Trump Was 'Cocked And Loaded' To Strike Iran

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  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 5 років тому +145

    Not following through with a reckless action is not "doing the right thing," it's "not doing the the wrong thing."

    • @rissivantonder9719
      @rissivantonder9719 5 років тому +1

      and what would a democrat have done maybe pay of Iran with billions of dollars even if they get nothing for it but for sure not build some houses for all those homeless in the blue cities.

    • @eammonwalsh562
      @eammonwalsh562 5 років тому +14

      Empty homes out number homeless people 6 to 1, and America spends 10 times as much on its military as the second highest country. We have plenty of money the problem is the "party of fiscal responsibility" doesn't know what thery're doing and wants to waste it all on more weapons and a wall that will do nothing but be a symbol of racism.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 5 років тому +14

      @@rissivantonder9719 We are all so sick of hearing you people parroting that story about Iran's money, when you don't understand that it was not a payment to them. It was their own money, assets that had been frozen, which were finally released to them when they obeyed the terms of the agreement.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 5 років тому +7

      chez moi don’t bother. They prefer their fiction to our reality. They won’t let a little thing like facts get in the way of a good story.

    • @rajabuta
      @rajabuta 5 років тому +3

      Ah the stink of conspiracy theories

  • @maikutsukino4743
    @maikutsukino4743 5 років тому +63

    "We're scaring the children of America." "And the adults aren't doing too well either!". I'll give you a big AMEN for that one Steve.

  • @seriousone8030
    @seriousone8030 5 років тому +567

    "You're scaring the children of America." "And the adults aren't doing too well either!"

    • @brakesforsnakes757
      @brakesforsnakes757 5 років тому +11

      Best of the video right there.

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie 5 років тому +5

      No kidding! Medical marijuana is keeping me from exploding.

    • @swaggershaun
      @swaggershaun 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ricktd6891
      @ricktd6891 5 років тому +1

      Al Gore scares the children with the bogus global warming scam, and Commie traitor Stephen helps him.

    • @ricktd6891
      @ricktd6891 5 років тому +1

      @DrMossydog But you don't mind these traitors scaring children with the end of the world global warming bullshit.

  • @kristenboston9620
    @kristenboston9620 5 років тому +67

    When Stephen was talking about “cocked and loaded” and John said “I’m not touching that” all I could think was “neither is Melania”

  • @manbtm1
    @manbtm1 5 років тому +80

    Trump is always taking credit for settling things that he started in the first place. Has anyone not noticed that all these chaotic and problematic issues are as a result of his horrific initial decisions, then he walks them back, and takes credit for their resolve.. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see with this guy is about.

    • @abbaeinla958
      @abbaeinla958 5 років тому

      manbtm1 not really!! under Obama’s admin we actually experienced a recession!! but have a nice day tho😂

    • @rebeccasickler4555
      @rebeccasickler4555 5 років тому +1

      @@abbaeinla958 actually the recession started during Bush's administration, Obama pulled the U.S. out of the recession. Look it up.

  • @Kreln1221
    @Kreln1221 5 років тому +51

    Best line... 3:31 Jon says, "I ain't touchin' that!"

  • @pdxDavid
    @pdxDavid 5 років тому +246

    I wonder who he talked to that told him to stand down. You know it wasn't him. He lied about the entire story. As usual.

    • @tinaloveseddie
      @tinaloveseddie 5 років тому +3

      pdxDavid he knew 2 hours in advance😏

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +28

      Whoever managed to stop him from destroying a country, may the gods ever favor you.

    • @stephen7740
      @stephen7740 5 років тому +12

      Try Israel and Saudi for a start. If that doesn't work for you, Putin and the rest of Europe

    • @rossclark9155
      @rossclark9155 5 років тому +1

      Almost certainly.

    • @EnzuWiz
      @EnzuWiz 5 років тому +16

      Putin did come out and say trump should not do it. So if there is a back channel that Jared has been building all along. My guess is Putin.

  • @Light-gp4mp
    @Light-gp4mp 5 років тому +590

    Well.. one thing I can say is, We are certainly cocked.

    • @anydayanytimegarretts4400
      @anydayanytimegarretts4400 5 років тому +7

      A little bitty I'll functioning one. 😒

    • @mikescarborough9196
      @mikescarborough9196 5 років тому +12

      Ian Burns Yes, and I feel like grabbing a bottle and getting loaded.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +7

      Gods help us!

    • @shotjohnny
      @shotjohnny 5 років тому +4

      And in about an hour or so, most ppl will also be loaded 😂

    • @SpectatorAlius
      @SpectatorAlius 5 років тому +4

      @Ian Burns What is wrong with you people? Why can't you recognize the flash of brilliance of the Great Orange Leader? He changed it to "cocked and loaded" because when it goes off, we are all going to be victims of a really big cock up!

  • @ptavangar
    @ptavangar 5 років тому +38

    His generals would've already told him the casualty projections way before the operation was underway... As usual he's lying.

  • @davidhwang4221
    @davidhwang4221 5 років тому +56

    Mnuchin impersonation. Pure gold.

  • @clutchyfinger
    @clutchyfinger 5 років тому +852

    Cocked and loaded was the title of Brett Kavanaugh's yearbook page.

    • @Vohalika
      @Vohalika 5 років тому +25

      I wanted to like this, but it has 69 likes right now and you should not mess with perfection.

    • @michaelbray109
      @michaelbray109 5 років тому +22

      Kermit of Rivia what do you mean? This makes no sense. It is literally nonsense.

    • @ampiersimoni
      @ampiersimoni 5 років тому +30

      Kermit of Rivia Puppy tears - Those were Brett’s during his questioning - crying over questions - not being physically jumped. Get real.

    • @silmearendil
      @silmearendil 5 років тому +2

      Rofl!!!!

    • @TheGreatPower365
      @TheGreatPower365 5 років тому +17

      @Kermit of Rivia so you are fine with rapists, so long as they aren't sissies?

  • @justaninja1
    @justaninja1 5 років тому +53

    Colbert pretending to get sick is priceless...😂😂😂

    • @LePageChannel
      @LePageChannel 5 років тому

      He's sick because he's paid by oil money and his bosses are pissed not to have another war.

  • @joshuachristofferson9227
    @joshuachristofferson9227 5 років тому +75

    5:42 Stephen's impression of Steve Mnuchin is soooo ON POINT 🤣

    • @tedbreckner
      @tedbreckner 5 років тому +2

      I thought it was Steve Miller

  • @stevencooper787
    @stevencooper787 5 років тому +34

    Thank you Stephen from France; without your show, we would think that the USA had completely lost the plot 😸

    • @chuckles6660
      @chuckles6660 5 років тому +1

      What he meant to say was actually " most of us are brainwashed"

  • @jayzenitram9621
    @jayzenitram9621 5 років тому +57

    " ... tiny mushroom cloud ..." LOL. I'd heard of a TOW missile, but never of the TOAD missile.

  • @josephgibbons1631
    @josephgibbons1631 5 років тому +121

    He was cocked and loaded until he found out the code name for the strike was Operation Bone Spur.

    • @hazelmccloy1136
      @hazelmccloy1136 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @Daniea3
      @Daniea3 5 років тому

      As opposed to Operation Asthma if it were rambling Joe Biden. ; )

  • @mikescarborough9196
    @mikescarborough9196 5 років тому +129

    Trump is actually becoming more like Alec Baldwin's impersonation.

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve 5 років тому +1

      And Colbert’s Trump impression is becoming more like Seth Meyers.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому

      Well, immitation is the best kind of flattery, they say.

    • @Gwrightproductions1
      @Gwrightproductions1 5 років тому +1

      He's always been that way, and that's why Alec Baldwin has material

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 5 років тому +1

      Might've been his plan all along: plagiarism.

  • @JeeRant
    @JeeRant 5 років тому +1399

    Jon Stewart kept us sane through the Bush years. And Stephen Colbert is keeping us sane through the Trump years.

    • @ogaustin3606
      @ogaustin3606 5 років тому +60

      Colbert definitely with the tougher job 😞

    • @hope-peace5076
      @hope-peace5076 5 років тому +2

      💯

    • @BNA_Est.1988
      @BNA_Est.1988 5 років тому +8

      Mats K damn 💀💀that’s when you know it’s bad

    • @Noreb
      @Noreb 5 років тому +36

      @Respect Fox has never kept anyone sane... Theyve clearly messed your head up

    • @xfrosty9119
      @xfrosty9119 5 років тому +6

      Sorry to say most american people are ignorant to believe and vote for a fatass such as trump,now they are even talking of a third term and many wanting it,I was hoping when america got a fascist leader they would be a charismatic badass like hitler or stalin the people need to at least give me a mussolini not a fatass orange grandpa

  • @StygianStyle
    @StygianStyle 5 років тому +36

    "Many of my friends are Iranian." Is this guy even serious??

  • @Sergiblacklist
    @Sergiblacklist 5 років тому +568

    Do you get credit for stopping a war you were about to start?

    • @RandyOtto
      @RandyOtto 5 років тому +31

      Nobel Peace Prize nomination, for sure.

    • @4valhalla898
      @4valhalla898 5 років тому +32

      His followers have the memories of gold fish, they forgot he started the tension.

    • @chasetonga
      @chasetonga 5 років тому +16

      No, just like you don’t get credit for stopping a car after you’ve accelerated.

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 5 років тому +5

      🎶 _Prison_ 🎶

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 5 років тому +9

      @JAMES WORTHINGTON He certainly hopes to. And ppl are deluded (and scared) enough to believe it.

  • @Smeggit7
    @Smeggit7 5 років тому +80

    3:31 John: "I ain't touching that" - Melania nods emphatically.

  • @nbbim2012
    @nbbim2012 5 років тому +69

    He did the right 🤢, correct moral 🤮, this is the first thing he's ordered that he didn't finish.... sights misspelt .... defcock 5, tiny little mushroom cloud ..never stop being shady my savage Stephen... love how Jon said i ain't touching that and Stephen's Mnuchin kills me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fishofmocking3096
      @fishofmocking3096 5 років тому +2

      Lol you straight up just Spark Notes the entire monologue

  • @miskatonicalumni5612
    @miskatonicalumni5612 5 років тому +328

    Ryan Zinke: Trump is "undefendable"
    Mick Mulvaney: Trump is "not a very good person"
    Rick Perry: Trumpism is "a toxic mix of demagoguery, mean spiritedness and nonsense"
    Conservatives: "That's our guy!"

    • @hopesprings4155
      @hopesprings4155 5 років тому +5

      Lol!

    • @miskatonicalumni5612
      @miskatonicalumni5612 5 років тому +3

      @Bonnie Bagley These are from before he was president.

    • @krokodyl1927
      @krokodyl1927 5 років тому +4

      Conspiracat Definitely mean spirited. Someone must’ve slipped a ‘kindness pill’ into his Diet Coke.

    • @rissivantonder9719
      @rissivantonder9719 5 років тому +2

      yes that is our guy no one in the right mind can stand with all you crazy's mad if he want's to go to war mad if he don't

    • @ricktd6891
      @ricktd6891 5 років тому +1

      Trump : "Global warming" is a scam. Us : Thank god someone has the balls to tell the truth in public. He has my vote !!

  • @faithrada
    @faithrada 5 років тому +8

    " Toss out some new ideas.... Dawwww..."
    LOL ... I gotta learn to not have a mouthful of coffee when I watch Colbert's monologues!

  • @letolethe5878
    @letolethe5878 5 років тому +126

    I love how Stephen always neatly returns his invisible props to an invisible shelf before moving on.

    • @Tweetyresm
      @Tweetyresm 5 років тому +9

      It's an improv rule

    • @vickirosstudor490
      @vickirosstudor490 5 років тому +2

      Lol same 😂

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 5 років тому +1

      Demeter IMPROV PRO LOL

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 5 років тому +8

      I like when John Baptiste tickles the piano when Colbert puts something away.

    • @letolethe5878
      @letolethe5878 5 років тому +2

      @@celiashen5490 I never noticed that before!

  • @jivesideproductions
    @jivesideproductions 5 років тому +45

    you guys and gals at colbert are the best. stephen, you’re the best 🤘

  • @hopesprings4155
    @hopesprings4155 5 років тому +88

    "Tiny little mushroom cloud." 🍄 LMFAO

    • @John-fz3ij
      @John-fz3ij 5 років тому +1

      Jon Batiste "I ain't touching that!"

    • @roryalbany3357
      @roryalbany3357 5 років тому

      Hope Springs ha ha

  • @windmillcancersurvivorwind6746
    @windmillcancersurvivorwind6746 5 років тому +102

    Does trump even know where Iran 🇮🇷 is??

    • @rodney8622
      @rodney8622 5 років тому +8

      He probably thinks its where Canada is

    •  5 років тому +7

      He thinks it's part of the moon.

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 5 років тому +6

      He thinks it's the outskirts of N.Y. He has many friends that are Iranian and didn't want killing of 150 of his best friends, trust me says Donald.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +11

      Not unless there's a golf course there.

    • @nmohammed3024
      @nmohammed3024 5 років тому +2

      He's just been told where the oil is.

  • @tomcrowell6697
    @tomcrowell6697 5 років тому +46

    He never officially or correctly declare war. Was told before the strike that people would die. Gave the order anyway. Now he wants props for stopping it? He's a joke.

  • @bekkylove742
    @bekkylove742 5 років тому +14

    Every single night, Stephen, you and your writers deliver perfection! Such drama and life-threatening saga we all experience, yet you continue to educate us with facts through humor. Thank you!

    • @jayashreechakravarthy4949
      @jayashreechakravarthy4949 Рік тому

      Hey lot of rage. And you’ll try to say stupid things and we’ll get angry. Please don’t come. We’ll meet Prasanna and Harshini. But if you change your mind, you’re welcome to come and say hi in America.

  • @deeday2576
    @deeday2576 5 років тому +17

    Was that his Steve Menunchin impression?! 😂😂😂

  • @heatherbleu5370
    @heatherbleu5370 5 років тому +25

    When Stephen was gagging It reminded me of the skit he did with Steve Carell called, "Waiters who are nauseated by food."
    *Funny stuff* 😁

  • @guymandude999
    @guymandude999 5 років тому +9

    I'm just a Canadian neighbour, but I have to say, this administration has aged me considerably. I can't imagine what a sensible Iranian citizen must be going thru. Isn't he supposed to consult congress before declaring war

  • @vivpace7049
    @vivpace7049 5 років тому +70

    Obliteration like you've never. ...(then nothing).
    Is that the same as
    Fire and fury the world has never. ...(then NOTHING!)
    Just a lot of hot air. SAD!

    • @andrepierce4647
      @andrepierce4647 5 років тому +5

      it sounds like people want war they must be bored

    • @vivpace7049
      @vivpace7049 5 років тому +2

      @@andrepierce4647 Americans want war when it's not in their neighborhood.

    • @berniecom728
      @berniecom728 5 років тому +3

      Trump likes the power, shoots his mouth off like a firecracker dud all sparks and no boom.

    • @quizzabella
      @quizzabella 5 років тому +2

      Oh please, why do you think Democrats want war when there is literally nothing to back that up. Trump is fumbling around because he wants to start a war because his popularity is crashing and burning. It was really unpopular so he's back tracking like crazy. But some people will still defend the idiot racist and rapist and just go meh when children are kept in cages. Don't blame it on Democrats, you voted for this Trumpster fire.

    • @harryjohnston3159
      @harryjohnston3159 5 років тому

      should have sent money like obama

  • @sonjaleesloth
    @sonjaleesloth 5 років тому +22

    Love Colbert's Mnuchin impersonation! 😂😂

    • @JK-ot6ek
      @JK-ot6ek 5 років тому

      Thought it was Mitch McConnell (or however you spell that guy)...

    • @JK-ot6ek
      @JK-ot6ek 5 років тому

      @john smith True.

  • @twinatoms
    @twinatoms 5 років тому +55

    I actually think the whole "Iran stand down" was a good-cop/bad-cop parody, an act.

    • @Penningtontj
      @Penningtontj 5 років тому +5

      Someone should find some way to get it through to him that "good cop/bad cop" generally requires two individuals.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 5 років тому

      Pennpenn I think that was in the Pink Panther remake

  • @mlghelp2day
    @mlghelp2day 5 років тому +90

    "I wud be obliterating some FANTASTIC people." LOL🤣😅

  • @susannebaum219
    @susannebaum219 5 років тому +124

    We are at the grace of a toddler playing with the greatest military force on this planet

    • @nostromov7892
      @nostromov7892 5 років тому

      Well, yes. The greatest, except for Russia's military might, ofc. :)

    • @martinjeffery3590
      @martinjeffery3590 5 років тому

      HOW DO YOU LIKE GOOGLES INTERFERENCE IN THE ELECTIONS

    • @mireillelebeau2513
      @mireillelebeau2513 5 років тому +3

      @@nostromov7892 You are dreaming man day dreaming

    • @Ball4184
      @Ball4184 5 років тому

      drumpf bad
      he's president, get over it

    • @mohamedmahadi3607
      @mohamedmahadi3607 5 років тому +1

      // nostromov the Russian “military” is outdated

  • @simmzzzz
    @simmzzzz 5 років тому +65

    I'm surprised that we allow a president to have this many grammatical errors without being impeached. Intelligence should be a basic requirement for this position...

    • @rdelrosso2001
      @rdelrosso2001 5 років тому +2

      Trump's "command" of the English language or lack thereof, is not a good reflection on Wharton, where the President "earned" a degree in Economics.

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 5 років тому +2

      Sim z You still hate trump after today 😂😂😂. How the man has not got a Nobel peace prize after the DMZ yesterday is beyond me

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 5 років тому +1

      Scion of Madness Ahh , you like war too?

    • @chuckles6660
      @chuckles6660 5 років тому +1

      Obama thought there was 51 states....just sayin

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 5 років тому

      Folk can be very intelligent and still have problems spelling, e.g. people with dyslexia, so that’s not a valid reason to impeach him.
      Every single other thing about him is.

  • @FixNewsPlease
    @FixNewsPlease 5 років тому +194

    "I have many friends who are Iranian" said the man who literally has 2 friends....Sean Hannity and Tiger Woods.

    • @jeffphakenewz8556
      @jeffphakenewz8556 5 років тому +1

      Fix News: Don't forget Jack Nicklaus.

    • @kildaver
      @kildaver 5 років тому +6

      Said "friends" are mirrors with those peoples' names over them.

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease 5 років тому +5

      @@jeffphakenewz8556 Don't forget he's senile.

    • @franksmith7419
      @franksmith7419 5 років тому +1

      TDS. You'll see

    • @rissivantonder9719
      @rissivantonder9719 5 років тому

      AND HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE NOT ONLINE

  • @fatlacesthedon
    @fatlacesthedon 5 років тому +22

    Same guy that "came up" with the term "priming the pump" lmao

  • @mlghelp2day
    @mlghelp2day 5 років тому +122

    ..."It was a tiny little mushroom cloud." 😃
    LOL!🤣😅😂😅

  • @CelesteRAdams
    @CelesteRAdams 5 років тому +120

    Stephen Colbert Worth every penny he makes & then some

    • @Kervath
      @Kervath 5 років тому

      Because he reads Trump tweets in his voice? Was there a single episode of his show without Trump past 3 years? He literally should donate 90% of his sallary to Trump.

    • @CelesteRAdams
      @CelesteRAdams 5 років тому

      @@Kervath because Stephen Colbert is funny!
      Thinking Colbert
      Should run for President

  • @Chief4Army117
    @Chief4Army117 5 років тому +26

    "Donald Trump did the right thuuur!"
    "...made the correct moral huuurgh!"
    LMAO! XD

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 5 років тому +65

    "He like the command of approving the strike, but also the decisiveness of calling it off"... Just what a narcissist likes... full power... Just like he's been asserting executive powers..

    • @andrepierce4647
      @andrepierce4647 5 років тому +2

      yes people like being control freaks the end this is apart of life the worst would be if you had a immortal body and live here forever that beyond torment a immortal trump LOL

    • @ursaltydog
      @ursaltydog 5 років тому +1

      @@andrepierce4647 What a nightmare that would be indeed!

  • @thesoundsmith
    @thesoundsmith 5 років тому +27

    "Locked and loaded," but also "Cocked and locked." 45 can't get either right.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 5 років тому +32

    President Trump (Season 3): “Cucked and Bloated”.

  • @eddieohearn17
    @eddieohearn17 5 років тому +10

    I wish all the Stephen Colbert’s Trump monologue would be part of the Trump Presidential Library.

  • @davep8221
    @davep8221 5 років тому +25

    Trump: "All children left behind."

  • @DarkSoulSama
    @DarkSoulSama 5 років тому +8

    Saying "No" after saying "Yes" is truly the mark of a "decisive" person.

  • @johnmcque4813
    @johnmcque4813 5 років тому +40

    It would be great if every time one of Trumps employee's get fired or quit the Umpa Lumpas, come out and sing to them on live TV.

    • @bend.manevitz8261
      @bend.manevitz8261 5 років тому +2

      Oh that's brilliant. I don't have the skill set, but sometime should get Randy Rainbow on that.

    • @johnmcque4813
      @johnmcque4813 5 років тому +2

      Umpa Umpa dupidy doo, I have another riddle for you...

  • @lumpyspaceprincess8338
    @lumpyspaceprincess8338 5 років тому +99

    I too heaved when you said he did the righ- 🤢🤮

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 5 років тому +7

      I wouldn't say he did the right thing... He just didn't do the wrong thing...

    • @msann60154
      @msann60154 5 років тому +2

      That's hard to say

    • @ichmeiner4531
      @ichmeiner4531 5 років тому +1

      @@CollinMcLean standards have gotten pretty low in the US with trump. Let's just all be glad that someone was successful in talking some sense into this thick orange head.

    • @bootlegjoker9776
      @bootlegjoker9776 5 років тому +1

      Euphoria Fatale he was destined to do one good thing during his presidency it’s a shame it’s taken 3 years to do so though......

  • @agolftweetler3995
    @agolftweetler3995 5 років тому +66

    Every Mnuchin bit is comedy $GLD 🥇 Thank you Stephen 🙏 🐸

  • @jojoba11
    @jojoba11 5 років тому +1

    When Stephen does the turtle idiot with hands on his hips...it kills me! So good!

  • @kevinstart5107
    @kevinstart5107 5 років тому +69

    Just imagine how disappointed and miserable would people with common sense feel if hes elected again in 2020. I would give up on the USA if you guys let that happen again

    • @MEZ92
      @MEZ92 5 років тому +1

      He will win again, you are more than welcome to leave it if it hurts that much. It is a free country after all, nobody will hold you back for living a free life here.

    • @kevinstart5107
      @kevinstart5107 5 років тому +7

      @@MEZ92 Hm.... I dont even reside in the US. Why the fuck do all Americans think everything revolves around them? And back on your free country bullshit, I too have the rights to opinionate on global matters. Sir or ma'am

    • @franksmith7419
      @franksmith7419 5 років тому +1

      Please do

    • @toddtravis2596
      @toddtravis2596 5 років тому

      @@kevinstart5107 I believe since you said something about give up on the U.S. (seems like someone who's here). But since you insist on simply insulting all Americans... Smfh.

    • @rissivantonder9719
      @rissivantonder9719 5 років тому

      DID YOU NOT GIVE IT UP IN 2016 ARE YOU STILL HERE.

  • @symbian74
    @symbian74 5 років тому +39

    We're cocked and loaded...
    Melania : "You always say that. Then I just see a tiny dud."

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 5 років тому +3

      For some reason, I read Melania's line in her voice ( how that actress in Stephen's show plays her) 😂😂

  • @shinmalphur2734
    @shinmalphur2734 5 років тому +290

    When you say “cocked” you mean by putin right?

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 5 років тому +32

    I like the part where t'rump calls the strike, chickens out, and then blames the military for not telling him the loss of life.

  • @channel4204
    @channel4204 5 років тому +24

    Steven you are a national treasure 😂👍🏽👍🏽

    • @giuh_
      @giuh_ 5 років тому +1

      what a delusional country you live in to have a talk show crybaby as national treasure

    • @giuh_
      @giuh_ 5 років тому

      @john smith sorry i'm not russian, can't understand

    • @jeffwetherbee6531
      @jeffwetherbee6531 5 років тому

      Channel 420 a joke

  • @pkswanable
    @pkswanable 5 років тому +8

    Humor is all we have to get us thru the mess created daily by the insane Trump administration. Thank you, Stephen Colbert, for supplying it.

  • @womanofsubstance8735
    @womanofsubstance8735 5 років тому +85

    "Cocked and loaded"? Trump has all the best words. Ignorance at its finest.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 5 років тому +1

      W: Damn, why couldn’t I have come up with that one? All I got was “nukular strategery”

    • @mikenccc1955
      @mikenccc1955 5 років тому +1

      Did you not see Bill Maher last Fri ? They looked it up -- 'Cocked an Loaded' is a popular gay porn title. He featured it in the monologue ua-cam.com/video/qx_g88kQek8/v-deo.html

  • @tommylakindasorta3068
    @tommylakindasorta3068 5 років тому +15

    Donald Trump keeps trying to overcompensate for his tiny lock.

  • @realpatriot5729
    @realpatriot5729 5 років тому +57

    *The "Access Hollywood" tape is Trump's confession!*

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 5 років тому +1

      _"I moved on her like a bitch!"_

    • @robinpotter963
      @robinpotter963 5 років тому +1

      22 women. Rape allegations. Nah the old reprobate wouldn't touch a woman without her consent. He doesn't have to ask, he's a star & he carries tic tacs so his breath won't smell like brimstone and sulfur while he forces himself upon whomever he chooses.

  • @andrewstrongman305
    @andrewstrongman305 5 років тому +3

    A drone, by definition is unmanned.

  • @RepublicanJesusthe2nd
    @RepublicanJesusthe2nd 5 років тому +46

    What kind of president talks the way he does
    And tweets about it?
    WTF?

    • @MachiavellisThePrince
      @MachiavellisThePrince 5 років тому +11

      A bad one? A criminal one? A rapist? A corrupt one? A childish one with an infantile vocabulary? An impotent one that lies about his height, weight and glove size? A degenerate lowlife narcissist?
      Pick one. Hint: There are no wrong choices...

    • @nostromov7892
      @nostromov7892 5 років тому +2

      @@MachiavellisThePrince It's scary, yeah. :/

    • @TheWunder
      @TheWunder 5 років тому +2

      English is his second language

  • @taliache1043
    @taliache1043 5 років тому +78

    Love u stephen 😂
    A fan from Iraq 🇮🇶

    • @kimfarah1867
      @kimfarah1867 5 років тому +2

      وانا من مصر🌚

    • @taliache1043
      @taliache1043 5 років тому +1

      @@kimfarah1867 هلا اخي العربي اتمنى انت مثلي تارك اختبارك وقاعد تتفرج ع ستيفن😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +18

      We wish you the best over there, my friend.

    • @taliache1043
      @taliache1043 5 років тому +2

      @@couragekarnga8735 thanks ❤️

    • @thedailylifeofjay3822
      @thedailylifeofjay3822 5 років тому +5

      @@taliache1043 much love from Canada

  • @BlutigeTranen
    @BlutigeTranen 5 років тому +57

    His compliments on Iranians is the Ambassador's equivalent of saying "It's okay, I have a black friend. I can say the n-word."

  • @BoclanBenkins
    @BoclanBenkins 5 років тому +20

    You are our host, Stephen Colbert.

  • @jabrettell
    @jabrettell 5 років тому +7

    It's less that his "shred of human decency has an expiration" and more that he's holding all those people hostage in exchange for his stupid wall

  • @VickiBee
    @VickiBee 5 років тому +1

    "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry, or when I'm happy, or when I'm eating." LMFAO

  • @mroceans8336
    @mroceans8336 5 років тому +59

    Trump was going to strike Iran... until FOX changed the subject to Obama’s ugly tan suit and he forgot.

    • @tsstevensts
      @tsstevensts 5 років тому +1

      "Wait, he was going to bomb Iran? Well I don't want to be like him. Nor the guy from 24, the evil President, that black guy, I hated him, I'll call it off."

    • @rissivantonder9719
      @rissivantonder9719 5 років тому

      yes you should thank them

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 5 років тому +36

    Look out, the Orange Menace is afoot -.-

  • @berniehobabykat
    @berniehobabykat 5 років тому +78

    When your orange and bloated and announcing we’re cocked and loaded....
    DONNIERRHEA👏👏DONNIERRHEA👏👏

    • @nettoyagedelamaison9557
      @nettoyagedelamaison9557 5 років тому +4

      VegasBabyKat
      (Read with beavis and butthead voiceover)
      Donnierrhea chacha! Donnierrhea chacha!

    • @lynnewhite2900
      @lynnewhite2900 5 років тому +4

      VegasBabyKat OMG!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @jacquelyncollier3904
      @jacquelyncollier3904 5 років тому +1

      👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

    • @skbwolverine
      @skbwolverine 5 років тому +1

      😂😭🤣

  • @bailodescalza
    @bailodescalza 5 років тому +1

    5:50 is that Mitch McConnell's impression??? On point!!!!!

  • @melissasaint3283
    @melissasaint3283 5 років тому +7

    "Locked and loaded" refers to how you prepared the standard issue US military service rifle of WWII/Korea to fire.
    "Cocked and loaded" are two US slang terms for "intoxicated" 😞

  • @faceoff3315
    @faceoff3315 5 років тому +5

    *MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN IMPEACH DONALD J TRUMP* 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
    @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 5 років тому +10

    king of deliberate chaos

  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid 5 років тому +14

    "Cocked and Loaded" is Trump's favorite Stormy Daniels movie.

    • @mitchetdougretired11
      @mitchetdougretired11 5 років тому +1

      Penny Lane Real name of a gay porn movie! Cocked and Loaded!

  • @DanielRodriguez-vz5ud
    @DanielRodriguez-vz5ud 5 років тому +2

    The "pretender in Chief ", the cheerleader in Chief. How bout Care 🐻 in chief? Enough said!

  • @trainedeye6017
    @trainedeye6017 5 років тому +8

    You just know things didn't happen the way he says, I can't take him even half seriously.
    He doesn't even try to hide the BS that comes out of his mouth.

  • @WalterPetrovic
    @WalterPetrovic 5 років тому +124

    Trump: Some of my best friends, that I hate, are Iranians!

    • @johnlouis5751
      @johnlouis5751 5 років тому

      @Bonnie Bagley You showed him, Bonnie!

    • @lynnewhite2900
      @lynnewhite2900 5 років тому

      Walter Petrovic ????????

    • @lynnewhite2900
      @lynnewhite2900 5 років тому

      fafar gol Inbred?

    • @WalterPetrovic
      @WalterPetrovic 5 років тому

      @@lynnewhite2900 What Trump would say!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому

      Fake news. 💩 has no friends, only accomplices and accessories.

  • @JK_JK_JK_JK
    @JK_JK_JK_JK 5 років тому +32

    👍 Vote Colbert 2020!!! 👍

  • @niceguy2171
    @niceguy2171 5 років тому +38

    This would all be completely hilarious..if it wasn't wasn't real life we're talking about, and the lives of many people at risk of the Orange Menace!

    • @johnnywhite58
      @johnnywhite58 5 років тому +1

      oh and what was wrong with the deal Iran signed with Obama.?

    • @niceguy2171
      @niceguy2171 5 років тому +1

      @@johnnywhite58 , since it gave us unprecedented access, and control over Iran's nuclear program..even Middle East experts were shocked Iran did it..absolutely nothing was wrong with the deal! It was supported by all our allies, especially those in the region, and when trump pulled us from it they were angry about it.

    • @johnnywhite58
      @johnnywhite58 5 років тому +1

      kind of knew that but wanted to be sure I wasn't missing something.

  • @luvmibratt
    @luvmibratt 5 років тому +2

    Omg I spit out my coffee wen he started gagging lmmfao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Broccoli_Highkicks
    @Broccoli_Highkicks 5 років тому +2

    Jon: "I ain't touchin' that!"
    Stormy: "That's what I said!"

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 5 років тому +5

    "Watch me make terrible decisions and then rescind them when I'm called out. I'm so Presidential!"

  • @brettyacyshen9352
    @brettyacyshen9352 5 років тому +413

    *Bill Maher:* "Cocked and Loaded is not a thing, we looked it up, and it's the name of a gay porn movie. I'm not making this up with the subtitle 'a gangbang daddy f***'....... which is a pretty good summary of the last 2 and a half years"
    🤣

    • @beverly719
      @beverly719 5 років тому +21

      I saw that too and laughed my ass off!

    • @vickirosstudor490
      @vickirosstudor490 5 років тому +4

      THIS. 😩😂🤣💀

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +13

      Yes. We have all been fucked.

    • @Cypresssina
      @Cypresssina 5 років тому +10

      @@couragekarnga8735 And no one brought lube to the party 😢

    • @KatimaMulilo
      @KatimaMulilo 5 років тому +16

      Pence's fav flick.

  • @josephtovar3941
    @josephtovar3941 5 років тому +4

    Do most stable geniuses misspell this many times on the world stage? And...isn’t obliteration the same as any obliteration. I didn’t think there were levels of the very definition of zero.

  • @mbf6160
    @mbf6160 5 років тому +2

    His Mnuchin impersonation is spot on 😆

  • @curtiswhiteheadjr1322
    @curtiswhiteheadjr1322 5 років тому +2

    Wow! 😳 Who would've thought the day would dawn that Iran and Charlottesville VA would have thee EXACT SAME PRAISE?

  • @Kiwionwing
    @Kiwionwing 5 років тому +5

    Stephen you are the man.

  • @rickjones1281
    @rickjones1281 5 років тому +26

    Rich people think killing makes them 💪 Strong ? Shaking my head.

    • @andrepierce4647
      @andrepierce4647 5 років тому

      well at least then you don't have to see there ass in this world anymore thank GOD

  • @terryg4415
    @terryg4415 5 років тому +39

    donnie really expects us to believe he stopped the attack because 150 Iranians would die? Yeah, right.

    • @franksmith7419
      @franksmith7419 5 років тому

      No he stopped it because your side shot down the drone to start a war, Trump knows what they did.

    • @DresdenShuffle
      @DresdenShuffle 5 років тому +1

      Frank Smith Nice tin foil hat you're wearing there bud

  • @redumbrella4218
    @redumbrella4218 5 років тому

    Thank you Master! Without you there is no reason to watch the news! Thank you!

  • @chrissyce5613
    @chrissyce5613 5 років тому +56

    Trump's master Putin called and told him 'Bad Donnie, I like Iran, leave them alone.'

  • @dionysos7317
    @dionysos7317 5 років тому +16

    He did not bomb Iran cause he has so many iranian friends.
    Can't wait to hear why it would be wrong to re-establish slavery.

  • @raj832
    @raj832 5 років тому +7

    Trump tried to have an image that he is aggressive enough to go to war if needed and can restrain himself when he sees the risks are heavier than rewards..in simple terms, he wants a sensible person image, from which he is million miles away..

  • @hecatesdaughter2207
    @hecatesdaughter2207 5 років тому +7

    Absolutely one of the two people who tend to keep me sane is Stephen Colbert. The other is John Oliver.

    • @brickswisher7672
      @brickswisher7672 5 років тому

      you should rely on yourself.

    • @traceychisholm4064
      @traceychisholm4064 5 років тому

      And Seth Myers....

    • @hecatesdaughter2207
      @hecatesdaughter2207 5 років тому

      Brickwisher: I have relied on myself since 1966 when I graduated from high school. I’ve marched, protested, and have my Congressman and both of my Senators on speed-dial. The reason I watch Colbert and Oliver is because it helps keep me sane. If you have missed it, this country is being destroyed by hatred, bigotry, and greed. You stay sane in your way, and I shall stay sane in mine. Be well.

    • @brickswisher7672
      @brickswisher7672 5 років тому +1

      @@hecatesdaughter2207 Ya, Colbert makes me laugh. 240 years and we can't shake the hatred, bigotry, and greed. We've come a long way though. Blessings to you.

  • @TristanMorrow
    @TristanMorrow 5 років тому +4

    Is that 6:45 tweet _real_ ??? Is he _really_ saying, "the *_Illegal_* " deportation (immigration removal process) - holy fistbumps! Like, really, - even he's calling it *_illegal_* ???

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 5 років тому

      No it's just his idiotic way of communicating. What he presumably meant was "I have delayed the process by which we are removing illegal immigrants".

  • @TrishTruitt
    @TrishTruitt 5 років тому +3

    Thank Goddess for Speaker Pelosi intervention.