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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- Forrest Valkai is a biologist and educator who specializes in evolutionary biology and bioanthropology. If you like random science lessons, debunking pseudoscience, and general weirdness, hit that subscribe button and join the fun!
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I have to appreciate he chose one of the cutest non-obvious animals he could probably think of for the badge.
This is so stupid. I love it.
This is exactly the response I'm going for.
@@RenegadeScienceTeacher
Private, that is the stupidest plan I have ever heard in my entire life
... So we're doing it right?
Of course we're doing it, who do you take me for?
This isn't yet ridiculous enough to get me off my lazy arse.
I love how this channel is 50% ‘that’s stupid obviously not’ and ‘that’s stupid obviously yes’
OK, I'm in. As an officially retired, struggling author of books on religion, it has to be the minimum but you make me laugh while educating me and that, in itself, is priceless.
The funny thing is, you didn't use any emojis in your comment
@@sclearDevelopment I seem to be missing something. I'm not sure why emojis were necessary or why my lack of them is amusing.
@@theoutspokenhumanist the fact you are a member, and didn't use the custom emojis, on a video detailing the single purpose of membership is to have emojis
@@sclearDevelopment OK. Silly me. I didn't reaise that joining entailed an obligation to use the emojis all the time.
Here you go,
I love Forrest's delight at the result of the poll. 😆
That fucking single bleep made me laugh so hard I nearly cried
roland was worth it
Is it weird that I heard that as "Touch, the Beard of Odin," as in Odin named his beard "Touch"?
yes but i love it!
The energy in this video is everything I want my life to be.
That rant where you first said "touched the beard of Odin" is the very thing that made me stop what I was doing and subscribe to your channel. 😂
_"I can't code backwards so DNA can't go backwards...."_
Yep, code-monkey basement Columbo is up there as one of Forrest's best rants.
And that's saying something as Forrest does some GOOD rants.
That monologue is one of the best things on the internet. 😂
I've never before subbed to a YT channel, but, how could I not after seeing how stupid the perks are?
Take my unconditional* financial support!
*Terms and conditions apply, namely emojis
“Unconditional”
“Conditions apply”
Life's mission: make enough money to reasonably buy the $500 subscription. Just for emojis.
Dammit, I voted "Obviously not," but now I want that ant-eater badge. I love that little guy. I might have money next month.
I was not interested on the membership until I saw the "touched the beard of Odin". Now I need it. Damn.
I love this man. literally grabbed my roommate to show him the 50/50 bit.
Here is a comment to express my nonfinacial support.
Thank you for your service. 🫡
Any time! I'm a huge fan. BTW, I just did the Free Thought Podcast last weekend and you came up as a guest they would love to have.
Forrest would be a great guest at Alveus Sanctuary fown in Austin as well. He would get to hug an emu
This right here is why Forrest is my favorite science goober.💜
I'm all on for "this is so dumb i have to do it".
It's like the wedding invention i got a few months ago that was printed on an ink jet continuous paper printer in black and white and was designed in a mac from 94.
Forrest, you're my biology hero! Keep sifting through the misinformation and teaching us new things. And please keep loving the ugly critters(like the ugly-cute possum) of this world that other people don't give a second thought!
Even when only showing us something silly, you still couldn't help but teach us a bit about a cute lil critter ❤
And people do love emojis!
❤The little anteater is very cute! But these extras are not my motivation! My humble membership is to support your wonderful work, which I wish never stops!❤
Join the Enlightened
My dad is weird. He’s terrible with science and animal names, but he can tell you the species name of any plant of fungi you show him.
this is what I've always wanted!
Definitely a vibe worth having
Honestly dumb emojis are more likely to get me to sign up than the Patreon perks anyway 😂
As soon as I get a job again, I have got to get me a membership. I love the Odin reference.
I voted on the fact that it made me want it more. 😂
This is so stupidly awesome 😂 I'd love for you to keep us up to date to see how many crazy suscribers end up loving it enough to be members
I’ve started working on videos for my official channel, and they are HEAVILY inspired by your videos, particularly your “the light of evolution” series. My channel will be based on palaeontology, microscopy, biology, maybe some astrophysics, and basically any other science subject on the side
Just remembering made me go ahead and purchase a membership, but now that i see is here, i guess I'll have to stay.
Just joined....I want to see my anteater....🐯
I wasn't expecting the anteater. My mind immediately went to a big cartoon drawing of your hair.
- Level 2: No, really. It's just emojis.
- Level 3: I can't stress this enough: it's just emojis.
- Level 4: I don't think you understand. It's JUST emojis!
- Level 5: This is madness! IT'S JUST EMOJIS!
- Level 6: I honestly just wanted to see if anyone would.
I spent money on dumber stuff. 😆
Can you link Forrest’s membership? I can’t find it anywhere.
Have just started a new job after some unemployment. So, as soon as I get paid at the end of the month, I'll be a member.
Because here I'll never stop learning.
I have never wanted to be a UA-cam member of channel…
Until now.
I vote for a future emoji being a grumpy Victor Vindeca with a label simply reading "vampire"
As soon as I have the means, I will gladly become a member.
This is ridiculous... I love it! xD
He's so wholesome; the world doesn't deserve him💯
just happy to support what you do!
Wait...hold on...no one told me there would be rainbow anteaters! 🌈 This. Changes. Everything!!1!!!!
Now that i know i can have a stupid emoji...I want a stupid emoji! But, regardless, Forrest, thank you for educating me. I just love your videos. Im a big fan!
Which one was the "touched the beard of odin" video again? I feel compelled to rewatch this now
thank you for showing me the cutest smol creature ever, the silky anteater is precious
I love the little anteater.
As soon as I have recovered from the cost of my move, I'm joining just for the odins beard emoji.
Please continue being the most fun, non super serious science communicator on youtube
This is not at all what I clicked for.
It's so much better than looking at a nutty science denier for 4 minutes.
What the hell is Silky anteater!
The Earth got a new update while i wasn't looking.
In which version he was added!?
Yay you did the thing. Very nice :>
So excited
I like the good vibes here. I'll definitely consider it.
This is the dumbest thing I've seen all day. I freaking love it 😍
For some reason i misread the title as VR and I was intrigued
I thought it was a pokemon in the thumbnail, and I was very confused and intrigued for a moment there
also so fantasticly silly it was needed!
Sometimes I wish I had money. Unfortunately, this is one of them
Thanks for reminding people they don't have to. I watched a channel where the person was trying 5o make everyone feel bad if you didn't send money to them through one of the ways. Well we don't all have enough money to get by each week. I love UA-cam, & would watch it if I was rich, but there is a reason that almost all I watch is UA-cam. Some because I love learning, & even more because it's free!
Lv u Forrest...you always make me laugh!🤣🤣🤣
2:58 that makes me wish youtube offered the option to "pin" a short to appear first in the list of all your shorts, no matter what i sort by. :)
We just need you pinned and this video saved
Obligatory "shut up and take my money" post
That sounds stupid, why would anyone do that?
Roland the Closet Goblin needs to be an emoji!
I fucking need them right now
You have to do a “witch , witch!” Imoji
I think we all understand that it's really a donation to you. The emojis are just a bonus.
im here for the emojis 😂
Silky anteaters remind me of the feathered dinosaurs, the alvarezsaurids!
I want thz silly anteater lol
I've never paid for a UA-cam membership, until today -- probably because no one has ever offered me a rainbow-diamond-pooping silky anteater badge. Wanted to be one of the first to get it, so I've already joined. The 24-month wait starts now...
Join now to tickle Forrest in ways he can’t explain.
We just gonna forget him screaming “Witch!”?? I don’t think so
I leveled up!
You should make an emoji that is Roland the closet goblin
Way ahead of you.
JIMMY THE PYTHON
I WILL PAY YOU TO MAKE A SHIRT LINE OF HOT NERD SHIRTS!!!
I would have thought he was some kind of Pokémon.
So the final emoji is to deprive the anteater of being surrounded by food and surround it with gems that are worthless to the poor thing?
It is NOT just emojis.... they're memories (cue SpongeBob "it's a rock" meme)
We need a “witch!!” Emoji lmao
It's exciting to see this channel
I love this channel. Very enlightening.
3:14 In ways you can't explain or... ways UA-cam won't allow you to explain?
I've lived most of my life in ignorance, right. Believing almost anything I'm told and regurgitating it all verbatim without learning about it on my own..
I'm 26. Still young, yeah, but I feel too old to just start actually learning.
Anyways, my ex showed me your channel, and honestly it's so amazing. And validating for me.
And I may be slightly biased at classifying your content as some of my favorite because I live in the same area as you. And idk, to live in Oklahoma and be able to say "yo, science is real, God probably isn't, and if he is he sucks and isn't good" I commend you for that and admire it so much.
I also am an imposter in a Christian based living program.
Halp, I didn't realize I was joining a cult. I didn't realize the extremity of what this religion intailed 😢😬🙃
This is not a healthy way to live
It's still more value and better art than NFTs.
I absolutely would if I could
Wtf are those prices😂. I want to buy lvl. 6 now
Imagine what happens when Forrest realizes that channels have been doing this for years. 🤣. But it's cute, i love it.
Wait, sooo… how long do you have to be a member for to actually FEED your ant-eater? 😂
I love most of this, but I do have a question. Where are the Roland emojis?!
Forrest should dress as Odin on Halloween and just have a video of stroking odins beard lol
"oh my glob" needs to be it's own emoji. And that goblin that likes subway sandwiches. I can't remember his name right now
This is so goddamn stupid I love it 😂😂😂
Next do the crazy laser moth (if you know you know)
Forrest! Please make videos about abiogenesis. Whenever i search it up in youtube, its just a bunch of creationist misrepresenting it and being bias towards their sky daddy. Thanks for teaching us simple folks about your expertise! I hope you get 10 million subs
I clicked the join button, but didn't sign up for anything. Honestly even if you aren't going to join, just do it to read the description for each level. 🤣
Haha thanks for pointing out the descriptions. I wouldn't have read them otherwise (I'm super broke atm) and they're great 😸
All praise the emoji!
This is so stupid we must comply! Resistance is futile!