I'm imagining him living near his parents who hate eachother and his brother comes over to visit sometimes and has a really deep, monotone voice himself. Something there, I'm sure of it...
@@Ichthyodactyl Your name makes me think of dinosaurs! Which reminds that I'm really sad that more recent eras get confused with things like Jurassic, which wasn't the home to trex, as people think when they're really thinking of the Cretaceous, though Jurassic is pretty cool in it's own right. But what about the Pleistocene?? And you know what? This guy sounds perfect for . . . I don't know . . . a large animal of some kind . . . maybe a wooly rhino? He can go on adventures with his friends. Maybe have a little mascot in form of chapalmalania who goes crazy for trashcan shaped tree stumps and in his effort to acquire these trash can shaped tree stumps, ends up causing disasters mostly on himself. We can call out chapalmalania friend . . . Scracket, like Rocket but since that's a little bit copyrighted . . . different.
DUUUDE!! New subscriber here! I am TOTALLY enjoying your content! I’m always hungry after watching your content🤣🤦🏻♂️🤣🤦🏻♂️I have to careful due to my diabetes 🤣🤦🏻♂️🤣🤦🏻♂️
If you twist the legs on the front of your stove counterclockwise maybe half a turn to one full rotation and your stove will be level place a level on each front burner for best results. Anyways love your videos.
@IrDaNoobKing I said impression. Trying to sound like a new York italian. I'm on you're side. It doesn't sound real Italian that's why I said it's weird. Open your ears next time
I'm used to Cug's amazing one liners but that was a strong opener. "Average shool shooter....white American". Takes balls to open that strong in a bit with a ton of one liners. Usually it's all downhill from there but good ole Cug-count didn't dip in the slightest.
Man you make the best fucking looking sandwich’s!!! If I ever come near where you’re at I gotta definitely bring my ass that way!! Thanks for the awesome comments I’ve found a whole new way to tell people I love them!😂😂😂
"The average school shooter. White American"
I'm dead 😂😂😂
He’s all time for that truthful ass statement 😂
Yeah I thought the same 😂😂😂
The average school shooter in the media is white American.
The average school shooter is brown.
😂😂😂
Talk about shots fired
"Hot honey.. that's what I call my baby batter" absolutely dead lol
😂😂😂I just got it
“Melt enough Butta to lose your Health Insurance” 🤣🤣🤣
That's not funny at all
@@brockmccaw4259 💀💀
@@brockmccaw4259 it’s a joke bro why you take it seriously
@@brockmccaw4259 you should just add “I’m my opinion”. Just becuz you don’t have a sense of humor dosnt mean we can’t laugh, buzz kill
The schnoz has some good one liners.Lets all give it up for “The Schnozole” Hey bada bing oooooohhh!!
Met this guy at a wedding and one of the most humble respectful guys I ever met
Like a gentleman
Was it ya sistas wedding
@@hrvatcowboy6420bahhahahhaa
Is the accent real or fake?
ya its a REAL Jersey accent🤔🤣@@DVDXPDA
"give this piece of ass a sun tan" 😂😂😂😂😂
"spank dat ass"!! 🤣🤣🤣
BARZ!🤌🏿
“Low salt turkey - basically a salad.” 😭💀
"Add some salt to make up for da low salt turks"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude is fucking hilarious. Don’t stop. These shorts are 🔥
Nvmd. Dudes a baller on TikTok. Going to catch up on all his vids quick lmfao
💯💯💯💯💯
oh ok i see so it’s you who has no sense of humor and gives idiots like him a platform
Not really, he's annoying as hell.
Agree.I did not find it the least bit funny.@@_trismegistus
"ONE, TWO, TREE" cracked me up!!!
I love that the tomato flies out of almost every sandwich he makes when he bites it
That white American line is pure gold
So was his AK camo he had on
I fuggin love this dude
Bro you have more phrases than anybody I have ever seen and all that food you make look so f****** 🔥
This dude needs to be in movies or a sitcom.
He's his own sitcom! lmao.
SERIOUSLY!! why is he NOT doing stand-up somewhere!!?? 😳🤯😆🤣
I'm imagining him living near his parents who hate eachother and his brother comes over to visit sometimes and has a really deep, monotone voice himself. Something there, I'm sure of it...
@@Ichthyodactyl Your name makes me think of dinosaurs! Which reminds that I'm really sad that more recent eras get confused with things like Jurassic, which wasn't the home to trex, as people think when they're really thinking of the Cretaceous, though Jurassic is pretty cool in it's own right.
But what about the Pleistocene?? And you know what? This guy sounds perfect for . . . I don't know . . . a large animal of some kind . . . maybe a wooly rhino? He can go on adventures with his friends. Maybe have a little mascot in form of chapalmalania who goes crazy for trashcan shaped tree stumps and in his effort to acquire these trash can shaped tree stumps, ends up causing disasters mostly on himself.
We can call out chapalmalania friend . . . Scracket, like Rocket but since that's a little bit copyrighted . . . different.
He is. despicable me 1
I love this guy.....f'n hilarious!
Bro this dude is a national treasure! An absolute legend as well as a vibe!
You need your own sitcom dude 😊
That is exactly correct and not a compliment in my opinion.
He would be americas next superstar
The could call it "New York chinless"
He had one back in the day for 3 seasons. It was called the Tom Green Show.
12 madones I miss my grandma every day and when you say it it warms my heart❤
Man Cugine bro you fr funny ash and seem genuine as hell man you fr make mfs day I put all my homies on you 🫡🫡🤣🤣
Oh Mahron!!! That looks delicious!
EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK lmao yeah I tasted that Dijon mustard too
Ur videos make me so happy. Come over anytime
I always replay the intro to your videos over and over again. You never fail to make me laugh.
Found you for that chin, stayed and watched for the food, subscribed for the comedy, your shorts are nothing but pure gold my man 👌 keep it up
Janet reference was crazy 😭😭
Ya considering JT did her dirty! 😮
@@snoozebutton23facts
How did I just find this? Not just making me hungry, but entertaining as it gets!
You be killing me with these subtle jokes😅😅😅
Maaaan I need more of the cug on here PLEASE!! Making me howl with the words of wisdom lol
Always keeps it classy with the dc
This guy needs to run for president.
Had me laughing already in the first 2 seconds
Man actually brilliant
DUUUDE!! New subscriber here! I am TOTALLY enjoying your content! I’m always hungry after watching your content🤣🤦🏻♂️🤣🤦🏻♂️I have to careful due to my diabetes 🤣🤦🏻♂️🤣🤦🏻♂️
😳😂😂 the sandwich looks great!
Best one liners on the internet 😂🎉
I had to listen to this twice 😭😂
I’m telling my kids this is Peter griffin
His 1,2,3! HOOP! Has me absolutely rolling 🤣
I had to pause and laugh for 2 whole minutes after that opening line
"White American"....sir you killed me.... what....
Exactly
You shine through your euphemisms my dude, never change.
That white american joke got me crackin the fuck up 😂
That’s what I call a samich. 😋 and the dipping sauce makes it so much better😛
Dada got me die 😂😂😂😂😂
I had a long 14-hour work day. Really needed this laugh.
I love nitrate nightmares!
The can crack with the sangweesh was perfect
Killed me with the opening line
The goat strikes again
Real talk. First time. Around I didn’t hear anything passed through white American bc I was laughing so hard. Nicely done. 😂
Accents too perfect to be real
If you twist the legs on the front of your stove counterclockwise maybe half a turn to one full rotation and your stove will be level place a level on each front burner for best results.
Anyways love your videos.
Dude I got to get a pan like that. that's perfect
You are gold my friend
God forgot to give him a chin because he was blessed with a comedic personality.
😂
We love you, Cug.
You're basically a real life Shaggy.
Low salt turkey
A lil salt to make up for the low salt turkey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My boy Cugg is who you call after a breakup to get yer mind off shit.
It's nice to see Gonzo still doing good after the Muppet Show.
Quick lil piece a work from the one and only nothin too crazy !
bro i subbed once i heard that cheese joke lol
Never knew Dave Ghrol was such a good chef
Get this man a lifetime supply of DC
The first cheese joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We definitely need a sitcom with this guy
The way this dude pronounces "ass" is by far my favorite out of anyone on the Internet 😂😂
Everythings awsome only thing is idk about the honey only bc i have never tryed that flavor on a sandwitch ill have to try it😂
His impression of a weird italian dude is great
That is not even close to an Italian, have you even been to Italy?
@IrDaNoobKing I said impression. Trying to sound like a new York italian. I'm on you're side. It doesn't sound real Italian that's why I said it's weird. Open your ears next time
@@Nay-kp6uu it's hardly an impression of anything italian if he sounds like an american
@@IrDaNoobKingsounds Italian American to me.
@@skoolynugenator1802 sounds like an American who THINKS they’re Italian but absolutely nowhere near it
The first couple lines are incredible haha
I don't miss kitchen work, but I miss bros like this
you cant get anymore accurate with these FactZ hes laying down with this sammich!!
THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH LOOKS GOOD BRUH
Nahhhhh you cant just start the video out with a right hook like that. Looolllll That's so fucking funny.
powerful punchline in single video .. what a legend .. marrrooo ❤
Dude was cooling on a pie pan omg hilarious
Love his voice makes me want to move to ny
I love how all these are improved but im not a total jerk because I feel he works on these zingers some before the video
this guy is so funny XD
Giving the son of Adam Sandler cooking skills with humility❤😂
With the diet coke in the end hahaha... relatable
I'm used to Cug's amazing one liners but that was a strong opener. "Average shool shooter....white American". Takes balls to open that strong in a bit with a ton of one liners. Usually it's all downhill from there but good ole Cug-count didn't dip in the slightest.
Cug gets that DC in at the end.
Nah I’m high but this funny asf😂
Such high concentrations of east coast-isms makes my skin crawl.
Flushing in down with a DC. Nice.
Melt enough butter to lose your health insurance had me cracking up big time 😅
Man SOMEONE PLS GET HIM IN A MOVIE AND LET HIM JUST DO HIS THING 😂😂😂
Man you make the best fucking looking sandwich’s!!! If I ever come near where you’re at I gotta definitely bring my ass that way!! Thanks for the awesome comments I’ve found a whole new way to tell people I love them!😂😂😂
The diet coke had me😂
Looks lit out of his gourd 😂
Bro you never see em coming! First 5 seconds I’m dying 😂 😂
That “White American” line was brilliant 😂
Ngl I’m high and got the munchies. Sandwich looking hella good
Bro knows his snacks.
janet showing her %%% at super bowl. real class
You are giving me young and slightly evil ray Romano vibes here and I like it
dumpski’s hit neg diff with ya fav sammy and fav sauce🤌
How does 1) he look 26 and 39 at the same time and
2) every line is a banger
It would be really cool if you provided subtitles in your shorts
Woody Allen jokes in 2023, here for it