This is pretty much how all kinds of bi-pedal dinosaurs would have fought each other over mates and territory. Cassowaries are practically modern day veloceraptors. Don't let anyone tell you different.
i mean, if you tried to run on pavement with huge claws that you use for gripping the ground, how easy do you think it would be to balance? think of a cat trying to run on a tile floor
Since their claws are extremely deadly, I would think neither of them would survive any attack. But this shows otherwise. That fall btw was so realistic and hilarious.
maybe because they actually are, all birds fall under the classification of theropods, which is the *dinosaur* group containing animals like T. rex and velociraptor.
birds got shitty balance ever since they lost their bony tail to be lighter. It was great for flying but the birds who went back on land became very limited.
Lmao, the way the first attacker thought he was surprising the other one, only to panic when the other one looked up, and slip like a fool on a banana peel >< too funny I just imagine the first one being all "heheh, I'm so sneaky, I'ma get em", then into "Nono, I'm friendly, I'm friendly!" after the fall...HAHA
These 2 are probably females though. Males are less aggressive, they incubate & rare younglings and it's the gals who wear the balls, fighting for territories.
@@karlosdaniel6537No, Microraptor belonged to an extinct group. For the exact common ancestor of anything to fossilize, the odds are astronomical. For us to find it and KNOW it's the common ancestor, it's even more insanely unlikely.
Dinosaurs are still clashing today XD (birds are maniraptoran avian theropods, in other words, birds are avian dinosaurs while the extinct relatives like tyrannosaurus rex and other dinosaurs are called non avian dinosaurs. the more you know.)
The funny thing that people don't realize is, these animals would devastate velociraptors. One kick would be the whole story of any raptor. So can you imagine how funny dinosaurs must have been? Lmao
The raptors had sickle claws on their feet, sharp teeth, and hunted in packs. A lone one would have a size disadvantage, but could very well pounce and kill the cassowary by latching on and kicking its feet.
OMG the way he slipped 😂. It looks like my neighbour's rooster 😂 He often enters my home uninvited (baby is curious), then, when he sees that we are watching him, he's not so confident anymore and wants to run away. But the floor is slippery 😂. Sometimes both legs slips at the same time and he falls on his behind in the most non-majestic way imaginable 😂 Birds 🤣
@@black_teratorn4163 Понятие "миролюбивые" у птиц весьма относительно. Вчерашние родственники динозавров они ещё способны в любой момент навести шухер любой сопоставимой по размерам жертве. Взять ту же синицу, обычную для срелней полосы, очень жесткий хищник убивающий мелких птиц путем выклёвывания мозга, есть такие видео на Ютубе. Эпиорнисы когти имели и легко ими могли вспороть живот какому угодно аборегенному зеваке.
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Lmao that one that tried to start some shit and then fell 😂
Bro lmaoooo that shit was so funny like it was a script movie
He tried to sneak up an slipped niggia was like dam oh shit an said fuck it I got to fight now
"Confounding humans and their stupid pavements messing with my traction!"
-100000000 aura
Oh man i laughed HARD when it fell down the first time.
😂😂😂😂
I couldn't stop laughing 😂
And then the other one chose that moment to attack...
Lmaooooo
probably because of the smooth road
Cassowary claws are no joke, the fact that they took a few swings from eachother and then ran away as if nothing happened is pretty amazing
You'd be surprised how bullet proof they are... Same as emus . Look it up. Their feathers have been known to stop bullets.
@@Tbaggrrr Well they certainly didn't win a war against Australia by being breakable
@@georgemccartney8906 Australia lost against emus not cassowaries
@@AaronNathanCollins I was responding to a reply that mentioned emus... which I can't view anymore for some reason?
@@AaronNathanCollins which is 9000 times more pathetic 🤣🤣🤣
This video was so much better than expected
Ikr
Lmao right?
Nogusaurus Fr this is 1000 times better than humans fighting
Yes
This comment made me laugh
0:11
"You better get out of here now, before I have to force you to leave. Alright! I warned you! Get ready for SHITSHITSHITSHIT!"
What cassowaries all I see is two hissing dinosaurs.
I mean, technically they are considered theropod dinosaurs. All birds are, so you're pretty much correct lol.
This is pretty much how all kinds of bi-pedal dinosaurs would have fought each other over mates and territory. Cassowaries are practically modern day veloceraptors. Don't let anyone tell you different.
I don’t mean to correct you, but velociraptors we’re as tall as the average man’s knee. I think you mean Utahraptor.
deinonychus is close enough
@@constantinosmallios a utahraptor sized cassowary would basically be a terror bird no thx
Hey somebody just told you different.
They look like turkeys that fell in paint. Can I eat them?
There's a wonderful dichotomy of terror and humor this makes me feel.
never has anything been so badass and so hilarious at the same time!
i mean, if you tried to run on pavement with huge claws that you use for gripping the ground, how easy do you think it would be to balance? think of a cat trying to run on a tile floor
Yes, we all know. Thats what makes it funny. Now dont forget to laugh the autism away.
@@punishedsnake6141 thanks for reminding me of this vid
@@gh0stykins I'll remind you again
@@sweetgirl070707 DUDE HOLY SHIT THANKS HAHAHAHA
@@gh0stykins LOL
Since their claws are extremely deadly, I would think neither of them would survive any attack. But this shows otherwise. That fall btw was so realistic and hilarious.
Realistic? Bro it was real
@@joekaz5198 Right? It seemed so dang real!
They've got a lot of feathers and probably not much body. So good padding. Like emus are all pipe-cleaners and fluff. Except for their feet and beak.
You cannot convince me these are not dinosaurs
They are
maybe because they actually are, all birds fall under the classification of theropods, which is the *dinosaur* group containing animals like T. rex and velociraptor.
Note to self for possible cassowary attack:
Find slippery asphalt and grass 😂
It's like watching a raptors fighting
Raptors would be trying to pounce on each other and grapple with their sickle claws.
Caught him "slippin" literally.
0:15
Looking past all the running faster than you, being intelligent and crafty in chases, and being able to mutilate you with claws. LMFAO.
"the giants clash, the mammal escapes, these are the echos of a bygone age"
SNEAK PEEK of Jurassic World 2.
Haha. Who needs animatronics when you got these guys ;D
Now we just need a volcano
They have shit for balance lol.
I mean, they are dinosaurs.
A concrete road is not exactly the most natural surface to run on.
birds got shitty balance ever since they lost their bony tail to be lighter. It was great for flying but the birds who went back on land became very limited.
When the one fled, the other was like "COME BACK HERE BITCH I AIN'T DONE WITH YOU!"
"GIT BACK 'ERE YA GIT!" "OH ZOG!"
DONT BLOODY TOUCH IT
Jazzy
Holy shit, they really are like raptors. O_O
Lmao, the way the first attacker thought he was surprising the other one, only to panic when the other one looked up, and slip like a fool on a banana peel >< too funny
I just imagine the first one being all "heheh, I'm so sneaky, I'ma get em", then into "Nono, I'm friendly, I'm friendly!" after the fall...HAHA
These 2 are probably females though. Males are less aggressive, they incubate & rare younglings and it's the gals who wear the balls, fighting for territories.
The first one was like "It's a prank! It's a prank!"
incredible footage
cassowaries are literally dinosaurs
Jurrasic World 3 is looking great!
I just love how the first one tried to go for it, then immediately noped the fuck outta there
Cartoon sound effect went off in my head when the first guy slipped and fell
Lol. Very funny. This bird is so beautiful. I am glad to have it in our game.
first like and reply yeet
Watching these guys, I'm guessing that Tyrannosaurs were much clumsier than the way we usually picture them 🤣
My thoughts exactly 😂 I expected them to be nimble bipedal runners
But with that huge claw, I was thinking a velociraptor
They're clumsy because pavement isn't natural and they are not meant to be running on it
Pretty sure that type of floor didn't exist back then...
0:15 When my Mon comes in with the belt
Suprisingly awesome...i love big birds
Looks like 2 people with those mannequin head hoodies fighting
I likes how the one that came out of the woods slipped when running at him
Imagine a T-rex slipping like that 😆
The first cassowary failed
You really do get the feeling of a dinosaur with that one just coming out of the bush.
Cassowaries truly are living dinosaurs. Just like Komodo dragons and crocodilians.
This is tragic comedy. Like two clowns with knives running at each other
Looks like a couple of pillows fighting with both hands tied behind their back
These are basically Dinasours
Me when people call pterosaurs dinosaurs:
they run just like the raptors from the movies
They come from the raptors
All living birds are descends form the Microraptor.
@@karlosdaniel6537No, Microraptor belonged to an extinct group. For the exact common ancestor of anything to fossilize, the odds are astronomical. For us to find it and KNOW it's the common ancestor, it's even more insanely unlikely.
This is probably as close as we can get to watching a dinosaur fight in real life
This is just watching dinosaurs fly
this is actually amazing
Dude the sounds they make are terrifying
I'm surprised that other cassowary didn't shit bricks when it fell
dinosaurs are still clashing today (birds are maniraptoran avian theropods or in other words, avian dinosaurs)
Fun fact: the cassowary is the most dangerous bird on earth
punch it
Magpies are worse
00:15~00:17 That charge feels right out of Jurassic Park. So cool.
I just can’t imagine being spawned in with these physics.
Dinosaurs are still clashing today XD (birds are maniraptoran avian theropods, in other words, birds are avian dinosaurs while the extinct relatives like tyrannosaurus rex and other dinosaurs are called non avian dinosaurs. the more you know.)
You should do some research before babbling such inaccurate information. The less YOU know.
@Jesse James Awake320 Says the brainwashed religious nut.
It's true.
Birds belong in maniraptora, dinosauria.
@@noneyerbidness that's true
All the scientific community that gives you information are all Freemasons and Satanist
Spiders:ok.
These? Ah hell nah!
Jurassic Park in real.. life lol 😆 🤣 😂
Me: SUP CUZ SQUARE YP *they first one to slip* SHI-
•Two minutes later is hospital•
It’s basically the new dinosaurs but funny
I like how they use That hard bone on their head to get up off the ground. That's awesome
These are Dinosaurs
how can something so deadly and dangerous look so monumentally stupid and clumsy?..
2 dangerous beaked threats with wings fighting each other I love the shit out of it. 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
Jurassic Park vibes.
0:15 Cassowary 2: Whoa! *slips on the ground and falls*
Is this at Mt Hypipamee Crater?
The funny thing that people don't realize is, these animals would devastate velociraptors. One kick would be the whole story of any raptor. So can you imagine how funny dinosaurs must have been? Lmao
The raptors had sickle claws on their feet, sharp teeth, and hunted in packs. A lone one would have a size disadvantage, but could very well pounce and kill the cassowary by latching on and kicking its feet.
Velociraptor was twice smaller
The way they run even so different that emu and ostrich
Comedy gold. Chicken fights are illegal, but this is too good. I swear I could hear him say, "Oh sh!@" as he face planted.
OMG the way he slipped 😂. It looks like my neighbour's rooster 😂
He often enters my home uninvited (baby is curious), then, when he sees that we are watching him, he's not so confident anymore and wants to run away. But the floor is slippery 😂. Sometimes both legs slips at the same time and he falls on his behind in the most non-majestic way imaginable 😂
Birds 🤣
That's a prehistoric battle right there
Lol the one running after the other like . I'm gonna get yo a** 🤣
I swear these are modern dinosaur birds
I feel like this needs Benny Hill music playing behind it...
"I'M GONNA FU.... WHOoOOOaaaa"
He like oh naw n!gga don't run now😂💀
Those sharp claws got them slipping
Ozzy Man needs to review this!
whoa look out for bananas there mr cassowary
I would say they were throwing hands but they were throwing feet 🙈
They scare me so majestic dinosaurs
I really don't think I would have just stood there and filmed.
suddenly I feel alot better about my chances of surviving the jurassic period
really?
Imagine an even bigger bird charging you, and it has teeth instead of a beak. That's going to be a nope from me.
Oh man that one that took instant advantage of the slip is gangsta.
School fights like this:
0:15 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHH
VERY FUNNY
Lol IT FELL
Quite literally dinosaurs
Even the tarmac felt that.
"it was just a prank bro"!!
0:15 Super Smash Bros. Brawl be like:
He tried to get the jump on him and fell.🤣
You can hear the click clack sound from the claws on the pathway
They look like my sisters when they fight ..
0:15 I'm gonna fu-
You what?!
No wait I didn't mean seriously
Какие злые птички!!! 😢
Птички... это динозавры
The raptors are at it! 😮💥💥💥
Dude they are really ruthless.
First one fell haha
Oi, send this video to OzzyManReviews for narrating, that would be hilarious :D
Очень серьёзная битва. Я представляю, что тогда творили эпиорнисы и моа до того как они вымерли, эти птицы были до 3 метров в высоту.
Они были куда миролюбивее, когтей не было, и аборигены их быстро зачистили
@@black_teratorn4163 Понятие "миролюбивые" у птиц весьма относительно. Вчерашние родственники динозавров они ещё способны в любой момент навести шухер любой сопоставимой по размерам жертве. Взять ту же синицу, обычную для срелней полосы, очень жесткий хищник убивающий мелких птиц путем выклёвывания мозга, есть такие видео на Ютубе. Эпиорнисы когти имели и легко ими могли вспороть живот какому угодно аборегенному зеваке.
@@black_teratorn4163 ua-cam.com/video/ca6FMnkgLQU/v-deo.htmlsi=bwOs-NbcvvOodOFk
Синица убивает чечетку. Миролюбивая?
А птицы-убийцы Южной Америки?
il primo piu che un Casuario dopo lo scovolone a fatto la figura del pollo 🤣😂🤣
Dinisaur!!😮