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  • Опубліковано 5 бер 2018
  • An example of how to utilize grappling and throws in longsword fighting.
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  • @TrashKnightRingo
    @TrashKnightRingo  3 роки тому +13438

    ********************************************************************ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!******************************************************************
    **********************************************************************TO ADDRESS COMMON COMPLAINTS**********************************************************
    This match took place on mats. Also Plenty of fights don't. Go Watch Street Beefs. Stop saying mats are needed.
    *Based on comments from the time
    **The fighter in Red had the wind knocked out him but otherwise was fine
    **Completing a throw is usually not allowed in Longsword Tournaments but for this specific tournament it was, which is why Red is so caught off gaurd
    *The pommel strikes Red lands are debatable in power. It's possible they would cause injury but personally I doubt it. I think it would just cut the face a bit and cause a headache. Whether they should be scored depends on rule set and judges.

    • @PatrickPierceBateman
      @PatrickPierceBateman 3 роки тому +226

      Lmao! Red's pommel strikes did nothing.

    • @rocksoldier
      @rocksoldier 3 роки тому +732

      It is very dangerous to throw people if the mat thickess is less than 5cm (2 inches), and this is not even taking into consideration the risk of falling on a sword

    • @Traulma
      @Traulma 3 роки тому +125

      @@rocksoldier Agreed.

    • @flowerswerewarpaint646
      @flowerswerewarpaint646 3 роки тому +591

      Those mats really really look like hardwood

    • @redred7289
      @redred7289 3 роки тому +281

      If they are on mats then why are they wearing shoes? It's obviously a wooden floor.

  • @carrie7225
    @carrie7225 3 роки тому +32132

    "Parry this you filthy casual"

    • @chaslewis3334
      @chaslewis3334 3 роки тому +296

      I lol’d way to hard at this 😂

    • @WatchMysh
      @WatchMysh 3 роки тому +35

      Lol

    • @cervixcrusader85
      @cervixcrusader85 3 роки тому +183

      When you try to counter Genichiro, Isshin, and Emma and they Judo throw you instead.

    • @Inklenation
      @Inklenation 3 роки тому +33

      OH LORDY that is gold!!

    • @randomperson-sn4rj
      @randomperson-sn4rj 3 роки тому +126

      Sometimes you can't parry command grabs

  • @vicarious8989
    @vicarious8989 3 роки тому +27829

    Man got slammed so hard he dropped his loot

  • @TheAfker
    @TheAfker 3 роки тому +5543

    "why am i in the air" is probably the last thought someone would have during a sword fight

    • @roebuckmckinney
      @roebuckmckinney 3 роки тому +89

      It's the last thought anyone has at any time, except possibly for when you're skydiving. That's why it's so effective.

    • @eomaker9819
      @eomaker9819 3 роки тому +26

      Not in Animes. In animes everyone’s flying

    • @EmirOfOoey-Gooey
      @EmirOfOoey-Gooey 2 роки тому +11

      @@eomaker9819 -kung fu flying?

    • @CodeeXD
      @CodeeXD 2 роки тому +13

      Nah he pommel smashed his head. In a real fight he would have cracked his skull with those but since it's not a real fight he wasn't going full force. Even still the throw shouldn't have happened because the pommel smash to the head would have been a point and ended the round. He didn't wanna actually hurt the other guy so he didn't hit hard where as the dude in blue slams him full force. What we have here is a douchebag vs a gentleman

    • @Didermann
      @Didermann 2 роки тому +3

      Why am I in the air? And am I up here 'cause I just don't care?

  • @Skeletor_the_Bigg
    @Skeletor_the_Bigg 3 роки тому +3752

    “If your enemy dares to approach, fold his ass like an omelet,”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @trevormoses5061
      @trevormoses5061 2 роки тому +6

      LOL

    • @enigmaodell6806
      @enigmaodell6806 2 роки тому +34

      You best split like a banana before you get folded like an omelet gamer.

    • @trashpanda2219
      @trashpanda2219 2 роки тому +10

      This is one of the funniest Sun Tzu misquotes I've seen

    • @AltairAC
      @AltairAC 2 роки тому

      You got me in the first half there

    • @albertoalmeida3424
      @albertoalmeida3424 2 роки тому +3

      Geez, I can't laugh, I broke my ribs. But this was funny!

  • @kappadestiny638
    @kappadestiny638 3 роки тому +17925

    *Fights with blunt swords to avoid hurting each other.*
    *Murders opponent with his bare hands.*

    • @TheGreatDorian
      @TheGreatDorian 3 роки тому +321

      Makes sense, longswords can't penetrate most chain/plate armors. Blunt weapons on the other end...

    • @josephanderson6311
      @josephanderson6311 3 роки тому +89

      From a physics stand point armors greats atoms piercing and slashing type weapons but vs blunt weapons and gravity it becomes detrimental

    • @lewlyboowlyman3669
      @lewlyboowlyman3669 3 роки тому +186

      Why did you throw me those gloves
      “So you can catch these hands”
      -Caleb city

    • @roftar
      @roftar 3 роки тому +25

      @@TheGreatDorian Not really, any sword could leave a mark of an armor. You can also use the pommel as an hammer.

    • @ayee7503
      @ayee7503 3 роки тому +80

      Well, to be fair, the floor *is* a blunt weapon.

  • @remix1up
    @remix1up 3 роки тому +29522

    Remember, switching to your arms is faster than reloading.

    • @b1_ferg
      @b1_ferg 3 роки тому +267

      Bahaha, oh man, this got me.

    • @phillipstai7204
      @phillipstai7204 3 роки тому +74

      hahahaha True though.

    • @dptheparcel7159
      @dptheparcel7159 3 роки тому +19

      😂

    • @zachnies13
      @zachnies13 3 роки тому +88

      "Switching to your arms is faster than repost and counterattacking"

    • @Luke-th9fk
      @Luke-th9fk 3 роки тому +6

      LMAO

  • @jacobsantana603
    @jacobsantana603 2 роки тому +346

    The person who wins at grappling is the one who realizes they're grappling first

    • @opcodevoid7455
      @opcodevoid7455 2 роки тому +1

      Well done Jacob. I half hoped to see Anthony pop into frame laughing at the end. XD

    • @biggusdickus1792
      @biggusdickus1792 2 роки тому +3

      Not if you're both trained. I've wrestled my entire life and the muscle memory is there, train enough and its hard to be caught off guard

  • @vitorpavani7125
    @vitorpavani7125 2 роки тому +1262

    This video just opened my mind to the possibility that medieval armored fighting was basically wrestling with sharp sticks. Cool.

    • @ixxxxxxx
      @ixxxxxxx Рік тому +197

      its often that most armored duels could end up with both parties on the ground grappling, usually the dagger will be taken out by that point though

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox Рік тому +118

      I remember one comment about medieval knights being very fit so they could sprint in full plate, so usual vs. Knight doctrine was to disarm the knight then overpower it with superior strength and hand to hand combat... Which is their actual expertise, so more than once someone thought disarming them made them helpless until realizing they now have 150 pounds of muscle wearing 50 pounds of steel who can outrun you and about to go medieval.
      In short, if disarmed but not disabled, it's WrestleMania time

    • @BossX2243
      @BossX2243 Рік тому +52

      Usually knights would fight with pole arms and kill via blunt force through the helmet. However, if they got too close for the pole arms they would pull out daggers, wrestle, and try to stab each other through gaps in the armor

    • @demilung
      @demilung Рік тому +10

      When it was "to the death" it was. They would fight for a better position, then grapple for being able to finish the opponent with a dagger or something similar

    • @emcash8874
      @emcash8874 11 місяців тому +5

      on the ground rolling around until someone gasses and they get a dagger in the arm pit. bleed out.

  • @WmAHaynes
    @WmAHaynes 3 роки тому +17138

    In an alternate reality, a WWE wrestler just pulled out a claymore

    • @ardian_g
      @ardian_g 3 роки тому +240

      Drew McIntyre

    • @dannyeckerd9324
      @dannyeckerd9324 3 роки тому +91

      For some reason this just made me think of a drip styled claymore a "dripmore" if you will.

    • @freedom9729
      @freedom9729 3 роки тому +8

      Hahahaha

    • @smallestgoober9399
      @smallestgoober9399 3 роки тому +49

      I was thinking about the explosive kind

    • @assassinpredator1
      @assassinpredator1 3 роки тому +5

      I mean not really cause wrestling is fake this is real that guy actually got fucked up

  • @Ry-bo9hi
    @Ry-bo9hi 3 роки тому +14940

    clip that shit and send it to me
    -Sun Tzu

    • @xgu4642
      @xgu4642 3 роки тому +36

      Lol

    • @hotsprinkles
      @hotsprinkles 3 роки тому +88

      this is the best comment i've seen so far, thank you

    • @shaynewilliams4482
      @shaynewilliams4482 3 роки тому +25

      A comment from the gods

    • @gerageobushma8970
      @gerageobushma8970 3 роки тому +92

      All warfare is based.
      -Sun Tzu

    • @LeeePowers
      @LeeePowers 3 роки тому +16

      "Imm gonna spend years licking a gall bladder to motivate me to avenge my loss to Sun Tzu."
      Goujian

  • @bigbadword
    @bigbadword 2 роки тому +521

    After watching this several times I feel like it was his plan to throw him before the fight even started.

    • @BaldorfBreakdowns
      @BaldorfBreakdowns 2 роки тому +54

      100%

    • @moguldamongrel3054
      @moguldamongrel3054 2 роки тому +48

      Seems like revenge honestly.
      Lol maybe he was losing in this tournament so badly he resorted to melee.
      Or dudes just a bigger guy and likes bullying people. Who knows.

    • @alexhicks6207
      @alexhicks6207 2 роки тому +6

      @@moguldamongrel3054 looks like the guy disarms him and he just continues to attack

    • @harminflictor
      @harminflictor 2 роки тому +20

      @@moguldamongrel3054 my man sword fighting would also be melee. This is hema lol, similar to mma but with weapons. Ringen or wrestling is a form used by many Hema fighters

    • @DaneTheInsane675
      @DaneTheInsane675 2 роки тому +20

      @@alexhicks6207Going frame by frame it looks a lot like he purposefully drops the sword once he has pushed back the other dude to a position where both of his hands are above his head. After this he immediately grabs him around the waist and the proceeds to throw him.
      If it wasn't premeditated, then that man must have some insane reflexes. I at least can't really wrap my head around this being anything else than a pre-planned attack.

  • @richardh6525
    @richardh6525 3 роки тому +4694

    I have a feeling he's like one of those sparring partners that just goes 100% when everyone is at like 60-70%.
    Edit - yes I know it's a tournament. This is a sparring joke - for those who have seen this happen in sparring. Thanks everyone!

    • @vaporsouls6752
      @vaporsouls6752 3 роки тому +277

      Its one of them things you cant complain about someone but you are kinda pissed at it

    • @richardh6525
      @richardh6525 3 роки тому +76

      @@vaporsouls6752 yeah - a bit of a gnarly slam. But it was so nice no one even cared.

    • @Yorikoification
      @Yorikoification 3 роки тому +88

      Yep, I've had to defend against a couple of boys like that during training. They don't know or don't care to hold back and then after 5 minutes they're winded xD

    • @pedrogibbon6380
      @pedrogibbon6380 3 роки тому +119

      @@vaporsouls6752 sparring isnt about going 100% because you want to prevent useless injuries. 100% sparring is a novice thing

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 3 роки тому +6

      @@RibbidyJamGames Sounds like you're just a lil bitch who can't handle a nice fight

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 3 роки тому +8279

    "You okay?"
    But he was, in fact, not okay.

    • @steveperks7054
      @steveperks7054 3 роки тому +89

      I heard that in Morgan Freeman's. Thanks for the laugh!

    • @user-rh6jj9ov1m
      @user-rh6jj9ov1m 3 роки тому +20

      I had all the gold pieces of that bionicle

    • @cd4playa1245
      @cd4playa1245 3 роки тому

      Lmao!!

    • @surbyug
      @surbyug 3 роки тому +9

      @@steveperks7054 really? I heard it in Ron Howard's voice. Too much Arrested Development in my life, I suppose...

    • @digitaldream9yearslater743
      @digitaldream9yearslater743 3 роки тому

      a b

  • @BlikeNave
    @BlikeNave 3 роки тому +14764

    "Let's sword fight!" Immediately throws sword and starts MMA lol.

    • @BlueVideosBR
      @BlueVideosBR 3 роки тому +23

      xD

    • @fadhli179
      @fadhli179 3 роки тому +454

      U will be surprised at how much wrestling technique HEMA have, despite primary weapon based

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 3 роки тому +183

      Body to body combat happens within milliseconds even with bladed and blunt weaponry. There's a very good reason wrestling and Judo and the like was implemented into the combat arts of the Greek and Japanese and such.

    • @logan5954
      @logan5954 3 роки тому +48

      Grappling is what they call it in the german manuals, but basically if you get so close to the opponent just beat the shit out of them. But then again there is actual moves for grappling

    • @Annokh
      @Annokh 3 роки тому +138

      There's an opinion that modern HEMA rules (well, some rulesets, to be more precise) favour stuff like that. In order to give better representation to historical grappling - and it was common in armoured combat - rules were tweaked and takedowns like this can now score, and occasionally they score well. As a result, there are enthusiasts who criticize the way these changes were implemented because now they sometimes get to witness entire HEMA tournaments getting "stormed" by wrestlers who manage to win events almost like in this video: "clash, throw away your sword, slam the opponent", time after time.
      But then again, this is sports for you, as soon as you introduce score, you create metagaming, and it'll probably be ridiculous. This is not even the worst example, because from historical standpoint there's nothing unusual about ending fight on the ground. Although the criticism also has a point: when most anti-armour techniques are banned in tournaments for safety reasons, it is indeed bound to become wrestling competition with extra steps.

  • @BrianTKessler
    @BrianTKessler 2 роки тому +580

    His opponent wasn’t just surprised… he was floored.

    • @notalltheories
      @notalltheories 2 роки тому +8

      This comment is so underrated 😂

    • @Immortal_BP
      @Immortal_BP 2 роки тому +11

      This guy knows how to make girls fall head over heels for him.

    • @bulldog666999
      @bulldog666999 2 роки тому +2

      Bravo 👏

    • @jbeyond7402
      @jbeyond7402 2 роки тому +3

      yea he really ended up taken aback.

    • @isaacgraff8288
      @isaacgraff8288 2 роки тому +1

      well played good sir.

  • @Kyrieru
    @Kyrieru 2 роки тому +65

    Man, going back in time and seeing actual combat would be really surreal. Would be like Luke going back in time and realizing jedi used to do flips and shit.

  • @shalashashka3086
    @shalashashka3086 3 роки тому +13166

    "Do em dirty in front of they squad."
    - Sun tzu

    • @spiceyboi7477
      @spiceyboi7477 3 роки тому +127

      Accurate

    • @BatCostumeGuy
      @BatCostumeGuy 3 роки тому +79

      Pretty sure Erwin Romell said that, but okay.

    • @actualideas8078
      @actualideas8078 3 роки тому +17

      @@BatCostumeGuy he did try to kill Hitler..

    • @spiceyboi7477
      @spiceyboi7477 3 роки тому +57

      @@BatCostumeGuy its a rephrasing of "strike an enemy with fierce precision and their allies will fall in fear" or something along similar lines

    • @JOSH2625
      @JOSH2625 3 роки тому +1

      Your English is as stupid as your profile pic

  • @steveking1037
    @steveking1037 3 роки тому +7736

    “While you studied the blade, I... learned how to fight.”

    • @BawlBag
      @BawlBag 3 роки тому +298

      And now you have the audacity to ask for a replacement hip?

    • @salvatorerampello6247
      @salvatorerampello6247 3 роки тому +39

      Right but if It was a fight to the death he wouldn't esitate to Stick the sword though his neck

    • @steveking1037
      @steveking1037 3 роки тому +133

      @@salvatorerampello6247 and he would have failed and gotten slammed, just like he did here.

    • @Prince-jb9hm
      @Prince-jb9hm 3 роки тому +3

      1000 yay

    • @AJ--212
      @AJ--212 3 роки тому +22

      @@steveking1037 lmao yeah i actually think it would have been more swift without the suit

  • @AbysmalRapture
    @AbysmalRapture 3 роки тому +832

    Don't feel bad dude, I can never hit "X" fast enough to get out of guard breaks either

    • @Zaiqu0
      @Zaiqu0 3 роки тому +18

      I wanna say this is referring to for honor but I have no idea

    • @StrawHatTruthy
      @StrawHatTruthy 2 роки тому +9

      Yea that faint was crazy.

    • @bray3416
      @bray3416 2 роки тому +7

      @@Zaiqu0 It is a for honor reference lmao

    • @Falling_Devil
      @Falling_Devil 2 роки тому +31

      Ubisoft nerf the blue guy please, these soft feints into demon embrace is getting ridiculous

    • @sindeviltrigger9268
      @sindeviltrigger9268 2 роки тому +3

      A for honor references. Love it!
      You sir have made my day!

  • @ExileLuciola
    @ExileLuciola 2 роки тому +390

    HEMA Enthusiast: "I want to experience the skilled art of swordsmanship!"
    All 'round Athlete. "I'm going to do everything I can to win."

    • @Rocket_this
      @Rocket_this 2 роки тому +13

      if you aint cheating, you clearly aint trying

    • @draco_1876
      @draco_1876 2 роки тому +37

      Grappling was part of the battlefield

    • @keikei2942
      @keikei2942 2 роки тому +9

      @@draco_1876 yes but this isn't a battlefield, these people are just practicing a sport for fun

    • @ferumcastrum4097
      @ferumcastrum4097 2 роки тому +37

      @@keikei2942 Well Hema is basically MMA with swords, it isn’t illegal.

    • @sirnick12
      @sirnick12 Рік тому +14

      Nah to be honest if you look at the oldest manuscropt out there by Fiore, he has much more grappling plays explained than sword plays xD Tbh nothing shows greater skill than properly executed lock, or throw, and it shows huge skill, it isn't necessarily easy to close in and get a proper throw when a sword is pointed at you. Even here you can argue that the throw wasn't that good as it allowed the opponent to get a proper pommel strike to the top of his head.
      If you want to see how a throw in this position may be executed better just look up Meyers 1st longsword throw

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 3 роки тому +4148

    "I see you have parried my sword. But can you parry... THE GROUND?!"

  • @nblhrt92
    @nblhrt92 3 роки тому +7703

    Reminds me of an old saying:
    Never bring a sword to a greco-roman wrestling match.

    • @ssmuggler1wizerd881
      @ssmuggler1wizerd881 3 роки тому +65

      classic

    • @harvestblades
      @harvestblades 3 роки тому +109

      honestly if you properly have a longsword against a wrestler you just have to use the range to your advantage. It just shows the singlemindedness of Red he was in a swordfight blue was in a fight.

    • @VITAS874
      @VITAS874 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/5I_eOfTSpxM/v-deo.html but there are exceptions...

    • @completeshaman
      @completeshaman 3 роки тому +42

      @@harvestblades
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    • @NeillWylie
      @NeillWylie 3 роки тому +1

      Nice haha

  • @GabelhelmSogarbraten
    @GabelhelmSogarbraten 2 роки тому +4

    Thats the guy who asks for light sparring in the gym and starts throwing full power combinations while your still warming up

  • @jaygrand4180
    @jaygrand4180 3 роки тому +267

    "holy fuck, that's a lot of damage"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @averagecalisthenicsguy1504
      @averagecalisthenicsguy1504 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Wkoqv8El1sE/v-deo.html

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox Рік тому +2

      "To show the power of my teachings, I'm going to break this man in half!"

  • @heli400
    @heli400 3 роки тому +8763

    “I’d win if you fought fairly!”
    “Well then, that doesn’t give me much incentive to fight fairly now does it?”
    -Captain Jack Sparrow

    • @ethanruigrok7946
      @ethanruigrok7946 3 роки тому +182

      This specific tournament allowed those kind of things. Thats why he did it.

    • @jaketheasianguy3307
      @jaketheasianguy3307 3 роки тому +123

      Well, the rules allow you to do this so it's fair and square

    • @fireflame5296
      @fireflame5296 3 роки тому +34

      @@jaketheasianguy3307 just because the rules allow it dosent mean it's fair lol

    • @fireflame5296
      @fireflame5296 3 роки тому +44

      @Boomer Barrus your logic is dumb dude anyone that is 200 pounds and below can be body slammed easily like that dude was you're basically saying because someone isn't fat its their fault they're getting thrown around lol wtf and there's literally no defensive technique to stop getting picked up and slammed down

    • @fireflame5296
      @fireflame5296 3 роки тому +11

      @Boomer Barrus and the slam is unfair because it's sword fighting not wrestling the guy was expecting to fight with swords not get hugged

  • @TheDiego908
    @TheDiego908 3 роки тому +7960

    He pulled off a successful class change mid battle from Warrior to Monk

    • @kutthroatgdnyt4671
      @kutthroatgdnyt4671 3 роки тому +190

      Man went from Knight class to Smackdown

    • @lukej452
      @lukej452 3 роки тому +77

      Thankfully it didn't turn into Rogue PvP otherwise there would have been bloodshed from the double Mutilate crit.

    • @nikel-
      @nikel- 3 роки тому +36

      Nah he switched his style from swordmaster to royal guard

    • @bloodassassin9285
      @bloodassassin9285 3 роки тому +10

      By hitting the pause main went to inventory respec and won

    • @freshbison2359
      @freshbison2359 3 роки тому +7

      This dude's multiclass is showing

  • @hardgay7537
    @hardgay7537 2 роки тому +56

    "Why do we need to grapple in a sword fight if all we gotta do is thrust a sword?"
    "The enemy cannot thrust a sword if you dislocate his arm. MEDIC!"
    Sorry, this little scene reminded me of Starship Troopers for a second.

    • @thedeviantguy
      @thedeviantguy 3 місяці тому +1

      It’s because that scene is directly referencing a scene in a book that had a plain point to make about this exact scenario. It doesn’t matter if you can nuke a bug hole with a grenade, eventually you will run out of grenades. You might even lose that arm. Even if you do, you are still a weapon. Combat isn’t just about pushing buttons or throwing nukes around.

    • @Centauri902
      @Centauri902 2 місяці тому +1

      @@thedeviantguy You missed the point entirely. You will never run out of grenades if you are working with even a hallway competent industrial complex.

  • @galavant2754
    @galavant2754 6 місяців тому +8

    Y'know who wins when a sword fight turns into a wrestling match? The first person to realize it's now a wrestling match.

  • @lukasmendevi2242
    @lukasmendevi2242 3 роки тому +11994

    “If your weapon will be a hinderance upon the battle, abandon tradition and catch these hands, boi.” -Sun Tzu

    • @RandyKing314
      @RandyKing314 3 роки тому +193

      Ahhhh, I see you found the secret Sun Tzu stuff.

    • @Lechampion3
      @Lechampion3 3 роки тому +35

      Correction i your weapon was a hindrance

    • @demonzabrak
      @demonzabrak 3 роки тому +107

      “Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment - that which they cannot anticipate.”
      Apollos “They had us in the First Half” Hester

    • @rob3439
      @rob3439 3 роки тому +6

      This is an amazing comment haha

    • @PrinsPrygel
      @PrinsPrygel 3 роки тому +3

      @@demonzabrak Moving your shadow.
      - Go Rin No Sho.

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 3 роки тому +4569

    _“Dumbledore gently bumped into his opponent”_

    • @jacktait9849
      @jacktait9849 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @BusinessDog2000
      @BusinessDog2000 3 роки тому +10

      this comment fkn killed me
      thank you

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 3 роки тому +23

      @@BusinessDog2000 No problem, happy funeral

    • @toxic_tomb1238
      @toxic_tomb1238 3 роки тому +16

      He calmly asked "DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE?"

    • @Z43K
      @Z43K 3 роки тому +2

      HARRYYYY POOOOOTTTTERRRR

  • @UserUserUser-jg8zs
    @UserUserUser-jg8zs 3 місяці тому +5

    This is more accurate than the five minutes of choreographed combat that appear in movies and series.

  • @pirateofthepacific9687
    @pirateofthepacific9687 3 роки тому +4

    Dude came in that day thinking he was just gonna spar with the homies have a light practice but instead got body slammed

  • @noahpatton9276
    @noahpatton9276 3 роки тому +4961

    Now it’s just a race of who can explain their side of the story to mom first.

    • @meowmeowone8479
      @meowmeowone8479 3 роки тому +73

      This is the most important thing of all. Dad? It's all good. Mom? You done goofed.

    • @thename5069
      @thename5069 3 роки тому +126

      @Soldat Kaiyodo be calm my angry little friend

    • @iSTEFIXi
      @iSTEFIXi 3 роки тому +53

      @Soldat Kaiyodo hhahahaha my god you sound like a looser

    • @oakenmind
      @oakenmind 3 роки тому +40

      @Soldat Kaiyodo you must be fun at parties.

    • @namepending5620
      @namepending5620 3 роки тому +32

      @Soldat Kaiyodo I literally cannot stop laughing at your comment. I can't breath anymore it's so fucking funny. Please delete it so you can save my life.please, I beg you.

  • @nashmishah6064
    @nashmishah6064 3 роки тому +2952

    huh. i thought he was gonna throw his sword at him or something.

    • @13Kr4zYAzN13
      @13Kr4zYAzN13 3 роки тому +69

      That's why I clicked 😂 lol

    • @The8bitbeard
      @The8bitbeard 3 роки тому +125

      I was waiting for one of them to unscrew his pommel and chuck it at his opponent to "end him rightly".

    • @RagingRugbyst
      @RagingRugbyst 3 роки тому +17

      tbh I figured he'd unscrew the pommel and do the deed.

    • @RuiSen1
      @RuiSen1 3 роки тому +5

      that’s what I wanted but I got sum better

    • @king_koa7317
      @king_koa7317 3 роки тому

      I thought he was gonna throw his helmet...

  • @ArkamasRoss
    @ArkamasRoss 2 роки тому +18

    “Embrace your enemies. With both arms around them, how can they attack you?”
    This guy: Hey that’s a good idea!

  • @mydogsnameisbeans
    @mydogsnameisbeans 2 роки тому +16

    “You win battles by knowing the enemy’s timing, and using a timing which the enemy does not expect”
    Miyamoto Musashi
    The Book of Five Rings

  • @devantebrown179
    @devantebrown179 3 роки тому +4760

    “If you must only wound a man, you better kill his pride.”

  • @jacobblanton5179
    @jacobblanton5179 3 роки тому +5930

    Ah, you know you're having good clean fun when someone shouts:
    "Medic! MEDIC!!"

    • @howdy5005
      @howdy5005 3 роки тому +34

      that's the comment i was looking for

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 3 роки тому +132

      "Doc! C'mon man!"
      -Some male Boston teenager with a lime cap

    • @morroghaiky6580
      @morroghaiky6580 3 роки тому +36

      @@dumbleking5172 "Archimedes?"

    • @alexanderzippel8809
      @alexanderzippel8809 3 роки тому +4

      Hheeeyyyy! I have your profile picture as mine on Reddit

    • @DavidFletcher08
      @DavidFletcher08 3 роки тому +8

      Charge me doc

  • @UncleRJ
    @UncleRJ 2 роки тому +25

    "He who moved first will perform a faster yeet"
    -Jackie Chan, Thy Art Is Murder

  • @danielziwicki1149
    @danielziwicki1149 3 роки тому +38

    It would be hilarious if he yelled HEMA THROW as he dropped the kid

  • @comeonnodont5569
    @comeonnodont5569 3 роки тому +3290

    "this fencing club sucks..."
    -Guy on ground

    • @FlorisGerber
      @FlorisGerber 3 роки тому +87

      If someone uses a throw like this in our club, he gets shown the door. It is absolutely enough to lift to get the point, executing the slam would be heavily frowned upon.

    • @FlorisGerber
      @FlorisGerber 3 роки тому +63

      @J Jones very obviously. I train about 10 hours per week now, right after the lockdown. I trained much more before. If I threw my partners like this, I would in very short order have no partners. If you want to call me a pussy for that, then do.

    • @Shanoyu19271
      @Shanoyu19271 3 роки тому +68

      @@weeb1742 Dude u look like a clown

    • @weeb1742
      @weeb1742 3 роки тому +6

      @@Shanoyu19271 stfu you look like panda express

    • @FlorisGerber
      @FlorisGerber 3 роки тому +27

      @J Jones why should I want to prove you wrong. It's not me that shows his qualities as a debater by calling someone else a name.

  • @themostdeadmeme1609
    @themostdeadmeme1609 3 роки тому +5751

    Me at the start: Oh he'll probably throw his sword and confuse his opponent! That'll be funny!
    ...
    *"O H L A W D"*

    • @taintedmyth0s636
      @taintedmyth0s636 3 роки тому +70

      Yeah that's what I thought. Yikes, there's a reason this isn't legal in most tournaments...

    • @TheScamr
      @TheScamr 3 роки тому +27

      @@taintedmyth0s636 People with a real warrior aspect despise tournament rules. Everyone has to decide if they undertake a task for mere physical enjoyment and discipline or to work on the warrior aspect that may save their lives. t.Miyamoto Musashi

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 3 роки тому +146

      @@TheScamr I too would like to utilize my glock in a tournament for swords to show off my real warrior aspect and thus I despise these rules that say I'm not allowed to murder my opponent in cold blood - Tsun Tzu

    • @frostigamer9740
      @frostigamer9740 3 роки тому +1

      😂 😂 😂 Same

    • @TGears314
      @TGears314 3 роки тому +30

      @@UncleMerlin HEMA is historical European martial arts, please understand Greco Roman wrestling is historical, a martial art, and European. If I was naming a sport that, I would include that type of wrestling. The real crime here is that he did it on a hard surface. The floor should have a mat at least😬

  • @kurozunakabuto9682
    @kurozunakabuto9682 3 роки тому +38

    "To beat a man with a sword you must first body slam him to the floor"
    -The Sun

  • @ohioman4646
    @ohioman4646 2 роки тому +5

    If i had a nickel for every "tell me how the grass tastes, little man" moment in HEMA

  • @royalpancakes7807
    @royalpancakes7807 3 роки тому +3956

    Ah yes the forbidden sword art of *Yeet*

    • @WanderingRonin509
      @WanderingRonin509 3 роки тому +34

      Located within the country of Yeetland

    • @EmptyBrewsky
      @EmptyBrewsky 3 роки тому +29

      Residing upon Planet Yeetz.

    • @RW-tv6py
      @RW-tv6py 3 роки тому +26

      In the yeet star system

    • @blueorb8994
      @blueorb8994 3 роки тому +22

      And the Galactic naborhood of *Yeetus Feetus*

    • @YeetYeet-vj8vl
      @YeetYeet-vj8vl 3 роки тому +21

      You have called?

  • @skeletor7144
    @skeletor7144 3 роки тому +3848

    at the end, blue squats down to red and whispers in his ear
    "come back in ten years"

    • @anordhuscarl8226
      @anordhuscarl8226 3 роки тому +75

      IT'LL BE YEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRS BEFORE YOU CAN FACE ME

    • @ldq8492
      @ldq8492 3 роки тому +85

      if you wish to defeat me train for another 100 years

    • @thedog5k
      @thedog5k 3 роки тому +5

      what does this reference ?

    • @KKdessu
      @KKdessu 3 роки тому +30

      @@ldq8492 -Sun Tzu

    • @derkturtle7191
      @derkturtle7191 3 роки тому +23

      @@thedog5k technoblade

  • @AW-ei2zk
    @AW-ei2zk 2 роки тому +5

    that body slam felt personal

  • @Brick_Squared
    @Brick_Squared 3 роки тому +206

    "I've practiced swordsmanship for tens of thousands of hours."
    "But I'm about to body slam this fool."

    • @Skerdy
      @Skerdy 2 роки тому +2

      Actually, European Knights did use a lot of grappling and unarmed fighting techniques (puches and kicks and so on). We have the illustrations on the manuals that prove that they were taught that, so that move is historically legit.

    • @Brick_Squared
      @Brick_Squared 2 роки тому +3

      @@Skerdy Right. It was a quip regarding how quickly the match was concluded. Never said they didn't use non weapon-based techniques. Similar to their Japanese counterparts, the Samurai.

    • @WhuDhat
      @WhuDhat 2 роки тому +2

      Wonder if any shit talking ensued pre match to facilitate that slam haha. Or maybe a bet between buddies?

    • @Brick_Squared
      @Brick_Squared 2 роки тому +1

      @@WhuDhat haha both scenarios I'd say are more than possible.

  • @Saintbow
    @Saintbow 3 роки тому +2277

    The clubs motto: "safety third"

  • @benderrofminds519
    @benderrofminds519 3 роки тому +1839

    *squats down*
    "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."

    • @mattooi4322
      @mattooi4322 3 роки тому +7

      Underrated comment

    • @lotuscat3173
      @lotuscat3173 3 роки тому +6

      Actually funny

    • @chavzone
      @chavzone 3 роки тому +9

      Caught me off-guard almost as much as red was

    • @mmcss1155
      @mmcss1155 3 роки тому

      Your comment doesn't apply to this video AT ALL. So why did I find it so darn funny? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeffercinadams9026
      @jeffercinadams9026 3 роки тому +3

      @@mmcss1155 because they call everyday and switch numbers after you block them all!

  • @MrJmDimond
    @MrJmDimond 7 місяців тому +4

    This is why a certain level of mat is required for throws

  • @SkyeTsow
    @SkyeTsow 2 роки тому +7

    I almost forgot to watch this today.

  • @MasterKcoop
    @MasterKcoop 3 роки тому +3216

    *Squats down*
    “Easy mode is now selectable”

  • @liltailhole3899
    @liltailhole3899 3 роки тому +2762

    “Boss, try remembering some of the basics of CQC”

    • @C0astDelta
      @C0astDelta 3 роки тому +67

      *Unsheathes claymore before charging russians*

    • @chicoscience502
      @chicoscience502 3 роки тому +37

      Knife + gun = Knifegun

    • @modnarnosrep1822
      @modnarnosrep1822 3 роки тому +14

      "Mission failed, we'll get them next time"

    • @codiserville593
      @codiserville593 3 роки тому +26

      Tap the square button lightly for a chokehold

    • @Brothernumber3
      @Brothernumber3 3 роки тому +16

      You're.... pretty good

  • @absolutetuber
    @absolutetuber 2 роки тому +17

    i remember this one time, at band camp...actually it was when i dabbled in judo during college....i got thrown and wasn't expecting it and it was similar to this. felt like every ounce of breath got knocked out of my lungs and i was down for the count for a while. i imagine this dude felt much the same.

  • @raulrostas7183
    @raulrostas7183 9 місяців тому +2

    "While you studied the blade I learned how to fight."

  • @DickEnchilada
    @DickEnchilada 3 роки тому +3934

    Blue: "Have at you"
    Red: [parries]
    Blue: "parry this, you filthy casual"

    • @Kiyomi1238
      @Kiyomi1238 3 роки тому +40

      Red: [dodge attacks] "I don't need to parry it, I can dodge it"
      Red: *has evolved from Orochi to Aramusha*

    • @DickEnchilada
      @DickEnchilada 3 роки тому +27

      @@Kiyomi1238 red literally got bodyslammed bro

    • @huhrawz
      @huhrawz 3 роки тому +4

      69 likes

    • @rambojacksonjr7887
      @rambojacksonjr7887 3 роки тому +1

      This the one 😂😂😂

    • @floydandriessen3995
      @floydandriessen3995 3 роки тому +1

      Copying comments from another vid is already sad. But copying a top comment and literally post it under the same vid? Boi....

  • @derekrambo
    @derekrambo 3 роки тому +2330

    Next recommended video:
    "HEMA Gun."

    • @gickygackers
      @gickygackers 3 роки тому +11

      Wrestling is at least a historical european martial art (HEMA)

    • @Simplefng
      @Simplefng 3 роки тому +6

      Crossbow?

    • @freekjegeen8603
      @freekjegeen8603 3 роки тому +23

      @@gickygackers arguably, so is flintlock dueling

    • @gickygackers
      @gickygackers 3 роки тому +11

      @@freekjegeen8603 not arguably, absolutley it is. I'm not saying that wrestling is more of a HEMA than guns, but his comment was trying to make an extreme juxtaposition, where nobody would suspect guns in the title, like how nobody expected the throw in the sparring video.

    • @TheMisterGuy
      @TheMisterGuy 3 роки тому

      SEKIROOOOOOO

  • @cowboybuller8909
    @cowboybuller8909 2 роки тому +9

    “Don’t go full force bro”
    “I won’t I promise”

  • @Coolgamer400
    @Coolgamer400 5 місяців тому +2

    Was at my second fencing training today, and the instructor said, the longsword also is a "wrestling avoidance device", now i know what he meant. 😂

  • @jpasta3599
    @jpasta3599 3 роки тому +1514

    “You’re well trained in the way of the sword, but the sword isn’t my weapon of choice...”

    • @azurath1845
      @azurath1845 3 роки тому +7

      You beat me to the joke by 2 days, gg

    • @Mionikoi
      @Mionikoi 3 роки тому +8

      Spears are better.

    • @ScottCyclops
      @ScottCyclops 3 роки тому +24

      My weapon of choice is the ground.
      Opponent: Sorry I just dont see it.
      Dont worry you will see it soon.

    • @StevenMcFlyJunior
      @StevenMcFlyJunior 3 роки тому

      What? Where? I don't see Christopher Walken anywhere .......

  • @robynharris7179
    @robynharris7179 2 роки тому +13

    I don’t what rules of engagement you were fighting under. But the most dangerous element I saw was that, while fighting with what appear to be edged steel weapons, one fighter’s head, neck, and throat protection fell off. That would certainly seem to be an excellent recipe for serious injury or death.

    • @eva2602
      @eva2602 Рік тому +3

      they're pretty heavily blunted and it's accepted as a dangerous sport from the get-go in general

  • @Tokmurok
    @Tokmurok 2 роки тому +7

    Jetsream sam bossfight in a nutshell.

  • @ethon3733
    @ethon3733 3 роки тому +2570

    Just imagine a Knight in full plate armor bodyslamming another Knight.

    • @Jim-tb7sj
      @Jim-tb7sj 3 роки тому +425

      Fun fact, alot of times that’s how fights to the death would end, because of the impenetrably thick armour some knights wore their opponents would slam them to the ground and finish them by slotting a dagger through small holes in helmets, neck guards and under the armpit. Just imagine that, that’s pretty brutal

    • @haydanoc8779
      @haydanoc8779 3 роки тому +69

      It would sound like my mum when she’s angry and she loudly wants eEeEeeEveRyy to know she’s doing the dishes.
      Plates: **smash**

    • @nathanjensen2374
      @nathanjensen2374 3 роки тому +149

      @@Jim-tb7sj Eeww... Imagine the knight just writhing around on the ground, unable to get up or out of his armor while another knight attempts to stick a dagger into him through his armor. That must have been horrifying for both parties involved.

    • @rejectedrocket5348
      @rejectedrocket5348 3 роки тому +53

      @@nathanjensen2374 I remember seeing such a scene in a movie. The two knights fought for quite a while until they both wore out. They wrestled for a bit, and then one knight got a hold of a knife.
      I believe it is on Netflix, but I don't recall.

    • @Nomans_Nomen
      @Nomans_Nomen 3 роки тому +88

      End game historical melee combat was basically american football with full plate armor, poleaxes, and rondel daggers.

  • @vghit921
    @vghit921 3 роки тому +1611

    Dude *gets back up* “Alright rematch”
    *gets into stance pulls out gun*

    • @matiasfermandois264
      @matiasfermandois264 3 роки тому +72

      "Parry this you filthy casual!"
      *Gets parried*
      *Panicks*

    • @adamhockgeiger9575
      @adamhockgeiger9575 3 роки тому +7

      He’s not getting back up for a bit lol

    • @ecliptin5395
      @ecliptin5395 Рік тому

      I mean i would too

    • @humann5682
      @humann5682 8 місяців тому +2

      It's HEMA dude. He's pulling out a crank loading crossbow 😂

    • @humann5682
      @humann5682 8 місяців тому

      ​@adamhockgeiger9575 Annoucer after 5 minutes "He's okay folks! Give him a big hand!"

  • @NicoBlack69
    @NicoBlack69 3 роки тому +10

    Ah yes, the Belly to Belly Suplex. A classic HEMA move.

  • @goofywithanl
    @goofywithanl 2 роки тому +1

    Bro slammed his ass then made sure he was good. What a cool dude

  • @Kaimmen
    @Kaimmen 3 роки тому +1588

    guy in blue: you acting too relaxed for someone *in command grab range*

    • @DrNeonGaming
      @DrNeonGaming 3 роки тому +34

      Had the Melee Marth range on that fuckin grab

    • @spicypepperz
      @spicypepperz 3 роки тому +16

      I was thinking some samurai showdown where you get disarmed then just end up using command throws to win haha

    • @OddWolf666
      @OddWolf666 3 роки тому +11

      *Smiles in SMUG*

    • @babypyroshark2604
      @babypyroshark2604 3 роки тому +1

      I mean that was kinda what happened wasnt it
      I mean a long sword like that has an effective range. Im pretty sure if someone gets close enough that you cant freely move your sword you should either create distance or drop the sword like blue did

    • @Wolvenworks
      @Wolvenworks 3 роки тому +5

      pot buster time

  • @haveaday1812
    @haveaday1812 3 роки тому +2607

    Imagine the locker room conversation after:
    “What the fuck Steve? You were just at my house for a barbecue yesterday!?”

    • @AJ--212
      @AJ--212 3 роки тому +45

      @@user-ww1zr2qt2h not my fault you stole my dang pig

    • @kicknuter5307
      @kicknuter5307 3 роки тому +47

      @@AJ--212 the fuck you say about her get ready you bitch(pulls out sword)

    • @bouncydachon
      @bouncydachon 3 роки тому +46

      @@kicknuter5307 EN GARDE BITCH!!!

    • @aaronmyers5970
      @aaronmyers5970 3 роки тому +9

      AYE MAN🤣🤣🤣🤣U BOUT KILLED ME WITH THAT ONE🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @Pandora880
      @Pandora880 3 роки тому +9

      @@kicknuter5307 I heard intense music after reading that

  • @peterlee9691
    @peterlee9691 2 роки тому +3

    "I said yield, you insolent squire....!"

  • @Skaiform
    @Skaiform 3 роки тому +46

    First guy: well I can’t ACTUALLY stab him, allow me to lightly slash at his armored area, jolly good fight lad! En garde!
    Second guy: I’m going to break your spine.

  • @Auto70Galaxy
    @Auto70Galaxy 3 роки тому +2972

    If this is legal here then the ufc should add a surpise sword attack during fights. lol

    • @solidfoxzero2256
      @solidfoxzero2256 3 роки тому +102

      They allow it but blue did it over the top

    • @finitesound
      @finitesound 3 роки тому +91

      This is heavily looked down upon.

    • @janetweed
      @janetweed 3 роки тому +37

      the way I see it is red had bad posture and left himself open the hole throw could be avoided if he kept a stable stance or kept blade front he'll learn from his mistakes or be thrown again in do time trust me its better than getting Shield bashed by someone 3 times your size in the meantime MEDIC

    • @notyourmom1035
      @notyourmom1035 3 роки тому +4

      "Well next time save *ME* some ribs"

    • @readhistory2023
      @readhistory2023 3 роки тому +7

      @@finitesound You might as well take a dancing class to learn how to use a sword. It's not sword fighting it's cosplay with swords.

  • @pablo506
    @pablo506 2 роки тому +30

    I like the moment when the opponent just gave him a hug and he seems like he's wondering "were tf am I? Whats the meaning of life" and then just is grabbed and returns to the real world

  • @chrisz9732
    @chrisz9732 Рік тому +7

    Wrestling was a big part of armored combat around the world. Everyone is blaming Judo bro but really the tournament organizers are at fault for creating rules where you’re allowed to slam, but not having any mats to fight on.

  • @treygrimm9689
    @treygrimm9689 3 роки тому +3262

    Well...wrestling is allowed in some HEMA tournaments in Russia but we have 1 rule: Just show your advantage over your opponent, do not suplex him х)

    • @distrurbedGNR
      @distrurbedGNR 3 роки тому +121

      Wasn’t a suplex just a May return

    • @distrurbedGNR
      @distrurbedGNR 3 роки тому +28

      Mat

    • @WhyName
      @WhyName 3 роки тому +91

      That's well and good until the other guy pommel strikes you in the face. Then he's getting yeeted.

    • @maximad5997
      @maximad5997 3 роки тому +49

      @@WhyName Judges could be picky about the pommel strike to the face, but you have to remember if he's being lifted in the air when that happens it's not going to be much force and strength as you were standing on two feet on the ground.

    • @WhyName
      @WhyName 3 роки тому +14

      @@maximad5997 I'm not sure what your point is, but the guy who got pommeled had his face swell up to the point he couldn't chew after this.

  • @JeshuaMorbus
    @JeshuaMorbus 3 роки тому +600

    When you play chess, make sure that your opponent think you're playing dice.

  • @kellenlean2076
    @kellenlean2076 25 днів тому +2

    HEMA homie wasn’t ready for that one💀

  • @aboxthatdrools
    @aboxthatdrools 3 роки тому +8

    I like how he squats down at the end as if he's looking down on him.

  • @anthonyr622
    @anthonyr622 3 роки тому +184

    Dude died like a minecraft character, his equipment is scattered all over the floor. 😂

  • @ericoseid9612
    @ericoseid9612 6 років тому +4494

    Shows why wrestling is so important to integrate in all martial arts. Wrestling really is the fundamental discipline of all fighting.

    • @trodai9607
      @trodai9607 6 років тому +394

      The guy got thrown on solid ground. I don't care what affinity you have for wrestling that shit's uncalled for in my opinion.

    • @ericoseid9612
      @ericoseid9612 6 років тому +624

      Trodai all i’m saying is that if you can’t grapple, you can’t fight. Either way, if it’s permitted under this ruleset, then it’s definitely called for.

    • @ericoseid9612
      @ericoseid9612 6 років тому +191

      Trodai also there are mats lol

    • @trodai9607
      @trodai9607 6 років тому +212

      Eric there's a difference between grappling and picking up an object and slamming it. Fighter 1 (thrower) had other options here, but it was clearly a premeditated move. Throwing is a common thing in HEMA (especially German ringen) but if either partner doesn't know how to fall correctly or throw the opponent, it's plausible for extreme injury. The ground in this video is not matted, otherwise I might have an altered opinion.

    • @trodai9607
      @trodai9607 6 років тому +71

      Eric Oseid don't get me wrong, grappling is crucial to martial arts since almost every melee ends up on the ground.

  • @FlorianNexuzZ
    @FlorianNexuzZ 7 місяців тому +3

    i read the title and thought someones gonna throw their sword

  • @hop-skipthechewtoys1836
    @hop-skipthechewtoys1836 5 місяців тому +9

    I've watched this a few times now, and considering how the grappler (lol) enters into the match with a really loose and non-commited grip on the sword, i don't think he had any intention to "sword fight" at all. Heck, I'm not entirely sure he knows how to use one
    But he clearly didn't need to lol. Maybe that was the point of the throw--why WOULD a swordfighter engage in such close quarters if the option to drop their opponent on their neck presented itself?

    • @theswarmsquad3606
      @theswarmsquad3606 Місяць тому

      He definitely knows what he’s doing since he’s in the right stance and knew how to displace the blade, but that was definitely the intention from the start

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 роки тому +489

    When you’re playing Skyrim and decide that that bandit needs a taste of these hands and the fucking earth.

    • @stalinsoulz7872
      @stalinsoulz7872 3 роки тому +8

      Marauder: has Greats word*
      Me: *Takedown Mods Installed*
      Also me: He ain't Gonna Know what hit em

    • @shoemakerx0105
      @shoemakerx0105 3 роки тому +10

      When a drauger disarms you, so you decide to punch and accidentally get a crit attack

    • @guythatlikesbananas6293
      @guythatlikesbananas6293 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/CsH9Mu1vfjU/v-deo.html

  • @mememachine5378
    @mememachine5378 3 роки тому +535

    Dude asked "Are you okay" like he didnt just lift this man off the ground entirely and lay him out like some laundry

  • @natesturm448
    @natesturm448 Місяць тому +1

    That dude has been waiting so long to do that. If I was the receiver of that move I couldn't be mad. Just mad respect in the commitment.

  • @guywhoneversleeps
    @guywhoneversleeps 2 роки тому +3

    ive taken harder shots than that, but what really gets me is that the other person just was completely surprised.

  • @genny1814
    @genny1814 3 роки тому +1625

    “If you can’t draw blood, put them in the mud.”
    -Son Shoe

    • @baileydombroskie3046
      @baileydombroskie3046 3 роки тому +16

      Where ever u got that, and watever, it just sounds way too good both practically and rimmingly.

    • @butternug5303
      @butternug5303 3 роки тому +4

      Planted

    • @Yarp-xj3rd
      @Yarp-xj3rd 3 роки тому +8

      @@baileydombroskie3046 lol, you said "rimming".

    • @baileydombroskie3046
      @baileydombroskie3046 3 роки тому +2

      @@Yarp-xj3rd I didn’t proof read that comment apparently. Auto spell check works in mysterious ways. Idk wat I tried to say but spell check made up its mind wat it wanted me to say.

    • @Yarp-xj3rd
      @Yarp-xj3rd 3 роки тому +2

      @@baileydombroskie3046 who knows man. Chalk it up to one of life's mysteries. 😅

  • @Closed1405
    @Closed1405 3 роки тому +611

    Damn that thrust going into the transition for the throw was so smooth, it looked like he was waiting all his life to do just that

    • @solidfoxzero2256
      @solidfoxzero2256 3 роки тому +7

      Muscle memory at best

    • @pillmill8987
      @pillmill8987 3 роки тому +20

      He had that throw planned from day one.

    • @FingerinUrDaughter
      @FingerinUrDaughter 3 роки тому +3

      there was not a single thrust in this video, the fuck did you watch?

    • @TurtleGamers1
      @TurtleGamers1 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@FingerinUrDaughter now that's a nasty fucking response

    • @ixxxxxxx
      @ixxxxxxx Рік тому +5

      in slow mo you can tell just how much he wanted to do that throw from the very start

  • @ElDrHouse2010
    @ElDrHouse2010 Рік тому +6

    brother be careful where you slam them, that is not Judoka cushioned floor.

  • @Syrr7777
    @Syrr7777 3 роки тому +7

    “If the blade doesn’t suffice, Pull out thy hands you shalt” -Master oogway

  • @ilyasbasuki3207
    @ilyasbasuki3207 3 роки тому +982

    Critical hits in games: *twirls sword and performs some fancy schmancy attack*
    Critical hits in real life: *B O D Y S L A M*

    • @saloneju
      @saloneju 3 роки тому +8

      Although back in day,wou would end this move by taking your dagger and thrusting it to his eye socket til he moves no more:--)

    • @InceyWincey
      @InceyWincey 3 роки тому +6

      People say learn Jujitsu for self defence.
      Incorrect, learn Judo. An untrained assailant will have absolutely no defence against a quick throw, and they will not be getting up and chasing you with any vigour for a couple of minutes. Getting slammed into the ground will stun you bad.
      Just be sure not to slam them head first, you don’t want to get arrested for manslaughter.

    • @delinkwent7375
      @delinkwent7375 3 роки тому

      @@InceyWincey but what if i do?

    • @InceyWincey
      @InceyWincey 3 роки тому +1

      @@cibo889 I think he gets arrested for murder if they find this thread. He needs to find a new way to kill someone accidentally on purpose now that he knows this.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 3 роки тому +1

      @@InceyWincey self defence is self defence! Who cares how I did so if the end result is the same? I'm not getting arrested for manslaughter if I shot my assaliant! At least not in this state.

  • @therewill1584
    @therewill1584 3 роки тому +479

    "Everybody has a plan until they get hema throwed" -Mike Tyson

  • @cheezeofages
    @cheezeofages 2 роки тому +41

    This reminds me of the lesson my teacher said was the most important one and though basic if you don't learn it you can't be considered a weapons master. That's the very common mistake of becoming fixated on your weapon and not considering your other attack options. A surprising number of knife fighting demos fall apart if the people don't forget they have two arms and two legs.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 2 роки тому +10

      This is not full spectrum martial arts, but specifically Hema. However, grappling WAS absolutely part of historical fighting treatises so it's 100% fine for Hema.

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 2 роки тому +4

      there is a reason why there are rules though, if you can't cut someone, then why use swords at all when you can just throw them to the ground and win the fight instantly ? there is a reason why free martial arts tend to devolve into grappling, because its the easiest way to defeat someone without seriously hurting them.

    • @consarnit2071
      @consarnit2071 2 роки тому +2

      So basically bring a gun next time. Got it.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 2 роки тому +2

      @@consarnit2071 Are the guns historically accurate to the period?

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 2 роки тому +2

      @@darthkek1953 HEMA is pretty broad, it does include fighting styles from periods where guns existed, so yes.

  • @Jesus-dg8dl
    @Jesus-dg8dl 3 роки тому +6

    "if u dont have swords, tackle the enemy"
    -the guy who has lost the sword

  • @kgb5507
    @kgb5507 3 роки тому +293

    The way he picks up the helmet makes him look like he just looted the body

    • @adriansayoc2775
      @adriansayoc2775 2 роки тому

      This comment is so fucking underrated

    • @moparmatt5683
      @moparmatt5683 2 роки тому +2

      It’s a unique item only found in the first tutorial mission

    • @travishouse5988
      @travishouse5988 2 роки тому

      KGB, to the victor goes the spoils... 👊🏾

    • @user-gr7iy7vh6f
      @user-gr7iy7vh6f 2 роки тому

      Hello fellow KGB agents.

  • @mk6315
    @mk6315 3 роки тому +814

    Roll initiative:20
    Barbarian: I block his attack and suplex him

    • @RavenMobile
      @RavenMobile 3 роки тому +15

      Funny, but suplexes go over the head as the attacker falls backward. This was a slam, using underhooks/body lock.

    • @shadowlucario7125
      @shadowlucario7125 3 роки тому +21

      @@RavenMobile another reason this is wrong is because rolling initiative has nothing to do with blocks or attacks

    • @Xentrolis
      @Xentrolis 3 роки тому +6

      @@shadowlucario7125 - True. But I still laughed.

    • @nexus5178
      @nexus5178 3 роки тому +18

      >Be me. Forever GM. Playing Pathfinder.
      >Party is currently in martial tournament, with Barbarian taking up the role of the participant, and everyone else watching from the sidelines.
      >Barbarian is currently in duel with a fighter. both are equal level.
      >Barbarian: I block his attack and suplex him.
      >Me: Um... alright, roll to grapple.
      >Barbarian: Nat 20 on grapple.
      >Me: Rolls nat 1 for fighter to break free from grapple.
      >Barbarian: Rolls max damage for suplex.
      >Me: Uhhhhh.
      >MFW the barbarian managed to drop the fighter's HP to zero in a single turn, knocking them out.

    • @ehall3915
      @ehall3915 3 роки тому +1

      @@RavenMobile bear hug

  • @juanlastra3502
    @juanlastra3502 2 роки тому +13

    -He: *throws away his sword
    -Other people: "Why? Now you are unarmed!"
    -Jigoro Kano's ghost: "You're never unarmed if you can hit your opponent with a planet"

    • @Klbkchhezeim
      @Klbkchhezeim 2 роки тому +1

      He didn't throw it away on purpose though, he was disarmed by the guy in red.

    • @BaldorfBreakdowns
      @BaldorfBreakdowns 2 роки тому

      @@Klbkchhezeim You don't react to being disarmed that fast. He intended to throw that guy from the start of the fight.

  • @justinm2434
    @justinm2434 2 роки тому +7

    FLAWLESS VICTORY....BRUTALITY

  • @commandergelatoalighieri
    @commandergelatoalighieri 3 роки тому +227

    Blue squats down next to red and says
    "Why would you make me do this?"

    • @Xqvvzts
      @Xqvvzts 3 роки тому +44

      "Think, Red! Think!"

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 роки тому +19

      “You’re fighting to watch your entire body get slammed down and die!”

    • @Air_Vincks
      @Air_Vincks 3 роки тому +10

      "You're fighting to watch this entire sport die!"

    • @StrawHatTruthy
      @StrawHatTruthy 2 роки тому +6

      WHAT WILL YOU HAVE IN 5 MORE MATCHES?!

    • @stephonmanny7555
      @stephonmanny7555 2 роки тому +6

      I'll have you Blue. I'll have you.