Nails Using Only Products I HATE (how do I unsubscribe from myself)
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Ben is a straight savage😎🤘
"I thought this was a video of things you don't like"~Ben 2017
Faith Dodge I DIED
Faith Dodge was that green day wake me up when September ends playing
Faith Dodge Well i chocked on my ice tea...rip
Faith Dodge I laughed when I saw that part it was straight savage and to me coffee is pretty good
Sorry Cris
Way to go Ben. I literally pissed my pants when you said that
I was surprised that the whole vid wasn't just her doing water marble
same lol
im not. sshe just is not a witch at it dude she has like 6 vidios onthem
Same
Piper Wood SAME XD
Piper Wood OMG TRUE
Alternative title: Cristine being extremely passive-aggressive for 13 minutes straight
Nah this was mostly just regular aggressive
Because it’s not real H O L O
At some point, it stops being passive.
That was NOT passive at all. She was being straight up aggressive.
It’s funny watching this video now and seeing that everything that Cristine hated she has fixed and corrected in her nail polish line. She has one coat black, not milky white, glitter nail polish that actually looks like the bottle, liquid latex that doesn’t have a lip gloss applicator, the best perky base ever, super fast drying top coat, etc, etc, etc. Omg, this video is her entire line. I love that i can see that she fixed everything she hates. So does that mean her new nail polish is going to be pastel colors that actually look good?
you were right..now....sooooo......let me ask you , what do you think the next lottery number are going to be?
THE PASTEL HOLOS THO
i usually have a problem w pastels being too thick so they take too long to dry, if anyone's gonna master it, it's simply
Don't forget thick glass in the bottleneck.
Yes the are!
when she said "we radiate positivity on this channel" the brightness on my screen went down.....
Your phone knows
U set phone brightness to auto eWwWwWwWw
@@Angie-wl7pn ikrrr
Lol
sophiiu you know you said ‘I know right right right’
“Why does this smell like coffee”
*sips it*
*is surprised it’s coffee*
*surprise pikachu face*
Emily Sanders gudetama
What happened to the tea?
Ben was trying to help 😈
I like coffee and tea!!
Fun Fact: She said “HATE” a total of 37 times in this video.
Did you count it?
38 because of the title 😅
That’s 3 times a minute (roughly)
Lol. Y'all scare me a little. I think Covid Stay at Home is getting to you. No hate. Just a little joking. I love that y'all counted.
Be well and God bless.
🙏💜💅
Wait what-
sHE USED THREE DAYS GRACE'S SONG IM CRYING I LOVE THEM LMAO
Wut
@@JUN0100 wat
@@JUN0100 ok
That pfp is......something
@@aira_riri_2 thamk
*i have decided I hate stamping because I’m not good at it*
- Cristine 2017
it's funny cuz its 2019
Simply nailogical be shady for 13 minutes strait
@@aliashady327 this video was published in 2017...
@@cedaweda why do u care
@@aliashady327 I really dont I was just helping you out I guess
OMG!!! You should do painting your nails in the DARK!!!!
ProGamer Kayla yes
yess
Yes do it!!!!
ProGamer Kayla this has 420 likes so I'm not liking it but I agree
ProGamer Kayla ya
As a massive Essie fan (because I love boring colours apparently) I picked up a bottle of white essie polish and I was pleased to see that the formula had changed over the years!! It's now opaque in one coat
i feel like for example wicked is not boring at all it’s such an iconic essie colour
i know nobody is really watching these anymore, but watching Christine’s old videos again years later still brings so much nostalgia and joy. I used to watch like almost all of her videos, in an older account, until her last video on this channel.
*this isn’t peel porn, this is a peel punishment*
Yes, yes it is
*porn*ishment
@@under-your-spell237 um wtf
Oooh I get that reference
Gugunet26 finally
Ben’s betrayal was my favorite part of this video 😂
That was the best! Ahahaha
Yeah
Sad day for simply
Bentrayal.
Same 😂
Me: *repainting my fake nails while listening to this in the background*
Cristine: “hearts on nails are boring”
Me: *slowly looks at nails then back at the screen contemplating whether I should repaint them or not*
Hehehe 😂
i gotta know: did u stick to the hearts or change it 😬
@@hyde1893 I stuck with hearts lol I already painted them and don’t wanna change it😭🤧
This was posted 3 years ago, it’s 4am, and I’m still rocking my eye bags.
Why is that me right now
I'm rocking my depression because she is leaving this channel forever. 😭
"Its like 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. It's bullsh*t."
Head and shoulders:
Okay but she isn't wrong because I had a Head & Shoulders 2in1 shampoo and conditioner. Yes, it functions as shampoo but you still have to use regular conditioner. That 2in1 shit- bull. Actual bull.
My head and shoulders 2in1 shampoo works fine XD
I use a regular head and shoulders and it actually works as a conditioner for me without using a conditioner
Head and shoulders makes my hair hella dry, and shampoo and conditioner types never actually condition my hair.
Yeah it works at shampoo but not conditioner
How many times did Cristine said 'sh*tty' in this video?...
Endless.
Unicorn Bunny Fluff I think it was the word of the day lol
Unicorn Bunny Fluff
7;8+94; /7;;6 &”7&&
7
she said it about..many times but she forgot to say it about u lmfao, u shitty
@@annid4206 oh, autocorrect? I think its supposed to be that you're shitty
_bish wha_ are you 6
Cristine: I hate hearts.
Also Cristine: *has hearts in her describtion box*
Yes I noticed that too lol
Omg she’s so fake /s/s/s
She said she hates hearts on nails not in general . Listen more often instead of just putting it out there.
@@nicolecychosz7049 yah seriously people are too quickly to judge
@@nicolecychosz7049 just stfu
This might sound sappy but after my dad was diagnosed with cancer, your videos were the only thing that could make me laugh out loud. I love your videos and thank you so much for making them :) Sometimes, they might seem silly but (as cheesy as it sounds) they have made a big difference in my life... and I suspect I'm not alone in that :)
I'm so sorry to hear that!! I hope your dad gets better and I hope you can live a happy life with him by your side!! But even if you can't, always remember you are not alone and there are tons a people out there that will support you through your hardships!
@@bigicecream44 Thank you 🥰
@@KeilyShhh No problem! Have a good day!!
cristine: i’m bad at it, so therefore i hate it
Me at literally everything i’m bad at
Me to my own videos 😂
Litterly me
If I don’t see immediate results from my efforts I will die
Me at life
So everything for me then...?
The black nail looks like a fourth grader colored their nails with a dry erase marker.
ugly bitch no, dry erase markers are more opaque
sherberttt sis not on your nails.
Or anyone in any grade in all honesty, lol
I ruined the 69 :)
lol yes
I remember watching these videos , doesnt feel ljke this is 6 years old the humor snd camera quality is js top tier
I felt nostalgic and im going back to these for a little.
You did absolutely for yourself and were all happy for you
💜🖤💚
See, my broke and naive arse genuinely *did not know* that some nail polish DOESN'T take days to fully harden. I had NO IDEA before watching your channel that nail polish WASN'T supposed to have the consistency of glue, and that it was *actually possible* to have multiple layers of nail polish on your nails without it turning into a forever wet depressing gooey disaster.
Just bought my first ever non-drug-store polish. Will update on how that goes.
It’s been a month..update us
@@kannucrazy I BOUGHT A CURER AND SOME GEL AND IT FRICKIN WORKED I hope 5 yr old me is proud.
@@asantaimeep Gives me HOPE
Gotta stick in here for some more updates 😂
Dang-*buys nail polish from wallmart*
#BenIsASavage
Kawaii Kat your profile picture made my day😂
nathifa neverson thanks :3
Karina Edwards lol
oh my
Kawaii Kat OMG we are same names
Honestly this just shows that someone might think they’re not good at doing nails but it’s actually the products.
I love how Christine's voice is so cute and high-pitched, it makes her aggressions and swears so much better
Silver glitter is just the depressed cousin of holo :')
more like the straight version
@@ok.8775 underrated coment
holo is the gay cousin
I’m holo (but with a lot of silver glitter but there is still a little holo in me) and all my cousin’s are sliver glitter (but the pretty kind)
I must be silver glitter then 😭
You should do 99 cents store nail polish manicure tutorial. Does anyone else agree?
Hh 7 she'll probably hate them:D
Maria Lis haha exactly it'll be funny 😂
Yes
Haadiyah 7 i wanna see if she can find halo
unicorns ranbowfarts *holo
The way she said “PeRvErT!” Made me spit my tea out!
I died!
I love Ben 😂bringing coffee instead of tea ...genius!
Rachel McElroy yes
Rachel McElroy ikr
07:38
Rachel McElroy hey we have the same last name!
Rachel McElroy totally. Lol
Like this comment if you hate everything
i found it, i will forever remember being first
Simply Nailogical it would make my day if you would reply to this plz😻😻
I love your channel though
If you don't hate everything you have a serious problem
Simply Nailogical I think cristine is made out of holo
I remember watching her everyday😭
You drew the most perfect heart on your nail
U know that trend where ur boyfriend guessed which swimsuit is cheap or expensive?? U should have Ben guess which nail polishes r cheap and expensive 👍👍 like if u agree
CowsGoM00 Or Anneliese
CowsGoM00 Or Anneliese i agree but i wont like
rebel
agree!!
CowsGoM00 Or Anneliese OMG YAAASSSSS
i didn’t even know kylie jenner had nail polish till now
SettiReid
My mom works at Walgreens and all of Kylie Jenner's Sinful Colors Collab was on clearance *real quick*
😂😂😂
Same
same best friend
YouAreMySunshine 😂
And now you also know that it's shit lol
how is this 6 years old?!?!
It’s soon to be 7
@@TianaBarker 😭😭😭
I miss this videos😢
Ben was so on point with that coffee joke 😂 I love their chemistry & shared sense of humor
Ha
666 likes
“I decided i hate *INSERT THING OR ACTION HERE* because I can’t do it”
-literally everyone in the world
I decided I hate running because I can’t do it.
I decided to stop never eating because I can’t do it
Playing with girls cause I'm awkward
If I don’t see immediate results from my efforts I will die
I hate drawing hands because I can't do it
Cristine: "I HATE hearts"
Also Cristine: *Has 21 hearts in her bio*
By the way; Before you guys come at me, this is inspired by the user 'what' that commented something similar to this four months ahead of me.
*28
SunnySideUp! Lol, I don’t think anyone’s “coming at you” over some heart emojis in a description box 😂
I love how she sets herself up for failure purely for our entertainment. Thank you, Cristine, I appreciate you
A lot of Cristine's video ideas, are basicly make-up trends. But she changes it so she can paint her nails....
*i love it*
I don’t get it
@@susiearano6326 so before when cristine made nail videos she would use beauty guru make up trends and make it into a version of her own using nail polish such as when beauty gurus use make up they dislike. Cristine made a video using nail polish she dislike. Hope you understand clearly now.
Basically*
Me too 😅😅👌
Rebecca OSBORNE I was literally thinking that and then the first comment I read is yours
Simply: “Have you ever seen her wear her own nail polish line after she was done promoting it?”
Me: Simply Sister Tea
Oof
You can call her by her name.
Manda Panda i know but I didn’t ;-;
@@mandarineuwu1871 Bruh
I wonder if she will stop wearing her brand later☕️
I’m impressed by how easily she found the stuff for the stampers
I love how she forgot that she put a peel off base coat and tried to use nail vinyls
C: thanks for the tea!
C: *why does this smell like coffee*
C: ~sips~
C: BEEYYNN
B: I thought this was a video of things you don’t like?
C: You betrayed Meeee
YOU BETRAYED ME
OMG yasss!!
You forgot the *BEEEEYYYYYYNNNNN!!!!!* XD
BEYYYYN
Her end result are my nails after watching her videos and trying to paint my nails
Maria Al-Qadhi at least you tried 🤣 but I know how you feel
Maria Al-Qadhi lol same tho
Same;-;
same
also,,, i completed it,,,,,,,,,,, nobody ever like this comment it's perfect (at 666)
Maria Al-Qadhi I WAS THE 1K like!
Cris: *sword fights with the louboutin bottles when she gets them*
Bottle: *breaks*
Cris: *surprised pikachu face*
Am I the only one where when I was little I used to colour my nails in with dry erase markers, and then think it looked like amazing and then brag about to all the other 7 year olds 😂
…just me?…okay..
AghHgfryfsetsr Déjà vu
I feel like everyone's gonna send her heart jewelery in her p.o box now
HAHA YESS
Mckenzie Shine me too ❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜
Sent 😂
Mckenzie Shine I
XD
I wonder if nail polish companies watch all Christine's videos and like whenever she posts a new vid they just pray that she doesn't roast them in this one 😂
Emma Sandro haha
Ikr
Emma Sandro true XD
Emma Sandro 😂😂😂😂
XD
Shout out to all my friends rewatching this comfort TV in 2023
Simply you've become my safe space on UA-cam, I've probably seen all your videos and I'm sat with my bowl of noodles about to have dinner while re-watching your videos 💞
"Im not good at stamping. Therefore, i hate it"
Replace "stamping" with any other verb and it's still relatable!
I know
I’m not good at ict, therefor I hate it.
Im not good at swimming. Therefore i hate it
I'm not good at living. Therefore, I hate it.
I'm not good at math. Therefore, I hate it.
I didn’t know Kylie Jenner released nail polish 😳
Lmao neither did i hahah 😂
DEKU IS BEST BOI
I think Kylie Jenner didn't releas a nail polish it just the color she wears on her nails
SweetsterS - No, she did- she did a collab with Sinful Colours so it's technically her nail polish line
alaa._.10 shows how shitty it is 😂
I love how BEyn went along with this.
I love how Ben makes the tea to the theme of the vid
Cristine: BEN thanks for the tea!
Ben: *passes the "tea"*
Cristine:It smells like coffee
Cristine: *takes a sip*
Cristine:ITS COFFEE
Ben: I thought this was a video of things you don't like.
Now Ben is part of the video!😂😂
Janie Rose YOU'VE BEN-TRAYED ME!!!
Janie Rose When I need to see this
Janie Rose LOL JANIE IT IS UR SISTERRR
Livvie Jean lol ok bye Liv
I read this comment as soon as Ben passed her the cofftea
you could smell the rage through this video 😂😭
itz. babyk yas it smells like most grus
itz. babyk all of y'all shut up you shity trash
Nevaeh Jones who are you and MINE YOUR BUSINESS
Nevaeh Jones ll
Nevaeh Jones shut up for i come threw this phone and smack the shit out of you
Christine's nail art using products she hates looks like some of my better nail art from the ages of 12-14.
0:00-0:05 **my parents hearing me go through my emo phase**
I loved it when Ben brought her "tea" and it was actually coffee😂😂😂😂😂
Beauty Me haha
I decided to entertain myself by doing this
Swear count: 46
Edit: I don't think I have ever gotten this many likes before. Cool. Nobody except for me cares.
78% of those was ‘shitty’
am i wrong.?
@@sana-uq1bk if your to young to watch swearing, you shouldn't be on yt-
a x o l o t l *offended coppA noIses*
People do what they want, can’t tell them what to do
Only 46? I'm proud!
*Was Cristine not entertaining enough!?!*
Cristine is a literal mood.
I still remember watching this 5 years ago omg memories
I love stamping but oh my goodness I loved every second of this video
I didn't even know Kylie Jenner had a nail line. Just me?
me neither🤔
same
I didn’t either
Nah. I live under a rock as well.
Same
"And I'm naked! Don't look! Stop looking you pervert!"
She should make an only fans where she **ONLY** posts her naked nails-
omg yes
Just an account full of peelp*rn 🤣
I literally just got an ad for only fans on this video- wtf
Cristine needs to acknowledge this comment 😂😂😂
only nails
Her: I'm using this "Kylie Jenner" sinful colors nail polish, not that I hate it, but I dont think kylie wears it.
Me: I'm using this "Kylie Jenner" nail polish, not because I hate the color, i just hate Kylie Jenner
Why-
Actually I hate the entire family, Kardashians and the Jenners. They are all fake and think they are better than everyone else. If it wasn't for daddy's money, they wouldnt of ever became famous
i’m sorry but it’s not daddy’s money cause their dads kinda dead …
this video is such a mood
"the brush looks like it's fu**ing drunk"
bahahahahaah
13 minutes of simply being shady
Are you a fuging sheep?
Like bahaha i thougt it was hahaha
Ya just got roasted while roasting a *brush*
😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
It’s Me Gaby she said that when i read this
Ew lowercase laugh
I love she started off cleaning her nails with her middle finger lol positive vibes
Ari Wolf She only shows nail art on her middle finger
felicity Rose no. shes only shows nail art on her left hand
Positive vibes....? Hiiiiissss.....?
Her make-up looks so pretty hereeee😍😍😍😍
I arrived here from Safiya, and you are so much more chaotic than I could possibly have hoped for ❤️
Cristine's like broken the fourth wall of UA-cam by constantly calling out the common bullshit
oooooo shit
Olive Decker
You should watch Lilly Singhs video on what youtubers have to do to stay relevant! Lol
I forgot the actual name of video
Olive Decker
Ok
*CRISTINE EDIT IT NOW*
Stop swearing
The “what do you think” kills me every time 😂😂😂
isabella floresguajardo I all always laugh😂😅
isabella floresguajardo can you reply to me
isabella floresguajardo well rip
Fia McCarthy ok
isabella floresguajardo are you over the age of ten?
I love the energy of this video it’s hilarious
This video has such chaotic energy and I'm here for it
What type of Cristine are you?
1. Drunk Cristine
2.polish mountain Cristine
3. Holo Cristine
4. Coffee Cristine
5. Tea Cristine
6.Snapchat Cristine
7.Triggered Cristine
8.water marble Cristine
9.Depressed Cristine
0. What do you think?, Cristine
kara urich
drunk. I'm drunk on holloo
kara urich Holo Cristine!!!
kara urich I'm 8 I have no tolerance for anything, then I get angry, then i just get depressed and I literally sit on my bed and cry.
kara urich depressed cristine
I'm a triggered cristine!!!!
2017: using only make up products I hate 2019: destroying the make up products i hated
Berkley Tregoning (asmr) (gone sexual 18+)
I´ll be waiting that video
Oofff that’s the best idea ever
2020: destroying the makeup I love and buying loads of new ones CUS ITS 2020 AND I HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY!!!
Anyone else love how passive-aggressive af cris is in this vid
I feel like you should know..... I’ve watched this video like 40 times and I think I’m getting to the point where I watch it at least once a week. The vibe of this video matches mine soooo. Love you!!!!
this video is a whole mood
"Okay that looks like shit"
"Perfect"
“I have nothing against brushes”
**2 minutes before that**
“I hate this brush on here, it looks like it’s fucking drunk”
Bunny God I saw that comment somewhere copycater
Swear Girl Just because you seen someone else comment something like this doesn’t mean I copied them. It means we made the same examinations, so you can leave little girl.
Bunny God yaaaaas girl tell her who's boss😝
Swear Girl ew
Dorothy Deyes And who are you, bitch?
I just love your brows.. they simply express every mood
i love how christine is still relevant till now, i hope she continues making videos for a long time bc I've been watching since 2016? when i was 12 lol
Cristine- “It just all blended into one big ugly mess”
My life in one sentence
Nikole Sosa MEEEEE
my life in one order from god when creating me
Mood
*Cristine
Nikole Sosa same
you should try out the Claire's nail kits.
shes gonna get more eczemaaa
Dude the black nail polish from Claire's is hella opaque
Emma Hardy I love your profile picture!!! #5sosfam
She should get the 'holo' ones
why would you torture her like that
wow that montage music really hit different
Loved this video. So funny! It makes no sense whatsoever but I actually kind of like the overall effect of all 10 different nails as it has a retro punk/grunge sort of vibe. LOL. 😉
am i the only one who freaked out when she said she hates stamping? she was so good at stamping and i feel so bad that she thinks she can't do it! YOU CAN DO IT CRISTINE!! WE BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF HOLO
HOLO..........AND STAMPING
Ayano Takayama XD
Ayano Takayama YEA THE POWER OF HOLO!!
100 coats of nail polish you hate
I doubt she would do that again
Lumos /* No. Just no.
Lumos /* NOOO DO YOU WANT HER TO SUFFER!!???
Lumos /* yeee polish mountain
Maybe the polishes with finally be opaque
Hearing three days grace in the beginning surprised me 😂😂😂
I think u dropped this 👑
You cussed 49 times 👏 👏 👏
I am very proud
And yes I did count
*,yes,
Justin Gatlin and you have 49 likes (Illuminati confirmed)
Lol
51 bish
And in only 13:00
I love how she's slowly but surely losing it during the video
probs from inhaling all those nail polish fumes lol
10:43
WHATS THE SAFE WORD
SOMEONE SAY THE SAFE WORD
XD
The coffee was the best part of this video 🤣 thank you Ben 🤣