TikToks Weirdest Alpha Male

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @katiclyzm
    @katiclyzm  4 місяці тому +105

    Reply to this with cringe if the start made you wanna die !!

    • @f4ithy
      @f4ithy 4 місяці тому +7

      real

    • @TheDaxington
      @TheDaxington 4 місяці тому +5

      This man is second in the epitome of cringe, first is Elphaba

    • @UnU_10rd3er
      @UnU_10rd3er 4 місяці тому +1

      The start was cringe 🫠

    • @Wacko40k
      @Wacko40k 4 місяці тому

      Paul breach

    • @shinyev3281
      @shinyev3281 4 місяці тому +2

      CRINGE!!!

  • @SillygirlyMegan
    @SillygirlyMegan 4 місяці тому +44

    I love how this guy is encouraging people to have anger issues and to randomly decide to hate someone

  • @TheDaxington
    @TheDaxington 4 місяці тому +59

    I'm a simple man, I see a Katiclyzm upload, I watch. Life is peaceful and balanced

  • @JerrySpoonpuncher
    @JerrySpoonpuncher 4 місяці тому +17

    I also like to Larp as fictional characters I see in shows instead of actually bettering myself.

  • @f4ithy
    @f4ithy 4 місяці тому +20

    found out about ur channel bc of the alex deep dive but now im glued to ur content

    • @katiclyzm
      @katiclyzm  4 місяці тому +4

      happy to have you here!!

    • @f4ithy
      @f4ithy 4 місяці тому +2

      @@katiclyzm IM SO GLAD TO BE HERE

  • @Joe-xy6uz
    @Joe-xy6uz 4 місяці тому +11

    He makes out there is no such thing as mental illness, ironically he’s reminding me that it definitely does exist after seeing his videos

  • @WhoopiCushion_
    @WhoopiCushion_ 4 місяці тому +26

    HELPP??? THE START 😭

  • @smyton4tw
    @smyton4tw 4 місяці тому +9

    I didn't know The Deep got into making alpha male Tik Tok videos.

  • @Arctic-void-z7f
    @Arctic-void-z7f 4 місяці тому +6

    This is becoming one my favourite Chanel’s

  • @CluelessClozie
    @CluelessClozie 4 місяці тому +4

    Okay but now I’m invested in this fictional Katiclysm x Jake Baz beef

  • @rickyfulbrook1026
    @rickyfulbrook1026 4 місяці тому +1

    I'm always dubious of self help gurus who tell you "you gotta have goals" and "you've gotta find your thing to do" and yet their own "thing" is telling others is what to do.

  • @Koncept64
    @Koncept64 4 місяці тому +6

    If he can get a lambo in the Amazon why does it look like he's filming his videos on a potato?

  • @Historys_a_Con
    @Historys_a_Con 4 місяці тому +3

    Absolutely 0 interactions from anyone on the community post 4 days ago’ where I recommended Jake.
    Still feel seen Kati, you absolute alpha male

    • @Historys_a_Con
      @Historys_a_Con 4 місяці тому

      Just seen I need an enemy. Think I’ll choose katiclyzm

  • @tomebers8683
    @tomebers8683 4 місяці тому +2

    According to Jake I should able to literally rearrange my DNA & take my ADHD away

  • @alex_666_.
    @alex_666_. 4 місяці тому +1

    Kat okg img I absolutely adore your videos I work as a care worker for the elderly and every time I finish im so exhausted and feel crap, but your videos always make me laugh and bring be back to life!! Absolutely amazing!! 🤩

  • @gabehorn52
    @gabehorn52 4 місяці тому +4

    Bro's gonna hate a woman criticising him 😂 he's gonna go full blown now

    • @katiclyzm
      @katiclyzm  4 місяці тому +5

      i hope he sees this and gives me a stern telling off and some motivational words

  • @DripKuna
    @DripKuna 4 місяці тому +1

    Her accent is beautiful and I love the piercings 😭 the bangs are gorgeous 😫❤️

  • @NotTheAverageGaming
    @NotTheAverageGaming 4 місяці тому +2

    Too true about the NHS waiting list

  • @ryanscott3161
    @ryanscott3161 4 місяці тому +1

    Aw I remember my first Shandy bass too, what an utter plank

  • @rossicourvosi218
    @rossicourvosi218 4 місяці тому +1

    When I saw Mr Jake a few months ago I just assumed he's special and is only mad because he didn't get his dinosaur nuggies in time.

  • @gravy1219
    @gravy1219 4 місяці тому +1

    Its sad because if you behave like that towards other people you must be really hard on yourself when you inevitably have a bout of depression, it just seems like another form of people suppressing their emotions and not attempting to address them, which to me seems quite weak

  • @CajunReaper95
    @CajunReaper95 4 місяці тому +15

    To be fair in one of the John wick movies he literally unalived a dude with a fucking pen which is hardly a weapon!

    • @flipflop6525
      @flipflop6525 Місяць тому

      Yeah, c'mon. You are a female John Wick. Admit it.

  • @LucidLuci666
    @LucidLuci666 4 місяці тому +2

    This boy is in for a world of shame as soon as his psychotic ego trip comes crashing down

  • @beerguy177
    @beerguy177 4 місяці тому +1

    Katie out here doing the things (love your work) also depression doesn't make you weak infact it actually makes you stronger 💪 chin up guys and girls

  • @Woodenp3ck
    @Woodenp3ck 4 місяці тому

    15 seconds in bro and my stomach hurts. that no smile bit was fucking gold 😭

  • @tocho1007
    @tocho1007 4 місяці тому +6

    2 seconds in and im a dissapointment. I thought this was youtube not a conversation with my parents

  • @xwannabeetinkerbellx
    @xwannabeetinkerbellx 4 місяці тому

    Lmao when I first heard the intro, I knew who you were referring too 😂😂
    That was great !

  • @MRmMeta
    @MRmMeta 4 місяці тому +3

    The unfortunate thing is that for me, keeping busy and working hard is a way I cope with and help manage my anxiety and depression and other. Notice how I didn’t say they don’t exist? People like this guy aren’t just spouting crap, they’re taking genuine coping skills some young men may have and twisting them. Now some guy with serious depression who keeps busy and active in order to manage the symptoms can watch this and take his normal and healthy coping skill and view it in an abnormal light. It’s despicable. There is a line to made between denial of your symptoms and treatment of your symptoms, and every person is different. Instead of dwelling on my issues and beating myself up I’ll go work out or read and bring my mind back to a healthy place, not just say they don’t exist…
    Acknowledgment is a huge step to healing, as well as management of symptoms.
    Thanks for covering this Katie 🫶
    Edit: Also Katie you should make alpha male content on TikTok, the beginning made me feel so alpha it’s insane 😭

  • @mistknights4675
    @mistknights4675 4 місяці тому +2

    Every time he spoke I felt my IQ drop 10 points...

  • @EatinPaste
    @EatinPaste 4 місяці тому +4

    I swear I picked this guy out of the default options in a video game character creator. The man's bland.

  • @lout9231
    @lout9231 4 місяці тому +1

    I’m a bit of a gym rat almost exclusively because it helps keep the inside voices quiet and distract from depression.
    Am I also weak and lazy or am I a paradox?
    I’ve literally broken down mid set from overthinking and had to hide tears before but I guarantee I am in better shape than this bloke lol

  • @MancPeteYT
    @MancPeteYT 4 місяці тому +1

    Transcript of a behind the scenes recording taken seconds after making one of these videos -
    Woman's Voice: JAKEYPOOS! Your dinosaur nug nugs are ready!
    Jake: AW YEAH! Thanks mummy!

  • @ChaseOakley-rw2lx
    @ChaseOakley-rw2lx 4 місяці тому +1

    That intro wasn't cringe. It was a disturbingly accurate impression.
    Edit: I don't think "disturbingly" is a word now i think about it xD

  • @kozaro_nameless
    @kozaro_nameless 4 місяці тому +1

    this was some amazing sigma content, Katie, thank u for improving my beta life with this 👍

  • @AmyCantFly
    @AmyCantFly 4 місяці тому

    "If that's the case, Jake.. Do ya wanna explain to me why you're doing nothing on Tuesdays?" FFS Jake... Even Craig David had stuff planned for Tuesdays!!

  • @Andrew-h3q6b
    @Andrew-h3q6b 4 місяці тому

    I take it that depression and anxiety are life-style choices...Humm. I think tha.t bum-fluff on his chin is a life-style choice

  • @BoBnotThat1
    @BoBnotThat1 4 місяці тому

    I've found all my life experiences, good and bad, and there's been a lot of bad for the last few years, just makes me a stranger person, and someone who has had life experience from which I can learn from. I hope to living my best life, no matter what. It's just me against me.

  • @PGOuma
    @PGOuma 4 місяці тому +2

    I beg to differ! If they can't go three weeks without showering due to executive dysfunction... THEY'RE THE WEAK ONES 💪🏽😈 I STINK!! GET ON MY LEVEL APPLE WAPPLE BROS!!! 😎😎😎🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽

  • @MichelleHarris-zf6wn
    @MichelleHarris-zf6wn 4 місяці тому

    I'm so inspired! I can't wait to ignore my mental health in order to maximise my ambition to be a physical weapon! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Crybaby.veronica
    @Crybaby.veronica 4 місяці тому

    Drawing and watching katiclyzm>> sleeping

  • @SeraphShane
    @SeraphShane 4 місяці тому +1

    People with this his mind set are so insecure lol. Nothing wrong with complimenting and looking up to other guys. It’s called being humble. Humility is what makes a man, not pride

  • @RillaRooWins
    @RillaRooWins 4 місяці тому +2

    Why is he using such creepy horror music in his videos? Nothing says inspirational like hearing music that plays when the serial killer is on screen!

    • @Romantic_Juliet
      @Romantic_Juliet 2 місяці тому +1

      he think's he's andrew tate's adopted son 💀

  • @RealJoeKing
    @RealJoeKing 4 місяці тому +2

    how dare you disrespect the king

    • @katiclyzm
      @katiclyzm  4 місяці тому +2

      ur the original king 🙈🙈

    • @Romantic_Juliet
      @Romantic_Juliet 2 місяці тому

      @@katiclyzm YES THE PFP 😭💗

  • @QuackArrow
    @QuackArrow 4 місяці тому +2

    You should definitely do a vid on Daniel Larson it would be hype!!!

  • @nickd9757
    @nickd9757 4 місяці тому

    In my own experience as a man i think you should suffer in silence, ive had my fair share of mental health issues but the best thing i ever did was go to therapy and work on myself, not sitting crying infront of people

  • @CloudMcLongfoot
    @CloudMcLongfoot 4 місяці тому

    Kati's fighting close to home when her tim is the mullet version of Jakes

    • @katiclyzm
      @katiclyzm  4 місяці тому

      💀💀i knew this was coming

  • @keirancollier8836
    @keirancollier8836 3 місяці тому

    That kids the biggest helmet going. He's soft as shit too 😂

  • @maximalone8061
    @maximalone8061 4 місяці тому +3

    I hope this guy has a girlfriend id love to know what she thinks of his videos

  • @paigeouelette5576
    @paigeouelette5576 22 дні тому

    4:09
    Well damn, if only my brain got the memo

  • @chilibeer3912
    @chilibeer3912 4 місяці тому

    I have a feeling life is gonna be pretty tough for him when he moves out.

  • @2Curriuss
    @2Curriuss 4 місяці тому

    BTW thank toy for making great content, i am listening your vide9s while cycling

  • @DJ_Sycottic
    @DJ_Sycottic 4 місяці тому

    The skit at the beginning made Katie look much more Alpha than Jake the snake.... 😂

  • @TheMadAfrican1
    @TheMadAfrican1 4 місяці тому

    I love how these guys don't even conform to their own rules. Dude can't grow a decent beard or moustache to save his life, yet talks about being all testosterone-fuelled and alpha. I quite like his background track, though. Kinda calming.

  • @sudalaimuthu3312
    @sudalaimuthu3312 14 днів тому

    Not only guys women also saying some stupid thing in online complaining about men hating men you can't ignore that

  • @WasabiCalamari
    @WasabiCalamari 4 місяці тому

    ''Depression doesn't exist, what exists is what's stopping you from your mission'' so depression exists then lol

  • @Anotheranxiousmillennial
    @Anotheranxiousmillennial 4 місяці тому

    I can’t take an adult male with braces seriously no matter how hard I try. ….idc

  • @DaROCKWILDER24
    @DaROCKWILDER24 4 місяці тому

    Ambition is stepping on other people’s necks to reach your goals which is wrong. You can have ambition but make sure you help those under you instead of stepping on them👍

  • @almond-lol
    @almond-lol 4 місяці тому +2

    bruvs eating his mic lol

  • @stevemason9150
    @stevemason9150 4 місяці тому +1

    He needs a new barber for a start😂😂

  • @Crugnuck
    @Crugnuck 4 місяці тому +4

    I reckon he wipes back to front

    • @katiclyzm
      @katiclyzm  4 місяці тому +1

      this is my fave comment

    • @cuppahorror
      @cuppahorror 4 місяці тому +6

      bold of you to assume he wipes at all that would be too gay by his standards

    • @ThatMancunianGuy
      @ThatMancunianGuy 4 місяці тому

      So you think depression isn't real? That's rich coming from someone whose biggest life struggle is deciding which muscle shirt to wear for their next Instagram post. If depression isn't real, what's that black hole you feel in your chest after posting another misogynistic tiktok and realizing the only people who agree with you are bots and basement dwellers? But sure, let's all take mental health advice from a man whose emotional depth rivals that of a puddle on a hot day. Depression isn't real, you say? Maybe you'd know better if you ever took a moment to reflect on anything other than your own inflated sense of self-worth.

    • @Romantic_Juliet
      @Romantic_Juliet 2 місяці тому +1

      @@cuppahorror HELP 😭

  • @shinyev3281
    @shinyev3281 4 місяці тому +1

    Your videos always make me laugh

  • @rhed0r1c
    @rhed0r1c 4 місяці тому

    I’m a real bitch, I’ve only escaped the Hundred Acre Forest in a SMART car with Eeyore

  • @UltimatelyEverything
    @UltimatelyEverything 6 днів тому

    This self proclaimed "Alpha male" just got completely ripped apart by a woman i find that funny.

  • @BillyJingles
    @BillyJingles 4 місяці тому

    Well June is men's mental health awryness month

  • @GeorgeSanders
    @GeorgeSanders 4 місяці тому

    Of course he included a classic image of Tommy Shelby 💀

  • @princesspixxie
    @princesspixxie 4 місяці тому

    Maybe not that last part 😂😂😂😂 kati you crack me up x

  • @Ilurblur
    @Ilurblur 4 місяці тому

    I know he thinks he's being real tough but he's really just laying his insecurities bare for everyone to see. It's pathetic 😂

  • @1Gidget
    @1Gidget 4 місяці тому

    let’s go, another midnight feast. cheers kati!

  • @Cult_of_the_Mantis
    @Cult_of_the_Mantis 4 місяці тому +2

    With such thin facial hair he's no alpha 😂😂

    • @LucidLuci666
      @LucidLuci666 4 місяці тому +1

      I can almost assure you that his virginity is intact

  • @CajunReaper95
    @CajunReaper95 4 місяці тому

    I love all these toxic alpha bros who think they’re tough because I know for a fact they’d cave battling cancer where the treatment can and tend to be painful especially chemotherapy I went 7 rounds with chemotherapy and 35 rounds with radiation therapy and they can play like they’re tough macho men but reality is even if you beat cancer the experience will leave the hardest of men a broken mess!

  • @TheSurvivalistGamerttv
    @TheSurvivalistGamerttv 4 місяці тому

    Did katie just call out john wick?

  • @purpleraider8105
    @purpleraider8105 4 місяці тому

    This has got to be a character

  • @TweetyStickFigure
    @TweetyStickFigure 4 місяці тому +1

    katie should become alpha male

  • @NotTheAverageGaming
    @NotTheAverageGaming 4 місяці тому

    Bro is the final boss of using chat gpt for his content

  • @Georgieroseofficialaccount
    @Georgieroseofficialaccount 4 місяці тому +1

    Workout routine?

  • @Amelia.08.
    @Amelia.08. 4 місяці тому +1

    your tattoos are so cool

  • @Entersandman99
    @Entersandman99 4 місяці тому

    I forgot about him.... 😖😖 genuinely thought it was a joke.

  • @rowmaniatic
    @rowmaniatic 4 місяці тому +2

    3 seconds in and im already hype

    • @katiclyzm
      @katiclyzm  4 місяці тому +2

      WOOOO

    • @PoshTeddy
      @PoshTeddy 4 місяці тому +1

      3 seconds in and I’m already cringing

  • @seanstrehle6312
    @seanstrehle6312 4 місяці тому +1

    I reckon he farts in the bath tub just to eat the bubbles

  • @avgriffin
    @avgriffin 4 місяці тому

    you're a top tier youtuber to me fair play

  • @nostreamavailable9090
    @nostreamavailable9090 Місяць тому

    He looks like a pound shop version of joey Essex lol 😂

  • @damonwood8911
    @damonwood8911 4 місяці тому

    So, Today is my lucky Day . Thanks for letting me know.

  • @benleach5063
    @benleach5063 4 місяці тому

    Not my Grandpa, my Dad but ok I'll go visit him and Mum and scream at him like you say :(

  • @smarttechaddict
    @smarttechaddict 4 місяці тому

    He must be busy all the time if he can't get someone to cut his hair apart from his mum. At least he won't cry at his haircut comments so we can go ahead and laugh at it.

  • @danichesney1876
    @danichesney1876 4 місяці тому

    Im 99% sure that boy still lives with his mum

  • @debz5463
    @debz5463 4 місяці тому

    😂amazing😂 my sides hurt 🤣what a plonker..

  • @thealtoutfiter1679
    @thealtoutfiter1679 4 місяці тому

    bet he's wounding if he's going to have chickens nugget for dinner

  • @JohnStrange-q8r
    @JohnStrange-q8r 4 місяці тому

    Jake the plonka.

  • @mikryan6567
    @mikryan6567 2 місяці тому

    Jake reads to much batman comics, btw I'm BATMAN

  • @TomTheSaintsGuy
    @TomTheSaintsGuy 4 місяці тому

    1:34 Why does he sound like Garth Marenghi?

  • @MichaelFisher-mz8yq
    @MichaelFisher-mz8yq 4 місяці тому

    Am not excallay thin but yes I tried to jump of the piers here

  • @Grebbz
    @Grebbz 4 місяці тому

    Off topic but I really like Katie's tatoos

  • @carnalampret4089
    @carnalampret4089 4 місяці тому

    She is so jacked omg that was a thirst trap at the begining and i fell in loveee

  • @damonwood8911
    @damonwood8911 4 місяці тому

    tik tok uses' are the Devils spawn so beware.

  • @Chikathechicken-yh6sp
    @Chikathechicken-yh6sp 5 годин тому

    "Full of men" yo wdym by that💀💀💀

  • @Nuja33
    @Nuja33 4 місяці тому

    Whats your favourite thing about LVP?

  • @gamma.darkstar
    @gamma.darkstar 4 місяці тому

    I bet this dude laughs at his own fart bubbles in the tub.

  • @skullcrusherfrid9591
    @skullcrusherfrid9591 4 місяці тому

    i was skin had lot of metal health struggle so i dont get people this

  • @Strictlysmiler
    @Strictlysmiler Місяць тому

    Sorry to be the “always one” i fear his dad had this mentality and his mums just a pick me who goes by everything his dad says😂 I genuinely thought he was rage baiting but hes just a bit weird

  • @kaleseeds1
    @kaleseeds1 4 місяці тому

    Oh I’m sat