JASON WAS A FREAKIN' SAMURAI! AND HE WANT OUR BOOTY MEAT | Friday The 13th Gameplay (w/Poiised)

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  • @CoryxKenshin
    @CoryxKenshin  7 років тому +17689

    You guys want a F13th series with my bro!? Yo you already know what to do if so!

  • @jigglypuff440
    @jigglypuff440 4 роки тому +3885

    Cory: *gets into car*
    That one guy: imma bout to end this man's whole career

    • @thegoddessnyx4175
      @thegoddessnyx4175 4 роки тому +34

      That was a female *sIr*

    • @lappland8445
      @lappland8445 4 роки тому +90

      The same thing happened to me but I was a one hit and my teammate hit me with a machete and drove off, (but karma came and Jason through him out the car and killed him)lol

    • @Aiden-.
      @Aiden-. 4 роки тому +20

      @@lappland8445 He was NOT TODAY

    • @chrisdadon3523
      @chrisdadon3523 4 роки тому +3

      I was dyin

    • @cubedbtw2285
      @cubedbtw2285 4 роки тому +1

      Jigglypuff poiised: ima about end this mans whole career cuz he killed my boy

  • @genos5662
    @genos5662 4 роки тому +3184

    the fact that cory said, “i gotcho back like a butt crack” and poiised said, “he just snapped crackled and popped my neck” and neither of them batted an eye is honestly iconic

  • @b0nejuic3
    @b0nejuic3 5 років тому +1734

    2:34 “lock the door” *opens the door* “wHAt arE u DoIn!!!”
    Jesus Christ 10 months later all these likes, thanks

  • @aidandonnelly-v2h
    @aidandonnelly-v2h Місяць тому +19

    6:13 bro ive never died harder of laughter than hearing POIISED screaming "DON'T LEAVE ME!" 🤣

  • @TheUltimateRey
    @TheUltimateRey 7 років тому +6839

    "no swearing this is a Christian server" 😂 lol that guy was a real samurai

  • @joehaden269
    @joehaden269 7 років тому +8668

    Corys the only youtuber that I can scroll down the comments section of his videos and not see any hate comments

    • @Elbon-the-Lolinator
      @Elbon-the-Lolinator 7 років тому +405

      joe haden Don't jinx it fam

    • @민슈가-d1f
      @민슈가-d1f 7 років тому +60

      joe haden yeah

    • @leniasmr__
      @leniasmr__ 7 років тому +125

      joe haden wow just realized you're right!

    • @jessetheboss20
      @jessetheboss20 7 років тому +28

      joe haden loser, there is a first time for everything :D

    • @binary5205
      @binary5205 7 років тому +87

      joe haden the only problem is it's full of Play this, play that, and gimme likes cuz this just happened.
      But eh. Fair trade for no hate comments.

  • @ripmiku
    @ripmiku 7 років тому +5004

    I died she shot him so quick haha

    • @kidpapi2314
      @kidpapi2314 7 років тому +179

      Cielia phantomhive 😂😂😂😂😂 He flew off the screen so fast

    • @xHarlequinn
      @xHarlequinn 7 років тому +78

      Cielia phantomhive lol mm whacha sayyyy

    • @brendalizn
      @brendalizn 7 років тому +56

      LMAO SO FREAKING FUNNY

    • @xHarlequinn
      @xHarlequinn 7 років тому +22

      I got 7 likes Yaya -^_^-

    • @ace9461
      @ace9461 7 років тому +8

      Cielia phantomhive Yooooo I was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PAP 😢😢😢

  • @DatXBoiXBoricua
    @DatXBoiXBoricua Рік тому +19

    i love how the two girls at 17:00 just look at each other like they didnt kill some one

  • @bendiks5953
    @bendiks5953 6 років тому +892

    17:03
    Cory: Alright Im In
    Player: *shoots Cory*
    Player: I CALL SHOTGUN!!!!!!!!!!

    • @d3von443
      @d3von443 5 років тому +22

      R.I.P Cory I will avenge you

    • @justnub8879
      @justnub8879 5 років тому +7

      hey guys

    • @joshplayzroblox4602
      @joshplayzroblox4602 5 років тому +8

      Wtf why he shoot hiem

    • @cjjcss
      @cjjcss 5 років тому +5

      Josh playz roblox so he can escape instead😂

    • @lz2339
      @lz2339 5 років тому +8

      I died of laughter when Cory got shot!😅

  • @umi_tao33
    @umi_tao33 5 років тому +2713

    Omg the guy who recognized Cory sounded so desperate for Jason to not kill him 🤣🤣

  • @exsoutic7550
    @exsoutic7550 3 роки тому +1567

    We hit 10 MILLION,congrats Cory we will miss you

    • @Zack-xv2yc
      @Zack-xv2yc 3 роки тому +39

      When Cory finally uploads his retirement video: *(**17:03**)*

    • @Zack-xv2yc
      @Zack-xv2yc 3 роки тому +22

      But seriously tho, we'll miss that samurai.

    • @exsoutic7550
      @exsoutic7550 3 роки тому +5

      @@Zack-xv2yc ❤️

    • @Juwelssss
      @Juwelssss 3 роки тому +3

      @@Zack-xv2yc fosho

    • @Basedoff.wisdomm
      @Basedoff.wisdomm 3 роки тому +9

      Yk Cory said he’s gonna announce his retirement at 10 mill not retire lol

  • @Kosmosx.
    @Kosmosx. 4 роки тому +2204

    17:00 the edit 😂😭. I’m in tears laughing. The whole edit, to the song, to Poiised driving off. This bih really shot Cory to make space for her and her friend.

    • @JAYJAY-gt6xr
      @JAYJAY-gt6xr 4 роки тому +73

      💀💀💀

    • @lilrecooo
      @lilrecooo 4 роки тому +82

      The music tho😂

    • @Kosmosx.
      @Kosmosx. 3 роки тому +68

      @jyyugh I’m saying what she did was petty. If your friend can’t get in, oh well lol. You can laugh at their demise. 😩

    • @tabloidjunkie9394
      @tabloidjunkie9394 3 роки тому +8

      @@Kosmosx. their dumb they really shot Cory thought they were going to

    • @antthebest3890
      @antthebest3890 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pieceofhope7107
    @pieceofhope7107 5 років тому +2372

    Poised: Bro he just snapped crackled and popped my neck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @carloseljf6950
    @carloseljf6950 5 років тому +1464

    gIve mE yOur vIrgiNity-
    coryxkenshin: NO you can take him, anything but THAT-

  • @Khoolkid9
    @Khoolkid9 3 роки тому +85

    Cory: opens door
    Poiised: CORYWHATAREYOUDOING 😱

  • @kimberlydavis112
    @kimberlydavis112 4 роки тому +2083

    Cory: "You want mE tO wHaT?!"
    Person: "Give me your *ViRgInItY*"
    Cory: "nO aNyThInG bUt ThAt, PlEaSe!!"

  • @ScorpioXTB
    @ScorpioXTB 5 років тому +900

    13:35
    Cory: I won’t kill you
    Poised: starts having seizure
    Cory: chill!

  • @boiboi3940
    @boiboi3940 4 роки тому +702

    6:33 His face changed from laughing to instant horror right there

  • @ora15
    @ora15 2 роки тому +79

    when they shot cory and poiised just drove 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Dedektrix
    @Dedektrix 5 років тому +171

    17:02 IM DYING THAT WAS COLD!!!!🤣

    • @justinwoods3157
      @justinwoods3157 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @crypticalter555
      @crypticalter555 4 роки тому +5

      I hate whoever did that, I hope they died

    • @justinwoods3157
      @justinwoods3157 4 роки тому +9

      Cryptic Alter Chill i hate them to just dont wish death on people

    • @crypticalter555
      @crypticalter555 4 роки тому +7

      Skull Crisis yeah you’re right, but I was talking about dying in the game

    • @crypticalter555
      @crypticalter555 4 роки тому +4

      Since they didn’t get to the car

  • @nxmurda
    @nxmurda 4 роки тому +245

    17:03 Top 10 Anime Betrayals

  • @magi3744
    @magi3744 4 роки тому +662

    9:50 bruh I love how Poiised is just in the back following them, begging Jason not to kill Cory but he's still keeping his distance- 😂😂

  • @beautifulharris11185
    @beautifulharris11185 3 роки тому +196

    this will forever be one of the most ICONIC cory and poiised collabs!!!!

  • @carteblanco446
    @carteblanco446 6 років тому +837

    *i see a big o booty in the distance*

  • @sayem324
    @sayem324 4 роки тому +372

    17:01 was the most shocking moment of my life

    • @devanhymendez4634
      @devanhymendez4634 4 роки тому +38

      She really said no❤

    • @ehan1843
      @ehan1843 4 роки тому +28

      hey atleast he left her

    • @Ryan15beast
      @Ryan15beast 4 роки тому +3

      @[youtuber] Ramy Hosam nah bro that player literally set up the whole car and they were about to leave and finesse the player Cory deserved it because he did nothing to contribute when setting up the car

    • @Lust767
      @Lust767 3 роки тому

      @@devanhymendez4634 no she did not nor was your comment funny it’s fucking annoying when half of girls humor are just emoji

    • @lenaaguilar3547
      @lenaaguilar3547 3 роки тому +9

      @@Lust767 why are you so mad?

  • @ajohn4957
    @ajohn4957 5 років тому +510

    When he almost got in the car and she shot him I LAUGHED SO HARD

  • @Tollia123
    @Tollia123 3 роки тому +45

    "I SEE A BIG OL BOOTY IN THE DISTANCE!!!" 😂😂😂 13:01

  • @awakendreamer8841
    @awakendreamer8841 4 роки тому +872

    11:09 "Hey um, can you give me a shout out on Twitter?"
    Everyone else in game: *"tWiTtEr? TWITTER?"*

  • @bambamthemenace8000
    @bambamthemenace8000 4 роки тому +574

    17:03 When Cory got shot and the music started playing, I started wheezing so I had to go get my inhaler

    • @PStacks1999
      @PStacks1999 4 роки тому +5

      BambamThe Savage I Just dropped my first FRIDAY THE 13th gameplay! I’m the last person alive with 6 minutes left using Eric Lachappa. Can you guys please check it out ? I would really appreciate it 🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @aydinshamsnia7443
      @aydinshamsnia7443 3 роки тому +11

      @@PStacks1999 no

    • @maxxx5922
      @maxxx5922 3 роки тому +4

      @@PStacks1999 ofc bro

    • @the_big_5_is_the_goat
      @the_big_5_is_the_goat 3 роки тому +3

      @@maxxx5922 nice profile pic im a sonic fan myself

    • @the_big_5_is_the_goat
      @the_big_5_is_the_goat 3 роки тому +1

      @@aydinshamsnia7443 nice profile pic

  • @whynotkevin5215
    @whynotkevin5215 5 років тому +492

    I've never laughed SO much at a video. I love it when yall collab together

    • @neojisoa
      @neojisoa 5 років тому

      Why not Kevin? i know right i died of laughter

  • @egghead_felix
    @egghead_felix 9 місяців тому +20

    Honestly, such a cinematic ending. The two best friends about to survive when one of their own turns on them. Leaving the lone friend to drive off and pick up the pieces. Truly.

  • @FaysalIsGoated
    @FaysalIsGoated 4 роки тому +1182

    9:56 I know that girl did not just say “Gimme your virginity”
    OH HECKS NAH!!

    • @bubbakjw
      @bubbakjw 4 роки тому +47

      Faysal Mursal I thought it was a kid who was a guy, considering the fact Cory also assumed so, but I was kinda on edge as to wether it were female or just a kid who didn’t hit puberty entirely yet, otherwise I’m sure Cory would have been like “Ooh baby girl” but I’m probably wrong

    • @user-sd1cy1qt5p
      @user-sd1cy1qt5p 4 роки тому +19

      Kokoma BBA it was a girl

    • @bubbakjw
      @bubbakjw 4 роки тому +20

      Juliet Valdes guess they literally sounded like a boy too much to me then, hard to tell, especially since hey made a joke a young boy would make, it was hard to tell for me

    • @tatianabaker2188
      @tatianabaker2188 4 роки тому +31

      That was a whole fricken girl who said that man😂😂

    • @bubbakjw
      @bubbakjw 4 роки тому +4

      Tatiana Baker still hard to tell lol

  • @lalaquinn3397
    @lalaquinn3397 6 років тому +246

    The purple Jason was a true samurai

    • @savageking8894
      @savageking8894 5 років тому +3

      Yup oh and his name is Retro Jason from the old game. Or call him 8-bit Jason

    • @mzlightskin3147
      @mzlightskin3147 5 років тому

      Mouse a

  • @shawnellharris1869
    @shawnellharris1869 5 років тому +201

    13:01 "i see a big ol booty in the distance" 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @sirmarier
      @sirmarier 4 роки тому +6

      I WAS COMING BACK FOR THIS PART THANK YOU

  • @magdabahloul1976
    @magdabahloul1976 2 роки тому +51

    a counselor just killed cory with a shotgun. bruh, she really wanna get in the car 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @offspreyd
    @offspreyd 7 років тому +1170

    This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

  • @silamii3172
    @silamii3172 5 років тому +91

    17:08 BRO DRIVE OFF DON'T LET EM' IN!!!!
    HAhAHAHAHAHAH I LOST IT!

  • @estefhanynicoll376
    @estefhanynicoll376 6 років тому +527

    “He just snapped, crackled and popped my neck”😭☠️

  • @Mason-bw8ut
    @Mason-bw8ut 9 днів тому +4

    This game will forever be missed

  • @prinzechristopherjonnsanto1156
    @prinzechristopherjonnsanto1156 6 років тому +166

    11:52 When you start your car up with low gas

    • @ayooooo_luna
      @ayooooo_luna 5 років тому +6

      Best thing I've ever heard😂😂😂😂

  • @travisthecultistchurch-boy1696
    @travisthecultistchurch-boy1696 4 роки тому +180

    1:05. The way they reacted at the same time though

  • @gamingwithalexyoutube7055
    @gamingwithalexyoutube7055 4 роки тому +530

    On poiised channel his title is called:”THEY SHOT MY BOY CORiiiiiii!!!”

    • @hitchristianable
      @hitchristianable 4 роки тому +1

      Little scary but you know it's fine been watching your UA-cam channel for 7 years now and I was 4 but now I'm 11.

    • @d3ad3yegaming38
      @d3ad3yegaming38 3 роки тому +1

      @@hitchristianable I started watching when I was 4 as well and now I’m 12

    • @tammybatte5039
      @tammybatte5039 3 роки тому +2

      @@hitchristianable you were watching my guy sence you were 4 god

    • @lordbeerus6435
      @lordbeerus6435 3 роки тому +1

      Y’all must have been some unique 4 yr olds since you can usually only remember long term for special occasions at that age (usually like birthdays or something like that)

  • @JaydenEldrich7372
    @JaydenEldrich7372 Місяць тому +3

    5:40 “I got your back like a butt crack” ahh moment😂😂😂😂

  • @chinelss3636
    @chinelss3636 3 роки тому +328

    6:11 Top ten anime betrayals😂

  • @thescorpio8480
    @thescorpio8480 4 роки тому +1688

    Whos watching this in 2023,take care bros stay safe

    • @khahlealsalmon9579
      @khahlealsalmon9579 4 роки тому +19

      Me everyone better be at home chilling

    • @Adrian-oj8hd
      @Adrian-oj8hd 4 роки тому +9

      You too man,you too

    • @peculiak
      @peculiak 4 роки тому +2

      The "take care bros stay at home" ruined the comment but okay .-.

    • @reinabby5371
      @reinabby5371 4 роки тому +11

      Petko Brunak how?😐

    • @peculiak
      @peculiak 4 роки тому +2

      PastelGold_ Ryanna How not. Why is everyone saying that just for a coronavirus. Everyone is saying that and making ads on tv and everything and thats why we are wasting time to make the final cure

  • @taniamuruato8741
    @taniamuruato8741 6 років тому +156

    How to survive Jason
    1. Go to the cabin you will see Jason’s sweater of his mom
    2.put it on
    3. If Jason is there and he sees it he will stop
    4. It’s the chance to kill him
    5. Get the guy that the one who killed Jason
    6.🤩VICTORY🤩

    • @taniamuruato8741
      @taniamuruato8741 6 років тому +5

      I survive that one I made victory whoop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jayla_elv
      @jayla_elv 6 років тому +12

      don't forget to take the mask off!

    • @soraasmusic2326
      @soraasmusic2326 6 років тому +2

      "pamela" has to have a blunt weapon and hit them in the back after his mask falls off and additional damage is done. and then the guy who kills him in the movie has to take a machete and do what it says. if it says nothing just hit him normally

    • @theguyoflife
      @theguyoflife 6 років тому

      Osana Najama thx

    • @jaykk83
      @jaykk83 6 років тому

      Wow I never knew that

  • @solo2324-q5k
    @solo2324-q5k 2 роки тому +6

    THE WAY HE GOT SHOT WHEN THEY WERE GONNA DRIVE OFF!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT U CALL CONTENT

  • @Luvttrinityy
    @Luvttrinityy 6 років тому +507

    Cory: why you running bro?
    Player: I’m running cause you ugly
    😂😂😂😂LMAO

  • @arsontechno9803
    @arsontechno9803 5 років тому +121

    13:53
    Corey:COME HERE COME HERE
    RANDOM GIRL:kenshin no

  • @2111ah
    @2111ah 3 роки тому +31

    15:07 looks like Cory pulled a felicity

  • @afselena123456
    @afselena123456 5 років тому +568

    10:05 that was me "Give me your Virginity" xD

    • @mewmew9529
      @mewmew9529 5 років тому +28

      You heard correctly my good sir

    • @afselena123456
      @afselena123456 5 років тому +14

      @@mewmew9529 What's that supposed to mean 😂

    • @mewmew9529
      @mewmew9529 5 років тому +15

      @@afselena123456 u heard right that's what the person said XD

    • @afselena123456
      @afselena123456 5 років тому +14

      @@mewmew9529 well that is what I said 😂

    • @elfenlied7197
      @elfenlied7197 5 років тому +6

      was your name fishi with the heart

  • @veesstories8323
    @veesstories8323 5 років тому +264

    " *WE GON NEED CAR INSURANCE IN A MINUTE* !!"
    lol coryyyyyy!!

  • @ahmedtaleb9709
    @ahmedtaleb9709 5 років тому +62

    1:08 OH Damn 😂😂I’m dying
    1:43 OH HE ALREADY HERE😂😂

  • @dratirtah3137
    @dratirtah3137 2 роки тому +18

    Two legends playing a funny and scary game. Can it be better?

  • @itzzyourboiiap5961
    @itzzyourboiiap5961 6 років тому +355

    My mans got shot 😂

  • @the_chocolate_cow1810
    @the_chocolate_cow1810 5 років тому +234

    If Jason was standing at your window what would he say?
    Cory as Jason: How y’all doin’ ? 😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @rowanmcnair425
      @rowanmcnair425 4 роки тому +2

      I would kill for Cory as Jason💀

    • @the_chocolate_cow1810
      @the_chocolate_cow1810 4 роки тому +4

      Lol same! Plus...... WAKE UP LIUTENANT! IT’S CONNOR!

    • @rowanmcnair425
      @rowanmcnair425 4 роки тому +1

      @@the_chocolate_cow1810 💀💀💀♥️♥️♥️

    • @the_chocolate_cow1810
      @the_chocolate_cow1810 4 роки тому +3

      Omg! I LOVED when Cory played Detroit

    • @Kronkoz9
      @Kronkoz9 4 роки тому +1

      O will run as f boiiii (sorry for my bad English)

  • @eriyonnajones2420
    @eriyonnajones2420 4 роки тому +173

    No one-
    Not a single soul-
    Cory- "NAH I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE CHAT" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MoldyCheeseEditz
    @MoldyCheeseEditz 8 місяців тому +1067

    Anyone here in 2024 💀
    Anyone here in 2025 now?

  • @paitynheffelman3530
    @paitynheffelman3530 4 роки тому +105

    15:42
    Poises face was priceless when he was trying to free him self

  • @lt.duckeditchannel2473
    @lt.duckeditchannel2473 7 років тому +1781

    DAMN HOW THEY GONNA DO YOU DIRTY AT THE END LIKE THAT CORRY LMAO

    • @strats1590
      @strats1590 7 років тому +29

      Jack The Ripper j.r dang* no need for that here

    • @mudasbeats
      @mudasbeats 7 років тому +6

      Strats Cory loved it, get at ya boi

    • @lt.duckeditchannel2473
      @lt.duckeditchannel2473 7 років тому +20

      Gabe The dog you cussing right there SIT DOWN AND BE HUMBLE IN THE NAME OF GOD HOW ABOUT THAT MY BOY

    • @idk-vn3ee
      @idk-vn3ee 7 років тому +7

      Jack The Ripper j.r nice comeback 😂

    • @hammeeer
      @hammeeer 7 років тому +6

      Gabe The dog 2 Corinthians 11:6 KJV
      But though I be rude in speech, yet not in knowledge; but we have been throughly made manifest among you in all things.
      Fuck what you heard

  • @BABYMAMA823
    @BABYMAMA823 6 років тому +414

    Cory: I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT! WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
    girl: *your virginity.*

    • @koficlouds
      @koficlouds 6 років тому +13

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👟🐣

    • @khalidiabd
      @khalidiabd 6 років тому +1

      Quintora Mayo agh ghgggjxfcjcg

    • @dattboiicam8827
      @dattboiicam8827 6 років тому +2

      Quintora Mayo 😂😭💀

    • @myrabrousard
      @myrabrousard 6 років тому +3

      😂

    • @spitfire126
      @spitfire126 6 років тому +24

      Cory: OH HEY NO! *Runs for the hills*

  • @starrinight6114
    @starrinight6114 2 місяці тому +5

    9:54 I think about this part all the time randomly

  • @yvonnejohnson4480
    @yvonnejohnson4480 6 років тому +129

    Poised: Cory CLOSE THE DOOOORRR!
    Cory:OK
    *CORY CLOSES THE DOOR.
    Poised:YOU CLOSED THE DOOR MANNNNN!
    Cory:AHHHHHHH
    Mean while erry body getting BODIED

  • @sadstoic
    @sadstoic 5 років тому +232

    I lost lit when Jason was on their side trying to find the keys 🤣🤣

    • @ericespinosa1133
      @ericespinosa1133 5 років тому +6

      bro jason wanted corys virginity

    • @mojo-music1396
      @mojo-music1396 5 років тому +25

      Lol, imagine Jason getting in the car with them, and they roll out to go get slushies

    • @tanialanza9922
      @tanialanza9922 Рік тому

      @@mojo-music1396His mom be like: Why are you hanging out with them? End them.

  • @laylewis3533
    @laylewis3533 7 років тому +480

    "YALL BETTER FIND THEM POCKET WATCHES" only old samurais remember that😄

  • @swag304
    @swag304 3 роки тому +14

    10:04
    Dang Cory getting all the girls

  • @mrlonely017
    @mrlonely017 5 років тому +65

    17:00....
    Hmmm whatcha say?
    Was not expecting that

    • @brxheditz
      @brxheditz 5 років тому

      wha

    • @YoruEcchi
      @YoruEcchi 5 років тому

      Mmmm that you only meant well.

    • @vrotana
      @vrotana 4 роки тому

      Well of course you did

  • @Elmo0o0o0o
    @Elmo0o0o0o 7 років тому +208

    Best corykenshin video ive ever saw ive been dying of laughter from this video like if you agree

    • @reneemakope9760
      @reneemakope9760 7 років тому +10

      emiliano brugada all his videos are the greatest videos 😂

  • @elanicapo3549
    @elanicapo3549 5 років тому +68

    When the blonde dudes turns around 😂👏🏼
    That gets me every time

  • @sugawarakoshi4938
    @sugawarakoshi4938 3 роки тому +55

    It only took one gasp for poiised to realize his life was over

  • @reptile8370
    @reptile8370 7 років тому +179

    Yo xD my mans Poiised gets scared so easily, Cory was like:
    Cory: WOAH WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!
    when there was nothing happening and Poiised was like
    Poiised: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • @com9lex
    @com9lex 4 роки тому +92

    13:34
    When you try to deal with your cat

  • @uploads9283
    @uploads9283 4 роки тому +48

    17:00 he got BETRAYED! XD I laughed so hard!

    • @jaidenramos
      @jaidenramos 4 роки тому +3

      Luckily now you can't die by getting shot anymore

    • @jaidenramos
      @jaidenramos 4 роки тому +2

      But if they hit you with a car

    • @franksaddiction
      @franksaddiction 4 роки тому +2

      @@jaidenramos lmfao bro I died though. I hated when people did that 😭

  • @taiahardin294
    @taiahardin294 3 роки тому +13

    I've been watching coryxkenshin for years...i remember when he dropped this video he's had so much progress like.. clap it up .

  • @Brown-Shorts4
    @Brown-Shorts4 7 років тому +60

    ITS A 2 SEATER DONT LEAVE ME NOOOOOOO
    I DIED

  • @errolorourke2886
    @errolorourke2886 6 років тому +105

    17:55 HE DIED CAUSE OF THE SAMURI SWORD CORY DID

  • @IWasBorn2Be
    @IWasBorn2Be 4 роки тому +98

    9:58 corys characters face is making me DIE LAUGHING

  • @ocsnumber1supporter
    @ocsnumber1supporter 3 роки тому +13

    "You're virginity"
    "OH HECKS NAW-"
    I thinks that accurate for being asked this

  • @finnnjimin
    @finnnjimin 5 років тому +45

    8:48
    *OH- GO TO SLEEP! *hEhEhee**
    The cutest thing ever

  • @fullmetal5712
    @fullmetal5712 4 роки тому +68

    6:56 im still amazed how poiised was synced with the machete in the air

  • @vinylhax
    @vinylhax 5 років тому +45

    17:02
    And that's when Cory knew...he messed up.

  • @RoyBurnsReal
    @RoyBurnsReal Рік тому +5

    Unfortunately, today will be the final Friday as this game is going out of service at the end of the year, but on the upside, we got these videos

  • @kayceedoria1198
    @kayceedoria1198 7 років тому +268

    Who are you?
    1.Cory
    2.Cory
    3.Cory
    4.Cory
    5.Cory
    6.Cory
    7.Cory
    8.Cory
    9.Cory
    0.Nugget

  • @crybabyalex6624
    @crybabyalex6624 5 років тому +185

    “CLOSE THE DOOR” CoryxKenshin: opens the door

  • @trinxboo
    @trinxboo 7 років тому +56

    Cory got Jason to help them escape😂👌 How?!

    • @dracu.5433
      @dracu.5433 7 років тому +8

      Lol Fishi and I are friends, I was Germanium in the game. I was freaking out in Discord and was screaming at Fishi to not kill him lmao.

    • @ilovewater4746
      @ilovewater4746 7 років тому +3

      Taurgan Jr good job sir

    • @johnathanmedlock527
      @johnathanmedlock527 7 років тому +1

      Taurgan Jr good stuff

    • @daoudatraore2126
      @daoudatraore2126 6 років тому

      You should of 🏃

  • @Sea_witch_
    @Sea_witch_ 3 роки тому +5

    I love how around 6:20 Cory leaves Poiised and drives off in his car and my poor man has to walk home lmfao, and then around 17:00 it's Cory who gets blasted by that girlie and his friend leaves him 😂 karma hahahaha

    • @Sea_witch_
      @Sea_witch_ 3 роки тому +1

      And he got left off ded with the same character Poiised got left in too lmao

  • @razoknightly7796
    @razoknightly7796 5 років тому +121

    7:52
    When I see my dad with a belt

  • @shyfoxx5438
    @shyfoxx5438 7 років тому +55

    Cory and Poiised are so funnyXD they both scream, and they make the worst times funny, and the best

  • @malikakhalon2762
    @malikakhalon2762 6 років тому +124

    “ I see a big ol’booty in the distance!” Lmfao Cory you are a legend man!! I know this video is a little old but it’s still one of my favourites! Please do another video with poiised!! You guys are hilarious!! Love you Cory! ~Malika.

  • @Rexonozedits
    @Rexonozedits 5 місяців тому +4

    nothing like rewatching cory's videos

  • @charleydracula8924
    @charleydracula8924 6 років тому +101

    0:42. 80k likes or I'm deleting my...
    1:08. Hubba hubba!!!! Meow!!!!
    2:33. CORY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!!!!

  • @deathcarousel
    @deathcarousel 7 років тому +224

    Poiised is the most scared black man alive

    • @ashlynnsmith585
      @ashlynnsmith585 7 років тому +11

      I bet if you just TOUCHED poiised he would scream XD

    • @AraCrimson
      @AraCrimson 7 років тому +8

      What about Kevin hart....

    • @mxnny9826
      @mxnny9826 7 років тому +1

      Arafat Abadin you have a point.

    • @swanarima1858
      @swanarima1858 7 років тому

      true

    • @05tina
      @05tina 7 років тому +3

      Speed X yes it is true XD

  • @MoistTwin
    @MoistTwin 5 років тому +68

    8:38
    Poiised: I'm finna bust him, I'm finna bust him
    My friend: Bust me first
    😂😂😂

  • @VerjiChobanova
    @VerjiChobanova 3 роки тому +1

    4:36 Yea he over there chocking somebody else 😂😂😂

  • @gotem626
    @gotem626 5 років тому +24

    14:41 cory: “why you running”person:I’m running cause your ugly “

  • @fionnatimoteo7733
    @fionnatimoteo7733 4 роки тому +95

    Cory: I dibs shotgun
    Random player: shoots Cory

  • @dessmill
    @dessmill 7 років тому +391

    Cory: I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!
    Girl: Give me your virginity.
    Cory: what?
    Girl: your virginity.
    Cory: OH HECKS NAHHH *runs*
    LMAOOOOOO

    • @rig7977
      @rig7977 7 років тому +17

      Yandere Simulator in a nutshell

    • @eiveroblox7259
      @eiveroblox7259 7 років тому +3

      AbBy lol

    • @rxxanneee
      @rxxanneee 7 років тому +1

      AbBy Iol corys too innocent

    • @zionwilliamson131
      @zionwilliamson131 7 років тому +3

      All she wants him

    • @rugma1696
      @rugma1696 7 років тому +2

      Roxy Fox he ain't innocent brah, he just avoids those kinda things lmao

  • @QuickThaW
    @QuickThaW Рік тому +2

    17:02 Bro this had me laughing for 2 minutes lmao literally had me dying of tears 💀

    • @QuickThaW
      @QuickThaW Рік тому

      6:37 - 7:22 - 12:37 - 13:55 - 14:34 - 15:03 - 15:33 - 15:53 - 17:02

  • @mamabear1223
    @mamabear1223 7 років тому +82

    It was so funny when he tried to lock the door but opened it 😂

    • @babekklovesyousavage747
      @babekklovesyousavage747 7 років тому

      Who is Coryxkinshin and why is he called the ankle breker

    • @natizeltv7361
      @natizeltv7361 7 років тому +1

      Babekklovesyou savage u must be new here

    • @marianyillah1325
      @marianyillah1325 7 років тому

      Babekklovesyou savage sigh🤦🏽‍♀️...please tell me you're new

    • @indiashobe3736
      @indiashobe3736 7 років тому +1

      Babekklovesyou savage first of all he os called the ankle breaker cause when he play video games he be breaking ankles And second .......He.Is.A.Legend..
      P.s. u beeter be new

    • @LickleBanton13
      @LickleBanton13 7 років тому

      Babekklovesyou savage get out