You Can't Beat Tom Cruise At ANYTHING 😂 Miles Teller's Side Effect from The Jets Of Top Gun Maverick

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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024

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  • @avb19d6
    @avb19d6 Рік тому +3671

    Most Tom Cruise answer I could ever hear

    • @georgebush6002
      @georgebush6002 Рік тому +17

      Yes, most Tom Cruise answer...most Tom Cruise response is for him to say nothing and just start running.

    • @MrSpazzTv
      @MrSpazzTv 28 днів тому

      ​@@georgebush6002lmao

  • @Leviathanman0209
    @Leviathanman0209 Рік тому +11738

    Tom Cruise was waited to say that

  • @JMAN_
    @JMAN_ Рік тому +3135

    I just imagine Danger Zone playing after that whole exchange

    • @DaddyDumptruckDeluxe
      @DaddyDumptruckDeluxe Рік тому +1

      Bot

    • @JMAN_
      @JMAN_ Рік тому +16

      ​@@DaddyDumptruckDeluxehuh?

    • @gountzas
      @gountzas Рік тому +14

      Danger Zone playing in the background everytime Tom Cruise makes a statement has the same energy with Still Dre for Snoop

    • @RealBono
      @RealBono Рік тому +2

      @@JMAN_He can’t tell the difference between robots and humans anymore, it’s been a very difficult decade for him so far.

    • @cl8623
      @cl8623 Рік тому +3

      As Tom turns smiling, then flings his bomber jacket over his shoulder and puts on his aviators!

  • @Plotamor
    @Plotamor Рік тому +1249

    When you deliver a badass line and get an equally badass response.

    • @1014p
      @1014p Рік тому +3

      Except one can prove its true while the other can not.

    • @jaycho6747
      @jaycho6747 11 місяців тому +5

      That’s why he’s team leader. 😂

  • @SophiaAphrodite
    @SophiaAphrodite Рік тому +493

    Imagine how many years Tom sat on that line.

    • @spr1ngcactu5
      @spr1ngcactu5 2 місяці тому +4

      Imagine how many lines he still has

  • @mdh1775
    @mdh1775 Рік тому +57

    Miles is a very underrated actor. I see him doing great things and upcoming years and I hope he learns from some of the best in the business.

  • @George.Coleman
    @George.Coleman Рік тому +177

    "That's impossible"
    "No Tom, this is Top Gun"

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 Місяць тому

      Fantastic comment!

    • @EDougie
      @EDougie 11 днів тому +1

      You just Tom Cruise{d} that reply!

  • @Stevie8654
    @Stevie8654 Рік тому +7752

    Modern interviewers are so awful. It’s just “Hey! Say that thing you said in all the other interviews.”

    • @404killer
      @404killer Рік тому +93

      indeed

    • @R__K
      @R__K Рік тому

      Its been that way for past 20 years or so unfortunately.
      Even in the news for how interviews are conducted... it's just stupid and lazy. Not even "interviewing" since that requires Q&A. Most just go: "Talk about when happened..."
      Shit, formulate an actual fuckin question already. 🤬🤦‍♂️

    • @seaninness334
      @seaninness334 Рік тому +164

      Contractually demanded by Tom Cruise.

    • @njldst2007
      @njldst2007 Рік тому +9

      @@seaninness334 Lol what??

    • @seaninness334
      @seaninness334 Рік тому +175

      @@njldst2007 I used to work in the industry and even encountered Cruise once. He is a tiny guy. You would laugh in his face for saying, " I was born with jet fuel in my veins." It's a ludicrously crafted story to pump up his ego. It's all part of the hype for the movie and I wouldn't be surprised if it was a line item in Tellers contract to repeat a story like that during the press tour.

  • @highrider9168
    @highrider9168 Рік тому +897

    "your medical condition is not service related" - the VA hospital

    • @deep5468
      @deep5468 Рік тому +5

      Hahaha. Good one

    • @wowwow3576
      @wowwow3576 Рік тому +16

      ​@@deep5468 I assure you no joke was told

    • @Yokoway
      @Yokoway Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nate654
      @nate654 Рік тому +7

      Just had this scenario with sleep apenia. "while you're sleep issues started during service and you sought treatment, it's been 8 years and therefore not service connected".

    • @j71046
      @j71046 Рік тому +1

      Your *😁

  • @LuckyNemo03
    @LuckyNemo03 Рік тому +223

    Charlie sheen: I got tiger blood.
    Tom cruise: I got jet fuel blood.

  • @granknight
    @granknight Рік тому +819

    Should probably get another safety guy 😅

    • @Mandingparty
      @Mandingparty Рік тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @AOMartialArts
      @AOMartialArts Рік тому +36

      😂😂
      "The safety guy said you can't do that."
      "So he got another safety guy."

    • @TheDylls
      @TheDylls Рік тому +2

      Should be top comment lmao

    • @alisonsa9725
      @alisonsa9725 Рік тому +2

      Good point,,,

    • @vision1167
      @vision1167 10 місяців тому

      Safety guys never do their jobs just be getting more Safety guys

  • @Huhgundai399
    @Huhgundai399 Рік тому +23

    “I told you that in private, Seth.” .*makes sure to check watch, just as rehearsed.*

    • @notsogreen
      @notsogreen Рік тому

      Those late night talk shows were all scripted

  • @milton7763
    @milton7763 Рік тому +89

    😂😂😂 Tom is definitely the funniest sociopath in Hollywood

  • @chrisnorris1379
    @chrisnorris1379 Рік тому +21

    Then tom turns and walks away and everything behind him explodes as he puts his sunglasses on 😂

  • @kevinquinn7645
    @kevinquinn7645 4 місяці тому +18

    Kid, my tinnitus plays Danger Zone.

  • @330newsandmediagroup7
    @330newsandmediagroup7 Рік тому +393

    "Yeah I was born with it kid."

  • @anantmalik
    @anantmalik Рік тому +2457

    Jet fuel in my blood is a badass line by the way ... 😮😊
    Edit: Thank you for 2000 likes my friends. :)
    Edit 2: Just because I thank people does not mean that I should be gay. :)

    • @anonymoususer19
      @anonymoususer19 Рік тому +16

      Yeah I think everyone got that one thanks for filling us in

    • @bill-or-somthingbill4390
      @bill-or-somthingbill4390 Рік тому +1

      Who is this the VA?

    • @santouchesantouche2873
      @santouchesantouche2873 Рік тому

      why?

    • @bmx13andit52
      @bmx13andit52 Рік тому +8

      The fact you feel the need to thank people for likes is just sad the fact you think those likes are your friends is even sadder. Did no one teach you online stranger danger

    • @anantmalik
      @anantmalik Рік тому +4

      @@bmx13andit52 It is called courtesy. :)

  • @1979-Mr.A
    @1979-Mr.A Рік тому +278

    Not something to joke about, I was Fuels in USAF, I have severe nerve damage from exposure to JP8 +100 which was a trade secret additive to JP8. I've jot worked a day since I was 32 and yeah life sucks.

    • @calebwinkler4369
      @calebwinkler4369 Рік тому +36

      Sorry that happened man thank you for your service but be a victor not a victim!

    • @Artlover688
      @Artlover688 Рік тому

      Thank you for your service 1979. Don’t listen to this douche bag keep pushing thank you for your service and just know there are people in this country. I appreciate you and your sacrifices.

    • @thezestypatriot8513
      @thezestypatriot8513 Рік тому +6

      Hmm. How long did the effects take to show? Ive been covered in JP8 many-a times

    • @1979-Mr.A
      @1979-Mr.A Рік тому +20

      @@thezestypatriot8513 my base used the Trade Secret additive +100 that had o entry in the MSDS other then to says Trade Secret. Who knows what was in it

    • @ignorantlyspeaking
      @ignorantlyspeaking Рік тому +27

      First off, thank you for your service. I am sure that doesn't mean much, but I'd rather say it than think it and not say it.
      The more serious it is, the more reason there is to joke about it.
      If you feel bad about your situation it sucks... the least you can get out of a bad situation is a good laugh. I hope you find some way to use your circumstance to benefit you.

  • @naturemadehippy
    @naturemadehippy Рік тому +9

    Tom cruise actually poisoned him just to say this line

  • @FMD023
    @FMD023 Рік тому +19

    Mic drop Forsure lmao. Miles should have known better 😂

  • @MrFrank9025
    @MrFrank9025 Рік тому +15

    Tom is a truly nice guy not only as an actor but also as an director, producer. You have to know the behind story of Chinese money & Top gun Maverick. Tom made a very hard decision as a film producer and rejected a large investment from China.

    • @cindye5285
      @cindye5285 11 місяців тому +1

      I thought it made him sound like the jealous douche bag he seems to be. Had to one up the joke Mile's made over a serious medical reaction. Typical narcissist response. It's all about him.

  • @demonface_ebx
    @demonface_ebx Рік тому +1

    *tiny tom cruise* “MY WHOLE LIFE IS STUNTS”

  • @_cloudface_
    @_cloudface_ Рік тому +2

    "..and everyone in the restaurant stood up and applauded.."

  • @ARANVA
    @ARANVA Рік тому +1

    Dude it took me so long to realize this is the guy who plays the mc in whiplash XD

  • @victoria.4321
    @victoria.4321 6 днів тому

    “Born that way” 😂

  • @jenniferlynn2108
    @jenniferlynn2108 Рік тому +174

    It’s a “bad a$$” line but in reality the crap he had in his blood harmed him. His body reacted to all the toxins and poisons in his blood. Could have been a lot worse. Flame retardant and jet fuel in the blood is pretty serious stuff. Makes people sick af. Glad he’s ok.

    • @James_Edward59
      @James_Edward59 Рік тому +7

      How does it actually get inside the blood?

    • @lauryngibson1871
      @lauryngibson1871 Рік тому +15

      ​@@James_Edward59i woukd guess from skin & sweat absorbtion?? it would be a negligible amount, but it was very obviously an allergen that was harmful.

    • @Missalissalissa
      @Missalissalissa Рік тому

      ​@@James_Edward59JP-8 is absorbed through skin. It's horrible stuff. For example, it can cause hearing loss by damaging the auditory processing functionality of your brain.

    • @johndiddilyjoe6258
      @johndiddilyjoe6258 Рік тому +17

      Really?! I thought jet fuel in your blood made you run faster

    • @pheniciak.8711
      @pheniciak.8711 Рік тому +2

      ​@@johndiddilyjoe6258😂

  • @dragonsofthesky7459
    @dragonsofthesky7459 4 місяці тому +6

    Best quote ever, "Yeah, I was born with it kid!" 😅😅😅

  • @tabadaantonjoshuam.5252
    @tabadaantonjoshuam.5252 Рік тому +94

    Can't out-cool tom cruise

  • @denver5093
    @denver5093 Рік тому +15

    Normal Tom Cruise behavior

  • @JFredric
    @JFredric Рік тому +1

    Put on high heels & you just beat Tom cruise 😂🎉❤

  • @tannerkern419
    @tannerkern419 Місяць тому

    You just know Tom was waiting to say that

  • @Aragollum
    @Aragollum Місяць тому

    Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good!
    Except it's Maverick and Baby Goose.

  • @what_s_that_question_mark
    @what_s_that_question_mark Рік тому +3

    If you watch Tapps, you know Cruise was real in his answer...

  • @berserker1363
    @berserker1363 11 місяців тому +1

    Time cruise: I'm taking souls , u watching David

  • @itsajahthing
    @itsajahthing Рік тому

    I was waiting to see the progress in this darling actor's career since the movie 'Rabbit Hole.' So glad to see him in 'Maverick.'

  • @Craig_Narramoore
    @Craig_Narramoore Рік тому

    Tom has the best comedy timing.

  • @HeavyMetalCowboy90
    @HeavyMetalCowboy90 Рік тому +8

    I like how he looks down while quoting Tom, when we all know Tom was looking up.

  • @Georgiefilm
    @Georgiefilm 2 місяці тому

    "My blood type is AB-negative it's very rare what's your blood type?"
    Tom: jet fuel+.

  • @LeonardoLopez-hx2he
    @LeonardoLopez-hx2he Рік тому +1

    My face the entire time “😐”

  • @ankushdwivedi8061
    @ankushdwivedi8061 Рік тому +1

    imagine if this story was told by Matt Demon 😂

  • @sampsonlittle7368
    @sampsonlittle7368 Рік тому +1

    You definitely can’t beat Tom Cruise at running. He deserves an academy award for just his running in his films.

  • @Baseballisbest67
    @Baseballisbest67 Рік тому

    Except HUMILITY someone can beat him at that

  • @herbankidd
    @herbankidd Рік тому +1

    It’s amazing how this actor has a serious acting career

  • @leemontgomery7914
    @leemontgomery7914 2 місяці тому

    Having Tom Cruise to say that to you makes you even more famous.

  • @haaa911
    @haaa911 Рік тому

    Tom Cruise is such a stud

  • @QuatschAlder
    @QuatschAlder Рік тому

    I just died from laughing ^^

  • @mike15.
    @mike15. Рік тому

    Tom waited his whole life to say that line 😂

  • @MATIK000
    @MATIK000 Рік тому

    Tom Cruise was a kid when you say my father can jump 10ft and Tom was like my can jump to the moon

  • @dougf1249
    @dougf1249 Рік тому

    Man what a comeback
    Hahaha

  • @nashyvan6667
    @nashyvan6667 7 днів тому

    I would tell him "u don't got a blood test bro"

  • @imposter0shadow
    @imposter0shadow Рік тому

    When you waited your whole life to deliver a badass one liner only to be outdone with a better one

  • @paulbernard2785
    @paulbernard2785 Рік тому +6

    Lol... awesome comeback from Tom Cruise😂

  • @shefandben
    @shefandben Рік тому +9

    Amazing. Comes back next day “I’ve got jet fuel in my blood.”
    “Tell me about it.” 😅
    Like HOW TF did it happen though?!?! Why does no one explain how it happened?! 💀

    • @JaredLetoSelfSuck
      @JaredLetoSelfSuck Рік тому +1

      Probably skin contact. Sweating/getting into your pores. Your body absorbs chemicals through your pores pretty easily.

  • @ElenaGoyman
    @ElenaGoyman 8 днів тому

    The film like every day

  • @DanielDanielsen
    @DanielDanielsen Рік тому

    Tom Cruise is such a badaxx XD..

  • @Djm8520
    @Djm8520 11 місяців тому

    Notice Cruise didn’t care enough to find out immediately. Next day, casually, was good enough.

  • @samchristie3288
    @samchristie3288 Рік тому

    He was the human torch after all

  • @wstoftimegaming
    @wstoftimegaming Рік тому

    Tom cruise injected him in his sleep just to respond like that

  • @jsj31313jj
    @jsj31313jj Місяць тому

    I told you that in private Seth 😂😂😂

  • @LesscoBranden
    @LesscoBranden Рік тому +15

    The fake questions that already are rehearsed and given to the guest and then pretend it’s real and genuine has ruined talks shows more and more.
    It’s annoying at this point with anyone with half a brain

    • @sulusu4812
      @sulusu4812 Рік тому

      Sounds good- then don't watch dear

    • @kohakuspirit
      @kohakuspirit Рік тому +1

      never realized it was fake until you pointed it out. Don’t think I can look at talk shows the same anymore after this lol

    • @notsogreen
      @notsogreen Рік тому

      Agree he couldn't wait for Seth to ask the question.

  • @biglocc2209
    @biglocc2209 13 днів тому

    Tom cruise is just a G😂

  • @dawghe
    @dawghe Рік тому

    After days of spiking his drinks with jetfuel. Tom was able to get hi to say it so he can respond even cooler

  • @officialBelacsMemes
    @officialBelacsMemes Рік тому

    NOW I know what it takes to roll wit tomithy cruise

  • @richardward2469
    @richardward2469 11 місяців тому

    Tom Cruise is only an actor.❤️

  • @mikelong3460
    @mikelong3460 Рік тому

    He probably said "thats from xenu kid. Praise ron L Hubbard". Or something like that i imagine

  • @Calvertron
    @Calvertron Рік тому

    This is why I always loved Craig Ferguson, every other late night talk show host just sets up the same crap we've heard a thousand times. Craig would actually just sit there and riff with the guest, It was amazing.

  • @willpruitt7211
    @willpruitt7211 Рік тому

    Lookin like Bill Murray

  • @themegawarrior45
    @themegawarrior45 Рік тому

    Tom thought Miles was asking him if he had jet fuel in his blood.. therefore his answer:

  • @manuelalvarenga5365
    @manuelalvarenga5365 Рік тому

    No one caught the fact that, he was disappointed that the host revealed a private conversation to get views but he still answered professionally, reason why you could never trust no one

  • @jaystalks
    @jaystalks Рік тому

    Plot twist tom laced his food with jet fuel to make that joke

  • @DrWatson4
    @DrWatson4 11 місяців тому +1

    Tom probably injected himself willingly with it for a medical stunt so he could go even further beyond 😂😂

  • @N3zukoooo
    @N3zukoooo Рік тому +12

    Tom's hilarious 😂

    • @Arto343434
      @Arto343434 Рік тому

      Yeah, basically like, “first time?”

  • @nobodysbusinezz
    @nobodysbusinezz Рік тому

    that is pretty hard

  • @dianerosegrecoallen4935
    @dianerosegrecoallen4935 Рік тому

    my son gets hives all the time: can be due to adrenaline rush or adrenal/kidney, liver, and hormone issues related to toxicity can look like that, yeast die off also can occur with changes in altitude #toxicfuel #bloodalcohols #sugaralcohols #jetfuel

  • @floridaman6643
    @floridaman6643 Рік тому

    Real casual way to laugh the health hazards of flying jets.

  • @codybrown1826
    @codybrown1826 Рік тому

    Love him or hate him, Tom Cruise is the best in the business 👌🏼.

  • @YouTube_Hindi_Official
    @YouTube_Hindi_Official Рік тому

    Tom paid that doctor to give that report so he can deliver that dialogue

  • @thejesstr
    @thejesstr Рік тому

    Tell me about it, a “shower” at the end of the night shift during a DTA because my dumbass locks the port is the only way to live!

  • @lamarsmith5971
    @lamarsmith5971 Рік тому +17

    Every action star wishes he was Tom Cruise.

  • @AprilParlor
    @AprilParlor 6 днів тому

    Sounds like the respirators were connected wrong

  • @timbo2552
    @timbo2552 Рік тому

    Never tell a talk show host "something in private"

  • @edwardfiorvante6123
    @edwardfiorvante6123 10 місяців тому

    Seth is the master of comedy! This just shows that comedy is only funny when nothing in life is! Thank you Seth! This was hysterical but not in a good way!

  • @David-fu4vi
    @David-fu4vi 10 місяців тому

    There is no blood in Tom Cruise's veins!
    IT'S ALL ADRENALINE!!!!!!!!

  • @SergioMendoza760
    @SergioMendoza760 11 місяців тому

    Tom cruise is always himself gotta give him that lol. That’s a pretty cool response tho tbh I’m sure he’d been waiting to say that.

  • @MazzoTactical
    @MazzoTactical Рік тому +1

    “You get used to it after a while.” Would have been better but ight

  • @MasonGoodwin-es4cp
    @MasonGoodwin-es4cp Рік тому

    Yea… that’s the coolest thing ever heard

  • @stlchucko
    @stlchucko Рік тому +1

    If Tom Cruise was cast in the movie Crossroads, he’d say that he’s a better guitar player than Steve Vai

  • @mockingbird195
    @mockingbird195 Рік тому

    Take a shot every time he says "like"

  • @janiemorgan487
    @janiemorgan487 Рік тому +1

    Tell tom cruise I said hey

  • @rgbgrandslasher1150
    @rgbgrandslasher1150 Рік тому

    Welcome to being a crew chief in the airforce

  • @AidanKroncke
    @AidanKroncke Рік тому

    yo it’s the baseball player from project x

  • @22jdawgjb
    @22jdawgjb Рік тому

    Tom cruise was actually the doctor that did the blood work, he had rehearsed that like many times before miles even told him 🔥

  • @richardbrettrmt
    @richardbrettrmt Рік тому

    Is just me or does Seth Meyers look like one of the goblins from Gringott’s Bank at the start of this clip?

  • @maxtaylor1026
    @maxtaylor1026 Рік тому +1

    Supposed to wash those flight suits before you wear them.

  • @A_Qwynide
    @A_Qwynide Рік тому

    As someone apart of the 2016 USS Boxer crew - jetfuel poisoning sucks

  • @blueheat7
    @blueheat7 День тому

    I thought Tom was going to say something about having the need for speed

  • @PeterBollen-dp8wi
    @PeterBollen-dp8wi 3 місяці тому +1

    The best movie ever en ever olwees en olwees ze hé!!!

  • @colinbooth531
    @colinbooth531 Рік тому

    And then He was beamed up to become Thetan God of War.

  • @axman5296
    @axman5296 Рік тому +1

    Q: Is this clip gonna gonna have much Teller in it? A: Miles

  • @garretteastin139
    @garretteastin139 Рік тому

    That’s the Navy for you lol. Leave it to them to somehow sneak jet fuel where it’s not supposed to be