourself: my NEXT bripe is my LAST. Once you fall into your routine, you'll MAKE TIME to bripe. Away from family and friends... in front of a bathroom mirror you will catch a glimpse of yourself cooking with your torch. You may ask yourself: is THIS what I expected when I first picked up the bripe? It won't matter. You will finish that bripe. You will only put it down when you are ready.
@@1101agaoj 🤣🤣🤣
it's remarkable that the word bripe never stopped being funny over the course of this video
I take it for what it is. Simple fun for when we go out.
Since years, I use my Wacaco minipresso GR right here at home. Much more fun than pressing a button!. This Christmas I made the espressos for 2 sons, right there at the table in front of them.
They ain't ever gonna forget that !
Everything has it's place...
I'm saving up for one !
Great invention
Great video. THANKS
I want to see the Bripe again! Thumbs up!
Is no one going to talk about how perfectly he nailed the fit? The straight leg denim with the huge cuffs, Red Wings, Carharrt. The attention to detail, man, hahaha.
Ohhhh, the cuffs are "A Thing". I was wondering why a man of James' stature would need to have turn-ups in his jeans. I didn't previously know that it was a hipster style choice.
Catharrt jacket!!! Hilarious.
I thought "Red Wings" meant the hockey team, and being from Detroit was wondering if (combined with Carhartt) there was some sort of Detroit hipster revolution going on I didn't know about.
I now feel compelled to use the phrase: “Does a hipster bripe in the woods.”
If a hipster bripes in the woods and no one's around, would it make a sound?
@@Malarki_ Oh you'll hear about it alright. They'll never shut up about it the next time you meet.
Underrated comment! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If a hipster briped in the woods and no one was there the hipster would make a UA-cam tutorial. (And wear a fake beard to show his hipsterness)
I want to see the video of James explaining to the authorities why he is taking test tubes of _coffee_ in to the woods.
James to police: _there’s no rules with the Bripe_
I can see this being big in the LARP/ Steampunk community. Instead of Gandalf smoking tobacco, it'll be Gondolt sipping his bripe.
This video reminds me that all of us can become entrepreneurs, as long as you come up with a unique idea. There will always be people who will buy it. Doesn't matter how crazy the idea is, it will sell. In fact, the crazier the better. The craziness is the point. Trying to become an entrepreneur by introducing an idea which is just a slight variation of an already existing idea, like a new beer or jewellery, will result in stiff competition. But an idea which is sufficiently different from existing ones, no matter how silly, will find buyers.
"You're not weird, you're not taking a hand grinder with you. You're just briping."
2:59 LOL that line
"Who's weighing water in the woods? Not this guy.”
smash cut to weighing beans 3:37
I gotta get one of these...
Thanks for bringing this awesome device to our attention.
I don’t know how I’ve only just found this video, but this is GOLD! I’ve watched it twice because it made me laugh so much. And now I kind of want to buy a Bripe, just so I can keep laughing to myself every time I attempt using it.
Thank you for making this video! Made my week!
"You're just going to take a test tube of coffee like a normal person."
Well, that broke me.
I have a friend who used to carry around caffeine powder in a test tube in his breast pocket. Make of that what you will.
Good cover story from your wide eyed fast talking friend...
Hoffmann videos two days in a row?? What did we do to deserve this blessing
Came here to say that
He covers up the lack of Aeropress reciepie video XD
He was Briped .
still no aeropress tho
Instead of Bripeing all by yourself, a much more communal way is to grab a few friends and gather around and have a good ol' Brookah sesh. I can see it now Brookah bars opening up in all the trendy places around the world.
this is the most entertained i have been from UA-cam in a long time.
“You’re not weird, you’re just briping.” - Best line.
I'm partial to "you cannot bripe in metric"
He's said So Many "Bripes" that it starts to haunt me now LOL
When you want to fit in at a party where everyone is smoking, so you just bust out that beard and start briping vigorously
Surely a Brong is the way for a party?
Vigorously is the only way to bripe
@@jordandurham8951 Gravity brong or just brew it in an apple?
why broke when you can brape?
This just made me feel an unexpected amount of joy. Thank you for making me feel lighthearted, i really appreciate.
As a bearded outdoorsman living rurally in Canada, a small wardrobe tip: Rolled cuffs are a no no. They fill with all manner of forest detritus, and act as a collection vessel for ticks. Cheers!
"Hello 911 - what's your emergency?"
"Yeah, um, I think there's a mountain hippie in my backyard smoking crack. And he brought a camera crew."
"who's weighing water in the woods?" Well if not James Hoffman then most probably noone at all.
And the next instant he is weighing his coffee beans in the woods. XD
I do.
This is probably one of the most fun videos I have seen in a while! Got a solid laugh and enjoyed seeing the sillier side of James.
This was the first video of yours I found. I don’t remember how long ago. Then I found your regular stuff, eventually. I just found this again. It’s a hoot. Thanks!
"you're not weird, you're not bringing a grinder"
Every Norwegian outdoorsy enthusiast is immediately insulted by the very implication that they wouldn't trek 3 days with coffee beans, grinder, aeropress and 1870's waffle iron.
Waffle iron? You make waffles in the woods!? Cool
@@ronbuil6923 in the woods, on the mountains. Norwegians love their heart shaped scandinavian waffles :D
@@ronbuil6923 can confirm, we actually trek outdoors with beans, grinders, mocca pots, old cast waffle irons you can hold over the fire and a thermos full of waffle batter.
@@MyGuruLife My back hurts just from reading this.
@@k-leb4671 Oh, the waffle iron only weighs like 3 kg. You don't even notice it.
"You couldn't Bripe in metric" - The most hipster in a pub having an argument sentence of 2021.
So far
what's a pub in 2021? does those still exist?
I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.
@@BrianSantero It's one of those places you get takeout from.
I have watched maybe 20 of your videos.
I have never thought I would like to hang out with you.
Until now…
this is why I pay your patreon. FOR THIS KIND OF CONTENT, JAMES!
YOU DID IT YOU MAD LAD! You listened to me after all these months. I LOVE YOU JAMES
I like this so much, very simple, looks and acts like a pipe, used for brewing and drinking, small size, and I guess it would be amazing to prepare turkish coffee outdoors which I drink the most
This is probably the happiest I've ever seen this man.
Within my circle of friends, we simply refer to James as "the Coffee Man."
We often say "oh the coffee man says to grind at this setting..." or "the coffee man said that you can make some tasty coffee this way..."
Today the Coffee Man smoked a coffee bong in the woods. Love it
we refer to him as J-Hoff
J-Hoff smoked a coffee bong in the woods👍
Nailed it!
I've used freshly brewed, cooled coffee to fill my bong before and smoked weed through the coffee, wasn't bad.
😂😂😂
He's Hoffee Boy in my circle lol
If there was ever a Hoffmann video that I wanted to see outtakes, it's this one. How did he say "you're just going to take a test tube of coffee like a normal person" with a straight face
Cause that's what normal people do
@@Baaagel Totally normal bipedal human things we all do.
Man, I loved everything about this video. Thanks for the upload.
I imagine that in some alternate timeline there is a long cultural history of briping, but in the fast-paced modern times the bripe has been replaced with pre-packaged tubular brigs that have pre-measured water and coffee with some barrier between them that breaks down when heated (and has bad carcinogenic chemicals, of course).
I have not laughed this hard in a long time. I came here after watching the Brad Pitt commercial because I had no idea what this weird straw thing at the end was. I've been binging a lot of the more serious videos lately and was not expecting the comedic genius to be turned up to eleven.
I love the whole premise of the video, and it perfectly suits the bripe. The cherry on top is that it actually does appear to be a decent product that suits a very particular need. The brewing experience is certainly an important part of the enjoyment of coffee, and the bripe looks quite fun.
"Yes, senator, I did go through a bripping phase in my youth. But I assure you I never weighed."
“You couldn’t Bripe in metric” Brilliant!!!!
My favourite line for sure!
Absolutely delightful video! Thank you so much!
Okay, that’s definitely the best coffee video you’ve done. Enjoy all of them, and find your content extremely informative, but that was the one that had me smiling and laughing throughout. Well done.
“We’re not doing Santa in the woods making coffee, caus that’s just weird”
Yes Mr.Hoffman that’s the fine line that crosses in to weird territory.
If there had been snow on the ground it would have been completely normal
#newbandname
Somehow I now WANT Santa Bripeing in the woods. 🎅
The fake beard is amazing, and I literally laughed out loud at work.
same here :-D
Actually almost fell off my chair when I saw it!
me four
I saw the carharts and knew this was going to be amazing, but boy that beard was hilarious
@Colin Deal At least he had a hat on to hide his not-so-subtle haircut.
This is like an An Unhelpful James Hoffmann Summary but like its actually happening
"You couldn't Bripe in metric," has me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣
I took a shot of coffee everytime he said Bripe, it's day 6 and I'm still awake
😆😆
i just finished a brewing of 9 cups of cuban coffee in a moka pot... challenge accepted