"Deathworlder Cadets Destroy a 100-Year Alien Siege Record in Minutes - Aliens Left Stunned .stories

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  • Опубліковано 28 січ 2025

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  • @whtbear12
    @whtbear12 Місяць тому +2

    Truly a super read. I haven't laugh so hard on a chemo day before! Thank You!

  • @gwolfstahl
    @gwolfstahl 2 місяці тому +23

    They "kobayashi maru'd" it...

    • @kierinwolf
      @kierinwolf Місяць тому

      LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @08techgrad
    @08techgrad 2 місяці тому +9

    Be as formless as water. Sun Tzu would be proud.

    • @darkshadow9291
      @darkshadow9291 2 місяці тому +2

      And don't forget attacking where the enemy isn't

  • @DevinSmith-p6s
    @DevinSmith-p6s 24 дні тому +1

    This reminds me of the US Marines vs. a DARPA AI. It included cartwheels, cardboard boxes, and a Marine dressed in tree branches "walking like a tree" to approach the device.

  • @gwolfstahl
    @gwolfstahl 2 місяці тому +9

    "Yeet dynamics" hehehe.

  • @jamiepatterson1214
    @jamiepatterson1214 2 місяці тому +5

    Because the humans were able to confound the defensive algorithms of the fortress with their outside the box thinking, they proved the aliens only used linear thinking in their military planning. It was impossible for them to think any other way.
    Instead of rewriting their military manual to prevent humans from using the items the humans used to beat the simulation, they should learn from what the humans did. The idea should be to breach the fortress by any means necessary as would be used in an actual breach of a fortress..
    Kudos to the humans for breaking the system and accomplishing the objectives.

  • @mrow7598
    @mrow7598 Місяць тому

    True story. A company created an AI camera that was supposed to detect humans. Things in testing went great until they gave a turn to a bunch of marines. One started summer salting to the camera, another two wore cardboard boxes and walked up, and other crazy thing. Frankly the designers never engineered it for a bunch of young marines.

  • @donut3946
    @donut3946 2 місяці тому +9

    Why are the advanced aliens always so dumb? A door that handles explosives but can’t handle a meat sack running into it? Lol

    • @raymondcarter1137
      @raymondcarter1137 2 місяці тому

      This tactic is normally called meat grinder but plot armor stops anyone from getting hurt.
      It’s the Bangalore torpedo tactic that requires at least 4 dead soldiers. Of course all aliens are vulnerable to precision attacks and guerrilla warfare.
      No alien seems to stand up to humans who come from a minimum gravity planet.
      Yes our gravity is barely able to keep our atmosphere from escaping into space.

    • @loadedlamp
      @loadedlamp 2 місяці тому

      Because that's what gets the views?

    • @jeanmartin6410
      @jeanmartin6410 2 місяці тому

      Because, as humans, we always must be the “hero’s”. It’s a pride thing. Or, we all know in our innermost hearts, that if we ever meet up with “aliens” we would be toast.

  • @sonofanubis6946
    @sonofanubis6946 2 місяці тому +1

    Congratulations humans you made new rules

  • @goatmealcookies7421
    @goatmealcookies7421 Місяць тому

    Apparently the AI figures that our egos are extremely fragile and will shatter if challenged

  • @jyvben1520
    @jyvben1520 2 місяці тому +2

    "finest mines" minds, "permative" affirmative

  • @carlfranz6805
    @carlfranz6805 Місяць тому +1

    The new protocols now include defense against the dark arts.

  • @Provocateur3
    @Provocateur3 2 місяці тому +3

    Exactly how is it possible to ferment mineral water?

  • @kierinwolf
    @kierinwolf Місяць тому +1

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jacquelenecyrus3416
    @jacquelenecyrus3416 Місяць тому

    It’s better when humans read it not computers!😢

  • @vlodislaw7972
    @vlodislaw7972 2 місяці тому +1

    Protein bars are like spinach in these stories.

  • @iamdragonkrys
    @iamdragonkrys 2 місяці тому +1

    Very good story 👏👏👏👍👍😃😊

  • @patc4586
    @patc4586 Місяць тому

    AI art. 😂
    Because the story describes a weightless "Tank" blasting through the fortress walls, we have an illustration of a, what is that? Abrams? Sherman?, floating through an opening in a demolished fortress wall.
    AI interpretations = brutal, hilarious, literal.

  • @J.Green-Rx
    @J.Green-Rx 2 місяці тому +3

    Pretty good story.
    Bad fake narrator.