That's a lie. Egyptians had shabtis for this purpose. Little figurines that carries the face of their master, and be raised to serve them in the afterlife. In short, they did not sacrificed humans.
@roaxxify well in general Slavic people are pretty insane... in a good way. They’re just sorta built different, -25 degrees? A normal day in [insert Slavic region]
@@TheOneEyed-Music Uuuh, you know that not all Slavs are Russians? And not every Russian lives in Siberia? Because that's where you find such temperatures. Especially now, due to Global Warming, we rarely have real winter, at least in Poland, where I live.
Bulk majority, a lot of old homesteads that have been rebuilt likely still have the body somewhere there; makes you wonder why they seemingly have a much bigger issue with dangerous spirits. I mean you walk into some of these places and you get voided, like wtf.
in many constructions is kinda common for construction workers to die then their bodies be buried in the concrete as to avoid problems, also some mafia hide bodies in them too, in mexico we say that they protect the building
I'm surprised you didn't cover Phoenicia, and the Tophets of Carthage. Their sacrifices were interesting, and used as an excuse for Rome to raze their city to the ground.
Good point! There were quite a few other ones in history but I couldn't fit them all in. Maybe I'll revisit the subject in the future! Thanks for bringing this up and for watching!
That kinda of sacrifice for building also existed in Burma and Thailand, where we do with pregnant ladies mostly. So that...... y know, Mommy and baby gonna guard that city for some times............as ghosts
I studied Egyptology and the human sacrifices are only found in the very early predynastic times (the first kings graves at Abydos). Afterwards they usually resorted to Ushabti which are small statuettes symbolizing servants for the afterlife.
Omg You're content is so cool Like I have seen many people make learning fun.... But you r the God version dammm... Well I would love it if u make a video about cursed objects which r better left untouched 😅
The London Bridge that they moved to Arizona.When they did the un construction they found bodies inside which they thought were human sacrifices for the bridge.
The Ape Escape music was such a nice touch! I've been binging a bunch of your videos since finding your channel and you've earned a loyal subscriber! 😁
Dude..your Mesoamerica explanation is messed up, you mix Maya facts with Mexica (Aztec) facts and a lot of the images you use are wrong...the great pyramid one? That's not Maya or Mexica, it's Tehotihuacan...not even close
Care to timestamp the pyramids you're talking about? I had checked multiple sources that it was tenochtitlan. What other facts did I mix up? Like I said, I verify multiple sources when writing the scripts
Sure!! and might I add that reading my comment it seams more rude than I intended it to be, it is after all a very good video. Ok, so, even though Maya did indulge in human sacrifice (for example, they used to throw people into the "cenotes") it was never on the scale of the Mexica (Aztec). In the Mexica capital of Tenochtitlan, next to the great temple, the was a wall made out of skulls called the "Tzompantli" and even though some Maya cities (like Chichen Itza) had one too, the Mexica Tzompantli was on a league of its own. Ok, so the images, minute 4:43, you are talking about the Maya but those are Mexica, the little islands are man made and were unique to the Mexica, they are called chinampas. Minute 5:02 also refering to Maya but the image depicts a Jaguar warrior from the Mexica culture, you can compare it with the image on 5:12, that one is Maya, see how people are depicted differently? Minute 6:08 shows a picture of a city called Tehotihuacan which was not Mexica (aztec) nor Maya, it was its own culture and they had actually dissapeared by the time the Mexica rose to power, in fact we don´t actually know what they called themselves, the name Tehotihuacan is nahuatl, the Mexica named it when passing through the ruins. Hope this was helpful, didn´t mean to judge, you did a great job and I just wanted to help. @@ChatHistory
Egypt developed Ushaptis as "stand-ins" for servants - basically little dolls that would come to life in the afterlife as servants for the departed. Much less blood involved
The Human Pillar practice isn't unique to Japan. In Romania they have a legend about how the Argeș Monastery was built. The construction's foundation would always collapse overnight. This one night the head architect - Manole - got a dream where he was informed that the build requires a human sacrifice, namely the wife of one of the people involved in the construction, so in the morning he told this to the workers and they all agreed that whomever's wife comes first to bring food, will be the sacrifice. It just so happened that Manole's own wife came, so with a heavy heart he sealed her in a tiny room, in the foundation, something to which she agreed to, because she loved her husband so much. After that the construction went perfectly, but legend claims that Manole kept hearing her cries from inside the foundation, and in the end, it drove him mad, so he committed suicide by jumping off of the newly-erected building. The place where he landed then became a wellspring that exists to this day. There is a very similar legend in Hungary. I've read of similar ones in Ukraine, Belarus, and Russia, although in more modern version, a person's photograph or painting was enough "sacrifice" (in some versions the depicted person would still die). I've also read on wikipedia that the Human Pillar practice was quite common in Scandinavian countries, although I don't remember reading about it anywhere else. I also remembered that sacrificing a chieftain's entire family (maybe except the children) once he died (including servants and cattle) was also a common practice in neolithic or chalcolithic societies in Eastern and Central Europe. Again, probably in other places as well.
For the Mayans, the highest class knew the sacrifice don't work (including the leader), they just use it to keep people in line and have a religion of some sort
I might be just a tad late, but hey man, love your content, i love history and how you and other UA-camrs like you explain it. Thank you for existing my dude. Vid idea possibly: weird trendy things throughout history.
according to scriptures, the last one was performed by a goddess for her husband. But it was nowhere mentioned to be pressurized. It was voluntary as women actually loved their husbands that much at that time. It was made a practice by foolish people later on
Was only present in bengal, I doubt how much efficient they were anyway. In enforcement of that And also, it was done by some higer class folks not everyday folks in bengal too. It was absent in southern, western and Northern India . I wonder what the British governors felt about wife selling in Britain, which went on for a couple of century more. Also it was raja ram mohun roy an indian , who led the fight against it . Still the " civilised " folks of Britain did nobody a favour by coming here . For most of the times it was indian reformers who fought against social evils and not your british governors.
Well, you are funny. And I'm surprised you still get so few views since your topics of choice are definitely quite... unique? But it might be worthwhile linking a list of references or something to make yourself seem more reliable? I'm no expert in history so I'm not gonna correct anything, and I don't really have any doubts because history is nothing if not messed up, and hey, if someone else disproves it for me, I'll just change my mind then... but it might make you seem more credible and therefore might make people take you more seriously despite the jokes. (I mean, there is that one comment somewhere in the comment section... and if someone who doubted you saw your references they might be more inclined to change their mind.)
There are a LOT of small references especially back in my discord videos about the events where if you didn't know you wouldn't get them. I understand your request for sources and you're not the first to suggest this. I'll look into doing this going forward. Thanks for the suggestion.
16:45 The thing is these sacrifices were proven to me Aztec and not Mayan and were misunderstood and information mispread constantly about the two civilizations because they both lived in similar areas.
When the sound track from Wabi Sabi World in Ape Escape comes on for "Early Japan" and you immediately recognize it. Like lol! Also, Indian women had no rights cuz that society is heavily patriarchal (and still is in parts of India today). What I find hypocritical about the practice is if the wife dies, the husband doesn't follow. He gets to live on and marry whoever else he wants, which I think over time alot of women saw as unfair. Not to mention that most men were pretty abusive, so... I can totally understand why they eventually refused to join in as part of the cremation. In my country I'm glad that my dad's half of the family weren't fully traditional when it came to the Indian stuff and considering that mom (who is african descent) tends to view traditional or religious practices as stupid or outdated/ pointless. un modernized, even if my family did such practices, she wouldn't have allowed/ tolerated it.
Fun Fact : A widow sacrificing herself at her husband's funeral is called Sati. This was mostly done because their husbands would die in war with different Kingdom, community or religion and they would have also lost the war. And after the war the other kingdom, community or religion would try to capture the women's and rape them. And in Hinduism(Sanatan Dharm) dying would be better than having any kind of relationship with another man for a married woman. And that's why they performed Sati. And it is also the real cause of Sati. And Sati was mainly performed in Bengal. Currently West Bengal in India. Bangladesh is East Bengal but it is a Muslim country so you can't tell they perform Sati.
Bro whoever said u wasn’t “funny” is senile and probably just doesn’t get it and are probably the type of people who get joy watching someone watch someone React to gaming videos😂 😂😂😂😂
This is really interesting how different parts of the world practice and believe in almost the exact same things. I mean I would imagine Japan and the Mayans didn’t exactly have a way to communicate so how come they both practiced sacrificing and believed in gods or spirits? The same can be said about pagans. It’s almost like believing in a higher power is a human need.
I should reverse image search the stock images you use and inform these folks how you’ve been satirically using their likenesses. Maybe they’ll get a kick out of it……maybe they’ll mildly resent you…who knows 🤷🏽♂️
Saying Matsue-jou Castle kind of sounds like saying ATM machine to me, since the jou part is a name suffix added to the end of all castle names, if I'm not mistaken, and more or less means castle. Though to be fair, Google shows the name of the place as Matsue-jou Castle so, meh.
In mesoamerica I would say that everything that you described would be more aplicable to the Aztecs, the Mayans did practice human sacrifices but not to the extend that you explain in the video.
At first I thought you weren't funny, but then I remembered that I hate being normal. **** what society wants me to be. You're funny as hell. Take my subscribe. Take my like. And take this comment. Have a fulwonder day
Mesoamerican enthusiast here! He kinda messed up the cultures a tad bit. The Aztecs did sacrifices much much more. The Mayas did do sacrifices but were more mathematicians than anything. They even had a fully functional 365 day solar calendar. They mainly threw people from high points or dropped people into pits. They did rip hearts out but not as much as he Aztecs. Also the Aztecs were properly called “Mexíca” (said like “mesh-eek-ah”). The Mexíca even skinned people alive then wore their flesh like a suit to honor the god Xipe Totec (said like “sheep-ee-toe-tek”) who was the god of earth fertility. Most of the Mexíca people who were sacrificed had their hearts torn from their chest via four priests holding down each limb and a remove the heart with a flint knife or “tecpatl”. Fun fact, the Mexíca language called Nahuatl, is the most popular Native language in North America in the modern day. I speak it myself actually! Anyway sorry for the long rant. If you have any questions I’m here to answer. Ma cuali oxtli! (“Good luck!” in Nahuatl. Said like “mah kwa-lee oh-sh-tl-ee)
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Nothing like spending the afterlife with the homies (…and as an eternal servant, which is a bit of a bummer, but much less important)
Tbh you can just tell pharaoh to frig off. What is gonna do? Have you executed? Pffftttttt.
@@ChatHistory "you may perish, but thats a sacrifice im willing to make"
-Chat history
That's a lie. Egyptians had shabtis for this purpose. Little figurines that carries the face of their master, and be raised to serve them in the afterlife. In short, they did not sacrificed humans.
I also have no idea how he got those "evidences that show no blunt trauma", sounds like a normal mummy to me…
Fun fact, a Widow sacrificing herself on her husband's funeral pyre wasn't exclusively an Indian thing. Slavic people and maybe Vikings did it too.
damn.. didnt know us slavic people were that crazy
@@roaxxify Yep, at least according to Ibn- Fadlan, who described a funeral of a Rus warrior.
@roaxxify well in general Slavic people are pretty insane... in a good way. They’re just sorta built different, -25 degrees? A normal day in [insert Slavic region]
@@TheOneEyed-Music yeah, in winter its crazy here. same in spring tbh.
@@TheOneEyed-Music Uuuh, you know that not all Slavs are Russians? And not every Russian lives in Siberia? Because that's where you find such temperatures. Especially now, due to Global Warming, we rarely have real winter, at least in Poland, where I live.
y’all ever wonder what kinda jokes they had back then ???
..nah not really
From what I can remember off the top of my head, potty jokes were pretty popular
Would people have been sacraficed if they made a yo mama joke back then ?
For all I know penis jokes were a thing from the start of history. Example: some ancient Romans drew penises on some ancient rocks.
@@TheOneEyed-Music they probably just loved penis
The Japan one makes me wonder how many historical structures have dead bodies under them
You should visit Paris
if not sacrificial, i would suspect you may find some bone from lost hands or greg who tripped and they didnt have a rope to pull him out
Bulk majority, a lot of old homesteads that have been rebuilt likely still have the body somewhere there; makes you wonder why they seemingly have a much bigger issue with dangerous spirits. I mean you walk into some of these places and you get voided, like wtf.
in many constructions is kinda common for construction workers to die then their bodies be buried in the concrete as to avoid problems, also some mafia hide bodies in them too,
in mexico we say that they protect the building
Most underrated channel ive ever seen
🙏🙏🙏🙏 comments like this make me want to keep making more content. Which I will be!
I wanna see one about histories silliest little fellas
Gee you want me to make a whole video about you?
@@ChatHistoryme too!
9:17 The hate jokes here are wild 💀
This is a great channel!!! Your scratching my Samonella Academy itch
I appreciate that! His style definitely inspired my work. Trying to add my own twist on it. Too many copycat channels nowadays 😅
@@ChatHistory keep it up 4 sure!
Same
Didn't like Martha anyway..
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“Human sacrifice is a noble tradition..” 😂😂😂
Subbed immediately 😂
Just my kind of humour 😅
You are the dark humor
I’d like to see one about all the different epidemics/plagues through history
Ooooo good idea!
Hell Yeah!!
This dudes content is awesome. Please make more. I've watched it all.
Need my fix of the funnies.
Keep it up.
I'm surprised you didn't cover Phoenicia, and the Tophets of Carthage. Their sacrifices were interesting, and used as an excuse for Rome to raze their city to the ground.
Good point! There were quite a few other ones in history but I couldn't fit them all in. Maybe I'll revisit the subject in the future! Thanks for bringing this up and for watching!
Of course! I love your vids, and a part two would be amazing!
Why are u "sinister", Chris?
Basically in India, the women "Romeo and Julietted" themselves, with or without a prompt.
That kinda of sacrifice for building also existed in Burma and Thailand, where we do with pregnant ladies mostly. So that...... y know, Mommy and baby gonna guard that city for some times............as ghosts
I studied Egyptology and the human sacrifices are only found in the very early predynastic times (the first kings graves at Abydos). Afterwards they usually resorted to Ushabti which are small statuettes symbolizing servants for the afterlife.
What's another topic you'd like me to cover?
The role of animals throughout history
@@Mr_d42069 I have an animal-related script in the works! But I also like this idea too.
something music related I think it'd be cool to see how different cultures treat music
old types of entertinent(if there are any intersisting ones)
Omg You're content is so cool
Like I have seen many people make learning fun.... But you r the God version dammm...
Well I would love it if u make a video about cursed objects which r better left untouched 😅
Its a good day when Chat history uploads
Glad to give you a good day
You not having 100k subs at least is criminal
Maybe one day! Thanks for helping contribute to it (assuming you subscribed)🤣
The London Bridge that they moved to Arizona.When they did the un construction they found bodies inside which they thought were human sacrifices for the bridge.
5:59 oh hell nah look at that man on the boulder💀
I was thinking the exact same thing before I saw this comment 💀💀
The Ape Escape music was such a nice touch! I've been binging a bunch of your videos since finding your channel and you've earned a loyal subscriber! 😁
Dude..your Mesoamerica explanation is messed up, you mix Maya facts with Mexica (Aztec) facts and a lot of the images you use are wrong...the great pyramid one? That's not Maya or Mexica, it's Tehotihuacan...not even close
Care to timestamp the pyramids you're talking about? I had checked multiple sources that it was tenochtitlan. What other facts did I mix up? Like I said, I verify multiple sources when writing the scripts
Sure!! and might I add that reading my comment it seams more rude than I intended it to be, it is after all a very good video.
Ok, so, even though Maya did indulge in human sacrifice (for example, they used to throw people into the "cenotes") it was never on the scale of the Mexica (Aztec).
In the Mexica capital of Tenochtitlan, next to the great temple, the was a wall made out of skulls called the "Tzompantli" and even though some Maya cities (like Chichen Itza) had one too, the Mexica Tzompantli was on a league of its own.
Ok, so the images, minute 4:43, you are talking about the Maya but those are Mexica, the little islands are man made and were unique to the Mexica, they are called chinampas.
Minute 5:02 also refering to Maya but the image depicts a Jaguar warrior from the Mexica culture, you can compare it with the image on 5:12, that one is Maya, see how people are depicted differently?
Minute 6:08 shows a picture of a city called Tehotihuacan which was not Mexica (aztec) nor Maya, it was its own culture and they had actually dissapeared by the time the Mexica rose to power, in fact we don´t actually know what they called themselves, the name Tehotihuacan is nahuatl, the Mexica named it when passing through the ruins.
Hope this was helpful, didn´t mean to judge, you did a great job and I just wanted to help.
@@ChatHistory
Good catch!
@@andrews3642😮😅
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Egypt developed Ushaptis as "stand-ins" for servants - basically little dolls that would come to life in the afterlife as servants for the departed. Much less blood involved
Huh the Egyptians i knew played a card game with 2000 pound stone tablets
Next youre gonna tell me they played pot of greed to draw 3 additional stone tablets from their deck.
we never did human sarcifice as Greeks .. thank you for pointing it out .
Btw Pharmakos dont mean exile , just saying
1:34 rii on the money 😂👌🏾
😂😂😂I don’t know about the rest of the world , but You are really funny 😆 smart funny 😊🎉
Thanks for the compliment 😁 glad you like the content!
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I love your content man! Keep it up. Some way or another i know that your channel will take off!
The Human Pillar practice isn't unique to Japan. In Romania they have a legend about how the Argeș Monastery was built. The construction's foundation would always collapse overnight. This one night the head architect - Manole - got a dream where he was informed that the build requires a human sacrifice, namely the wife of one of the people involved in the construction, so in the morning he told this to the workers and they all agreed that whomever's wife comes first to bring food, will be the sacrifice. It just so happened that Manole's own wife came, so with a heavy heart he sealed her in a tiny room, in the foundation, something to which she agreed to, because she loved her husband so much. After that the construction went perfectly, but legend claims that Manole kept hearing her cries from inside the foundation, and in the end, it drove him mad, so he committed suicide by jumping off of the newly-erected building. The place where he landed then became a wellspring that exists to this day.
There is a very similar legend in Hungary. I've read of similar ones in Ukraine, Belarus, and Russia, although in more modern version, a person's photograph or painting was enough "sacrifice" (in some versions the depicted person would still die). I've also read on wikipedia that the Human Pillar practice was quite common in Scandinavian countries, although I don't remember reading about it anywhere else.
I also remembered that sacrificing a chieftain's entire family (maybe except the children) once he died (including servants and cattle) was also a common practice in neolithic or chalcolithic societies in Eastern and Central Europe. Again, probably in other places as well.
For the Mayans, the highest class knew the sacrifice don't work (including the leader), they just use it to keep people in line and have a religion of some sort
Ur great and bring honor to the Sam o Nella name with your content. Never stop
Thank you very much!
Foundations just needed calcium support. Problem solved. Logical. You fools.
I might be just a tad late, but hey man, love your content, i love history and how you and other UA-camrs like you explain it. Thank you for existing my dude. Vid idea possibly: weird trendy things throughout history.
NOOOOO NOT MARTHA SHE WAS SO SLAYYYYYY 😢
Thank you for being grateful for our oil. (I am greek)
This is how I want history explained to me.
Love how none of it ever makes any sense at all. As if they were all running on an IQ of 50 or something.
Never does, wet bread, never does.
according to scriptures, the last one was performed by a goddess for her husband. But it was nowhere mentioned to be pressurized. It was voluntary as women actually loved their husbands that much at that time. It was made a practice by foolish people later on
Don't forget that Sati was only stopped by the British governors who said "stop murdering widows"
Was only present in bengal, I doubt how much efficient they were anyway. In enforcement of that
And also, it was done by some higer class folks not everyday folks in bengal too. It was absent in southern, western and Northern India .
I wonder what the British governors felt about wife selling in Britain, which went on for a couple of century more.
Also it was raja ram mohun roy an indian , who led the fight against it .
Still the " civilised " folks of Britain did nobody a favour by coming here .
For most of the times it was indian reformers who fought against social evils and not your british governors.
2:52 ayo that's a gammed cross in the left uppper corner of the image 💀💀
Don't worry in Indian culture (I think) the swastika is a symbol of peace but in the other if it is slightly tilted...
tbh man u seem like a genuinely chill dude idk why ppl hating I think ur funny
Well, you are funny. And I'm surprised you still get so few views since your topics of choice are definitely quite... unique?
But it might be worthwhile linking a list of references or something to make yourself seem more reliable? I'm no expert in history so I'm not gonna correct anything, and I don't really have any doubts because history is nothing if not messed up, and hey, if someone else disproves it for me, I'll just change my mind then... but it might make you seem more credible and therefore might make people take you more seriously despite the jokes. (I mean, there is that one comment somewhere in the comment section... and if someone who doubted you saw your references they might be more inclined to change their mind.)
There are a LOT of small references especially back in my discord videos about the events where if you didn't know you wouldn't get them. I understand your request for sources and you're not the first to suggest this. I'll look into doing this going forward. Thanks for the suggestion.
Ur funny af dude, love the jokes bru❤😂
see they might not find u funny but i enjoy your form of content so keep doing more
6:55 You'll never catch me!
>Great pyramid od Tenochtitlan
>Shows the Sun Pyramid from Teotihuacan
smh
KALI MA! KALI MA!! KALI MA!!!
The numbers for the aztec sacrifices are reknown to be highly pumped up by colonial propaganda
"you are a god..." "You are a dog lol"... 🤦🏾♂️🤭😁😄😅😆🤣😭💀☠️
him saying "tenochtit*lan*" made me cry. it's pronounced "tenoch*ti*tlan". also the "tl" is actually a single consonant
Anubis is a god and a dog in an ironic way... If you flip "god" you get "dog" if you flip "dog" you get "god"
But you are funny 😢
Finally the algorithm starting to understand what i like, more human sacfrice content pls 😏👌
Well you are funny! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!
Thank you! 🫡
"willingly depopulate" caught me ofgaurd💀.
The song at the end is called: Autumn Voyage - Ian Taylor
Anyone know the tune played behind the Japan portion of the video?
It sounds SOOOO familiar.
Love RS music in the end :D
16:45 The thing is these sacrifices were proven to me Aztec and not Mayan and were misunderstood and information mispread constantly about the two civilizations because they both lived in similar areas.
History is deemed to be funny by the guise of sorrow
When the sound track from Wabi Sabi World in Ape Escape comes on for "Early Japan" and you immediately recognize it. Like lol!
Also, Indian women had no rights cuz that society is heavily patriarchal (and still is in parts of India today). What I find hypocritical about the practice is if the wife dies, the husband doesn't follow. He gets to live on and marry whoever else he wants, which I think over time alot of women saw as unfair. Not to mention that most men were pretty abusive, so... I can totally understand why they eventually refused to join in as part of the cremation. In my country I'm glad that my dad's half of the family weren't fully traditional when it came to the Indian stuff and considering that mom (who is african descent) tends to view traditional or religious practices as stupid or outdated/ pointless. un modernized, even if my family did such practices, she wouldn't have allowed/ tolerated it.
Fun Fact : A widow sacrificing herself at her husband's funeral is called Sati. This was mostly done because their husbands would die in war with different Kingdom, community or religion and they would have also lost the war. And after the war the other kingdom, community or religion would try to capture the women's and rape them. And in Hinduism(Sanatan Dharm) dying would be better than having any kind of relationship with another man for a married woman. And that's why they performed Sati. And it is also the real cause of Sati. And Sati was mainly performed in Bengal. Currently West Bengal in India. Bangladesh is East Bengal but it is a Muslim country so you can't tell they perform Sati.
Was that a swastika
Sure was. They have been used across several cultures for hundreds of years as a symbol of peace and luck.
The symbol wasn't called that until hitler used it but it used to be used for a sign of peace
Bro whoever said u wasn’t “funny” is senile and probably just doesn’t get it and are probably the type of people who get joy watching someone watch someone React to gaming videos😂 😂😂😂😂
This is really interesting how different parts of the world practice and believe in almost the exact same things. I mean I would imagine Japan and the Mayans didn’t exactly have a way to communicate so how come they both practiced sacrificing and believed in gods or spirits? The same can be said about pagans. It’s almost like believing in a higher power is a human need.
I mean answering why we're here and where we go after we die are pretty high up there
I should reverse image search the stock images you use and inform these folks how you’ve been satirically using their likenesses. Maybe they’ll get a kick out of it……maybe they’ll mildly resent you…who knows 🤷🏽♂️
Saying Matsue-jou Castle kind of sounds like saying ATM machine to me, since the jou part is a name suffix added to the end of all castle names, if I'm not mistaken, and more or less means castle. Though to be fair, Google shows the name of the place as Matsue-jou Castle so, meh.
I find him funny. Whaddaya mean he's not funny? He's also sarcastic and does a lot of satire. Of COURSE he's funny
In mesoamerica I would say that everything that you described would be more aplicable to the Aztecs, the Mayans did practice human sacrifices but not to the extend that you explain in the video.
I remember seeing the mayan thing in a kids book
Man I love this guy’s videos… I think I watched at least 20 videos from yesterday to today
Well actually Mayans wouldn’t extract hearts from their victims until the post classic Mayan period because they were influenced by the Aztecs
Honestly I do find you quite funny so keep up the good work
i fucking love this dude
making videos on my fav things
Human sacriface
Is the confusing and cruel sacrifice i have ever seen.
The Japanese sprit sacrifice sounds a lot like Morrowinds Dark Elven ancestor worship.
Maybe sacrificing the Japanese people in the first place created the pissed off spirits. I think I'm onto something here
At first I thought you weren't funny, but then I remembered that I hate being normal. **** what society wants me to be. You're funny as hell. Take my subscribe. Take my like. And take this comment. Have a fulwonder day
You thank
And then there’s modern day abortion. And Apparently ritual abortion is a thing now among the occult.
The indian Women often would not choose to perform Sati, they would get tossed in. ... Based
Ironic that one of the commenters at 9:16 saying that the jokes are not funny misspelled "you're".
0:30 Thank WHO?
"Heart Extraction"
KALIMA... KALIMA!
Hitobashira is still being practiced here in Africa, not that anyone supports it, it's illegal but people still believe in it.
how can crime rate be reduced by 143 percent?? like how can it be greater than 100 percent?
i am indian. so time women do to save them from force sex from foreign invasion. And this practice not done by whole india
I thought the whole beating hearts with Mayans thing was a myth.
Mesoamerican enthusiast here! He kinda messed up the cultures a tad bit. The Aztecs did sacrifices much much more. The Mayas did do sacrifices but were more mathematicians than anything. They even had a fully functional 365 day solar calendar. They mainly threw people from high points or dropped people into pits. They did rip hearts out but not as much as he Aztecs. Also the Aztecs were properly called “Mexíca” (said like “mesh-eek-ah”). The Mexíca even skinned people alive then wore their flesh like a suit to honor the god Xipe Totec (said like “sheep-ee-toe-tek”) who was the god of earth fertility. Most of the Mexíca people who were sacrificed had their hearts torn from their chest via four priests holding down each limb and a remove the heart with a flint knife or “tecpatl”. Fun fact, the Mexíca language called Nahuatl, is the most popular Native language in North America in the modern day. I speak it myself actually! Anyway sorry for the long rant. If you have any questions I’m here to answer. Ma cuali oxtli! (“Good luck!” in Nahuatl. Said like “mah kwa-lee oh-sh-tl-ee)
No the human sacrifices will not continue 😢😢@@sky30p75
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I'm not going to lie chat... you are actually insanely hilarious good sh1t
Autor completely mistaken Aztecs with Maya
Could we have a video with nice history? Or does that not exist.
80000 reduces crime rate by 143 percent how
Not Myan's you mean Aztec's right?
would a Military draft be considered a modern sacrifice?
Nasty Nick is definitely guilty of... something
I like your channel because you don't use an AI voice
I thought it was pretty funny 🙂
Man if i was in ancient greek, I'd be kicked out twice
I didn't even realize you made a single joke.
this is just so entertaining and educational ❤😂