16 Months Ago I Failed...
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- Опубліковано 23 гру 2024
- The original trip was a big failure, but at least we filmed it so you can laugh at us. :) • Kayaking Disaster, I R...
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Matt:" i dont wanna be out here for 10 hours."
Dave:"I ain't got nothing going on."
I feel you dave...I feel you
Hey Matt, I'm 17 years old and a kayak instructor in the UK. I've also won 2 national competitions and got 2 silver's and I would like to give you some tips on your paddling technique:
1) your hands aren't quite in the right position on the paddle.. if you place the paddle on your head and pretend you're flexing then your hands will be in the right places.
2) When paddling pretend there's a beach ball between you and the paddle, you shouldn't be breaking the ball.
3) Place the paddle in at the tip of your toe and and out at your hip
4) Make sure you're sitting up straight as many injuries occur from paddling slouched.
5) show the river who's boss... be confident with moving water and try to stay parallel to the flow.
That river sure looks like a beautiful paddle.. enjoy it.
6) Wear a life jacket/preserver.
Not sure how much use a life jacket has when the water is knee-high and barely flowing
Dubious, they actually are mainly for flipping the person over. If he was to be knocked unconscious and fall in, a good life jacket should be able to flip him over so that he doesn't drown. Contrary to popular belief, life jackets have many more adverse benefits than simply acting as a flotation device.
7) Please please PLEASE buy the GoPro HERO 7. The upgraded mic would help a lot...
8) get some river shoes
Matt: "Be out here for 10 hours?"
Danger Dave: "We got pretzels"
Nicholas Harris If you have pretzels you can make a "Brotzeit mit Bretzeln" (Snack with pretzels... Brotzeit is a Bavarian-ish word for a snack and it is celebrated a bit differently compared to a regular snack)
@Herr Keks Ah endlich mal ein Deutscher :D
Captain Ryiss :D Unter einem DemolitionRanch Video gab es mal irgendwie einen deutschen Kommentare und dort haben sich alle deutschsprachigen Zuschauer zusammengerotten :D
@@herrkeks8509 i guess my basic German classes are paying off. Ich verstand dich aber ich kann nicht im Deutsche antworte. I lack the speaking/writing skills
😂😂😂
Matt, please get Oburst to recreate the outro scene of you and Mere on the ladder.
While wearing Matt's pink shorts.
With Matt or Mere? lol
The ladder would break lol.
Yessss
Hahahahahahahaha
Man it's been uploaded for 30 min and already 14,000 views! Matt, you have got to have the most loyal following on YT. I know I'm stoked whenever I see a new video uploaded.
Hey, praying for your family. If y'all need anything, let us know. I'm sure we all would be more than willing to help you out.
Nick M to be fair, pewdiepie gets millions of views within hours.
And all he does is browse reddit
whoa.. from back end sucking to suicide forest jokes.. holy cow what an episode!
PS 16 months ago you failed because you couldn't make that joke, logan paul wasn't known as the biggest douche worldwide.
2nd biggest. Jake Paul is even worse.
At least Logan apologized after he was spanked in public.
I get it because there were a lot of cows!
Very clever
What?
zaoc
Sending thoughts to Mark. I like to see you guys do this stuff together.
"you don't wanna watch me kayak for 10 hours" You know what.. i don't think i would mind that...
Ask Oburst to max out on your bench (if you have enough weights lol). Ask him to shoot the 500 and see if it hurts his hands like everyone else's lol
Joe Cooper He will hurt the 500 :P But we will have to see...
*Oberst
Ask oburst in how many bites can he eat you
Joe Cooper shoot the 500
What
Nothing, ever, replaces memories of good times with your brothers. Even when the trip doesn't work out quite the way you planned. We've had some misadventures also. Be well.
I watched the first vid and it honestly doesn't feel that long ago. Jesus man time flies
I know it man feels like yesterday
My thoughts exactly. We need a river redemption for the lunker's fam and mere but forget the fishing haha
I know right?!
Please stop cussing
@@anniehendrix2623 ?
You'd be surprised how many people would watch you kayak for 10 hours.
So true
Yup.
I would watch him kayaking while I'm kayaking. Kayaking is super fun, and is the superior water sport with paddles. It's fast and fun. The constant feeling of "imma f**king flip soon" is awesome. Might get a kayak this summer. And might take it out to a lake to fish for some slightly larger fish
I would
Prayers for your Family Matt!!🙏🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸
Matt: "I've been ding great with this camera. I've had it for a little over a month." 😂😂
It's gotta be some kind of record for him and his cameras
Two comments, first, you should get a self bailing sit on top kayak, and second, why are you wearing Mere's shorts???? Don't worry, as usual, I won't tell Mere.
Or he should get a skirted one
This was fun. I can't do this so I really enjoyed going along with you. Looking forward to your camping/kayaking trip.👍
"From a distance that pillow looked like a body". My thoughts, "it probably is the body from the latest demo ranch video that hasn't gone up yet and thats the body you threw in the river and forgot about"
It was Creepy Cooter
Matt, I'm a huge fan of all three channels. I haven't missed a video since I've found you. ( I do wish there were more Vet Ranch vids) I wanted to build you up because - OMG this was like being subjected to torture. If the CIA had this video at Guantanamo there would be no waterboarding controversy and the Taliban would be begging forgiveness. Remember, huge fan, I love you, and I'll see you next time. Truly, can't wait.
Here's a suggestion, have a burrito eat off with Robert like you did with Furious Pete.
Wrap Furious Pete in a burrito and feed it to Robert
I doubt they'll do that, that's kind of Pete's calling card when it comes to collabs
I was just thinking about the same thing
Hey Matt, one of those cows is prolapsed. If you know who the owner is you should probably let him know.
I mean, It's actually a good thing you said this, but EW! :I
(For anyone confused, he's referring to the cows in the overhead drone shot at 15:25.
Good eye I didn't even notice
What?
@@thecountryboivlogger2335 one of the cows at 15:25 pushed out part of it's uterus during the birthing process and needs a vet to fix it.
@@Wyldmatt thanks, i have cows and always find myself checking out other cows and comparing them to mine. I just noticed it when i was doing that.
I hope to never see that angle again of Matt wearing pink swim shorts....
We hope to never have to listen to you whine about it.
Miranda Brooks 😂
When I was in the Scouts we did several 50 milers down the James River [Virginia] over the years. ....AMAZING!
Great video. You are a huge inspiration
Are those hot pink shorts a Bunker Branding Co. item? 🤔😏
Hey can you do a update on the bronco
there wouldn't be much of an update yet since his old high school has been working on it and school just went back last month
Larrissa Allen ok I have just started watching again I have forget because I did not put Notification on
I have the same kayak! I did a few modifications to help improve time on the water...should have the video up soon! I love it on lakes, but wasn't sure how it would handle in the river...seems to not have a problem at all!!
Trust me, I would never say anything about sucking your back end.
That was thoughtless when he asked people not to. Not cool.
You and Robert should have a tea party with your little girls!
How many shingles does it take to stop a 50cal
Great to see you beat the river at last, good idea for a kayak and Camp outing.
Hope your family are well. 🏴
Well you now how we do in Texas. When life gives you water hoses, you make swings.... no?... ok. 👍👍👍🇺🇸
Nope, mostly seen/used rope
👍👍👍
Matt, try getting a kayak skirt. It goes over the hole of the kayak and seals you off. If you flip you can “eject” yourself by pulling the tab in the front of the skirt. It’s amazing for keeping the water out
Can he pick up the front of the humvee
Yes
Nice pink trunks Matt.
Really matches your disposition well.
Robert- How times can you bench matt?
Hay Matt, when kayaking or canoeing and you get pinned up on an object lean towards it, it will keep your boat from being flooded. Also, they make skirts for kayaks to keep water out as well. They don’t fit universally so get the right one if you do get them. Also, learn how to get out of the kayak with the skirt before you get in the water with them
You should check out the Texas water safari if you are looking for a kayak / canoe challenge.
Matt I hope you see this even 2 years late, one of my coworkers told me about you can go kayaking through the grand canyon, they drop you off and supply the food and you end up near Vegas and it lasts for about a week, just a thought could be a fun trip for you and would love to see you journey through it all
Ask Robert how long it took him, or will take him, to recondition himself back to original strength after his arm surgery.
Hey Mat, the rubber things on the paddle shouldn't be on the ends. They are suposed to stop water from coming down the padding and getting your hands wet and giving you blisters.
Logan Paul shots fired
Happy Little Accidents definitely
I hate Logan Paul
Matt vs Logan Fight!
At least Matt has the ammo for it!
He’s a doucher, gtfo
those are some sick drone shots matt :D great editing too, well done, love the vids
Praying for your brother!!
We are all praying
@Viix Vega just cuz you dont believe doesnt give ylh the right to belittle someone else for it....piss off and act like an adult.
"I'm an atheist, debate me"
how do you know it is his brother
We are praying for him that negative guy can just get ignored.
High school friend and another guy kayaked from Chicago down to the Gulf. One in a conventional kayak and the other used an inflatable kayak.👍
See if Robert can pop@ 20 ounce bottle of Mountain Dew by squeezing it with one hand?
Omg mat please do this again. I do race kayaking and I find it so interesting to watch other people try it also love you 💞💞
I'd rather watch 10 hours of Matt kayaking than a single minute of the ridiculous disgraceful protests going on today.
agreed
Which protests do you mean??
AMEN lol
That's our only 2 options? I think I'm just gonna go outside then ✌
Same but in 2020
You should do a survival week. 1 cubic foot bag and what you can carry in your standard pockets and on your belt. Survive in the bush for 1 week.
Mr. Ranch, you’re never supposed to bend forward when going under something, that’s a good way to get trapped and drown. Lean back and face the upper obstacle.
Matt, have you thought about a sit on top kayak with some skupper holes? When you fill with water just pop your skupper plugs and it drains itself! Best decision I ever made for kayaking.
OffTheRanch is just the best yt channel
Like if it's true
Demolition ranch is better
@offtheranch top kayaking tip. If ypu want to turn ypur kayak a fairly effective way of doing so is to make a wide sweeping arch from the bow to the stern of the boat like a semi circle
What kind of a man sees a rope (hose) swing... and just passes it by ?
He tried it last time
Devils river feeding into lake Amistad is an awesome overnight kayaking trip! Depending on how long of a stretch you pick it’s a 1-5 night trip through some beautiful country with fun rapids.
You should arm wrestle him Matt
That looks like alot of fun Matt and seeing those big tree's in the water beautiful
MATT! YOUR BEARD! ITS WHITENING AT THE GOATEE TIP!
Kayak camping is a fun experience, yall should defi do it. Here in north Georgia, I have done 6. 3 day trips this past summer. It definitely takes some planning.
Oberst... What is the heaviest thing you've ever lifted once?
Matt... you should check out the MR340. It’s a 340 mile kayak race across the state of Missouri on the Missouri River. My step dad completed it 5 years ago.
How many friends ask Robert to help the move?
Overnight you say? Look into the Texas Water Safari or the CR100 (Colorado River 100) both are kayak races here in the Lone Star State. An adventure to be had for sure.
I think we should stop for lunch so I can put my pink shorts on.
Why does it matter what color his shorts are. Homophobic much?
@@mircat28 it matters because people with a sense of humor know why.
You are not allowed to have a sense of humour any more. It may upset somebody and if that person is a minority you will be racist or sexist as well.
@@jasontaylor7419 I know you're joking, but don't help them.
Just for the record I think pink is a cool color, so 😋
Shout out to the edits lately. There awesome. Keep them coming, please.
Matt you should challenge Mr Robert Oberst how many times can he shoot the 500 grain revolver and the 45-70 revolver until he gives up maybe a 1v1 competition you vs him
Every special guest person who has been in your videos has always shot the 500 grain revolver
It's a good thing you just got all the camping gear yesterday! Now you can use it!
Love the logan paul secret roast
Matt, you have those little rubbers cups too far down on your paddles. Make them sit about 4" from the end so youre not dunking them into the water. Its supposed to catch the water so you dont get soaked :)
Notification squad on point !
Pro tip: When going down the rapids and you want to direct your kayak, just stick the paddle into the floor and push off. Paddling uses more effort/energy and is less efficient
No reference to DELIVERANCE? No banjo music in the background? Missed opportunity 😨
He's got a purty mouth don't he
can say, I've done the overnight kayak-hammock-kayak thing on the Brazos, its a good time, sunburn isn't fun though, also Brazos was super boring and shallow, it was more dragging than I planned. Definitely worth it, and I would love to see you do it.
I think the overnight Kayak Adventure would be awesome video content that's a great idea love your videos I kayak all the time oh and # don't the say anything about sucking your back end
Here is hoping Uncle Floyd is doing well, My prayers are with your family! Take Care, Be Safe....
Music at 15:20 - 16:40
Heliolingus - OOyy
You're welcome :)
you should check out Saracen in the Adirondacks. i did a week long kayak trip up there. kayak camp kayak again! great fishing too!!!
Not to set a bar, but a customer of mine yaked the entire Mississippi River
Completely not to set a bar😂
I'm half way done the Athabasca in Canada in my canoe plan to canoe to the artic ocean completely in the next 2 years
Matt you need to invest in a spray skirt for your kayak, stops most of the water getting in.
also getting a drysak would be safer for your equipment than 3 trash bags, i have had my phone and other equipment under water in a drysak for 15-20 minutes without realising and they were still dry.
You should have him pick up the the front of the bobcat
Did a three night and four day canoe trip in Arkansas. Totally worth it. You should definitely do a kayak camping trip.
Ask Robert oberst what's the funniest thing that's ever happened to him
Gosh, that looks so amazing. I said it in the original video also, but I sure do wish we had stuff like that in colorado. Also, watch out for those random rope swings. I cut my hand super deep on one a few months ago in Oklahoma.
Hi Matt that's wrong thing to say every time you see any animals you should not that they all don't like vets . You get to brave to keep saying that. L.o.l
You need a spray skirts for kayaks... Spray Skirts keep water out of your kayak by going around your waistline and then also connecting to the opening sealing off your kayak. For a kayaking trip take a charged battery charger, To charge your cell phone.
We don't want to watch you kayak for 10 hours? You underestimate what some people will do :)
Come to South Carolina and go down the Edisto, I just got back from a there this weekend so much fun and lots of places to camp.
How high can Robert throw Mere in the air?
This would be Hilarious #DonttellMere
She ain’t ever coming back down
Why are there canoes around the trees
Yesss. Ask Robert to fire the 500 winmag with the high grain flat round bullets, then the 45/70 govt. pistol. They're both hand cannons but they'd probably look like berretta spitfires in his hands lol
It was probably lunkers fault
Great video. I would love to see some more kayaking around the Hill Country. Medina River? Frio?
WHERE'S THE GOBLIN!?!??!?!
Just another toy thrown to the side. He's like a kid. He'll get tired of his other things too.
And the Lincoln town car
Great vid Matt! Looking forward to your next one!
Anyone notice the cow at the end was giving birth while running?
My two best friends and I made almost that same float down almost 40 year's ago! Guadalupe looked different then, we each tied up three inner tubes and we did do the stop and camp and fished the whole way, thanks for sharing this video it made me very happy to see you make it down river, congrat's 🦎
Robert , whar does a baby feel like to you? Like a pillow?
The editing skills on point near the end
Wear a PFD, ya noob.
Get some buddies, rent some IKs and do 2-3 day trip through Santa Elena Canyon on the Rio Grande, Big Bend NP.
You can thank me later.
In college, a bunch of us (8 people, 4 canoes) did a 3 day / 2 night trip down the St Croix & Upper Mississippi River. We had to go between 25-35 miles each day. Of course it was s dry early summer so we had a few sandbars we had to portage across, but they made great resting / eating spots. We camped at 2 State parks each night.
2 views 30 likes seems legit..
Its just because its not so fast in getting all information.
Philip Stephan you seen it too
I see that so much lol
Z sauson I don't it's a rare glitch
I was under the impression you had to watch a certain amount before it counts as a view. But you can like it immediately
I saw you on TV tonight with Mike Rowe, you looked so young and innocent....my how times have changed !