I'TS ABOUT TO GO DOWN ! BOAT RAMP SHOWDOWN ? (Chit Show)

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  • Опубліковано 13 жов 2024
  • Boat Ramp fights ! Not exactly but still very funny !
    If you are a Dad you will relate to this video and of you are a son you will say "Dad we made it on the Chit Show"
    My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Boat ramp Channel Chit Show in Miami.

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  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit1414 Рік тому +5

    I feel your pain, Alfred. My own dear sweet mom was a Boriquen guial, and there is something special about the rage an Hispanic woman is capable of expressing. Oh yea... The memories... ❤

  • @matty2x302
    @matty2x302 Рік тому +4

    The rapport you have with fishermen just shows the class of people we are !!!
    🇺🇸😎🎣

  • @danielsoutdoors
    @danielsoutdoors Рік тому +5

    That 179 FS Key West is an awesome boat! ❤

  • @johngauntlett4915
    @johngauntlett4915 Рік тому +6

    Alfred, I remember growing up in the 70s in middle school and high school and my brother and I were convinced that my mom had eyes in the back of her head. She used to catch us at almost everything.

    • @speedfreak8200
      @speedfreak8200 Рік тому

      If you remember the 70's you weren't there

    • @johngauntlett4915
      @johngauntlett4915 Рік тому +1

      @@speedfreak8200 ohhh, but I do because we always got caught until I could make my escape at 15 years old with a mail cart. I was driving a year before I got my regular license. The old 3-wheel metal cart with two sliding doors was under a fibroid horsepower so it could be driven with a restricted license.

    • @johngauntlett4915
      @johngauntlett4915 Рік тому +1

      @@speedfreak8200 after that it became a blur!

  • @darinclark1853
    @darinclark1853 Рік тому +1

    I was born in Bremerton and grew up nearby so love hearing about Safeboats and Lifeproof....

  • @reneap9049
    @reneap9049 Рік тому +1

    I’m all in on Alaska!!
    Love Deermeat for Dinner and Blue Gabe!!! Those guys are fun and informative to watch.

  • @rubinthomas8586
    @rubinthomas8586 Рік тому +1

    I have four daughters, my dad voice is a finely crafted machine at this point.

  • @johngauntlett4915
    @johngauntlett4915 Рік тому +2

    Alfred, I watched every episode of the Big Roll that Robert did, It was an excellent series!

  • @Wgh466
    @Wgh466 Рік тому +1

    Kids and wife behave the same . So dad voice is needed 😁

  • @stevens6293
    @stevens6293 Рік тому +1

    Good to see the small boats. I have the same Key West CC

  • @chubbrock659
    @chubbrock659 Рік тому +1

    Wore my hat today as a matter of fact, my kids loved it

  • @jhanick
    @jhanick Рік тому +2

    I'm in Seattle. We have the chit show at our ramps too. Everett marina on a sunny day is hilarious

    • @iamskippy
      @iamskippy 3 місяці тому

      You guys should collaborate!

  • @krystajustice1608
    @krystajustice1608 Рік тому +3

    Hi Alfred Montaner wait for it

  • @trumpsturn4733
    @trumpsturn4733 Рік тому +1

    LoL
    @24 mins -
    AM suggests we install our values in our children. is that achieved through a usb port, or rom disc?

  • @patrickdiehl6813
    @patrickdiehl6813 Рік тому +2

    Dad voice + Full name = RUN!

  • @dahdch03
    @dahdch03 Рік тому +2

    Hi Alfred. What are the long rods on top of the boats used for? 11:00 min in. Thanks and we really enjoy your videos. From Tucson AZ

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  Рік тому +2

      Outriggers for trolling. They spread out to the sides so you can put 2 additional fishing lines out while trolling

  • @Steve-Jody
    @Steve-Jody Місяць тому

    Damn Alfred that’s really a clear fresh upload video

  • @mkotlarczyk
    @mkotlarczyk Рік тому +1

    Here, watching the legend work the launch site today!

  • @alaskanlonewolf1593
    @alaskanlonewolf1593 Рік тому +1

    You should play the theme song for Miami Vise...... when Miami day police drift by ull make them laugh....maybe....lol

  • @joeharrison696
    @joeharrison696 Рік тому

    This chit show is on my birthday 😊

  • @christiandrumr80
    @christiandrumr80 Рік тому

    2 stroke smoke - keeps the mosquito's and gnats away lol

  • @FishinmattRyann
    @FishinmattRyann Рік тому +2

    it would be awesome if you could do a video with Deermeat for Dinner!!!! 2 of my fav youtubers!!!

  • @AnAlaskaHomestead
    @AnAlaskaHomestead Рік тому +1

    Come on up. You can stay with us.

  • @josephcarter9516
    @josephcarter9516 Рік тому +1

    I use to think I would like to visit south Florida and bring my boat and really check it out..but seeing all the drama that goes on at the boat ramps there I think I’ll stay here where you hardly ever see that..I love your videos though….

  • @gm1937
    @gm1937 Рік тому +2

    In New York they throw punches first and ask questions later. People who open their mouths first are called chuchas.

  • @dwormon4591
    @dwormon4591 Рік тому +1

    Send poptarts every xmas

  • @alaskanlonewolf1593
    @alaskanlonewolf1593 Рік тому +1

    Alfred.......I live in Alaska and it's always pretty up here aspeshaly here in southeast Alaska ....

  • @cliffmorain7215
    @cliffmorain7215 Рік тому +1

    Pybus Lodge tour on a Wooldridge boat Alfred in Alaska.

  • @mjohnson8641
    @mjohnson8641 Рік тому

    Best chit show line ever: leave me alone I’m going to get vaccinated and I’m changing my gender
    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @eddiebotelho4807
    @eddiebotelho4807 Рік тому

    Bro you kidding me I'm full blooded Portuguese you wanna talk beatdowns.I swear she had a golosha(shoe) that had a homing device.she throw that chit and it would go around corners and tag me in the head...no joke......funny chit....sinecerly Mr.Broken Leg...love your show....

  • @Synistercrayon
    @Synistercrayon Рік тому +1

    Those who cannot control their emotion are the most unstable, most dangerous

  • @forrestshadow
    @forrestshadow Рік тому +2

    Mom getting on my brother taught me to never piss her off that badly.

  • @saltyran
    @saltyran Рік тому +5

    Starting the day with shouting can TOTALLY be fixed with booze, no worries!

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Er Alfred giving out pop tarts lol

  • @chrisvSTL
    @chrisvSTL Рік тому +1

    Because my mom had periodontal early she had to get full dentures at fairly early in life. 3 boys. When she was yelling at us you knew she was super upset when her upper dentures would come shooting out and land on the floor. That meant you really pissed her off.

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    New scout nice boat

  • @tinamakaneole8866
    @tinamakaneole8866 Рік тому +1

    ❤😊

  • @richardroth7723
    @richardroth7723 Рік тому +1

    Alfred did you ever sit back and think just how much money in boats go by that you film. I also love the way you end your videos by panning up to the American flag at the end, Awesome way to end.

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    I shout at u bro u killing it

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Lol lol. 😆 u eat a pop tart omg u give Fred lol

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Bro u causing Sean lol

  • @7DTD_Zombie_Hunter
    @7DTD_Zombie_Hunter Рік тому

    You all live in paradise why all of the hostility and anger,

  • @seadoo_detroit
    @seadoo_detroit Рік тому

    Dearborn michigan!! I live town over in detroit....do you ever come back to michigan??

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  Рік тому

      Maybe

    • @seadoo_detroit
      @seadoo_detroit Рік тому

      @@AlfredMontaner we gotta get you on our jetskis out here if you ever come out...we have a jetski group called great lakes ski riders..

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Oh you and fish man Joe shrimp in so cool bro

  • @marcosvillalobos2098
    @marcosvillalobos2098 Рік тому +1

    This is why I don’t go to Black point anymore es una payaseria lo que tienen en esa marina but anyways FL state should enforce the law that if you don’t have a captain license you don’t get to drive a boat that way I bet there will be less boating accidents same traffic law for cars you don’t have a license you can’t drive

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Life boats safe boats both very good boats

  • @moisesrobles7884
    @moisesrobles7884 Рік тому

    Alfred wen are you coming to corpus Christi to make a show

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Lol come get u bro for pop tarts lol

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Dam bro u eat my pop tart bro I cry 😢 😭

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому +1

    Bro u stole my pop tart for Fred grrr

  • @petepete3389
    @petepete3389 Рік тому

    Got any video of paint drying?

  • @royhenry8939
    @royhenry8939 Рік тому

    My wife's grandfather was expressing his displeasure one time and his wife informed him not to use his ag teacher voice on her! I took notes...I don't use that voice with my wife...I have given boys compliments and they apologized though lol!!!

  • @wulfeman9948
    @wulfeman9948 Рік тому

    nice intro

  • @manuelfuertes5875
    @manuelfuertes5875 Рік тому +1

    Lol

  • @patrickpeterson500
    @patrickpeterson500 Рік тому

    End of the dock

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Bro chit show bloop

  • @williewillis6784
    @williewillis6784 Рік тому

    Alfred why don't you use a drone for some of ur content ???

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    I hope bloop bloop in water served right

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Dam it fed him fred

  • @smasher.338
    @smasher.338 Рік тому

    Wait for it!!

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Bro u upsetting them boat fokes

  • @krystajustice1608
    @krystajustice1608 Рік тому +1

    Pop tarts yummy

  • @patrickpeterson500
    @patrickpeterson500 Рік тому

    A Saturday morning

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Bro u killing sean

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Bro how's Danny the engine lad

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Bro what think new 400 v10

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Lol lol

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Robs in house

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Omg lol

  • @patrickpeterson500
    @patrickpeterson500 Рік тому

    After show was over the night like 20lbs of🦐🦀 it

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Omg u need service

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Er that sounds rough

  • @jeffreyvangelderen3813
    @jeffreyvangelderen3813 Рік тому

    Where are all the American people go 😂😂😂 viva la mexico

  • @unlimitedj06
    @unlimitedj06 Рік тому

    Do the docks ever go through sex changes? Do they ever need counseling? Does it depend on what kind of boat approach them?

  • @davidcraven277
    @davidcraven277 Рік тому

    Quit trying to be your kids friend they will love you in the end

  • @patrickpeterson500
    @patrickpeterson500 Рік тому

    200 boat order there made there $ That's all automatic money automatic money into the bank account into their store

  • @jimmanihera7760
    @jimmanihera7760 Рік тому

    So what goes down

  • @alexmikhael5061
    @alexmikhael5061 Рік тому

    what the fuge bro did *I* JUS SEE SOMEONE GET KIDNAPPED?????

    • @chubbrock659
      @chubbrock659 Рік тому +1

      Prob just saw someone saved from being arrested 😂

    • @alexmikhael5061
      @alexmikhael5061 Рік тому +2

      @@chubbrock659 yea MY THOUGHT was ''GOIN *BACK* TO JAIL IF HE RAISES HANDS!!!'' but yea... lol

  • @SuperSuperPork
    @SuperSuperPork Рік тому +1

    I've kinda always felt bad for the new boater in a way..... You know a guy is filming you and ready to talk shit. . . . Your a nice guy..... and you are put in a high pressue situation launching your boat for the first time. . . . . I think they should issue you rookie stripes like Nascar to give you a free pass from heckling for a few launches and everyone cheers you on!!!!! :) Let's go rookie Let's Go!!!!! Known asshats do NOT qualify for such stripes. . . .

  • @patrickpeterson500
    @patrickpeterson500 Рік тому

    1 in green Pants

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Rofl

  • @patrickpeterson500
    @patrickpeterson500 Рік тому

    Put it on TV

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Boat

  • @leondraw1766
    @leondraw1766 Місяць тому

    Use your bro voice lol.

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Er on that night u Joe went out bro u only got 1 shrimp lol your self Joe got lot lol rofl

  • @kevinlowe5109
    @kevinlowe5109 Рік тому

    I cringe every time I see people backing down the ramp and leaving kids in the vehicles

    • @jerryscray1789
      @jerryscray1789 Рік тому +2

      Yeah when we launch either myself or my wife stay in the driver's seat

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Snook hid from chit show

  • @bbingtube
    @bbingtube Рік тому

    Using the American flag as board shorts or as any clothing is inappropriate use. Yes I am the flag gatekeeper, and yes my name is Karen 😑

  • @darrinbartholomew3663
    @darrinbartholomew3663 Рік тому

    Give me a shout out if you are live big D

  • @justaskmike4602
    @justaskmike4602 Рік тому

    Screw this.

  • @janalogsdon
    @janalogsdon Рік тому

    Sometimes you gotta spank there ass to keep them from hurting themselves
    Been there myself Drinking and fighting but during the week everything was great

  • @robertmetzinger4121
    @robertmetzinger4121 Рік тому

    You wasted 25 minutes of my life watching a video that means absolutely nothing. Thanks

  • @gtxoiltastebad
    @gtxoiltastebad Рік тому

    Nothing more annoying then some clown yelling and trying to have a convo over water

  • @patrickpeterson500
    @patrickpeterson500 Рік тому

    Take a 🛁 first them t ,tea

  • @robb5834
    @robb5834 Рік тому

    Lol