Imagine the story. A terrorist bomb arrives on the cargo shuttle. The captain makes a stationwide alert, informing the crew about the bomb, and begs anyone to get rid of the damn thing. A heroic cargo technician steps up, rips the bomb out of the ground, carries it to the nearest unoccupied airlock, throws himself out the airlock WITHOUT A SUIT and kicks off the station, sending himself and the bomb into space, then uses his oxygen tank as a jet to fling himself back to the station and drag himself inside. Freezing cold, suffocating, suffering from decompression sickness and radiation burns, he drags himself back into the station only to be beaten unconscious by security because "He had a bomb", and then dies in custody.
Rates of converting NT employees to Syndicate increased in last years by 127% NT Internal Security department' experts can't pin the reason... Interesting... why..? 👀 _*shitsec amount 39%⬆️_ _*bad command responsibility 57%⬆️_ _*NT suck ass for buying slaves_ Really hmmm....
@@randomRPpersonThey're talkin about how they continued to shit the syndie partner despite the fact that he was on the ground stunned and they could have easily just cuffed em
The absolute improbabiliy of engineering doing their best work resulting of there being no active station alerts that could prove your partial guilt is priceless
Sorry about the "scuffed' quality of the video. Everything went fine in the editing, but it got really shoddy when it ran through UA-cam, for whatever reason.
as a CMO i have a duty to stop most sec players from being revived or cloned. as over half of them are more dangerous to the crew that the actual antags.
@@Drbeattleswhen I play nukie or any antag I only end up killing sec after that I just leave the crew alone I did them more of a favor then I deserved too
I've actually played with most of these guys before, I think both of these secoffs were banned from beestation a while back. Jean-Luc and Max Power atleast I can say for sure, the eternal cycle of server hopping while copping shitsec bans.
That security is such a low iq player it's crazy. Imagine having to wake up and know you can't even accurately explain what happened in front of your own face.
That's one of the reasons I go on Fulp every once in awhile and play Detective lol. You can sort of teach the guys who are clearly clueless and help make rounds a little easier on the guys that get unreasonably abused by sec
"Can I go yet?" "No." Innocent or criminal, I do find it hilarious how often someone who has served their time tries to leave before an officer interrupts with "Hoooold on right there young man, I do believe your cell is this way!" Just noticed it happens more than once in this video.
Funny thing is, he wasn't HOS - acting HOS rather. In fact, apparently almost the entire security team was people they recruited into security rather than round start.
When one man's bullshitting ruins it all for another man, and saddest of all it's not the first time some assistant's bullshitting ruins the round for others.
Surprised there wasn't anyone who came to your defense for that, cause that was a pretty atrocious arrest. The AI seemed to agree with you oprning that window.
Oh hey i was the infil, very happy with murdering most of sec, and in the end the two guys that killed us ate a ban i believe (they both became soulless at about the same time). Finally I got revived instead of the real warden
Oh nah ain't no way at least two of these guys weren't simply roleplaying being Psycho Sec LOL. Used to see that every now and then when I was playing regularly. I remember one guy in particular named William Stone that would get any combination of robusted, arrested, and demoted quite often as Sec Off for abusing crew members.
I think I was there for this game, I don't remember seeing the bomb part but I do remember a syndicate infiltrator disguising himself and summoning a yesman in that exact spot(I was observing that round)
On the other side though, Sec can be a really hard job. The game, by design, is supposed to make you paranoid. I generally operate on two basic sec rules - the innocent don't run, and if they're screaming shitsec at you before you've even noticed them, they're probably hiding something. It always baffles me how people can be super sus one minute and call shitsec the next. I remember one shift, someone snuck up behind me and tried to remove my disabler. I turned and stunned them, cuffed them, and brought them to sec, all the while they were screaming: "It was a joke! Shitsec arresting me for a silly prank! Oh my fucking god!" Honestly... the normal crew often cause more trouble and do more damage than the actual antags haha
What I hate the most about people like this and aren't antagonists, is that most of them claim to be "robust". Most of the robust people I know are people who have a LOT of hours put into security. People complain about security doing a bad job instead of playing security and doing the job themselves.
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Me when the entire shitcurity team was jobbaned from every single station
Imagine the story.
A terrorist bomb arrives on the cargo shuttle. The captain makes a stationwide alert, informing the crew about the bomb, and begs anyone to get rid of the damn thing.
A heroic cargo technician steps up, rips the bomb out of the ground, carries it to the nearest unoccupied airlock, throws himself out the airlock WITHOUT A SUIT and kicks off the station, sending himself and the bomb into space, then uses his oxygen tank as a jet to fling himself back to the station and drag himself inside.
Freezing cold, suffocating, suffering from decompression sickness and radiation burns, he drags himself back into the station only to be beaten unconscious by security because "He had a bomb", and then dies in custody.
Maybe there's a reason why employees of Nanotransen join the syndicate.
Rates of converting NT employees to Syndicate increased in last years by 127%
NT Internal Security department' experts can't pin the reason...
Interesting... why..?
👀
_*shitsec amount 39%⬆️_
_*bad command responsibility 57%⬆️_
_*NT suck ass for buying slaves_
Really hmmm....
average fulpstation security
average you mean every fulp shitcurity
you're playing on fulp station what did you expect?
You should of left it outside security and them disarm it. If they failed, it would've been their department that blew up.
Boink "Why did you bomb security?" Reason "cus shitsec."
@@twisted7016 The bombs unanchored; they can do whatever they like with it. It would be their own fault if they choose to disarm it where it was left.
No cap, I might've done this if I had known they were this terrible beforehand.
should've, not "should of"
@@stragnk1487mate, its fulp, litteraly infamous for this. Both sec and jannies are 13yo tards.
Shitsec when they have to actually fight geared people and not just helpless crew members who would get in trouble for resisting
I mean those same people won the fight with geared syndicate agents at the end. Did you watch the video?
Quite a few of them were killed beforehand though
this is some high tier cop roleplay. Very realistic!
killing without cap permission?????? WHEN THEY HAD YOU BOTH STUNNED shit sec moments
Get real, they are allowed to kill when lethal force is involved
he suicided no?
@@randomRPpersonThey're talkin about how they continued to shit the syndie partner despite the fact that he was on the ground stunned and they could have easily just cuffed em
The absolute improbabiliy of engineering doing their best work resulting of there being no active station alerts that could prove your partial guilt is priceless
I dont think the gasses would stabilize that fast. A normal fire alarm from opening airlock for too long lasts for like 10 minutes
This is when you get admemes involved.
I love Shitcurity.
It's fulp. You ping the admins over security being shitcurrity like that your gonna eat a several day ban for disarming the bomb and resisting arrest.
@JackONhs1 couldn't have said it better myself
@@JackONhs1 or... security gets banned?
Sorry about the "scuffed' quality of the video. Everything went fine in the editing, but it got really shoddy when it ran through UA-cam, for whatever reason.
The AI opened the glass windoor to let you out of the brig, why didn't you slip out at that point?
Yeah I didn't notice that until editing. I was too busy looking for a disposal loop
Smartest security, everyone
"Nanotasen's Finest"
@@stragnk1487 if THAT is Nanotrasens finest, then they need to fire whoever is in charge of hiring people because they have to be a syndie spy
Dip was on sec squad so it makes sense what they did. I remember this round, we let sec officers rot in medbay after that shitshow.
as a CMO i have a duty to stop most sec players from being revived or cloned. as over half of them are more dangerous to the crew that the actual antags.
@@Drbeattleswhen I play nukie or any antag I only end up killing sec after that I just leave the crew alone I did them more of a favor then I deserved too
I've actually played with most of these guys before, I think both of these secoffs were banned from beestation a while back. Jean-Luc and Max Power atleast I can say for sure, the eternal cycle of server hopping while copping shitsec bans.
We are not them. We were ban evading.
@@HWABAG14king..
@@HWABAG14 HWABAC
That security is such a low iq player it's crazy. Imagine having to wake up and know you can't even accurately explain what happened in front of your own face.
hands down the worst sec I have ever seen
Fulp is a fucking pain to play, it's either people who have no idea wtf they're doing or shitsec ruining your shift for no reason.
That's one of the reasons I go on Fulp every once in awhile and play Detective lol. You can sort of teach the guys who are clearly clueless and help make rounds a little easier on the guys that get unreasonably abused by sec
"Can I go yet?"
"No."
Innocent or criminal, I do find it hilarious how often someone who has served their time tries to leave before an officer interrupts with "Hoooold on right there young man, I do believe your cell is this way!"
Just noticed it happens more than once in this video.
Sometimes its hard not to meta grudge in SS13. shit sec.
Dib membrane as command you know its real shitter hours
Funny thing is, he wasn't HOS - acting HOS rather. In fact, apparently almost the entire security team was people they recruited into security rather than round start.
@@stragnk1487 God damn that's idiotic
fulp moment
The fucking skeleton chasing the security officer into the hideout at the perfect moment is so, so fucking funny.
When one man's bullshitting ruins it all for another man, and saddest of all it's not the first time some assistant's bullshitting ruins the round for others.
The average sec player is either genuinely mentally deficient or just constantly seething, with a strong overlap between the two.
shitsec moment
Least skulldented security players
ah fulp shitsec my beloved
I've never seen sec this shit
Reminds me of russian SS14 servers(White Dream mostly). But russian SS13 servers are much better. No shit like that there.
@@proglinuxoid есть и оно там, админы банющие за сам факт того что ты украинец например
Stag Vyser was an ununderstood hero
Sec would be better if it was ran by clowns.
Surprised there wasn't anyone who came to your defense for that, cause that was a pretty atrocious arrest.
The AI seemed to agree with you oprning that window.
Oh hey i was the infil, very happy with murdering most of sec, and in the end the two guys that killed us ate a ban i believe (they both became soulless at about the same time). Finally I got revived instead of the real warden
Yeah, I noticed that most of the sec I saw here I never saw in another round. By the way, were you Carl Yading or someone else?
@@stragnk1487 i was carl yading yeah
most competent security team
Oh nah ain't no way at least two of these guys weren't simply roleplaying being Psycho Sec LOL. Used to see that every now and then when I was playing regularly. I remember one guy in particular named William Stone that would get any combination of robusted, arrested, and demoted quite often as Sec Off for abusing crew members.
4:39 By the way Jean-luk Simpson was acting it seems he was probably the guy how planted the bomb.
I think I was there for this game, I don't remember seeing the bomb part but I do remember a syndicate infiltrator disguising himself and summoning a yesman in that exact spot(I was observing that round)
Dude I remember seeing all this shit on radio while learning robotics
Yeah…. That’s fulp for you….
If I was the botanist that round I'd have OD'd them all on Pax in response to that bullshit
On the other side though, Sec can be a really hard job. The game, by design, is supposed to make you paranoid. I generally operate on two basic sec rules - the innocent don't run, and if they're screaming shitsec at you before you've even noticed them, they're probably hiding something.
It always baffles me how people can be super sus one minute and call shitsec the next.
I remember one shift, someone snuck up behind me and tried to remove my disabler. I turned and stunned them, cuffed them, and brought them to sec, all the while they were screaming:
"It was a joke! Shitsec arresting me for a silly prank! Oh my fucking god!"
Honestly... the normal crew often cause more trouble and do more damage than the actual antags haha
What I hate the most about people like this and aren't antagonists, is that most of them claim to be "robust". Most of the robust people I know are people who have a LOT of hours put into security. People complain about security doing a bad job instead of playing security and doing the job themselves.
Sec is hard,i respect good sec players.
smartest fulp sec
8:08 i dont know what shitty server you are playing on but this is mad cringe, in my professional opinion a maxcap needs to be dropped on this server
Oh God, I LOVE REVENGE SO MUCH.
WOOOO LOCKING UP THE HERO WE SHITSEC NOW BABY
this is why you dont help anyone but yourself
power trip momment
LMAO fulpstation moment
The only thing that server is good for is griefing
peak fulp
this makes me unbelievably angry
Classic Fulp
top 5 anime revenges
Your first (and only) mistake was playing on fulp.
fulpstation the only server that will ban you for playing the game!
Please tell me they got perma job banned
of course its fulpstation
That was fucking stupid. How many of them got jobbanned?
>Security players
lol, lmao even
hate them redshirts
I hope those two got mega perma banned.
This is why i dont play fulpstation anymore
No justice, no peace
should’ve ahelped that shit
Ahelping on fulp leads to getting a ban in response, especially if the reason is shitsec.
@@S71xx I don't know Fulp, why would that get you banned?
@@Petrified_Fox Because it doesnt.
@@Petrified_Fox Shitmins protect bad players and persecute innocent ones
smartest sec
Shitsec momento
You could just press F1 instead suicide
Yeah no, admins on fulps would give you a fullweek ban for resisting arrest and other shits that don’t make sense
Good luke dude
I was the security officer and me and my metacomming friend did this on purpose.
ahelpable?
Worst case of shitsec I've seen so far goddamn
Top 10 worst hos of all time
STRANGE. usually you get permabanned over this type of tom foolery
its fulp. the admemes are shit sec lovers as you'll catch a ban for resisting arrest.
What the cringe