JASON WAS A FREAKIN' SAMURAI! AND HE WANT OUR BOOTY MEAT | Friday The 13th Gameplay (w/Poiised)

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  • @CoryxKenshin
    @CoryxKenshin  7 років тому +17595

    You guys want a F13th series with my bro!? Yo you already know what to do if so!

  • @jigglypuff440
    @jigglypuff440 4 роки тому +3799

    Cory: *gets into car*
    That one guy: imma bout to end this man's whole career

    • @thegoddessnyx4175
      @thegoddessnyx4175 4 роки тому +34

      That was a female *sIr*

    • @lappland8445
      @lappland8445 4 роки тому +87

      The same thing happened to me but I was a one hit and my teammate hit me with a machete and drove off, (but karma came and Jason through him out the car and killed him)lol

    • @Aiden-.
      @Aiden-. 4 роки тому +20

      @@lappland8445 He was NOT TODAY

    • @chrisdadon3523
      @chrisdadon3523 4 роки тому +2

      I was dyin

    • @cubedbtw2285
      @cubedbtw2285 4 роки тому +1

      Jigglypuff poiised: ima about end this mans whole career cuz he killed my boy

  • @joehaden269
    @joehaden269 7 років тому +8607

    Corys the only youtuber that I can scroll down the comments section of his videos and not see any hate comments

    • @Elbon-the-Lolinator
      @Elbon-the-Lolinator 7 років тому +404

      joe haden Don't jinx it fam

    • @민슈가-d1f
      @민슈가-d1f 7 років тому +59

      joe haden yeah

    • @leniasmr__
      @leniasmr__ 7 років тому +124

      joe haden wow just realized you're right!

    • @jessetheboss20
      @jessetheboss20 7 років тому +28

      joe haden loser, there is a first time for everything :D

    • @binary5205
      @binary5205 7 років тому +86

      joe haden the only problem is it's full of Play this, play that, and gimme likes cuz this just happened.
      But eh. Fair trade for no hate comments.

  • @genos5662
    @genos5662 4 роки тому +3073

    the fact that cory said, “i gotcho back like a butt crack” and poiised said, “he just snapped crackled and popped my neck” and neither of them batted an eye is honestly iconic

  • @exsoutic7550
    @exsoutic7550 3 роки тому +1544

    We hit 10 MILLION,congrats Cory we will miss you

    • @Zack-xv2yc
      @Zack-xv2yc 3 роки тому +39

      When Cory finally uploads his retirement video: *(**17:03**)*

    • @Zack-xv2yc
      @Zack-xv2yc 3 роки тому +21

      But seriously tho, we'll miss that samurai.

    • @exsoutic7550
      @exsoutic7550 3 роки тому +5

      @@Zack-xv2yc ❤️

    • @Juwelssss
      @Juwelssss 3 роки тому +3

      @@Zack-xv2yc fosho

    • @Basedoff.wisdomm
      @Basedoff.wisdomm 3 роки тому +9

      Yk Cory said he’s gonna announce his retirement at 10 mill not retire lol

  • @umi_tao33
    @umi_tao33 5 років тому +2669

    Omg the guy who recognized Cory sounded so desperate for Jason to not kill him 🤣🤣

  • @TheUltimateRey
    @TheUltimateRey 7 років тому +6773

    "no swearing this is a Christian server" 😂 lol that guy was a real samurai

  • @b0nejuic3
    @b0nejuic3 5 років тому +1691

    2:34 “lock the door” *opens the door* “wHAt arE u DoIn!!!”
    Jesus Christ 10 months later all these likes, thanks

  • @beautifulharris11185
    @beautifulharris11185 3 роки тому +179

    this will forever be one of the most ICONIC cory and poiised collabs!!!!

  • @pieceofhope7107
    @pieceofhope7107 5 років тому +2354

    Poised: Bro he just snapped crackled and popped my neck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bendiks5953
    @bendiks5953 6 років тому +869

    17:03
    Cory: Alright Im In
    Player: *shoots Cory*
    Player: I CALL SHOTGUN!!!!!!!!!!

    • @d3von443
      @d3von443 5 років тому +21

      R.I.P Cory I will avenge you

    • @justnub8879
      @justnub8879 5 років тому +6

      hey guys

    • @joshplayzroblox4602
      @joshplayzroblox4602 5 років тому +7

      Wtf why he shoot hiem

    • @cjjcss
      @cjjcss 5 років тому +4

      Josh playz roblox so he can escape instead😂

    • @lz2339
      @lz2339 5 років тому +7

      I died of laughter when Cory got shot!😅

  • @ripmiku
    @ripmiku 7 років тому +4976

    I died she shot him so quick haha

    • @kidpapi2314
      @kidpapi2314 7 років тому +177

      Cielia phantomhive 😂😂😂😂😂 He flew off the screen so fast

    • @xHarlequinn
      @xHarlequinn 7 років тому +78

      Cielia phantomhive lol mm whacha sayyyy

    • @brendalizn
      @brendalizn 7 років тому +55

      LMAO SO FREAKING FUNNY

    • @xHarlequinn
      @xHarlequinn 7 років тому +22

      I got 7 likes Yaya -^_^-

    • @ace9461
      @ace9461 7 років тому +7

      Cielia phantomhive Yooooo I was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PAP 😢😢😢

  • @Khoolkid9
    @Khoolkid9 3 роки тому +78

    Cory: opens door
    Poiised: CORYWHATAREYOUDOING 😱

  • @Kosmosx.
    @Kosmosx. 4 роки тому +2181

    17:00 the edit 😂😭. I’m in tears laughing. The whole edit, to the song, to Poiised driving off. This bih really shot Cory to make space for her and her friend.

    • @JAYJAY-gt6xr
      @JAYJAY-gt6xr 3 роки тому +72

      💀💀💀

    • @lilrecooo
      @lilrecooo 3 роки тому +81

      The music tho😂

    • @Kosmosx.
      @Kosmosx. 3 роки тому +66

      @jyyugh I’m saying what she did was petty. If your friend can’t get in, oh well lol. You can laugh at their demise. 😩

    • @tabloidjunkie9394
      @tabloidjunkie9394 3 роки тому +8

      @@Kosmosx. their dumb they really shot Cory thought they were going to

    • @antthebest3890
      @antthebest3890 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carloseljf6950
    @carloseljf6950 5 років тому +1437

    gIve mE yOur vIrgiNity-
    coryxkenshin: NO you can take him, anything but THAT-

  • @ora15
    @ora15 Рік тому +53

    when they shot cory and poiised just drove 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @ScorpioXTB
    @ScorpioXTB 4 роки тому +888

    13:35
    Cory: I won’t kill you
    Poised: starts having seizure
    Cory: chill!

  • @kimberlydavis112
    @kimberlydavis112 4 роки тому +2070

    Cory: "You want mE tO wHaT?!"
    Person: "Give me your *ViRgInItY*"
    Cory: "nO aNyThInG bUt ThAt, PlEaSe!!"

  • @boiboi3940
    @boiboi3940 4 роки тому +694

    6:33 His face changed from laughing to instant horror right there

  • @OnAHiatus123
    @OnAHiatus123 2 роки тому +42

    "I SEE A BIG OL BOOTY IN THE DISTANCE!!!" 😂😂😂 13:01

  • @whynotkevin5215
    @whynotkevin5215 5 років тому +488

    I've never laughed SO much at a video. I love it when yall collab together

    • @neojisoa
      @neojisoa 5 років тому

      Why not Kevin? i know right i died of laughter

  • @offspreyd
    @offspreyd 7 років тому +1170

    This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

  • @carteblanco446
    @carteblanco446 6 років тому +819

    *i see a big o booty in the distance*

  • @egghead_felix
    @egghead_felix 7 місяців тому +18

    Honestly, such a cinematic ending. The two best friends about to survive when one of their own turns on them. Leaving the lone friend to drive off and pick up the pieces. Truly.

  • @nxmurda6245
    @nxmurda6245 4 роки тому +242

    17:03 Top 10 Anime Betrayals

  • @magi3744
    @magi3744 4 роки тому +655

    9:50 bruh I love how Poiised is just in the back following them, begging Jason not to kill Cory but he's still keeping his distance- 😂😂

  • @ajohn4957
    @ajohn4957 5 років тому +505

    When he almost got in the car and she shot him I LAUGHED SO HARD

  • @DatXBoiXBoricua
    @DatXBoiXBoricua 10 місяців тому +9

    i love how the two girls at 17:00 just look at each other like they didnt kill some one

  • @FaysalIsGoated
    @FaysalIsGoated 4 роки тому +1173

    9:56 I know that girl did not just say “Gimme your virginity”
    OH HECKS NAH!!

    • @bubbakjw
      @bubbakjw 4 роки тому +45

      Faysal Mursal I thought it was a kid who was a guy, considering the fact Cory also assumed so, but I was kinda on edge as to wether it were female or just a kid who didn’t hit puberty entirely yet, otherwise I’m sure Cory would have been like “Ooh baby girl” but I’m probably wrong

    • @user-sd1cy1qt5p
      @user-sd1cy1qt5p 4 роки тому +19

      Kokoma BBA it was a girl

    • @bubbakjw
      @bubbakjw 4 роки тому +20

      Juliet Valdes guess they literally sounded like a boy too much to me then, hard to tell, especially since hey made a joke a young boy would make, it was hard to tell for me

    • @tatianabaker2188
      @tatianabaker2188 4 роки тому +30

      That was a whole fricken girl who said that man😂😂

    • @bubbakjw
      @bubbakjw 4 роки тому +4

      Tatiana Baker still hard to tell lol

  • @gamingwithalexyoutube7055
    @gamingwithalexyoutube7055 4 роки тому +529

    On poiised channel his title is called:”THEY SHOT MY BOY CORiiiiiii!!!”

    • @hitchristianable
      @hitchristianable 3 роки тому +1

      Little scary but you know it's fine been watching your UA-cam channel for 7 years now and I was 4 but now I'm 11.

    • @d3ad3yegaming38
      @d3ad3yegaming38 3 роки тому +1

      @@hitchristianable I started watching when I was 4 as well and now I’m 12

    • @tammybatte5039
      @tammybatte5039 3 роки тому +2

      @@hitchristianable you were watching my guy sence you were 4 god

    • @lordbeerus6435
      @lordbeerus6435 3 роки тому +1

      Y’all must have been some unique 4 yr olds since you can usually only remember long term for special occasions at that age (usually like birthdays or something like that)

  • @magdabahloul1976
    @magdabahloul1976 Рік тому +51

    a counselor just killed cory with a shotgun. bruh, she really wanna get in the car 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lalaquinn3397
    @lalaquinn3397 6 років тому +244

    The purple Jason was a true samurai

    • @savageking8894
      @savageking8894 5 років тому +3

      Yup oh and his name is Retro Jason from the old game. Or call him 8-bit Jason

    • @mzlightskin3147
      @mzlightskin3147 5 років тому

      Mouse a

  • @awakendreamer8841
    @awakendreamer8841 4 роки тому +866

    11:09 "Hey um, can you give me a shout out on Twitter?"
    Everyone else in game: *"tWiTtEr? TWITTER?"*

  • @sayem324
    @sayem324 4 роки тому +369

    17:01 was the most shocking moment of my life

    • @devanhymendez4634
      @devanhymendez4634 3 роки тому +38

      She really said no❤

    • @ehan1843
      @ehan1843 3 роки тому +28

      hey atleast he left her

    • @nonetakenn
      @nonetakenn 3 роки тому +12

      @@ehan1843 that's what they get for shooting his boi cory
      I would do the same thing if some of these players did that on one of my friend

    • @Ryan15beast
      @Ryan15beast 3 роки тому +3

      @@nonetakenn nah bro that player literally set up the whole car and they were about to leave and finesse the player Cory deserved it because he did nothing to contribute when setting up the car

    • @Lust767
      @Lust767 3 роки тому

      @@devanhymendez4634 no she did not nor was your comment funny it’s fucking annoying when half of girls humor are just emoji

  • @dratirtah3137
    @dratirtah3137 2 роки тому +18

    Two legends playing a funny and scary game. Can it be better?

  • @bambamthemenace8000
    @bambamthemenace8000 4 роки тому +571

    17:03 When Cory got shot and the music started playing, I started wheezing so I had to go get my inhaler

    • @PStacks1999
      @PStacks1999 4 роки тому +5

      BambamThe Savage I Just dropped my first FRIDAY THE 13th gameplay! I’m the last person alive with 6 minutes left using Eric Lachappa. Can you guys please check it out ? I would really appreciate it 🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @aydinshamsnia7443
      @aydinshamsnia7443 3 роки тому +11

      @@PStacks1999 no

    • @maxxx5922
      @maxxx5922 3 роки тому +4

      @@PStacks1999 ofc bro

    • @the_big_5_is_the_goat
      @the_big_5_is_the_goat 3 роки тому +3

      @@maxxx5922 nice profile pic im a sonic fan myself

    • @the_big_5_is_the_goat
      @the_big_5_is_the_goat 3 роки тому +1

      @@aydinshamsnia7443 nice profile pic

  • @estefhanynicoll376
    @estefhanynicoll376 6 років тому +523

    “He just snapped, crackled and popped my neck”😭☠️

  • @travisthecultistchurch-boy1696
    @travisthecultistchurch-boy1696 4 роки тому +178

    1:05. The way they reacted at the same time though

  • @Rexonozedits
    @Rexonozedits 3 місяці тому +3

    nothing like rewatching cory's videos

  • @Luvttrinityy
    @Luvttrinityy 6 років тому +506

    Cory: why you running bro?
    Player: I’m running cause you ugly
    😂😂😂😂LMAO

  • @thescorpio8480
    @thescorpio8480 4 роки тому +1686

    Whos watching this in 2023,take care bros stay safe

    • @khahlealsalmon9579
      @khahlealsalmon9579 4 роки тому +19

      Me everyone better be at home chilling

    • @Adrian-oj8hd
      @Adrian-oj8hd 4 роки тому +9

      You too man,you too

    • @peculiak
      @peculiak 4 роки тому +2

      The "take care bros stay at home" ruined the comment but okay .-.

    • @reinabby5371
      @reinabby5371 4 роки тому +12

      Petko Brunak how?😐

    • @peculiak
      @peculiak 4 роки тому +2

      PastelGold_ Ryanna How not. Why is everyone saying that just for a coronavirus. Everyone is saying that and making ads on tv and everything and thats why we are wasting time to make the final cure

  • @taniamuruato8741
    @taniamuruato8741 6 років тому +155

    How to survive Jason
    1. Go to the cabin you will see Jason’s sweater of his mom
    2.put it on
    3. If Jason is there and he sees it he will stop
    4. It’s the chance to kill him
    5. Get the guy that the one who killed Jason
    6.🤩VICTORY🤩

    • @taniamuruato8741
      @taniamuruato8741 6 років тому +5

      I survive that one I made victory whoop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jayla_elv
      @jayla_elv 6 років тому +12

      don't forget to take the mask off!

    • @soraasmusic2326
      @soraasmusic2326 6 років тому +2

      "pamela" has to have a blunt weapon and hit them in the back after his mask falls off and additional damage is done. and then the guy who kills him in the movie has to take a machete and do what it says. if it says nothing just hit him normally

    • @theguyoflife
      @theguyoflife 6 років тому

      Osana Najama thx

    • @jaykk83
      @jaykk83 6 років тому

      Wow I never knew that

  • @rudyespinoza1663
    @rudyespinoza1663 3 роки тому +54

    This part had me dead 13:48 😂😂

  • @Dedektrix
    @Dedektrix 5 років тому +168

    17:02 IM DYING THAT WAS COLD!!!!🤣

    • @justinwoods3157
      @justinwoods3157 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @crypticalter555
      @crypticalter555 4 роки тому +5

      I hate whoever did that, I hope they died

    • @justinwoods3157
      @justinwoods3157 4 роки тому +9

      Cryptic Alter Chill i hate them to just dont wish death on people

    • @crypticalter555
      @crypticalter555 4 роки тому +7

      Skull Crisis yeah you’re right, but I was talking about dying in the game

    • @crypticalter555
      @crypticalter555 4 роки тому +4

      Since they didn’t get to the car

  • @itzzyourboiiap5961
    @itzzyourboiiap5961 6 років тому +355

    My mans got shot 😂

  • @shawnellharris1869
    @shawnellharris1869 4 роки тому +198

    13:01 "i see a big ol booty in the distance" 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @sirmarier
      @sirmarier 4 роки тому +6

      I WAS COMING BACK FOR THIS PART THANK YOU

  • @2111ah
    @2111ah 3 роки тому +31

    15:07 looks like Cory pulled a felicity

  • @arsontechno9803
    @arsontechno9803 5 років тому +120

    13:53
    Corey:COME HERE COME HERE
    RANDOM GIRL:kenshin no

  • @lt.duckeditchannel2473
    @lt.duckeditchannel2473 7 років тому +1780

    DAMN HOW THEY GONNA DO YOU DIRTY AT THE END LIKE THAT CORRY LMAO

    • @strats1590
      @strats1590 7 років тому +29

      Jack The Ripper j.r dang* no need for that here

    • @mudasbeats
      @mudasbeats 7 років тому +6

      Strats Cory loved it, get at ya boi

    • @lt.duckeditchannel2473
      @lt.duckeditchannel2473 7 років тому +20

      Gabe The dog you cussing right there SIT DOWN AND BE HUMBLE IN THE NAME OF GOD HOW ABOUT THAT MY BOY

    • @idk-vn3ee
      @idk-vn3ee 7 років тому +7

      Jack The Ripper j.r nice comeback 😂

    • @hammeeer
      @hammeeer 7 років тому +6

      Gabe The dog 2 Corinthians 11:6 KJV
      But though I be rude in speech, yet not in knowledge; but we have been throughly made manifest among you in all things.
      Fuck what you heard

  • @errolorourke2886
    @errolorourke2886 6 років тому +105

    17:55 HE DIED CAUSE OF THE SAMURI SWORD CORY DID

  • @solo2324-q5k
    @solo2324-q5k 2 роки тому +6

    THE WAY HE GOT SHOT WHEN THEY WERE GONNA DRIVE OFF!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT U CALL CONTENT

  • @veesstories8323
    @veesstories8323 4 роки тому +264

    " *WE GON NEED CAR INSURANCE IN A MINUTE* !!"
    lol coryyyyyy!!

  • @BABYMAMA823
    @BABYMAMA823 6 років тому +414

    Cory: I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT! WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
    girl: *your virginity.*

    • @koficlouds
      @koficlouds 6 років тому +13

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👟🐣

    • @khalidiabd
      @khalidiabd 6 років тому +1

      Quintora Mayo agh ghgggjxfcjcg

    • @dattboiicam8827
      @dattboiicam8827 6 років тому +2

      Quintora Mayo 😂😭💀

    • @myrabrousard
      @myrabrousard 6 років тому +3

      😂

    • @spitfire126
      @spitfire126 6 років тому +24

      Cory: OH HEY NO! *Runs for the hills*

  • @fullmetal5712
    @fullmetal5712 4 роки тому +68

    6:56 im still amazed how poiised was synced with the machete in the air

  • @aidandonnelly-v2h
    @aidandonnelly-v2h 3 дні тому +1

    6:13 bro ive never died harder of laughter than hearing POIISED screaming "DON'T LEAVE ME!" 🤣

  • @prinzechristopherjonnsanto1156
    @prinzechristopherjonnsanto1156 6 років тому +165

    11:52 When you start your car up with low gas

    • @ayooooo_luna
      @ayooooo_luna 5 років тому +6

      Best thing I've ever heard😂😂😂😂

  • @laylewis3533
    @laylewis3533 7 років тому +480

    "YALL BETTER FIND THEM POCKET WATCHES" only old samurais remember that😄

  • @chinelss3636
    @chinelss3636 3 роки тому +328

    6:11 Top ten anime betrayals😂

  • @badkidstywinterchany7814
    @badkidstywinterchany7814 3 роки тому +7

    17:06 perfect editing and timing

  • @the_chocolate_cow1810
    @the_chocolate_cow1810 5 років тому +233

    If Jason was standing at your window what would he say?
    Cory as Jason: How y’all doin’ ? 😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @rowanmcnair425
      @rowanmcnair425 4 роки тому +2

      I would kill for Cory as Jason💀

    • @the_chocolate_cow1810
      @the_chocolate_cow1810 4 роки тому +4

      Lol same! Plus...... WAKE UP LIUTENANT! IT’S CONNOR!

    • @rowanmcnair425
      @rowanmcnair425 4 роки тому +1

      @@the_chocolate_cow1810 💀💀💀♥️♥️♥️

    • @the_chocolate_cow1810
      @the_chocolate_cow1810 4 роки тому +3

      Omg! I LOVED when Cory played Detroit

    • @Kronkoz9
      @Kronkoz9 4 роки тому +1

      O will run as f boiiii (sorry for my bad English)

  • @silamii3172
    @silamii3172 5 років тому +91

    17:08 BRO DRIVE OFF DON'T LET EM' IN!!!!
    HAhAHAHAHAHAH I LOST IT!

  • @afselena123456
    @afselena123456 5 років тому +567

    10:05 that was me "Give me your Virginity" xD

    • @mewmew9529
      @mewmew9529 5 років тому +28

      You heard correctly my good sir

    • @afselena123456
      @afselena123456 5 років тому +14

      @@mewmew9529 What's that supposed to mean 😂

    • @mewmew9529
      @mewmew9529 5 років тому +15

      @@afselena123456 u heard right that's what the person said XD

    • @afselena123456
      @afselena123456 5 років тому +14

      @@mewmew9529 well that is what I said 😂

    • @elfenlied7197
      @elfenlied7197 4 роки тому +6

      was your name fishi with the heart

  • @taiahardin294
    @taiahardin294 3 роки тому +13

    I've been watching coryxkenshin for years...i remember when he dropped this video he's had so much progress like.. clap it up .

  • @kayceedoria1198
    @kayceedoria1198 7 років тому +268

    Who are you?
    1.Cory
    2.Cory
    3.Cory
    4.Cory
    5.Cory
    6.Cory
    7.Cory
    8.Cory
    9.Cory
    0.Nugget

  • @reptile8370
    @reptile8370 7 років тому +179

    Yo xD my mans Poiised gets scared so easily, Cory was like:
    Cory: WOAH WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!
    when there was nothing happening and Poiised was like
    Poiised: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • @mrlonely017
    @mrlonely017 5 років тому +65

    17:00....
    Hmmm whatcha say?
    Was not expecting that

  • @starrinight6114
    @starrinight6114 Місяць тому +4

    9:54 I think about this part all the time randomly

  • @lillitapia9516
    @lillitapia9516 7 років тому +55

    I WANT A WHOLE SERIES WITH HIM

  • @sadstoic
    @sadstoic 5 років тому +232

    I lost lit when Jason was on their side trying to find the keys 🤣🤣

    • @ericespinosa1133
      @ericespinosa1133 5 років тому +6

      bro jason wanted corys virginity

    • @mojo-music1396
      @mojo-music1396 4 роки тому +25

      Lol, imagine Jason getting in the car with them, and they roll out to go get slushies

    • @tanialanza9922
      @tanialanza9922 10 місяців тому

      @@mojo-music1396His mom be like: Why are you hanging out with them? End them.

  • @crybabyalex6624
    @crybabyalex6624 4 роки тому +185

    “CLOSE THE DOOR” CoryxKenshin: opens the door

  • @GlitchedLegend
    @GlitchedLegend Рік тому +68

    5 years later and this is still entertaining

  • @jackluffy7914
    @jackluffy7914 6 років тому +396

    Cory got everybody killed in the beginning

  • @anoja31
    @anoja31 5 років тому +120

    i'm crying she shot you 😂😭😩

  • @fionnatimoteo7733
    @fionnatimoteo7733 4 роки тому +95

    Cory: I dibs shotgun
    Random player: shoots Cory

  • @sugawarakoshi4938
    @sugawarakoshi4938 3 роки тому +55

    It only took one gasp for poiised to realize his life was over

  • @Elmo0o0o0o
    @Elmo0o0o0o 7 років тому +209

    Best corykenshin video ive ever saw ive been dying of laughter from this video like if you agree

    • @reneemakope9760
      @reneemakope9760 7 років тому +10

      emiliano brugada all his videos are the greatest videos 😂

  • @eriyonnajones2420
    @eriyonnajones2420 4 роки тому +173

    No one-
    Not a single soul-
    Cory- "NAH I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE CHAT" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @k.j6375
    @k.j6375 7 років тому +151

    When this gameplay came out I thought I was hallucinating

    • @adamm.4654
      @adamm.4654 7 років тому

      FIGHT ME same I'm so happy

    • @nemiahpittmon7490
      @nemiahpittmon7490 7 років тому +1

      I will stuff u all in the crust

    • @adamm.4654
      @adamm.4654 7 років тому +1

      Nemiah Pittmon wat 😂

    • @superninjas88
      @superninjas88 7 років тому +1

      DibberDabber YTP despicable me meme

    • @Blicked-eem
      @Blicked-eem 7 років тому +1

      Nemiah Pittmon heeelll to the nah nah naaah

  • @dumpacc5026
    @dumpacc5026 10 місяців тому +5

    Mannn I remember watching this back in 2018, it's my first video that I watched from you 😂😂😂

  • @dessmill
    @dessmill 7 років тому +391

    Cory: I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!
    Girl: Give me your virginity.
    Cory: what?
    Girl: your virginity.
    Cory: OH HECKS NAHHH *runs*
    LMAOOOOOO

    • @rig7977
      @rig7977 7 років тому +17

      Yandere Simulator in a nutshell

    • @eiveroblox7259
      @eiveroblox7259 7 років тому +3

      AbBy lol

    • @rxxanneee
      @rxxanneee 7 років тому +1

      AbBy Iol corys too innocent

    • @zionwilliamson131
      @zionwilliamson131 7 років тому +3

      All she wants him

    • @rugma1696
      @rugma1696 7 років тому +2

      Roxy Fox he ain't innocent brah, he just avoids those kinda things lmao

  • @deathcarousel
    @deathcarousel 7 років тому +225

    Poiised is the most scared black man alive

    • @ashlynnsmith585
      @ashlynnsmith585 7 років тому +11

      I bet if you just TOUCHED poiised he would scream XD

    • @AraCrimson
      @AraCrimson 7 років тому +8

      What about Kevin hart....

    • @mxnny9826
      @mxnny9826 7 років тому +1

      Arafat Abadin you have a point.

    • @swanarima1858
      @swanarima1858 7 років тому

      true

    • @05tina
      @05tina 7 років тому +3

      Speed X yes it is true XD

  • @paitynheffelman3530
    @paitynheffelman3530 4 роки тому +104

    15:42
    Poises face was priceless when he was trying to free him self

  • @swag304
    @swag304 3 роки тому +13

    10:04
    Dang Cory getting all the girls

  • @manuelamoore7549
    @manuelamoore7549 3 роки тому +140

    The fact that they just shot Cory for trying to get in the car.. smhhhh

  • @cookiecakeluvs1374
    @cookiecakeluvs1374 6 років тому +73

    Cory you make me so happy whenever times for someone like me is sad my dad left us two years ago and whenever I watch your videos I feel like I got someone that wants to help me

    • @niniokala3433
      @niniokala3433 6 років тому +3

      Cookiecake Luvs What you really need is a friend🙂

    • @koficlouds
      @koficlouds 6 років тому

      I feel you Cookiecake Luvs

    • @fastestanimal8685
      @fastestanimal8685 6 років тому

      Yea like today I just found out that my grandad passed away in the hospital due cto a heart attack😭😭😭😭😭 I miss him so much Idk what to do

  • @yvonnejohnson4480
    @yvonnejohnson4480 6 років тому +129

    Poised: Cory CLOSE THE DOOOORRR!
    Cory:OK
    *CORY CLOSES THE DOOR.
    Poised:YOU CLOSED THE DOOR MANNNNN!
    Cory:AHHHHHHH
    Mean while erry body getting BODIED

  • @number1toyafan
    @number1toyafan 3 роки тому +13

    "You're virginity"
    "OH HECKS NAW-"
    I thinks that accurate for being asked this

  • @MarshallYTGaming
    @MarshallYTGaming 6 років тому +59

    It's great seeing my 2 favorite UA-cam Channels collab.

  • @r3althereecedixongaming29
    @r3althereecedixongaming29 5 років тому +77

    7:31 he forgot to blurr it on the bottom right

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 4 роки тому

      “Pussy Lips” 😂😂

  • @starreveiws8189
    @starreveiws8189 6 років тому +35

    You and poised are my all time favourite youtubers

  • @Brandon-wh7rj
    @Brandon-wh7rj 3 роки тому +8

    2:28
    so much chaos just happend

  • @charleydracula8924
    @charleydracula8924 5 років тому +101

    0:42. 80k likes or I'm deleting my...
    1:08. Hubba hubba!!!! Meow!!!!
    2:33. CORY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!!!!

  • @shyfoxx5438
    @shyfoxx5438 7 років тому +55

    Cory and Poiised are so funnyXD they both scream, and they make the worst times funny, and the best

  • @elanicapo3549
    @elanicapo3549 5 років тому +68

    When the blonde dudes turns around 😂👏🏼
    That gets me every time

  • @nathanielodtojan2587
    @nathanielodtojan2587 3 роки тому +22

    that face though lol 9:42

  • @IWasBorn2Be
    @IWasBorn2Be 4 роки тому +98

    9:58 corys characters face is making me DIE LAUGHING

  • @vinylhax
    @vinylhax 5 років тому +45

    17:02
    And that's when Cory knew...he messed up.

  • @ahmedtaleb9709
    @ahmedtaleb9709 4 роки тому +61

    1:08 OH Damn 😂😂I’m dying
    1:43 OH HE ALREADY HERE😂😂

  • @RoyBurnsReal
    @RoyBurnsReal Рік тому +5

    Unfortunately, today will be the final Friday as this game is going out of service at the end of the year, but on the upside, we got these videos

  • @brothisyoutubergotmedead6320
    @brothisyoutubergotmedead6320 5 років тому +698

    *this is a Christan server no cursing*