The Most Wonderfully Absurd Coffee Brewer Ever Made

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  • @michaelg.294
    @michaelg.294 3 роки тому +10668

    I like the idea, but due to my heavy coffee consumption I think instead of a Bripe, a Brong would suit me much better.

    • @MySierraNevadaLife
      @MySierraNevadaLife 2 роки тому +120

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Not_a_number_
      @Not_a_number_ 2 роки тому +25

      Haha yes indeed! 🤣

    • @tezzanewton
      @tezzanewton 2 роки тому +85

      Haha, too funny 😂. Imagine using coffee as bilge water.

    • @adsr3870
      @adsr3870 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah. Yup. yes.

    • @dylancarter8378
      @dylancarter8378 2 роки тому +96

      Oh chit, I'd be ripping that brong every morning bro!

  • @ferrerror
    @ferrerror 3 роки тому +5614

    you're at a festival. it's 6am. you're stumbling back to your tent. you bump into a bearded hoffmann. he hands you the bripe. life is good.

    • @jaemarie0
      @jaemarie0 3 роки тому +287

      Sip, sip, pass.

    • @Drewinvan
      @Drewinvan 3 роки тому +12

      🤣

    • @stevenr5149
      @stevenr5149 3 роки тому +36

      @@jaemarie0 Don't bogart that bright!

    • @Tetro767
      @Tetro767 3 роки тому +27

      Top ten in my list of things that needs to happen at a festival now......

    • @TrissyT73
      @TrissyT73 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤓🤪

  • @physh
    @physh 3 роки тому +3156

    “He’s brewing an awkward Aeropress”
    Well, of course he is, because you have not bestowed a tutorial upon us.

    • @vinoddubey9524
      @vinoddubey9524 3 роки тому +56

      This is so hilarious. james have to read this 😂

    • @alanlansdell7533
      @alanlansdell7533 3 роки тому +32

      At this point I feel he would be giving in by giving us an aeropress tutorial.

    • @CzaDevian
      @CzaDevian 3 роки тому +30

      "bestowed", oh yeah there is no more appropriate word for it!

    • @jarradhuxtable1716
      @jarradhuxtable1716 3 роки тому +23

      Awkward forrest aeropress tutorial next please?

    • @joshuahalls29
      @joshuahalls29 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, James! Give us what we want!

  • @someguy4262
    @someguy4262 2 роки тому +2764

    "You couldn't bripe in metric" is one of the best sentences I've ever heard.

    • @nayhem
      @nayhem 2 роки тому +23

      Made up for the beard cowardice from earlier. Re-earned my like.

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul 2 роки тому +16

      It would make a great T-shirt.

    • @klopakarus
      @klopakarus 2 роки тому +5

      I came here for this xD

    • @peterjensen6844
      @peterjensen6844 2 роки тому +3

      Playing right in to Hames' hands....

    • @PJSproductions97
      @PJSproductions97 2 роки тому +9

      You're God-damned right 😎🇺🇲

  • @emmereffing
    @emmereffing 3 роки тому +5982

    it was a joke, until hoffman contacted them, so they ignored his email for two weeks while they actually made the bripe

    • @Discipulus7
      @Discipulus7 3 роки тому +176

      100% true!

    • @topherj.kutsumann5420
      @topherj.kutsumann5420 3 роки тому +45

      I can’t find one anywhere 🤷‍♂️

    • @rachelkaminski4786
      @rachelkaminski4786 3 роки тому +99

      I want this to be true in the worst way!

    • @dujofficial1268
      @dujofficial1268 3 роки тому +13

      No way! I wanted to buy one!

    • @janis23
      @janis23 3 роки тому +4

      Please, could someone recommend a good coffee place in Kent area? I really like coffee but I don't know any good coffee shops. I'm making espresso at home but on a cheap machine and with supermarket bought beans. I can't invest hundreds of pounds in a proper equipment but would like to try a professionally made cup of coffee. I would go there after all the restrictions are lifted. Thanks.

  • @colefraser3745
    @colefraser3745 3 роки тому +1618

    "You can't Bripe in Metric..."
    Too good

  • @sohatyi
    @sohatyi 3 роки тому +893

    Sherlock sat back in his chair, pondering how the hipster was murdered in his hermetically sealed nanobrewery, leaving no traces. "This is a two bripe problem" he exclaimed.

    • @georgegardner7091
      @georgegardner7091 3 роки тому +6

      Man this is an underrated comment

    • @cyrusf.4039
      @cyrusf.4039 3 роки тому +8

      Sherlock: " Say what Watkins?"

    • @thorr18BEM
      @thorr18BEM 3 роки тому +3

      @Slavery is Freedom, War is Peace lol, hard to do. Copper is an essential part of human diet.

    • @Hobbes60
      @Hobbes60 Місяць тому +1

      I'm mad that I can only like this comment once lol

    • @sohatyi
      @sohatyi Місяць тому

      @hplebar I still haven't tried a bripe.

  • @srf2112
    @srf2112 2 роки тому +740

    "You're just going to take a test tube of coffee like a normal person." Finally someone who understands me.

  • @Jackiegoal
    @Jackiegoal 3 роки тому +580

    There's a message on the very top of their website stating "Due to James Hoffmann's review ready stock is low- Orders will be BACK ORDERED". You, James, are officially the Bripe guy now. All Bripers will Bripe to the likes of your Bripe. Thanks for this.

  • @VaterAyotte
    @VaterAyotte 3 роки тому +3543

    "You couldn't bripe, in metric!" Is now my favourite UA-cam moment.

    • @sgtfatboy1
      @sgtfatboy1 3 роки тому +31

      Mine to I busted out laughing at that

    • @yamanmustafa7574
      @yamanmustafa7574 3 роки тому +28

      Why the random comma?

    • @yamanmustafa7574
      @yamanmustafa7574 3 роки тому +4

      @@sgtfatboy1 *too

    • @RoduarRsrch
      @RoduarRsrch 3 роки тому +8

      There must be a name for metric briping.

    • @BodyBagSlam
      @BodyBagSlam 3 роки тому +5

      Yep. I let out a very audible laugh at work hearing that.

  • @mattybrews
    @mattybrews 2 роки тому +1098

    "Yer not weird; yer just briping."
    "I do feel there's no rules when you bripe."
    "You couldn't bripe in metric."
    Brilliance all around

    • @smeetb01
      @smeetb01 Рік тому +12

      "You can't do your first time on camera"
      Further wisdom

    • @NateB
      @NateB Рік тому +4

      He’s a man who understands the spirit of the thing.

  • @BILLY-px3hw
    @BILLY-px3hw 2 роки тому +150

    once you start to bripe your coffee addiction is quite serious, my brother briped for almost 2 years it was so sad when he pulled out his coffee paraphernalia in front of freinds and family, he ignored our pleas to get help. We finally had an intervention and I am happy to say he has been off the bripe for over a year

    • @Parzivle
      @Parzivle 11 місяців тому +11

      I’m so scared my family knows I’m on the bripe again

  • @tonyarcos4666
    @tonyarcos4666 3 роки тому +747

    “You couldn’t bripe in metric” is the most sensical thing I’ve heard all day

    • @MaurickSh
      @MaurickSh 3 роки тому +3

      It's my out of context quote of the day!

    • @MHChrono
      @MHChrono 3 роки тому +13

      tsk tsk, still weighs the beans in grams...
      a true briping is done without weighing anything, flag swaying in the wind behind you, surrounded by bald eagles, with a gun in your other hand

    • @RamLaska
      @RamLaska 3 роки тому +10

      Also "Is IT briping, or am *I* briping? Are we both briping?"
      This video is GOLD

  • @AtheistRising
    @AtheistRising 3 роки тому +270

    "This isn't the first time I've briped, I was briping before it was even cool."
    *Unicycles off into the sunset*

    • @jamesspurling
      @jamesspurling 3 роки тому +3

      @@nadaso8819 there's dozens of us!

    • @adamgriss2025
      @adamgriss2025 3 роки тому

      I think James secretly enjoyed hipstering for this video. Apparently, he left the unicycle at home for this one be a it had a flat and he rode his penny farthing.

  • @michaelluebcke9886
    @michaelluebcke9886 3 роки тому +827

    James just had more fun playing with a Bripe than he did with $30,000 worth of grinders.

    • @angusdoleman6997
      @angusdoleman6997 3 роки тому +23

      Without the context of this vid it sounds like this comment should be on some weed video 😂

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover 2 роки тому +4

      That is actually pretty profound

  • @brianhawthorne7603
    @brianhawthorne7603 2 роки тому +146

    I have a special place in my heart for the Bripe, because this video that my wife shared with me as “Isn’t this absurd?” is how I discovered James and Hames and so much about making amazing coffee.

  • @theparagonhouse6761
    @theparagonhouse6761 3 роки тому +871

    3:40 "who is weighing water in the woods, not this guy" - Proceeds to weigh his beans.... You are golden James!

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul 3 роки тому +19

      He's not a monster.

    • @mastermachetier5594
      @mastermachetier5594 3 роки тому +3

      I’d grind before I left the house on this occasion 😂

    • @goudagirl6095
      @goudagirl6095 3 роки тому +1

      And GRIND them, mind you.

    • @bloodseedrums
      @bloodseedrums 3 роки тому +1

      @@goudagirl6095 after saying you arent handgrinding in the woods, your just briping

    • @Trixtah
      @Trixtah 3 роки тому +4

      I don't get the whole thing anyway with wanting to weigh the water, because you can be pretty accurate with volume. It's magic, really, 1 ml of water is 1 gram. Or, above 4 deg C, 0.99 g until its temp exceeds 45 deg or thereabouts. So if you know the volume of any container, such as the inside of your water bottle lid, you can probably approximate a decent measure if you've weighed out your coffee. Or indeed, start with the volume of your bripe to where you fill it, and adjust your coffee dose accordingly.

  • @epv1
    @epv1 3 роки тому +291

    “You couldn’t bripe in metric” - this is my favorite video.

    • @whirled_peas
      @whirled_peas 3 роки тому +2

      Nice profile pic my dude

    • @epv1
      @epv1 3 роки тому +1

      @@whirled_peas my brother

    • @fscottqc
      @fscottqc 3 роки тому

      Yes!

  • @deadcoww
    @deadcoww 3 роки тому +666

    My drug awareness program in school warned me about this. Briping is a gateway drug to instant coffee.

    • @AllaMortify
      @AllaMortify 3 роки тому +43

      Next thing you know you're snorting caffeine powder cut with MSG.

    • @hcr32slider
      @hcr32slider 3 роки тому +2

      In sure this could be used to smoke multiple substances.

    • @leumas75
      @leumas75 3 роки тому +10

      Instant Coffee. Not. Even. Once.

    • @orgoldreich8902
      @orgoldreich8902 3 роки тому +3

      @@AllaMortify Uncle Roger approves

    • @christophersleight19
      @christophersleight19 3 роки тому +5

      Dcow, it's 5:18am in Colorado Springs Colorado.
      That was genuinely funny.
      I needed that. Thank you

  • @MrNoob_11
    @MrNoob_11 11 місяців тому +37

    I enjoy joining people for smoke breaks at work but usually bring a coffee since I don't smoke. I absolutely need this

    • @Chloe-qt8qw
      @Chloe-qt8qw Місяць тому

      Did you buy one ? I am trying to imagine your colleagues smoking and you briping

    • @Gulliolm
      @Gulliolm 16 днів тому

      We need answers!

  • @teolandon225
    @teolandon225 3 роки тому +2773

    My therapist: Hipster Hoffmann is not real and he cannot hurt you.
    Hipster Hoffmann: 0:22

    • @KunigasSuvirintojas
      @KunigasSuvirintojas 3 роки тому +77

      Hipster Hoffmann is redundant as regular Hoffmann is already Hoffmann :D

    • @iagocaldeira
      @iagocaldeira 3 роки тому +139

      The existence of Hipster Hoffmann implies the existence of the non-hipster Hoffman

    • @joshjgrant
      @joshjgrant 3 роки тому +12

      It's the awkward stare for me

    • @AliceRose1303
      @AliceRose1303 3 роки тому +23

      i can hear the "i can assure you i'm real and quite well actually, though you have over extracted your brew for today and that just won't do..."

    • @madrian_hello
      @madrian_hello 3 роки тому +18

      That’s enough for me today. I turn off the internet.

  • @RiveTheRat
    @RiveTheRat 3 роки тому +2161

    Comment section: AEROPRESS! AEROPRESS!
    James: so today I put on a fake beard and brewed coffee in a pipe

    • @HearsNoEvil
      @HearsNoEvil 3 роки тому +76

      At this point, it's for the meme. And I'm here for it.

    • @Zoie853
      @Zoie853 3 роки тому +22

      And 06:27

    • @RiveTheRat
      @RiveTheRat 3 роки тому +6

      @@HearsNoEvil me too, I already have Aeroprecipe pinned to my iPad’s home screen and learned a couple of recipes but I just find this meme amusing to no end

    • @csorgotom
      @csorgotom 3 роки тому +1

      @@RiveTheRat Try Aeromatic from App Store, I find it easier to use. You can take notes next to each recipe and there are timers built in the app for each recipe. You can also make your own and it looks really good.

    • @leocomerford
      @leocomerford 3 роки тому +17

      @@Zoie853 "I just want you to know that I _could_ have reviewed the Aeropress out here. But I didn't."

  • @nickolaypalamarchuk4100
    @nickolaypalamarchuk4100 3 роки тому +584

    OK. So there is two guys in a woods. One of them is holding a crack pipe, and starting to smoke coffee. The other one is makeing a coffee injection with a huge syringe that called Aeropress.
    --"Dude, are you shure that caffeine is not an addictive thing?"
    --"Naaahh, we wount go that far".

    • @RamLaska
      @RamLaska 3 роки тому +5

      lol!!!!

    • @ronylee11
      @ronylee11 3 роки тому +4

      HAHAH thats a good one

    • @lucasb409
      @lucasb409 3 роки тому +5

      I cried laughing at this image

  • @waitingforspring317
    @waitingforspring317 2 роки тому +16

    Use good beans. Grind coarse. Brew to 185 degrees. Blow bubbles before you drink and you will get No grit and you will get an amazing full-bodied 30g few sips of coffee! I love it. I did weigh my beans and water though. Lol.

  • @PatrickDrinksCoffee
    @PatrickDrinksCoffee 3 роки тому +419

    I couldn't imagine having to explain to someone who stumbled upon me how I was brewing coffee and I wasn't smoking crack wearing a fake beard in the woods.

    • @Ma_Ba
      @Ma_Ba 3 роки тому +16

      At first it I was shocking and I was waiting for him to joke about cooking crack, but then I thought of the normalcy of yerba mate's bombilla.

    • @eviebr83
      @eviebr83 3 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure I'd have already called the cops if I didn't know it was James 😂

    • @pixelfairy
      @pixelfairy 3 роки тому +3

      the camera in front of him changes everything

    • @floccinaucci
      @floccinaucci 3 роки тому +1

      fake beard is optional

  • @Sully2
    @Sully2 3 роки тому +368

    This was fantastic!
    The word Bripe was used 23 times
    Briped was used 2x
    & Briping was used 5 times.

    • @kingsfurneaux6313
      @kingsfurneaux6313 3 роки тому +11

      Only 23, I guessed at a much higher Bripe Count.

    • @willzarem
      @willzarem 3 роки тому +24

      @@kingsfurneaux6313 RIght? The video felt Bripier

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 3 роки тому +2

      Damn it, someone beat me to it, lmao

    • @tutelarius
      @tutelarius 3 роки тому +4

      Lockdown is tough on all of us ;)

    • @acehighjohn1759
      @acehighjohn1759 3 роки тому +5

      that sounds about bripe to me

  • @DarkAngelEU
    @DarkAngelEU 3 роки тому +576

    "This isn't the first time I briped. I've briped before. You can't do your first time on camera."
    That dry, subliminal British humor

    • @gagecoffey7385
      @gagecoffey7385 3 роки тому +10

      After that line I immediately thought well I've seen plenty of videos to suggest that your first time can indeed be on camera

  • @CaskStrength777
    @CaskStrength777 2 роки тому +58

    I was in the woods today, in an area surrounded by tourists, and shops, but couldn't find coffee ANYWHERE. The coffee shops were closed. I wanted coffee in the woods, and then I accidentally found this. I love the absurdity of it and it might actually be practical for me in the future. I think I need to buy more flannel

  • @spies444
    @spies444 3 роки тому +152

    "You're not weird, you're not taking a hand grinder with you. You're just briping."
    2:59 LOL that line

  • @AMTunLimited
    @AMTunLimited 3 роки тому +231

    For those of you keeping track, the instructions on the website now say to blow bubbles before your first sip, presumably because of the grit issue.

  • @dnldnl
    @dnldnl 3 роки тому +123

    this is why I pay your patreon. FOR THIS KIND OF CONTENT, JAMES!

  • @Kyocus
    @Kyocus 2 роки тому +56

    "You're not weird, you're just Briping" I really enjoy the absurdity of it all.

  • @tpotshax8703
    @tpotshax8703 3 роки тому +328

    "you're not weird, you're not taking a hand grinder with you, you're just briping" Somehow this line just slayed me. so matter of fact.

    • @brentmakes
      @brentmakes 3 роки тому +17

      Especially since he brought a hand grinder with him!

    • @charlesfrost3392
      @charlesfrost3392 3 роки тому +2

      😂 that line got me

    • @jonasghafur4940
      @jonasghafur4940 3 роки тому +2

      Straight briping bro

    • @goshohgosh4568
      @goshohgosh4568 3 роки тому +1

      I ugly laugh. Very cool.

    • @steelonius
      @steelonius 3 роки тому

      This whole review was hysterical. That line got me too!

  • @HamRadioCrashCourse
    @HamRadioCrashCourse 3 роки тому +2734

    The coffee device for those living in Middle Earth.

    • @theeoarsman921
      @theeoarsman921 3 роки тому +96

      A Bripe goes well at second breakfast.

    • @paweandruchowycz8628
      @paweandruchowycz8628 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @samsowden
      @samsowden 3 роки тому +12

      hot brown morning potion

    • @RamLaska
      @RamLaska 3 роки тому +8

      Yo Hoshnasi! Funny seeing you here!

    • @musicandcoffee2853
      @musicandcoffee2853 3 роки тому +6

      Gotta break out some of the Old Toby after one of those 👍🏼

  • @lukastreuer8121
    @lukastreuer8121 3 роки тому +490

    When you want to fit in at a party where everyone is smoking, so you just bust out that beard and start briping vigorously

    • @jordandurham8951
      @jordandurham8951 3 роки тому +21

      Surely a Brong is the way for a party?

    • @abramthau558
      @abramthau558 3 роки тому +7

      Vigorously is the only way to bripe

    • @scottleggejr
      @scottleggejr 3 роки тому +3

      @@jordandurham8951 Gravity brong or just brew it in an apple?

    • @fduranthesee
      @fduranthesee 2 роки тому

      why broke when you can brape?

  • @jvallas
    @jvallas 2 роки тому +59

    I laughed through every single quip in this video. Probably because you have such a reputation for seriousness about your brews. What fun!

  • @NLLHW
    @NLLHW 3 роки тому +209

    Is no one going to talk about how perfectly he nailed the fit? The straight leg denim with the huge cuffs, Red Wings, Carharrt. The attention to detail, man, hahaha.

    • @wsc7848
      @wsc7848 3 роки тому +6

      Ohhhh, the cuffs are "A Thing". I was wondering why a man of James' stature would need to have turn-ups in his jeans. I didn't previously know that it was a hipster style choice.

    • @dfriendperc
      @dfriendperc 3 роки тому +3

      Catharrt jacket!!! Hilarious.

    • @timjakobcic4707
      @timjakobcic4707 3 роки тому

      I thought "Red Wings" meant the hockey team, and being from Detroit was wondering if (combined with Carhartt) there was some sort of Detroit hipster revolution going on I didn't know about.

  • @ColKlim98
    @ColKlim98 3 роки тому +166

    Hoffmann videos two days in a row?? What did we do to deserve this blessing

  • @ttogreh
    @ttogreh 3 роки тому +610

    "You're just going to take a test tube of coffee like a normal person."
    Well, that broke me.

    • @jannepeltonen2036
      @jannepeltonen2036 2 роки тому +2

      I have a friend who used to carry around caffeine powder in a test tube in his breast pocket. Make of that what you will.

    • @bootstrapperwilson7687
      @bootstrapperwilson7687 2 роки тому

      Good cover story from your wide eyed fast talking friend...

  • @MLE_blue
    @MLE_blue 2 роки тому +11

    I love that he has fun with his content and himself. A voice like Charles Attenborough and a parallel knowledge of coffee.

  • @clintow
    @clintow 3 роки тому +507

    "You're just going to take a test tube of coffee like a normal person"
    James Hoffman 2021

    • @setemic
      @setemic 3 роки тому +9

      That made me laugh more than I should

    • @tomdavis6118
      @tomdavis6118 3 роки тому +4

      You're not the boss of me, James!

    • @dashidash
      @dashidash 3 роки тому +4

      "You're not w e i r d, you're just Briping."

    • @leocomerford
      @leocomerford 3 роки тому +2

      _proceeds to hand-grind coffee_

    • @AndrewCiszczon
      @AndrewCiszczon 3 роки тому +1

      You couldn't bripe in metric

  • @は私です彼の名前
    @は私です彼の名前 3 роки тому +253

    God help you if you get pulled over in south Florida by the cops with that set up on you.
    "You're smoking what son?"
    "No sir officer, I am BRIPING. Yes, with a large butane torch, yes sir and test tube...and the extra deep insulated copper pipe, yes sir."
    (Officer clicks his walkie): "Imma need some back up here"

    • @RamLaska
      @RamLaska 3 роки тому +2

      This reality (I'm in TX -- not THAT far away from FL, culturally), and the $60 price tag is the only thing blocking me from ordering one right now.

    • @razgvozd
      @razgvozd 3 роки тому +2

      quite pricey. Maybe because of the torch because the pipe is a joke.

    • @almontgomery4095
      @almontgomery4095 3 роки тому +3

      Do it in Los Angeles and you’ll have baseheads coming out the woodwork asking for a hit ....

    • @1101agaoj
      @1101agaoj 3 роки тому +10

      @@RamLaska you'll be chasing after that first bripe for the rest of your days, telling yourself: my NEXT bripe is my LAST. Once you fall into your routine, you'll MAKE TIME to bripe. Away from family and friends... in front of a bathroom mirror you will catch a glimpse of yourself cooking with your torch. You may ask yourself: is THIS what I expected when I first picked up the bripe? It won't matter. You will finish that bripe. You will only put it down when you are ready.

    • @RamLaska
      @RamLaska 3 роки тому +1

      @@1101agaoj 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AlexandraASaenz
    @AlexandraASaenz 3 роки тому +423

    “We’re in the woods. Who’s weighting water in the woods?”
    *Proceeds to weight coffee beans*

    • @pixelfairy
      @pixelfairy 3 роки тому +32

      he didnt weigh the water. that would be weird

    • @philipanderson6672
      @philipanderson6672 3 роки тому +24

      well yeah, we're not complete animals

    • @jpreyes2692
      @jpreyes2692 3 роки тому

      If anyone would weigh water in the woods, it would be James

  • @BananaBLACK
    @BananaBLACK 2 роки тому +22

    If you made pre-weighed sachels of grounds it would simplify the brew when off the path. I would add that you would want to heat the bottom rim of the cup to ensure even heat. I believe that is one of the funtions of the conical cavity.

    • @brianb-p6586
      @brianb-p6586 11 місяців тому +2

      Yes, their website clearly shows heating from the bottom, and that makes sense.

  • @Kartenhouse
    @Kartenhouse 3 роки тому +2709

    So... I just looked at their website. Turns out you forgot a part of step 6 which might be the reason for your unpleasant first sip: blowing into the pipe to make bubbles! (Which, let's be honest, sounds like a ton of fun anyways)

    • @andreaoak
      @andreaoak 3 роки тому +111

      Blowing into the pipe after it's brewed? That's just asking to spill it everywhere, I suppose spilled coffee in the woods is alright though, no need to clean it up

    • @YourLocalCafe
      @YourLocalCafe 3 роки тому +311

      @@andreaoak you dont blow your lungs out, just a mild push to make the grounds go outta the way and then drink!

    • @hotto5150
      @hotto5150 2 роки тому +163

      he was supposed to heat it from underneath the bripe not from the side which is why the heat didn't distribute evenly thus less extraction

    • @at-ge5te
      @at-ge5te 2 роки тому +146

      ​@@hotto5150 i love freebasing coffee in the morning 😅

    • @rarrodrig4703
      @rarrodrig4703 2 роки тому +13

      @hotto
      Agreed 👍.....
      It was my first thought with that "Torch and Pipe" out in the middle of nowhere?
      What's he smoking?

  • @pr-1831
    @pr-1831 3 роки тому +89

    it's remarkable that the word bripe never stopped being funny over the course of this video

  • @TWoodard
    @TWoodard 3 роки тому +196

    “You’re not weird, you’re just briping.” - Best line.

    • @doc8125
      @doc8125 3 роки тому +3

      I'm partial to "you cannot bripe in metric"

    • @springfieldleo6184
      @springfieldleo6184 3 роки тому +1

      He's said So Many "Bripes" that it starts to haunt me now LOL

  • @officialMainspring
    @officialMainspring 2 роки тому +34

    one of the greatest thing I ever saw... James Hoffmann in the woods with a beard... drinking coffee out of a pipe... Like an addict. 🤣😂🤣

  • @samhodde
    @samhodde 3 роки тому +1037

    Watching this video helped solidify what I love about James and his reviews. You don’t evaluate the products based on an objective standard of what you think a brewer should be, you take into account what the product says it wants to be and how well it accomplishes that. You approached a fun, quirky product with a tone that matched.

    • @billywitt7444
      @billywitt7444 3 роки тому +9

      Very well stated.

    • @alexjohansson5232
      @alexjohansson5232 2 роки тому +1

      Well said

    • @whateverrandomnumber
      @whateverrandomnumber 2 роки тому +3

      But the coffee coming out of it probably sucks.

    • @rook2010
      @rook2010 2 роки тому +1

      I stumbled apon James channel days ago and at First I thought the same of what you said on your first part. But then I found out that this guy is awesome and funny
      I really love his reviews.
      And to be honest the pribe does look like alot of fun 😂

    • @schnoz2372
      @schnoz2372 2 роки тому

      True, well said and I think the same applies in music I think about that all the time

  • @GreenMonkeyToaster
    @GreenMonkeyToaster 3 роки тому +1398

    "you're not weird, you're not bringing a grinder"
    Every Norwegian outdoorsy enthusiast is immediately insulted by the very implication that they wouldn't trek 3 days with coffee beans, grinder, aeropress and 1870's waffle iron.

    • @ronbuil6923
      @ronbuil6923 3 роки тому +23

      Waffle iron? You make waffles in the woods!? Cool

    • @GreenMonkeyToaster
      @GreenMonkeyToaster 3 роки тому +79

      @@ronbuil6923 in the woods, on the mountains. Norwegians love their heart shaped scandinavian waffles :D

    • @MyGuruLife
      @MyGuruLife 3 роки тому +62

      @@ronbuil6923 can confirm, we actually trek outdoors with beans, grinders, mocca pots, old cast waffle irons you can hold over the fire and a thermos full of waffle batter.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 роки тому +37

      @@MyGuruLife My back hurts just from reading this.

    • @kerrorking
      @kerrorking 3 роки тому +61

      @@k-leb4671 Oh, the waffle iron only weighs like 3 kg. You don't even notice it.

  • @playc.holder6432
    @playc.holder6432 3 роки тому +428

    Within my circle of friends, we simply refer to James as "the Coffee Man."
    We often say "oh the coffee man says to grind at this setting..." or "the coffee man said that you can make some tasty coffee this way..."
    Today the Coffee Man smoked a coffee bong in the woods. Love it

    • @physh
      @physh 3 роки тому +9

      we refer to him as J-Hoff

    • @joecephus352
      @joecephus352 3 роки тому +10

      J-Hoff smoked a coffee bong in the woods👍
      Nailed it!

    • @rdizzy1
      @rdizzy1 3 роки тому +8

      I've used freshly brewed, cooled coffee to fill my bong before and smoked weed through the coffee, wasn't bad.

    • @ne6385
      @ne6385 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Jotil
      @Jotil 3 роки тому +2

      He's Hoffee Boy in my circle lol

  • @maxisbored
    @maxisbored 2 роки тому +19

    "... and so I needed to make a video that equaled the intensity of the glorious absurdity, which is why I'm wearing a beard."
    "... you couldn't bripe in METRIC"
    I nearly spat out my coffee. Your videos aren't only immensely educational, but this video truly was as absurd as the bripe. Well done!

  • @makius1400
    @makius1400 3 роки тому +597

    Their website literally has a banner at the top that says: "Due to James Hoffman's review ready stock is low - orders will be back ordered".

    • @forexercises
      @forexercises 3 роки тому +15

      LOLOL that's awesome!

    • @vaskoa
      @vaskoa 3 роки тому +13

      I just saw that. That is hilarious 😂

    • @s0bad
      @s0bad 3 роки тому +19

      I like these people.. They know how to live life

    • @MJVF01
      @MJVF01 3 роки тому +43

      I'm part of that problem. I bought one like 11 minutes after this video was released.

    • @itizir
      @itizir 3 роки тому +6

      Ahaha! I came here to post a screenshot of it and go "oh dear! what have you done?!", but there's always going to be someone else first... ;)

  • @GordonMoat
    @GordonMoat 3 роки тому +597

    I now feel compelled to use the phrase: “Does a hipster bripe in the woods.”

    • @Malarki_
      @Malarki_ 3 роки тому +31

      If a hipster bripes in the woods and no one's around, would it make a sound?

    • @nulnoh219
      @nulnoh219 3 роки тому +46

      @@Malarki_ Oh you'll hear about it alright. They'll never shut up about it the next time you meet.

    • @bubba_sawyer
      @bubba_sawyer 3 роки тому +5

      Underrated comment! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Abubobbledo
      @Abubobbledo 3 роки тому +9

      If a hipster briped in the woods and no one was there the hipster would make a UA-cam tutorial. (And wear a fake beard to show his hipsterness)

    • @m4tth3wh
      @m4tth3wh 3 роки тому +7

      I want to see the video of James explaining to the authorities why he is taking test tubes of _coffee_ in to the woods.
      James to police: _there’s no rules with the Bripe_

  • @chriswatts9227
    @chriswatts9227 3 роки тому +232

    "who's weighing water in the woods?" Well if not James Hoffman then most probably noone at all.

    • @HermitianAdjoint
      @HermitianAdjoint 3 роки тому +14

      And the next instant he is weighing his coffee beans in the woods. XD

    • @greysuit17
      @greysuit17 3 роки тому

      I do.

  • @americanalghoza
    @americanalghoza Рік тому +2

    plus it's copper and that just makes water taste better. this video really brought out your sense of humor and it's delightful

  • @hamishpoole8254
    @hamishpoole8254 3 роки тому +149

    “We’re not doing Santa in the woods making coffee, caus that’s just weird”
    Yes Mr.Hoffman that’s the fine line that crosses in to weird territory.

    • @Phoenixonesix
      @Phoenixonesix 3 роки тому

      If there had been snow on the ground it would have been completely normal

    • @Pandafaust11
      @Pandafaust11 3 роки тому

      #newbandname

    • @ForumCat
      @ForumCat 3 роки тому +1

      Somehow I now WANT Santa Bripeing in the woods. 🎅

  • @casket-crew
    @casket-crew 3 роки тому +92

    If there was ever a Hoffmann video that I wanted to see outtakes, it's this one. How did he say "you're just going to take a test tube of coffee like a normal person" with a straight face

    • @Baaagel
      @Baaagel 3 роки тому

      Cause that's what normal people do

    • @scottleggejr
      @scottleggejr 3 роки тому +1

      @@Baaagel Totally normal bipedal human things we all do.

  • @diomedes8791
    @diomedes8791 3 роки тому +320

    One image I can’t shake off (which is hilarious and disturbing in equal parts) is the idea of 4 bearded hipsters sitting on logs around a campfire, each enjoying their respective Bripes. Goodness. 🤣🤣

  • @chunky-music3623
    @chunky-music3623 2 роки тому +25

    It is a rare occasion that you come across a fully functional gimmick. Excellent stuff, I want one.

  • @leeknowles6780
    @leeknowles6780 3 роки тому +565

    I took a shot of coffee everytime he said Bripe, it's day 6 and I'm still awake

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan 3 роки тому +4

      😆😆

    • @HansShackleford
      @HansShackleford 3 роки тому +6

      i just finished a brewing of 9 cups of cuban coffee in a moka pot... challenge accepted

  • @crtzmo
    @crtzmo 3 роки тому +116

    "Hello 911 - what's your emergency?"
    "Yeah, um, I think there's a mountain hippie in my backyard smoking crack. And he brought a camera crew."

  • @GMProspect
    @GMProspect 3 роки тому +71

    "Who's weighing water in the woods? Not this guy.”
    smash cut to weighing beans 3:37

  • @hannahrailey5873
    @hannahrailey5873 10 місяців тому +1

    I don’t know how I’ve only just found this video, but this is GOLD! I’ve watched it twice because it made me laugh so much. And now I kind of want to buy a Bripe, just so I can keep laughing to myself every time I attempt using it.
    Thank you for making this video! Made my week!

  • @nothinglikeasongbird
    @nothinglikeasongbird 3 роки тому +415

    Feel it's important to note that this man has won world coffee making contests.

    • @InsideInterpreting
      @InsideInterpreting 2 роки тому +16

      There are World Coffee-making contests?

    • @trixisum
      @trixisum 2 роки тому +14

      @@InsideInterpreting yes indeed.

    • @Sald8Trin
      @Sald8Trin Рік тому +98

      and look how he ended up like. bripe junkie. Don't do coffee, kids

    • @green90s
      @green90s Рік тому +20

      @@Sald8TrinBripe - not even once.

    • @richardv.2475
      @richardv.2475 Рік тому +17

      Once world class barista, nowadays just a bum in the park.

  • @y4wnd3r3
    @y4wnd3r3 3 роки тому +152

    I cannot overstate how wonderful it is to see you just having fun with something like this and genuinely enjoying it. A lot of youtube channels get caught up in looking professional or even pretentious and it is marvelous to watch someone as professional as you just having a great time

  • @adilhamdi3345
    @adilhamdi3345 3 роки тому +422

    The grittiness on the first sip is called "scoobie-snacks" James

    • @RamtheCowy
      @RamtheCowy 3 роки тому +18

      WHY IS THIS COMMENT SO LOW LMAOOOO

    • @darkky65
      @darkky65 3 роки тому +5

      I spat my coffee

    • @clashwithkeen
      @clashwithkeen 3 роки тому +4

      this one floored me omg
      I'm actually mad I didn't think of this

    • @highviewbarbell
      @highviewbarbell 3 роки тому +6

      thats the term for when you're smoking a one-hitter and pull too hard, getting burning weed in your mouth

    • @kyle9401
      @kyle9401 3 роки тому +6

      @@highviewbarbell The phrase crosses boundaries well lol.

  • @StormWarningMom
    @StormWarningMom 2 роки тому +10

    Fabulous review! You matched the absurdity of the bripe with your own amusing absurdity, which was tremendously fun to watch. Bravo!

  • @onlyRicky_x
    @onlyRicky_x 3 роки тому +373

    "I don't like this guy. He's too pretentious and a coffee snob"
    James: "Hold my beard"

  • @gowdyjames
    @gowdyjames 3 роки тому +420

    "You couldn't Bripe in metric" - The most hipster in a pub having an argument sentence of 2021.

    • @marchemalheur
      @marchemalheur 3 роки тому +1

      So far

    • @BrianSantero
      @BrianSantero 3 роки тому +4

      what's a pub in 2021? does those still exist?

    • @dirtydoigler2116
      @dirtydoigler2116 3 роки тому +4

      I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul 3 роки тому

      @@BrianSantero It's one of those places you get takeout from.

  • @clubTSI
    @clubTSI 3 роки тому +364

    This is how my wife will win the argument of “coffee is a drug.”

    • @Becausing
      @Becausing 3 роки тому +26

      He's just a dude freebasing coffee in the woods. Nothing to see here!

    • @AcornFox
      @AcornFox 3 роки тому +17

      Well coffee is a vehicle for caffeine which is most certainly a drug.

    • @willywonka3050
      @willywonka3050 3 роки тому +12

      I when I saw the blowtorch I thought it was a literal pipe to smoke coffee grounds.

    • @tommihommi1
      @tommihommi1 3 роки тому +2

      @@AcornFox coffee is a vehicle for flavor with the caffeine as a side effect

    • @bobschiebel3325
      @bobschiebel3325 3 роки тому +2

      @@tommihommi1 except decaf is shit. The caffeine is definatly part of the flavor

  • @argiodsilvertongue3589
    @argiodsilvertongue3589 2 роки тому +1

    I gotta get one of these...
    Thanks for bringing this awesome device to our attention.

  • @mikekelly6774
    @mikekelly6774 3 роки тому +186

    "Yes, senator, I did go through a bripping phase in my youth. But I assure you I never weighed."

  • @craiglodzinski
    @craiglodzinski 3 роки тому +41

    The sheer joy I get from watching James use the word 'Bripe' as many times as he possibly can is off the charts.

  • @gabesmith4147
    @gabesmith4147 3 роки тому +138

    James personality in a sentence: “This is kind of the antithesis of how I make coffee, and for that reason I love it!” 6:21

  • @fearlessleader1436
    @fearlessleader1436 2 роки тому +8

    “Bripin’ in the boys room. Yes indeed we was bripin’ in the boys room.”

  • @bds123087
    @bds123087 3 роки тому +205

    Could you imagine trying to explain yourself to NYPD while you’re sitting on a park bench brewing your coffee LOL

    • @shadumnus2288
      @shadumnus2288 3 роки тому +1

      They can’t say shit anymore even if he was sparkin up lmfaooooo

  • @motion5810
    @motion5810 3 роки тому +314

    Caharrt jacket, flannel shirt, cuffed jeans, beanie, I like your determination, all you were missing was a man-bun.

    • @quieranpatricio
      @quieranpatricio 3 роки тому +11

      It’s under the toque 😉

    • @SDLearmonth
      @SDLearmonth 3 роки тому +7

      Bun. You can just say bun.

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens 3 роки тому

      It would've made me sick if he had a man bun lmao

    • @adrian-vdr
      @adrian-vdr 3 роки тому +2

      Tf is caharrt

    • @beaver6d9
      @beaver6d9 3 роки тому +4

      @@adrian-vdr the brand of coat he's wearing. Blue collar job in America staple clothing

  • @macehead
    @macehead 3 роки тому +51

    All this time I thought "ultra-fussy James" was my favorite version....turns out "bripe-head Hoffy" was what I needed all along.

  • @exodus146
    @exodus146 2 роки тому +1

    Man, I loved everything about this video. Thanks for the upload.

  • @noeldavis618
    @noeldavis618 3 роки тому +105

    James: "Because, we're in the woods. Who's weighing water in the woods? Not this guy."
    [Ironically proceeds to weigh coffee beans on the tiny scale he brought to the woods]

  • @PatrickofShireland
    @PatrickofShireland 3 роки тому +20

    YOU DID IT YOU MAD LAD! You listened to me after all these months. I LOVE YOU JAMES

  • @BunderChowed
    @BunderChowed 3 роки тому +29

    “You couldn’t Bripe in metric” Brilliant!!!!

  • @ArachneAnathema
    @ArachneAnathema 11 місяців тому

    This was the first video of yours I found. I don’t remember how long ago. Then I found your regular stuff, eventually. I just found this again. It’s a hoot. Thanks!

  • @michaelc5386
    @michaelc5386 3 роки тому +121

    When drinking coffee makes you feel like you're 16 and skipping class to smoke a bowl..... priceless. This is both comical and brilliant. I love it!

  • @mustafa198289
    @mustafa198289 3 роки тому +35

    “Is it briping, am I briping? Are we briping?!?”
    I swear to got I’m downloading this video to cheer me up at a later date :)

  • @johnnybridges4215
    @johnnybridges4215 3 роки тому +32

    This channel is slowly becoming the coffee equivalent of a one-man Top Gear and I love it.

  • @baronofgreymatter14
    @baronofgreymatter14 2 роки тому +1

    I have a Bripe and love it !..I liked it so much i bought it for my son and coffee friend and they love it too..hilariously awesome!

  • @jordanPRS89
    @jordanPRS89 3 роки тому +318

    The fake beard is amazing, and I literally laughed out loud at work.

    • @maciej_ma
      @maciej_ma 3 роки тому

      same here :-D

    • @davidstrauss-applyinglingu5091
      @davidstrauss-applyinglingu5091 3 роки тому +1

      Actually almost fell off my chair when I saw it!

    • @montgomeryharr30
      @montgomeryharr30 3 роки тому +1

      me four

    • @JimShealy
      @JimShealy 3 роки тому +2

      I saw the carharts and knew this was going to be amazing, but boy that beard was hilarious

    • @jordanPRS89
      @jordanPRS89 3 роки тому

      @Colin Deal At least he had a hat on to hide his not-so-subtle haircut.

  • @jaydenbehm5037
    @jaydenbehm5037 3 роки тому +150

    James is the only person who can make me want to buy a $3000 grinder and a $50 coffee pipe simultaneously.

    • @iangrissett9203
      @iangrissett9203 3 роки тому +1

      This

    • @0x1EGEN
      @0x1EGEN 2 роки тому +3

      Wait $50? Did they raise the price because it's listed as $100 now

    • @fatchickenleg
      @fatchickenleg 2 роки тому +1

      @@0x1EGEN Yeah it seems like we're too late to get on the Bripe train. My soul is crushed. I need this thing to complete my hipster outfit this Halloween!
      (actually I do kinda wanna try it)

  • @philipphartmann2059
    @philipphartmann2059 3 роки тому +259

    „You‘re not weird, you‘re not taking a handgrinder with you... you‘re just briping“
    Yeah cause the handgrinder is the part that would make it weird

    • @AMSinc301
      @AMSinc301 3 роки тому +5

      Everyone carries a test tube of ground coffee around, don't you?

    • @coreypowers2988
      @coreypowers2988 3 роки тому +6

      @@AMSinc301 honestly tho... Does seem like a convenient way to grind in the morning and stuff it in your pack for later

    • @AMSinc301
      @AMSinc301 3 роки тому +1

      @@coreypowers2988 im not convinced on the form factor though. Youd need to use a funnel to easily get it in the tube without spillage. A less narrow container would be more practical I think

    • @coreypowers2988
      @coreypowers2988 3 роки тому

      @@AMSinc301 i mean personally I'd have no issue with that, and would prefer it over having to use a funnel later in the process (i spill adding grinds to my aeropress all the time but that funnel isn't exactly travel friendly) but I get your point

    • @Orzorn
      @Orzorn 3 роки тому

      I mean if someone tells me they're going to the woods with a pipe, a lighter, and a hand grinder I'll definitely get some ideas.

  • @duhovnagozba1770
    @duhovnagozba1770 2 роки тому +7

    I completed a drinking game - every time James said Bripe I had a shot of espresso. I'm faster than my thoughts now

  • @ykhemani
    @ykhemani 3 роки тому +156

    I ordered a Bripe and it arrived yesterday. I would never have ordered one if I hadn't watched this video, James.
    And this morning, I had my first Bripe -- in the comfort of my kitchen, and after my morning espresso.
    I was the weirdo who weighed my dose (5.2 grams). I also heated the water in my kettle to 90 Celsius and then poured it into the Bripe, since I don't have a way of filling the torch lighter yet. So we at least started this morning's Bripe in metric!
    Interestingly, the Bripe thermometer only climbed to 150 Fahrenheit (about 65 Celsius). I'd be surprised if I lost that much heat to the Bripe and in the pour.
    Anyway, I waited for the temperature to come down to 140 Fahrenheit (according to the Bripe thermometer), which didn't take long.
    Indeed, my first sip was a little gritty. But the rest of it was actually enjoyable.
    Thank you, James!

    • @scroogemcduck1462
      @scroogemcduck1462 3 роки тому +26

      The Bripe could easily absorb that much heat from the water. Copper absorbs heat readily and the thing probably weighs more than the water that goes in it.

    • @D-Vinko
      @D-Vinko 2 роки тому +7

      @@scroogemcduck1462 This, exactly.
      You have to heat the bripe itself.

    • @kamranrowshandel6395
      @kamranrowshandel6395 2 роки тому +1

      This looks the weapon used to kill Homer Simpson! It needs a P-Trap (the J-shaped pipe under a washroom sink), to be fed whole-bean pieces of coffee CHARCOAL, and to look like a thermos. Nobody will suspect a thing.

  • @LoopFlare
    @LoopFlare 3 роки тому +43

    I'm calling it, this is the best youtube video of 2021.

  • @realia14
    @realia14 3 роки тому +116

    Can confirm this is real, I used to work for the canadian roastery and cafe who’s founder co founded Bripe... the ultimate bizarre hipster product and I love that James Hoffman made it big

  • @postscript3150
    @postscript3150 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you, UA-cam for bringing this gem back around to me. What a deliciously pleasant video to indulge in!

  • @ykhemani
    @ykhemani 3 роки тому +170

    I think the mustache on its own was more difficult for my brain to digest than the whole beard.

    • @alexandraengland3274
      @alexandraengland3274 3 роки тому +1

      Yash, you are everywhere. Happy Flairing lol.

    • @postscript3150
      @postscript3150 3 роки тому +1

      Check out his mustache from his "In-Car Coffee Makers: 1979 vs 2020" video. Simply glorious. Also the intro is one of my favorites of his.

  • @mukhtarahmadkhan2831
    @mukhtarahmadkhan2831 3 роки тому +201

    "You are just going to take a test tube of coffee, like a normal person"

    • @shampoovta
      @shampoovta 3 роки тому +7

      It's not a test tube. It's a soda bottle before they expand it. They are very popular in the survivalist community.

    • @joeldcanfield_spinhead
      @joeldcanfield_spinhead 3 роки тому +3

      oh my giddy aunt that made me laugh

  • @m0g07
    @m0g07 3 роки тому +76

    James, I watched your video when it first came out and debated for a couple weeks if a Bripe was worth the money. I eventually decided to go for it, and it finally arrived this past week. I managed to get out for a hike this weekend and gave it a try, and I must say, this glorious coffee brewing pipe was worth every penny!
    This thing is such a whacky, silly joy to use, I was basically giggling the whole time - thank you so much for making me aware of this perfect outdoor coffee companion :)

  • @diegodelaserna1724
    @diegodelaserna1724 2 роки тому

    I like this so much, very simple, looks and acts like a pipe, used for brewing and drinking, small size, and I guess it would be amazing to prepare turkish coffee outdoors which I drink the most