Blanche: "Hi Rose, we brought dinner!" Rose: "Oh, what'd you get?" *Dorothy holding a very obvious pizza box* Dorothy: "...A bucket of chicken..." *long intense silence* Dorothy: "I hope you like it extra flat and crispy?" Best one ever!
Rose: "Blanche that's not true. Dorothy just looks the meanest. We hired Margurette together we fire her together." Dorothy: Thank you Rose, and by the way you look the dumbest."
Stanley Zbornak doesn't have to beg a woman to come to bed. Women Come To Me. Dorothy: Right after they get the approval number on your mastercard LOL one of my favorites
Dorothy: "You know girls, I really like him and I think he likes me." Sophia: "Just don't ruin it and sleep with him." Dorothy: "Of course not Ma, I only do that with men I plan to scar psychologically."
Dorothy: Blanche, we're in public now, There's no reason to be hostile Blanche: Yes there is, I don't like you Dorothy: and horizontal stripes make you look like roger ebert best bitchy remark ever
"I am the walrus" will NEVER get old. I also love hearing the audience laugh as they're hearing it for the first time. Sometimes something is funny for a unique reason than just a "standard joke" and this seems like one of those times.
Stan: ok I'll have to pull out the big guns Dorothy: your wasting you time, I'm familiar with a big gun" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣 Dorothy destroyed him 😂😂😂😅😅😭😭😭
Pride , sarcasm ..... and being vain. great show for the worldy folks who cant see the root of how lots of poison gets started. yes rap and movies and reality tv is bad . but these are the kind of its okay messages that kids see which lead to terrible relationships . zero compromise . and ultimately irreconcilable differences. and yes people pick up on what they see. ** The Church is the answer being humble is the key and peace and sound words not drama, and chaos this world is suffering from the fruits of its labor. reaping what it sowed . The Church is the answer , and reading the word the Bible . we"re in the last days give your life to Jesus Christ . ** amen @Kinoshi44htown
Ha ha. Blanche to Dorothy: "Since when did you care about how you look?" Appalled Dorothy: "It started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed" lol (2:03)
I absolutely love this show. Bea Arthur was always my favorite - hilarious, beautiful, elegant, and with the best and driest line delivery of anyone I have ever heard. RIP, Bea.
Rose: luckily dr. Ferguson heard some new knock knock jokes and that seemed to do the trick Dorothy: knock knock? Rose: who's there?? Dorothy: SHUT UP ROSE!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITE. LOL
Season 3 is, in my opinion, the best season of the show. "My brother, my father" is my all-time favorite: you laugh a lot, but you also become very, very emotional at the end.
Dorothy: "Blanche I hope you don't mind that I borrowed your rhinestone necklace." Blanche: "...I should point out that it was designed for a dainty neck." Dorothy: "Yes Blanche but I don't know Mike Tyson well enough to borrow his jewelry!" XD
"Blanche, that's not true. Dorothy just LOOKS the meanest. We hired Marguerite toegther, we fire her together." "Thank you Rose, and by the way YOU look the dumbest." hilarious
Blanche: "Since when did you care how you looked?" Dorothy: "I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!" Too funny!
Micharya Stark Later on in that same scene just after Dorothy gets a little tipsy from some champagne the Blanche gets nervous when she notices all the men onboard their plane are bald, and then Dorothy replies, "It's alright, Blanche. The Captain just turned off the no bald men sign."
There's nothing that irritates me more than derogatory condescending sarcasm coming from another human being.... but for some reason whenever Bea Arthur did it, it was hillarious. Her priceless facial expressions also helped....
Best part of the bedroom scene: Sophia: "Think of me as the Berlin Wall, Stan. Try to get over me, and you'll find out what barbed wire between your legs feels like!"
Bea Arthur, as Dorothy, could make you laugh your butt off with just her facial expressions.
Yes
Malcolm Marshall this is a hundred percent true
Christy Ray
Malcolm Marshall: Why would you want to laugh your butt off? You need it to sit on.
"Go hug a land mine" I must never forget that line.
especially if it's someone you don't like buhaha
Megan Carter that's one of my favourites
I used that the other day on a coworker, who is a sleazy wannabe player..he didn't take it well..😂
Dorothy to Stan: "I could vomit just looking at you" hahaha
one of my favorite lines from the whole series!
+megan ochs Mine too. Bea Arthur delivered her lines perfectly.
Blanche: "Hi Rose, we brought dinner!"
Rose: "Oh, what'd you get?"
*Dorothy holding a very obvious pizza box*
Dorothy: "...A bucket of chicken..."
*long intense silence*
Dorothy: "I hope you like it extra flat and crispy?"
Best one ever!
😂😂😂😂 I just laughed so hard thAT I peed on myself
Hey, but Rose wasn't looking, so she really didn't know.
“I tend to fall between sizes myself. Usually I am smackdead between a four ..
“.. And a sixteen.” 😂😂
How I miss Bea Arthur! She was incredible. Love her.
Rose: "Blanche that's not true. Dorothy just looks the meanest. We hired Margurette together we fire her together."
Dorothy: Thank you Rose, and by the way you look the dumbest."
Blanche: "We're all women!"
Dorothy: "Nooooo"
Rose: "Sure we are Dorothy--"
Dorothy: "Oh shut up Rose!"
LOL that one cracked me up
I still bust out laughing when she tells Rose to shut up. Especially the "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Oh SHUT UP Rose!"
Stanley Zbornak doesn't have to beg a woman to come to bed. Women Come To Me.
Dorothy: Right after they get the approval number on your mastercard
LOL one of my favorites
Savage line 😂😂😂😂
Rose, if u give us the silent treatment I will eat dirt😂🙌🏾
lmao one of my faves from this!!
When Dorothy is saying "aunt Dorothy doesn't like saying it", look in the background, Stans hair is hanging up with his coat on the coat rack! Lol!
hahahaa
Oh my goodness!!! 😆 😆 😆 I went back and looked. You're so right!!! 😆 😆 😆
Bea was the greatest comedienne EVER!
I aggre
@@carolkeating5846 did you do that on purpose?
"Knock knock??"
"Who's there?
"Oh, shut up!".
That makes me laugh so much
😆😆😆😆😆
Dorothy: "You know girls, I really like him and I think he likes me."
Sophia: "Just don't ruin it and sleep with him."
Dorothy: "Of course not Ma, I only do that with men I plan to scar psychologically."
That was hilarious!! hahaha
Genius 👌🏼
"Before we begin...I am in charge...I am the boss...I am the master...I am the walrus."
That line will never get old! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Blanche, I'm talking about arranged marriages, not DEranged marriages."
one of the BEST. ensemble casts EVER!!!!
'You want scary kid you keep it up' One of Dorothy's best lol
if you look up sarcasm you'll fid a picture of Dorothy. Queen
Yep. Lol
A Cleric name Femboi the best way. I have a great day. I have a good days!
A Cleric name Femboi Nice Job!
A Cleric name Femboi Nice Job! I love you.
how are you doing this. it is not a good day. the only one of the best way.
Bea Arthur was savage as Dorothy.
At 332 "Rose, if you give us the silent treatment, I will eat dirt"... lmfao
~ Love this show !! Watching it now ! (*_~)
Yep! love it
TRAPPER JOHNSON lmao
I first read it as: "Dorothy 3:32 [...]" like in the Bible
Love that line
Dorothy: Blanche, we're in public now, There's no reason to be hostile
Blanche: Yes there is, I don't like you
Dorothy: and horizontal stripes make you look like roger ebert
best bitchy remark ever
Bea Arthur was classic..she was so perfect for this role...too funny...RIP Dorothy
"I am the walrus" will NEVER get old. I also love hearing the audience laugh as they're hearing it for the first time. Sometimes something is funny for a unique reason than just a "standard joke" and this seems like one of those times.
"Girls, we can't fire her now she's making me an aphrodisiac!"
"Use vodka and black underwear like everyone else!!!!!"
Stan: ok I'll have to pull out the big guns
Dorothy: your wasting you time, I'm familiar with a big gun"
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣
Dorothy destroyed him 😂😂😂😅😅😭😭😭
Blanche: "Since when do you care about how you look?"
Dorothy: "I think it happened after I left the bell tower and had my hump removed!"
lol
Pride , sarcasm ..... and being vain. great show for the worldy folks who cant see the root of how lots of poison gets started. yes rap and movies and reality tv is bad . but these are the kind of its okay messages that kids see which lead to terrible relationships . zero compromise . and ultimately irreconcilable differences. and yes people pick up on what they see. ** The Church is the answer being humble is the key and peace and sound words not drama, and chaos this world is suffering from the fruits of its labor. reaping what it sowed . The Church is the answer , and reading the word the Bible . we"re in the last days give your life to Jesus Christ . ** amen @Kinoshi44htown
Those peach colored dresses are absolutely hideous. Neither one of them looked good in it at all.
ew, you must live under a rock. its called the art of comedy. shut up and watch the damn show or take your bible thumping nonsense to the dead sea.
+Danny Simion Lmaoo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:45 - hahaha Bea was the funniest woman ever on TV - the best comic timing and delivery of continuously funny scripts : )
With a man?
No Blanche, with a venus flytrap.
🤣🤣🤣
"I have a date to play this morning."
"With a man?!"
"Uh, no Blanche, with a venus fly trap."
FireLightning16 one of my all time favorite lines 😂😂😂
Ha ha. Blanche to Dorothy: "Since when did you care about how you look?" Appalled Dorothy: "It started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed" lol (2:03)
"Charlie's Buddy" from Season 3.
One of the best lines ever.
Love watching Golden Girls as it brightens up my days and my mood !
Rose if you give us the silent treatment I will eat dirt 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"...and horizontal stripes make you look like Roger Ebert." XD LOLOL!
My favorite line
What an amazing show. And amazing women. I'm 19 years old and I've been unlock with this show since I was a little girl
I could vomit just looking at you. I just love it. Great dialogue.
I am so glad that I have the complete series on dvd.
"and I want a big bold convict named bahbah to pick you for his girlfriend"
I just died of laughter😂😂😂😂😂
4:45
"Use vodka and black underwear like everyone else"'
Classic :)
one of my faves she ever said! hehe
😂😂😂
Knock knock?! Who's there?! Oh shutup Rose! LMFAO!! haha!
"you want scared kid keep it up" the funniest
Probably the funniest GG compilation on UA-cam! LOL!
Oh my GOD! I can watch these 5 times in one day and STILL laugh every damn time! haha!
I agree. I cant wait till the holidays are over they will be back on the Hallmark channel
Favorite show! Love me some Dorothy!!!!!!
omg this show is too funny...Blanche said she knew her body..she said i fall between a size 4 and Dorothy said a 16 lmao
lmao. I giggled at that one.
love that part too
"No Blanche, with a venus fly trap" LMAO!
I absolutely love this show. Bea Arthur was always my favorite - hilarious, beautiful, elegant, and with the best and driest line delivery of anyone I have ever heard. RIP, Bea.
The walrus part kills me! Hahah
A bucket of chicken hope you like it flat and extra crispy😀
😂😂
Bajeh Dyer one of the best lines of any comedy series 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
Bajeh Dyer extra flat and crispy*
"I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!" Lmfao I can't with Dorothy, I love her
LOL, Blanche to Dorothy " Since when do you care how you look? "
6:37 - The ball grab. Haha! The look on Stan’s face. You gotta love Golden Girls!
"go hug a landmine" is my new favourite insult oh my goodness 😂
This one is full of some of the most timeless favorites I have of the whole show. Lol. Everytime I watch these they get me laughin!
that knock knock liner floors me every time...😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Yep me too!!
deedeesnicks yh. Lol
the golden girls are so amazing
"Hello Mama Bear..Papa Bear's back in the cave."
"I could vomit just looking at you..."
Go hug a landmine xD
"I could vomet just looking at you" LOL
I adored Bea Arthur.
If you gives us the silent treatment I'll eat dirt lmao 😂
Rose: luckily dr. Ferguson heard some new knock knock jokes and that seemed to do the trick
Dorothy: knock knock?
Rose: who's there??
Dorothy: SHUT UP ROSE!!!
ONE OF MY FAVORITE. LOL
Season 3 is, in my opinion, the best season of the show. "My brother, my father" is my all-time favorite: you laugh a lot, but you also become very, very emotional at the end.
this show never gets old...
" I could vomit just looking at you" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Rose if you give us the silent treatment *I* will eat dirt." hahaha! One of my faves!
Aunt Dorothy doesn't enjoy saying it hahaha
Go hug a landmine is my favorite insult now 😂😂
My favourite is go hug a landmine
Dorothy: "Blanche I hope you don't mind that I borrowed your rhinestone necklace."
Blanche: "...I should point out that it was designed for a dainty neck."
Dorothy: "Yes Blanche but I don't know Mike Tyson well enough to borrow his jewelry!" XD
LMAO
My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard! XD
Season 3 we see the jokes even more hilarious amongst all 4 women and Dorothy is the best one liners of all. Haha
"Rose, if you give us the silent treatment, I will eat dirt!" Hahaha
Dorothy: Thank you Rose, and by the way you look the dumbest. XD
LMAO
That line always has me cracking up! Lolol
Rose if you give us the silent treatment I will eat dirt lmao 😂😅
"Blanche, that's not true. Dorothy just LOOKS the meanest. We hired Marguerite toegther, we fire her together." "Thank you Rose, and by the way YOU look the dumbest." hilarious
*Stan laughing on the floor*
Dorothy: Stanley if you're doing what I think your doing, your going to be in big trouble
Old Aunt Shirl you may want to edit this again lol
@@tcmusic6429 Thx i just realized 🤣🤣
Old Aunt Shirl no problem! I was like ah man she messed up again! 😂😂 also, it’s you’re* lol
@@tcmusic6429 lol I didn't really take notice
Ba!ha!ha!ha!just great laughs with this forevah!
You're not getting into bed, Stan so where I'm I suppose to sleep on the ground like any dog!!!!!!!!!!!
My personal favorite: "Go hug a landmine" - simply classic. I owe her!
2:00 Uncle Sam doesn’t like to hear that
Aunt Dorothy doesn’t enjoy saying it 😂
Blanche: "Since when did you care how you looked?"
Dorothy: "I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!"
Too funny!
Dorothy is toooooo adorable! 😍😍😍😍
Bea Arthur is the best
On the foor, like any dog.
Rose fasten your seatbelt.........over your mouth 😂😂😂😂
Micharya Stark Later on in that same scene just after Dorothy gets a little tipsy from some champagne the Blanche gets nervous when she notices all the men onboard their plane are bald, and then Dorothy replies, "It's alright, Blanche. The Captain just turned off the no bald men sign."
Pure class 😂😂😂😂
Best show ever in the univers
I want that bucket of chicken! LOL
"And horizontal stripes make you look like Roger Ebert."
It doesn't get any better then that kids! Bea rocks!
"Rose if you give us the silent treatment, I will eat dirt." LOL. Oh Beatrice. Miss you, you funny lady. RIP
Dorothy: it's camp scary story it supposed to be scary
Girl : ooh scary
Dorthy : you want scared kid , keep it up kid
ThePeaceandsmiles What epsisode is that from?
Stan: "Woman Come To Me"
Dorothy: "Yea Right After They Get The Aproval Number On Your Mastercard"
LMFAO fuck i love Dorothy xD
I loved Dorothy
Dorothys quick witt and hilarious sarcasm is priceless.
I cant believe i grew up thinking Bea Arthur was infact a man in a dress
There's nothing that irritates me more than derogatory condescending sarcasm coming from another human being....
but
for some reason whenever Bea Arthur did it, it was hillarious. Her priceless facial expressions also helped....
Gary M we should be cruel to one another. people are way too sensitive these days.
Dorthy must be CHANDLER's grandmother 😆😂
Stan " Hello mama bear, papa bears back in the cave."
Dorothy " I could vomit just looking at you!" LMAO!!!
world's oldest hippie 😂😂😂
Best part of the bedroom scene:
Sophia: "Think of me as the Berlin Wall, Stan. Try to get over me, and you'll find out what barbed wire between your legs feels like!"
So many of her comebacks were ironic, unexpected and witty as hell.
"Good, I want you to go to jail. And I want a big, bald, convict named Bubba to pick you as his girlfriend."
Bwahahahhaaa!
"go hug a land mine" hahaha xD.."on the floor, like any dog.." xD