I love how most of these Thing uses are pretty much "Mario Deploys the Thing and then gets the hell out of the blast zone" or "Mario just watches the weirdness happen"
The battery music is a german Text. I'm german and i can say what it means: German: Höret ihr narren das aufgeladene volt! Englisch: Listen up you fools listen to the charged up volt! Sorry for my Bad englisch. I can't good speak it
1:26 Juice 'em! Juice 'em! Juice 'em! Juice 'em! 5:48 Thor's battery! 7:38 Pepper 'em! 8:05 Hot off the barbecue, it's grilled bats! 9:26 EPIC HAMMER 9:36 YEAAAAAAAH!!! 9:50 Off to World 5 with ya! 10:14 Disco still lives!!!
9:52 Holy shit, this whole thing attack is a reference to the warp whistle in Super Mario Bros 3. The theme, the tornado... EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. EDIT: So apparently this was also a reference to a Zelda game. Well, I've never played any of them so I wouldn't have known that, kay?
1:50 Where is Sammer's Kingdom in that whole sequence?! That was CLEARLY Japanese! I guess Intelligent Systems don't remember their old games that fondly anymore...
Piggy bank is easily my favorite. Like out of all the things they could've done with a piggy back, i would have never guessed the things would get the fuck down and then explode lmao.
Ok, I Note: -The bottle cap opener like... Snapped their necks? -I don’t wanna know what happens to the enemies when the plunger goes on them -Peace to the S.G.s that got stabbed by a pin -the battery was probably my favorite because the music sounded like The Battle Cats. - Bat 1: omg a tea party Bat 3: wait we are on the table! Bat 2: wait the teapot’s pouring cherry juice -Teapot pours boiling hot cherry juice on the bats-
Just read another comment. Pretty sure now that you just get warped back to the last savepoint, but with the Bowser's Castle Card in your inventory. ;-;
It's basically a guaranteed fleeing item without tripping up. Bowser: You're not running until one of us falls! Mario: *uses compass* Bowser: (Insert Bowser rage scene here)
Did anyone noticed the creepy eye at the bottom right when the screen doors appear at 1:53 when using the Lucky Cat thing card? It desappears at the end of the attack e-e
For the Lucky Cat and the Turnip, "Excellent" ratings come from button-mashing. For the Lemon and the Instant Camera, "Excellent" ratings come from precise timing. How am I supposed to tell which strategy works for the other Things?
Kyle Stubbs In Port Prisma, There's a Toad with Green and a Green Flag. Talk to him and you'll get a Manual. One Tab for it should be Called: "Developer's Commentary". Go there and Clear out the White Blotches at the Top for Each Thing.
Let me guess. After you were done with the level, you went straight to the wringer, purchased the disco ball, donated it to the museum, and tested it over and over again.
0:57: The dev team really had a lot of fun making this game, didn't they? xD
8:05: Yep, they SURE DID
yea they did alright
MrOmega
yep
suggestive am i right
2:31 Totally, 100%
Break dancing piggy bank, falling castles, warp flutes, the production values are amazing
and the plunger's sexy s u c c i n g
Bowser's falling castle= DEATH!
And the hair dryer causing a wildfire
Pity they couldn't put the same effort into the story and gameplay.
Or the plunger trying too hard to be "sexy" with that music.
I love how most of these Thing uses are pretty much "Mario Deploys the Thing and then gets the hell out of the blast zone" or "Mario just watches the weirdness happen"
Those are his only options man
Is no one going to comment about the weirdly seductive music that plays for the plunger?
This is how Nintendo gets away with mature themes.
suck it...XD
And the rock music for the hammer.
That metal music was awesome... for a hammer
Kanato Izumiya But this is a nintendo game for kids. do they seriusly want to get theirselfes a game rated T or M?
3:16 bottle cap opener? *MORE LIKE NECK SNAPPER*
lithium 1817 haha
HO SNAP!
lithium 1817 aw almost a chest snapper
lithium 1817 yeah i know right
How do you snap a goomba's neck, exactly?
5:49 I love how mario starts guarding right as the thing starts
2016: Paper Mario uses things to destroy his enemies
2020: The things destroy Paper Mario
origami king moment
0:35
As if they didn't exagrate the fan enough in sticker star...
Yeah FUCKING blow the earth around
They even help in origami king
9:49 having the gosh darn warp whistle from Mario bros 3 was an amazing idea
Me: *giggles*
Teacher: what are you laughing at?
Me: Nothing.
My Brain: 2:32
10:14 there should be a video called: All enemies dancing animation to the disco ball.
There should be green screen sequences for all of them
Should have had them doing that one memetic “Get Down” Japanese song while they were at it
9:27 THE MOST HEAVY METAL ONE THERE!
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!
It's funny that you used the lemons on the cheep cheeps, cause you serve fish with lemon.
Sashimi ain't cheep.
Yeah, it's a seafood buffet!
mmm seafood blahhhhhhhh
+Toltendo
God dammit
William Hertel sucks
The battery music is a german Text. I'm german and i can say what it means:
German: Höret ihr narren das aufgeladene volt!
Englisch: Listen up you fools listen to the charged up volt!
Sorry for my Bad englisch. I can't good speak it
english
/r/ihadastroke
u got that from either the manual of the game or google translate
I tried to pronounce it, now I've made a new demonic friend. Thanks!
“Give these creatures DEATH.”
Holy ship these are BRUTAL! Just think of your life and suddenly a bottleopener comes your way AND POPS YOUR FLIPPING HEAD OFF
***** indeed xD
***** I've just bought the game, and probably will see xD
that's actually pretty bad
Spacecoreflake so i can drink my own drink cus in the ability i seen no blood but shanpagne like thing?
Spacecoreflake luckly its just paper
10:07 oh I get it! It's the warp tornado! Very clever
Sorry I meant warp whistle
DemonicBunny 18 huh true i like that too
Primal lucario Gaming same here
+Tyler Matthew Miel no its not. it plays when you use a warp whistle in super mario bros 3
It also plays when you use the recorder in The Legend of Zelda.
Ok my GOD that plunger...
What's wrong with the plunger???
DaisyMoeJoe 17
The wierdly suductive music and how Mario reacts to the plunger killing an enemy.
Would *YOU* like to get sucked.....by a plunger?
s u c c
@@daisymoejoe174 s u c c
Mario was killing it on that dance xD .
So the battery is Zeus...
...I'm okay with this.
Lol
where can I get zues batteries they must work great
*FEAR IIIIIIIIT*
And the Fire Extinguisher is king ghidorah
RyanYTP the radish is Kung Lao
Jesus, the bottle opener is brutal.
Do the enemies just have white blood spraying everywhere when the bottle opener snaps their necks?
Pie Avenger I think it's champagne.
Thomas Spencer
That does make sense, and I guess they don't really have necks to snap, what with them being paper an what not.
Pie Avenger & ,
Taking it from a disturbing side, their color is their blood...
Saw just as i heard the bottle opener music!
1:26 Juice 'em! Juice 'em! Juice 'em! Juice 'em!
5:48 Thor's battery!
7:38 Pepper 'em!
8:05 Hot off the barbecue, it's grilled bats!
9:26 EPIC HAMMER 9:36 YEAAAAAAAH!!!
9:50 Off to World 5 with ya!
10:14 Disco still lives!!!
Black Bowser’s castle: CRAP! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!
Cool
Abel Blue aw... You should have named it HAMMER TIME!
That bat one didn't age well...
I was looking for a comment that would say something about that..
9:52 Holy shit, this whole thing attack is a reference to the warp whistle in Super Mario Bros 3. The theme, the tornado... EVERYTHING ABOUT IT.
EDIT: So apparently this was also a reference to a Zelda game. Well, I've never played any of them so I wouldn't have known that, kay?
it's also an ocarina of time reference
Daisy Deluxe I don't see that reference, but I see the warp whistle one.
SilentDarkness Attack it plays a song from OoT
Including the fact about there being 4 whistles obtainable in the Japanese version of SMB3.
(and on LoZ's 30th anniversary)
The first bar for the flute is LOZ.
That plunger never fails to make me laugh 😆
7:52 Paper Mario fans in a nutshell.
true
+Ali Assiri so is 1:37
That's me alright
I dont get it.
Extreme salt
2:04
I Love How Mario Panics A Bit Before Running Off Screen
6:34 JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!
cork
Black Bowser's Castle is OVERKILL for ANY enemy!
Shard Something yep
8:09 Using a Grill to cook bats didn't age well, did it?
Oh no.
Why didn’t it age well
@@lukeigi7261COVID-19 Pandemic
Piggy-bank has the MOVES!
IKR
Bowser's Castle has its own card?! I'd LOVE to flatten Bowser with his own castle!! XD
You can't get the card until you beat him.
Why Do I See You Everywhere? Well, that stinks.
Boinkity C. O A
+Boinkity C. but after the credits it returns to before you went to bowser's castle but you save the card, so you can ise it on bowser
Alon Moiseyev Really? Cool!
I knew the flute was gonna play the warp theme. This is up there with the boombox in Sticker Star. Needless to say, I loved it.
1:05 i really dont wanna see what that thing is doing with the shy guy...
Giving him the *S U C C*
He ist SUCCING the life out of him
_Ironic..._
lol
8:46 - this is how the wildfires started
The Cat Statue Thing is one of the most normal Thing Cards in the game, I tell ya.
The Cat O' Luck? I have to agree in a way or another
7:41 That reminds me… I must eat sushi…
Mr Salt and Mrs Pepper Jiving
Mario:want some tea? Enemies: yes Mario: *violently pours tea on the enemies
7:34 A killer couple.
As an Inanimate Insanity fan, I kindly suggest... no.
1:50 Where is Sammer's Kingdom in that whole sequence?! That was CLEARLY Japanese! I guess Intelligent Systems don't remember their old games that fondly anymore...
The 100 sammer guards is boring anyways
2:50
O_O WHAT DID I JUST SEE
You’ve seen a special kind of cringe. One that’s actually funny
1:02 hey baby, I'm gonna show you why they call me the plumber
why do I get the feeling the plunger was an innuendo?
***** maybe.
s u c c
Chef at camp: Lunch is served!
Student 1: What's today's lunch?
Chef at camp: Roast Bat using this charcoal grill
Student 1: NOOOOOOOO!
This aged so poorly
8:11 the famous roast bat
Piggy bank is easily my favorite. Like out of all the things they could've done with a piggy back, i would have never guessed the things would get the fuck down and then explode lmao.
The battery is my favorite out of all of them.
I SMITE THEE!!
I fucking love the pig animation.
9:45 I wonder how many enemies are now in the warp zone because of this thing (over 9000)
2:32 is the QUALITY stuff piggy was made out of
Mario learned the Groovitron
oh look a ratchet and clank reference
ShadowDragon23 be careful of the groovatron
9:23 Hammer card gets used
Ad pops up
Me: well that's an useless card
Man these are pretty much the only reason to play this game, thanks for uploading them all
9:44 is the flaute for mario 3
Yes it is
Paper Mario is just one of those video game characters where anything goes! :D
hammer =heavy metal.
…and all the enemies look like nails
that hammer went pretty heavy metal
That disco theme be bringing all the party people in. XD
Some of these are.... Weird. Break dancing piggy bank, why not.
8:33 I love how not even Mario knows how that worked, but goes along with it anyway
😂😂😂😂😂
Fire extinguisher: RUN! ITS GODZILLA
10:33 is mario seriously doing the russian kick dance
CANT. UNSEE.
cosmoman.EXE SPENCER
OMG I like that dance!
HEHEHEH I AM A SUPERSTAR BIRD dat katrosky da mario kick
MARIO CONFIRMED TO BE RUSSIAN (jk he is Italian)
8:08 Its a batbecue !!! Okay this joke is very bad
oh I love hot wings!
Eight Block sans why XD
I'm aFRIED you've been burnt too the wing
A... PUNishment?
Those bats are Swoopers.
7:33
The grace.. if it were any other enemy shown here. I would be in awe.. but it's my own kind, so *no.*
I feel for ya mate i feel bad for ya
9:26 Who knew a hammer would be so epic
Hey! They stole the fan attack from Hotel Mario!
Queen Sectonia Would you rather have them steal the script?
Queen Sectonia hey you get off my cloud
John Dowdell Here's the problem!
You know what they say...
Queen Sectonia made by nintendo:both
EpicTrain999 Hotel Mario wasn't made by nintendo, the apparent quality quickly shows that.
Piggy bank is the best by far. them oink skills xp
He makes bank with those skills
@@game84cube Exactly! You get 300 coins for it!
They must've had so much fun making the things
1:56 do u see a eye?
I see the eye, it's so creepy
Evil eye... It is everywhere really.
Cool Ed oh no, flying giant sheep!
what eye?
Cool Ed yeah
This is really cute and looks so much fun!
These are all really entertaining.
We all need more disco Mario in our lives.
The warp whisle
EXACTLY IT'S A DIRECT REFERENCE TO THAT
no I did not know lol xD
Mario and the Recorder of Time
ok thx
SCOT UNTERKOEFLER
Piggy Bank and Recorder are my two favorites.
Nobody mentioning that the flute references Super Mario Bros. 3?
I cried in nostalgia, so I can't mention it.
I reconised the music!
Terrible Bullet Dodger? I don't get your name.
Blueberry's Channel I'm terrible at bullet hell games, thus I'm terrible at dodging bullets.
The Terrible Bullet Dodger Ohhh, now I get it.
Not going to lie, that toilet plunger thing made me laugh.
Ok, I Note:
-The bottle cap opener like... Snapped their necks?
-I don’t wanna know what happens to the enemies when the plunger goes on them
-Peace to the S.G.s that got stabbed by a pin
-the battery was probably my favorite because the music sounded like The Battle Cats.
- Bat 1: omg a tea party
Bat 3: wait we are on the table!
Bat 2: wait the teapot’s pouring cherry juice
-Teapot pours boiling hot cherry juice on the bats-
I play the battle cats
You can also state, whisper, or shout anything into the Megaphone to use as attack power.
Possible Spoilerz!
I'm guessing that you CAN still play the game after you beat. Why else would you have the Bowsers Castle card
Fireofthetiger/ /FireTiger818 I hope
Just read another comment. Pretty sure now that you just get warped back to the last savepoint, but with the Bowser's Castle Card in your inventory. ;-;
The compass forces Mario out of the battle,
Pretty good if you dont want to battle
It's basically a guaranteed fleeing item without tripping up.
Bowser: You're not running until one of us falls!
Mario: *uses compass*
Bowser: (Insert Bowser rage scene here)
Random enemy: You're not gonna go!
Mario: **uses compass**
(Random enemy rages)
The plunger man. Nintendo what were you thinking?
8:49 that's how wild fires start in Austrailia
1:02 thats perverted
true
Evan Morrison LOL
IKR
Same feeling
It's giving them the *_s u c c_*
Did anyone noticed the creepy eye at the bottom right when the screen doors appear at 1:53 when using the Lucky Cat thing card? It desappears at the end of the attack e-e
For the Lucky Cat and the Turnip, "Excellent" ratings come from button-mashing. For the Lemon and the Instant Camera, "Excellent" ratings come from precise timing. How am I supposed to tell which strategy works for the other Things?
Kyle Stubbs There is Something that will Tell you.
Where?
Kyle Stubbs In Port Prisma, There's a Toad with Green and a Green Flag. Talk to him and you'll get a Manual. One Tab for it should be Called: "Developer's Commentary". Go there and Clear out the White Blotches at the Top for Each Thing.
Bottle Openers are...oddly satisfying
Pfft, the opera singing battery got me good. That was so funny for some reason
Is it just me or are a lot of these really brutal?!
The bottle opener looks like its snapping their necks
The Username no they have drinks on their heads since when born
XD
11:51: Superstar Saga in a nutshell
9:26 The 🔨 is my favourite
Thanks, I just linked this for my homework on the Great Wave. :)
Breakdancing piggy bank is the best one out of all of these.
2:21 HOLD IT!! Is that a Phoenix Wright justice for all reference I see??
The washing machine Thing card is my favorite
i was expecting the video to be 30 minutes longer
Ryan S. IKR
After origami king,I should expect more of these “things “ to put a fight with Mario like ones familiar being on Mario’s side.
The disco ball Thing was the best one by far! I think it's affected me too, because I keep replaying that part!
Let me guess. After you were done with the level, you went straight to the wringer, purchased the disco ball, donated it to the museum, and tested it over and over again.
MCSMJessefan5 Errrr, I don't have the game yet; but at least now I know I can test it out without having to get into battles!
9:26
**Hammer comes down**
*_**HEAVY METAL INTENSIFIES**_*
My favorites.
3.the bottle opener
2.the disco ball
3.dancing piggy
9:51, 9:54 That nostalgia
Bowsers castle: best attack ever lol
Would have been cooler if they'd all summoned a boss enemy or something from previous Mario games.
Or just have old power ups, or something that isn't broken AF.
Nintendo games are just all fun. Like, when are you ever going to see a breakdancing piggy bank?
5:09 why is the music so sweet and nostalgic