Kiara NEEDS to turn this into a show. Get a JP member, and they have to speak English for the scenario they are in. New skits for each member. Ordering food, asking directions, flirting, etc. Coco did the NYC travel skit with Miko, and it was glorious.
When I spent a week in Germany and a week in Austria, I was shocked how friendly the airport security was, compared to our TSA agents in the US. Everybody's security seems nicer than the US, but the Germans were joking around and smiling. It was great.
@@Subjectivity13 That's awesome. Indeed, there are plenty of Germans and Austrians who are very friendly. Plus, in my experience they're usually willing to speak English with you if you're a foreigner.
The taxi bit was spot on. First time I ever flew I didn't know where the taxi's were and got the same rude sentence Kiara did when I asked the service desk.
3:12 the only “strong Austrian man” I can think of is Arnold, so now I have this image in my head of Schwarzenegger kidnapping Marine like the terminator LMAO
At that point the opening line would go from "Come with me if you want to live." To just "Come with me." You're welcome. I shall go walk the plank now for that one. XD
“So, speaking completely hypothetically, wouldn’t it be just terrible if some big strong sexy overseas guy kidnapped me, blindfolded me, gagged me, and tied me down to a bed…” - Marine (probably)
I’d love to see Marine trying to get through customs with a passport that actually says she’s 17 The second she tries to pull her suitcase behind her that charade will completely disintegrate, just like her arms.
Both are very talkative and good at keeping conversations going. Nice to see that this gets even better when they're together 👍 No surprise that both of them also had some of their best collabs with Flare! Now I want to see Mari-Flare-Kiara...
Lmao 🤣 but it's true that customs all over Europe usually don't ask anyone from the EU anyways (I've never been to Russia so maybe it's different there)
@@Ghost-xu3xs EU member nations have freedom of movement, they dont need to declare intention. Non EU do, so Serbia, Albania, N Macedonia, Montenegro, Kosovo, Ukraine, Belarus, Russia and now UK post brexit must declare reason for entry in addition to all other non european nations
If I had a nickle for every time a red head girl trying to speak broken english with a ginger girl, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
_"What if a… strong Austrian man…like, came and kidnapped me ... aha ha, just kidding... unless...?"_ - Marine, probably That being said, I don't think I've *ever* heard Japanese with an Austrian accent like Kiara did here before. Pretty neat.
there isnt one hololive member that has bad chemistry with kiara. tenchou is just so outgoing. i dont know if everybody knows this but this isnt the first time tenchou and senchou meet. they met back when kiara lived in japan
Marine immediately thinking of getting abducted by strong, big overseas guys... As an overseas guy I don't know if I should feel insulted, amused or aroused. 😳😅
I guess all our friends are really meat friends. If kidnapped, call Korone. What she has "are a very particular set of skills, skills [she's] acquired over a very long career, skills that make [her] a nightmare for people like [stalkers]."
*"Niku tomodachi"* lol. Senchou??? I would feel bad for the man who tried to kidnap Senchou. But I guess this would be good inspiration for artists xD It might be _sekuhara_ words, but they're compliments for Senchou. Never change Senchou 🤣
Traveling alone as a minor is perfectly fine BTW, I flew to Japan and traveled around there without any adult supervision with 17 and nobody even asked.
Marine: What do i say if i get kidnapped by strong man? Also Marine: What do i say if i want to get kidnapped by strong man? This is hilarious but also terrifying since like...human trafficking is at an all time high.
Not in Austria tho, only a few of the western and central european states have those issues. Namely France (where everyone is at risk), and some slight issues in spain and italian for non-documented immigrants. You;d have to go into the balkens or far eastern europe to have that concern.
For Marine's "hypothetical situation", didn't they have a japanese aerobic show teaching exactly what to say in those kind of events? I'm pretty sure the key phrase for her would be "Take. Anything you want." (Yes, I'm joking by the way)
As Austrian it's always surprising how many Austrians actually speak at least a bit of Japanese because they watch anime or have a job that works with Japanese companies. Like 1 out of 10 people I know know at least some Japanese. And it is probably biased because most people I know went to university or college, but even overall, it's probably 1 out of 25. Also I bet there is at least one guy from the Airport crew that speaks Japanese because there is a lot of Asian tourists, both from China and Japan. I mostly base all of that on the state of Styria and it's Capital Graz, so it may be different in other parts of Austria, I haven't been to Vienna in over 10 years.
Marine: "I'm 17" Kiara: "That's illegal, where are your parents?" Marine: "...I'm not 17" 17 has been cancelled after four seasons, guys - time for 18 season 1
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Kiara NEEDS to turn this into a show. Get a JP member, and they have to speak English for the scenario they are in. New skits for each member. Ordering food, asking directions, flirting, etc. Coco did the NYC travel skit with Miko, and it was glorious.
Ah yes, Freedom Lady.
Freedom rady go!
Jump and patapata
Kiara needs to move back to JP.
This would be so much fun
肉友達 meat friends kills me every time XD
🤣🤣
Same. I absolutely lost it when that happened during the stream and it hasn't gotten and less funny.
@@fallenspherell8178 marine pls
As a fellow German, I can say that is exactly how the immigration officer would respond...
As someone who grew up in Germany, I can also confirm this
@@leipzigergnom as someone who has flown to both Germany and Switzerland, yes
"......was?"
When I spent a week in Germany and a week in Austria, I was shocked how friendly the airport security was, compared to our TSA agents in the US. Everybody's security seems nicer than the US, but the Germans were joking around and smiling. It was great.
@@Subjectivity13 That's awesome. Indeed, there are plenty of Germans and Austrians who are very friendly. Plus, in my experience they're usually willing to speak English with you if you're a foreigner.
Absolutely nailed that airport performance very realistic
The taxi bit was spot on. First time I ever flew I didn't know where the taxi's were and got the same rude sentence Kiara did when I asked the service desk.
@@__aceofspades I guess when you have to deal with like a thousand foreigners who barely speak your language daily, your patience wears thin 😅
3:12 the only “strong Austrian man” I can think of is Arnold, so now I have this image in my head of Schwarzenegger kidnapping Marine like the terminator LMAO
Don't make a doujin have a slightest ide about that dude
Damn...
Now we wait for the trending R34 hastags...
Dear fanartist
You know what to do
At that point the opening line would go from "Come with me if you want to live."
To just "Come with me."
You're welcome. I shall go walk the plank now for that one. XD
@@SeraphTearZ Put the cookie down! 🤣
Marine: I don't speak english. I don't speak german. I'm 17 year girl.
Austrian person: You lost your mommy?
Marine: Sorry. I'm 30.
This gives the same vibes as Coco and Miko's English interaction when Miko said, " Freedom Lady" 🤣
I feel old remembering that
The best clip hands down. Certified rabbithole classic
“So, speaking completely hypothetically, wouldn’t it be just terrible if some big strong sexy overseas guy kidnapped me, blindfolded me, gagged me, and tied me down to a bed…”
- Marine (probably)
Marine needs to touch grass
@@chadthundercock5641 That isn't her own.
@@chadthundercock5641 she needs to touch the whole forest then
I’d love to see Marine trying to get through customs with a passport that actually says she’s 17
The second she tries to pull her suitcase behind her that charade will completely disintegrate, just like her arms.
The collab was very cute and wholesome, glad to see it
Both are very talkative and good at keeping conversations going. Nice to see that this gets even better when they're together 👍
No surprise that both of them also had some of their best collabs with Flare! Now I want to see Mari-Flare-Kiara...
Kiara you're a citizen, of course Austrian customs never asked you the purpose of your visit.
Lmao 🤣 but it's true that customs all over Europe usually don't ask anyone from the EU anyways (I've never been to Russia so maybe it's different there)
@@Ghost-xu3xs i got asked only traveling to UK and even then it was due to Brexit happening
@@Ghost-xu3xs EU member nations have freedom of movement, they dont need to declare intention. Non EU do, so Serbia, Albania, N Macedonia, Montenegro, Kosovo, Ukraine, Belarus, Russia and now UK post brexit must declare reason for entry in addition to all other non european nations
@@SombreroGato : I think it would be "schengen zone" rather than "EU", as the open-borders thing doesn't cover the entire EU.
It absolutely sent me how the one bit of English that Senchou immediately knew with no hesitation was what, "nice boobs" meant in English.
Marine wants to be kidnapped by Arnold Schwarzenegger lol
funny thing is hes a congressman of american political world so hes not in europe 😭😭😭😭
If I had a nickle for every time a red head girl trying to speak broken english with a ginger girl, I'd have two nickles.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Freedom
PataPata
where freedom lady
Yeah. I would expect that it had happened thousands of times at least.
I have seen bits and pieces of this conversation all day, finally it makes sense.
Kiara: "The customs officer will probably be kind of annoyed with you."
Marine: "And then some tall muscular guy will kidnap me, right?"
Kiara: "..."
Kiara: do you know what “nice boobs” means
Marine: my horniness transcends language barriers
Kiara:"peeep"
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i expect ppl saying 50 or smth older
Large Austrian Strong Man at the airport:
"Come with me if you want to live"
I was kinda hoping Tenchou would start teaching her German phrases until she noticed it wasn't English xD
Thanks for the clip, Noises!
I think saying meat friends as the reason for your visit at immigration will get you placed in a list.
Time to summon Calli to give Senchou another English Lesson!
Sun on the beach!
Low voice Kiara uwu
_"What if a… strong Austrian man…like, came and kidnapped me ... aha ha, just kidding... unless...?"_ - Marine, probably
That being said, I don't think I've *ever* heard Japanese with an Austrian accent like Kiara did here before. Pretty neat.
"Sorry I'm 17" has the same energy as "I can't, I'm married" from The fairly odd parents LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
senchou and tenchou really having a great time together.
This turned from language coaching to self-defence on a damn dime.
3:13 At this point she just hopes Kiara will act out her lewd fantasies.
The sequel to Miko and Coco 😂
kiara: "do you know 'nice boobs'?"
marine: "of course, i speak 'pei-go'
there isnt one hololive member that has bad chemistry with kiara. tenchou is just so outgoing.
i dont know if everybody knows this but this isnt the first time tenchou and senchou meet. they met back when kiara lived in japan
Kiara is getting better and better.
Thank you for translating this clips for so long Noises
So to have an English conversation with Senchou Kiara ended up just using Gaijin Nihongo instead lol
Its okay Marine can just rely on body language.
So senchou is going to Austria to meat sexy overseas guys?
🥩🥩
Easier to meet them there than in Japan, after all 😏
she want to visit kiara, i still think holo JP and EN should've a vacation to bali. I'm sure holo ID very happy to receive them with a warm welcome.
Austria definitely doesnt have many sexy guys lmao
All me
I feel like Marine is always prepared for scenario of being kidnapped by strong men wherever she goes.
The flow is so good. I can't stop dying
Marine immediately thinking of getting abducted by strong, big overseas guys...
As an overseas guy I don't know if I should feel insulted, amused or aroused. 😳😅
what do you mean "or" ?
💀
@@FantasticMrFrog
That's fair. 🤣👍
austrian ichimi airport workers keeping their eyes peeled for short thicc japanese women: O_O
lol I worked security at the Vienna airport 7 years ago
*30 yr old short thicc Japanese women
i love how everything leads back to I'm 17
I guess all our friends are really meat friends.
If kidnapped, call Korone. What she has "are a very particular set of skills, skills [she's] acquired over a very long career, skills that make [her] a nightmare for people like [stalkers]."
Marine: *thinking about getting kidnapped*
Marines panties: "Mayday mayday, we're drowning!"
*"Niku tomodachi"* lol. Senchou???
I would feel bad for the man who tried to kidnap Senchou. But I guess this would be good inspiration for artists xD
It might be _sekuhara_ words, but they're compliments for Senchou. Never change Senchou 🤣
Niku sake tomodachi 🤣
Direct TL from Chinese
0:14 very diplomatic response on kiara's part lmao
Senchou really need to ask Luineesan as her interpreter lol XD
I love how senchou knew IN A SECOND what "boobs" are.
Immigration: "What is your reason for traveling?"
Marine, confidently: "MEAT FRIENDS"
Immigration: "Alright, sounds good to me."
Traveling alone as a minor is perfectly fine BTW, I flew to Japan and traveled around there without any adult supervision with 17 and nobody even asked.
What a brave soul. That or you just know what you're doing.
@k w anywhere else? It's not a weird thing to do in Western Europe either.
NIKU TOMODACHI KILLS ME😂😂😂
I love how quickly Marine answered what "nice boobs" mean.😂
I think the fact that she wants to get kidnapped should scare away any potential kidnappers
Kiara carrying on Coco’s work.
I was drinking coffee at the "Meat Friends" part and I sprayed it all over my monitor.
Migrations: are you friends with a war criminal?
Marine: Kiara save me!!
"Niku tomodachi?!" 💀
Marine: What do i say if i get kidnapped by strong man?
Also Marine: What do i say if i want to get kidnapped by strong man?
This is hilarious but also terrifying since like...human trafficking is at an all time high.
Not in Austria tho, only a few of the western and central european states have those issues. Namely France (where everyone is at risk), and some slight issues in spain and italian for non-documented immigrants. You;d have to go into the balkens or far eastern europe to have that concern.
When Marine said they were in an austrian airport I was kinda hoping for Kiara to greet her with "Grüß Gott!"
3:12 oh no she's on to us guys
Wait until she finds out everyone in Austria speaks austrian.
Marine is trying, bless her heart.
0:12 *"Jer-Mahn"*
Crazy cute.
"I don't speak English. I don't speak German. I'm a 17 year old girl."
"Ahh, yes, we can tell you don't understand our numbers yet.'
3:11
As an austrian I can confirm this is what happens there on a daily basis
She knew the last one easy. Sasuga, Senchou.
i love marin so much
Marine, if you get kidnapped by a strong man, I think you'll have more pressing concerns than "How do I say 'unhand me' in English...?"
Senchou was really interested in that abduction scenario.
Normal person 'What if I get kidnapped by some creep?"
Marine "What if I get kidnapped by some BIG STRONG man twice my size~?"
Meanwhile, Miko is still looking for “Freedom Lady”.
She understood "nice boobs" no problem XD
That was so cute lol
It's now official, among HololiveJP members Marine is my favorite.....
NIKU TOMODACHI 4 LIFE
"sorry im 17" that excuse dont work for everything senchou
Marine definitely wants a doujin out of this. XD
this conversation reminds me of "freedom lady"
immigration: what's your purpose?
marine: i pass butter
immigration: oh my god...
So seiso conversation, just right for my tea
For Marine's "hypothetical situation", didn't they have a japanese aerobic show teaching exactly what to say in those kind of events? I'm pretty sure the key phrase for her would be "Take. Anything you want." (Yes, I'm joking by the way)
Diejoeboo die yo!
- Kiara
That turn marine did at 1:19 is soo cute
As Austrian it's always surprising how many Austrians actually speak at least a bit of Japanese because they watch anime or have a job that works with Japanese companies.
Like 1 out of 10 people I know know at least some Japanese. And it is probably biased because most people I know went to university or college, but even overall, it's probably 1 out of 25.
Also I bet there is at least one guy from the Airport crew that speaks Japanese because there is a lot of Asian tourists, both from China and Japan.
I mostly base all of that on the state of Styria and it's Capital Graz, so it may be different in other parts of Austria, I haven't been to Vienna in over 10 years.
meat friends 👀
Kiara has to be messing with her. There is no way that sass she is acting doesn't go over a beginners head. :D
If only more people reacted like Marine
the guys spamming 30 in chat when kiara did the passport joke are ice cold lmfao
Kiara: hahahaha🙁
marine, getting sexually harassed by catcalls: Thank you! Thank you!
Marine: Meat friends?
Kiara: 🐔
If it's the Viena airport they don't as the purpose of your visit as long as you have the papers needed.
Me working on airport an saw an elder japanese women and saying “ excuse me , i’m 17 girl “
Hmmmm
3:07 肉に出会う。Meet the meat.
Cuties learning English
Marine's brain full of doujinshi situation
"Hello I am 17 girl"
"ICH NICHT SPRECHE ENGLISCH"
"Sorry I no understand"
"......WAS"
".....nani"
"Ich spreche kein Englisch"
She really went with the 2 truths 1 lie approach right from the start, didn’t she?
she should have said that Marine is 17 second season
Marine: "I'm 17"
Kiara: "That's illegal, where are your parents?"
Marine: "...I'm not 17"
17 has been cancelled after four seasons, guys - time for 18 season 1
OMG Kiara becoming kotori 😍😍😍🦖🦖🦖💥💥💥💥🐿️🐿️🐿️
She's gonna be fine. They take her to custody before she gets lost outside of the airport.