ASMR: Kiryu tries to wash his hands peacefully but fails

a friend visits Kiryu while washing his hands

[@jamaalbarnett9186]

Kiryu: *singing judgement*
Nishiki no matter where he is: WOOO-OO-OOOH

[@hunterc4881]

Kiryu, singing Judgement to himself: ...
Nishiki, in pieces in his coffin: WOOO-OO-OOOH

[@tylergrogan654]

The “Nani?” When he knocks tho

[@captainoppai4539]

Kiryu: **exists**
Majima: and I took that personally

[@alloka6713]

i didn't know kiryu was a vampire

[@tuep]

You bet your ass if i hear someone sing Judgement Shinpan while washing their hands I'll sing "woo-ooh-ooh" while taking a shit at all cost

[@jacklopes696]

I really, really would like see nishiki's reaction everytime majima just try to interact with kiryu.

[@undercoverbreadbug2723]

I like to imagine he stopped because of the ghost Nishiki. Then as his guard was down, was immediately assaulted by Majima.

[@rahhrahhhh]

"KIRRRYUUUU!!!!"

[@realQuestion]

we are bad boys

[@ThunderCrims]

he failed the qte

[@pl_on]

Nishiki screaming "WOOO-OOOO-OOOOH" from the nearby cabin got me

[@vibusagi_]

Always gotta be there for his bro

[@pl_on]

@@vibusagi_ lol

[@fwapkiwami]

@@vibusagi_ not even death could stop him from backup singing with his kyodai

[@jackmclean4120]

They always go together

[@hazeltoffel243]

This means nishiki is shitting with his stall door open

[@roninn4746]

Majima's still polite enough to get Kiryu after he used the toilet and washed his hands. True Kyodai.

[@MinecrafterK3N]

Majima: *kicks down the bathroom stall door* KIRYU-CHAN
Kiryu: Oh hell no, YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS

[@domidoodoo]

And that’s why he wears gloves

[@MariusBoss11458]

@@domidoodoo Wash your gloves

[@jackmclean4120]

He was only in the cubicle because he was waiting for Kiryu.

[@leonro]

Majima must be washing his hands before peeing, like any self-respecting man.

[@nightcollapse]

Majima: Yea I didn't! Wanna fight me over it Kiryu-chan?!

[@itschrissspy]

it's so immersive tho like it's legit well made. even to the perfectly cut HANASE. noice one op!

[@itschrissspy]

i can't stop watching this LMAO
it's Kiryu's good ass singing voice and Nishiki's WOO WOO OOH leading to the frantic knocking that gets me

[@moisesfreire6408]

Nishiki in one of the boxes can't help himself to sing "Wooo wooo wooo" even though this is past Yakuza 0 and he's currently Kiryu's enemy.

[@milanvondrich9749]

hey don't spoil it for people

[@ilyasbasuki3207]

Maybe it's between 0 and 1?

[@shibasarecute]

Not to mention he's no longer with Kiryu

[@rikustorm13]

No, Nishiki still wants to be friends deep down ;-;

[@rikustorm13]

@@shibasarecute Don't spoil it for others plz

[@jackmclean4120]

I love that so many of these imply Kiryu just sings Judgment to himself when he's alone.

[@atlasrules87]

it IS his favourite song, after all

[@lizardguyNA]

To be entirely fair, you heard it before, right? It's a certified jam.

[@anormalperson9974]

who wouldnt? id do the same

[@UrPPhard]

@@lizardguyNA Judgement got nothing on Heartbreak Mermaid or Koi no Disco Queen

[@YouTube_Is_Sick]

0:31 Nishiki's ghost from the toilet:

[@LeonidasTaiga]

This is beautiful, enough to make a grown man shed a tear

[@apurpledragon]

Fun fact-the reason why Kiryu no longer sings this song past 0 is because of the fact he's no longer able to see Nishiki, and by singing the song he'll just bring back old memories both good and bad.

[@EluTran]

this is an art, thank you

[@MrKingfisher]

HANASE-

[@opcscott2875]

if you made this and its not just a repost, good shit bro hilarious

[@vibusagi_]

this is the only place you can find this until someone reposts it in 144p on insta lmao

[@goromajima9425]

KIRYU-CHAN!!

[@billydilly5934]

HANASE-

[@holmanstrider4311]

I love the implication that Nishiki was in the stall taking a shit and joined in on Kiryu singing.

[@anaveragegamingchannel1843]

I love how almost all these memes always end with Kiryu's HANASE

[@JohnnyEternal]

He has a damn good voice. 👍

[@angelusvastator1297]

Happened to me once

[@ДжоБайден911]

go! go! go! n-i-s-i-k-i nishiki!
nishiki nishiki nishiki let's go!
niiishiki! oi! oi!
oi! niiiishiki! hey! hey! yay!
hu! hu!
whoah! whoah! whoah!
whoah! whoa! we are bad boys!
(breaking the world!)
tu! tu! tu! ru! ru!
(breaking the world!)
oi! oi!
yay!

[@gameofcourse5001]

Majima do be everywhere, anywhere Kiryu goes there is always Majima.

[@krychur4956]

Kiryu-chan! >:D

[@vshiki4872]

Bro leave him alone to piss-

[@CanonGames]

Judgement Kazzy

[@i_knew]

Starts to turn blue or red aura breaks sink!

[@mattymeeps0616]

this isnt asmr

[@corazonfeathers8116]

HANASE-

[@EpicMan111]

Majima?

[@mskittygemma]

Of course Majima would appear at the end.

[@killertails1244]

He missed the qte

[@emojieyemanconfirmed1916]

"Nani?"
"KIRYU CHAN"
"HANASE-"

[@neatsonicjgm5879]

KIRYU-CHAN

[@CMS1967]

*knock knock knock*
Nani?
*Door breaks down* KIRYU-CHAN!!!
HANASE-

[@hurykles99]

The only thing this video is missing is the majima encounter music at the end

[@corbino9855]

*BATHROOM MAJIMA*
Didn’t Wash his Hands

[@Is_Underrated]

0:31

[@gel6865]

nani?!

[@goromajima156]

Kiryu-chan!?

[@kingofhorror4489]

I T S M A J I M A M O N D A Y

[@Is_Underrated]

*wooo-ooo-oooh*

[@Agent-472k]

We are baad boys !

[@Somerandomdude____]

Nisihiki is a true bro

[@dragaochefe]

Tive que ver denovo KKKKKKKKKK

[@TenkoBerry]

Weird UA-cam recommended but good video 👍

[@d9thea]

why does it sound like a jojo opening..

[@redrockbro3679]

Title is so fucking funny

[@somerandomidiot6746]

kiryu-chan! HANA SE!

[@magnus00125]

Hanasei!!!!

[@nerdodragonnerdpl4167]

1 hou ver pleaseXD

[@akiratokyodesu6266]

dang, whats this song?

[@FritzMonorail]

Judgement Shinpan.

[@akiratokyodesu6266]

@@FritzMonorail thank you!

[@majimagoro553]

Oi! Kiryu-chan~ thought you might be alone in there

[@lainetuason1732]

Kiryu : *Run away* BYE SUCKER!!!