Sarah Silverman Monologue - Saturday Night Live

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  • @pawebucko7985
    @pawebucko7985 4 роки тому +50

    That's one hell of a comedian. She made a set-up for a joke with a punchline 20 years later. That's gotta be worth some points :D

  • @KoBCharts
    @KoBCharts 10 років тому +290

    This was a great opening monologue and the best I've seen in years. God, I love Sarah!

    • @Shahaaim
      @Shahaaim 6 років тому +2

      You should watch the Louis CK monologue. 1000 times funnier than this.

  • @reckneya
    @reckneya 10 років тому +247

    Aww... Poor Lindsey.

    • @modemmack
      @modemmack 7 років тому +39

      I was jealous of Lindsey getting all that casual lap time with Sarah.

    • @baron17
      @baron17 5 років тому +2

      Lindsey: "you feel heavier than you look".

  • @jesperjee
    @jesperjee 8 років тому +352

    Sarah doesn´t age. Magic.

    • @DWinegarden2
      @DWinegarden2 7 років тому +4

      Mr Jee she’s 58 years old!

    • @kayem3824
      @kayem3824 6 років тому

      Mr Jee Her vagina has, using her own terminology.

    • @wealthychef
      @wealthychef 6 років тому

      Really? Check the corners of her eyes. Her witch doctor missed that part.

    • @diogoveiga330
      @diogoveiga330 5 років тому +2

      @@DWinegarden2 nope, 48

    • @DWinegarden2
      @DWinegarden2 5 років тому +2

      Diogo Veiga - oh... sorry, I was misinformed.

  • @ignacio1094
    @ignacio1094 8 років тому +117

    one of my favorite snl monlogues

  • @gauravvikalp
    @gauravvikalp 2 роки тому +7

    This was such a risky premise and completely delivered! So iconic

  • @mikewilliams8713
    @mikewilliams8713 8 років тому +651

    First lesson in comedy - never sit in the front row.

    • @lazaromurad322
      @lazaromurad322 7 років тому +11

      lol i learned that the hard way, it was really awkward but, next time i'll at least know my place by experience have a good day!

    • @Gongasoso
      @Gongasoso 7 років тому +13

      My first rule is ALWAYS sit in the front row.
      You pussies can linger in the shadows, I like to give 'em their money's worth.

    • @CharcoalDove
      @CharcoalDove 7 років тому +3

      SAME!! I saw her live once and she called my friend and I cute. :3 I love getting picked on.

    • @SylarTheBest
      @SylarTheBest 6 років тому

      Learned that the hard way too! haha

    • @akshaykv123
      @akshaykv123 5 років тому +4

      Second lesson - Make sure you're drunk

  • @julesyyz
    @julesyyz 9 років тому +123

    So in control

  • @kal-zor-el5801
    @kal-zor-el5801 6 років тому +34

    That voice when she says "u are 32" fav moment Vaneloppe

  • @hankeringepicure
    @hankeringepicure 7 років тому +216

    incredible: comedy based on self-love not putting others down!

    • @N4MOofficial
      @N4MOofficial 5 років тому +5

      She literally made fun of Jewish people like 2 minutes in

    • @MJW238
      @MJW238 5 років тому +4

      She put down Hassidic Jews and their religious beliefs. But I guess that’s OK.

  • @francotamayo9460
    @francotamayo9460 8 років тому +150

    hahahaha " your turn" 2:55

    • @sreesankarkr9843
      @sreesankarkr9843 5 років тому

      Lindsey sould have said a deliberately crisp..thank you i think That would have been funny😄

    • @lauratheexplorer6390
      @lauratheexplorer6390 4 роки тому +2

      You’re amazing, and you’re beautiful. And you’re smart. Keep going 🤣

  • @albertodote9512
    @albertodote9512 9 років тому +45

    I died! The best monologue ever, and not because is the funniest.

  • @kream3303
    @kream3303 2 роки тому +3

    This has to be the cleverest, cutest monologue ever. if she ever sat on my lap, i'm sure i'd die on the spot

  • @Rabia_Kazi
    @Rabia_Kazi 4 роки тому +2

    Always my most favorite monologue 😍😍😍😍😍

  • @oraculox
    @oraculox 5 місяців тому

    Legendary Opening Monolog right here!!

  • @evolution031680
    @evolution031680 7 років тому +14

    I couldn’t help but notice Linday’s turn was longer than Sarah’s.😂

  • @DiegoGarcia-uh1jt
    @DiegoGarcia-uh1jt 7 років тому +9

    She’s a comedic diamond.

  • @tierritamojada
    @tierritamojada 8 років тому +9

    i love her!

  • @akshaykv123
    @akshaykv123 5 років тому +5

    6:04 - Prom night flashback
    6:48 - I miss high school
    7:14 - My first biology class

  • @bruthaniall
    @bruthaniall 10 років тому +48

    Comedy gold!

  • @akshaykv123
    @akshaykv123 5 років тому +9

    She has to be the most hilarious female comedian ever.🤣🤣🤣

  • @shelfplant
    @shelfplant 10 років тому +29

    Genuinely hilarious, best part of the episode in my opinion

  • @robotdowney
    @robotdowney 3 роки тому +2

    This is brilliant

  • @_popcorncloud_
    @_popcorncloud_ 9 місяців тому

    this is such a cute monologue talking to your younger self + lindsey and hilarious at the same time 😂

  • @tantantea2901
    @tantantea2901 3 роки тому +1

    Love it! Watched after reading Lyndsey's comments on Reddit.

  • @qotsaleon
    @qotsaleon 8 років тому +15

    Young Sarah 😍

  • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
    @user-vc5rp7nf8f 6 років тому +3

    she's really calm and confident

  • @Rasfa
    @Rasfa 5 років тому +1

    Probably my fav SNL monologue ever

  • @DJAnthologic
    @DJAnthologic 7 років тому +24

    Original, creative, "out-side the box" clever and so damn fine looking

  • @vekkeny
    @vekkeny 2 роки тому +3

    That guy behind her is so cute

  • @Ghandjaloodah
    @Ghandjaloodah 9 років тому +42

    Damn!!! That first Sarah Silverman from the past is hot!!!

  • @BAdrianne91
    @BAdrianne91 8 років тому +86

    she is this kind of woman so weird to find, hot and funny.. and really funny

    • @guytremblay1647
      @guytremblay1647 5 років тому

      are we talking of Sarah Silverman ? casue i find her borring like hell

    • @mv1991
      @mv1991 4 роки тому

      @@guytremblay1647 so you're just here because she's hot

    • @guytremblay1647
      @guytremblay1647 4 роки тому

      @@mv1991 She's not bad looking but to qulify her as hot is not very realistic

  • @beppeci
    @beppeci 4 роки тому

    You are gold

  • @milo.ibrado
    @milo.ibrado 4 роки тому

    Wow! Great monologue.

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 8 років тому +17

    such a cool monologue

  • @mystyyyyy
    @mystyyyyy 7 років тому +5

    your turn.. 😂😂

  • @IfTheApocalypseComes
    @IfTheApocalypseComes 10 років тому +3

    Fantastic, love you Sarah 😂

  • @lauratheexplorer6390
    @lauratheexplorer6390 4 роки тому +3

    I fucking love Sarah in a suit 😍

  • @nerminsnowhuseinbasic9340
    @nerminsnowhuseinbasic9340 5 років тому +1

    Love her.

  • @marceloperez81
    @marceloperez81 8 років тому +41

    I love you, Sarah! You're so awkward!

  • @LorenzoDoesntExist
    @LorenzoDoesntExist 7 років тому +59

    As a dude, the things other dudes say about female comedians when there are no girls around are borderline sexist. There are so many funny people other there (i.e. not Amy Schumer), and you limit yourselves to half of them? Being afraid of a woman who's funnier than you makes you half alive.

    • @PrakashCherianmadscientist
      @PrakashCherianmadscientist 7 років тому +3

      John Startop most female comedians are terrible. It's not sexist if it's true.

    • @zehandas3064
      @zehandas3064 6 років тому +7

      its not true just because Amy schumer has no sense of humor does not mean that the others dont there are plenty of female comedians who are amazing Lilly Singh Sarah Silverman Samantha bee Ellen DeGeneres to name a few

    • @njay9761
      @njay9761 6 років тому

      Prakash Cherian are we allowed it’s not racist if it’s true jokes?

    • @kellyv6075
      @kellyv6075 6 років тому

      Yes, Jon!!! Thanks 🙌

    • @kellyv6075
      @kellyv6075 6 років тому +4

      @@PrakashCherianmadscientist then you haven't come across the funny female comedians. And also lots of male comedians are not funny

  • @paullyabbott6749
    @paullyabbott6749 4 роки тому

    One Time some years back. I was dealing with quite a bit. I told Tahar that 'my past was haunting me.' So he looked at me and said, 'that's what our pasts do.'

  • @ShankyG_G
    @ShankyG_G 6 років тому +1

    That was unexpectedly good... Actually really funny...

  • @spicysmooth2
    @spicysmooth2 2 роки тому

    This is so funny/sweet

  • @fellinisivan
    @fellinisivan 6 років тому

    She's the best!

  • @chrisr3185
    @chrisr3185 3 роки тому +1

    This is truly one of the greatest monologues in the history of SNL.

  • @PalmurcioWorld
    @PalmurcioWorld 5 років тому +1

    "Keep going, be creative" LOL.

  • @MrIanWarwick
    @MrIanWarwick 4 роки тому +9

    Silverman's falling in love with her own reflection, here.

  • @rushofblood994
    @rushofblood994 10 років тому +23

    It's a shame some of her lines were watered-down versions of jokes from We Are Miracles. It's not her fault because of censorship, though she could have avoided it altogether if she'd just written new material.

    • @Uglyknees
      @Uglyknees 10 років тому +3

      I think that most of the comedians who host the show just use recycled stand up material. Not sure why, maybe they're busy writing other sketches for the rest of the week. But I agree it's disappointing when you already know the material.

    • @thingthang2904
      @thingthang2904 10 років тому +6

      "If you're drunk and you throw up on a guy's penis mid-blowjob, you can still save the moment if you muster a ta-da!"

  • @T3lmoMartins
    @T3lmoMartins 6 років тому

    A true comedic genius!

  • @ansmfella
    @ansmfella 3 роки тому

    As dark as her humour may ever go... Sarah IS THE Definition of brilliant!!!

  • @AbhyudayGaur
    @AbhyudayGaur 7 років тому +3

    She has aged gracefully.

  • @Yarblocosifilitico
    @Yarblocosifilitico 4 роки тому

    Brilliant

  • @Sandeagledhorn
    @Sandeagledhorn 7 місяців тому

    OMG, IT'S THE GIRL FROM THE REDDIT STORY!!!

  • @nansalem2142
    @nansalem2142 6 років тому +10

    I only hear Vanellope Von Schweetz tho

    • @angusng816
      @angusng816 6 років тому

      She went to New York just like Elsa did.

  • @WingsTM
    @WingsTM 10 років тому +32

    that cute gay couple at 2:19

    • @meng-hsuanlee8543
      @meng-hsuanlee8543 6 років тому +1

      Having a serious crush on the blond guy

    • @antwan37
      @antwan37 6 років тому +8

      How do you (and 25 others) know they're a gay couple?

    • @mrbabluep
      @mrbabluep 4 роки тому

      Thought I was the only one 😍

  • @ernstjohannes37
    @ernstjohannes37 7 років тому +12

    how does this have millions of views less than amy schumer? 😯

    • @leamarie5129
      @leamarie5129 6 років тому

      Ernst Johannes because it's total and complete bullshit. Sitting on some awkward chicks lap and asking her dumb questions? What's so hilarious about that? Cringe worthy as fuck

    • @marcoesposito2915
      @marcoesposito2915 6 років тому

      This is literally one of the best monologues on SNL I've seen, she was always in control and didn't make it cringe once, which sometimes happens during these monologues. And it was funny obviously

    • @666miyuru
      @666miyuru 4 роки тому

      And i have mostly mixed feelings for this.

  • @mrrizaz577
    @mrrizaz577 10 років тому +9

    silvermanception..........i'll get my coat....

  • @danielx8
    @danielx8 5 років тому

    Fired

  • @__________________2450
    @__________________2450 6 років тому +1

    Classic Silverman.

  • @JinxMarie1985
    @JinxMarie1985 7 років тому +6

    Everyone has different tastes in humour however the comments on here are purely racist.
    I love her for her wittiness and sarcasm and definitely the truth.

  • @inchaoswetrust
    @inchaoswetrust 6 років тому +2

    I’m a simple man 👨, I see Sarah... I press like ❤️

  • @ashwhite3810
    @ashwhite3810 10 років тому +2

    Genius.

  • @chandlerccm
    @chandlerccm 10 років тому +2

    really funny monologue

  • @rajithmaligaspe
    @rajithmaligaspe 10 років тому +13

    Funny monologue, but I'm a little disappointed that Pete Davidson wasn't featured on the episode, especially after his successful debut. Why wasn't he put on the show?

    • @Bratishton
      @Bratishton 10 років тому +2

      That's how snl goes, he'll have been in a couple of things that got cut between dress and air.there was a lack of kate mckinnon last week, and she's been the shows MVP for like 2 years.

    • @rajithmaligaspe
      @rajithmaligaspe 10 років тому

      But Kate was in the Chris Pratt episode. Pete was not in a single sketch.

    • @Bratishton
      @Bratishton 10 років тому

      true but nowhere near enough,

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 Рік тому

      ​@@rajithmaligaspepete davidson sucks though so the more they have him out the better

  • @diegomoreno5927
    @diegomoreno5927 4 роки тому

    She is like the MASK and an ANIMANIAC

  • @the3spirit
    @the3spirit 5 років тому

    I'm sorry, I found this completely boring, but I'm glad everyone else in the comments section loved it

  • @jmt2011ify
    @jmt2011ify 8 років тому +15

    i sure hate the blonde over her shoulder straining forward to be seen on tv

    • @michaelboulevard9788
      @michaelboulevard9788 7 років тому

      Lisa cdn best comment ever

    • @j_freed
      @j_freed 7 років тому

      Stop stealing my thunder with your evidently amazing word skills Lisah.

  • @AbhyudayGaur
    @AbhyudayGaur 7 років тому

    So creative.

  • @maocharlisme
    @maocharlisme 6 років тому +1

    I'm seriously mesmerized by that blond guy with the shaved sides that somehow make him not a tad bit more harsh looking at all, the smart overcoat that's shows one seemingly golden button, the luminous and sweet waggish face and smile and the unmistakenable twinkle in his eyes!
    I wish and want to know what his life is all about... especially the little things. I imagine it to be, in some surprising, effortlessly natural way only slightly paradoxal way, both alternately somewhat solemnly grave and absolutely lighthearted and inquisitively wondrous and slightly naive, interchanging at a moment's whim.
    I long to sit with him at the far corner of the counter of a modern, sophisticated and spacious hotelbar where the abundent lights are soothingly, very pleasently dimmed for the not-too-late (but late enough so that all but perhaps a few taciturn and lonesome guests have already retired themselves for some time) hour of the night and talk, in a calm, subdued tone of voice, about intimate, personal and fleeting anecdotal minor events in our lives (mostly his) which are otherwise unimportant details to others.
    I also wish and want Sarah Silverman to read out all I've just written with her most heartfelt delivery as she does so well to a camera.

  • @gallery7596
    @gallery7596 8 років тому +2

    That blonde sitting to the left of Sarah and Lindsay is gorgeous.

  • @eunomiac
    @eunomiac 6 років тому +6

    I'm not a huge fan of Silverman, but I _definitely_ think she's the direction female comedians should be going in to break the stereotype against them: Don't make your whole act about "being a woman", don't trash men, just... and I know this is a radical concept, but ... just be _funny._

  • @TeamoJXZ
    @TeamoJXZ 4 роки тому +2

    Who is that cutie pie behind lindsey. He's so cute

  • @raynemichelle2996
    @raynemichelle2996 2 роки тому

    Wait, Wally was on SNL before Late Night with Seth?

  • @ninabaskov5784
    @ninabaskov5784 6 років тому +1

    Was all of this improvised????

  • @renditioners
    @renditioners 7 років тому +5

    All the negative stuff people put wow imagine being full of jealousy and having no life wat a shame

  • @janjho981
    @janjho981 6 років тому

    i love you

  • @shadabonea
    @shadabonea 8 років тому +9

    Love the Lady Silverman :) ... I have a proper sweet spot for her, even though I'm rather too young perhaps haha!

  • @bflp
    @bflp 8 років тому +56

    nice legs

  • @danieltereshchenko6214
    @danieltereshchenko6214 4 роки тому

    You know, I think women are just regular people but just more beautiful...

  • @alirizvi6297
    @alirizvi6297 6 років тому

    Am I the only one who cheered when she mentioned dinosaurs

  • @JoaoSilva-bn5mg
    @JoaoSilva-bn5mg 7 років тому

    The blonde on the first row (lindsey row) isn't she Elizabeth Banks?

    • @marcblair3781
      @marcblair3781 7 років тому

      I thought that too but I don't think it's her...

  • @jimcook8933
    @jimcook8933 Рік тому

    3 of my favorite traits, funny, smart, and good looking.

  • @mikejohnson8077
    @mikejohnson8077 3 роки тому

    6:23 Moe Aweys asked me the same thing too. Yeah of course I plan a han solo album

  • @AdlyNdlovu
    @AdlyNdlovu 5 років тому

    still the most creative

  • @MJW238
    @MJW238 5 років тому

    Did that woman fully consent before Sarah Silverman sat on her lap on live TV?
    Dr she had an opportunity to say no, without any pressure.

  • @nostromoau
    @nostromoau 3 роки тому

    3.22. you're making my leg numb,

  • @kssa220
    @kssa220 4 роки тому

    7:06 so so ^^

  • @hollyward4739
    @hollyward4739 7 років тому

    Is she veneple from wiw

  • @mikejohnson8077
    @mikejohnson8077 3 роки тому

    7:29 I still have problems there

  • @erinokay9991
    @erinokay9991 6 років тому +7

    that outfit is so hawt! yas

  • @paullyabbott6749
    @paullyabbott6749 4 роки тому

    Hopefully I didn't ruin your Emmy slumber!

  • @mikejohnson8077
    @mikejohnson8077 3 роки тому

    5:25 What should she do with that anyway?

  • @lenieldelatorre480
    @lenieldelatorre480 6 років тому

    Don't you mean "Turds with Friends"

  • @agatha9990
    @agatha9990 6 років тому

    Vanellope!!

  • @oraculox
    @oraculox 5 місяців тому

    Is it really necessary to penalty us with that weird FPS rate SNL?

  • @evjmn
    @evjmn 4 роки тому

    me? from the reddit thread? more likely than you think

  • @fairlyadorablepancreas3746
    @fairlyadorablepancreas3746 6 років тому

    Damn that sternocleidomastoid!!

  • @marcux83
    @marcux83 3 роки тому

    Tadaaaa 🤣

  • @ariebrons7976
    @ariebrons7976 10 років тому

    holliday? it's what you call a holliday

    • @DAVID-js6qd
      @DAVID-js6qd 10 років тому

      I think she's a stand-up comedian. But i'm not sure.