Isn't that kind of what restaurants and waiters do anyways? Asking customers how much they want to pay for the service instead of keeping a fixed price?
@@aarushparvataneni3249a restaurant and a waiter are two completely separate and different things the waiter has no control or say in the price of anything or how the industry works
Every day I'm baffled by how out of touch with reality rich people are. "How does anyone live on 400k?? 270M????" there are people living on 15k, there are people living on nothing . I hope all rich people step into the same bear trap tomorrow
It's because this isn't really a seminar, it's his latest sales pitch. He needs to convince these absurdly wealthy people that they aren't actually wealthy so they keep paying him his absurd seminar fees.
dude, none of these people are rich... this is definitely NOT how rich people think and operate financially. these people make a little buck on lying to others and selling them the IDEA that they can get rich. I'd be surprised if any of these bitches is actually a millionaire
Uttered? Udder. Like the milk flow. Milk flow=Money flow. Flow rhymes with dough. Milk can go in dough. Being happy with your girlfriend is gay. Dogs are terrible. Wake up.
@@boing1oings 100k a year is no where near a comfortable income while raising a family. Depending on your location, 100k is barely enough to afford your own needs. 30 years ago? Yea 100k yearly would have you set. Not anymore.
I’m a bankruptcy paralegal, and the ONE rule in bankruptcy for debts qualifying for discharge (meaning ur liability goes poof) is that it CANNOT be proven that you opened the line of credit with no intention of paying it back. That dude could literally never file for bankruptcy because he posted that tiktok, and it would end up with him in federal prison for committing bankruptcy fraud 😭 Bankruptcy is amazing IF you need it and your lawyer isn’t screwing you over (some will put u in cases you can’t afford to keep convincing you to refile, which will allow them to keep charging their fees per case)
I figured this must be where a guy in my area got his information because all he does is purchase land, equipment, etc under an LLC, files bankruptcy for the company, then opens another LLC and the cycle continues 💀
yeah like tbh it’s so easy to get away with fraud like that as long as you are not on the record saying “i am doing this to commit fraud.” and that’s exactly what he did. can’t help but laugh
Dude worried about being ugly or not completely missing the point if asking random chicks to go to ur sucluded lakehouse makes u look like a murderer or not.
@@Amanda-zt8et @trapd00rspider have you watched the podcasts with Noel or his early UA-cam content. He knows what twitter is, and had phases where he really really wanted to be twitter Tier funny. He’s just straight 🫣☺️
I once got a flight schedule messed up by a tourism company, and for compensation they gave me a first class flight ticket. I had to sit down right by one of these guys and I swear I would’ve loved to throw myself out of the window. He kept trying to teach me how to invest but I barely make minimum wage. And when I told him, he said “you need to take more risks in life.” Brother can you zip it I’m trying to sleep
The guy with the lake house doesn't realise that it's not about how good looking he is, it's about the fact that he's a stranger inviting women to a potentially remote private residence. I'd look at him and think I was going to end up in the bottom of that lake.
I also feel like it was ploy to get girls to feel bad for him and message him to tell him he’s not ugly and want to come to the lake house. I hope the women that watched his video weren’t that dumb 😅
literally my first thought. any time i spend any time with someone i LIKE or have met via a dating app, every close friend of mine knows where i am and what time i plan to be home. if a stranger invited me to a lake house, i’d 100% be saying no
(not to mention the fact that if some dude i didn’t know randomly told me he had a lake house and was bragging about it, i would get the ick almost immediately. you own a lake house in this economy? grow up)
I really wish they would’ve clowned the dude who says he gets 3 days in 24 hours for saying “the same way some dude thought in a cave 300 years ago” like?? We weren’t living in caves 300 years ago 💀
He has access to more knowledge because he has more days than us. There was a guy who lived in a cave 300 years ago and this chad used his extra time to learn about him. I don't know things like that because of naps and scrolling.
Omg thank you for noticing that, it's one of my pet peeves when people say something like "ugh you know in the like, the dark ages, like 200 years ago..." bc 200 years ago we were... hundreds of years already into colonial expansion.
That dude was never EVER going to give the waiter a million dollars. No matter what the waiter said, he'd spin it in some way to make him seem "weak minded" or whatever kind of garbage "point" he was trying to make. Definitely with Broski on that one. EDIT: They do bring this point up after the ad break. Woopsies
@@bluematter01where I work we had to move the order rack behind the counter and we have to get everyone's order individually bc there was so much stealing going on haha
If you're new here and wondering why the clip with the river guy got muted, it's probably because it was playing gangster's paradise and the video got claimed so Cody removed it
Schools with good funding have personal finance class Some of those schools make it mandatory to have a finance class to pass. Which should be a nationwide thing if you ask me.
@@misterelephant3202Kids have to learn things they aren’t interested in all the time lol at least financial literacy is applicable in real life on an everyday basis
the way that guy just completely ratted himself out to the whole world telling everyone he doesn’t understand the concept of the word no. really telling that he considers someone saying “i’m not interested” as “keep pursuing me”…..consent does not exist to this man
yes... not him trying to make a point by simply failing to understand simple semantics. like no bro, "no" is not some deeply ambiguous language to be used for your adventage. its... literally no.
The business card guy had me floored. I'm a mortgage processor so I deal with credit decisions daily. The way I was looking around with my jaw on the floor while he was divulging his highly illegal credit fraud scheme.... sent me to another world LOL. I cant.
this gives older cousins in the computer room watching random UA-cam videos while sitting in the only comfy chairs and on a stool behind them and my back hurts
I'm sickened by what youtube has become. The fact that Birittany can show up without wearing a shirt or any coverings at all is disgusting and frankly I expected better from Cody
I feel like these kinda guys say this stuff ALL THE TIME and like, I know it's definitely one of the least absurd things they'll say, but still, no one ever comments on it. They'll say something like "ya know in ancient times, 500 years ago..." and I feel like my brain is just rotting. The 1500s weren't oonga boonga, hitting each other with clubs in a cave times. Girly. Bestie. I beg, please skim Wikipedia even.
@@Mimyakko fair haha but also 900 years ago was still surfing the crusades! B"tches leadin armies to fight over the holy lands from as far away as England! Marching their lil butts all the way to Jerusalem!
It also sucks that his lesson is :don’t be like that waiter (professional and appropriate,) Be obnoxious, flip the script , speak your mind take wild chances and THAT will be rewarded!
Speaking of free chipotle - my sister worked there in high school and her location was allowed to give away 3 meals a day to unhoused people who came in and asked. Always thought that was neat.
I genuinely cannot take them seriously because I’m like “you are roleplaying irl omegaverse.” Like next they’re gonna start talking about man caves as their dens or some shit next 😭
The AUDACITY to open up a checkbook in front of a waiter, make it obvious you are loaded and then put them on a spot and determine their worth based on how confident they sounded.
@@thedavidj1996 There's no way he would have given away $1M unless it could be used for content idc how rich he is. If the waiter said $1M, he would have still given $100 and the lesson in that case would be "don't be cocky guys, I would have given more if he was humble." He would never give $1M because the point of the content is in not giving away the $1M to teach the server a lesson. There was no winning for the server and the guy's an ass
What girls would come to a lake house with a bunch of men. That's terrifying and sounds like a horror movie lmfaoo. On the other end of things, he needs to stop thinking about the materialistic side of what he can do for others, and more about who he is as a person and finding someone to share the experience of life with; a supportive person who genuinely pushes him to follow what he wants to do in life: *find happiness*
^bro, real life is actually worse than movies. You never know who to trust, and no sane woman would risk that ish with a bunch of dudes in a secluded area
@@LivLovesDance8D i assume this is exaggerated for joking purposes, but this is equally completely off base. Early homo sapiens evolved around 200,000-300,000 while the modern homo sapiens evolved around 50,000 years ago. Sorry just had to jump in but im sure you already know
They mentioned specifically when human CIVILISATION began, the earliest civilisations where not that long ago, most agree 6,000 years ago is when civilisation began in various places.
The scary thing about the SIgma discourse is the lone wolf aspect. “Guys you need to isolate yourselves from your close friends and family as they’re gonna hold you back. They might also try to tell you that you’re believing in a fantasy but don’t believe them. But it’s also really important that you definitely still listen to me and buy my course”
I agree. What a dickhead. I work at a hotel and if a guest said "I would have given you a million dollars but you were too polite so... too bad! Must suck to be you right now! 😜
“If I made 400k a year I would be embarrassed” just as a passionate stand-alone quote is so hilarious lmao, me making 28k a year as a preschool teacher in Arkansas
I feel like, genuinely, that teachers are really important in this day and age. More than ever before. Post-covid has absolutely mauled a lot of these kids and their morals so thankyou for being there to pick up the pieces.
The Slave take (crazy statement by the way) was absolutely WILD! Also the guy who's against taking your girlfriends dog for a walk is so weird! Dogs need to go on walks, its good to walk outside I'm shaking with laughter!
Having a partner, having a pet and taking a walk are all great for your mental health. Which greatly affects your energy, job performance and overall satisfaction. You aren't magically gonna make more money because you spent 20 minutes more on your _hustling._ Taking a break can actually help with concentration and problem solving. That "grindset" is just bleak, ineffective and simple-minded. Also, thinking that picking up a dog's poop makes you less of a manly alpha is so childish. How insecure can you be??
He's literally the same guy who said he has multiple children around the world ,and says he sees to their needs...bruhhh you're literally continents away from your children,what are you teaching your children? Cause your absent...like these idiots with money I swear ,need a reality check
Standard practice for these types. They rarely contribute to society, hence why they need to make videos like this to convince people they're geniuses. If they actually were as smart as they made out they would make money in ways that doesn't essentially involve scamming people.
They've legit been a bunch of arrest made where most of the evidence were confession on social media. Some people are just really dumb. They will value clout and money over everything.
It's honestly hilarious how content-pilled some people are that they will film themselves either doing or admitting to a crime without a second thought.
It's funny how the actual guy that the movie wolf of wall street is based on, appears in this video too😭 (the clip of the two guys talking about levels of interest, he was the older guy )
@@amberleaf339Pretty sure the guys in the video were doing it BECAUSE it was in The Wolf of Wall Street though. They’re the type of people who think Jordan Belfort was a saint.
21:37 • something about him saying “you’re toast” so earnestly is KILLING ME ,,,, LIKE BRO IM T O A S T ??????!!!!! 😰😰😰😰😰😰 HAHAHWHEHWHSJANAJ IDK MAN ITS JUST FUNNY 2 ME
Also the idea of him, a stranger to these women, inviting them to a remote location, if that doesn't scream "You're gonna get kidnapped!" regardless of whether or not it's true then I don't know what does
@@azurehorizon6097yeah like that’s the exact situation where if a woman did go, and she was attacked, she would get blamed for going to a cabin with a bunch of weird dudes
@@AdamOBrien29it’s even stupider than that he’s buying it so the bills can rack up and motivate him to work harder 🤣😅 he doesn’t care about the car he only wants to always be in the red
The "hilarious" part is that if he just left out the new car part, he wouldn't be totally wrong. There's only so much you can cut expenses while maintaining morale for a long period of time. Psychologically it's much easier if somehow you can increase your income. But the way you do that is not getting a new car to scare you into grinding.
All these sales “gurus” crack me up lol my husband used to do HVAC sales and dudes who tried selling like that usually just got kicked off people’s properties because nobody wants to be spoken to that way. Actual sales classes are all about building rapport, which requires being a friendly person.
@@mikejones2405 at least some of them (hopefully more than a handful) _will_ be in prison because of the women they'll have r4p3d, though, thanks to these guys "teaching" them that consent isn't a thing that needs to be respected
They’re the male versions of MLM girls. They remind me so much of the Lularoe livestreams, desperately flogging their shitty leggings and bragging about being self employed
i don’t think you know what tax evasion is lol i know this is a joke but it doesn’t make any sense because tax evasion doesn’t make you money lol good try though? idk
i think the word for it is fraud? but yeah, i’m sure they could get him on tax evasion too bc lets be real, he doesn’t do his taxes.😅 also, tho, this reminds of a John Mulaney joke. once, when he was still on crack, he bought a rolex with a credit card & then pawned it for cash right after for crack lol
28:00 This what I'm saying! Cooking food is a waste of time! Stop cooking, play video games. Skip lunch, skip dinner. Play until 3am. Uber eats McDonalds. Pass out at 5am. Your life will TRANSFORM!
I'm a contractor and I can't stop looking at Cody's room what is happening here OSB Sheathing Walls a Purple Exposed Rafter Ceiling and that ugly Blue Carpet let me come help you out bro...
knowing does not equal interest btw 😭 by definition, you have to WANT to know something in order to be interested in it, just knowing a small bit of information on the subject doesn’t automatically mean that you’re interested in it.
Yeah that was such a weird take, even without the obvious alarm bells ringing in regards to consent lol. 0 interest doesn't mean there is a level of interest, it means an absence of it. Also, the guy called "not" an adjective lol.
While I agree, what the idiot tried to say is being aware of something is closer to wanting it, even when you don't want it. I can advertise you something you don't want, you might not want it right now, but in the future you know where to find it.
im deadddd. my ex just dumped me and one of the multiple reasons he listed for leaving me was he didnt wanna have to take the dogs out anymore when he came over even tho he would go and tell other people he had pet dogs lmao
I won't date or marry a dog owner for this reason. I don't want to walk a dog or pick up its poo. If we have kids, a dog or multiple dogs creates so much extra work.
im crying laughing yall are my fave duo in the world especially the millenial/gen z collision with brittany straight up being saying she hopes this guy dies and cody being like WOAH
35:53 This dude saying 400k isnt enough is wild. How excessive of life do you need to live to whole heartedly preach that 400k a year isnt enough money.
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the jerk tip guy struggling with the math is SO fucking funny to me i’m crying. he was so proud of himself and then struggled so hard hahah
He struggled so bad lmao. Why didn't he edit that part out
what do u know about jerk tip? 😼
I was so tired today that I used a calculator to calculate 75% off of $4 and still got it wrong. But his struggle was real
Me tryna solve a basic question in math class😭
He's obviously never been a server.
As a server I HATE when people ask what I want as a tip, there is literally no right answer and all it does is make the server uncomfortable
I always said "Divide your bill by 5 and I'll be more than happy" gives you 20% and they usually left more.
my friend is a waitress and when she condescendingly gets asked that question, she just straight up says 40% lmao
Isn't that kind of what restaurants and waiters do anyways? Asking customers how much they want to pay for the service instead of keeping a fixed price?
@@aarushparvataneni3249that’s not putting the server on the spot though
@@aarushparvataneni3249a restaurant and a waiter are two completely separate and different things the waiter has no control or say in the price of anything or how the industry works
Every day I'm baffled by how out of touch with reality rich people are. "How does anyone live on 400k?? 270M????" there are people living on 15k, there are people living on nothing . I hope all rich people step into the same bear trap tomorrow
It's because this isn't really a seminar, it's his latest sales pitch. He needs to convince these absurdly wealthy people that they aren't actually wealthy so they keep paying him his absurd seminar fees.
dude, none of these people are rich... this is definitely NOT how rich people think and operate financially. these people make a little buck on lying to others and selling them the IDEA that they can get rich. I'd be surprised if any of these bitches is actually a millionaire
Glad u said it @scootaymildo1070
I live with 12k a year in a remote area and it's a good life
Right like I live uncomfortablely because I don't have a choice tf
When Brittany said “it’s all about power and I hope he dies,” I really felt that
im not surprised you cow
she was cooking fr
Yea I can’t believe she has the EXACT mindset I do (the intrusive thoughts about horrible guys)😊
she’s saying what all women are thinking
Wtf does that mean?@@smellycat57
The water flow analogy was legit the stupidest thing I've ever heard uttered. He really thought that made sense.
Uttered? Udder. Like the milk flow. Milk flow=Money flow. Flow rhymes with dough. Milk can go in dough. Being happy with your girlfriend is gay. Dogs are terrible. Wake up.
@@Maialeen 🤣🤣
@@Maialeen BARS
I mean that HAD to be satire right?
Also river banks don't control a river's flow, literally the exact opposite
When these two get together they have this crazy sibling energy and it's delightful
No fr they remind me of me and my brothers. 🥲😭
the guy who's asking "how does anyone live on 400k a year?" is just admitting he's bad with money because wtf does that even mean bro? That's tons
fr i don't even make a quarter of that, i'm not sitting pretty but i'm alive lmao
100k a year is more than enough for a family too
@@boing1oings 100k a year is no where near a comfortable income while raising a family. Depending on your location, 100k is barely enough to afford your own needs. 30 years ago? Yea 100k yearly would have you set. Not anymore.
@@nox6438families live off far less than 100k a year lol
@@nox6438where tf do you live? NYC?
If someone ever mentions that they are a sigma or an alpha, just look at them with disappointment and ask if it's a furry thing
perfect
Ask them what their fursona is
100% gonna start saying this
Ask what kind of omegaverse smut they like to read
Thank you for this advice.
I’m a bankruptcy paralegal, and the ONE rule in bankruptcy for debts qualifying for discharge (meaning ur liability goes poof) is that it CANNOT be proven that you opened the line of credit with no intention of paying it back. That dude could literally never file for bankruptcy because he posted that tiktok, and it would end up with him in federal prison for committing bankruptcy fraud 😭 Bankruptcy is amazing IF you need it and your lawyer isn’t screwing you over (some will put u in cases you can’t afford to keep convincing you to refile, which will allow them to keep charging their fees per case)
I figured this must be where a guy in my area got his information because all he does is purchase land, equipment, etc under an LLC, files bankruptcy for the company, then opens another LLC and the cycle continues 💀
@@JosieD4Yeah that guy will end up behind bars lol
yeah like tbh it’s so easy to get away with fraud like that as long as you are not on the record saying “i am doing this to commit fraud.” and that’s exactly what he did. can’t help but laugh
hi twin me too
Dude worried about being ugly or not completely missing the point if asking random chicks to go to ur sucluded lakehouse makes u look like a murderer or not.
FOR REAL. bro trying to get women to come back to his lake house filled with all his guy friends too 😭 like hellllllll no...
Thank you! I was thinking the same thing. The way men can be that dense and spew “nice guy/pick me” bullshit is ridiculous.
@mikastone764 literally the epitome of a man. these are the men I’m talking about whenever I’m like, “a man clearly made that” or “men😑”
Like no I am not going to your 10 million dollar mansion in the woods with you and your boys
Im like 99% sure that video was ironic
cody was clutching his pearlsss when brittany wished death on that guy. you can tell who grew up with twitter and who didnt 😭😭
lol fr the more you watch cody the more you realise how much of a normal (not chronically online) person he is
@@Amanda-zt8ethes also canadian.. less crazy 😂
@@Amanda-zt8et @trapd00rspider have you watched the podcasts with Noel or his early UA-cam content. He knows what twitter is, and had phases where he really really wanted to be twitter Tier funny. He’s just straight 🫣☺️
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That's not a brag that you think it is just sayin 🤷♂
I once got a flight schedule messed up by a tourism company, and for compensation they gave me a first class flight ticket. I had to sit down right by one of these guys and I swear I would’ve loved to throw myself out of the window. He kept trying to teach me how to invest but I barely make minimum wage. And when I told him, he said “you need to take more risks in life.” Brother can you zip it I’m trying to sleep
“If I take any risks buddy I’ll be homeless”
@@JaraelMoonsilver LMFAOOO right 😭😭
The guy with the lake house doesn't realise that it's not about how good looking he is, it's about the fact that he's a stranger inviting women to a potentially remote private residence. I'd look at him and think I was going to end up in the bottom of that lake.
I also feel like it was ploy to get girls to feel bad for him and message him to tell him he’s not ugly and want to come to the lake house. I hope the women that watched his video weren’t that dumb 😅
@@graceleonard319it’s definitely giving “come over and bring some friends for my homies” and also :,(
Sounds mad predatory
literally my first thought. any time i spend any time with someone i LIKE or have met via a dating app, every close friend of mine knows where i am and what time i plan to be home. if a stranger invited me to a lake house, i’d 100% be saying no
(not to mention the fact that if some dude i didn’t know randomly told me he had a lake house and was bragging about it, i would get the ick almost immediately. you own a lake house in this economy? grow up)
I really wish they would’ve clowned the dude who says he gets 3 days in 24 hours for saying “the same way some dude thought in a cave 300 years ago” like?? We weren’t living in caves 300 years ago 💀
Maybe it’s just a random guy that lived in a cave
Mofos in the early 1700's be living that sick cave life amirite?
He has access to more knowledge because he has more days than us. There was a guy who lived in a cave 300 years ago and this chad used his extra time to learn about him. I don't know things like that because of naps and scrolling.
CTE from junior varsity head first football will do that to people. AMERICA 🇺🇸
Omg thank you for noticing that, it's one of my pet peeves when people say something like "ugh you know in the like, the dark ages, like 200 years ago..." bc 200 years ago we were... hundreds of years already into colonial expansion.
im in tears at 29:15😭😭 hes ordering doordash and the guy is outside his apartment stealing it
That dude was never EVER going to give the waiter a million dollars. No matter what the waiter said, he'd spin it in some way to make him seem "weak minded" or whatever kind of garbage "point" he was trying to make. Definitely with Broski on that one. EDIT: They do bring this point up after the ad break. Woopsies
Guy needed a calculator.
@@Greta-e2f5n Nah, he needs a brain
If he said 1,000,000 seriously he would've probably said he was looking for a handout or something
It’s ok we out here commenting AS we watch
That's why the smart thing to do is to wait until you've watched the entire video before making a comment
as a person who works at a chipotle i can confirm we don’t give a fuck if you take an order. i hate every moment working there
Lmfao right every fast food workers hate you💀💀
😭
I work a food service job (not Chipotle) and I absolutely do care because it means I'll have to remake it when the actual paying customer comes in 😭
@@blankness8so true, but at the the same time ain’t nobody over there monitoring whose picking up shit
@@bluematter01where I work we had to move the order rack behind the counter and we have to get everyone's order individually bc there was so much stealing going on haha
If you're new here and wondering why the clip with the river guy got muted, it's probably because it was playing gangster's paradise and the video got claimed so Cody removed it
Ohh lol I was wondering ty
"a dude in a cave 300 years ago"
1724, people were known to hang in caves
ikr thats so dumb
Hes a young earth creationist, he doesn't believe in the 1700s
LMAOOOOO
The founding fathers signed that shit in a cave bruh everyone knows that, they actually just cave painted it yeah
@@LKing-ue2jl tf does he think happened between 1699 and 1800
"And that guy is Joe Biden" IM FUCKING DEAD 💀
I love her
i stg they riff off each other so well, I need to see them together more often :,)
I always knew Joe Biden was secretly an Omega male 💯
I screamed
I’m a democrat and even that made me laugh out loud
the 3 in 1 day guy is me when i’m in the psych ward in my padded cell and the staff comes to feed me breakfast
omg that happened to you too?
bro lives in the matrix
or its every guy on mind steroids
That sounded like a coke rant if I ever heard one ….
He just looks so intense about it 💀💀 scary af
Teaching children about taxes? Lame. How about we teach them dropshipping instead?
Schools with good funding have personal finance class
Some of those schools make it mandatory to have a finance class to pass. Which should be a nationwide thing if you ask me.
Are you vulnerable? Are you young? Take our bullshit alpha course
Please tell me what kid wants to watch a tax video
@@misterelephant3202Kids have to learn things they aren’t interested in all the time lol at least financial literacy is applicable in real life on an everyday basis
@@misterelephant3202 I'd rather learn financial literacy than something I'm never gonna use again like geometry
the way that guy just completely ratted himself out to the whole world telling everyone he doesn’t understand the concept of the word no. really telling that he considers someone saying “i’m not interested” as “keep pursuing me”…..consent does not exist to this man
omg yes! i didn’t even think about it like this! 😂😂😂
Yeah that was disturbing as fuck. This is how sexual assault happens...
exactly what i was thinking
type of guy whose past personal relationships - if he's had any - need to be seriously looked into imo
yes... not him trying to make a point by simply failing to understand simple semantics. like no bro, "no" is not some deeply ambiguous language to be used for your adventage. its... literally no.
The business card guy had me floored. I'm a mortgage processor so I deal with credit decisions daily. The way I was looking around with my jaw on the floor while he was divulging his highly illegal credit fraud scheme.... sent me to another world LOL. I cant.
That Was absolutely Too FUNNY 😂
I like how they are the same person Brittney is just the alpha while Cody is the omega
this is so real
So true. Kelsey is also an Alpha.
ALHPA AND OMEGA IS WILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LMAOOOO
Omg Cody Bri rebrand now please
i truly dont know how to explain why you two work so well comically but it's just perfection
Gives my life meaning
Absolutely!
this gives older cousins in the computer room watching random UA-cam videos while sitting in the only comfy chairs and on a stool behind them and my back hurts
This video has the energy of a younger brother hanging out with his older sister in the shared computer room
And I love it so much
Totally!! Me and my brother used to be like this when we were growing up.
I'm sickened by what youtube has become. The fact that Birittany can show up without wearing a shirt or any coverings at all is disgusting and frankly I expected better from Cody
You're telling me she's not just a floating head and arms? I can't see anything.
😂😂
I don’t see anything wrong with just showing up with a neck and forearms 😂 nothing risky about that
Boring joke.
this disappointment is immense 😣
the first video was WILD telling people to keep gambling is so dangerous 😭
I'm pretty sure that one had to be a joke there's just no way😭
I am the wrong target audience because I saw that video and went damn I should try that 💀
It's a known meme... lol. Been going around for a while now.
@@shavannawoon2492 So you have the same ammount of critical thinking skills as a 2 year old? Be for real.
I love how that one dude thought people were living in caves 300 years ago. What kind of warped history does this man have in his brain?
I feel like these kinda guys say this stuff ALL THE TIME and like, I know it's definitely one of the least absurd things they'll say, but still, no one ever comments on it. They'll say something like "ya know in ancient times, 500 years ago..." and I feel like my brain is just rotting. The 1500s weren't oonga boonga, hitting each other with clubs in a cave times. Girly. Bestie. I beg, please skim Wikipedia even.
his parents taught him not to pay for school bc he wouldn't get rich that way, duh
Well you have to triple it because he manipulates time. That's 900 years
@@Mimyakko fair haha but also 900 years ago was still surfing the crusades! B"tches leadin armies to fight over the holy lands from as far away as England! Marching their lil butts all the way to Jerusalem!
The thing that truly made me realize that there is an age gap between me and Cody is when he referenced a TI-83 and not an 84.
oh my fucking god LMAO RIGHT
it’s weird because i’m only 6 years younger than cody but i guess that’s enough for the calculator gap LOL
I'm definitely older than Cody but the TI-85, 86, and 92 already existed when I was in school. This isnt an age gap thing
Wait what is TI-83 and 84?
@@alicejones1984graphing calculators
i’m a server and people front ALL THE TIME about how much they’re “gonna tip” i have learned to ignore it
I can’t believe I spent 39 days of my 60 days this hour to watch this
he may not have a million dollars but i'm willing to bet the waiter can do simple math 😂
Tbh the dude in the video probably didn't have a million dollars either
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉
I’m surprised he didn’t call the waiter back over and make him do the math
It also sucks that his lesson is :don’t be like that waiter (professional and appropriate,) Be obnoxious, flip the script , speak your mind take wild chances and THAT will be rewarded!
Speaking of free chipotle - my sister worked there in high school and her location was allowed to give away 3 meals a day to unhoused people who came in and asked. Always thought that was neat.
“3rd hour of every 6th day I get testosterone injections.” Jesus, Brittany is so quick with it 😂
I just got to that part and nearly fell over she’s so quick
she's too good
as a trans man, this statement is true for me 😭😂
I don’t get it
dude, all the sigma and alpha male shit is literally just omegaverse fanfic that they’ve yassified into being toxicly masculine😭😭😭
I would pay a thousand dollars to anyone who could get all those dudes in a room and read them omegaverse fanfiction
I genuinely cannot take them seriously because I’m like “you are roleplaying irl omegaverse.” Like next they’re gonna start talking about man caves as their dens or some shit next 😭
Alpha x Sigma 100k enemies to lovers smut fanficiton
@@afrofaerieslink? XD
ShEs SpeAkiNG tHe LanGUagE oF The GoDs
This lighting look so nice on them. Random but Brit looks so gorg
The AUDACITY to open up a checkbook in front of a waiter, make it obvious you are loaded and then put them on a spot and determine their worth based on how confident they sounded.
Honestly it’s really fuckin shitty. He knew he could have changed that persons life, but he chose not to. Brit was right. It’s a power play. Toxic af
@@thedavidj1996 There's no way he would have given away $1M unless it could be used for content idc how rich he is. If the waiter said $1M, he would have still given $100 and the lesson in that case would be "don't be cocky guys, I would have given more if he was humble." He would never give $1M because the point of the content is in not giving away the $1M to teach the server a lesson. There was no winning for the server and the guy's an ass
@@thedavidj1996 Shit Brittany just made the exact same point I did above. I commented before hearing her say it
@@darkhorse381 I was about to say that 😂 I thought you missed them make that point
All while wearing a tshirt with a Doberman dog on it??? Audacious for sure
What girls would come to a lake house with a bunch of men. That's terrifying and sounds like a horror movie lmfaoo. On the other end of things, he needs to stop thinking about the materialistic side of what he can do for others, and more about who he is as a person and finding someone to share the experience of life with; a supportive person who genuinely pushes him to follow what he wants to do in life: *find happiness*
Me. But I’m no regular girl: I’m a man.
But horror movies are movies and not real life. Not everybody out there is a murderer, what if the girls know them and know they are good guys 😂
^bro, real life is actually worse than movies. You never know who to trust, and no sane woman would risk that ish with a bunch of dudes in a secluded area
@@solus8685 only way that would happen is longtime friends.
@@josip342 If the girls knew them and knew they were good guys they would have joined them in the lake house. News flash: They didn't...
"They lady and the tramp on the pencil" got me cracking up so bad 😂😂
21:11 "...just like some dude in a cave 300 years ago"
does he think society started progressing in the 1700s? 😂
That guy definitely thinks the world began with the United States 😂
Lmaooooo like homie.. it’s closer to 3 MILLION years ago.. not 300 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀 bruh
@@LivLovesDance8D i assume this is exaggerated for joking purposes, but this is equally completely off base. Early homo sapiens evolved around 200,000-300,000 while the modern homo sapiens evolved around 50,000 years ago. Sorry just had to jump in but im sure you already know
They mentioned specifically when human CIVILISATION began, the earliest civilisations where not that long ago, most agree 6,000 years ago is when civilisation began in various places.
Why are you assuming he was referring to the 1700s? We've already established these dipshits can't do math 😂
The scary thing about the SIgma discourse is the lone wolf aspect.
“Guys you need to isolate yourselves from your close friends and family as they’re gonna hold you back. They might also try to tell you that you’re believing in a fantasy but don’t believe them. But it’s also really important that you definitely still listen to me and buy my course”
Cult behavior. Isolate the victim from family and friends so that they can't doubt any of the indoctrination
Men will do all this just to not accept that they’re a Virgo 😪
Not surprisingly that's also what cults do
Thats literally one of the main things that cults do, omg
That's a guide to be a Ted K wannabe, indeed.
These dudes are a prime example of why bullying is okay sometimes
If he said $50,000 for a tip he wouldn’t have done it. Even $10,000 or $1,000 I guarantee he wouldn’t have done it
I agree. What a dickhead.
I work at a hotel and if a guest said "I would have given you a million dollars but you were too polite so... too bad! Must suck to be you right now! 😜
ya they said that in the video lol
@@mikejones2405 do you never make comments before the video has ended?
fr he would’ve twisted it somehow
exactly, greedy people don't usually just give that much money away
“If I made 400k a year I would be embarrassed” just as a passionate stand-alone quote is so hilarious lmao, me making 28k a year as a preschool teacher in Arkansas
god damn and i thought i had it bad
I feel like, genuinely, that teachers are really important in this day and age. More than ever before. Post-covid has absolutely mauled a lot of these kids and their morals so thankyou for being there to pick up the pieces.
Thank you for your service❤
From Arkansas too!
Nooooo, the river bank bit got muted 🥲
The Slave take (crazy statement by the way) was absolutely WILD! Also the guy who's against taking your girlfriends dog for a walk is so weird! Dogs need to go on walks, its good to walk outside I'm shaking with laughter!
also the way he said it could be interpreted very differently…
Right! It’s so specific lol I don’t know he use to hate walking his girlfriend dog 🤣
The fool clearly doesn't care about animals.
Having a partner, having a pet and taking a walk are all great for your mental health. Which greatly affects your energy, job performance and overall satisfaction. You aren't magically gonna make more money because you spent 20 minutes more on your _hustling._ Taking a break can actually help with concentration and problem solving. That "grindset" is just bleak, ineffective and simple-minded.
Also, thinking that picking up a dog's poop makes you less of a manly alpha is so childish. How insecure can you be??
He's literally the same guy who said he has multiple children around the world ,and says he sees to their needs...bruhhh you're literally continents away from your children,what are you teaching your children? Cause your absent...like these idiots with money I swear ,need a reality check
26:10 The guy trying to sell the pencil went to my high school, he now runs a life insurance scam with the other dude in the video.... lit
they are all running some sort of scams
That’s awesome! Not.
Thanks for letting us know about their worm behavior
WHAT lmao that’s wild
Standard practice for these types. They rarely contribute to society, hence why they need to make videos like this to convince people they're geniuses. If they actually were as smart as they made out they would make money in ways that doesn't essentially involve scamming people.
13:59 the fact the audio got cut is so sad😭😭😭
Yeah wtf happened? That clip was hilariously delusional
I'm guessing they reached out embarrassed?
@@claire___it’s probably because the backing song was a gangster’s paradise remix or whatever
The guy describing “not” as an adjective is WILD 😂😂😂
RIGHT?? i thought i was going crazy when he said that
Like, the people who do crimes and then share it as a lifehack online. If youre doing a crime you arent supposed to tell everyone.
They've legit been a bunch of arrest made where most of the evidence were confession on social media. Some people are just really dumb. They will value clout and money over everything.
It's honestly hilarious how content-pilled some people are that they will film themselves either doing or admitting to a crime without a second thought.
The Andrew Tate effect lmao
Watching Brittany and Cody interact is like watching two middle schoolers cracking jokes at the back of the classroom (in the best way possible)
COdy pls never stop doing reaction videos, they're perfect to eat and watch. It's one of the many things that brings me pure joy in this world
u wanna eat and watch them? 😦
u eat reaction videos??
Im literally eating while writing this comment
@@user34445how do they taste
Yes
HELL YEAH HANDS OFF THE WHEEL LOCKED IN
Real
FULLY BLINDFOLDED GOING 150 DOWN THE HIGHWAY
Feet on the dash, drink in hand, surround sound, windows up, seat reclined
28:13 im sorry this man has NO idea what he is talking about... DIAL SOAP?? FOR DISHES ??? man has never cooked a day in his life smh🤦♀️
REAL
"sell me this pen" is literally from Wolf of wall street and that guy was acting like that he came up with it 🤣🤣🤣
It's funny how the actual guy that the movie wolf of wall street is based on, appears in this video too😭 (the clip of the two guys talking about levels of interest, he was the older guy )
sell me this pen has been around for decades and decades before the wolf of wall street lol
@@amberleaf339 sorry I haven’t been alive that long
@@amberleaf339Pretty sure the guys in the video were doing it BECAUSE it was in The Wolf of Wall Street though. They’re the type of people who think Jordan Belfort was a saint.
@@saliv88 jordan bellfart
That tip guy thinking he’s teaching some kind of lesson?? Wtf?!? What is he yapping about
He's cosplaying a smart and rich bro.
21:37 • something about him saying “you’re toast” so earnestly is KILLING ME ,,,,
LIKE BRO IM T O A S T ??????!!!!! 😰😰😰😰😰😰 HAHAHWHEHWHSJANAJ IDK MAN ITS JUST FUNNY 2 ME
19:53 local man discovers he needs to be more than rich to impress women and he actually needs a personality and not to come across as a creep.
Also the idea of him, a stranger to these women, inviting them to a remote location, if that doesn't scream "You're gonna get kidnapped!" regardless of whether or not it's true then I don't know what does
@@azurehorizon6097yeah like that’s the exact situation where if a woman did go, and she was attacked, she would get blamed for going to a cabin with a bunch of weird dudes
“If you want to make more money, buy a new car” is crazyyy 😂
Yeah let's pretend depreciation isn't a thing 😂
@@AdamOBrien29 Let's pretend I can afford a new car.
@@AdamOBrien29 Let's pretend I can afford food next month
@@AdamOBrien29it’s even stupider than that he’s buying it so the bills can rack up and motivate him to work harder 🤣😅 he doesn’t care about the car he only wants to always be in the red
The "hilarious" part is that if he just left out the new car part, he wouldn't be totally wrong. There's only so much you can cut expenses while maintaining morale for a long period of time. Psychologically it's much easier if somehow you can increase your income.
But the way you do that is not getting a new car to scare you into grinding.
All these sales “gurus” crack me up lol my husband used to do HVAC sales and dudes who tried selling like that usually just got kicked off people’s properties because nobody wants to be spoken to that way. Actual sales classes are all about building rapport, which requires being a friendly person.
Also, simply river knowledge. The river bank don’t control the water it is absolutely the opposite. Water cut through almost everything eventually
Lol I didn't even consider this and it makes it even funnier
He just heard the word bank, curious what he would say if he found out planes can bank as well.
he reminds me of those Tik Tok conspiracy theory freaks who seem to have just discovered the concepts of synonyms and homographs
how many men in this next generation are gonna be in prison with all of this money scamming stuff😭😭
they won’t be in prison they’ll just be homeless. they don’t actually make money from that lol
the homeless rate will go way up
Lot of men and women were defrauding the ppp loans few years ago so probably a lot.
@@mikejones2405 at least some of them (hopefully more than a handful) _will_ be in prison because of the women they'll have r4p3d, though, thanks to these guys "teaching" them that consent isn't a thing that needs to be respected
Noel and Brittany, please bring them more. This is a gem
At this point, I'm starting to believe being a finance bro is just blatantly admitting to committing fraud and telling other people to do it too
i would not be shocked if i saw them start making tax fraud tutorials
it’s the same guys that make mafia povs too
They’re the male versions of MLM girls. They remind me so much of the Lularoe livestreams, desperately flogging their shitty leggings and bragging about being self employed
If it’s a finance bro without a degree then yes
God I love her. She's not afraid to say what we're all thinking.
she is the most unfunny and just uses sexual jokes too much, she has the humor of a 14 year old boy
Our fearless leader
22:49 i love that gen z has discovered credit fraud and other white collar crimes and is posting about it on tiktok like they invented it lol
The Christopher Columbus generation
What woman in their right mind would put themself in a situation where they're completely alone by a LAKE with a bunch of strange men
23:24 Imagining him kicking his little footsies under the floaty while talking about finance BS is sending me
a therapist would have a field day with the waiter hazer. like calm down sir, your fragile ego is showing 😭🤣
Bros! Here’s how to buy a $100,000 Rolex: commit Tax fraud 😍🤑💸
i don’t think you know what tax evasion is lol i know this is a joke but it doesn’t make any sense because tax evasion doesn’t make you money lol good try though? idk
@@mikejones2405you know he meant credit card fraud you nerd lmao
@@mikejones2405man youre weird
@@mikejones2405not the double lol and "good try tho idk" 😭😭 babes could you not be more awkward
i think the word for it is fraud? but yeah, i’m sure they could get him on tax evasion too bc lets be real, he doesn’t do his taxes.😅 also, tho, this reminds of a John Mulaney joke. once, when he was still on crack, he bought a rolex with a credit card & then pawned it for cash right after for crack lol
28:00 This what I'm saying! Cooking food is a waste of time! Stop cooking, play video games. Skip lunch, skip dinner. Play until 3am. Uber eats McDonalds. Pass out at 5am. Your life will TRANSFORM!
Unironically me when I’m depressed😭
That's so me-core lowkey
Oh Gosh, I did this two days ago. LOL. To the T.
so me core
you get me!!
At this point I’m going to make UA-cam shorts spreading misinformation with cool ass music bcs some of these dudes make bank with that💀
For real
men will go to their parent's 10 million dollar lakehouse mansion instead of going to therapy 😔
as a doordash driver i would definitely give him the food tf am i supposed to do check id's?🤣
Are u not supposed to ask for their name
@@Sarah-vi3nwno lmao
I'm a contractor and I can't stop looking at Cody's room what is happening here OSB Sheathing Walls a Purple Exposed Rafter Ceiling and that ugly Blue Carpet let me come help you out bro...
It defies all logic
dont forget he tread the dog poop in too..! Im finding it fun to see what he’ll do next
"Sell me this pencil" ... No, this is my pencil now. I go on podcasts to get free pencils. I have many pencils now.
23:00 not that dude promoting literally fraud and embezzlement holy shit
youd be surprised at the amount of ppl who do that lol
g shyt you wouldn't understand
i've been watching this video once a day ever since it has come out. their chemistry is so real, i'm OBSESSED
"My question was simple"
Dude you can't do simple math please 😂
No, MY question is simple….what is 1M - 100?
@@KaylaK9LMAO Fr
"people in nice buildings eat food" I spit at my screen
like do other people not eat food?? 😭
Zenzenzense!
Brittany not knowing what a bussy is but kody does is so funny 18:13
WAIT YES LMAO
knowing does not equal interest btw 😭 by definition, you have to WANT to know something in order to be interested in it, just knowing a small bit of information on the subject doesn’t automatically mean that you’re interested in it.
Yeah that was such a weird take, even without the obvious alarm bells ringing in regards to consent lol. 0 interest doesn't mean there is a level of interest, it means an absence of it.
Also, the guy called "not" an adjective lol.
@@ajeenius7437 it was not being an adjective that was more frustrating to me lmao 😭
If interest is water, and the level of water in a glass is 0 it is no longer a glass of water, the absence of anything is nothing.
While I agree, what the idiot tried to say is being aware of something is closer to wanting it, even when you don't want it. I can advertise you something you don't want, you might not want it right now, but in the future you know where to find it.
@chrism45 you speak “idiot”?❤❤❤
I love brittany so much, she exudes confidence and is so funny
The fact the movie Wall of Wall Street is the Bible to frat type dudes is scary. Good movie but he literally did crime then paid the time.
all while high on coke❤🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻
@@samanthapetersen1587 and that’s not something to aspire to
The movie is also making fun of these types of frat bros…but these guys have no media literacy.
im deadddd. my ex just dumped me and one of the multiple reasons he listed for leaving me was he didnt wanna have to take the dogs out anymore when he came over even tho he would go and tell other people he had pet dogs lmao
Dogs are better than the ex. Hope you’re okay!
Just got dumped too! Hope you find someone else who loves your dogs and you
I won't date or marry a dog owner for this reason. I don't want to walk a dog or pick up its poo. If we have kids, a dog or multiple dogs creates so much extra work.
You dodged a major bullet
What a douche rocket..stay strong my girl
Brittany and Cody give off such sibling energy and I am here for it.
YES KOSKI NATION
KOSKI DUAL CITIZENSHIP
Watching Cody & Britt is like watching 2 chaotically wholesome friends
10:47 please stop taking the to go orders i can’t keep remaking burrito bowls
"seriously guys don't pay your bills"
"Do not pay them back, no repercussions"
im crying laughing yall are my fave duo in the world especially the millenial/gen z collision with brittany straight up being saying she hopes this guy dies and cody being like WOAH
35:53 This dude saying 400k isnt enough is wild. How excessive of life do you need to live to whole heartedly preach that 400k a year isnt enough money.
Brittany's laugh is genuinely so contagious... I love these colabs so much
when Cody said "60 days in one hour" I almost choked on my ajvar and mayo spread all the way in eastern Croatia
I about choked on my pizza in the Midwest USA at the “lady and tramp the pencil” comment 😂
Ikr I nearly catapulted from my bed in The Netherlands (North Holland)
Hello I'm Macedonian Canadian eating ajvar in Canada XD
why are we literally telling each other what we’re eating & where we live?😂
@@samanthapetersen1587 for me it was because me and the other commenter were both eating ajvar 😂
I literally love this duo. I need this weekly.