RANKING CARTOON DADS (featuring my ANGST)

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  • RANKING CARTOON DADS (featuring my ANGST) | Which of these dads was YOUR FAVORITE? Did you disagree with any of my placements? (other than Bob)
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  • @AthenaPOfficial
    @AthenaPOfficial  15 днів тому +182

    GREG THREAD ON TUMBLR www.tumblr.com/what-is-my-aesthetic/753360421564678144/ladyloveandjustice-ramblinseahorsey-theres

    • @Chickennugget--
      @Chickennugget-- 14 днів тому +9

      I think that pearl was the antagonist, yeah i said it, pearl kept secrets lied and even put people down because of a biological factor thats unchangeable or because of their non-present mom.

    • @skullmothstudios713
      @skullmothstudios713 14 днів тому +3

      @@Chickennugget-- did…did you watch the show? She lied because she was magically bound to secrecy. There are multiple times through out the show that she wants to tell the truth but pink diamonds curse prevents her. Everytime she covers her mouth with her hands it’s her trying to tell the truth.

    • @skullmothstudios713
      @skullmothstudios713 14 днів тому

      @@Chickennugget-- she never put Steven down because of his mom and the only reason she kept pointing out that Greg was a human is because rose dating him would be like a human dating a fly. He would have died in the blink of her eye if she didn’t make Steven.

    • @jarrellfamily1422
      @jarrellfamily1422 13 днів тому

      I think other youtubers like schaffrillas productions were what made you think shrek 3 was bad

    • @Inkbone3785
      @Inkbone3785 12 днів тому

      Please do “legends of the guardians the owls of ga'hoole” PLEASE🙇‍♂️🙏

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 15 днів тому +1643

    I'm a bit bummed that Dr. Doofenshmirtz never made it on the tier list. Despite being the villain who wanted to take over the tri-state area, he's a loving dad who did everything he can to give Vannesa the best life, which is something that he lacked in his childhood.

  • @jessicacaraballo645
    @jessicacaraballo645 15 днів тому +1161

    The fact that canonically shreks parents tried to eat him makes him an even better parent

    • @Arlojay-bw3vp
      @Arlojay-bw3vp 15 днів тому +22

      What

    • @kctaylor7563
      @kctaylor7563 15 днів тому

      @@Arlojay-bw3vp go watch the 3ed movie you'll find out

    • @mehmeh3745
      @mehmeh3745 15 днів тому +88

      @@Arlojay-bw3vp He literally said they tried to commit cannibalism how did you miss that???? 😭

    • @sleeppotionsXD
      @sleeppotionsXD 15 днів тому +18

      ​@@mehmeh3745THEY WHAT

    • @artistanthony1007
      @artistanthony1007 15 днів тому +83

      ​@@mehmeh3745It was just his dad, he never brought up his mother but I'm assuming she is where Shrek gets the more humane attributes.

  • @pineappleprincess9704
    @pineappleprincess9704 15 днів тому +1473

    The lack of Mr Heeler makes me cry a bit. He's such a great dad 😭

    • @AthenaPOfficial
      @AthenaPOfficial  15 днів тому +516

      I just posted this how do you know already?? 😅

    • @madnessarcade7447
      @madnessarcade7447 15 днів тому +136

      @@AthenaPOfficialhe probably skimmed the video bar to find his suggestion I do that too sometimes 😅

    • @madnessarcade7447
      @madnessarcade7447 15 днів тому +22

      @@AthenaPOfficialprobably skimmed the video bar 😅

    • @pineappleprincess9704
      @pineappleprincess9704 15 днів тому +54

      ​@@AthenaPOfficial Went all the way to the end to check

    • @Tay64111
      @Tay64111 15 днів тому +47

      SAME! I was really hoping he’d be in it, considering he got dad of the year one time.

  • @SpecialInterestShow
    @SpecialInterestShow 15 днів тому +385

    Buck Cluck also named his kid, who is a chicken, Chicken Little.
    That's like naming a kid "Human Small"

    • @ethnictendo
      @ethnictendo 14 днів тому

      Not to mention, chickens are the females of their species. This movie was made before that became cool. As is, he's calling his son a sissy by default.

    • @maddiekoester7785
      @maddiekoester7785 13 днів тому +50

      Chicken Little is actually a cruel nickname because he’s such a small chicken. His real name is Ace Cluck.

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow 13 днів тому +6

      @@maddiekoester7785 oh? Interesting!

    • @jjackmn1
      @jjackmn1 8 днів тому

      Buck Cluck the fuck

    • @Bala_Niranna
      @Bala_Niranna 4 дні тому +2

      Guy Small is a theoretically possible name. statistically speaking he exists/ed

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 15 днів тому +528

    Ferb's dad is S tier, mainly because he's how I found out my type in men: nerdy, dorky, and British. But also because he loves his kids so much, and it doesn't matter if they're his biological kid or not. There were times when he encouraged Phineas and Ferb, he took time to teach Candace how to parallel park, and in the episode when he turned evil, he turned good again after seeing his kids. I love this man so much.

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 15 днів тому +40

      He’s also voiced by Richard O’Brian, aka Riff Raff in Rocky Horror

    • @sappysaphic420
      @sappysaphic420 14 днів тому +40

      And he runs an antique shop with his wife, truly a fantastic man

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 14 днів тому +21

      @@sappysaphic420 He truly is living the American dream

    • @RandumYTenjoyer05
      @RandumYTenjoyer05 8 днів тому +1

      @@one-onessadhalf3393”where are all the Rocknroll numbers?”😂😂

    • @rosies69
      @rosies69 7 днів тому

      Eww

  • @Allthingsasian
    @Allthingsasian 15 днів тому +374

    My problem with Poof is that his whole existence kinda takes away from the found family concept. Cosmo and Wanda being so desperate for their own child, crying everytime they saw a baby and how much they wanted their own kind of takes away the fact that Timmy is supposed to be their ‘child’ anyway.

    • @abbyward2952
      @abbyward2952 14 днів тому +34

      I can kinda get your reasoning but to cosmo and Wanda being Timmy's fairys is only temporary they love Timmy but would typically only have him for 6 years with him at max I think. Since kids give up their fairies once they grow up and also have their memories wiped I would consider it similar to being a nanny but without even a chance be in their lives once their adults so them wanting a child they get to keep and be apart of that kids entire life makes since to me also I'm pretty sure fairies don't die of old age or if they do they still have ridiculously long lifespan so having a kid that won't die before they do is also a major factor I would think.

    • @FeligamiAdrizoeSworaBunnydoll
      @FeligamiAdrizoeSworaBunnydoll 14 днів тому +30

      Sighs. Timmy is their child technically yes. But that’s no excuse to hate on Poof! Both are great sons for Cosmo and Wanda. I don’t want to argue about this. Especially considering how angry I was when Poof started randomly going missing for no reason in season 9 and 10.

    • @IShy2
      @IShy2 14 днів тому +25

      I personally think Poof is fine, Sparky is pushing it, and Chloe was the breaking point

    • @Allthingsasian
      @Allthingsasian 14 днів тому +13

      @@FeligamiAdrizoeSworaBunnydoll I personally don't hate Poof but i’m merely trying to explain why his entire concept and being written into the show was a bad idea and they could have gone a better way about it.

    • @destinee6590
      @destinee6590 14 днів тому +22

      Poof could have potentially been used to really reinforce the found family concept and given us the great dynamic of an adopted + biological family and instead they fumbled it So Hard.

  • @Halloweenish
    @Halloweenish 15 днів тому +199

    MY personal honorable mentions:
    Bandit (Bluey)
    King Micah (She-Ra)
    Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time)
    Hakoda (The Last Airbender)
    Tenzin and Tonraq (Legend of Korra)
    Mr Ping (Kung Fu Panda)
    Dr Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

  • @Zozo_Eclipse
    @Zozo_Eclipse 15 днів тому +668

    The hot to go Parody but instead spelling out “Daddy issues” is Gold.

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 15 днів тому +7

      @void_stranger6353 My dad makes me cry, I need some tissues!

    • @erin.artemis
      @erin.artemis 13 днів тому +1

      FR !!

    • @eyesleerage64
      @eyesleerage64 12 днів тому +4

      My dumbass thought it was YMCA 😭

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 11 днів тому +6

      @eyesleerage64 To be fair, I have heard “HOT TO GO” described as the lesbian YMCA, so take from that what you will

    • @eyesleerage64
      @eyesleerage64 11 днів тому +2

      @@one-onessadhalf3393 dude i just relistened to it and you're so right

  • @WinsonPaine
    @WinsonPaine 15 днів тому +367

    I always assumed that greg gave steven up to the gems because HE LIVES IN A VAN

    • @WinsonPaine
      @WinsonPaine 15 днів тому +65

      to clarify he is not living in a van because he has a lot of money and is doing it for clout on social media he is not living in a fun van life van he is living in a deathtrap van

    • @hermescarraro3393
      @hermescarraro3393 14 днів тому +20

      The guy is literally so rich he could have given Steven an actual high education etc. I get that he is half gem, but leaving him more under their influence made him more connected to their kind than humanity, of course he felt off when dealing with human issues beyond the kid phase.

    • @Aiden_Revenant
      @Aiden_Revenant 14 днів тому +58

      ​​@@hermescarraro3393the thing is, he got rich when Steven was already an almost teenager. Yes, that does not justify that he did not enrole Steven in middle school (nor do I think there's a school in beach city, I think Connie goes to another city), but the man is not a bad dad by any means. Yes, he could have done better, his main issue is that he favoured giving Steven so much liberty that he was never strict to him and relied that on the gems (mostly garnet, which was the more loving mother, while pearl was... Unstable to say the least and amethyst is more of a rebellious older sister), but having him in mid A-B tier i think is correct. He was not a perfect dad, but he clearly loved his child even though he made some questionable decisions in his upbringing. He should have put his foot down more sometimes, for example when pearl almost took Steven to homeworld or when Steven was helping Marty, the man he knew was a piece of shit. But he was there whenever Steven needed to connect with his human emotions and was very supportive of him (sometimes too much maybe).

    • @reiphas
      @reiphas 14 днів тому +19

      ​​@@hermescarraro3393 he got rich well after Steven was born, and at that point Steven was already a capable, tho highly traumatized teenager. I haven't seen The Future, but I wouldn't be surprised if Steven straight-up refused to get an education, at least until he solved his issues. It's weird to say that about a 14yo boy, but at point in his life Steven was mature enough to realize he wouldn't fit in with his peers in a school environment. What would he even talk to them about? The time his space moms kept leaving him alone for hours at the time throughout his childhood or the time he had a stroke because a space dictator stole his bellybutton?

    • @nevaehhamilton3493
      @nevaehhamilton3493 14 днів тому +1

      Greg is a TERRIBLE father. The Crystal Gems are even worse guardians because they don't provide Steven with the essential needs that a human wants. He has every right to cut these scumbags out of his life, including his stupid excuse of a dad, and the fact that he hasn't done so already makes me frustrated to no end. Greg, Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl do NOT deserve Steven.

  • @enbeast8350
    @enbeast8350 14 днів тому +93

    Timmy's Dad: My dreams were shattered many years ago...
    Timmy: How many years ago?
    Timmy's Dad: How old are you?

    • @sacredsin7282
      @sacredsin7282 13 днів тому +3

      😭😭😭

    • @brightboi4291
      @brightboi4291 13 днів тому +1

      🔥🔥🔥

    • @MugWitch
      @MugWitch 3 дні тому +1

      It’s crazy remembering how mean spirited this show was… yet also had such iconic burns

  • @TotalNoobAtEverythin
    @TotalNoobAtEverythin 15 днів тому +574

    Dad Athena is a better father than half of America has

  • @TheDragonsPond
    @TheDragonsPond 15 днів тому +207

    21:50 Fun story! There actually are harnesses you can get to make sure your toddlers/young kids don't wander off too far, get hurt etc. and I LOVED having one, because I was obsessed with dogs at the time and would literally beg my parents to let me wear the harness everywhere I went. I was devastated when I grew out of it lol

    • @mamabear1394
      @mamabear1394 9 днів тому +4

      My mom got one for me. I wore it until I was 13

    • @elekronialazure3326
      @elekronialazure3326 4 дні тому +1

      I had one when I was little, because I was a RUNNER. My dad left the fence gate open once while I was in the backyard, and I was GONE before he could realize his mistake; I ran down the street, and a neighbor had to bring me back, knock on the front door, and be like, "Is this your kid?"
      When my grandparents were visiting, and my grandpa wanted to take me to the park, my mom told him to leash me, and he was like, "What? Why would she need a leash?" Not two seconds after leaving the house, I ran off across the street, directly in front of an oncoming car, and almost got run over. My mom says that when grandpa brought me back to the house directly after, his face was white as a sheet, and he didn't protest the leash after that.
      I myself don't recall disliking the harness and leash at all; it meant I could roam around without fear of losing my parents, or my parents being stressed about losing me. I also don't think I needed it for very long; I really only have one memory of wearing it at the park.

    • @mamabear1394
      @mamabear1394 4 дні тому

      @@elekronialazure3326 I had mine because I was a wander off and have to be taken to the lost child center kid

  • @shinyagumon7015
    @shinyagumon7015 15 днів тому +272

    Mr Turner is such a neglectful and indifferent dad he couldn't even be bothered to show up for the theme song.😂

    • @katherinetressler1508
      @katherinetressler1508 14 днів тому +9

      I never even noticed that 😂😂😂

    • @ctq.jenY99
      @ctq.jenY99 13 днів тому +5

      Well, to be fair, neither did the mom, I think

  • @YoshiDojoStamps87
    @YoshiDojoStamps87 15 днів тому +246

    The fact that I thought a random dude appeared in my recommended and thought "hey, they copied Athena P's thumbnail style."

    • @doodling-gods
      @doodling-gods 12 днів тому +16

      My partner looked over and went "Is that mustache real" and when I said no they said "Oh. Good " XD fucking savage

  • @AnnabelleWright-xg7tn
    @AnnabelleWright-xg7tn 15 днів тому +225

    As a person with no daddy issues I love this list

    • @rosemary3029
      @rosemary3029 14 днів тому +6

      As another person who doesn't have daddy issues i agree

    • @marce420.7
      @marce420.7 14 днів тому +4

      idk what having daddy issues or not has any thing to do with anything but yeah i do too

    • @KuukiSh1
      @KuukiSh1 8 днів тому

      ​​@@marce420.7OMG lmao I've seen you in ghcoffee's videos lmao nice to see you here Emily pfp girl 🫡

  • @hoarsebard
    @hoarsebard 15 днів тому +133

    The scrapped version of Chicken Little would've been so much better and made so much more sense than the weird sports and aliens movie that actually came out. It would've been about a father trying to get his daughter to be more outgoing, which would've made so much more sense than the weird toxic living vicariously through his son movie we got.

  • @dustbunny6381
    @dustbunny6381 15 днів тому +48

    If youve played kingdom hearts you know goofy is a good dad even to kids that are not his. Hes so so sweet watching over Sora. Most stable force in that kid's life.

    • @alandoodles
      @alandoodles 13 днів тому +4

      So true. ❤

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 8 днів тому +4

      Yeah. Goofy being a good dad in Kingdom Hearts implied that the events of Goof Troops (and The Goofy Movie and its Extremely sequel) happened.
      I wouldn't be surprised if Max existed in KH, so you gotta give Goofy some credits.

    • @WolfRider2002
      @WolfRider2002 24 хвилини тому +1

      The fact that we haven't gotten a scene in the Gummi Ship where Goofy brings up Max, Sora acting shocked that Goofy is a dad, and then Goofy goes on and on about his son and how much he loves Max is quite frankly a crime.

  • @Teabonez
    @Teabonez 15 днів тому +89

    I would like to point out because I’ve been obsessed with Encanto since it came out that there’s a scene where Felix says “Camilo! Stop pretending your Dolores so you can have seconds!” And it IS actually Camilo shapeshifted to look like Dolores - I just think it’s a sweet detail that he can recognize his son even while he’s shapeshifted into someone else especially since other people obviously can’t (Mirabel literally talks to Camilo as if he is Dolores before Felix says that and Camilo returns to his normal form) - also! Love the video and your content :) been a fan since your Wordgirl video, excited for the new era/new butt :D!

  • @MarxistMomentum
    @MarxistMomentum 15 днів тому +268

    A new era, and a new butt to usher it in.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 13 днів тому +4

      The first butt is iconic, but this new one's jiggle physics are a HUGE upgrade

  • @joliealbury6936
    @joliealbury6936 15 днів тому +119

    HOW DARE YOU NOT INCLUDE DOCTOR HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ

    • @Lordodragonss
      @Lordodragonss 15 днів тому +11

      Obviously because it would be on S+ xD

    • @FeligamiAdrizoeSworaBunnydoll
      @FeligamiAdrizoeSworaBunnydoll 14 днів тому +10

      @@LordodragonssIt would be so powerful at S tier. That it would self destruct the video!

  • @masterripper5409
    @masterripper5409 15 днів тому +190

    All of these dads but not Bandit Heeler!!!? That is a Daddy issue right there.

    • @pineappleprincess9704
      @pineappleprincess9704 15 днів тому +13

      THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!
      How could you not include the best dad on a dad tier list? 😭

    • @lucasmarble2572
      @lucasmarble2572 15 днів тому +21

      I don’t think she’s actually watched Bluey yet, so maybe she’ll check it out for next time.

    • @mackenziegivens6061
      @mackenziegivens6061 15 днів тому +3

      RIGHT???!!!

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 8 днів тому +3

      Same goes for Heinz Doofenshmirtz. My man better deserves to reach the S-tier.

  • @Man-wolf-
    @Man-wolf- 15 днів тому +84

    Dont forget everyone; the show near its end straight out proudly used timmys dad to mock intellectually disabled & autistic people (they straight out had him wear a helment while being carried around by his wife)

    • @AthenaPOfficial
      @AthenaPOfficial  15 днів тому +52

      WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK I NEVER HEARD THIS THAT IS AWFUL

    • @Man-wolf-
      @Man-wolf- 15 днів тому +29

      @@AthenaPOfficialit was near the end of the show where they started using flash but yeah no they straight out had him wear a helment & i believe antoer disablity aid while being carried around by his wife in a leash 😬 they went mask off

    • @Loona972
      @Loona972 15 днів тому +17

      Classic Butch Hartman am I right?

    • @cozplaylab
      @cozplaylab 14 днів тому +10

      I’m not really surprised. The show made fun of abuse victims a lot.

    • @marce420.7
      @marce420.7 14 днів тому +1

      ​@@cozplaylab when? like, with timmys parents going:haha were going somewhere super fun! but you can't come ahaha! have fun with your babysitter, or is it something else? i don't remember anything else even though i occasionally watch episodes on tv i regularly watched it as a kid because it was on air, so i probably don't remember

  • @facethreetimes
    @facethreetimes 15 днів тому +57

    12:33 Ngl with the way the gems behaved in the earlier seasons I always had (and still kinda have) the thought that Greg never actually decided the gems to be Steven’s main guardians but the gems decided that for themselves. Even when I was younger when the show was airing, I always felt like the gems felt entitled to Steven because they saw him as alien and not half human especially with the way they just let Steven just do gem stuff and be around the dangerous gem stuff even though since he’s half human he always had the possibility of just…dying because of the gem activities. I even would think when I was younger “why don’t they get a human parenting book” because even I saw how not that good they were doing. Like you would think Pearl would do research on human parenting and maybe not let Steven comfort her about *his* dead mom.
    Imo Greg isn’t the best parent no where near but it isn’t 100% his fault but more like a mix of his and the gems’ faults

  • @RoseChan01
    @RoseChan01 14 днів тому +32

    The thing that shows how good of a dad Shrek is the most is the chrismas special because it's just Shrek trying to make his kids first chrismas as special as possible

    • @Cinnabun9
      @Cinnabun9 14 днів тому +3

      And then his friends break into his house

    • @cceerryyss_bb
      @cceerryyss_bb 14 днів тому +5

      the shrek christmas special healed something in me its literally the most wholesome thing

  • @NobleFaeriie-GrandCross
    @NobleFaeriie-GrandCross 15 днів тому +142

    Why do I need the daddy issues of “HOTTOGO” now

  • @Moonlightingale
    @Moonlightingale 15 днів тому +309

    PLEASE, you having that "Being a Great Dad For Dummies" book is amazing 😂
    You really said I am going to take this matter into my own hands 😭

  • @gabrielleduplessis7388
    @gabrielleduplessis7388 15 днів тому +59

    I wonder if Mirabel’s parents treated Maribel differently because they knew she didn’t have enough love and forgot that their other daughters needed it too.
    Abuela (i hate to use this word, but I am going to) screwed everyone up so it was difficult to divide the love.
    I feel their parents thought Isabella and Luisa had more positive affirmations and they wanted to be the ones to give Mirabel that.
    Also, Maribel was treated the exact same way as Bruno and out of all the family members, they knew if Maribel did not have any support system, it is likely she will leave the family too and couldn’t handle that.
    It was just a cycle of trauma that Abuela passed onto everyone.

    • @sacredsin7282
      @sacredsin7282 13 днів тому +9

      That’s a really interesting perspective that I’d never really considered! Maribel’s parents were so focused on trying to preserve her self worth because she didn’t receive a gift and room from Casita that they weren’t able to do the same for Luisa and Isabela. As a result, Luisa felt she only had worth if she worked herself to her breaking point for the family, and Isabela felt she had to be Abuela’s “perfect granddaughter” and stifled the aspects of her personality that did not fit into that mold. It’s terribly sad that fitting in with the family and being appreciated by the town for their abilities (what Maribel so desperately wanted) was just as traumatic and painful for Isabela and Luisa as being the black sheep was for Maribel.

    • @TheProxy066
      @TheProxy066 12 днів тому +4

      Why would you hate saying "Abuela"? It's what she's called in the movie and it's just the Spanish word for grandmother.

    • @gabrielleduplessis7388
      @gabrielleduplessis7388 12 днів тому +3

      I meant the word screwed, but see how it came out wrong.
      I hate saying people “screw” up their kids or their family because it is not always black or white.
      Sorry that it came out wrong. nothing wrong with the word Abuela.

  • @CoolPlayersVic
    @CoolPlayersVic 14 днів тому +24

    To be fair, Greg's haircut wasn't exactly *his* choice. He WAS being threatened at knife point and hanging from the roof, it was either his hair or his neck

  • @uafgames9061
    @uafgames9061 15 днів тому +82

    I always assumed the reason Steven never went to the doctor is because of money (and the potential risk of CPS). Insurance is ridiculously hard to get; *good* insurance is even more difficult, and Greg didn't have any money to pay for any bills, since he left it behind for the limelight (and he left the limelight behind for a giant woman). I also assume that money is the reason Greg let his son live with the Gems. I assumed that after Steven started living with the Gems, Greg started living in his van to save more money so he could still provide food and comfort/luxury items for his kid. Granted, I haven't watched the show in a while, so I could be wrong. I agree that he's kind of an A/B-tier dad, tho. He tries, but he wasn't really present enough in Steven's life, and when he was (and rightfully started panicking about what Steven was up to), he was used as a punchline a lot of the time.

    • @one-onessadhalf3393
      @one-onessadhalf3393 15 днів тому +36

      I think another reason he might not have taken him to see doctors is because of the whole gem situation. What I think Greg would’ve done if Steven was ever sick or injured was to check with the gems to see if it was some kind of side effect from his gem, but if he ever got really sick or seriously hurt, he’d take him to an actual doctor (that’s my headcanon at least)

    • @systematicirony666
      @systematicirony666 11 днів тому

      Insurance is literally free if you're poor UH

    • @uafgames9061
      @uafgames9061 11 днів тому +2

      @@systematicirony666 That doesn't mean it's good insurance. Most poor people, even with "free" insurance, will avoid doctor's visits and going to the hospital for as long as possible because there's a chance that their insurance won't cover the visit.

    • @systematicirony666
      @systematicirony666 11 днів тому

      @@uafgames9061
      ?? No? I've been on state insurance my entire life. It's free and covers basically everything (as long as it's medically necessary). At least it does in North Carolina and Connecticut. I've never skipped a doctor's appointment or hospital trip just because I'm on free insurance (ESPECIALLY as a child).
      Just to be clear, I couldn't give less of a shit about why Greg didn't take Steven, I love Greg. I wish he was my dad. This is just talking about irl stuff.

  • @Horchata256
    @Horchata256 15 днів тому +40

    You know, growing up with a present and loving father, you don't realize how rare it is for your father to actually love you.

  • @Mskittenlover12
    @Mskittenlover12 15 днів тому +69

    Athena not remembering the middle child in Despicable Me or anything about her is just typical middle child stuff. 😂

  • @havenm6181
    @havenm6181 15 днів тому +23

    The whole schooling and doctor thing with Greg actually could be read as child neglect, especially pushing him off with the crystal gems, especially knowing that they couldn't parent him right. And the show just seems to kind of brush this all aside

  • @Ichiyama22
    @Ichiyama22 15 днів тому +89

    I always thought Athena had big dad energy...

    • @IShy2
      @IShy2 14 днів тому +2

      I hope if she and Ben do get to the point of having a kid, she remembers this ranking video and the ranking cartoon moms video

  • @Wince_Media
    @Wince_Media 15 днів тому +49

    Molly's Parents from Epithet Erased, Calliope and Martin, are kind of like Nicole and Richard but somehow even more extreme. They were a functional set of parents together, but when Calliope died, Martin became one of the worst, most neglectful parents ive ever seen. Calliope did all the accounting for the family's toy making business (martin made the toys), so its up to Molly (shes 12) to do it now while her older sister Lorelai (17) jjst sits in her room daydreaming and bullying Molly, and Martin's totally okay with it because he appriciates Lorelai's creativity and thinks shes providing food to the family (shes not) and thats why CPS hasnt stepped in. Imagine Timmy Turner's dad but played completely straight as you hear about how traumatic it all is for Molly.

  • @lhaegreenleaf5552
    @lhaegreenleaf5552 15 днів тому +51

    I really fucking needed you right now thank you.

  • @leslielulukramer8037
    @leslielulukramer8037 15 днів тому +72

    About the kid leash thing: when my sister and I were little (ages 4 to 6 maybe? I can't remember for sure) she was a flight risk, she is autistic and she would just walk or run away whenever my parents looked away for even a second, so my parents got a harness with a teddy bear as the back part that looked like it was hugging her and it had a leash. People hated my parents for doing this but it kept my sister safe. This was like 15 years ago when autism was still kind of unheard of, so people just thought my parents were lazy or assholes but it was a serious safety issue anytime we went anywhere. I actually was really jealous that my sister wore a harness with a animal on it so I begged my parents and they got me a monkey one lol. After awhile my sister got somewhat better with running away but she still had moments. Basically once she stopped for the most part, she stopped wearing the harness as she didnt really need it anymore, but we still made her hold our hands any time we crossed a street or parking lot (I actually still hold her hand out of habit and we are 19 and 20 lol) my sister loved her harness so much that when she stopped wearing it she wanted to keep it, so my parents cut the leash part off and we played with it like a stuffed animal

    • @thisisavivistanaccount7866
      @thisisavivistanaccount7866 14 днів тому +11

      lowkey i WISH my mom had a harness/leash for my brother. He’s older than me, but apparently he wandered off a lot and he was FAST. He was diagnosed with autism fairly young as well. She lost him in an international airport in the 90’s 💀.i firmly believe if he has a leash/harness he wouldn’t have gotten lost so many times.

    • @hannahrose_ovo
      @hannahrose_ovo 14 днів тому +11

      Adhd here diagnose but I probably got some other stuff too. I had one which was a white and gold puppy. Honestly wish other parents wouldn't judge. Kids have different need and need different supports to be happy, healthy, and safe.

    • @systematicirony666
      @systematicirony666 11 днів тому

      I don't understand how leasing your kid in public is bad anyway? Prevents them from wandering off, prevents people from trying to grab them, I don't get it.

  • @leoultimaupgraded9914
    @leoultimaupgraded9914 15 днів тому +27

    I may not have daddy issues, but I love seeing not just a good dad, but an incredible one, regardless if he’s his kids biological dad or not
    Amazing dads unite! (I’m not a father myself btw)

  • @elsie8757
    @elsie8757 14 днів тому +17

    When you mentioned an awful chore Mr. Turner made Timmy do, and how it wasn't a normal chore like cleaning his room, I was SO SURE you were gonna bring up how he apparently makes him clean the gutters on the roof with his MOUTH.

    • @morgancrabtree6248
      @morgancrabtree6248 14 днів тому +1

      I'm sorry what?! I never saw that episode.

    • @katherinetressler1508
      @katherinetressler1508 14 днів тому +8

      ​@@morgancrabtree6248 In the episode Teeth for Two, there's a brief scene where Mr. Turner uses Timmy's buck teeth to clean out the gutter and scolds him for throwing up. Actually, in the same episode, Mrs, Turner was doing the same thing, just in her garden instead.

    • @morgancrabtree6248
      @morgancrabtree6248 14 днів тому +5

      @@katherinetressler1508 That's terrible and both of Timmy's parents deserve F tier.

  • @JoltJackelope
    @JoltJackelope 15 днів тому +21

    🎶🎵 You are My Daaaaaad! Your My Dad! Boogie Woogie Woogie! 🎵🎶

  • @TotalNoobAtEverythin
    @TotalNoobAtEverythin 15 днів тому +70

    I think that putting small children on a leash is fine as long as you use it in a respectful manner. It can help prevent wandering and also kidnapping
    I have adhd and I know as a kid my mom definitely would have benefited from a leash lmao

  • @purplepitbullpuppy5669
    @purplepitbullpuppy5669 15 днів тому +22

    Rando fun fact about my childhood experience with Chicken Little: My mom bought the dvd for me and tried to get me to watch it while she had guests over, and I remember her practically begging me to watch it while I just refused for some reason and ended up crying in my parents bedroom, in the dark, with Chicken Little playing in the background. In retrospective looks like my gut feeling was right as the mean-spiritedness of this movie would've likely traumatized me (ok not really but still)

  • @nai5778
    @nai5778 15 днів тому +38

    “more like tears list. cried a lot making this” ok I’m stealing that 😂

  • @vilmublues752
    @vilmublues752 14 днів тому +16

    I think "Steven is part-alien, so he couldn't do all this normal human stuff" is _partially_ meant to be just an excuse in-universe: Steven yells that his problem isn't being a Gem, but being a Universe.
    While Greg was worried about him being half-alien, I think the point is that he also liked the idea of his kid having this hippie type of free way of living away from a lot of the expected societal stuff because he thinks it's the best and happiest way to be. He probably would have wished his kid could live like that even if he wasn't half-alien.

  • @AstroInPain
    @AstroInPain 15 днів тому +59

    WE LOVE DADDY ISSUES 😭

  • @commanderblackheart5856
    @commanderblackheart5856 15 днів тому +14

    If you ever do a part 2, you should include Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Khan Doorman!
    For the former: It was truly a surprise that Doof WASN'T in this video, as he is probably one of the most well-regarded father figures in animated media
    For the latter: During the day's where only the pilot was out people where throwing around claim's that Khan was "Worse then Buck Cluck" and i'd like to see if he truly deserves such a title in your eye's!

    • @njivwathomassilavwe2056
      @njivwathomassilavwe2056 14 днів тому +2

      Khan is lucky it was N and not the other two cause then he'd be daughterless

  • @wulfryanseptim8592
    @wulfryanseptim8592 15 днів тому +24

    Bill Green as a dad is wildly inconsistent, he has moments where he is A even S tier, and those moments are probably more common than the others, but his other moments are as low as D sometimes maybe even F tier, and these moments have serious effects on his kids, then theres his anxiety, he has an anxiety disorder, and thats understandable, but it also effects his parenting and other relationships, B tier is the right call, because while he is generally a good father and person, his faults are huge inconsistent and have actual negative consequences throughout the show

  • @PantherCat64
    @PantherCat64 15 днів тому +10

    Where's Doof?
    He might be a villain (Or trying to be one) but earns S+ tier for cartoon dads.

  • @Person-jx9ui
    @Person-jx9ui 15 днів тому +26

    If you got a daddy issue, here's a daddy tissue!🎶🎵 D-A-D-D-Y 🎵🎶 🎶🎵 D-A-D-D-Y 🎵🎶

  • @lpsfnaflover6368
    @lpsfnaflover6368 15 днів тому +29

    As someone who doesn't have daddy issues (I love my dad and he's saved me more than once, especially during covid times aka when I was in junior/senior year of high school), I approve of this list. Happy Father's Day guys, whether you have a bio dad, an adoptive dad, or an internet dad, just have a great day :3

  • @iara0
    @iara0 15 днів тому +55

    Fact about Fairly Odd Parents: TImmy's Parents wanted to have a baby daughter, and prepared everything including future wardrobe and bedroom for her, as well as reading on how to raise her to be the best. When Timmy was born and it was confirmed he was male, both of them lost hope in life and threw their dreams away.

    • @criidawg
      @criidawg 15 днів тому +2

      rlly?

    • @dustbunny6381
      @dustbunny6381 15 днів тому +28

      How the fuck does Butch "Christian values" Hartman keep making the most trans coded characters in animation

    • @FeligamiAdrizoeSworaBunnydoll
      @FeligamiAdrizoeSworaBunnydoll 14 днів тому +5

      @@dustbunny6381Too add on to that. Wouldn’t Poof also be technically trans considering he has feminine eyelashes like his mom Wanda? 🤔🏳️‍⚧️

    • @IShy2
      @IShy2 14 днів тому +2

      Bruh, they could've just put him up for adoption which might be just as bad but it's better than MISTREATING him!

    • @Prancer3301
      @Prancer3301 14 днів тому +3

      @@FeligamiAdrizoeSworaBunnydoll I've read somewhere that eyelashes in animated characters are not just used to convey femininity, but also to convey youth, which is why Spongebob has eyelashes despite being male (yes he's an adult, but he's youthful at heart).

  • @kattr00mgacha
    @kattr00mgacha 15 днів тому +11

    MAXLEY IS MY CURRENT HYPER FIXATION OML ‼️‼️😭
    (I legit watched both the goofy movies the other day 😝😝)

  • @maddieprice5248
    @maddieprice5248 15 днів тому +11

    you shouldn’t feel forced to make an SU lore video if you don’t want to. that being said, i truly don’t care about the video saying anything that has already been said. i really enjoy your content because no matter what show you cover, you’re incredibly earnest and hilarious, which already makes it a unique viewing experience for me. so even if there’s nothing new to say about a show for you, i can guarantee we would all still watch because of how much we love your content and your personality.
    once again, don’t feel pressured to make the video if that is against your wishes. i just wanted to let you know how i feel. 😊

  • @TheforeverPigeonKing
    @TheforeverPigeonKing 15 днів тому +18

    We need blueys parents in this, as well as Donald Duck from the duck tales reboot

    • @Firestar-TV
      @Firestar-TV 14 днів тому

      He has Kids?

    • @linneaglas1598
      @linneaglas1598 14 днів тому +1

      He raises the triplets after his sister (their mother) gets stuck in the moon ​@@Firestar-TV

  • @alyssasvlogs6022
    @alyssasvlogs6022 15 днів тому +7

    As a former child who had severe adHd and who used to be leashed, it doesn’t hurt it’s just irritating when I got excited about something and wanted to go see it but my mom was telling me to wait because she was shopping for clothes 22:13

  • @InvasionAnimation
    @InvasionAnimation 15 днів тому +10

    You should have seen Bill when Cricket was going around breaking peoples arms. He went and broke Cricket's arm to stop the monster he created.

  • @ChillerThriller
    @ChillerThriller 15 днів тому +14

    Her ranking Feralton was like giving herself therapy (btw great video and waiting for the Steven Universe vid)

  • @fairydraws
    @fairydraws 15 днів тому +16

    This dropped during my 20th birthday party so i stopped the party and forced everyone to sit down and watch this 10/10 birthday party thank you athena

  • @Youtubewatcher12345th
    @Youtubewatcher12345th 15 днів тому +30

    You should do big comfy couch lore

  • @yiguei
    @yiguei 14 днів тому +13

    I legit thought that the person in the thumbnail was some random dude, until I read the name of the channel lmfao

  • @a-go-go19
    @a-go-go19 15 днів тому +12

    you CANT just tease me with the max/bradley analysis!!

  • @GenAqua
    @GenAqua 15 днів тому +8

    Ooh, I'd love for her to do an Encanto lore video.

  • @Phbbbbt2657
    @Phbbbbt2657 15 днів тому +12

    23:11 DUDE NAHHH HE GOT A SECOND JOB FOR THE KIDS TO HAVE MORE STUFF ITS SO WHOLESOME BUT I UNDERSTAND A B TIER FOR BILL GREEN

  • @Gravel_TheCart
    @Gravel_TheCart 15 днів тому +30

    I'm 6 seconds in and you look like Fox Sxn but without sunglasses (Danny gonzalez's alter ego)

    • @AthenaPOfficial
      @AthenaPOfficial  15 днів тому +23

      I’m a fuckin clown!!! And you gon join the circus!!!!!!!! 🕺🕺

    • @iam_crumb
      @iam_crumb 15 днів тому +4

      @@AthenaPOfficial YESSS

    • @FeligamiAdrizoeSworaBunnydoll
      @FeligamiAdrizoeSworaBunnydoll 14 днів тому +2

      @@AthenaPOfficialThe digital circus? Haha. Okay. I’ll stop. 😆😅

  • @milliemushroom5781
    @milliemushroom5781 15 днів тому +8

    I think the reason Greg let him live with the gems is because I’m pretty sure he lived full time in that van which isn’t great for a child…

  • @oddishsmile7368
    @oddishsmile7368 14 днів тому +7

    While Spongebob is canonically in his 30s, sea sponges have such a different time scale from us that I have no idea if that matters.

  • @InvasionAnimation
    @InvasionAnimation 14 днів тому +10

    Was hoping to see Dr.Membrane from Invader Zim in F tier.

  • @hippyhopohskippydop5792
    @hippyhopohskippydop5792 15 днів тому +8

    I was a leash child
    And since my mom told me once that I was like a tornado each time she would clean up the playroom, she would clean it up and I will come in and ruin it all

  • @captkarnage
    @captkarnage 15 днів тому +15

    Was no one else wondering why Athena looks like crypto Luigi tryna get us all to download Atlas Earth?

  • @miahasahardname
    @miahasahardname 14 днів тому +6

    besides the mother's day teirlist, i have never seen a video realer than this one.
    if i had known this was being made i would've requested master splinter from tmnt 2012 because he is one of my favourite cartoon dads (and because i feel like he is treated very unfairly by the fandom).
    also HELL YEAH AUGUSTÍN MADRIGAL APPRRCIATION

  • @lucasmarble2572
    @lucasmarble2572 15 днів тому +16

    There were a lot of suggestions shown in the video that weren't chosen (they were part of a comment that DID have someone chosen) so hopefully we get more next year. Also, I guess everyone in the discord crowd should go ahead and make the document every time now to help out!

  • @FrootLOOPIST
    @FrootLOOPIST 15 днів тому +6

    FINALLY SOMEBODY TALKS ABOUT THE SPONGEBOB PROM EPISODE

  • @nlm2nd
    @nlm2nd 14 днів тому +6

    Hoo wee! I can FEEL the dad issues. I'm not that bad with my dad but there are times as a disabled adult I realize how much he didn't try to be There For Me until basically late high school.
    Anyways, some of my fave animated dads include Bob Belcher, Mr. Fletcher, Hugh Neutron, Mr. Heeler.

  • @KentIII799
    @KentIII799 14 днів тому +6

    I agree that Gru is a great Dad, but I do have one problem with him, mainly that in the second movie he falls into the whole “father protects his daughter from romantic relationships because mysoginy and shit” trope. I’d personally consider putting him in A-tier

  • @madnessarcade7447
    @madnessarcade7447 15 днів тому +10

    Damn now I’m salty I didn’t think to recommend Alice and Nancy green for the previous list
    With more context bill is a good dad and he doesn’t walk all over cricket with full context

  • @buzzbuzz_bee
    @buzzbuzz_bee 15 днів тому +21

    Yessss, D A DD Y D ISSUES
    I will be quoting this

    • @aidanmallon9879
      @aidanmallon9879 15 днів тому +3

      …why can’t it be D A D D Y Issu-ues

  • @ArtsyHumanbean
    @ArtsyHumanbean 15 днів тому +5

    32:40 omg I would have loved this movie twice as much if it had a footloose joke and I want it to be a dad-son pro dance duo musical in homage to footloose. It needs to happen, if only in my brain alone. Nay, my heart.

  • @castform7
    @castform7 14 днів тому +3

    22:20 As someone who watched season one and some of season 2 of BCG, I would have to agree. I like Cricket as a character but he, my job as a camp counselor last summer and my little cousins do a great job of making contraceptives look like the greatest invention of mankind.

  • @GunnarTobus
    @GunnarTobus 15 днів тому +8

    Another banger Tier List Athena, however I am disappointed that I forgot to suggest a dad for you to rank, because I would have enjoyed seeing you rip Gabriel Agreste a new one.

  • @createdtogaze
    @createdtogaze 14 днів тому +5

    36:02 my fun theory as to why mr Krabs and Pearl were ok with SpongeBob is because they both assumed he was gay and thus not really threatening

  • @joshuaingobo1559
    @joshuaingobo1559 15 днів тому +11

    Looks like your video is less than two hours early for Father’s Day, Athena. Impressive!

  • @GH0STY_GAL820
    @GH0STY_GAL820 15 днів тому +13

    Im upset we diddent see the proffesor from the ppgs

  • @cordyceps7531
    @cordyceps7531 7 днів тому +2

    Krabs didn’t intentionally splurge money for Pearl’s birthday. That was all SpongeBob.
    And he wasn’t threatening SpongeBob when he was returning Pearl home. The whole joke is that is he was stopping them from stepping on one of his flowers.

  • @NerdsterStein
    @NerdsterStein 8 днів тому +1

    I burst out laughing when you brought up the musical for krabs. especially because my fiance played him 2 months ago and he was CONSTANTLY singing it to practice!

  • @paulross00
    @paulross00 15 днів тому +5

    7:48 Athena you ABSOLUTELY need to make a video about the Last Man on Earth… it is one of my all time favorite shows but nobody seems to talk about it 😭

  • @locustinfestation
    @locustinfestation 14 днів тому +4

    It’s silly This video is helping me get over my self doubt about my daddy issues cus I’m sitting here after finishing the video thinking that if my dad was a cartoon character you’d definitely rank him f tier and honestly that feels really gratifying

  • @Aesopism
    @Aesopism 12 днів тому +2

    Garfield's dad, Vic, in the new movie is F teir for sure. Spies on his kid through a window so all is forgiven at the end is insane. Garfield was clearly upset that his dad abandoned him. Vic would argue saying he didn't technically abandon his son, he just peaced out as soon as someone else stepped in. I hate that this movie tries to redeem an absent parent because they were always thinking of their kid. Not good enough! Maybe go see your kid and give them a hug!
    I'm a single parent and have friends who are also single parents and something I see way too often is the absentee CO parent never coming around, won't send anything for birthdays, or call the kids, but will like every photo on Facebook and will comment how much they love the kids. That's Vic. It's wild to me that the movie seems to think that's enough to earn your child's love and forgiveness.

  • @spier_
    @spier_ 15 днів тому +4

    Following the insta solely because I’m devastated that I didn’t get to suggest Firelight from MLP:FIM 🗣

  • @MOXIE_1208
    @MOXIE_1208 15 днів тому +11

    The lack of Bandit heeler in this ranking offends me /j

  • @cryforhelp7270
    @cryforhelp7270 8 днів тому +1

    I can't believe I didn't realize you didn't put him on the list before- but Professor Utonium is an S tier dad, no questions! The 2016 reboot really did him horrendously.
    (Great vid btw. Atm someone got me rambling about PPG, the professor specifically, and I gotta express myself)

  • @Mo_Nilla_Co
    @Mo_Nilla_Co 14 днів тому +3

    We need to get Athena those old fancy robes and pipe like stereotypically old cartoon dads wear

  • @drakenraugh1841
    @drakenraugh1841 15 днів тому +5

    Those are two comepletely different Rumples. Shrek was setting up a fairy tale multiverse

  • @gland1874
    @gland1874 14 днів тому +4

    also ok ko would also be cool for a lore video i think you’d love how great of a mom carole is :) (ik this video is about dads)

  • @TheOneisThere
    @TheOneisThere 13 днів тому +2

    The Fact that A Failure Of A Chicken Man Was In Here Before Dr. Doofenshmirtz Is A Crime I Cannot Overlook

  • @keithredacted8154
    @keithredacted8154 19 годин тому

    Another moment that amde Richard Watterson such a good dad and husband is that when the whole family was fighting, he was able to bring them all together with a DnD game in the dnd episode.

  • @cyanidesmile7263
    @cyanidesmile7263 14 днів тому +3

    Mr. Krabs in the live action musical looks like Enji Todoroki from My Hero and if I can't unsee it neither can anybody else.

  • @vexywexypoo
    @vexywexypoo 14 днів тому +3

    Okay, but I would seriously enjoy your take on the Steven Universe lore. Especially with how much lore there is for this show pre-Steven. Plus, Im a sucker for Steven Universe content 💀

  • @josephjr7375
    @josephjr7375 15 днів тому +2

    That high note "giant woman" caught me off guard but it was amazing 10/10

  • @CVee80
    @CVee80 14 днів тому +3

    As someone else with daddy issues, you should totally sell those shorts as merch.

  • @WolfRider2002
    @WolfRider2002 15 днів тому +3

    Don't worry Augustine. You'll always be an S tier dad in my hear. Also that bit about people saying it was "nice of the father for babysitting" when, no he was just parenting hit close to home. I'm not a dad, but my brother is and I remember him complaining about people taking notice of his baby. He did get the babysitting comment (possibly multiple times) but at one point some lady offered to look after his kid while they take care of business. I'm sure I don't have to explain why that's not OK