for the record, face-eating guy was mentally ill and no bath salts were found in his system. The police, upon catching him, merely said they thought he might be on bath salts, which turned out not to be true. Big win for the war on drugs.
That poison subject is important, so thank you. If we were the sorts who live in the woods, Florida and all of the area surrounding the Gulf of Mexico have that in common. Poison is everywhere. For example, in Florida, there is no such thing as a mushroom that won't kill you. Although you might argue with this, hear me out for a second because you will never live long enough to actually be right. The man who warns you about poison is trying to save your life, have a little respect for that. In these days of everybody being psychotic children that are drunk and on drugs, again I thank you.
@@emoo2342that drug arose in Russia over 20 years ago. What you're seeing in Florida is the same as every other zombified open air drug market in any American city & it's called tranq. The only reason Florida Man is a thing is because the state passed the Sunshine Law requiring all gov't records, including arrests, to be easily accessible to the public. Ever since reporters have come to rely on these immediately public arrest records to find something interesting to report on slow news days. These kind of crazy stories happen everywhere, but in Florida you can know all about it immediately.
@@JC-tf2jbI was born here & I go outside to warm up! My Alabama-ass husband comes from a place with a slight semblance of seasons & overexerts our AC until I'm an iceberg. I'm practically a sun worshipper, I just wish the air didn't feel like jello so often when I'm soaking up the light & heat.
Thank you, as a native NYr and Pennsylvania transplant and having visited Florida for just a week, I know that I won't be adding to y'all population. You're welcome. 😂😂 I DID love me some Publix tho! That place should be everywhere!!!😂😂😂
Don’t worry I will stay away! Visited a few times and there are some beautiful areas. I also feel the same for Wisconsin. This is my home. Come visit but please let the months of cold scare you off from staying!
As a Floridian, I can tell you that all of our water has monsters in it - some are 12-foot long with teeth, and others are microscopic! But regardless, a monster is a monster...!!!
😂😂 We have a similarly dangerous tree in Australia in Queensland in particular and flesh eating bacteria is found here too. Florida and Australia really are twins.
YES!!!! Born and bred Floridian here and I've ALWAYS said we're just like Australia. The only other place in this world that can beat us for horror movie animals and characters is Australia 🤣
Also im pretty sure just inhaling the fumes from the branches on a fire causes complete constriction of airways. And the residue on the leaves is so toxic that if rainwater mixed with it gets in your eyes it usuallu causes permanent blindness
Have you checked it today?! We had that system about 4 hours ahead of you yesterday and I just found one of my rescue kitties covered in pollen like she was dressed for a rave.😄
Oh my good God damn. I had to drive home (into the storm) from my job in OP, and the lightening was SO close, i thought it hit the urgent care on normandy. Felt like a moving target until I got home. But that POLLEN. Got me all fucked up. Hate that yellow shit.
I missed the story about the Wendy's gator, but I think the BK Brawler incident that happened here was the first instance of Florida WOMAN I remember being mentioned in a headline. However, she was actually from Alabama and must have just been feeling the spirit of the area. The baptized thief also happened here and it, too, was another guy feeling the spirit from Georgia. Apparently, we have something in the water here in PCB that immediately converts visitors to Florida Man like a backwards superpower. I suspect anyone who has been here during Spring Break can confirm.
Shhhh! Stop lying 😂 We did NOT eradicate the bath salt zombies. 😂 They’re everywhere, just like the gators, pythons, & noseeums. 😂 We’re full. Don’t encourage those people who move to here & then they complain about everything Florida & proceed to tell us how they did it in their northern hell hole. 😮 We are horrible people & tourists get eaten daily by our wildlife, they just keep it quite for the sake of tourism. I just kick a crackhead off my doorstep & he said he was just spinning the block with his gator strapped with a AK. He gave me half his Pub sub, so I let it slide. 😂
but... that story turned out to be false. The guy was mentally ill and had no bath salts in his system. Cops merely said "we think he might be on bath salts" and the news ran with it and the public believed it. Sad how easily we are fooled by drug war propaganda.
Love how this still comes up. I'll never forget the day I got a call at work from my mother, screaming about someone throwing an alligator through the drive through window at them. Didn't doubt it for a second.😂😂
I am a born and raised country girl who has never been to Florida but everything except the traffic looks interesting to me 😊 Although... I am delighted my parents chose to raise their kids in Northern Indiana ❤😂❤
@@aunttpathfinder5049 once you have been properly emotionally scarred by Floridians and have acceptance of the WTF as normal occurrences makes you a good Florida candidate
Technically the "flesh eating bacteria" is an amoeba which has no business swimming up the nose to the brain, but decided to make the best of it and eat whatevers around. Which is why its best to be wary around pools in summer where the amoeba can proliferate or at least bring a nose plug. Chances of getting it are astronomically low, btw, but we do get scare cred out of this fact XD Also I found out about the Florida Man competition and I was like IF ONLY I KNEW. It sounded so fun, kudos for you and your crew for organizing something epic!
I remember the bath salt zombie. My parents about lost their minds. Living in Florida was fun. Just don't drive south of Orlando. Below that parallel, everyone forgot how to drive.
Heck no! The scariest thing in Florida is the large number of old people driving! My aunt was one of them and her three sons did not have the balls to make her stop! I refused to ever drive with her unless I was the driver!
That OG Floridian reminded me of some forgotten OG’s! I thought we’d be hearing a lot more about our Bath Salt Zombies but they died off really quickly. A good thing too, they freaked me out!
People need to understand the difference between a Floridian, and a Florida Man. A Floridian is someone who LIVES in Florida. A Florida Man is someone who THRIVES in Florida.
Bath salt zombies was some crazy dangerous stuff. Fortunately most of those folks moved to states where they are shielded from the consequences of their drug related choices.
I love when the snowbirds head to Florida. The roads in Michigan get a lot nicer to drive with all the old folk gone. Going 45 in a 70 when I'm doing 80.
FL: Is America's Australia. I'm a native Floridian and I've never gotten over the 500 + lb man-eating reptiles. (Gators and Crocs) Oh yeah and Shark conventions.
In the Grand scheme of the Universe, our Planet, among all the Planets fit for life, is probably closest to a Deathworld. And then we got Florida and Australia on here as well.
😂 I call every newcomer to Florida a damn Yankee. Southerners get upset, but I tell them anything above I-10 is a Yankee here in Florida. 😂 Yes, that includes our capital, Tallahassee.
Crazy thing about the bath salt zombie was when they did the autopsy he did not have any of those chemicals in his system only thc. So in fact he really just had the Florida Man munchies.
It's the humidity heat that makes us crazy. Just like all the native wild animals are 2-3 times bigger up north. Florida whitetail may dress out at 150, Pennsylvania and further and their deer 300
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Don't tell him about Australia.
for the record, face-eating guy was mentally ill and no bath salts were found in his system. The police, upon catching him, merely said they thought he might be on bath salts, which turned out not to be true. Big win for the war on drugs.
We have love for you Wicks 🩷
1st) LMAO 2d) HOLY SHT 3d) you trying to make sense of this...OMG LOL
That poison subject is important, so thank you.
If we were the sorts who live in the woods, Florida and all of the area surrounding the Gulf of Mexico have that in common. Poison is everywhere. For example, in Florida, there is no such thing as a mushroom that won't kill you. Although you might argue with this, hear me out for a second because you will never live long enough to actually be right. The man who warns you about poison is trying to save your life, have a little respect for that.
In these days of everybody being psychotic children that are drunk and on drugs, again I thank you.
Sometimes the scariest part of Florida are the tourist, this is from personal experience
Yeah, I think half of them get stoned for the first time while here, it seems they turn completely stupid.
The tourists and the drivers, and the driving tourists.
@@BigDG80 the locals can deal with locals driving fast and crazy, the moment a tourist comes and goes 5 under the speed limit theyre getting hit.
I blame the tourists for Florida having higher rates of public masturbation than the rest of the country combined.
I just choked on oatmeal😂😂
My favorite is the “Warning: Manatees” signs. And someone asks, “What’s so dangerous about manatees?”
My favorite is the "No molesting alligators" signs
That's the best!@@BigDG80
@@BigDG80😅😂😂😂
lol. Good one!
@@BigDG80 Oh go right ahead. The ultimate FAFO.
“How are you still alive?”. Simple. We don’t actually go outside, we PRETEND to be outside by always being in a screened-in enclosure.
We don’t go into screened enclosures, we stay with the AC. Only a snowbird goes outside to “warm up”
Let’s just say that the zombie apocalypse will start in Florida. 😳💀👽👻
@christinearmington
Let’s say it already has. Have you heard of Krokodil?😩😅
@@emoo2342that drug arose in Russia over 20 years ago. What you're seeing in Florida is the same as every other zombified open air drug market in any American city & it's called tranq.
The only reason Florida Man is a thing is because the state passed the Sunshine Law requiring all gov't records, including arrests, to be easily accessible to the public. Ever since reporters have come to rely on these immediately public arrest records to find something interesting to report on slow news days. These kind of crazy stories happen everywhere, but in Florida you can know all about it immediately.
@@JC-tf2jbI was born here & I go outside to warm up! My Alabama-ass husband comes from a place with a slight semblance of seasons & overexerts our AC until I'm an iceberg. I'm practically a sun worshipper, I just wish the air didn't feel like jello so often when I'm soaking up the light & heat.
We OG Floridians have the duty to scare the newcomers.
Yes we do😂😂Pcola checking in.
I am new 3 weeks enjoying this!
@@cheryljohnson6448Volusia County here...last day of Bike Week today. Pretty loud living close to I4.
@@cheryljohnson6448 it's a must to keep anymore from moving here. Panama City Beach checking in. 😎😁😎
Thank you, as a native NYr and Pennsylvania transplant and having visited Florida for just a week, I know that I won't be adding to y'all population. You're welcome. 😂😂 I DID love me some Publix tho! That place should be everywhere!!!😂😂😂
My fondest wish is that non-Floridians will see this video and stay away. We are filled to the brim already! 😅
I'm with you on that one for sure. We need to close our boarders as well. 🤣😎😎
@collette9008 I know, right? "We love ya but stay over there!" 🤣
Trust me, I know several people, myself included who have zero desire to subject ourselves to your messed up state
@@KD-vf6yq Good. Now make others feel the same.
Don’t worry I will stay away! Visited a few times and there are some beautiful areas.
I also feel the same for Wisconsin. This is my home. Come visit but please let the months of cold scare you off from staying!
What's the difference between a snowbird and a damn snowbird ? A damn snowbird stays year round..😂
😂😂😂😂😂
They are all damn snow birds tho. 🐧🤣🤣
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Why do all other migratory birds have hunting season?
Florida makes 💰 off them.
As a Floridian, I can tell you that all of our water has monsters in it - some are 12-foot long with teeth, and others are microscopic! But regardless, a monster is a monster...!!!
Some have dual 500 horsepower outboard motors.
The real monster is the pollution from big sugar, various fertilizers and pesticides.
Old Map: Here There Be Dragons
Florida Man: That's all? Why do you make it should like a bad thing? Just a walk in the park it seems like.
😂😂 We have a similarly dangerous tree in Australia in Queensland in particular and flesh eating bacteria is found here too. Florida and Australia really are twins.
We don't have Tyson rabbits yet😂
@@jennaferknight3850 Or kangaroos that box with you! 😂
@jennaferknight3850 There's video of a Tyson rabbit hopping down a road in south Florida not too long ago.
YES!!!! Born and bred Floridian here and I've ALWAYS said we're just like Australia. The only other place in this world that can beat us for horror movie animals and characters is Australia 🤣
@@heidihughes7013 Living in Florida is like living in a Jumanji movie lol
Australians always feel at home in FL 👍😏🐊🦈 🐍😎
Don't forget that eating the devil fruit will cause internal bleeding and close your airway.
Sounds like this is something Publix should be selling. Thin the herd.
Also im pretty sure just inhaling the fumes from the branches on a fire causes complete constriction of airways.
And the residue on the leaves is so toxic that if rainwater mixed with it gets in your eyes it usuallu causes permanent blindness
Florida be getting you from the water, land and air 😂😂
The pink shirt and hat, perfect! And a bit about stealing the money and then baptizing was just beautiful
When you live in a place where the heat can literally melt the dashboard in your car, nothing that happens in Florida surprises me.
All the pollen was washed off my car in storm last night. Greetings from Jacksonville, Riverside. Keep me laughing!
Have you checked it today?! We had that system about 4 hours ahead of you yesterday and I just found one of my rescue kitties covered in pollen like she was dressed for a rave.😄
Oh my good God damn. I had to drive home (into the storm) from my job in OP, and the lightening was SO close, i thought it hit the urgent care on normandy. Felt like a moving target until I got home.
But that POLLEN. Got me all fucked up. Hate that yellow shit.
My car is still green 🤷🏾♀️
Bath Salt Zombies! lol. I remember that. Good times.
The scariest part of Florida is how many people keep moving here. 😅 oh & the traffic on I-4 🚗 🚙 🚗
Oh I can't have my money back. *Throws a alligator thru the damn window* 😂
“Bath salt zombies” 🧟🧟♂️🧟♀️
Good times good times 😂😂😂
I missed the story about the Wendy's gator, but I think the BK Brawler incident that happened here was the first instance of Florida WOMAN I remember being mentioned in a headline. However, she was actually from Alabama and must have just been feeling the spirit of the area. The baptized thief also happened here and it, too, was another guy feeling the spirit from Georgia. Apparently, we have something in the water here in PCB that immediately converts visitors to Florida Man like a backwards superpower. I suspect anyone who has been here during Spring Break can confirm.
Look up the comedian Shayne Smith and the Alligator Boys. He does an amazing sketch about the incident.
Yeah, they turn completely stupid !
I remember the bath salt zombies.....and I wasn't even in Florida!!! 😂
🤣😳😳🤣 Those bath salt zombies were the scariest creatures EVER! We did eradicate those from FL…I mean come on, we DO have some standards here! 🤣😮
Shhhh! Stop lying 😂 We did NOT eradicate the bath salt zombies. 😂 They’re everywhere, just like the gators, pythons, & noseeums. 😂 We’re full. Don’t encourage those people who move to here & then they complain about everything Florida & proceed to tell us how they did it in their northern hell hole. 😮 We are horrible people & tourists get eaten daily by our wildlife, they just keep it quite for the sake of tourism. I just kick a crackhead off my doorstep & he said he was just spinning the block with his gator strapped with a AK. He gave me half his Pub sub, so I let it slide. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was a crazy time. I was in Miami too.
Never underestimate a Florida man in the wild.
Yoooooo, Bathsalts! That shit had dudes eating other dudes faces in broad daylight!
but... that story turned out to be false. The guy was mentally ill and had no bath salts in his system. Cops merely said "we think he might be on bath salts" and the news ran with it and the public believed it. Sad how easily we are fooled by drug war propaganda.
Love how this still comes up. I'll never forget the day I got a call at work from my mother, screaming about someone throwing an alligator through the drive through window at them. Didn't doubt it for a second.😂😂
I may not have been in Florida at the time but when a drug turns people into Zombies the whole Nation hears about it 😮❤😮
It was pretty bad. I’m talking people just zonked outta their minds going up to strangers and trying to eat their faces. It was CRAAAAZZZZZYY.
Yeah y’all can thank us for the phrase, “He needs some milk!” 😂
I love the non-Floridian stuff. Proves they will never understand!
I am a born and raised country girl who has never been to Florida but everything except the traffic looks interesting to me 😊 Although... I am delighted my parents chose to raise their kids in Northern Indiana ❤😂❤
@@aunttpathfinder5049 once you have been properly emotionally scarred by Floridians and have acceptance of the WTF as normal occurrences makes you a good Florida candidate
Once a Floridian, always a Floridian.
-a man from Florida
Thank you for spreading the good word about Florida. This should knock $50 off our rent.
This, and MORE, needs to a PSA series shown to EVERYONE before they move down here, and to all the newcomers the past couple years
I've lived in Florida for 60 years and I find these videos hilarious. I just wish they would keep people from moving here. We're Full.
How do you tell who is a non Floridian? When you walk by their house the A/C or Heater is always on! 365 days a year!😂😂😂
stingrays, horseshoe crab tails, sharks...all sweet cuddly Florida friends, now the drivers in Dade and Orlando...yall are on ya own!😂😂😂
Little Brother I'm so glad I found ur channel. You are hilarious which in turn are making people laugh, spreading joy one video at a time😊
Oh my gosh! He is one of my "regulars" that I watch all the time. He is wonderful !!!!
LOL 😂, I've been in Florida since 88. Ive made it this far .😂
Me too, since 89! No where else I'd rather live 😊.
Me too since 72, ima need yal to go too. Hahaha j/k😎😎😎
The pink tshirt!!!!😂😂😂😂
LMAO - bc it's all sooooo real fr
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@omgitswicks dude your videos make my day. You are hilarious. Love ya
I appreciate you so much
If you're going to steal a church's money, and then baptize yourself, definitely baptize yourself AFTER you steal the money.
Wicks my man 😊❤
heyyyyyyy
Technically the "flesh eating bacteria" is an amoeba which has no business swimming up the nose to the brain, but decided to make the best of it and eat whatevers around. Which is why its best to be wary around pools in summer where the amoeba can proliferate or at least bring a nose plug. Chances of getting it are astronomically low, btw, but we do get scare cred out of this fact XD
Also I found out about the Florida Man competition and I was like IF ONLY I KNEW. It sounded so fun, kudos for you and your crew for organizing something epic!
Getting my WICKS FIX 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I remember the bath salt zombie. My parents about lost their minds. Living in Florida was fun. Just don't drive south of Orlando. Below that parallel, everyone forgot how to drive.
It will always be my duty to scare non-Floridians with all the ""horrifying things"" that go down/exist in this state. 😂❤
Thank you Lord for the humor you put inside this brother!
As a native Floridian, the scariest part isn't the wildlife, it's the humidity and tourists.
Wait til you here that alligators can climb fences, too!
"Boy you're not running away from me!" -Al
I love Florida with all my heart ❤️. Even the 🤪!
“Classic Florida moment!” 😂😂😂
Heck no! The scariest thing in Florida is the large number of old people driving! My aunt was one of them and her three sons did not have the balls to make her stop! I refused to ever drive with her unless I was the driver!
That OG Floridian reminded me of some forgotten OG’s!
I thought we’d be hearing a lot more about our Bath Salt Zombies but they died off really quickly. A good thing too, they freaked me out!
Not only are we alive, we're thriving!
And just think, we ain't even in the top 20 craziest/dumbest states. We're just the most upfront about it.
Maryland SUCKS
If you think Maryland sucks, move to NYC or Jersey (Joy-sea)... ☆
I was born and raised in Florida but I don't live there anymore and I'm happy I don't. But I love this guy's videos. Brings back memories 😂
doing his best to send that guy back to new york 👍
I'm in Texas, missing home... You make it easier!!😊
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I feel your pain, Tampa living in Houston. I gotta look at jookin videos or certain Florida songs to make me feel like home@omgitswicks
The baptism after the robbery makes sense😅😂😅😂
I forgot about the zombies. Truth was spoken.
Love it here, love your take!
People need to understand the difference between a Floridian, and a Florida Man.
A Floridian is someone who LIVES in Florida.
A Florida Man is someone who THRIVES in Florida.
Bath salt zombies was some crazy dangerous stuff. Fortunately most of those folks moved to states where they are shielded from the consequences of their drug related choices.
Florida is America’s own person Australia.
Defined did that absoulution and sin combo backwards❤😅
I love when the snowbirds head to Florida. The roads in Michigan get a lot nicer to drive with all the old folk gone. Going 45 in a 70 when I'm doing 80.
Florida, and Australia, and Texas, all meet up and smile. "welcome".
The Florida moto: When I retire I'm moving up north and driving really slow. 😅
Fun fact: the man who threw a baby alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window asked to have it back after.
FL: Is America's Australia. I'm a native Floridian and I've never gotten over the 500 + lb man-eating reptiles. (Gators and Crocs) Oh yeah and Shark conventions.
My favorite game is doing a background check on all of the “florida men in the news”
A lot of them are from the northeast US.
Just found this channel and I am hysterical laughing! Great job! 😂
I like the format of having dueling stories with himself. Funny. 😄
Florida is such an Adventure!
😂😂😂😂
Where is the Florida man to watch??????????
Only the strong survive. The way it should be.
If you aren't from Florida you can't truly appreciate Florida.
Never been to Florida, but I felt like I’ve learned a whole lot about Florida with this one video
I thought same thing on the church story lol😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's right some dude was EATING another dude's face
I love how I'm also in Fl and had the same thought of "Shouldn't he have baptize himself AFTER stealing the money?"
My biggest regret of the year is missing the 1st Florida Man Games. I only live 10 minutes away from where it was held, what was I thinking?! 😭
Lets not forget the aliens in the Miami mall😮
Ah Florida, America's Australia
As a Florida native. I approve this message. Scare them away, unless they coming to make us better. We don't want California!!!!
In the Grand scheme of the Universe, our Planet, among all the Planets fit for life, is probably closest to a Deathworld.
And then we got Florida and Australia on here as well.
I like the straw hat.
😂 I call every newcomer to Florida a damn Yankee. Southerners get upset, but I tell them anything above I-10 is a Yankee here in Florida. 😂 Yes, that includes our capital, Tallahassee.
This is like me with my husband. Lol. He's from Florida and I'm not.
We need some regular Floridaing t-shirts!! Love your videos!! ❤ from LaBelle
The only thing that frights me more then gators is the Sandhills Crane birds. They are like small dinosaurs
The thing about the thief baptizing himself, it was the same logic I had as he was explaining it.
Crazy thing about the bath salt zombie was when they did the autopsy he did not have any of those chemicals in his system only thc. So in fact he really just had the Florida Man munchies.
Okay, I rarely lol when I watch videos these days, but this one got me. Very funny stuff.
OmgawD I am so happpy to have found you in my feed ❤❤❤❤❤
Where are the snacks?
Loved the “classic Florida Moment “
It's the humidity heat that makes us crazy. Just like all the native wild animals are 2-3 times bigger up north. Florida whitetail may dress out at 150, Pennsylvania and further and their deer 300
The Bath Salt Zombies.... That was a messed up time. I'm amazed that we survived that.