Ayo, Max be a Depravated Pirate Caveman... Nah sorry thats never gonna be funny. Im crying thats super Sus and the boy was 12... BUT MAX AYO SUS WORD TO MY MANS WOAH!
20:20 I WASN'T LISTENING VERY WELL AND I THOUGHT HE SAID "Thick in those kinds of places" I DIEDDDDDDD- I HAD TO REWIND IT TO HEAR WHAT HE ACTUALLY SAID
Gonna be updating this comment as I go through the video: 1) That first one had me in the first half ngl 😂 😭 2) This is just a menace 💀. But yeah, even for me in Highschool it usually lasts 7 hours give or take, so I can believe all that stupid shit happened in a single day. But when he said “shut up black-black shooter” I lost it all 💀. I don’t fight kids but he woulda been some pavement paint 😂 3) 🗿 I don’t have words. I just don’t. 4) The half a minute of laughter and face planting sent me.
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Bro has talent for finding the weirdest people 😭😭
Na fr
All the weird niggas are on discord lmao
most normal 5$tar enjoyers
That’s why we here
💀
You can tell the first one is real because bro is trying to defend himself 💀
Ong☠️
He said ong too
Ong 💀💀
💀💀💀💀😭
Ong💀💀💀💀
Shut up black, black shooter. That part had me dying
Bro it was so unexpected 💀
Bro his name was eathan it’s nun new 😂
“I know a ‘shooter’ when I see one” -👴🏻
@@Anthony.Richardson239 nah you gotta use 👦🏼 to represent ethan
Ong💀💀💀
The first dude can't never win a roast battle anymore 💀
💀
„At least I didn’t fuck ma Cousin nigga“
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THE 12 YEAR OLD KID GOT ME CRYING THOOOOOO
Why did it play the moment I saw this
bro said shut up u black shooter ☠️
What time is it
that kid is not 12 that kid is 9
@@fnfgod1187 lmao
Max really got the weirdest audiences it really be making me loose my shit 💀💀
nah you weird how you get yo shit lost 😮😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hope u find ur shit soon 😔✊
@@RealTruly- what
@@y0iichi the emoji spam
So what🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
max’s face when the kid said “this happened today” 💀💀
“who is gah”😭😭😭
rare to see a wonyoung stan who also watches max 😭😭
@@58kay even rarer to see you go outside
@@zzzzsssz 😐
@@zzzzsssz what a dissing
Digital footprint is real,I hope no one that the first guy works with in the future finds this 💀
Hes on the thumbnail, hes done for💀
💀
bro if one of his classmates finds this shit he needs to find a whole new identity
HE MY IRL BESTIEEE
@@se_ndy HE GO TO MY SCHOOL
the first one kept gettin worst😭😭
nop
I kept tryna hear bro out too this nigga a lost cause 🤦🏾♂️😭😭
what was the last thing he said? i cant undestand it
@@yurilopes420 "you should make me mod"
@@quietcamel496 oh ok wasn't that bad idk if I'd react like he did but ok
Julian: “I NEED HELP BRO” 💀 this man really needs help it kept getting worse
"This ain't a bowl cut it's a shadow fade" 😭😭
💀💀😊
wdf a shadow fade
@@1issah ong
@@1issah like a 0.5 fade or a 1 fade
@@1issah It's a 0.5-1 fade I'm pretty sure
The justice league couldn’t even beat this info out of me 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
The lasso of truth wouldn't get this info out of me
lmao
thank you maxipoo for giving us quality content that you feed us
yes
Feed?
@@certxfiedpooper9032 yes
You good bro?
@@balakaythesloth 💀
No way I saw someone in the chat saying “get yourself a girl who wipes” 💀 The chat got me more dead than the entire video
💀
lmao
I know right, imagine that? I am into aal and that is my worst fear
@RoXy imagine she farts during the deed and air isn't the only thing that comes out 💀
@@cool-ep5cu☠️
Maxes face when he says “knew they were my cousin”
Bro true
The way when he looked so happy listening to the story 16:42 then when he hear poop at 16:44 his face changed so quick💀
💀
he doin that troll face shit ☠️☠️
🤣🤣
😂😂
FIRST GUY DEADASS LET THAT GET PUT ON THE INTERNET FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE MAN WTF
where s the problem man
@@zetsubo5282 his face is in the thumbnail with his statement. He's gonna regret this later, should've worn a mask.
@@incapacitato once his family finds out he is getting his ass whooped ☠️
A 49 do what 49 do
Exactly I kinda feel bad for them💀💀
*_Not even batman could have gotten that first guy's information outta me_*
Bro lost me when he said "It doesnt matter", you gotta do more vids like this man
Fr 💀💀
bro the Ethan kid was funny as hell, “how do you know my name”? LMFAO 💀
first guy needs to find god
😂 fr tho
*God
@@truthfulmess_ges Babytron*😊
The only truth he spoke is that he can't control his boner, it's impossible, other than that bro is mad goofy, bro fucked his lesbian cousin💀
@@truthfulmess_ges no
Bro really Netflixed and chilled with HIS COUSIN GOD DAMN
chat was hating on mateo till he stood up
Went from “boring story” to “omg he so ocky”. Meat munching at its finest
nah i feel bad he looked like he was about to cry q
@@afriking Like some damn hoes
"I swear on gah" HAD ME DEAD
Max''s videos are always hilarious
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facts my boy
@@thegoat6116 isnt this young don or what iam confused af
“You lasted 10 seconds in your cousin, it was that good”😭😭😭
Bruh I hope to god the first dude lying for his own sake 😭😭😭
I think we all do 😭 😭 😭
Julian is a w name.
Nah bro he’s telling the truth cuz he was trynna defend himself😭😭
@@LuvMarlu Bro was fighting for his life ☠️🏴☠️
@DaddyBankai if he's trolling he gotta be the best troll ever lmao
The max and Ethan convo was hilarious LOL
thank you max for having me on stream i was the last guy lol
Bro how tf you get bitched by a sped tho? Personally I would’ve gone federal
Bro this some special memory you gotta have for the rest of your life
@@Carmelaines lol
@@abelzuniga577 💀
i feel for you bro thats tough
Damn, Julian gonna have a hard time talking in the discord server after this💀💀💀💀💀💀
The guy that speaks french is from Quebec, he has a recognizable accent and he said "son of a bitch" when he left
frieg
esti ta raison
@@liscarr. ma raisin? Je ne comprehend pas...
@@deleted56758 t’es pas français toi mdr
@@deleted56758je ne comprends pas* (et vous n'êtes certainement pas français lmao))
Bro that first guy had me dead where do u find these guys 😭😭
no man
bro what was the last thing he said? literally cant understand it
@@yurilopes420He said "mod me" meaning make me a moderator on your discord.
"How you know my name" 💀💀BRO SHIT GOT ME GIGGLING, GOOGLING, AND GAGGLING.
If I was Julian, you couldn’t pay me any type of money to confess that shit ong 😅😂
Nah I cant even blame him
Ethan Wildin💀💀💀”black shooter” and him using dish soap to wash 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
This has to be Max's funniest vid
Max gonna catch a case talking to these youngins 😂
Youngins 🏴☠️🏴☠️
What if one of the family members of the first guy see this....its raps ☠
they should accept it
@@zetsubo5282 Ay yo bro wildin😊
@@wheal2825 what is that emoji 😭
@@axzcel7135 he lives in Alabama
He goes to my school
Max fixing the cases be the funniest shit bro is a damn jury fr.
This was lowky the prime plaqueboymax
How did the first guy have the guts to share that type of shit in front of thousands of people💀💀💀
millions
“ITS YOUR COUSIN” takes me out every time 😭😭
2:34 the way they changed his name lmao
Lmao 😂
lmao I didn't even notice that
lmao for the second guy someone in chat said school threat😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀 😂 😭 it has me sleep
This man max has heard it all 💀💀
Ong 💀
All of max viewers so young😭 me being in college watching him🧍🏻♀️ love ya max💞
On me I be feelin like a old nigga watching max when everyone else in hs or below
5:35 “you need to be studied” be saying the funniest shit 😭
XD
😂
Bro was so confident laughing at him for washing his feet lmao
Ts had me dead 😭😭🙏
This is the best confession video ive seen so far 😂
max I heard about your coming out, I am proud of you mane 🙏
NAH ETHAN HAD ME CRYING 😭😭
9:42 why is Max gettin bricked at the 12 yr old tellin him his shower routine?? 😭
Ayo, Max be a Depravated Pirate Caveman... Nah sorry thats never gonna be funny.
Im crying thats super Sus and the boy was 12... BUT MAX AYO SUS WORD TO MY MANS WOAH!
Lmfao.
Ain't no way, even though I watched dat shii 5 times... Ain't no fuckin' way!💀
💀
9:50 got me dying on the ground
last guy story had me in tearsssss i haven't laughed this hard in so long💀
"I know how special niggas be standing sometimes"💀💀💀💀😭😭
The fact that they shoes they faces and their family could be watching is down bad 💀
"Shut up back, backshooter" got me dying until i realised what he meant
first guy did it on the bunkbed behind him lmao
The thumbnail not even clickbait 💀
Ong bro
Yooooo this is some fire content for someone who’s 4’11
Cum
13:00 “Who is Gah say the real thing”😂😂😂
I wish the thumbnail was clickbait😭
bros face changed instantly 16:42
1:41 already got me hoooooooked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏
22:02 got me crying he was tammat a different type of hard 😂😂😂
W Max been watching for way more than a year and every vid a W🔥❤️
the last dude had me in tears 😂😂thanks for sharing
Same bro 😭
this video gave me a 30% confidence boost 💀
His cousin 💀💀💀 lmaooo
Bro saying “you put the tip in” got me dying 😂💀 1:49
Sweet home Alabama, that’s all I can say for the first one had me dying laughing 😂💀
bro ngl the Ethan part had me dying 🤣
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MANY TIMES
FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER CONFFESIONS LOVE YOU GANG
“did he smack you hard”
“yea it was hard, then he smacked me hard”
wtf was hard?😂
Yo the stupidity gets more and more incredible as you listen to this from both sides, never had dumber laughs than this. Doin humanity a solid.
when he said, she starts wrapping around me (SHES YOUR COUSIN!!!!!) i felt that xD
''YOU LASTED 10 SECONDS???'' 💀
9:08 bros head really said🗿
The foreshadowing at the start is comically insane
bro " you need to be studied-" had me falling out my chair
this has to be the funniest video so far 💀
19:42 “where’s my French niggas” 🤣🤣🤣😭
WHEN HE SAID SHUT UP BLACK SHOOTER 💀💀
First guy is literally the thumbnail too he’s going to regret this for the rest of his life😭😭
i laughed so hard at the last story
This is already wayyyy better than the google forums
9:29 yo why is my man max licking his lips 💀 😂
first guy name changed too 🤣 2:34
20:03 in chat some dude said “this kid look like he would get beat up by the sped kid” and that’s exactly what happened
Nahhh
1:46 “YOU PUT THE TIP IN 😫😖😩😩”
This video is WILD BRO
13:08 Max's reaction to the kid saying that was hilarious lmao. My guy was flabbergasted.
“You need to be studied” hood classic
3:24 that router comment in twitch chat lmaooo
lmao 😂
Lol
Bruh I can't stop laughing 😂
20:20 I WASN'T LISTENING VERY WELL AND I THOUGHT HE SAID "Thick in those kinds of places" I DIEDDDDDDD- I HAD TO REWIND IT TO HEAR WHAT HE ACTUALLY SAID
Bro was talking like that was a regular event to do with your cousins
y not
Gonna be updating this comment as I go through the video:
1) That first one had me in the first half ngl 😂 😭
2) This is just a menace 💀. But yeah, even for me in Highschool it usually lasts 7 hours give or take, so I can believe all that stupid shit happened in a single day. But when he said “shut up black-black shooter” I lost it all 💀. I don’t fight kids but he woulda been some pavement paint 😂
3) 🗿 I don’t have words. I just don’t.
4) The half a minute of laughter and face planting sent me.
“How you know my name bru?” 13:20
Nah I’m fr dead💀