JK Rowling could have been WAY more creative. She created a world where magic can do pretty much anything and there isn't an enchanted talking teddy bear
@@maerosss I love how no one let's Voldemort live that one down. "Bro you couldn't even conquer a school full of children, you're kind of a shitty villain."
Ted : " say what you want but crazy women are the best I mean while we were tossing around in the sack. Bellatrix use Leviosa while we were tossing around in the sack. Bellatrix use Leviosa to hover in the air while we did it best ever 10 out of 10 I don't care what you say yeah she's pure evil she's a Death Eater she's murdered some people but come on a 10 is a 10 crazy gives the best. "
Ted brings a new meaning to "Liquid Luck." Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Stoned. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Crack. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Pot.
My fav moments in this vid "yeah, ive had to do some things im not proud of" snape : *cringes* Umbridge : "you'll be learning spells in a secure, risk-free way!" ted : "You know what?! This is bullsh*t!! ANd this is exactly what you've been doing to the- *bleep* sorry, sorry, the homos, the homos." *ron basically dying* ted : ah F**k!! I LOVE THIS GUY
This, for some reason, reminds me of a idea I had. Imagine if we got a muggle born wizard character or a person who was a wizard but raised by the muggle side of the family like Harry was, only in America. But due to being a registered citizen in the muggle world, he and his muggle brother were drafted to fight in Vietnam. Picture if you will; having the ability to not only survive but win the Vietnam war and not being able to use *any* of it, regardless of circumstance… In the tunnels, imprisonment at the Hanoi Hilton, Ka San, even the Fall of Saigon. He’d survive but with battle scars, the knowledge of how outmatched the Wizard world is, endless war stories to build a franchise off of, and enough ptsd that his therapist could write a bestselling book on. That’s basically what this boils down to. Only escaping the country by use of magic and the Vietnam wizard world. Along with winning a court case for use of magic near muggles (the Vietcong) by looking like the aftermath of a war zone, it being self-defense, and putting the entire wizard community in its place by telling them the truth about muggles and how wizards are no longer the top dogs. Not only that, but following all this he openly uses Voldemorts name without fear or worry because “nothing he does can compare to what I’ve seen.” As well as spend the following decades stocking up on guns, amo, and military hardware inside the Wizard school for the inevitable war with Voldemort and his armies. He later became head of Muggle studies at the main wizarding school in the US. Think Skinner from Simpsons with his Vietnam flashbacks. And during the war Voldemort began in the 90s, he used both magic and wizarding stuff along with guns and guerrilla warfare to cut down the deatheater army like a magical Rambo. So much so and to such an effect the Deatheaters were convinced that there was an entire army of hims numbering in the hundreds when there was just *one* of him and later joined 20 other people… 30 other people at the absolute most… all of whom were people he trained. Or instead of making a flying car, it's a flying truck or train covered in armored plating and used as an air-attack vessel. And making "body armor" with magic like the Wiesly twins I believe did. Etc. etc. That would be quite the story. Maybe have him meet and befriend a wizard from England of the same background as him, but whose parents were in the Mi6 and is following in there footsteps and joining Mi6. Along with the Americans’ brother stying in the military as a career becoming a Chief of Staff. Together, the trio bring down the US Deatheater cultists, and sweep up the remains after Harry defeats Voldemort. They could create this secret organization that ensures the Wizards and Humans stay apart, and ignorant of each other. Bring in similar and like minded individuals from both worlds that are aware of these two worlds from both sides of the Iorn Curtain (this is the Cold War, remember). So secretive and so effective, not even NSA, CIA, KGB/FSB, Mi6, Wizard Councils, Azkaban, the “authorities” of the greater wizard world, etc. know they exist. A secret group waging a secret underground war in the Wizard World. With a change that the US, Canada, Russia, China, and other large nations have multiple wizard schools around the country(I swear to god, JK has *no* idea just how *big* some countries are)… and them becoming strongholds when Voldemort starts having loyalists infuriate the schools and then starts the war. It could play out as an *actual* war. Bases, strategizes, skirmishes, Sieges, defensive battles, black ops missions, etc. Combining real world with the wizard war to get the advantage, maybe use that as an explanation as to why this *supposedly* world wide event was won outside of killing the leader and inner circle at Hogwarts. Now imagine a conversation between him and Arthur Weasley. A wizard who has more firsthand experience with the muggle world than most muggle norms will have in a lifetime meeting a man obsessed and fascinated with the Muggle world but has zero experience with it. They could call this “Wizard Guard” or “Mage Guard” or “Mag Guard” or something and BOOM; new series made. There you go Rowling… free real estate for your IP.
Honestly, can you imagine his job as gamekeeper involves him checking the students for any “contrabands”, just so he can keep them? Actually, who am I kidding? That feels like something Filch would do more….
Ted uses is a post-World War II M1 Carbine. The big giveaway is the bayonet lug under the barrel. WWII M1s did not have this. Ted's paw is covering the rear sights. Getting a better look at the rear sights would give a better timeframe of the rifle. My guess it's a Korean-War era M1. Plus this is a reverse shot. The swivel behind the barrel is on the left side of the rifle.
Ted: man.. this shit is weak ...can't even get high Hagrid: I think there's some better grass in the forbidden forest and maybe some enchanted shrooms Ted: alright let's go get that but it's no where near any giant spiders Hagrid:yes Ted:f#$#$$##$ sh@$%%% okay let's still go get it
Not sure why he’d need to as she doesn’t have anything against gay people. She just doesn’t feel that biological men should be allowed to use female toilets and changing rooms.
Great now I want to live in a timeline where ted is in the potter movies. Because I'm curious as to what his reactions to Lockhart, Lupin, and Sirius would be.
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"I must be the one to kill Harry Potter"
"f*CK you!!"
THAT HAD ME DEAD
That was the best
1:35
Also made a LOT of sense.
The constant "I have to be the one!" ruined about 90% of Voldy's plans.
JK Rowling could have been WAY more creative. She created a world where magic can do pretty much anything and there isn't an enchanted talking teddy bear
There is now 😅
To be fair, it was based on Harry's point of view and he was very inattentive.
@@Deerhunterjs yeah, after a year or two of being around magic all the time you probably stop noticing things like talking teddy bears
Anywhere!? WTF J.K. ?
@@13thcentury jup, I consider this canon now.
I died at:
Voldemort: "I must be the one to kill Harry Potter"
Ted: "F*** YOU!"
'Death Eaters Laugh'
I absolutely need more of these
That's the best part 😂
1:35
It is so Voldemort to be heckled and humiliated at his own meeting by a talking teddy bear. Dude couldn't even conquer a school full of children
You're so meeaaaan!!! 😭
@@maerosss I love how no one let's Voldemort live that one down. "Bro you couldn't even conquer a school full of children, you're kind of a shitty villain."
@@TheZamarona school full of children with the right to bare arms tho… hehe bear arms
@@hush6149 but his arms are still attached?
Snake's look of disgust. Priceless
Snape
Hey at least you were closer to his name then the person on my Hogwarts house video who called him sneap
Snakes from metal gear solid. Silly
I feel like these could really happen in the movies
@@Swaggy_Maddie01 naw sneap is closer than snake ngl
The staring at Hermione had me dead 💀 💀💀
Does that Hermione had sex with ted?
@@thomaspalmer2151 pretty sure it’s the opposite, Ted giving out the signals but Hermione wants none of it lmaooo!
god shes perfect
@@thomaspalmer2151oh yeah they did it😂
She's underage in that goddamn idiots
I can see Hagrid having the best weed.
I mean the man works in nature so🤷♂️🤷♀️🤷♀️
And he was in Hufflepuff. That is gotta count for something.
@@LUCA_G22wait I thought Hagrid was a Gryffindor
@CB-THE-OG
In the books, he is confirmed to be Hufflepuff.
Nah Sprout or Neville would have the best weed for sure!
The worst part is this totally fits into the vibe of Hogwarts. Ted, the Gryffindor mascot
4:02
Ted beating Voldemort's corpse had me LMAO
😂😂😂
Take this ashole XD
Same that sent me 😂
1:34 got me cracking up
The way even Bellatrix laughs at his jokes just makes me want a scene where Ted hooks up with her.
Honestly, not the most questionable thing he's ever done. Remember banging his baby mama on the cantalopes?
Ted : " say what you want but crazy women are the best I mean while we were tossing around in the sack. Bellatrix use Leviosa while we were tossing around in the sack. Bellatrix use Leviosa to hover in the air while we did it best ever 10 out of 10 I don't care what you say yeah she's pure evil she's a Death Eater she's murdered some people but come on a 10 is a 10 crazy gives the best. "
Now I want a whole series of a Teddy Bear going to a Magical School. Greenlight it now lol. I will. It can be about anything.
How about a show that follows several “background characters “ and the comment on how the protagonist and antagonist is overly dramatic
Green light means he’d be dead 💀
I was dead when he shot Professor Quill and he went sliding across the ground from the in pack of firing the gun. 😂
1:15 YEAH, YOU TELL HER, TED!!!
Not as dead as ted
Honestly, it fits the scene very well. I don't see Umbridge as the type of lady to accept as Ted puts it "The Homos"
IM CRYING THW WAY HARRY LOOKS AT HIM WHEN HE GETS HIS ATTENTION
OK… at the idea of Ron Weasley getting stoned with Ted is somehow the most ironic yet funniest thing….
Ted: (sees ron uncontrollably shaking on the floor) ah fuck
Ted cursing out Voldemort in front of the Death Eaters and how they all proceed to jeer their leader is hilarious.
The laugh followed by him looking so dejected. Priceless
saying f**k you to Voldemort is a baller move
1:35 I agree, and it f**king rules 😂
Why does it work so WELL!! Lol
Because magical similarities
This was pure GOLD!!!! I would love an entire movie of Ted and Harry!!! 😂
The clip at 2:46 was the best part😂 Ginny looks so uncomfortable that Ted is watching them.
She definitely was the one that threw the guitar
Imagine Ted living with the Dursleys. 😂😂
that needs a full movie
YESSS!!!
Hell yeah
100%
Ted brings a new meaning to "Liquid Luck."
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Stoned.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Crack.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Pot.
Harry Potter and spoon over fire
Harry Potter and the ether on the cleanex
Harry Potter and the half blunt/bong prince
Harry Potter and deathly hashes
Honestly, a parody of this series where any of the three characters get high while saying, “Oh yes, that’s the good s**t.”, would make my day…..😂😂😂
@@laoxep Harry Potter and the cursed cush
First I was laughing, then I felt sad, then I was laughing again. God, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I watched this.
My fav moments in this vid
"yeah, ive had to do some things im not proud of"
snape : *cringes*
Umbridge : "you'll be learning spells in a secure, risk-free way!"
ted : "You know what?! This is bullsh*t!! ANd this is exactly what you've been doing to the- *bleep* sorry, sorry, the homos, the homos."
*ron basically dying*
ted : ah F**k!!
I LOVE THIS GUY
Mine is where she chased down a student and fucking shot him in the cafeteria like he owed him money or something XF
The flirting with Hermione and duck fight took me out!
It's perfect, perfect, down to the last minute detail!
ok homelander
This, for some reason, reminds me of a idea I had.
Imagine if we got a muggle born wizard character or a person who was a wizard but raised by the muggle side of the family like Harry was, only in America. But due to being a registered citizen in the muggle world, he and his muggle brother were drafted to fight in Vietnam.
Picture if you will; having the ability to not only survive but win the Vietnam war and not being able to use *any* of it, regardless of circumstance… In the tunnels, imprisonment at the Hanoi Hilton, Ka San, even the Fall of Saigon. He’d survive but with battle scars, the knowledge of how outmatched the Wizard world is, endless war stories to build a franchise off of, and enough ptsd that his therapist could write a bestselling book on. That’s basically what this boils down to.
Only escaping the country by use of magic and the Vietnam wizard world. Along with winning a court case for use of magic near muggles (the Vietcong) by looking like the aftermath of a war zone, it being self-defense, and putting the entire wizard community in its place by telling them the truth about muggles and how wizards are no longer the top dogs. Not only that, but following all this he openly uses Voldemorts name without fear or worry because “nothing he does can compare to what I’ve seen.” As well as spend the following decades stocking up on guns, amo, and military hardware inside the Wizard school for the inevitable war with Voldemort and his armies.
He later became head of Muggle studies at the main wizarding school in the US. Think Skinner from Simpsons with his Vietnam flashbacks. And during the war Voldemort began in the 90s, he used both magic and wizarding stuff along with guns and guerrilla warfare to cut down the deatheater army like a magical Rambo. So much so and to such an effect the Deatheaters were convinced that there was an entire army of hims numbering in the hundreds when there was just *one* of him and later joined 20 other people… 30 other people at the absolute most… all of whom were people he trained. Or instead of making a flying car, it's a flying truck or train covered in armored plating and used as an air-attack vessel. And making "body armor" with magic like the Wiesly twins I believe did. Etc. etc. That would be quite the story.
Maybe have him meet and befriend a wizard from England of the same background as him, but whose parents were in the Mi6 and is following in there footsteps and joining Mi6. Along with the Americans’ brother stying in the military as a career becoming a Chief of Staff. Together, the trio bring down the US Deatheater cultists, and sweep up the remains after Harry defeats Voldemort. They could create this secret organization that ensures the Wizards and Humans stay apart, and ignorant of each other. Bring in similar and like minded individuals from both worlds that are aware of these two worlds from both sides of the Iorn Curtain (this is the Cold War, remember). So secretive and so effective, not even NSA, CIA, KGB/FSB, Mi6, Wizard Councils, Azkaban, the “authorities” of the greater wizard world, etc. know they exist. A secret group waging a secret underground war in the Wizard World. With a change that the US, Canada, Russia, China, and other large nations have multiple wizard schools around the country(I swear to god, JK has *no* idea just how *big* some countries are)… and them becoming strongholds when Voldemort starts having loyalists infuriate the schools and then starts the war. It could play out as an *actual* war. Bases, strategizes, skirmishes, Sieges, defensive battles, black ops missions, etc. Combining real world with the wizard war to get the advantage, maybe use that as an explanation as to why this *supposedly* world wide event was won outside of killing the leader and inner circle at Hogwarts.
Now imagine a conversation between him and Arthur Weasley. A wizard who has more firsthand experience with the muggle world than most muggle norms will have in a lifetime meeting a man obsessed and fascinated with the Muggle world but has zero experience with it.
They could call this “Wizard Guard” or “Mage Guard” or “Mag Guard” or something and BOOM; new series made. There you go Rowling… free real estate for your IP.
One of the best crossovers *EVER*
This is actually really well edited it actually looks like he’s in the movie
The long beep at the end fight had me...
The crossover we didn't knew we wanted
With Ted, he turned Hogwarts into a fraternity.
1:38 is the best.
My man Voldy just cannot catch a break.
Rowling: ... So that's what my books were missing
his is fire, I like it. And Hermione clearly liked Ted😅
I bet Seth McFarlane would love this.
Yea
Imagine Ted casting 'Wingardium Leviosa' while holding a beer.
The spell he cast against Voldy was so potent, it had to be censored.
The ending made me laugh the most, hitting voldemort with a crowbar, I didn't expect that
2:52 i burst out laughing when i saw that
Ginny was definitely the one that threw the guitar
teds out burst to unbridge is too perfect
2:33 BEAR ARMS .... who knew Hogwarts got excited over vintage Muggle wands espescially WWII M1 carbinesn😅
I never knew Ted vs. Umbridge was something I would love so much 😂😂😂
"ah f*CK!"
such inspiring words
2:26-2:34 well voldemort has been defeated
This is the most Harry Potter I have ever seen. Thank you for this.
All of this chaos to the tune of American Idiot is perfectly in line for Ted
Severus Snape's regretting face after using Legilimency was pure gold lmfao
"Bear arms bearing arms" 😂😂😂😂😂
Harry Potter and the Stuffed Bear.
1:55 Dolan Dark is rough
Every next video even better than before! 🤣
Brother, the editing in this is just phenomenal! Well done! Also, it's so fricken funny!! XD
Why doesn't this have a billion views . This is how Harry Potter should have been done
The first one...hagrid kicks open the door and its just this build a bear standing there and he goes..."i'm here for the weed"....kills me everytime
Omg those scenes from Ted matches Harry Potter so good 😂
Usually I hate rip-offs but this is well done and had me laughing all they way through
How come this doesn't have 1 million views already? It's so funny😂😂😂
I need this:
A magical teddy bear going to a magical school
The defentive version of this movie😂 somehow this makes this series so much better
I never really enjoyed watching Harry Potter, but i woukd watch a WHOLE series just to have Ted in it.
Ron smile at the end 😂
Ted fits well in magical world of Harry Potter.😂
I can see Hagrid getting involved with weed, only not on purpose. I feel like he’d find a plate of brownies thinking they were chocolate.
“What are these? Edible? Well of course they’re edible, they’re brownie-OOOOOOOOOOOOH HOOOOLY SHIIII-“
Honestly, can you imagine his job as gamekeeper involves him checking the students for any “contrabands”, just so he can keep them?
Actually, who am I kidding? That feels like something Filch would do more….
THE EDITING IN THIS VIDEO IS IMMACULATE OMG. I NEED MORE OF TED AT HOGWARTS 🤣🤣🤣
This fits so well and honestly would make both movies way more watchable.🤣
0:17 Hagrid is like:
"Oh, it's you bro, come in"😂
I can definitely see them as great buddies. Hagrid as weed smuggler fits somehow
Yea
It's so fitting and brilliantly well done! I was howling out loud with laughter! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I NEED THIS MOVIE!
PLEASE...... PLEASE!!!!
C'MON
Ted makes a brilliant addition to Hogwarts.
Ted uses is a post-World War II M1 Carbine. The big giveaway is the bayonet lug under the barrel. WWII M1s did not have this. Ted's paw is covering the rear sights. Getting a better look at the rear sights would give a better timeframe of the rifle. My guess it's a Korean-War era M1. Plus this is a reverse shot. The swivel behind the barrel is on the left side of the rifle.
“I had to do some things I’m not proud of”
Snape:😬
Ted: man.. this shit is weak ...can't even get high
Hagrid: I think there's some better grass in the forbidden forest and maybe some enchanted shrooms
Ted: alright let's go get that but it's no where near any giant spiders
Hagrid:yes
Ted:f#$#$$##$ sh@$%%% okay let's still go get it
This is wonderful. Pure art at its finest.
Dude, this is actually REALLY GOOD....
Like, all Jokes Aside, this is going in my Favorites....
"She said *'Yes'* hilarious"
😂😂😂😂😂
"She said yes,hilarious" 💀
This should hit 1M views soon, glad to be a part of this legendary video :)
I CAN'T WITH TED SHOUTING AT UMBRIDGE!!! 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
Since this is impossible to film. This is what we should be pushing A.I. to make for us.
2:07 poor snape
😂
Bruh was grossed out
This was SOOO wrong, yet I can't stop laughing. You, Your_Kryptonite7, are a genius. A sick, twisted genius.
I hope someone shared this video to Seth Macfarlane.
"She said 'Yes.'. Hilarious."
Mic Drop ending.
I haven't seen either of these franchisee's. The editing is amazing.
Snapes face after looking in Ted´s Mind! 😂
I haven't laughed like that hard in ages, thank you
The M1 to Professor Quirell and the Right to Bear Arms was awesome! 😂
God, your loyal servant needs this as a full movie 😭
Thank You for making this! You the best!👏
single best harry potter video on the platform
i watched this around 4am high af and you sir made my christmas
4:02 Dang! Ted killed Voldemort 😂
I don’t know if anybody else feels this way, but you’ve brought some real joy to my day
Now that’s a film I would go see at the cinema
3:55 What did he say?
You don't want to know.
@@scrambledeggboi412 I know what he said he said "Back off Susan Boyle"
A forbidden spell
Maybe fuckava kedavra
trolllll in the dungeon! *ted kills quirrell* 😂😂😂
Ron ODing had me dead 💀
"I've had time I some things I'm not proud of"
Snape: 😬
The 'I'm standing up for the homos' bit feels like he's directly addressing Rowling
Not sure why he’d need to as she doesn’t have anything against gay people. She just doesn’t feel that biological men should be allowed to use female toilets and changing rooms.
Great now I want to live in a timeline where ted is in the potter movies. Because I'm curious as to what his reactions to Lockhart, Lupin, and Sirius would be.