Woman Who Had Abortion Shares How She Regrets Not Stopping For M&M McFlurry Afterwards
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- Опубліковано 1 лис 2023
- A woman who had an abortion shares how she regrets not stopping for a McDonald's M&M McFlurry afterwards.
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This is why women should be REQUIRED to look at a McFlurry and hold a scale model of one before deciding they don't want one. Once you actually look at that creamy soft serve and its sweet, innocent toppings, you'll never have doubts again.
It's true. And McFlurrys and babies are equally delicious frozen.
@@robfalgianotoo far
@@robfalgianoBAAAHAHAHAAHA
@@tripvic7629not really. There’s a McDonald’s every few blocks. Not hard to find
@@tripvic7629says who?
I applaud this woman for her strength of character and refusal to settle for a Wendy's Frosty.
Settle.. Settle?? *_"SETTLE!?!?!!!"_*
You and I are NOT the same.
Frosties are the supior cold treat. No rebuttal shall ever sway me on this matter. 🗿
Underrated comment.
Hahahaha
At least Taylor's doesn't control your frosty
Ok I audibly chortled after reading that 😂
@@lorrainebrunner2490suprior 🗿
So brave of her to come forward, the McFlurry just isn’t as good these days
It takes a lot of courage to come forward like her. Never say ever. Or never say never. Anyways, something along those lines. Good day.
Yeah the bits don’t crunch the same
Hahaha
If Taylor even fixed the machine
What’s sad is I could see someone really saying this.
She made the right call in the long term.
Ordering an M&M McFlurry is a lifetime commitment of at least 5 minutes, some people even take like 15 minutes if they’re slow eaters.
Some disgusting monsters are so irresponsible that they just forget about it, leaving it to melt to the point where it’s inedible. Younger people should think twice.
Amen to that
A mcflurry gets less and less appealing the more and more that you that think about actually having one after youre finally done eating the first one you started and ordered by accident. They are really not a delicious as they seemed to appear and you start loosing your appetite and only because you were brought up right and taught never to waste and to be thankful for having something that so many wish they had do you make your way to the bottom of the cup and scrape your spoon on the bottom before you throw that empty sticky regret in the trash and move on. In hindsight it wasn't that bad and maybe m&M's would make it a better experience. I've already shown that I can eat one by myself.
My girlfriend left our McFlurries in the car, and they melted all over the inside of my cup holder. I know it's not really her fault.. she had a lot on her mind.. but I find it hard to look at her the same way. A part of me can't help but blame her. Am I wrong for wanting another McFlurry so soon? We've been fighting a lot recently, and I think I might need to find someone else to go to McDonald's with...
How on Earth do you godless heathens eat m&m mcflurries without breaking your teeth on those frozen candy bb’s?
Absolutely
This is so upsetting. What kind of person would do this? 😳😱
It's always refreshing to hear from you, Tay.
You made the world a little better.
Ikr she should’ve just waited in line for the M&M McFlurry
I alway find you commenting on the most unexpected videos.
because of the people that claim most women have some regret after abortions, which is waaay off from all the women ive talked to
They should make a Chocolate Rain McFlurry
Unbelievable that any woman would do this. The bible clearly states “thou shalt stop for a mcflurry”.
It says not to murder. Seems to be an unpopular stance today, so sad when we forget how to treat a fellow man.
@@calebsanders1078You underestimate the sheer undeniable quality of a McFlurry. Hath you not crave sweet sustenance after a great fetus throwing?
@calebsanders1078 There's nothing you can tell these people fam. And they absolutely adore death.
@@mr.fortnite1300they are the diabetes deniers friend, all the coldness of an ice cream can be found in their heart already
@@calebsanders1078what does that have to do with McFlurries?
I hate that American laws permit this. The fact that she couldn't choose a chocolate chip cookie McFlurry because it's a seasonal itrm should be punishable.
Heartbreaking. If cis men got pregnant, they'd have the McFlurry ready for you right there at the clinic.
This is disgusting behaviour. This is why drive thru’s were invented.
The Onion is back on form. It takes an incredibly brave person to question whether a McFlurry is the right choice, especially in this day and age.
It’s a very contentious topic. I can’t even talk about other items on the McDonald’s menu without a member of my family bringing up their views on McFlurries
You call this back on-form for The Onion? They should just call it quits. It’s so embarrassing at this point.
I am outraged that she never considered the Oreo McFlurry, how selfish! The world is going to hell!
This isn't The Onion at all. This is Woke pretending to be The Onion. They would never do a vindictive pro-abortion video. That's not comedy or satire.
@@ImNotaRussianBot 😂😂😂
The ice cream machine was probably “broken” anyways. Don’t trip, potato chip.
Truest statement ever.
Trust in Taylor's and mcds to break your machine bec it doesn't clean right then charge you thousands to fix it
That's why I proposed a bill to mandate every ice cream machine within 25mi of a clinic be in operating condition. Grants will be available.
Also, my owning McDonald's stock nor the generous lobbyists (thank you Carissa and Steven) influence my commitment to protecting the free choice of these women!
Tragoudistros 2024
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The Hot Apple Pies are now like a steaming brick filled with silicone tubing.
Not a woman, but hearing Ms. Wilson share her experiences really gave me a sense of perspective.
It must be hard going through terminating a pregnancy, and then having to worry about being judged by others for not helping yourself to a delicious McFlurry after the fact.
That's something I'm privileged to not have to worry about, and I'm sorry for women who have to fear being seen as cheapskates after something like that..
She’s so strong for coming out about this
Stunning and brave. Stunning and brave 😔
She is 😢 😭
As a man I can't get an abortion, but I still can get a M&M McFlurry.
She has inspired me.
As a biological man who is now a woman, every time I go to McDonalds, I have to decide which do I want more? An M&M McFlurry or an abortion. I keep thinking these biological women should become men so they can avoid having to make these tough decisions.
I'm a cis man, and while I wish I were able to get a McFlurry, I'll always know that I can't. The experience this woman recklessly and selfishly gave up is something I could do even if I wanted, because the ice cream machine at my local McDonalds is always broken when I try to go. She should be ashamed for taking her privileged position for granted.
@gregoswald7723 "as a biological man who is now a woman" no matter what you identify as you cannot become a woman
@KingBobXVI "cis" is a dumb term
@@mrpickles-hb6zx Thank you, for your thorough and insightful comment. It has caused me to rethink my position.
the onion is the greatest satire channel to ever grace this platform
Really? I thought it was those videos from Turning Point USA. 🤣
@@luisreyes1963 god i hope that's satire
The entire world is the onion
Probably?!?
@@d00m3dd00dif only it were...
Eating a McFlurry after abortion is an amazing experience that is rare to get. It is quite unfortunate that she miss it.
As a white man, this story gives me the urge to run for congress and mandate that all women MUST get an m&m McFlurry and drink it.
And I truly believe that when a woman is presented with the opportunity to have an M&M McFlurry they need to buy one. So when I hear some women say they already have three and couldn't possibly handle another McDonald's M&M McFlurry right now, or that a doctor told them they are lactose intolerant and it would be dangerous to have one, it feels good to be able to confidently say- they don't know what they are talking about and this is why we need to get serious jail time and financial penalties involved.
Lactose intolerant women will rightly attack for not defending their right to not have a McFlurry.
"I'm trying not to cry, but that thought makes me really, really hungry." 😂😂😂
Bold assumption that the ice cream machine would've been working in the first place.
I've literally never once been at a McDonald's and it's been broken. Doesn't seem to be a thing in my country.
It's never broken, the employees just cba making ice cream.@@sonyavincent7450
@@sonyavincent7450 Lucky.
I never get ice cream from mcdonalds and the one time I think "Hey, i'll try"
Nope, "sorry the machine is broken"
Im convinced its all bs and they just dont use the machine because its a pain to clean.
But we’ll never truly know will we it’s the uncertainty that eats at you. When it could’ve been you eating an mnm McFlurry
I wish I had an ounce of this brave woman’s willpower
UA-cam subtitles told me she regrets not getting an Eminem McFlurry. Something i think we can all identify with.
Did you at least order the Slim Shady Onion Rings?
Imagine going through life knowing you could've had X+1 McFlurries but will now forever be stuck on X, always behind by one tasty treat until you die.
It really reminds me of the one, singular time I ran out of radishes. A perfect record forever broken.
Or heaven forbid, an imaginary number of McFlurries !
- i McFlurries ! 😢
This actress did an INCREDIBLE job of bringing pathos to this extraordinarily tense situation. I've never had a McFlurry but I, a woman, am ordering one now. Inspirational.
she left with an empty stomach 😔
its called a haunted womb
Man, this brings me back to the good old days of the Onion. Excited for more of this.
💯
Edgy Onion is best Onion.
@@Year_Of_The_Cat facts 📠
I'm with you there, I just wish they didn't put the punchline in the title.
Love it when the Onion makes videos that look just like its coming from a TV station and not tiktok clips
Yeah that was the gold of these videos
Glad the onion's doing the longform content again. I was literally talking to my friend yesterday about how i wished they'd bring this kind of stuff back
Me too, I'm so happy to see them make UA-cam videos again.
If a sub-minute portrait cut of this doesn't go up on the channel soon, I'd be very surprised.
Yeah, some of the old video formats are absolute treasures.
Wow, you were *literally* talking to them? You mean with your voice and mouth and everything? So impressive!
"I'm trying not to cry, but that thought makes me really really hungry."
😂😂💀
We should all get a McFlurry to show support to this brave brave women.
Regret is very painful. But, she could never be sure of the outcome. What if the ice cream machine was broken? What if they only had Oreo?
I wish she wasn't so hard on herself. Yes, it will take decades to heal, but time heals all wounds and repairs some machines.
Some argue that the McFlurry exists from the moment the order is placed while others say the McFlurry doesn't become a McFlurry until they put the plastic dome on top of it.
I disagree. It takes both a consenting consumer, and an enabling corporation to make the McFlurry. Ultimately, the McFlurry is the consumer's decision, but without the corporation, there could be no McFlurry. So, the corporation should have some say into where and when the McFlurry is created.
"Embryo out, M&M in", "Better a McFlurry in the belly than a bun in the oven", that used to be the wisdom generations of women wanting to get rid of their unwanted semen outgrowths lived by. Not anymore, apparently. O tempora, o mores!
Jesus man 😂
"You wake up one day and you're too old to eat that kind of stuff"
That really got me... It makes me sad looking at all the food on my 'can't eat' list. It was everything I enjoyed...
😭
I cant believe she even considered doing this in the first place! She should have gotten the M&M McFlurry BEFORE her abortion. Another sweet trear not served to anybody.. Disgraceful
What kind of country lets women decide for themselves whether they pass up a McFlurry ?? Where is the supreme court when we truly need them to bring law and order to this place!?
It's OUR mouths damn it!!!!!
Life's biggest regrets usually show up when your stomach is empty. My tots and pears go out to her. M&M's are little pieces of heaven not to be forgotten. The McFlurry of emotions really move you, the way they do with a spinning plastic spoon in the cold.
*chef's kiss*
How could you give your tots and pears to this shameless woman who doesn't even have the moral fiber to stand in line at McDonalds like a decent person, when there's so many innocent victims of gun violence specifically in need of tots and pears?
What would you give them instead, some measly material aid and political reform? Pssh!
The McFlurry of Emotions should be a special available on Valentines Day.
@@TragoudistrosMPH, why thank you!
Her fight is a testament of her will. We should all move forward in unison.
My parents regret more not having an abortion and instead spending the money to get a brownie mcflurry when there are better mcflurries
I can see why they regretted it.
My wife was eating a mcflurry during the abortion. Two birds
As long as she had a McFlurry before, during, or on the way home after- I think she made the right choice…
How dare you not stop for an M&M McFlurry afterwards!
Finally, the old onion is back.
How brilliant is her acting in this, holy shit!!
the choice was not hers to begin with. Statistically, the likelihood of a Mcdonald's Ice cream machine being broken that day would've been extremely high. she never had a chance.
As a middle-aged white male, I will buy and eat a McFlurry in solidarity.
no woman should have to go through that...
I'm getting a mcflurry next time
If only she had been more educated and gotten that McFlurry. We couldve avoided this.
It's telling how people love to focus on the supposed missed opportunity that comes from not having a McFlurry but fail to every acknowledge the bevy of understated side effects that come from having one.
Am I really crying...or is it just the onion?
It's the woman's wallet, so it's the woman's choice. Having a McFlurry is a decision with life long consequences, I am glad she left her options open for the future. Another McFlurry can easily be made.
I wish McDonalds would bring back the McBortion so women like this wouldn’t have to make the hard choice to make a separate stop for their McFlurries. 😢
I truly think that the onion is the most reputable source of news in 2023
Who's she kidding. We all know the ice cream machine would be broken again.
Weve all been there. I was choosing between a quick maccas or popeyes and decided neither sounded great. When i got home i knew my mistake...
Australian detected
This is excellent. I hope this means there's more of this old style Onion content in the future. 👍
I know this is satire but I could believe this actually happened
Trust me, it did 😭😭
What? That someone could have an abortion and _not_ have a McFlurry afterwards?
This is obviously impossible.
I didn’t see any crazy comments, then I realized it’s only been out 10 minutes lol. Everyone has been so sensible. I only wish the lady had access to Planned McFlurrying in order to avoid this situation
I see a comment section operating at peak sarcasm 😂😂 Surely best to avoid unnecessary engagement with Onion viewers. 😁😎
The Onion returning to its old glory?! YES PLEASE
"I'm trying not to cry, but that thought makes me really, really hungry." - I love The Onion.
As a man without kids I struggle putting myself in her shoes. I just don't like fast food and have never been tempted to have a mc flurry.
But I cam see her pain is real, that tear almost broke me. Am I wrong? Should i try a mc flurry after all? Growing up I never wanting one but could I be wrong? I guess its good I live in state that will force me to have one even if I know its not for me. I hope it doesn't make me go broke paying for one until I die. Canceling vacations because I have to take it into consideration, plannin my days around one.
This is peak Onion and I love every second of it.
Is this...an onion video that isnt a tiktok compilation? Dear Glob lets hope this is a sign of good things to come!
Back when Donald Trump was president this would never have happened... Every woman thinking of abortion was stopped by the pollice and offered a donut and M&M McFlurry....
I still send links to Onion videos to my mom and she freaks out every time. In a few years I’ll let her know that they weren’t real… but not today 😊
this is exactly why women should have husbands smh
the husband will go buy it for himself and even order a side of fries just so she can take both and not have this kind of trauma and regret later in life 😔
This is such a genius allegory I'm dying.
This is the onion I’ve missed for awhile.
So glad to see an oldschool style video tackling the real, global issues. Good shit.
I have a dream where they make enough money to go back to the old style. Do you know if there's any way to support them?
immediately after the video ended I got an ad that said “stuck poop can make thin women feel plus sized” and I thought I should share that information with you all
wonderful
Well... that ad certainly is something..?
that's beautiful
Depends where she sticks it
A lot of people cant even have a mcflurry, they dont have the equipment for it.
I like this series a lot. It reminds me a lot of what the Onion used to be, a high quality almost indistinguishable satire of real life media. While the youtube channel isn't quite back there, this feels like a good step.
Yeah I think their videos are definitely getting better
This is fake.
You want to know how I know it’s fake?
Because in her story the Mcflurry machine is actually working.
To be fair she never found out if it was working, which she regrets.
@@V0idFace
Hahahahaha
They can't be bothered to clean it so they say the machine is broken
@@lemdixon01 Knew it.
it might not be
Subtitles have me wondering what an Eminem McFlurry would be... 🤔
This is an interesting satire, because it actually makes you think about abortion in a way that's less threatening and one-sided.
But it's terrible optics when this is how a lot of pro-choice people actually think.
@@synchronium24 That's quite literally the point of this video LMAO
I to stupid to tell if it's satirizing pro abortion or pro lifers.
Though I think it's the latter because the onion does have a bit of a lefty bias, but that could just be me.
@@thehoerscorral8565the point of a video is that an abortion aint that fucking serious
which it isn't
and conservatives are insane for calling it things like "murder"
@@internetguy7319 the point of all Onion videos on controversial topics is to get both sides to think the other is being mocket
If this isn't the greatest argument for prohibiting people from aborting their McFlurry, i don't know what is.
I'm sorry that you have lost that chance no woman should ever have to suffer through that😢
Next time you have an abortion, get the mcflurry on the way there. My mom took me for an abortion when I was 17 and we stopped at IHOP afterwards. I now realize that unseen forces saw this as a sort of celebration, and wish to judge. The same forces that would be trying to judge the terrible parenting choices inevitably made by someone unequipped for parenting. And please let me know what those self appointed judges come up with when the abortion becomes the ice cream party after the ice cream party.
"you wake up one day and you're too old to eat that kinda stuff" Damn I'm getting a little emotional now.
If she cared she would have eaten the McFlurry pre abortion- baby’s last meal type deal.
Driving yourself home after a medical procedure? That was your mistake. A designated driver could have helped you make your decision and you could have had the M&M McFlurry.
I'm sorry for this woman's experience, but for every person who regrets not getting a McFlurry there are a dozen who got stuck with a McFlurry they didn't want or couldn't afford.
then just don't drive to McDonald's or give it away
What about the cases where someone takes you to McDonald's against your will? Or if a family member takes you to McDonald's? Or if you had to go to McDonald's due to a medical emergency?
@@GreatKazookaas I said, give it away and make sure whoever took you to McDonald's against your will ends up in jail
this is an important lesson for women, whenever we have the chance to eat ice cream, we should
Let her story be a lesson to all expecting McDonalds customers
I love how this conveyed the message of the pros and cons of abortion more than it would have if they actually talked about abortion
I've never seen one of the videos they're mocking. And now I'll never need to!
The machine would probably have been down, anyway.
But she'll never know for sure...
I like how in the closed captions it says “Eminem McFlurry”
That's disgusting. M&M? Oreo is way better.
Is this a NEW video from The Onion?? Awesome!! More please!!!
oh my gosh the acting in this, like she *sold* that! wow!
UA-cam needs to put the McFlurry in context. This is madness. How can we ever understand the struggle?
I hope Anne recovers with another comfort food someday.
Such bravery. Do not silence her
I'm an Oreo girl, myself.
May Lord forgive you for your sins😞🙏
I'm just so upset that she didn't even consider at least a Dairy Queen blizzard instead.
Please, *please* go back to y'all's higher production-value videos. This shit is art. I really miss your newsroom clips as well.
I’m more disappointed with how she didn’t even consider an Oreo McFlurry instead.
God damn i feel soo bad for this sweet, sweet young lady... I hope she can find some peace. THOUGHTS & PRAYERS 🙏... thoughts... and prayers...
Love this.
It's so tedious arguing over hypotheticals.
I was gonna make a joke about "hehe haha how many people will get offended" but some people are legit arguing
Oh, onion content that isn't just a UA-cam short.