and what would a democrat have done maybe pay of Iran with billions of dollars even if they get nothing for it but for sure not build some houses for all those homeless in the blue cities.
Empty homes out number homeless people 6 to 1, and America spends 10 times as much on its military as the second highest country. We have plenty of money the problem is the "party of fiscal responsibility" doesn't know what thery're doing and wants to waste it all on more weapons and a wall that will do nothing but be a symbol of racism.
@@rissivantonder9719 We are all so sick of hearing you people parroting that story about Iran's money, when you don't understand that it was not a payment to them. It was their own money, assets that had been frozen, which were finally released to them when they obeyed the terms of the agreement.
Trump is always taking credit for settling things that he started in the first place. Has anyone not noticed that all these chaotic and problematic issues are as a result of his horrific initial decisions, then he walks them back, and takes credit for their resolve.. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see with this guy is about.
@Ian Burns What is wrong with you people? Why can't you recognize the flash of brilliance of the Great Orange Leader? He changed it to "cocked and loaded" because when it goes off, we are all going to be victims of a really big cock up!
Sorry to say most american people are ignorant to believe and vote for a fatass such as trump,now they are even talking of a third term and many wanting it,I was hoping when america got a fascist leader they would be a charismatic badass like hitler or stalin the people need to at least give me a mussolini not a fatass orange grandpa
He did the right 🤢, correct moral 🤮, this is the first thing he's ordered that he didn't finish.... sights misspelt .... defcock 5, tiny little mushroom cloud ..never stop being shady my savage Stephen... love how Jon said i ain't touching that and Stephen's Mnuchin kills me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ryan Zinke: Trump is "undefendable" Mick Mulvaney: Trump is "not a very good person" Rick Perry: Trumpism is "a toxic mix of demagoguery, mean spiritedness and nonsense" Conservatives: "That's our guy!"
He never officially or correctly declare war. Was told before the strike that people would die. Gave the order anyway. Now he wants props for stopping it? He's a joke.
Every single night, Stephen, you and your writers deliver perfection! Such drama and life-threatening saga we all experience, yet you continue to educate us with facts through humor. Thank you!
Hey lot of rage. And you’ll try to say stupid things and we’ll get angry. Please don’t come. We’ll meet Prasanna and Harshini. But if you change your mind, you’re welcome to come and say hi in America.
I'm just a Canadian neighbour, but I have to say, this administration has aged me considerably. I can't imagine what a sensible Iranian citizen must be going thru. Isn't he supposed to consult congress before declaring war
Obliteration like you've never. ...(then nothing). Is that the same as Fire and fury the world has never. ...(then NOTHING!) Just a lot of hot air. SAD!
Oh please, why do you think Democrats want war when there is literally nothing to back that up. Trump is fumbling around because he wants to start a war because his popularity is crashing and burning. It was really unpopular so he's back tracking like crazy. But some people will still defend the idiot racist and rapist and just go meh when children are kept in cages. Don't blame it on Democrats, you voted for this Trumpster fire.
I'm surprised that we allow a president to have this many grammatical errors without being impeached. Intelligence should be a basic requirement for this position...
Folk can be very intelligent and still have problems spelling, e.g. people with dyslexia, so that’s not a valid reason to impeach him. Every single other thing about him is.
Because he reads Trump tweets in his voice? Was there a single episode of his show without Trump past 3 years? He literally should donate 90% of his sallary to Trump.
"He like the command of approving the strike, but also the decisiveness of calling it off"... Just what a narcissist likes... full power... Just like he's been asserting executive powers..
yes people like being control freaks the end this is apart of life the worst would be if you had a immortal body and live here forever that beyond torment a immortal trump LOL
@@CollinMcLean standards have gotten pretty low in the US with trump. Let's just all be glad that someone was successful in talking some sense into this thick orange head.
Just imagine how disappointed and miserable would people with common sense feel if hes elected again in 2020. I would give up on the USA if you guys let that happen again
He will win again, you are more than welcome to leave it if it hurts that much. It is a free country after all, nobody will hold you back for living a free life here.
@@MEZ92 Hm.... I dont even reside in the US. Why the fuck do all Americans think everything revolves around them? And back on your free country bullshit, I too have the rights to opinionate on global matters. Sir or ma'am
@@kevinstart5107 I believe since you said something about give up on the U.S. (seems like someone who's here). But since you insist on simply insulting all Americans... Smfh.
Did you not see Bill Maher last Fri ? They looked it up -- 'Cocked an Loaded' is a popular gay porn title. He featured it in the monologue ua-cam.com/video/qx_g88kQek8/v-deo.html
22 women. Rape allegations. Nah the old reprobate wouldn't touch a woman without her consent. He doesn't have to ask, he's a star & he carries tic tacs so his breath won't smell like brimstone and sulfur while he forces himself upon whomever he chooses.
A bad one? A criminal one? A rapist? A corrupt one? A childish one with an infantile vocabulary? An impotent one that lies about his height, weight and glove size? A degenerate lowlife narcissist? Pick one. Hint: There are no wrong choices...
"Wait, he was going to bomb Iran? Well I don't want to be like him. Nor the guy from 24, the evil President, that black guy, I hated him, I'll call it off."
"Locked and loaded" refers to how you prepared the standard issue US military service rifle of WWII/Korea to fire. "Cocked and loaded" are two US slang terms for "intoxicated" 😞
You just know things didn't happen the way he says, I can't take him even half seriously. He doesn't even try to hide the BS that comes out of his mouth.
@@johnnywhite58 , since it gave us unprecedented access, and control over Iran's nuclear program..even Middle East experts were shocked Iran did it..absolutely nothing was wrong with the deal! It was supported by all our allies, especially those in the region, and when trump pulled us from it they were angry about it.
*Bill Maher:* "Cocked and Loaded is not a thing, we looked it up, and it's the name of a gay porn movie. I'm not making this up with the subtitle 'a gangbang daddy f***'....... which is a pretty good summary of the last 2 and a half years" 🤣
Do most stable geniuses misspell this many times on the world stage? And...isn’t obliteration the same as any obliteration. I didn’t think there were levels of the very definition of zero.
Trump tried to have an image that he is aggressive enough to go to war if needed and can restrain himself when he sees the risks are heavier than rewards..in simple terms, he wants a sensible person image, from which he is million miles away..
Brickwisher: I have relied on myself since 1966 when I graduated from high school. I’ve marched, protested, and have my Congressman and both of my Senators on speed-dial. The reason I watch Colbert and Oliver is because it helps keep me sane. If you have missed it, this country is being destroyed by hatred, bigotry, and greed. You stay sane in your way, and I shall stay sane in mine. Be well.
@@hecatesdaughter2207 Ya, Colbert makes me laugh. 240 years and we can't shake the hatred, bigotry, and greed. We've come a long way though. Blessings to you.
Is that 6:45 tweet _real_ ??? Is he _really_ saying, "the *_Illegal_* " deportation (immigration removal process) - holy fistbumps! Like, really, - even he's calling it *_illegal_* ???
Not following through with a reckless action is not "doing the right thing," it's "not doing the the wrong thing."
and what would a democrat have done maybe pay of Iran with billions of dollars even if they get nothing for it but for sure not build some houses for all those homeless in the blue cities.
Empty homes out number homeless people 6 to 1, and America spends 10 times as much on its military as the second highest country. We have plenty of money the problem is the "party of fiscal responsibility" doesn't know what thery're doing and wants to waste it all on more weapons and a wall that will do nothing but be a symbol of racism.
@@rissivantonder9719 We are all so sick of hearing you people parroting that story about Iran's money, when you don't understand that it was not a payment to them. It was their own money, assets that had been frozen, which were finally released to them when they obeyed the terms of the agreement.
chez moi don’t bother. They prefer their fiction to our reality. They won’t let a little thing like facts get in the way of a good story.
Ah the stink of conspiracy theories
"We're scaring the children of America." "And the adults aren't doing too well either!". I'll give you a big AMEN for that one Steve.
"You're scaring the children of America." "And the adults aren't doing too well either!"
Best of the video right there.
No kidding! Medical marijuana is keeping me from exploding.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Al Gore scares the children with the bogus global warming scam, and Commie traitor Stephen helps him.
@DrMossydog But you don't mind these traitors scaring children with the end of the world global warming bullshit.
When Stephen was talking about “cocked and loaded” and John said “I’m not touching that” all I could think was “neither is Melania”
Trump is always taking credit for settling things that he started in the first place. Has anyone not noticed that all these chaotic and problematic issues are as a result of his horrific initial decisions, then he walks them back, and takes credit for their resolve.. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see with this guy is about.
manbtm1 not really!! under Obama’s admin we actually experienced a recession!! but have a nice day tho😂
@@abbaeinla958 actually the recession started during Bush's administration, Obama pulled the U.S. out of the recession. Look it up.
Best line... 3:31 Jon says, "I ain't touchin' that!"
I wonder who he talked to that told him to stand down. You know it wasn't him. He lied about the entire story. As usual.
pdxDavid he knew 2 hours in advance😏
Whoever managed to stop him from destroying a country, may the gods ever favor you.
Try Israel and Saudi for a start. If that doesn't work for you, Putin and the rest of Europe
Almost certainly.
Putin did come out and say trump should not do it. So if there is a back channel that Jared has been building all along. My guess is Putin.
Well.. one thing I can say is, We are certainly cocked.
A little bitty I'll functioning one. 😒
Ian Burns Yes, and I feel like grabbing a bottle and getting loaded.
Gods help us!
And in about an hour or so, most ppl will also be loaded 😂
@Ian Burns What is wrong with you people? Why can't you recognize the flash of brilliance of the Great Orange Leader? He changed it to "cocked and loaded" because when it goes off, we are all going to be victims of a really big cock up!
His generals would've already told him the casualty projections way before the operation was underway... As usual he's lying.
Mnuchin impersonation. Pure gold.
Cocked and loaded was the title of Brett Kavanaugh's yearbook page.
I wanted to like this, but it has 69 likes right now and you should not mess with perfection.
Kermit of Rivia what do you mean? This makes no sense. It is literally nonsense.
Kermit of Rivia Puppy tears - Those were Brett’s during his questioning - crying over questions - not being physically jumped. Get real.
Rofl!!!!
@Kermit of Rivia so you are fine with rapists, so long as they aren't sissies?
Colbert pretending to get sick is priceless...😂😂😂
He's sick because he's paid by oil money and his bosses are pissed not to have another war.
5:42 Stephen's impression of Steve Mnuchin is soooo ON POINT 🤣
I thought it was Steve Miller
Thank you Stephen from France; without your show, we would think that the USA had completely lost the plot 😸
What he meant to say was actually " most of us are brainwashed"
" ... tiny mushroom cloud ..." LOL. I'd heard of a TOW missile, but never of the TOAD missile.
He was cocked and loaded until he found out the code name for the strike was Operation Bone Spur.
Lol
As opposed to Operation Asthma if it were rambling Joe Biden. ; )
Trump is actually becoming more like Alec Baldwin's impersonation.
And Colbert’s Trump impression is becoming more like Seth Meyers.
Well, immitation is the best kind of flattery, they say.
He's always been that way, and that's why Alec Baldwin has material
Might've been his plan all along: plagiarism.
Jon Stewart kept us sane through the Bush years. And Stephen Colbert is keeping us sane through the Trump years.
Colbert definitely with the tougher job 😞
💯
Mats K damn 💀💀that’s when you know it’s bad
@Respect Fox has never kept anyone sane... Theyve clearly messed your head up
Sorry to say most american people are ignorant to believe and vote for a fatass such as trump,now they are even talking of a third term and many wanting it,I was hoping when america got a fascist leader they would be a charismatic badass like hitler or stalin the people need to at least give me a mussolini not a fatass orange grandpa
"Many of my friends are Iranian." Is this guy even serious??
Do you get credit for stopping a war you were about to start?
Nobel Peace Prize nomination, for sure.
His followers have the memories of gold fish, they forgot he started the tension.
No, just like you don’t get credit for stopping a car after you’ve accelerated.
🎶 _Prison_ 🎶
@JAMES WORTHINGTON He certainly hopes to. And ppl are deluded (and scared) enough to believe it.
3:31 John: "I ain't touching that" - Melania nods emphatically.
🤣🤣🤣
He did the right 🤢, correct moral 🤮, this is the first thing he's ordered that he didn't finish.... sights misspelt .... defcock 5, tiny little mushroom cloud ..never stop being shady my savage Stephen... love how Jon said i ain't touching that and Stephen's Mnuchin kills me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol you straight up just Spark Notes the entire monologue
Ryan Zinke: Trump is "undefendable"
Mick Mulvaney: Trump is "not a very good person"
Rick Perry: Trumpism is "a toxic mix of demagoguery, mean spiritedness and nonsense"
Conservatives: "That's our guy!"
Lol!
@Bonnie Bagley These are from before he was president.
Conspiracat Definitely mean spirited. Someone must’ve slipped a ‘kindness pill’ into his Diet Coke.
yes that is our guy no one in the right mind can stand with all you crazy's mad if he want's to go to war mad if he don't
Trump : "Global warming" is a scam. Us : Thank god someone has the balls to tell the truth in public. He has my vote !!
" Toss out some new ideas.... Dawwww..."
LOL ... I gotta learn to not have a mouthful of coffee when I watch Colbert's monologues!
I love how Stephen always neatly returns his invisible props to an invisible shelf before moving on.
It's an improv rule
Lol same 😂
Demeter IMPROV PRO LOL
I like when John Baptiste tickles the piano when Colbert puts something away.
@@celiashen5490 I never noticed that before!
you guys and gals at colbert are the best. stephen, you’re the best 🤘
"Tiny little mushroom cloud." 🍄 LMFAO
Jon Batiste "I ain't touching that!"
Hope Springs ha ha
Does trump even know where Iran 🇮🇷 is??
He probably thinks its where Canada is
He thinks it's part of the moon.
He thinks it's the outskirts of N.Y. He has many friends that are Iranian and didn't want killing of 150 of his best friends, trust me says Donald.
Not unless there's a golf course there.
He's just been told where the oil is.
He never officially or correctly declare war. Was told before the strike that people would die. Gave the order anyway. Now he wants props for stopping it? He's a joke.
Every single night, Stephen, you and your writers deliver perfection! Such drama and life-threatening saga we all experience, yet you continue to educate us with facts through humor. Thank you!
Hey lot of rage. And you’ll try to say stupid things and we’ll get angry. Please don’t come. We’ll meet Prasanna and Harshini. But if you change your mind, you’re welcome to come and say hi in America.
Was that his Steve Menunchin impression?! 😂😂😂
When Stephen was gagging It reminded me of the skit he did with Steve Carell called, "Waiters who are nauseated by food."
*Funny stuff* 😁
I'm just a Canadian neighbour, but I have to say, this administration has aged me considerably. I can't imagine what a sensible Iranian citizen must be going thru. Isn't he supposed to consult congress before declaring war
Obliteration like you've never. ...(then nothing).
Is that the same as
Fire and fury the world has never. ...(then NOTHING!)
Just a lot of hot air. SAD!
it sounds like people want war they must be bored
@@andrepierce4647 Americans want war when it's not in their neighborhood.
Trump likes the power, shoots his mouth off like a firecracker dud all sparks and no boom.
Oh please, why do you think Democrats want war when there is literally nothing to back that up. Trump is fumbling around because he wants to start a war because his popularity is crashing and burning. It was really unpopular so he's back tracking like crazy. But some people will still defend the idiot racist and rapist and just go meh when children are kept in cages. Don't blame it on Democrats, you voted for this Trumpster fire.
should have sent money like obama
Love Colbert's Mnuchin impersonation! 😂😂
Thought it was Mitch McConnell (or however you spell that guy)...
@john smith True.
I actually think the whole "Iran stand down" was a good-cop/bad-cop parody, an act.
Someone should find some way to get it through to him that "good cop/bad cop" generally requires two individuals.
Pennpenn I think that was in the Pink Panther remake
"I wud be obliterating some FANTASTIC people." LOL🤣😅
Well then, glad he's out of that number.
💀💀💀
We are at the grace of a toddler playing with the greatest military force on this planet
Well, yes. The greatest, except for Russia's military might, ofc. :)
HOW DO YOU LIKE GOOGLES INTERFERENCE IN THE ELECTIONS
@@nostromov7892 You are dreaming man day dreaming
drumpf bad
he's president, get over it
// nostromov the Russian “military” is outdated
I'm surprised that we allow a president to have this many grammatical errors without being impeached. Intelligence should be a basic requirement for this position...
Trump's "command" of the English language or lack thereof, is not a good reflection on Wharton, where the President "earned" a degree in Economics.
Sim z You still hate trump after today 😂😂😂. How the man has not got a Nobel peace prize after the DMZ yesterday is beyond me
Scion of Madness Ahh , you like war too?
Obama thought there was 51 states....just sayin
Folk can be very intelligent and still have problems spelling, e.g. people with dyslexia, so that’s not a valid reason to impeach him.
Every single other thing about him is.
"I have many friends who are Iranian" said the man who literally has 2 friends....Sean Hannity and Tiger Woods.
Fix News: Don't forget Jack Nicklaus.
Said "friends" are mirrors with those peoples' names over them.
@@jeffphakenewz8556 Don't forget he's senile.
TDS. You'll see
AND HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE NOT ONLINE
Same guy that "came up" with the term "priming the pump" lmao
..."It was a tiny little mushroom cloud." 😃
LOL!🤣😅😂😅
That's what Stormy said.
I ain't touchin' that!
@@couragekarnga8735 😅
Hit ‘em with you tighty whities.
Stephen Colbert Worth every penny he makes & then some
Because he reads Trump tweets in his voice? Was there a single episode of his show without Trump past 3 years? He literally should donate 90% of his sallary to Trump.
@@Kervath because Stephen Colbert is funny!
Thinking Colbert
Should run for President
"Donald Trump did the right thuuur!"
"...made the correct moral huuurgh!"
LMAO! XD
"He like the command of approving the strike, but also the decisiveness of calling it off"... Just what a narcissist likes... full power... Just like he's been asserting executive powers..
yes people like being control freaks the end this is apart of life the worst would be if you had a immortal body and live here forever that beyond torment a immortal trump LOL
@@andrepierce4647 What a nightmare that would be indeed!
"Locked and loaded," but also "Cocked and locked." 45 can't get either right.
President Trump (Season 3): “Cucked and Bloated”.
I wish all the Stephen Colbert’s Trump monologue would be part of the Trump Presidential Library.
Trump: "All children left behind."
Saying "No" after saying "Yes" is truly the mark of a "decisive" person.
It would be great if every time one of Trumps employee's get fired or quit the Umpa Lumpas, come out and sing to them on live TV.
Oh that's brilliant. I don't have the skill set, but sometime should get Randy Rainbow on that.
Umpa Umpa dupidy doo, I have another riddle for you...
I too heaved when you said he did the righ- 🤢🤮
I wouldn't say he did the right thing... He just didn't do the wrong thing...
That's hard to say
@@CollinMcLean standards have gotten pretty low in the US with trump. Let's just all be glad that someone was successful in talking some sense into this thick orange head.
Euphoria Fatale he was destined to do one good thing during his presidency it’s a shame it’s taken 3 years to do so though......
Every Mnuchin bit is comedy $GLD 🥇 Thank you Stephen 🙏 🐸
When Stephen does the turtle idiot with hands on his hips...it kills me! So good!
Just imagine how disappointed and miserable would people with common sense feel if hes elected again in 2020. I would give up on the USA if you guys let that happen again
He will win again, you are more than welcome to leave it if it hurts that much. It is a free country after all, nobody will hold you back for living a free life here.
@@MEZ92 Hm.... I dont even reside in the US. Why the fuck do all Americans think everything revolves around them? And back on your free country bullshit, I too have the rights to opinionate on global matters. Sir or ma'am
Please do
@@kevinstart5107 I believe since you said something about give up on the U.S. (seems like someone who's here). But since you insist on simply insulting all Americans... Smfh.
DID YOU NOT GIVE IT UP IN 2016 ARE YOU STILL HERE.
We're cocked and loaded...
Melania : "You always say that. Then I just see a tiny dud."
For some reason, I read Melania's line in her voice ( how that actress in Stephen's show plays her) 😂😂
When you say “cocked” you mean by putin right?
LMFAO comic Gold.
Cocked?I think you mean cucked.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Haha good one.
Shin: and loaded is with Putin
Nvm I let myself out
I like the part where t'rump calls the strike, chickens out, and then blames the military for not telling him the loss of life.
Steven you are a national treasure 😂👍🏽👍🏽
what a delusional country you live in to have a talk show crybaby as national treasure
@john smith sorry i'm not russian, can't understand
Channel 420 a joke
Humor is all we have to get us thru the mess created daily by the insane Trump administration. Thank you, Stephen Colbert, for supplying it.
"Cocked and loaded"? Trump has all the best words. Ignorance at its finest.
W: Damn, why couldn’t I have come up with that one? All I got was “nukular strategery”
Did you not see Bill Maher last Fri ? They looked it up -- 'Cocked an Loaded' is a popular gay porn title. He featured it in the monologue ua-cam.com/video/qx_g88kQek8/v-deo.html
Donald Trump keeps trying to overcompensate for his tiny lock.
*The "Access Hollywood" tape is Trump's confession!*
_"I moved on her like a bitch!"_
22 women. Rape allegations. Nah the old reprobate wouldn't touch a woman without her consent. He doesn't have to ask, he's a star & he carries tic tacs so his breath won't smell like brimstone and sulfur while he forces himself upon whomever he chooses.
A drone, by definition is unmanned.
What kind of president talks the way he does
And tweets about it?
WTF?
A bad one? A criminal one? A rapist? A corrupt one? A childish one with an infantile vocabulary? An impotent one that lies about his height, weight and glove size? A degenerate lowlife narcissist?
Pick one. Hint: There are no wrong choices...
@@MachiavellisThePrince It's scary, yeah. :/
English is his second language
Love u stephen 😂
A fan from Iraq 🇮🇶
وانا من مصر🌚
@@kimfarah1867 هلا اخي العربي اتمنى انت مثلي تارك اختبارك وقاعد تتفرج ع ستيفن😂
We wish you the best over there, my friend.
@@couragekarnga8735 thanks ❤️
@@taliache1043 much love from Canada
His compliments on Iranians is the Ambassador's equivalent of saying "It's okay, I have a black friend. I can say the n-word."
You are our host, Stephen Colbert.
It's less that his "shred of human decency has an expiration" and more that he's holding all those people hostage in exchange for his stupid wall
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry, or when I'm happy, or when I'm eating." LMFAO
Trump was going to strike Iran... until FOX changed the subject to Obama’s ugly tan suit and he forgot.
"Wait, he was going to bomb Iran? Well I don't want to be like him. Nor the guy from 24, the evil President, that black guy, I hated him, I'll call it off."
yes you should thank them
Look out, the Orange Menace is afoot -.-
When your orange and bloated and announcing we’re cocked and loaded....
DONNIERRHEA👏👏DONNIERRHEA👏👏
VegasBabyKat
(Read with beavis and butthead voiceover)
Donnierrhea chacha! Donnierrhea chacha!
VegasBabyKat OMG!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
😂😭🤣
5:50 is that Mitch McConnell's impression??? On point!!!!!
"Locked and loaded" refers to how you prepared the standard issue US military service rifle of WWII/Korea to fire.
"Cocked and loaded" are two US slang terms for "intoxicated" 😞
*MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN IMPEACH DONALD J TRUMP* 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
king of deliberate chaos
"Cocked and Loaded" is Trump's favorite Stormy Daniels movie.
Penny Lane Real name of a gay porn movie! Cocked and Loaded!
The "pretender in Chief ", the cheerleader in Chief. How bout Care 🐻 in chief? Enough said!
You just know things didn't happen the way he says, I can't take him even half seriously.
He doesn't even try to hide the BS that comes out of his mouth.
Trump: Some of my best friends, that I hate, are Iranians!
@Bonnie Bagley You showed him, Bonnie!
Walter Petrovic ????????
fafar gol Inbred?
@@lynnewhite2900 What Trump would say!
Fake news. 💩 has no friends, only accomplices and accessories.
👍 Vote Colbert 2020!!! 👍
And make John Oliver his running mate.
This would all be completely hilarious..if it wasn't wasn't real life we're talking about, and the lives of many people at risk of the Orange Menace!
oh and what was wrong with the deal Iran signed with Obama.?
@@johnnywhite58 , since it gave us unprecedented access, and control over Iran's nuclear program..even Middle East experts were shocked Iran did it..absolutely nothing was wrong with the deal! It was supported by all our allies, especially those in the region, and when trump pulled us from it they were angry about it.
kind of knew that but wanted to be sure I wasn't missing something.
Omg I spit out my coffee wen he started gagging lmmfao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jon: "I ain't touchin' that!"
Stormy: "That's what I said!"
"Watch me make terrible decisions and then rescind them when I'm called out. I'm so Presidential!"
*Bill Maher:* "Cocked and Loaded is not a thing, we looked it up, and it's the name of a gay porn movie. I'm not making this up with the subtitle 'a gangbang daddy f***'....... which is a pretty good summary of the last 2 and a half years"
🤣
I saw that too and laughed my ass off!
THIS. 😩😂🤣💀
Yes. We have all been fucked.
@@couragekarnga8735 And no one brought lube to the party 😢
Pence's fav flick.
Do most stable geniuses misspell this many times on the world stage? And...isn’t obliteration the same as any obliteration. I didn’t think there were levels of the very definition of zero.
His Mnuchin impersonation is spot on 😆
Wow! 😳 Who would've thought the day would dawn that Iran and Charlottesville VA would have thee EXACT SAME PRAISE?
Stephen you are the man.
Rich people think killing makes them 💪 Strong ? Shaking my head.
well at least then you don't have to see there ass in this world anymore thank GOD
donnie really expects us to believe he stopped the attack because 150 Iranians would die? Yeah, right.
No he stopped it because your side shot down the drone to start a war, Trump knows what they did.
Frank Smith Nice tin foil hat you're wearing there bud
Thank you Master! Without you there is no reason to watch the news! Thank you!
Trump's master Putin called and told him 'Bad Donnie, I like Iran, leave them alone.'
He did not bomb Iran cause he has so many iranian friends.
Can't wait to hear why it would be wrong to re-establish slavery.
Trump tried to have an image that he is aggressive enough to go to war if needed and can restrain himself when he sees the risks are heavier than rewards..in simple terms, he wants a sensible person image, from which he is million miles away..
Absolutely one of the two people who tend to keep me sane is Stephen Colbert. The other is John Oliver.
you should rely on yourself.
And Seth Myers....
Brickwisher: I have relied on myself since 1966 when I graduated from high school. I’ve marched, protested, and have my Congressman and both of my Senators on speed-dial. The reason I watch Colbert and Oliver is because it helps keep me sane. If you have missed it, this country is being destroyed by hatred, bigotry, and greed. You stay sane in your way, and I shall stay sane in mine. Be well.
@@hecatesdaughter2207 Ya, Colbert makes me laugh. 240 years and we can't shake the hatred, bigotry, and greed. We've come a long way though. Blessings to you.
Is that 6:45 tweet _real_ ??? Is he _really_ saying, "the *_Illegal_* " deportation (immigration removal process) - holy fistbumps! Like, really, - even he's calling it *_illegal_* ???
No it's just his idiotic way of communicating. What he presumably meant was "I have delayed the process by which we are removing illegal immigrants".
Thank Goddess for Speaker Pelosi intervention.