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  • Опубліковано 26 тра 2017
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  • @KalebIA
    @KalebIA  7 років тому +5080

    Guys if you're asking whose Joseph's fiances, you had to have missed the part where Wamuu and Esidisi gave Joseph wedding rings of death. They aren't literally his fiances.
    Plus why would Pillar Men even go for humans, INFERIOR SPECIMENS.

    • @yemmohater2796
      @yemmohater2796 7 років тому +69

      Kaleb I.A. How was the way Caesar fought Wamuu the dumbest way? What other ways would he have used?
      Also this video was great, and the jokes were hilarious.

    • @KalebIA
      @KalebIA  7 років тому +203

      Running up the stairs and punching him so it doesn't create a shadow.
      Doing like almost anything else that doesn't create a shadow LOL

    • @miravyre
      @miravyre 7 років тому +210

      Silly you! Wamuu didn't like JoJo! He had a CRUSH on Caesar!

    • @KalebIA
      @KalebIA  7 років тому +176

      That's it, you're under arrest also

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 7 років тому +57

      At least Joseph tried tying the knot.
      -No one is going to get the joke, so here it is: I meant tying the headband-

  • @reidjordan4545
    @reidjordan4545 4 роки тому +2732

    “Joseph meets Smokey, a character we never see after battle tendency”
    Smokey as mayor in stardust crusaders: am I a joke to you?

    • @chokovok7231
      @chokovok7231 4 роки тому +182

      Reid Jordan that scene was only in the anime as for some reason they felt the need to stretch out the High Priestess arc to 2 episodes

    • @onepunchtroll6290
      @onepunchtroll6290 4 роки тому +222

      And in Erina's death scene we saw young Holly Joestar nobody noticed that

    • @melly7861
      @melly7861 4 роки тому +87

      I tought smokey was avdol

    • @Deezguised
      @Deezguised 4 роки тому +14

      @@melly7861 same. but where even is smokey?

    • @renox8991
      @renox8991 4 роки тому +13

      @@Deezguised he dead

  • @spacetrainbaby3737
    @spacetrainbaby3737 4 роки тому +391

    so you're telling me jonathan got married, laid AND murdered in the span of 9 days?
    what a lad

  • @thatonehatter8085
    @thatonehatter8085 4 роки тому +923

    “You get the death of the best character in Jojo, Danny Joestar”
    Speedwagon: “Funniest joke I’ve ever heard.”

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 4 роки тому +37

      Jonathan Joestar: *don't laugh at these two because it's too pure hearted

    • @dracosmith7781
      @dracosmith7781 4 роки тому +7

      Danny is better but because he dies so early they only talk about the second best speedwagon

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 3 роки тому +2

      Narancia: You are not a clown, you are the entire circus.

    • @obinoscopekenobi9450
      @obinoscopekenobi9450 3 роки тому +1

      @@dracosmith7781 Speedwagon is best waifu

    • @justajobro1266
      @justajobro1266 3 роки тому +1

      Strohiem : *come again*?

  • @TheOneGorgon
    @TheOneGorgon 4 роки тому +606

    "1863, Robert EO Speedwagon was born"
    I thought Jesus was born in 0 AD

    • @lunarSmite
      @lunarSmite 4 роки тому +9

      You mean 0 BC?

    • @readmuvluv
      @readmuvluv 4 роки тому +24

      0 AD and 0 BC is no different

    • @Zhello79
      @Zhello79 4 роки тому +5

      2BC - The Month of Ethiam (Tishri), which is in Autumn, somewhere around September-October.

    • @melviness4769
      @melviness4769 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment

    • @stardust-xk6yp
      @stardust-xk6yp 4 роки тому

      U mean 0 no AD no BC he wan born in 0 ok

  • @cakeknight6269
    @cakeknight6269 7 років тому +3469

    "Joseph got engaged to two vampire strippers and had 30 days to prepare for wedding" sounds a lot more exciting

    • @wibbywoo6176
      @wibbywoo6176 5 років тому +130

      except they weren't vampires, they were two members of the musical aztec trio.

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 5 років тому +81

      @@wibbywoo6176 *greek stripper gods

    • @supahx1421
      @supahx1421 5 років тому +33

      Munjee Syed Aztec*

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 5 років тому +23

      @@supahx1421they are Aztec but that's not what I mean when I say Greek god , Greek god is a term typically meaning very attractive, iys not like they are even gods

    • @supahx1421
      @supahx1421 5 років тому +8

      Munjee Syed Well, ultimate Kars _is_ immortal, and that does constitute for a god. So I would consider Kars a god in the Jojoverse

  • @four-en-tee
    @four-en-tee 7 років тому +7022

    Its okay to cry for Jonathan. He was a gud boi.

    • @moment-zj5qt
      @moment-zj5qt 6 років тому +117

      AntarianSPACE Damn ninjas, cutting onions!

    • @truetotheit6668
      @truetotheit6668 6 років тому +192

      So was Danny so was Danny

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 6 років тому +92

      Some knights praise the sun by raising their arms and casting its light over their skin. A knight like Jonathan praises the sun within his arms. It casts its light in his breath and through his veins.

    • @TobeyFairre7861
      @TobeyFairre7861 5 років тому +7

      As River Song/Melody Pond would say from Doctor Who, "He was a good man."

    • @NineBulletRevolver
      @NineBulletRevolver 5 років тому +2

      AntarianSPACE i cri evrytim

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 4 роки тому +1305

    When you’re literally like a Nazi Terminator and you survive a battle against a literal God but you get killed by some rando Russian

    • @adnspiegel
      @adnspiegel 4 роки тому +72

      Now that I think about it, it's kinda stupid how he died lol

    • @noobdoge5524
      @noobdoge5524 4 роки тому +132

      But he mightve died with a russian stand user

    • @apollo6718
      @apollo6718 4 роки тому +94

      It never said he died
      It said he fell he must of slipped over all the German science

    • @elpoyo8062
      @elpoyo8062 4 роки тому +31

      Fafa Gamer it literally says he was killed at Stalingrad.

    • @apollo6718
      @apollo6718 4 роки тому +44

      El Poyo it was a joke because it said he fell at Stalingrad

  • @evancurtis9958
    @evancurtis9958 5 років тому +190

    "Joseph gets engaged to two giant men and has 33 days to get ready for the wedding."
    That got me so good. I just couldn't stop laughing.

    • @ArcticTehWeirdo
      @ArcticTehWeirdo 3 роки тому +1

      I cannot like this because there is 33 likes already

    • @MrSex-bm9ni
      @MrSex-bm9ni 3 роки тому

      I was looking for this comment for too long.

  • @doornumb
    @doornumb 5 років тому +2276

    So that means Joseph is older than Josuke's grandfather.
    ...

    • @D0rlisok
      @D0rlisok 5 років тому +238

      Of course, Josuke’s grandfather was still working whereas Joseph was barely able to walk properly and had mental issues

    • @mon_jay
      @mon_jay 5 років тому +158

      @@D0rlisok i think he meant that it was weird that his father is older than his grandfather

    • @kjzatop1163
      @kjzatop1163 4 роки тому +52

      Josuke's mom is disgusting

    • @elynations4651
      @elynations4651 4 роки тому +26

      Bizarre, right?

    • @xenontynnos8888
      @xenontynnos8888 4 роки тому +11

      Okay. I have not once seen anyone else say this, but technically speaking, wouldn't Josuke be Jotaro's younger uncle?

  • @FadedPhoenixYT
    @FadedPhoenixYT 7 років тому +4918

    Speedwagon didn't die. He lives on in our hearts.

    • @flothronk.2588
      @flothronk.2588 6 років тому +49

      FadedPhoenix Who is cutting onions?

    • @trinityzero
      @trinityzero 6 років тому +28

      speedwagon did not die he escape the 2 d world and into our old

    • @juanokug4
      @juanokug4 6 років тому +22

      FadedPhoenix Speedwagon is immortal

    • @delusionalnoodles
      @delusionalnoodles 6 років тому +24

      speedwagon is best jojo

    • @randommf1
      @randommf1 5 років тому +1

      :'v

  • @tradingforsouls
    @tradingforsouls 4 роки тому +548

    “The Beginning Of Stroheim”
    “The End Of Stroheim”

    • @Malevolence460
      @Malevolence460 4 роки тому +14

      It was the best of times and it was the worst of times

    • @surburus5986
      @surburus5986 3 роки тому +2

      I think stroheim was the speedwagon of Battle tendency

    • @gyonafra7686
      @gyonafra7686 2 роки тому

      @Elizabeth Abraham yeah but speedwagon isn't the speedwagon in battle tendency like he was speedwagon in phantom blood

  • @ruruyu59
    @ruruyu59 5 років тому +330

    *APPRECIATE SPEEDWAGON*
    *BE LIKE SPEEDWAGON*
    this man earned my respect 👌

  • @hellothere9407
    @hellothere9407 6 років тому +269

    4:00 the most important date in human history

    • @ZoZo-fh6tq
      @ZoZo-fh6tq 4 роки тому +7

      Mad shit for someone in ora distance

    • @samdal420
      @samdal420 4 роки тому +1

      yes

  • @Paulo-fo4ut
    @Paulo-fo4ut 5 років тому +200

    Looting a carriage.
    |
    |
    |
    Universe reset

  • @versyn7767
    @versyn7767 4 роки тому +177

    Kaleb: We never see Smokey again
    Me: *Remembers his cameo in Stardust Crusaders as mayor in New York*

    • @GabiNat7
      @GabiNat7 4 роки тому +3

      He have a cameo in Stardust crusaders?
      W H E N?

    • @carnivorze1052
      @carnivorze1052 4 роки тому +3

      @@GabiNat7 When the Crusaders are in the yellow submarine

  • @roriksavant
    @roriksavant 7 років тому +440

    The manga actually points out that Ceaser and Jojo find it unusual that they didn't starve in hell climb pillar

    • @JJLarge
      @JJLarge 2 роки тому +1

      How did they not piss and shit themselves

  • @Trentmoment
    @Trentmoment 6 років тому +904

    Smokey is actually referenced in a magazine Suzie Q. is reading in stardust crusaders

    • @quinton5540
      @quinton5540 5 років тому +2

      Edgelord Kage how

    • @saelethil
      @saelethil 5 років тому +89

      @@quinton5540 In one shot (at least in the anime) in Suzie Q's appartment, when Joseph calls her from the submarine, there is a photo of Smoky saying he was a president or something along the lines.

    • @kesorangutan6170
      @kesorangutan6170 5 років тому +83

      Also in another Suzie Q scene, there were huge banners in New york's skyscrapers that say "Vote Smokey Brown". with smokey posing. After Smokey became mayor of some city in Georgia(probably Atlanta) Smokey became Mayor of NYC and he's running for his second term.

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 років тому +2

      @@kesorangutan6170 how did you spot that?

    • @fishgilbert6875
      @fishgilbert6875 5 років тому +9

      @@theworldoverheavan560 If you go on the wiki, like me i was interested if they just threw the character away and that's where I found it

  • @lazyRider420
    @lazyRider420 5 років тому +139

    11:35 well actually the first electric guitar was created in 1930.

    • @uiius
      @uiius 4 роки тому +2

      i was about to say

    • @ngongameplay
      @ngongameplay 3 роки тому +1

      Still doesnt make sense because kars awoke a month ago

    • @lazyRider420
      @lazyRider420 3 роки тому +4

      @@ngongameplay yeah but he's highly intelligent. He could have passed by a music shop when looking for the stone of aja. He can literally realize how something works just from one look

    • @juanignaciojaime7563
      @juanignaciojaime7563 3 роки тому

      @@lazyRider420 Even if he learned what it was, there was no reason for him to make a -JoJo- guitar reference because for making a -JoJo- reference, you need to have a emotional connection (happiness, jollity, etc) with the thing you are representing and I doubt Kars could make such thing in so little time.
      Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

    • @th3radlad_727
      @th3radlad_727 3 роки тому

      @@ngongameplay Santana learned English pretty quickly mind you

  • @cale0176
    @cale0176 4 роки тому +56

    "Aaaaaand Joseph picks rock.
    Rock wins."
    Perhaps the best summary of how Joseph fights.

  • @whitedonut5920
    @whitedonut5920 5 років тому +636

    October 16 should be a holiday because that's when best girl speedwagon is born

    • @gokusupreme5707
      @gokusupreme5707 5 років тому +31

      Lol October 16 is actually my birthday

    • @mohomonkey9906
      @mohomonkey9906 4 роки тому +27

      goku supreme you are part speedwagon

    • @pxaches8379
      @pxaches8379 4 роки тому +23

      @@mohomonkey9906 J-Jotaro.. Do the thing,
      The thing... the y'know
      The ora

    • @thepowersurfer1490
      @thepowersurfer1490 4 роки тому +3

      Do you mean best waifu

    • @memorokei
      @memorokei 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh my mom was born in october 16

  • @Pharmasboy
    @Pharmasboy 7 років тому +1356

    *"Full JoJo Timeline"*
    _not actual full timeline_
    -good job-
    great job

    • @KalebIA
      @KalebIA  7 років тому +170

      It's a bird?
      It's a plane!
      It's in the description!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Pharmasboy
      @Pharmasboy 7 років тому +33

      Kaleb I.A. 'twas but a jape. Also I enjoyed the video; thanks for making it. :)

    • @Funstun-yk7oo
      @Funstun-yk7oo 7 років тому

      Kaleb I.A. Dio damn it

    • @peterjoyayangod4349
      @peterjoyayangod4349 5 років тому +2

      Yareyare - Jotaro

    • @phantomhades2926
      @phantomhades2926 2 роки тому

      Free guy reference?

  • @raizero1330
    @raizero1330 4 роки тому +72

    "Joseph meets Smokey, a character we never see after Battle Tendency"
    Also Smokey: *becomes the president of something in part 3*

    • @mendeta07
      @mendeta07 3 роки тому +1

      @Low xang yen of a town in gerogia*

  • @akioreos
    @akioreos 3 роки тому +28

    Just found out Reimi is actually older than Jotaro.

  • @sigil4205
    @sigil4205 7 років тому +379

    "Jonathan and Erina look at each other for a long time and Speedwagon withdraws coolly."

  • @enderscout1675
    @enderscout1675 7 років тому +566

    7:04
    "They didn't include it in the anime."
    Actually, they did! Just ... rather than the usual "Next Episode" segment after the credits, it shows Wang Chen returning to the ruins of the Joestar Mansion, who stumbles across the Stone Mask and Dio, somewhat alive, and gets his blood stolen by Dio, promptly becoming a vampire, or at the least, a zombie.

    • @irregulargamer1352
      @irregulargamer1352 5 років тому +12

      Yes. Thought I was imagining things for a second but this guy just never watched jojo throughly.

    • @kawwaiicat7032
      @kawwaiicat7032 5 років тому +16

      @@irregulargamer1352 To be fair I usually never watch the end credit scenes either

    • @UnkwnFlava
      @UnkwnFlava 5 років тому +4

      Kawwaii Cat me neither I just went back to watch the end credits because of this video

  • @moniquic
    @moniquic 5 років тому +35

    Jonathan was a cinnamon roll
    Speedwagon was an angel
    Caesar and Joseph were both opposites and had this teenager rivalry
    Jotaro and Polnareff were the funny combination with passive/ aggresive friendship
    Josuke and okuyasu BROMANCE LEGIT

  • @MilkMan69420
    @MilkMan69420 4 роки тому +82

    "we didn't see smokey after battle tendency"
    he's in the magazine as the governor in a part of stardust crusaders.

  • @PlayerZeroStart
    @PlayerZeroStart 7 років тому +188

    "Smokey, a character we never see after Battle Tendency..." While he never makes a physical appearance, he is shown on a magazine on a table in Suzi and Joseph's room.

    • @modernspartan98
      @modernspartan98 5 років тому +8

      He became Martin Luther king actually

    • @rotundmonibuv5103
      @rotundmonibuv5103 4 роки тому +4

      @@nonoctoro4933 He became the Mayor of Georgia in part 3, as can be seen on a magazine.

  • @jikata31
    @jikata31 7 років тому +768

    Mario, did you lay this egg?

    • @kiara3858
      @kiara3858 5 років тому

      Lel

    • @tigerwarrior1787
      @tigerwarrior1787 5 років тому +4

      No... his Yoshi on the side however...
      *That's how that works, right?*

  • @323starlight
    @323starlight 5 років тому +38

    Dio rises from the ashes of the joestar manor. They didn’t include this in the anime.
    Actually, they did. As an end credits scene.

  • @leoregulus4621
    @leoregulus4621 4 роки тому +14

    You actually do see smokey again in part 3 in a picture frame and they say he's the 1st black mayor of new york

  • @spassgost1762
    @spassgost1762 5 років тому +70

    "Joseph, age 13, saves Speedwagon with the power of breathing"
    **MUCINEX AD**

  • @megasupergames
    @megasupergames 7 років тому +79

    8:57 I love that Joseph at age 13 behaved exactly like Jotaro did at age 17. Really drives home how much of a moody teenager Jotaro comes off as.

  • @bigmanjones2553
    @bigmanjones2553 5 років тому +27

    *GOD BLESS JONATHAN JOESTAR I LOVE HIM*

  • @retro9804
    @retro9804 5 років тому +16

    Johnathan: dies
    Joseph: Am i a joke to you?

  • @ebolaspreadn2478
    @ebolaspreadn2478 7 років тому +683

    Our lord and saviour was born on 1863? Okay that's all I needed to know!

    • @marywilliams2154
      @marywilliams2154 7 років тому +62

      *D I O - S A M A*

    • @kptlt.phillipthomsen5973
      @kptlt.phillipthomsen5973 6 років тому +97

      No Mary...He meant Speedwagon

    • @zentstar7x
      @zentstar7x 6 років тому +12

      Mary Williams
      I just realized that your name is the same with Jonathan's Mom name and Will A. Zeppeli
      That's Double JoJoke

    • @mcjuanwoah4138
      @mcjuanwoah4138 6 років тому +1

      OH YEAH YEAH

    • @animotor3342
      @animotor3342 5 років тому

      Worship SPEEDWAGON!

  • @omaralfar1666
    @omaralfar1666 3 роки тому +6

    10:16 “Joseph gets engaged to two giant men and has 33 days to get ready for the wedding” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @birdbrain691
    @birdbrain691 3 роки тому +4

    Correction- We see Smokey on a magazine when we see Suzi Q again (Joseph makes the call from the submarine and it cuts to Suzi Q and she’s picking out an outfit for Smokey’s mayoral event thing).

  • @lampshade6967
    @lampshade6967 7 років тому +167

    October 16th needs to be come a world recognized holiday honoring speedwagon

  • @robertspeedwagon2600
    @robertspeedwagon2600 7 років тому +448

    I like some appreciation

    • @jackavalon9219
      @jackavalon9219 7 років тому +23

      SUPEEDOWAGOHN

    • @FlareCano
      @FlareCano 5 років тому +1

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
      (Gives a Zeppeli hat with blades)
      You see this hat's blades can withdraw (Cooly)

    • @hunterb6498
      @hunterb6498 5 років тому

      SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

    • @generickitten8800
      @generickitten8800 5 років тому

      i would give you the amount of appreciation you want and even more
      speedwagon best boi

    • @3on324
      @3on324 5 років тому

      Your so beautiful your heart Gabe out ❤️

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 4 роки тому +15

    3:58 Mist important section of the timeline

  • @sahanag836
    @sahanag836 4 роки тому +2

    LOVE this video. You truly did justice to the series. Keep it up!

  • @daniels7568
    @daniels7568 6 років тому +91

    "you'll forget about these two guys"
    don't tell me to do something that i have already done

  • @numbericholyspongeofillusi932
    @numbericholyspongeofillusi932 7 років тому +439

    SPEEDWAGON IS THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER ON JOJO

  • @user-vi5vn1gm6p
    @user-vi5vn1gm6p 4 роки тому +11

    10:10 the ending of Mark sounds funny and sad at the same time

  • @owen3454
    @owen3454 4 роки тому +5

    I wish we could have a part 9 where the main villain is Santana who survived the reset and lived the whole way through the timeline becoming more powerful than all the pillar men

  • @leesnow2701
    @leesnow2701 7 років тому +525

    You forgot, in 0 there's the birth of
    JEEEEEEESUS
    that's important because Steel Ball Run an-

    • @soullessgamer2132
      @soullessgamer2132 7 років тому +52

      lee Snow this is original universe only

    • @leesnow2701
      @leesnow2701 7 років тому +86

      true
      but Jesus was still born I guess

    • @graham4564
      @graham4564 7 років тому +5

      Depends on what timeline it is.

    • @yeetabix1577
      @yeetabix1577 7 років тому +32

      is loving jesus legal yet

    • @greethree2819
      @greethree2819 7 років тому +7

      Jesus was born in 1* there's no such year like 0

  • @JacketCK
    @JacketCK 6 років тому +285

    Wait so in CIRCA 8,000 B.C. wamuu was a 2,000 year old baby wtf?

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 років тому +4

      Yep

    • @annwithnoe
      @annwithnoe 5 років тому +12

      Ompharus the pillar people aged differently

    • @quqsis7138
      @quqsis7138 5 років тому +2

      No it was santviento that aged 2000 bc year old wammu is older he born 10000 bc

    • @sylveuzs
      @sylveuzs 4 роки тому +1

      quqsi 's It’s santana, didiot (no offense, santana is the actual name of “sanviento.”)

    • @rickysanchez147
      @rickysanchez147 4 роки тому

      Lmao I was boutta say that👏

  • @adnspiegel
    @adnspiegel 4 роки тому +10

    11:33
    1931
    1931: The Rickenbacker “Frying Pan”
    The “frying pan” was the first electric guitar ever produced. The instrument was created in 1931 by George Beauchamp, and subsequently manufactured by Rickenbacker Electro.

  • @asagadam550
    @asagadam550 3 роки тому

    Don't spoil me battle tendency please, I've just started rewatching it for the fifth time.

  • @wowhowbizarre8176
    @wowhowbizarre8176 5 років тому +170

    Everyone: hey let’s no go in there right now we will definitely die
    Caeser: goes in and dies
    Everyone: CARSER!!!!!!!!!

    • @heehoo4207
      @heehoo4207 5 років тому +11

      C A R S E R

    • @pxaches8379
      @pxaches8379 4 роки тому +11

      @@heehoo4207 Ç Æ Ř § Ę Ŕ

    • @schizoposter4705
      @schizoposter4705 4 роки тому +3

      Caesar: “Can I... can I do something real quick?”
      Lisa Lisa: “No!”
      Caesar: *gets killed by Wamuu* “UWAHHHOOOO”
      Lisa lisa: “ I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT”

    • @springlocked.
      @springlocked. 4 роки тому +1

      karser

    • @kawakommunist8549
      @kawakommunist8549 4 роки тому +1

      Carser

  • @mustardwizard
    @mustardwizard 7 років тому +371

    So Wammu spend 2,000 years as an infant?

    • @Funstun-yk7oo
      @Funstun-yk7oo 7 років тому +14

      Anime Belongs in the Trash yes I've seen you before I wonder if their in their pillar men 20s

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 7 років тому +70

      again, this is the same series where a man who is older than a woman's grandfather bangs a hot young Japanese teen and gets her pregnant.

    • @raylenosgarage4932
      @raylenosgarage4932 6 років тому +59

      and that's not even the weirdest relationship considering Giorno is literally Jotaro's great, great uncle while also being younger than him.

    • @romajikaiser8450
      @romajikaiser8450 6 років тому +4

      The girl with the troll face tatoo you mean great grand uncle

    • @paulanobrega2162
      @paulanobrega2162 6 років тому +12

      Dio had jonathan's penis

  • @TheSipex
    @TheSipex 5 років тому +4

    9:35
    Smokey has a cameo in part 3 tho. When Susie Q is picking a dress u see Smokey brown on the cover of a magazine

  • @lordapproximitusthegreat9982
    @lordapproximitusthegreat9982 5 років тому +12

    we do see smokey in stardust crusaders in the charity poster dude.

  • @clown-cult96
    @clown-cult96 7 років тому +127

    "THE FATHER OF THE DEVIL IS BORN" Also yes Jonathan deserved better, we all learned more history from Jojo than actual history, Joseph gets in a threeway with baras, Kars breaks the fourth wall.
    #BeLikeSpeedwagon

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 років тому +1

      Abby Beatson Speak for yourself. I love history.

    • @lilbelugaTV
      @lilbelugaTV 2 роки тому

      #BeLikeSpeedwagon

  • @rubik54
    @rubik54 5 років тому +34

    12:11 1942 Holly Joestar is born
    12:19 1945 Josuke's grandfather is born
    Holy shit Josuke's sister is older than his grandfather and not only did Joseph sleep with someone young enough to be his daughter but to be his granddaughter. Damn I knew he was a lot older than her but this puts it into perspective

    • @rishylefishe
      @rishylefishe 4 роки тому

      HOW THE HELL IS IT HIS SISTER AHEGAGEJAGDJGAUDAH

    • @GTS-dh9wj
      @GTS-dh9wj 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh imagine having a sister older than your grandfather

    • @user-pj7ur2pk4t
      @user-pj7ur2pk4t 3 роки тому

      You have to be really stretching it to say that Tomoko is young enough to be his granddaughter

  • @zeablade9072
    @zeablade9072 3 роки тому +1

    Kaleb: So we don't see Smokey after battle tendency
    Magazine: Are we a joke to you?

  • @Garedeus
    @Garedeus 4 роки тому +11

    Speedwagon: *born in October 16*
    Me: *born in October 11*
    Baby me: damn boy, that one was close

    • @lazmo4941
      @lazmo4941 2 роки тому

      My older brother : *born in October 16*
      Baby him : perfect

  • @RainbowicNiGHTS
    @RainbowicNiGHTS 7 років тому +178

    In short, it's mainly Kars fault that part 1 through 6 happens.

    • @zentstar7x
      @zentstar7x 6 років тому +30

      1: Kars created a stone mask and was used by Dio
      2: Kars made a mistake
      3: Stone Mask + Stando + Gay Priest at his 16 (?)
      4: This time it was Joseph and Kars
      5: DIO had a Kid
      6: Gay Priest and DIO's Kid (Sequel)

    • @sheogorath843
      @sheogorath843 4 роки тому +1

      Mmmm.......

  • @AaronMorel01
    @AaronMorel01 7 років тому +65

    7:00 I swear they included this scene after the credits of episode 3.

    • @Bilboban
      @Bilboban 6 років тому +1

      Aaron Of Doom they did

  • @pock_is_distant3398
    @pock_is_distant3398 4 роки тому +9

    "Mario zeppeli laid an egg"
    *intense doijin flashbacks*

  • @Ouryuu-Zenokun
    @Ouryuu-Zenokun 4 роки тому +2

    6:24 we need a full version

  • @jacobtietjen2099
    @jacobtietjen2099 7 років тому +47

    Did you say the Greece Ball Run?! The fuck?!

    • @BlackKnightsCommander
      @BlackKnightsCommander 7 років тому +8

      Jacob Tietjen I thought he said Grease, like the Hamon conducting oil.

  • @BradLad56
    @BradLad56 6 років тому +41

    Joseph didn't get the tommy gun from nowhere, he got it from hammer space lol

    • @sus4644
      @sus4644 5 років тому +1

      it was a literal asspull

    • @Reed5016
      @Reed5016 Рік тому +1

      It was fuuinjutsu bro.

  • @josephikrakowskiwithflextape
    @josephikrakowskiwithflextape 4 роки тому +2

    7:04 pretty sure there was a after-credits scene of Dio rising from the ashes.

  • @shoeske2525
    @shoeske2525 3 роки тому +1

    8:43
    'Appreciate what you guys have'
    THIS LINE ANGERS ME WAY TOO MUCH
    Main reason because my parents are DIVORCED since I was 4

  • @gamer_x403
    @gamer_x403 7 років тому +82

    October 16th 1863
    remember that day

  • @josecardenas9574
    @josecardenas9574 7 років тому +20

    Caesar is my favorite jojo character R.I.P Caesar zeppeli his death made me sad but made me really love this show.

  • @mrdreamy1747
    @mrdreamy1747 4 роки тому

    "Kars picks endless supply of power in the form of paper, and Joseph picks rock."
    * Kars floats through space *
    "Rock wins"

  • @darthvader5027
    @darthvader5027 4 роки тому +1

    6:23 is just amazing besides for the part about Danny but I could jam out to that for hours l..

  • @sonnic1995
    @sonnic1995 6 років тому +5

    7:55 i just love the voice change lol
    RIP Jonathan Joestar... too pure for this world of sin

  • @mdudegamer
    @mdudegamer 7 років тому +20

    I liked the extra commentary. It's nice to have a defined timeline.

  • @Amaling
    @Amaling 4 роки тому +1

    Well done dude, the part of the old dude with the shitty neutral stand born in 1934 was phenomenal

  • @fkristi1452
    @fkristi1452 5 років тому +11

    1945 josukes grandfather is born but wait what about his dad .... oh yeah his dad is older then is grandfather

  • @Commenter23412341235
    @Commenter23412341235 7 років тому +30

    Can't wait for part 2, this is great!

  • @KiddSteely
    @KiddSteely 5 років тому +13

    9:34 smokey actually briefly appears in part 3 on a brochure for a Government rally

  • @DeeDolp
    @DeeDolp 5 років тому +1

    Jacksepticeye was born the same day Jonathan died, just many years apart

  • @jotarokujo2269
    @jotarokujo2269 4 роки тому +4

    When Jonathan does the overdrive it looks like hes about to wip

  • @Kale-xt6gi
    @Kale-xt6gi 5 років тому +10

    "Kars uses Shadow Clone jutsu" Outstanding move

  • @jordanhitman
    @jordanhitman 7 років тому +6

    Finding the song at 6:23 was a pain in the ass, so in case anyone else was wondering:
    *J.T. Joestar's Bizarre Adventure is it? [Last Vampire Brando D] (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure x Touhou)*
    ua-cam.com/video/n3AKM3tO9Dk/v-deo.html

    • @Kroue
      @Kroue 6 років тому +2

      doing the lord's work

    • @alexkazam444
      @alexkazam444 6 років тому +1

      Brostab Kami Sama

  • @mr.osmosis5713
    @mr.osmosis5713 4 роки тому +2

    9:36
    Well, not exactly. We do find out he becomes a politician in SDC, but that's all we see.

  • @kingofskrubsq7627
    @kingofskrubsq7627 4 роки тому +1

    my birthday is 2 days away from speedwagon this is epic

  • @zachwallace483
    @zachwallace483 7 років тому +36

    Notice how he didn't cover the MAJOR PLOT HOLE left in the anime.
    If Erina and baby whatshisface escaped the exploding boat within that one coffin that was carrying xxx(it was the only coffin in the boat), then how did dio survive the exploding boat "via sinking coffin"
    But good job patching it up tho

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 років тому +10

      Datbossbr0 idk DIO's coffin had two compartments. After beheading Jonathan, Dio used what remained of his vampiric strength to get into the coffin. Erina was able to get into the top compartment after Dio got in, and after surviving the explosion, drifted at sea. Dio most likely didn't kill her because it wasn't worth it at the time to do so, and because he was too weak. Once Erina is picked up near the Canary Islands, it's presumably daytime, so Dio could do nothing when they let it sink into the ocean.

  • @isaacsussman5632
    @isaacsussman5632 7 років тому +29

    i have made a vow to never forget Loggins and Messina. no good reason but its funny to mention them outta nowhere when discussing jojo.

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 років тому +1

      Isaac sussman They were some pretty great guys. They gave Caesar and Joseph hell, and they were still pretty good practical jokers.

  • @JanZamani
    @JanZamani Рік тому

    I kinda love how rambling and casual Kaleb's videos are.
    Kinda like interdimensional cabke

  • @ThatSpaceMann
    @ThatSpaceMann 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you SO MUCH for clearing up this timeline! It is SO CONFUSING for me!

  • @excitedcat9517
    @excitedcat9517 5 років тому +4

    6:05
    Ah man, you can tell there was anger in his voice xD

  • @noigotgame1tv
    @noigotgame1tv 5 років тому +4

    I actually love you for caring about jonathon. Him and joesph are the best jojos and every just forgets about jonathon and dislikes him. They also did jonathon dirty in the show:(

  • @aidanbeattie8341
    @aidanbeattie8341 4 роки тому +1

    We do see smokey in part 3, when its showed the call between Erina and Jospeh theres a pamphlet about him on the table in the joestar residence

  • @wahaha.
    @wahaha. 5 років тому

    9:34 Smokey actually appears in a magazine during Stardust Crusaders when Suzie Q calls Joseph in a submarine. I didn't notice it until I rewatched Stardust Crusaders with my sister.

  • @pr5636
    @pr5636 7 років тому +88

    Hold up, was that a Nintendo Switch reference?

  • @HydraDominus
    @HydraDominus 5 років тому +5

    “The beginning of stroheim... the end of stroheim” lmfao

  • @JMeisterV
    @JMeisterV 3 роки тому +2

    2:02 “Sleep, my masters!”

  • @vortexanimations7983
    @vortexanimations7983 5 років тому +4

    (They didn’t include this in the anime) 2years later
    Netflix:GET THIS SHIT ON HERE AND FIX IT!

  • @chrono7318
    @chrono7318 7 років тому +24

    LMAO *GREASE BALL RUN*

  • @morbidgull8922
    @morbidgull8922 5 років тому +3

    That part where dio escapes from the mansion ashes was covered in the anime at least I remember it

  • @SC4RRL3TT
    @SC4RRL3TT 5 років тому +1

    12:53
    What a beautiful *Duwang*
    *chew*
    It's almost like a picnic

  • @DonutLord67
    @DonutLord67 5 років тому +4

    Whatever happened to tomoko higashikata when she got trapped in paper because of fear?

  • @JerickW-sz8fp
    @JerickW-sz8fp 5 років тому +5

    The first season had a major death so fast I was like "what he died?" But then it went to Joseph and I ended up liking him more then I thought he died so I was confused again buy he didnt then I went onto season 2 and I was around episode 12 or so and i was wondering when one of the main group will die and as soon as i said that advol died so i was like "oh there it is" this anime makes u get connected to the characters so fast it sucks when they die

    • @auracts653
      @auracts653 3 роки тому

      Joseph didn’t die u numbskull

    • @JerickW-sz8fp
      @JerickW-sz8fp 3 роки тому

      @@auracts653 did u not see me say but he didn't die u numbskull

    • @auracts653
      @auracts653 3 роки тому

      J 671 aw fuck guess I’ll die