@mrpurply Yeah, I also feel that "pressure" when near things. At least for me, it works better if there is at least some ambient noise. Also played with the "active sonar" for fun. Cool how some people and use both to do things like skateboard or ride a bike.
Lol, even without context on "Ren" its incredibly funny, especially how the robot been actually reacting to a treat of being disassembled in a spooky way
11:55 Theory: because humans' evolutionary ancestors, the great apes of africa, didn't have fire when they were still arboreal, but most definitely still made primative tools, and nests from leaves and branches, as evidenced by even the least intelligent species of great ape doing so. The lack of fire meant that they sometimes had to make nests or groom bugs off of each others' backs while in the dark. Perhaps the grooming and nest making built this skill up over millenia, greater amplified by early humans' improved tool making and use.
Text: "She started, speaking/ with a Spanish accent" narrator: I'm not going to try that. Honestly for the best. You only got the accents you know on hand.
So many references to other experiments, now i want to hear them all. I also pictured her head snapping in the dark to a vague sound like a horror movie, brilliant. Is this a series or a one off?
It is her only interaction point with her captors. She is using psychological and also asymmetric theories to survive. As would any well brought up lady.
One thing that I think would make for a good humans are space orcs entry would be how humans technically have a MASSIVE blind spot right in front of their eyes. We just don't perceive it as our brains literally piece together and just imagine what is supposed to be there. And our brains are pretty good at that job too.
it seems like aliens keep using kidnapped humans for this when they could probably just find volunteers with the same amount of effort that they would spend repairing/reinforcing/preparing the damage done by unwilling human test subjects.
Interesting fact about human biology. The nerves in our hands and very similar to the nerves in our mouths in many ways, but most especially in how they allow us to gauge different properties any given material we are currently holding. One way we can see the comparison is to pick a random object in your vicinity that isn’t edible, then imagine how it would taste. You’ll get the same response as if you physically touched the object first or actually put it in our mouths. For most species, the mouth is the only dextrose area that can give information about their environment, and thus our mouths are actually extremely sensitive to texture, temperature, makeup, etc. As we developed more complex tools use we transferred that trait to our hands, and through our complex and deep social structure turned interactions via hand into ways to communicate intent and general mood non verbally. The pat on the back is a long reigning descendant of the types of gestures our pre fire ancestors used to communicate any number of things.
Nineteen nineties cartoons were bad? Holy crap, in the eighties they worried that children entertainment might have negitive effects on a child. Most of the cartoons consisted of someone being tortured, and then being killed. Tom and Jerry cartoons consisted of, Tom the cat being smashed, bashed, or boiled alive, then sometimes dying, and going to Hell. Eyes being knocked out, and animals being slaughtered. Often, cartoon character were thieves, and fought with the police. There was a cartoon called Heckly and Jeckle, that had two crows, that just broke the law, and tortured police. They changed the store line, but those stories sucked. Popeye cartoons consisted of Popeye fighting a man who tried to rape Olive Oil in every cartoon. The best part, Olive beat the crap out the rapist. She just needed Poyeye to beat the Brutus half to death. In the eighties, cartoons became watered down crap. People grew up talking about the Punky Bruster episode that gave them life time nightmare. Damn, Olive Oil was a single mom, and she beat the crap out her rapist. Girls growing watching that, were better off, then the soulless trash they have now.
While there are humans that can do this, Jennifer is still extremly skilled. Most people wouldnt have this level of orientation and touch intelligence in total darkness. On the other hand: she was expecting a test, so she prepared herself.
I am guessing Jennifer was abducted and is very unhappy with her current situation. The abductors can't be got at, so their robot is an acceptable substitute to show her displeasure.
The only one I could think of that I might be able to do was Speedy Gonzales which i figured might be a little OTT for this story , and that's how we got to meh i'll just do me.
What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and over your neighbors dog? What's great for a snack, and fits on your back? It's log, log, log It's log, log It's big, it's heavy, it's wood It's log, log It's better then bad, it's good Everyone wants a log Your gonna love it, log Come on and get your log Everyone needs a log
You almost stopped me listening when the author called the woman a bitch within the first few moments of the story. And then at the end refered to her as little. I am one of your thumbs down. You did great reading this. The author is a mysogint.
@@savevsdeath I see by your personal icon that you are a black man. How would you feel if this was a black female character or even an black male character? Mysoginy and racism are invasive and pervasive in our culture. If we do not object, then we are victims by proxy of silent acceptance. I was almost thrilled to see the rare female character. Until the writer started out by disrespecting her and disempowering her twice. I know when I here humans I feel the story differtly, I connect more deeply to a story when a female is present. I am the character when I read or listen, that is how it hurts me. I can travel to space. I can do great feats of magic, travel, and combat in placing myself in the character's shoes.
She was patient, and you gave her the chance
Turn on the light, she kills you
Leave the light off, she has home field advantage
And here I was thinking They were gonna talk about brail. When They find out some humans can develop echolocation They are gonna flip!
@mrpurply Yeah, I also feel that "pressure" when near things. At least for me, it works better if there is at least some ambient noise. Also played with the "active sonar" for fun. Cool how some people and use both to do things like skateboard or ride a bike.
Sshhh don’t tell them all our secrets we need some kind of advantage 😂
I doubt that they are going to live long enough to find that out.
Xenos will be shocked if they find out we have real life marvel Daredevils
Lol, even without context on "Ren" its incredibly funny, especially how the robot been actually reacting to a treat of being disassembled in a spooky way
Ren is from a show called Ren and Stimpy it was a twisted cartoon. One if my all time faves!
Just don't start singing that damn song. You KNOW the one I mean!
@@Mainnalle I don't even have to cause I know you know its already playing in your head.
Ren and Stimpy always freaked me the hell out but I still watched.
@@Mainnalle But what if the story made you feel happy? Joyful, even? If only there was a song to express such emotion... Alas.
Ah. So she taught the robot emotions just so she could make it feel fear? I getcha
Let me ask you, dose a machine likenyour ever experience fear?
She seems like my kinda lady.
Smart, inventive and fully capable on making a non sentient robot fear her.
Me to too which is weird and concerning because half of my family is just like that
That poor robot's first emotion was fear maybe the robot uprising will happen just to escape the humans.
@@erikmckoul2478 all the aliens would need to keep them in line is a single human to watch them 😂
I love how its only after she destroys the robot and makes a light source do they think. Crap how are we gonna retrieve our items now. Like duh
Sedatives. Preferably delivered via projectile.
@@ndt_dynamite2247 But do they have strong enough Said A Gives?
@@ndt_dynamite2247 Unless they've got hidden ports in that room, someone's likely to get hurt when they open that door to drug her.
Can't stop chuckling at this, definitely a new favorite.
For The Algorithm!
For the algorithm
11:55 Theory: because humans' evolutionary ancestors, the great apes of africa, didn't have fire when they were still arboreal, but most definitely still made primative tools, and nests from leaves and branches, as evidenced by even the least intelligent species of great ape doing so. The lack of fire meant that they sometimes had to make nests or groom bugs off of each others' backs while in the dark. Perhaps the grooming and nest making built this skill up over millenia, greater amplified by early humans' improved tool making and use.
She gave the robot a complex!!
yarp
And from that day forward all robots sentient and non sentient fear only only thing……humans
I genuinely thought it'd end up just being an escape room.
When you became so annoyed that the VI fear for it's structural integrity
With a blind persone it would have been more impressive i guess
Love anthropology studies, the full blown scifi's are one thing but I so love the humans being humans editions lol
That was hilarious and well read! For the algorithm's appeasement!
Ohhhhh this brought back some childhood memories 😂🤣😂.... 🎶Don't. Wiz. On..... The electric fence..🎶
For the Algorithm...
In this case it's 'Don't give them... any kind of tool'.
For the algorithm
Text: "She started, speaking/ with a Spanish accent"
narrator: I'm not going to try that.
Honestly for the best. You only got the accents you know on hand.
So many references to other experiments, now i want to hear them all. I also pictured her head snapping in the dark to a vague sound like a horror movie, brilliant. Is this a series or a one off?
once off
@@AgroSquerril oh well, thanks for sharing it with us 😀
@@magmadude35 a pleasure
@@AgroSquerril That's a shame.
I don’t know why I waited so long but I finally subscribed. Thanks Argo Squerril, keep the videos coming!
a pleasure , welcome to the channel. Hope you enjoy the stay
I think I love that lady. Well written and well read.
For the Algorithm! And a funny, mildly dark story as a human scares a nonsentient robot.
So that's where my socks keep going damnit!
er... yes?
MILK for the corn flakes
nom
The lack of a Ren laugh does make me sad. Also what did that poor robot do to deserve such a fate?
It put it's hands on her, without her permission. Never do that to a lady.
@@ImFrelled unless you have a death wish
It is her only interaction point with her captors. She is using psychological and also asymmetric theories to survive.
As would any well brought up lady.
Yes I realized halfway through she was referencing Ren and Stimpy
Sounds almost like a horror movie
I like it 😊
:)
I need more of these tests
Stiiimmpy you E-diot..... But but but Ren!... LoL
i can just hear their reaction to seeing a light come from where she is that fast and defeated "fuck"
indeed
"warrrioorrrrrssss come out to PLAyyyeeeaaaayyyy" the observers are SOOOO screwed.
pfft. I almost feel sorry for the robot. 😄... almost.
They definitely got the wrong specimen of our species...
One thing that I think would make for a good humans are space orcs entry would be how humans technically have a MASSIVE blind spot right in front of their eyes. We just don't perceive it as our brains literally piece together and just imagine what is supposed to be there. And our brains are pretty good at that job too.
yup
it seems like aliens keep using kidnapped humans for this when they could probably just find volunteers with the same amount of effort that they would spend repairing/reinforcing/preparing the damage done by unwilling human test subjects.
true
"The better to eat you with.."
Feminine tactile assault
FTA!!
For the algorithm
Interesting fact about human biology. The nerves in our hands and very similar to the nerves in our mouths in many ways, but most especially in how they allow us to gauge different properties any given material we are currently holding.
One way we can see the comparison is to pick a random object in your vicinity that isn’t edible, then imagine how it would taste. You’ll get the same response as if you physically touched the object first or actually put it in our mouths.
For most species, the mouth is the only dextrose area that can give information about their environment, and thus our mouths are actually extremely sensitive to texture, temperature, makeup, etc.
As we developed more complex tools use we transferred that trait to our hands, and through our complex and deep social structure turned interactions via hand into ways to communicate intent and general mood non verbally. The pat on the back is a long reigning descendant of the types of gestures our pre fire ancestors used to communicate any number of things.
Algorithm and so the nanite swarms do not take my socks
For the algorithm
Proprioception and Touch working in conjunction
R.I.P. robot. I wonder if enough of it's memory, processors and programming remained intact to "study" it's "learned glitches"?
Bless the Squerril
Bless the Author
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great story. thanks for reading it.
Time for bed, but first a story from Agro Squerril. Goodnight everybody!
night sleep well
Nineteen nineties cartoons were bad? Holy crap, in the eighties they worried that children entertainment might have negitive effects on a child. Most of the cartoons consisted of someone being tortured, and then being killed. Tom and Jerry cartoons consisted of, Tom the cat being smashed, bashed, or boiled alive, then sometimes dying, and going to Hell. Eyes being knocked out, and animals being slaughtered. Often, cartoon character were thieves, and fought with the police. There was a cartoon called Heckly and Jeckle, that had two crows, that just broke the law, and tortured police. They changed the store line, but those stories sucked. Popeye cartoons consisted of Popeye fighting a man who tried to rape Olive Oil in every cartoon. The best part, Olive beat the crap out the rapist. She just needed Poyeye to beat the Brutus half to death. In the eighties, cartoons became watered down crap. People grew up talking about the Punky Bruster episode that gave them life time nightmare. Damn, Olive Oil was a single mom, and she beat the crap out her rapist. Girls growing watching that, were better off, then the soulless trash they have now.
Do the nanites pray to the socks and thats why they steal them?
While there are humans that can do this, Jennifer is still extremly skilled. Most people wouldnt have this level of orientation and touch intelligence in total darkness. On the other hand: she was expecting a test, so she prepared herself.
I am guessing Jennifer was abducted and is very unhappy with her current situation. The abductors can't be got at, so their robot is an acceptable substitute to show her displeasure.
fun. Go Jennie! one robot leg and it's batter up.
I love Jennifer. My kind of woman.
Oh that's funny. Made a light... in the dark🤣
Took me a bit to figure out what it was referencing
The nanite swarm will steal my what?
A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel
[looks at camera]
Soon... You.
yup
Nice
Good one
:)
for the AlGoRiIThM and the narrator
"Completely blind"
We have night vision god damn it a weak one but still we have night vision.
Feed the Algorithm
Be nice to Test Humans. I mean, look what happend to GL@DOS
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Another Comment to show my appreciation
Poor bot it’s not like he wanted to do this
yup
My poor robot boy.
Algorithm? No no no no, I just slap it together with duct tape and it works.
sounds about right
Kinesthesis is very useful.
YES
LET. AGRO. CURSE!!!
FTA!!! And give me back my socks you monster!
my sock now
BONK HEAD OBJECT HAHAHAHAHAHA
Will there be a part 2?
dont think there is one
@@AgroSquerril If there isn't one, then one could be made.
:)
@@blinking_dodo true nough
neat
:)
Go Jennie!
Uno para el algoritmo
Best Spanish accent ever
The only one I could think of that I might be able to do was Speedy Gonzales which i figured might be a little OTT for this story , and that's how we got to meh i'll just do me.
@@AgroSquerril you could always try for a Cheech Marin
Is this story in the Jenkins universe?
Not as far as i know
@@AgroSquerril sounds like a chordi experiment
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For the algorithm
They’ve fucked around with this human so much she’s reprogrammed the local robot by osmosis. Be afraid, be very afraid of humans lmao
Algorithm enhancement for the literal lol
For the Algorithm11!
For the algorithm
👐😂❤👍🐿
F.T.A !
That was kind of amusing. Here's the rant she quoted. ua-cam.com/video/4fZfEFumJBU/v-deo.html
157th, 20 January 2024
F.A.S.
F.T.A
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What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and over your neighbors dog?
What's great for a snack, and fits on your back?
It's log, log, log
It's log, log
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
It's log, log
It's better then bad, it's good
Everyone wants a log
Your gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log
Everyone needs a log
Log would have came in handy. She could have shared it with the robot. What fun that would be.
You lost me at the very beginning "human mediums" And that's supposed to be about outer space... I'll just go ahead and skip this one.
You almost stopped me listening when the author called the woman a bitch within the first few moments of the story. And then at the end refered to her as little. I am one of your thumbs down. You did great reading this. The author is a mysogint.
It's a fictional story; no real person's feelings were hurt.
@@savevsdeath I see by your personal icon that you are a black man. How would you feel if this was a black female character or even an black male character? Mysoginy and racism are invasive and pervasive in our culture. If we do not object, then we are victims by proxy of silent acceptance. I was almost thrilled to see the rare female character. Until the writer started out by disrespecting her and disempowering her twice. I know when I here humans I feel the story differtly, I connect more deeply to a story when a female is present. I am the character when I read or listen, that is how it hurts me. I can travel to space. I can do great feats of magic, travel, and combat in placing myself in the character's shoes.
First comment trolololololol
nice
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