And later he is rap battling with a german burger ghost, onion, ant, army moose, octoupus, video game, noodle kid who wants to take over the world with noodles, and a beetle.
Imagine needing to go to the bathroom and having to rap battle against a Karate Master, a Driver's Ed teacher, a Jamacian drug dealer, and Paula Deen at a gas station.
PaRappa the rapper is a game about growing up and maturing. PaRappa learns how to fight and drive, milestones in a teenage boy's growth. Then he learns how to work and cook, which are more about maturing as a young adult. Then, out of nowhere, PaRappa eats too much cake and learns how to not shit his pants. That's part of growing up too. Specifically, the part between age 3 and 5.
I like to think, since the bathroom was empty when Parappa got to it, that the masters were all just standing there arguing about who got to use it first before he arrived
There were 3 samples in the ‘All Masters/Bathroom Rap’ song from the fourth stage from the game: ‘PaRappa The Rapper’ (1996) --------------------- 1. ‘Fire Eater’ by Three Dog Night (1970) (Which is the organ riff used throughout the song) ---------------------- 2. ‘The Soil I Tilled for You’ by The Shades of Brown (1970) (Which is the drum beat looped throughout each verse the song) ---------------------- 3. ‘Amen Brother’ - The Winstons (1969) (Which is the sound of the hi-hat looped throughout each chorus of the song)
I've never played parappa but by the looks of it if the other stages were about learning life lessons growing up this stage could be interpreted as parappa "defeating" his former teachers in a way proving how much he's grown
The toilet was open so why the hell didn't Cheap Cheap just GO! Parappa would have been too busy with the others and by the time he made it to her, she'd be done.
"Crack, break, fix the door, you know. I gotta go so yes open up, you know." It Implies to me that she thought it was occupied and was waiting for it to open. And the "It's all yours" is just her offering the next vacancy to PaRappa.
The fact that the final test of all the skills you learned is themed around needing to go to the bathroom is one of the many reasons why this game is fantastic
He almost shit himself. He can defeat every master he's come across, learned how to drive, work, and cook in the matter of two days, and yet still can't hold his shit in.
Everyone joking how they're calling him a better rapper just for repeating what they say, but you have to remember that for the cool rating he actually repeated what they said in a slightly spiced up way, so clearly that does indeed make Parappa the better rapper
I think Cheap Cheap's just struggling because she's the last one, and therefore had to hold it in the longest. She can't even think about the words she's saying.
My favorite was when Fleaswallow began to sing "Ribbit, ribbit i cant hold it, the last toilet that i've already sold it" wow, he sounds like he would be playing scratch when he said that, awesome! :D
Well, the whole reason I listen to rap is for the lyrics. So if they started rapping in a launage I didn't understand I probably wouldn't listen to it.
Has anyone noticed Parappa's voice seems slightly deeper in the first game than in the second cuz in Parappa 2 he sounds more nasally in my opinion at least
I don't think they pitched it up too much in the OST versions, but in PaRappa 2 he sounds a bit more correct. He was hella nasally in Um Jammer Lammy VA wise.
He sounded really bad in Lammy due to the compression they used, I believe. They had to have the teacher's lines, Lammy's guitar sounds and her lines, same with Rammy, and all the cutscenes. There's a lot of content in Lammy, it's kind of amazing.
Even though there were subtitles as a kid I always thought Master Onion was saying "Would I had this morning I wouldn't even have to sing to you", implying if he had gone to the bathroom in the morning instead of holding it he wouldn't be here.
LESSON 1 I need to go just as bad as you おまえと同じくらい わしもヤバいんじゃ What I had this morning 朝食ったもんなんか I don't even wanna say to you 思い出したくもない Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door キック！パンチ！ターン！で、ドアにチョップ！ Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door キック！パンチ！ターン！で、ドアにチョップ！ ・・☆・△・☆○・・×・・□☆・Ｒ・ Or, I will fall to the floor じゃなきゃ、もう わし倒れちゃう Or, I will fall to the floor じゃなきゃ、もう ボク倒れちゃう ・・☆・Ｌ・☆Ｌ・・Ｌ・・Ｌ☆・Ｌ・ Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door キック！パンチ！ターン！で、ドアにチョップ！ Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door キック！パンチ！ターン！で、ドアにチョップ！ ・・☆・△・☆○・・×・・□☆・Ｒ・ Or, I will fall to the floor じゃなきゃ、もう わし倒れちゃう Or, I will fall to the floor じゃなきゃ、もう ボク倒れちゃう ・・☆・Ｌ・☆Ｌ・・Ｌ・・Ｌ☆・Ｌ・ Hatatatatatatatatatatatah ハタタタタタタタタタタタタターッ LESSON 2 U, uh, u, uh ダメダメダメダメーッ！ No way! I've been sittin' in the car ワタシなんか何日も yes, now for days クルマに乗りっぱなしなのよ！ Did you check the toilets on the right? あんた右のトイレは見てみたの？ Did you check the toilets on the right? センセーは右のトイレ見てみたの？ ・・☆・△・☆△・・△・△・Ｒ・・・ Did you check the toilets on the left? あんた左のトイレは見てみたの？ Did you check the toilets on the left? センセーは左のトイレは見てみたの？ ・・☆・△・☆△・・△・△・Ｌ・・・ Did you check the toilets on the right? あんた右のトイレは見てみたの？ Did you check the toilets on the right? センセーは右のトイレ見てみたの？ ・・☆・△・☆△・・△・・△☆・Ｒ・ Did you check the toilets on the left? あんた左のトイレは見てみたの？ Did you check the toilets on the left? センセーは左のトイレは見てみたの？ ・・☆・△・☆△・・△・・△☆・Ｌ・ OK, OK ＯＫ、ＯＫ You win あんたの勝ちよ LESSON 3 Ribet, ribet, ケロ、ケロ I can not hold it もうガマンできんよ The last little toilet, 最後のトイレも I already sold it 売っちまったし In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow, but now I really gotta go 雨の日も、雪の日も、ファンキーに行くんだけど、もれちゃいそう In the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow, but now you really gotta go 雨の日も、雪の日も、ファンキーに行くんだけど、もれちゃいそう ・・☆・△△△△△△△・・○○○○・ ○・・××・・××・×・×・・・ The toilet over there will bring you luck, so give up! I got no time to spare! あっちのトイレはおまえにゃ大吉、わしにはまったく余裕なし The toilet over there will bring you luck, so give up! I got no time to spare! あっちのトイレはあんたにも大吉、ボクにもまったく余裕なし ・・☆□□・☆□・・□・・□□・・□ ☆ＲＲ・☆Ｌ・・Ｌ・・Ｌ☆・・・ In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow, but now I really gotta go 雨の日も、雪の日も、ファンキーに行くんだけど、もれちゃいそう In the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow, but now you really gotta go 雨の日も、雪の日も、ファンキーに行くんだけど、もれちゃいそう ・・☆・△△△△△△△・・○○○○・ ○・・××・・××・×・×・・・ The toilet over there will bring you luck, so give up! I got no time to spare! あっちのトイレはおまえにゃ大吉、わしにはまったく余裕なし The toilet over there will bring you luck, so give up! I got no time to spare! あっちのトイレはあんたにも大吉、ボクにもまったく余裕なし ・・☆□□・☆□・・□・・□□・・□ ☆ＲＲ・☆Ｌ・・Ｌ・・Ｌ☆・・・ Ah... I mean loosin' up, I'm outta here! わしの負けじゃあ！ LESSON 4 Walk the walk さあ、 even if you can't just talk the talk!!!! 世界へ飛び出してゆきなさい I got a call わたしはこちらにちょっと用事が I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written ワタクシ、キッチンから来たチキン、ウソじゃございません You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain't kidding, although nothing is written あんたは、キッチンから来たチキン、ウソじゃございません ・・☆△・・△・・△☆・△・☆○・・ ○・・○☆・・×☆・×・☆・・・ Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know! ド、ド、ドアをぶち壊せ！ ねえ、ワタクシもれそうでございます Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know! ド、ド、ドアをぶち壊せ！ ねえ、ボクも、もれそうでございます ・・☆・□・☆□・・□・・□☆□・・ ☆Ｒ・・Ｒ・Ｒ・☆Ｌ・・☆Ｌ・・ I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written ワタクシ、キッチンから来たチキン、ウソじゃございません You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain't kidding, although nothing is written あんたは、キッチンから来たチキン、ウソじゃございません ・・☆△・・△・・△☆・△・☆○・・ ○・・○☆・・×☆・×・☆・・・ Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know! ド、ド、ドアをぶち壊せ！ ねえ、ワタクシもれそうでございます Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know! ド、ド、ドアをぶち壊せ！ ねえ、ボクも、もれそうでございます ・・☆・□・☆□・・□・・□☆□・・ ☆Ｒ・・Ｒ・Ｒ・☆Ｌ・・☆Ｌ・・ It's all yours あんたにゃ、負けたわ This is life! 生きててよかったー！
Tenho que ir Assim que nem você O que eu tive nesta manha não quero falar a mesma pra você! Chuta, soca vira e corta a porta Ou eu vou cair no chão! Hatatatatataaaaaah
Lyrics I need to go just as bad as you. What I had this morning I don't even wanna say to you. Kick! Punch! Turn and chop the door Or, I will fall to the floor. Kick! Punch! Turn and chop the door Or, I will fall to the floor. Hatatatatatatatatah! U, uh, u, uh No way! I've been sitting in my car Yes, now for days. Did you check the toilets on the right? Did you check the toilets on the left? Did you check the toilets on the right? Did you check the toilets on the left? OK, OK, you win. Ribet, ribet I can't hold it Last toilet I had, I already sold it. In the rain or in the snow I've got the funky flow But, now I really gotta go. The toilet over there Will bring you luck So give, I've got no time to spare. Ah, me lose to you I'm outta here. Walk the walk Even if you can't talk the talk Bwock! I gotta call. I am a chicken from the kitchen And I ain't kiddin' although Nothing is written. Crack! Break! Fix the door, you know I gotta go, so just open up, you know. Crack! Break! Fix the door, you know I gotta go, so just open up, you know. It's all yours! Oh, this is life!
*"Your bladder may be full, and you need to empty it by using the restroom that we all have lined up to use, but I have to use it as much as you do, if not more. I do not desire to tell you about the food I had comsumed during the moments prior to this event, where I am at the back of a line for a resting place for my bladder."*
This is very relevant now, my brother just shoved a bunch of toilet paper in my toilet and blocked it really badly, now I'm driving around looking for a toilet
Lol, I can imagine that "Did you check the toilets on the right?" "Dude, hurry up, the door's open!" "I sold the last toilet!" *Parappa is just watching* lol
At work, very early shift...stomach dying, just ran to the bathroom, but mid-way all I could think was how this is a perfect time to play this. Made it in time. This is life...but the toilet paper is super thin.
If i ate something that gave me such bad wetstool in the morning, that i couldnt share the deets of the food, i'd patent that recipe and sell it to my foes.
I like how I had to go through mosellini’s rap and not mess up even on the “guess what?” The first time. And all she does is 🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺➡️ 🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺⬅️ In the toilet rap
Uh uh, uh uh, no way! I've been sitting in my car, yes, now for days! Did you check the toilets on the right? Did you check the toilets on the left? Okay, okay. You win.
There's something sweet about the idea of these four grown adult teachers who could easily overpower this teenager if they really wanted the spot that bad instead engaging with him in a rap battle where he just has to match their rhythm in order to get them to buzz off. Parappa 1's teachers definitely had a stronger mentor vibe compared to the sequel, which doesn't reflect terribly on the sequel but the fact that you can appreciate it even in such a peculiar track as this one is nice
Man, hip hop back then was some dope stuff if you looked far enough. "Ribbit, ribbit, I can't hold it The last toilet with me, yeah, me have 'lready sold it" And didn't spit back the same lyrics, ahem PARAPPA.
Wait a second… did anyone even check the other toilets? Assuming there is at least 1 toilet on the right and left, at least 2 people wouldnt have to do this rap battle if the toilets happened to be vaccant
Chop Chop Master Onion: I need to go just as bad as you! What I had this morning, I don't even want to say to you! Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door! Or, I will fall to the floor! 2x Hatatatatatatatatatatatah! Instructor Mooselini: Uh-uh, uh-uh! No way! I've been sittin' in my car yes, now for days! Did you check the toilets on the right? Did you check the toilets on the left? 2x OK, OK. You win. Prince Fleaswallow: Ribbit, ribbit! I can't hold it! The last toilet that I had, I've already sold it! In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow, but now I really gotta go! (In the rain or in the snow, You got the funky flow, but now You really gotta go!) The toilet over there will bring you luck, so give up! I got no time to spare! 2x Ah...A me lose, you know! I'm outta here! Cheap Cheap: Walk the walk even if you can't just talk the talk! I got a call! I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written! (You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and You ain't kidding, although nothing is written!) Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know! 2x Cheap Cheap the Cooking Chicken: It's all yours. PaRappa: Ahhhh... This is life!
In a world where a dog, moose, frog, onion and chicken have a rap battle in the alley behind a gas station over who takes a shit first.
The dog just beat each one of them with their own raps
And some Lefty Lamb Person
And later he is rap battling with a german burger ghost, onion, ant, army moose, octoupus, video game, noodle kid who wants to take over the world with noodles, and a beetle.
WELL WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY
@@luckknots3921 the last boss was actually a flea
"Oh no! This little kid repeated what I just said in a weird way
Clearly he's the better rapper"
So Parappa is a copycat. Actually no he is a copyDOG
You have to do a "cool" rap for the canonical lsd trip
shut the fuck up you probably haven’t even beaten the game on cool mode and unlocked the secret stage
@@attangfangirl Word. And it's the repetition of the fast-paced rhythm that makes them respect you. Not simply the words.
Also, Cheap Cheap was at the front of the line. Why would she risk her spot at the front?
Imagine needing to go to the bathroom and having to rap battle against a Karate Master, a Driver's Ed teacher, a Jamacian drug dealer, and Paula Deen at a gas station.
Paula Deen tho!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The thing that makes this comment great is calling Cheap Cheap “Paula Deen”
Bro he doesnt sell drugs, just lucky skunks and bottle caps
@@arm7595 “oh yes, I had a lot of fun
I made a lot of bucks and now I’m on the run”
Paula Deen is crazy 💀
PaRappa the rapper is a game about growing up and maturing.
PaRappa learns how to fight and drive, milestones in a teenage boy's growth.
Then he learns how to work and cook, which are more about maturing as a young adult.
Then, out of nowhere, PaRappa eats too much cake and learns how to not shit his pants.
That's part of growing up too.
Specifically, the part between age 3 and 5.
wow I didn't see it in that way.
+1r5Drooodle or it could be about building willpower.
+1r5Drooodle Eh, it wouldn't surprise me with those stretched out pants.
Huh, didn't realize RJWaters2 was that popular.
A dog's puberty.
This song has a kickass bass line
Yeah the police sirens are a nice touch to it.
Agreed
The bass sounds like a poop, but in a good way
agreed!! 🤩
Best beat for a song about taking a shit
In tha rain or in tha snow,
I got the funky flow,
but now i really gotta goooo. genius line
OHH, Me lose, you know? Me OUTTA HERE....!
Last toilet i had, i've already sold it..
corjonbett Walk the walk even if you can't just talk the talk *BAWK* I got a call
Crack break fix the door you know
I gotta go so yes open up you know
He’s got the funky flow, but what IS the funky flow at this point?
I like to think, since the bathroom was empty when Parappa got to it, that the masters were all just standing there arguing about who got to use it first before he arrived
that means there's a small chance all of them might have all been able to go before parappa came, but instead they argue for nothing
They were rapping for it
There were 3 samples in the ‘All Masters/Bathroom Rap’ song from the fourth stage from the game: ‘PaRappa The Rapper’ (1996)
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1. ‘Fire Eater’ by Three Dog Night (1970) (Which is the organ riff used throughout the song)
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2. ‘The Soil I Tilled for You’ by The Shades of Brown (1970) (Which is the drum beat looped throughout each verse the song)
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3. ‘Amen Brother’ - The Winstons (1969) (Which is the sound of the hi-hat looped throughout each chorus of the song)
The soil I tilled? The shades of brown. Very appropriate considering the songs about having a sh*t
@@AllOuttaBubblegum123 also fire eater
this song is actually horrifying on cool mode
like the slight reverb and the sirens combined with the visuals is kinda scary
acid trip , also it looks awesome lol
Those sirens give me creeps to be honest
Great when your battered on cheese
Yeah it’s creepy… probably because I think acid trips are creepy
@@PlagelKnigchenko PLAGEL!? What are you doing here!?
I've never played parappa but by the looks of it if the other stages were about learning life lessons growing up this stage could be interpreted as parappa "defeating" his former teachers in a way proving how much he's grown
Pretty much. They simply decided to take a more comical approach to the concept. They do the same thing in the sequel with the video game stage
He is also trying not to shit his pants during all this.
Just in a very parappa way
where'd you get that from, I just got the lesson not to shit in the road whilst driving your girlfriend home
What prappa was trying to teach us: You gotta believe! What it actually teached us: Have a mental brake down to be cool kids!
The toilet was open so why the hell didn't Cheap Cheap just GO! Parappa would have been too busy with the others and by the time he made it to her, she'd be done.
Because in this rap game there's no room for cowards!
probably someone else was in there
Because Cheep Cheep's code of honor wouldn't allow it.
"Crack, break, fix the door, you know. I gotta go so yes open up, you know."
It Implies to me that she thought it was occupied and was waiting for it to open. And the "It's all yours" is just her offering the next vacancy to PaRappa.
"ribbit ribbit I cant hold it, last toilet when mi have mi already sold it" thats that rapper shaggy isnt it?
That chicken is talented as F***. She rhymed "You know" with "You know" and I didn't even notice!
"I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidd'en ,although, nothing is writ'en"
Okay then...
_w h a t_
I always skip the cheap cheap rap
Her rap is lit
My favorite song in the game. Espicially prince fleaswallows part.
Me too
no matter how much i hate the fucking chicken, the fucking chickens part was great
I know right but instructor mooslini is my favorite rap in the whole game
same
@@Jerestuff but do I know why we stopped the car again?
interesting how males and females are in the same bathroom. this is a progressive game
well it's only one stall
Unisex bathrooms have been around a waaaaaay long time, nigga
Yoy Hue mrs Obama get down
@@pewpewman18 I'm afraid she's no longer with us
it could be like a port o potty as well
*Gets to Cheap Cheap's segment of the song*
*Breathe in*
*_BOI_*
Fluffy Milkshake
"Sees cheap cheap"
Me: *GIRL IF U DONT GET UR EGG LAYING BUTT OUTTA HERE---*
VannaBerry #Berrywillstrike! Ya beef jerky
*Crack, break, fix the door you know, I gotta go so yes open up you know.*
It's ALL yours....!
Fluffy Milkshake I always did so well on this song.
but the FRICCIN C H I C K E N
The fact that the final test of all the skills you learned is themed around needing to go to the bathroom is one of the many reasons why this game is fantastic
He almost shit himself. He can defeat every master he's come across, learned how to drive, work, and cook in the matter of two days, and yet still can't hold his shit in.
Everyone joking how they're calling him a better rapper just for repeating what they say, but you have to remember that for the cool rating he actually repeated what they said in a slightly spiced up way, so clearly that does indeed make Parappa the better rapper
And considering how hard it is to get cool mode
@@toni929ann in the first game i can get cool mode easily and maintain it for the while song, not so good in parappa 2 tho.
But are you sure you checked the toilets on the right?
Did _you_ check the toilets on the right?
did you check the toilets on the left?
Draagonblitz
#ThisIsLife
Frostix in the rain or in the snow.
VannaBerry #Berrywillstrike! i got the funky flow but now i really gotta go
I think Cheap Cheap's just struggling because she's the last one, and therefore had to hold it in the longest. She can't even think about the words she's saying.
Yeah, and the door was stuck so she was panicking
Poor turkey.
@@coolperson9438 She's a chicken, got it? Ya beef jerky.
@@coolperson9438 Poor Turkey? What? 🤣
This song is weirdly epic
Hello Garu
Jetix fan
Old comment but AYYE PUCCA WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS
My favorite was when Fleaswallow began to sing "Ribbit, ribbit i cant hold it, the last toilet that i've already sold it" wow, he sounds like he would be playing scratch when he said that, awesome! :D
DA MotoNeko Scratch as in, The programming site?
SuperMario444 - Mario Videos! no, i ment like the two record you move on this table thingy to create that rythmic "whuzzzz"
Oh.
SuperMario444 - Mario Videos! yup :3
+DA MotoNeko yep that's my favorite part too
- Kick punch turn and chop the door!
- Or I will fall to the floor!
Love that line.
In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow - but now, I really got gooooooooo!
ribbit ribbit i cant hold it last toilet with me i've allready sold it
In the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow, but now you really got to go!
@@robertahogan2312 the toilet over there will bring you luck, so give up. I've got no time to spare!
@@robertahogan2312The toilet over there will bring you luck, so give up, I got no time to spare
I actually sang this when I reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally need to go :D it distracts me tho lol
*reads this comment*
*moments afterwards
"i am a chicken"
RTA07 when I really need to go the weird trumpet sound plays in my mind...
Anyone else hear police sirens in the background?
me
can u say a number time that it can be heard?
They're heard in the background music throughout the whole sound.
As my friend said- It's an EMERGENCY!
Ikr
a song about a rapping dog trying to go to the bathroom is better than most of the mainstream songs today
Holy crap... IMAGINE what this must sound like in Japanese?
The same way it sounds now...
Well, the whole reason I listen to rap is for the lyrics. So if they started rapping in a launage I didn't understand I probably wouldn't listen to it.
The Japanese version is entirely English with subtitles. So it sounds the same.
Guys...stop liking my 7 month+ old comment...
Crispy Chris no
One of the hardest beats in the game imo, especially that droning tone in the background
this song is better than the songs today
Yes
Has anyone noticed Parappa's voice seems slightly deeper in the first game than in the second cuz in Parappa 2 he sounds more nasally in my opinion at least
he sounds like SHEEN in the second game
I don't think they pitched it up too much in the OST versions, but in PaRappa 2 he sounds a bit more correct.
He was hella nasally in Um Jammer Lammy VA wise.
He sounded really bad in Lammy due to the compression they used, I believe.
They had to have the teacher's lines, Lammy's guitar sounds and her lines, same with Rammy, and all the cutscenes. There's a lot of content in Lammy, it's kind of amazing.
That’s true
Parappa sounded bad in lammy to save ram.
I shall memorize this rap and anytime I have to wait for someone to get out of the crapper, I shall rap this song.
@T.A.B.
"Crack, break, fix the door, ya know, I gotta go, so yes, open up, you know!"
Even though there were subtitles as a kid I always thought Master Onion was saying "Would I had this morning I wouldn't even have to sing to you", implying if he had gone to the bathroom in the morning instead of holding it he wouldn't be here.
Having a rap battle to take a shit was undoubtedly the best stage in video game history
i like the when Prince fleaswallow starts singing, its so sweet, comes on smooth.
Which is why he should've been Lammy's teacher as her guitar would go perfectly with his singing
0:11 The FBI when they find someone who likes the Cuties movie
lol
Sounds better than today's rap...
yeah so much
ikr
you guys are musical plebs
Thank you, if only rap was like this...huh
Ryuujin1078 yep I agree
You forgot to close the door.
we can't hold it so we just spend 5 minutes rapping for it
hearing this while pooping.
Sir. Killble ;)
Killble.
what
Sir. Killble Gross
:|
That frog's rap kicks ass!
The first 2 are also good, but nothing beats the frog
That's why he's my favorite teacher. His name is Prince Fleaswallow btw
LESSON 1
I need to go just as bad as you おまえと同じくらい わしもヤバいんじゃ
What I had this morning 朝食ったもんなんか
I don't even wanna say to you 思い出したくもない
Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door キック！パンチ！ターン！で、ドアにチョップ！
Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door キック！パンチ！ターン！で、ドアにチョップ！
・・☆・△・☆○・・×・・□☆・Ｒ・
Or, I will fall to the floor じゃなきゃ、もう わし倒れちゃう
Or, I will fall to the floor じゃなきゃ、もう ボク倒れちゃう
・・☆・Ｌ・☆Ｌ・・Ｌ・・Ｌ☆・Ｌ・
Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door キック！パンチ！ターン！で、ドアにチョップ！
Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door キック！パンチ！ターン！で、ドアにチョップ！
・・☆・△・☆○・・×・・□☆・Ｒ・
Or, I will fall to the floor じゃなきゃ、もう わし倒れちゃう
Or, I will fall to the floor じゃなきゃ、もう ボク倒れちゃう
・・☆・Ｌ・☆Ｌ・・Ｌ・・Ｌ☆・Ｌ・
Hatatatatatatatatatatatah ハタタタタタタタタタタタタターッ
LESSON 2
U, uh, u, uh ダメダメダメダメーッ！
No way!
I've been sittin' in the car ワタシなんか何日も
yes, now for days クルマに乗りっぱなしなのよ！
Did you check the toilets on the right? あんた右のトイレは見てみたの？
Did you check the toilets on the right? センセーは右のトイレ見てみたの？
・・☆・△・☆△・・△・△・Ｒ・・・
Did you check the toilets on the left? あんた左のトイレは見てみたの？
Did you check the toilets on the left? センセーは左のトイレは見てみたの？
・・☆・△・☆△・・△・△・Ｌ・・・
Did you check the toilets on the right? あんた右のトイレは見てみたの？
Did you check the toilets on the right? センセーは右のトイレ見てみたの？
・・☆・△・☆△・・△・・△☆・Ｒ・
Did you check the toilets on the left? あんた左のトイレは見てみたの？
Did you check the toilets on the left? センセーは左のトイレは見てみたの？
・・☆・△・☆△・・△・・△☆・Ｌ・
OK, OK ＯＫ、ＯＫ
You win あんたの勝ちよ
LESSON 3
Ribet, ribet, ケロ、ケロ
I can not hold it もうガマンできんよ
The last little toilet, 最後のトイレも
I already sold it 売っちまったし
In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow, but now I really gotta go 雨の日も、雪の日も、ファンキーに行くんだけど、もれちゃいそう
In the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow, but now you really gotta go 雨の日も、雪の日も、ファンキーに行くんだけど、もれちゃいそう
・・☆・△△△△△△△・・○○○○・
○・・××・・××・×・×・・・
The toilet over there will bring you luck, so give up! I got no time to spare! あっちのトイレはおまえにゃ大吉、わしにはまったく余裕なし
The toilet over there will bring you luck, so give up! I got no time to spare! あっちのトイレはあんたにも大吉、ボクにもまったく余裕なし
・・☆□□・☆□・・□・・□□・・□
☆ＲＲ・☆Ｌ・・Ｌ・・Ｌ☆・・・
In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow, but now I really gotta go 雨の日も、雪の日も、ファンキーに行くんだけど、もれちゃいそう
In the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow, but now you really gotta go 雨の日も、雪の日も、ファンキーに行くんだけど、もれちゃいそう
・・☆・△△△△△△△・・○○○○・
○・・××・・××・×・×・・・
The toilet over there will bring you luck, so give up! I got no time to spare! あっちのトイレはおまえにゃ大吉、わしにはまったく余裕なし
The toilet over there will bring you luck, so give up! I got no time to spare! あっちのトイレはあんたにも大吉、ボクにもまったく余裕なし
・・☆□□・☆□・・□・・□□・・□
☆ＲＲ・☆Ｌ・・Ｌ・・Ｌ☆・・・
Ah... I mean loosin' up, I'm outta here! わしの負けじゃあ！
LESSON 4
Walk the walk さあ、
even if you can't just talk the talk!!!! 世界へ飛び出してゆきなさい
I got a call わたしはこちらにちょっと用事が
I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written ワタクシ、キッチンから来たチキン、ウソじゃございません
You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain't kidding, although nothing is written あんたは、キッチンから来たチキン、ウソじゃございません
・・☆△・・△・・△☆・△・☆○・・
○・・○☆・・×☆・×・☆・・・
Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know! ド、ド、ドアをぶち壊せ！ ねえ、ワタクシもれそうでございます
Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know! ド、ド、ドアをぶち壊せ！ ねえ、ボクも、もれそうでございます
・・☆・□・☆□・・□・・□☆□・・
☆Ｒ・・Ｒ・Ｒ・☆Ｌ・・☆Ｌ・・
I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written ワタクシ、キッチンから来たチキン、ウソじゃございません
You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain't kidding, although nothing is written あんたは、キッチンから来たチキン、ウソじゃございません
・・☆△・・△・・△☆・△・☆○・・
○・・○☆・・×☆・×・☆・・・
Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know! ド、ド、ドアをぶち壊せ！ ねえ、ワタクシもれそうでございます
Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know! ド、ド、ドアをぶち壊せ！ ねえ、ボクも、もれそうでございます
・・☆・□・☆□・・□・・□☆□・・
☆Ｒ・・Ｒ・Ｒ・☆Ｌ・・☆Ｌ・・
It's all yours あんたにゃ、負けたわ
This is life! 生きててよかったー！
Tenho que ir
Assim que nem você
O que eu tive nesta manha não quero falar a mesma pra você!
Chuta, soca vira e corta a porta
Ou eu vou cair no chão!
Hatatatatataaaaaah
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This comment deserve more likes
This has a lot of effort
69 likes lol
That screaming guitar-ish sound pounding throughout the whole song really drives home the, ahem, "desperate" feeling
This stage had the most hilarious game over screen.
Masters: Reapping*
Parappa: Repeated their rymes*
Masters: Damm you're fantastic
(Sorry for my bad english)
It's no worse than Cheap Cheap's
It’s fine
i wonder why you have bad english
are you brazillian?
@@download-now-free-robuk-im_jk no, I'm Argentinian xdddddddddddd
He was probably just need to go to toilet that he couldn't come up with a different verse
1:52 me when I drop my food on accident.
Lyrics
I need to go just as bad as you.
What I had this morning
I don't even wanna say to you.
Kick! Punch! Turn and chop the door
Or, I will fall to the floor.
Kick! Punch! Turn and chop the door
Or, I will fall to the floor.
Hatatatatatatatatah!
U, uh, u, uh
No way!
I've been sitting in my car
Yes, now for days.
Did you check the toilets on the right?
Did you check the toilets on the left?
Did you check the toilets on the right?
Did you check the toilets on the left?
OK, OK, you win.
Ribet, ribet
I can't hold it
Last toilet I had, I already sold it.
In the rain or in the snow
I've got the funky flow
But, now I really gotta go.
The toilet over there
Will bring you luck
So give, I've got no time to spare.
Ah, me lose to you
I'm outta here.
Walk the walk
Even if you can't talk the talk
Bwock! I gotta call.
I am a chicken from the kitchen
And I ain't kiddin' although
Nothing is written.
Crack! Break! Fix the door, you know
I gotta go, so just open up, you know.
Crack! Break! Fix the door, you know
I gotta go, so just open up, you know.
It's all yours!
Oh, this is life!
I have almost the whole thing memorized save for the last bit of Cheep Cheep's section.
Listen on 1.5x Speed when Prince Fleaswallow raps. XD
Unfortunately, we can't anymore DX.
LuigiMan1800 Aw man. :(
*****
Not anymore Dx
LuigiMan1800 I can do it perfectly
lol
Fleaswallow has the best voice and the best rap
Ah yes, a banger song about a dog, onion, moose, oddly drug-dealer sounding frog, and a cooking chicken needing to piss.
the chicken
"walk the walk even if u cant just talk the talk...BAWWKK!" lmao.
that bit goes WAY too hard
"OK ok you win"
*destroy the law of the physic and start to fly*
The bass sounds like bowel movements, but like, in a good way
How is that in a good wY
"So, which stage did you like more?"
"Oh i liked that one where they're all shitting themselves to go to the toilet, shit slapped, literally"
*"Your bladder may be full, and you need to empty it by using the restroom that we all have lined up to use, but I have to use it as much as you do, if not more. I do not desire to tell you about the food I had comsumed during the moments prior to this event, where I am at the back of a line for a resting place for my bladder."*
Your bladder may be UH OH, oops oops empty it by using the restroom..
Oh wait you're not rapping
This is very relevant now, my brother just shoved a bunch of toilet paper in my toilet and blocked it really badly, now I'm driving around looking for a toilet
What if this was the event of the voice actors wanting to go to the bathroom?
Lol, I can imagine that
"Did you check the toilets on the right?"
"Dude, hurry up, the door's open!"
"I sold the last toilet!"
*Parappa is just watching*
lol
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2:46 *'DIS IZ LIFE.*
*FARRT!!!*
*Rocket lifting off in Parappa's stomach with oddly cheerful music!!*
Parappa: Ahhh, this is life.
If there is ever a remake I want the camera to pan out after winning to show that there were actually 4 other toilets to the right
There is a remake MADE 5 YEARS AGO for ps4
@@remigiusznowak7277 it isn't a remake, it's a psp remaster running in a emulator with hq textures
At work, very early shift...stomach dying, just ran to the bathroom, but mid-way all I could think was how this is a perfect time to play this. Made it in time. This is life...but the toilet paper is super thin.
I'm playing this while I'm on the toilet.
I fucking love it.
same
This is why dogs shouldn't eat chocolate/seafood cake.
Today`s rap: Oooooh fck
Parappas songs: Oh dude we have flow 24-7
Parappa 2: 8 bit battle and fighting a chinese
Jammer lammy: *HELL*
Parappa 1: *TIME TO TAKE A PISS*
If i ate something that gave me such bad wetstool in the morning, that i couldnt share the deets of the food, i'd patent that recipe and sell it to my foes.
here's what i had this morning, i'm gonna say to you!
If only all lifes problems could be solved by rapping
You gotta BELIEVE!
I like how I had to go through mosellini’s rap and not mess up even on the “guess what?” The first time.
And all she does is
🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺➡️
🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺⬅️
In the toilet rap
My favorite song about needing to use the bathroom
Uh uh, uh uh, no way! I've been sitting in my car, yes, now for days!
Did you check the toilets on the right?
Did you check the toilets on the left?
Okay, okay. You win.
A dog fighting an onion, a moose, a lizard, and a chicken for a toilet is definitely a normal thing.
mi perro favorito de los videojuegos
There's something sweet about the idea of these four grown adult teachers who could easily overpower this teenager if they really wanted the spot that bad instead engaging with him in a rap battle where he just has to match their rhythm in order to get them to buzz off. Parappa 1's teachers definitely had a stronger mentor vibe compared to the sequel, which doesn't reflect terribly on the sequel but the fact that you can appreciate it even in such a peculiar track as this one is nice
1:05 1.5 SPEED...
FUCK
Chrono The UniversalEntity 2 Speed!!
.5 is trippy
.25 you literally can't hear it. Pretty fucking weird
Thank you
1.25 is, how do I say... GROOOOVVVYYY
I'm convinced that at 2:10 Cheap Cheap the Cooking Chicken says "quack" instead of "crack"
I was born in the wrong generation, this is real music
I love the bassline in “U Rappin BAD” (The one that goes “Dun Dun dududuuuuuu)
"OR ILL FALL TO THE FLOOR" 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
seriously one of the coolest beats ever. EVER!
Man, hip hop back then was some dope stuff if you looked far enough.
"Ribbit, ribbit, I can't hold it
The last toilet with me, yeah, me have 'lready sold it"
And didn't spit back the same lyrics, ahem PARAPPA.
Just go to the toilets without waiting, Parappa.
Others: rapping
Prince Fleaswallow: Nah I Ain't Messing around you can't have my spot
This is what I listen to when I'm taking a shit
People are just minding their business and then some kid comes up and challenges them to rap battles to the front of the line.
Actually they challenged parrapa
PaCrappa The Crapper
Ari
クソッパラッパー
（Translated in Japanese）
the frog was awesome but the chicken had the bars she killed it
Wait a second… did anyone even check the other toilets? Assuming there is at least 1 toilet on the right and left, at least 2 people wouldnt have to do this rap battle if the toilets happened to be vaccant
in the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow...
But now you really gotta go!
the guitar lives rent free in my head
The instrumental sounds intimidating
It's so cool how the song starts, Perfectly just right 👌 Dat beat Yo!!!
This is art
I love the beat to this! its old school sound
I was stuck on this one for so long, but thanks to that I know the whole song :)
0:05 this line is so hilarious XD
Everyone: trying to take a shit and cheap cheap: it’s all yours *they realize nobody was there* everyone: *gets guns*
This is probably what happens in the boys bathroom every day
You wish, and frankly, so do I
Since when did everyone eat Hot Pockets?
Rev22360 (That Nintendo Guy) no they ate chipotle
I drop my hot pocket
Chop Chop Master Onion:
I need to go just as bad as you!
What I had this morning, I don't even want to say to you!
Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door!
Or, I will fall to the floor!
2x
Hatatatatatatatatatatatah!
Instructor Mooselini:
Uh-uh, uh-uh! No way!
I've been sittin' in my car yes, now for days!
Did you check the toilets on the right?
Did you check the toilets on the left?
2x
OK, OK. You win.
Prince Fleaswallow:
Ribbit, ribbit! I can't hold it!
The last toilet that I had, I've already sold it!
In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow, but now I really gotta go! (In the rain or in the snow, You got the funky flow, but now You really gotta go!)
The toilet over there will bring you luck, so give up! I got no time to spare!
2x
Ah...A me lose, you know! I'm outta here!
Cheap Cheap:
Walk the walk even if you can't just talk the talk! I got a call!
I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written! (You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and You ain't kidding, although nothing is written!)
Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know!
2x
Cheap Cheap the Cooking Chicken: It's all yours.
PaRappa: Ahhhh... This is life!
Still a Better Rap battle than anything now.
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