Ryan & Shane Get Drunk & Read Ghost Stories • Too Many Spirits

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  • Опубліковано 7 жов 2020
  • Welcome to our new spooky show- Too Many Spirits! Join us as we read your submitted ghost stories and enjoy cocktails prepared by first-time bartender, Steven Lim. If you've got even spookier stories, leave them in the comments below!
    Please drink responsibly, and wear a mask.
    This video was filmed under professional supervision. Alcohol intake was monitored, and talent was transported safely. Filming was conducted under recommended COVID-safe guidelines.
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    Boozy Beergarita
    Recipe:
    2 ounces Espolòn Blanco Tequila, twice
    1 ounce fresh squeezed lime juice
    1.5 ounce agave nectar
    4-6 ounces Corona Premier
    1 Lime wedge
    Salt (for glass rim, as desired)
    Add tequila, lime juice, agave nectar and ice in a cocktail shaker and shake well. Salt the rim of your glass to your personal preference, and fill halfway with ice. Add the Corona and then strain the shaken cocktail in. Give it a quick stir and then garnish with a lime wedge and serve!
    Created by Katie LeBlanc
    Hosts - Ryan Bergara & Shane Madej
    Bartender/Cam Op - Steven Lim
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    Editor - Lauren Yamin
    Production Coordinator/Sound - Brittney Lee
    Head of Development - Katie LeBlanc
    Creative Director of Post Production - Anthony Frederick
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    Special Thanks - Ryan's Parents
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  • @rachelenglish1357
    @rachelenglish1357 3 роки тому +3970

    “There’s a problem that we gotta nerf on humans” Shane says, kinda implying he’s not a human.

    • @arynnbeefox3014
      @arynnbeefox3014 3 роки тому +34

      I mean duh

    • @user-en8nu2fc1x
      @user-en8nu2fc1x 3 роки тому +135

      I mean he is obviously a demon, he should collab with the professor.

    • @iiiiiiii2159
      @iiiiiiii2159 3 роки тому +73

      he is a genie! Same level of cryptid-ness but just more lamp

    • @Iceechibi
      @Iceechibi 3 роки тому +24

      Well I mean, the man is a demon, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @sHellzBellz
      @sHellzBellz 3 роки тому +37

      OMG finally someone acknowledged the weird belly button feeling!!! Ryan you're not crazy I feel it toooooo!

  • @madonnakilpatrick8804
    @madonnakilpatrick8804 3 роки тому +12039

    Shane and Ryan aren't even drunk, they're just absolutely giddy to be hanging out in person for the first time in six months.

    • @robynthebank919
      @robynthebank919 3 роки тому +39

      @José Menendéz off of one beer though? They must be lightweights then

    • @Seawitch555
      @Seawitch555 3 роки тому +132

      @@robynthebank919 wasn’t there tequila in it? Idk Steven probably isn’t measuring out these drinks lmaoo

    • @bb-ef2qm
      @bb-ef2qm 3 роки тому +25

      ⚠️ I love how wholesome this comment is! ⚠️

    • @hyperfox0934
      @hyperfox0934 3 роки тому +33

      @@robynthebank919 there's four fucking shots of tequila in each one! XD

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank 3 роки тому +51

      @@robynthebank919 Did you not watch them making the drinks lmao it's literally only half a beer and the rest is basically tequila

  • @whatabouttheearth
    @whatabouttheearth 3 роки тому +6717

    Alternative title: after single handedly carrying Buzzfeed Shane and Ryan geniusly find a way to get paid for getting drunk.

    • @mrigaankamuch
      @mrigaankamuch 2 роки тому +17

      XD

    • @TheGhostQuarter
      @TheGhostQuarter 2 роки тому +49

      Alright, I have to give you a like for that one. That's pretty funny.

    • @justaperson57
      @justaperson57 2 роки тому +3

      I’m sorry but the 699 is now gone

    • @HermunthrudaWaldheim
      @HermunthrudaWaldheim 2 роки тому +13

      They're living the dream.

    • @k80_
      @k80_ 2 роки тому +14

      They’re so lucky we like this sow so much lol, it must be relatively easy to make. You get a whole season in one night

  • @LuceOhsure
    @LuceOhsure 2 роки тому +3703

    Steven out here making drinks like he's a Sim with a level 1 bartending skill

  • @carahr9413
    @carahr9413 3 роки тому +8559

    “2 shots of tequila”
    “That’s four!”
    “No no no, that’s two twice”
    This is the only acceptable way to make drinks for your friends

    • @steveharvey4267
      @steveharvey4267 3 роки тому +117

      Reminds me of the 1 shot of tequila vine

    • @horohorosrin
      @horohorosrin 3 роки тому +56

      To be fair... he's making drinks for two people. He's just doubling the recipe!

    • @beematthewswood
      @beematthewswood 3 роки тому +73

      @@steveharvey4267 i hate to be that person but i think you mean 2 shots of vodka

    • @steveharvey4267
      @steveharvey4267 3 роки тому +38

      @@beematthewswood oh you’re not that person thank you for catching that

    • @mariabeatriz2804
      @mariabeatriz2804 3 роки тому +8

      This is the way my math works, if I’m being honest.

  • @karls1155
    @karls1155 3 роки тому +5703

    Ryan: "Steven put your finger in your belly button."
    Steven: "We have like one minute left?"
    Ryan and Shane: "Put your finger in your belly button"

    • @ItDoesntMatterReally
      @ItDoesntMatterReally 3 роки тому +215

      such peer pressure from the Watcher boys

    • @rebekahgalech980
      @rebekahgalech980 3 роки тому +44

      When Steven said "I see two Ryan Bergaras," I'm just like "Ryan it's your doppelganger!"

    • @BrunosSquirrel
      @BrunosSquirrel 3 роки тому +25

      Poor Steven, what do you even do when you are alone with these two together?

    • @karls1155
      @karls1155 3 роки тому +4

      @@BrunosSquirrel haha true

    • @jo_jordan
      @jo_jordan 3 роки тому +21

      My Dog just came over to me liked your comment with her nose. Just to let you know. 😅🤣😅

  • @keithapaynter450
    @keithapaynter450 3 роки тому +6135

    “when I do the close up I see two ryans”
    ryan: *nervously glanced behind himself*

  • @JulianneMcLarney
    @JulianneMcLarney 3 роки тому +3290

    “I love a creepy old woman who hates the Virgin Mary. I don’t know why that’s funny to me” Shane is a demon confirmed.

    • @urban_gse_
      @urban_gse_ 3 роки тому +15

      Get your holy water also what 336 likes and no comments!

    • @st4rryk
      @st4rryk 2 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣

    • @Fnafiac
      @Fnafiac 2 роки тому +5

      Yep.

    • @manaash4316
      @manaash4316 2 роки тому +5

      It all makes sense now 🤣

    • @snakyYT
      @snakyYT Рік тому +7

      But holy water doesn't affect him

  • @modernnorseman3615
    @modernnorseman3615 3 роки тому +5917

    "We're at least 1 Shane away". Underrated quote

  • @gabbyschlarmann7275
    @gabbyschlarmann7275 3 роки тому +4071

    Steven really said: two shots of vodka (pours 4 shots)

    • @boltonsmom
      @boltonsmom 3 роки тому +20

      One shot is 1.5 fl oz so he only poured a little over 2 & a half shots

    • @sashajanre1664
      @sashajanre1664 3 роки тому +8

      That's a house pour right there

    • @bustedkeaton
      @bustedkeaton 3 роки тому +1

      Sandra Lee found dead

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen 3 роки тому +32

      I like to imagine that Steven doesn't personally believe in getting drunk, so he's getting wasted vicariously through his friends.

    • @monoplainia4937
      @monoplainia4937 3 роки тому +1

      two for each lol

  • @hoodedsmoke
    @hoodedsmoke 2 роки тому +753

    My favorite part:
    Shane - "She hates Christ."
    "GET THAT SHIT OFF YOUR FRIDGE"
    "This is *my* house-"
    Ryan - "Jesus Christ"
    Shane - "NO absolutely not"

  • @kp6982
    @kp6982 3 роки тому +2657

    As a Gettysburg local, I can confirm that ghosts ask me on the daily where my f*cking horses are.

  • @billyellis4149
    @billyellis4149 3 роки тому +2678

    I just enjoy how JACKED they are to be together again for the first time in forever.
    This is also one of the first series with all 3 boys together. Let it be known.

    • @TheyLoveThemLLC
      @TheyLoveThemLLC 3 роки тому +78

      That singular episode of Puppet History as well! Although that was The Professor, but I felt Shane was there in spirit!

    • @Nope-ku6ky
      @Nope-ku6ky 3 роки тому

      Billy Ellis k

  • @cocolime6496
    @cocolime6496 3 роки тому +2231

    Never mind Shane and Ryan, let's talk about Steve's bartending skills

    • @KnotArthur
      @KnotArthur 3 роки тому +61

      Steven is the real mvp here

    • @latteagle
      @latteagle 3 роки тому +9

      bet he's learning from his worth it buddy, Ilnyckyj. but i dunno.

    • @smokeface2228
      @smokeface2228 3 роки тому +9

      Or lack there of😂

    • @secretpanda64
      @secretpanda64 3 роки тому +4

      I could be wrong, but I've been taught not to shake the carbonated parts, I add them after. Drinking a whiskey sour now and I put the seltzer water in after everything else was mixed.

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 3 роки тому +2

      @@secretpanda64 Yeah, shaking carbonated stuff make it go flat faster, so you should add it separately unless your aim is to de-carbonate it a little

  • @gigie.stippich2464
    @gigie.stippich2464 3 роки тому +3015

    shane be wearing one of those christian girl autumn hats and we love him for it

    • @urban_gse_
      @urban_gse_ 3 роки тому +25

      We all love shane anyway tho

    • @ellabernardini
      @ellabernardini 3 роки тому +100

      shall we rename him shaenleigh

    • @kaitlynm9463
      @kaitlynm9463 2 роки тому +58

      @@ellabernardini sheighn 😌

    • @divinexxvenus4959
      @divinexxvenus4959 2 роки тому +15

      lmao or generic folk artist heheheheehehe

    • @HermunthrudaWaldheim
      @HermunthrudaWaldheim 2 роки тому +1

      He has, what we in Germany call a Hutgesicht. It's considered a great blessing round here.

  • @katezim
    @katezim 3 роки тому +1451

    "any apartment you can afford in college is haunted by the way it was built" lmfaooo

    • @unknowncreature-0069
      @unknowncreature-0069 3 роки тому +45

      My mom sometimes tells me stories about the haunted house she lived in during college. It was so old that after 3 years of living there the bathtub fell through the second floor and into the kitchen, where it almost crushed her roommate who was eating breakfast.

    • @darkchamber79
      @darkchamber79 3 роки тому +38

      @@unknowncreature-0069 i don’t know if i should be laughing or terrified

    • @unknowncreature-0069
      @unknowncreature-0069 3 роки тому +14

      @@darkchamber79 that's exactly what I thought when I heard this story for the first time ._.

    • @unknowncreature-0069
      @unknowncreature-0069 3 роки тому +20

      @@darkchamber79 that house was so fucking old that it got demolished the day after her and her roommates moved out

    • @jaydonono
      @jaydonono 3 роки тому +4

      Lmfao I live somewhere where most of the apartments are like that 😂

  • @KirbyCom
    @KirbyCom 3 роки тому +1770

    Steven accidentally pouring liquid into his hand instead of pouring salt I'm-

  • @gabrielleruhter1571
    @gabrielleruhter1571 3 роки тому +9190

    Ryan and Shane’s next video series : SNEAKING INTO GETTYSBURG

  • @heathermerrill8413
    @heathermerrill8413 3 роки тому +718

    Ryan’s Hair: slightly shaggy
    Shane’s hair: overgrown cat fur taped to a safari hat

    • @ericamartiin
      @ericamartiin 2 роки тому +11

      This comment has me dying. 😂

  • @skyeoleary1935
    @skyeoleary1935 3 роки тому +817

    "Jesus christ"
    "NO ABSOLUTELY NOT"
    killed me

  • @kittikat4124
    @kittikat4124 3 роки тому +5065

    Alternative title: Shane and Ryan get wasted while reading flash cards as Steven babysits

    • @tiarahernandez5043
      @tiarahernandez5043 3 роки тому +83

      Steven gets Ryan and Shane drunk and gives them spooky flashcards

    • @iabrochium
      @iabrochium 3 роки тому +87

      What if the last episode just ended with Steven 'driving them home' and then dropping them off at some undisclosed haunted location, totally wasted.

    • @imalexthedancer
      @imalexthedancer 3 роки тому +18

      @@iabrochiumI can’t wait to see how Ryan would react he would be as brave as Shane!!!

    • @mcost4098
      @mcost4098 3 роки тому +14

      @@iabrochium He drops them off at Waverly and just leaves

  • @ghostmemeboi
    @ghostmemeboi 3 роки тому +3161

    big apple steve: theres two ryan begaras
    ryan: immediately checks behind him

    • @lord_of_the_oreos_vol3
      @lord_of_the_oreos_vol3 3 роки тому +182

      Imagine once he turns back, it's Ryan Bergara from the Philippines
      👁️👄👁️

    • @rei2515
      @rei2515 3 роки тому +6

      Lord_of_the _Oreos_ vol 3 I have NO IDEA what that means but I’m a Filipino so I had to laugh LOL

    • @nekrouni8497
      @nekrouni8497 3 роки тому +56

      @@rei2515 in one of the videos he said that there was only one other Ryan Bergara in the world, but he’s in the Philippines.

    • @wdzsite8028
      @wdzsite8028 3 роки тому +5

      @Aine Rogers 12:32 !!

    • @poppymorley9838
      @poppymorley9838 3 роки тому +5

      All hail Big Apple Steve

  • @karley5916
    @karley5916 3 роки тому +877

    When I was 3 or 4 I had an imaginary friend deemed “Uncle Walter” my babysitter was so confused trying to figure out who it was she thought we had family from out of town coming in. I told her he wore a vest, had half glasses (a Monical) and a curly mustache. This went on for a couple months and she would ask me “how’s uncle Walter today!” Until I answered with, “he sailed away to Madagascar.” And then I never really talked about him again. Fast forward to when I was 12 my estranged grandfather came by with some family history and low and behold I actually did have an uncle Walter in the 1900’s who wore a vest and a Monical and a curly, handle bar mustache. He ended up dying on the Madagascar trip.
    I don’t remember this imaginary friend but I would believe it actually happened by the look of concern on my mother’s face. Also, what type of 3 or 4 year old knows what a monical was ???

    • @rheanathan4189
      @rheanathan4189 3 роки тому +21

      I had a friend called Bald Bobby who went away one day too, I don't know if he was someone but I believe your story

    • @irismaturen1628
      @irismaturen1628 3 роки тому +68

      this is a super cool story but btw it’s monocle not monical

    • @avacatherine5646
      @avacatherine5646 3 роки тому +16

      My imaginary friend was called Jim. He wore ordinary enough clothes (maybe closest to 1970’s kids clothes now that I'm thinking about it) He used to come with us on family trips and only stayed in the garden when we were home/at my grandma’s house. He went away one day and I never saw him again.

    • @GotInterest
      @GotInterest 2 роки тому +19

      that reminds me of a story my roommate told me about how when she was very little she once saw her aunt (who had been murdered before she was born) and had even described to her mother exactly what the woman looked like as well as the bullet wound on her head. Nobody had ever told her how she had been killed, nor shown her any pictures of her (she was really young at the time, so this was a story that she doesn't remember happening, but was told it by her mom while she was growing up). So she has always believed in ghosts because of that.

  • @DickDickstein
    @DickDickstein 2 роки тому +349

    "No suckin'...no fuckin' way I'm giving that a 10/10"
    I actually laughed out loud. Haha

  • @mollyc-e1608
    @mollyc-e1608 3 роки тому +2577

    Steven: When I look at you, I see two Ryan Bergaras
    Ryan: *looks behind him for a second Ryan*

    • @bb-ef2qm
      @bb-ef2qm 3 роки тому +81

      And you can tell when he starts explaining the shirt that he’s coming down off a sudden adrenaline rush as if he had mentally prepared to fight himself.

  • @Kiatro
    @Kiatro 3 роки тому +8000

    That one guy sounds like this hairy, puppet professor guy that talks about history. Funny.

    • @himig2173
      @himig2173 3 роки тому +277

      do we know if the professor and shane met?

    • @omniscient.nescience
      @omniscient.nescience 3 роки тому +140

      @@himig2173 I mean... Shane plays the genie in the season 2 finale so make of that what you will.

    • @maz33que
      @maz33que 3 роки тому +90

      @@omniscient.nescience that genie gave me night terrors ngl so good job shane

    • @aidaontknow
      @aidaontknow 3 роки тому +28

      Bruh that's the Fiji Water guy didnt u know

    • @humanrose3197
      @humanrose3197 3 роки тому +13

      No one tell em

  • @Joe-rq5cv
    @Joe-rq5cv 3 роки тому +1085

    I love these guys, they could talk about the moist vicious serial killer in the world but can still manage to make it hilarious.

    • @yellododo
      @yellododo 3 роки тому +103

      a moist serial killer huh

    • @p1nkpills405
      @p1nkpills405 2 роки тому +57

      m o i s t v i c o u s is sending me

    • @mr.manpants9460
      @mr.manpants9460 2 роки тому +19

      Yea a moist serial killer sounds way creepy and gross. I envision someone bound and gagged with a sweaty man pouring water on him.

    • @buffettmunger
      @buffettmunger 2 роки тому +42

      @@mr.manpants9460 nothing worse than getting murdered in 100% humidity

    • @kerrychristensen7204
      @kerrychristensen7204 2 роки тому +8

      "It's still... *juicy!* "

  • @madison1137
    @madison1137 3 роки тому +649

    I love how I can't tell if they're drunk, or just acting normally

  • @ludussy
    @ludussy 3 роки тому +1284

    ryan: jESUS CHRIST
    shane: NO DEFINITELY NOT

    • @anipunani
      @anipunani 3 роки тому +31

      i felt like we just skipped over that and i'm so glad someone acknowledged it

    • @kangarooblimblam
      @kangarooblimblam 3 роки тому +3

      I can't like this because as I write this comment it has 666 likes and I gotta preserve that

    • @Lily-bj2pe
      @Lily-bj2pe 3 роки тому +2

      When was that? I think I just skipped over it.

    • @ludussy
      @ludussy 3 роки тому +1

      Ani H. thabk u thank u i paused the video there just to Laugh

    • @ludussy
      @ludussy 3 роки тому

      Kitt BLESS YOU I LIKE YOU RANDOM CITIZEN

  • @libby5432
    @libby5432 3 роки тому +757

    "You just poured four shots in there"
    "No no no no no I poured two shots.... twice"- Steven Lim, 2020

  • @9bm.farrelyunindra591
    @9bm.farrelyunindra591 3 роки тому +1029

    The world : *uses the metric system*
    America : "we're at least one shane away"

    • @zaynslucozade1132
      @zaynslucozade1132 2 роки тому +24

      Americans would use anything but the metric system😂😂

    • @sevenmillionhobbies7840
      @sevenmillionhobbies7840 2 роки тому +23

      My school is 3 Shanes tall. Our school is enormous!

    • @annika_panicka
      @annika_panicka 2 роки тому +3

      And yet in many countries outside the United States, height is measured in feet and inches. Strange, indeed. 🤔

    • @kelleygreenEmpressOne
      @kelleygreenEmpressOne 2 роки тому +6

      America is one Shane away from civil war....lol

    • @jexxer
      @jexxer 2 роки тому +12

      Meanwhile, the UK uses heavy rocks as a unit of weight measurement.

  • @daynajohnson5085
    @daynajohnson5085 3 роки тому +166

    "She hates Christ" might just be the funniest thing he's ever fucking said. and the way he and Ryan laughed is gold

    • @hoodedsmoke
      @hoodedsmoke 2 роки тому +3

      That was my favorite part lol

  • @thealbanianlorg6542
    @thealbanianlorg6542 3 роки тому +2340

    Ryan: “Jesus Christ!” Shane’s Christianity - hating ghost lady: “no, absolutely not!” 🤣

    • @dedegirl3434
      @dedegirl3434 3 роки тому +8

      I loved this!

    • @UkuleleVillain
      @UkuleleVillain 3 роки тому +15

      Ryan: Christianity hating sepia woman, tap-dancing possessed doll
      Random producer next door to his assistant: WRITE THAT DOWN!! WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @tinyturtle1928
    @tinyturtle1928 3 роки тому +1652

    “This guy doesn’t have bars” clearly he just needs to visit the other guy’s dad’s grave.

    • @zoeyfurie7449
      @zoeyfurie7449 3 роки тому +12

      this got me lol
      underrated comment

  • @grown.ass.nerd.
    @grown.ass.nerd. 3 роки тому +393

    My dorm was actually haunted in college. I called him Mark. He liked to slam my laptop shut while I was watching it, and then open it again to the log in screen. And without fail, he always unfolded my laundry. Never fucked with my homework though, which I appreciated, but that room was so damn cold all the time because of him. Hope he's doing okay.

    • @serahblair2374
      @serahblair2374 3 роки тому +89

      Chaotic neutral

    • @joliebokeh1958
      @joliebokeh1958 2 роки тому +50

      I hope all his subsequent roommates have been as accepting as you

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope 2 роки тому +15

      to be fair, the cold may not have been because of Mark. the cold may have been due to the room being haunted by the way it was built lol
      Mark probably did the other stuff, though

    • @ace-of-bats
      @ace-of-bats Рік тому +11

      I think Mark might be a cat.

    • @waffleauflauf4213
      @waffleauflauf4213 11 місяців тому +3

      @@ace-of-batsLmao, being haunted by a cat would be so chaotic. Can you imagine what a cat ghost could get up too without having to worry about being confined to physical boundaries like walls, and being invisible? It'd be insane 😂

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 2 роки тому +118

    7 minutes in and I’m dying over Shane screaming “WHERE’S YOUR HORSES YOU SONUVABITCH?!?”

  • @starlight1314
    @starlight1314 3 роки тому +2085

    steven mixing drinks reminds me of a kid making "experiments" in the kitchen (just 100% enthusiasm and 0% regard for the consequences, "YOLO, let's put this in and see what happens"), which only gets funnier when i remember that steven is a chemical engineer.

    • @Anna-wv1lw
      @Anna-wv1lw 3 роки тому +36

      Omg really? I had no idea

    • @lizzychang3834
      @lizzychang3834 3 роки тому +2

      Yes.

    • @milomcilrath233
      @milomcilrath233 3 роки тому +9

      he's WHAT?????

    • @tiaravenesa
      @tiaravenesa 3 роки тому +15

      Welp at least mixing spirits won't result in explosions (when he mix 'em. No guarantee it won't happen after they drink it)

  • @alexandrajay2001
    @alexandrajay2001 3 роки тому +4769

    the lesbian experience is lowkey wanting to look like shane in this video

    • @Hannah-fc4it
      @Hannah-fc4it 3 роки тому +271

      Bold of you to assume I (a lesbian) don't always want to look like Shane

    • @marypresslike
      @marypresslike 3 роки тому +264

      he’s dressing up for lesbian visibility day ❤️

    • @friendlyporkchop
      @friendlyporkchop 3 роки тому +93

      me but all the time. happy birthday, fellow lesbians!

    • @stargirl-hd8yy
      @stargirl-hd8yy 3 роки тому +57

      Kay not funny I was seriously considering where his hat is from because I want one

    • @katelynb7428
      @katelynb7428 3 роки тому +41

      TELL ME WHY I LITERALLY THOUGHT THIS LMAOO

  • @hannahcraigie3684
    @hannahcraigie3684 3 роки тому +216

    Two grown men getting progressively drunk while being filmed by the man who made the cocktails is pure excellence and chaos at the same time

  • @editsect.5974
    @editsect.5974 Рік тому +92

    i gotta say when I read the words "bars from beyond" i thought it was gonna be a ghost just spitting absolute FIRE
    like imagine you encounter a ghost and it just starts performing rap god

    • @editsect.5974
      @editsect.5974 Рік тому +6

      Thank you to whoever liked this comment because it reminded me that I had wrote it and it made me wheeze laugh for a full minute

    • @sgunky
      @sgunky Рік тому

      @@editsect.5974 👍

  • @pearlmedlin1231
    @pearlmedlin1231 3 роки тому +1543

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT RYANS VOICES HE DOES THEM SO WELL. THIS DUDES GOT RANGE

    • @lyancrown7648
      @lyancrown7648 3 роки тому +19

      EXACTLY I was like... he could be a voice actor

    • @isabellacarrascal2573
      @isabellacarrascal2573 3 роки тому +24

      because we've been talking about it since the first episode of Unsolved

    • @rachael11
      @rachael11 3 роки тому +6

      The Joker he did was real good.

    • @alexmacui
      @alexmacui 3 роки тому +4

      I KNOW RIGHT. If it was me reading I’d be panting by the first two sentences bc im asthmatic as shit

    • @faithlanielumayag4636
      @faithlanielumayag4636 3 роки тому

      i know right!!! i said that too!

  • @JelenaMilosavljevic
    @JelenaMilosavljevic 3 роки тому +5688

    Ryan: “The salt might hit you mañana”
    Shane: “TOMORROW?”
    This part is sending me 😂

    • @SassyShell13
      @SassyShell13 3 роки тому +10

      Same!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashsawyer558
      @ashsawyer558 3 роки тому +10

      Iconic

    • @psycless
      @psycless 2 роки тому +10

      Why did it take me so long to realize your profile picture is a cat

    • @alan_b_scary
      @alan_b_scary 2 роки тому +45

      that and "MINI GRANDMAS?"

    • @k80_
      @k80_ 2 роки тому +4

      Man-zah-nah???

  • @Adoniis101
    @Adoniis101 Рік тому +50

    My sister died in December, 2 days after Christmas. She was my best friend. I just want to say thank you Watcher crew. Your videos kept me from falling too deep into depression. For that I’ll always appreciate you all.

  • @kieranwood9705
    @kieranwood9705 2 роки тому +208

    I feel like he said when he sticks his finger in his belly button he feels it in his,,, southern area and this is actually scientifically proven that some peoples’ crotches have nerves attached to their belly button and apparently it’s relatively common

    • @catcat5160
      @catcat5160 2 роки тому +31

      That makes me feel better because I definitely know what he means. It's a weird feeling

    • @phantasmicmasque
      @phantasmicmasque 2 роки тому +15

      I do too! I was screaming at the screen that I believed him

    • @quesansu7166
      @quesansu7166 2 роки тому +1

      Hahaha yup.. i have that too!

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 Рік тому

      FUK

  • @quinnnichols6571
    @quinnnichols6571 3 роки тому +2876

    Shane’s hair in that hat makes him look like he’s an extra in broke back mountain, but like an extra that’s committed to the subtext

    • @itsah-memario7699
      @itsah-memario7699 3 роки тому +56

      HAHAHAHA oh god, now it just reminds me that Jake Gyllenhaal was the bottom in that film.

    • @nothing9071
      @nothing9071 3 роки тому +16

      I literally re-watched that movie a couple days ago...and I can't un-see it now

    • @Mikefantasia22
      @Mikefantasia22 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao!

    • @morganbritt2539
      @morganbritt2539 3 роки тому +1

      This is the funniest comment I’ve ever read

    • @bridgetthompson8156
      @bridgetthompson8156 3 роки тому +1

      Randy Quaid in Kngpin

  • @janiceonlyb2st
    @janiceonlyb2st 3 роки тому +1970

    I would buy those little rating ghosts in pin or earring form. Just saying.

    • @red_5876
      @red_5876 3 роки тому +17

      ooooooh yes ghost pins!!!

    • @evilcatv
      @evilcatv 3 роки тому +27

      earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings

    • @myrtletheturtle
      @myrtletheturtle 3 роки тому +50

      Some lesbian on etsy needs to make it into earrings

    • @charlief2085
      @charlief2085 3 роки тому +4

      myrtle artistic I just love that sentence 😂

    • @pd96851
      @pd96851 3 роки тому +1

      Earrings yessssss

  • @carir.3295
    @carir.3295 Рік тому +21

    "Special Thanks: Ryan's parents" in the credits is just too sweet! 😄

  • @thelittolman
    @thelittolman 24 дні тому +10

    Yeah we're obviously here for the production value lmao

  • @hannahferguson1663
    @hannahferguson1663 3 роки тому +1402

    Shane: "You don't have to be drunk to know what it's like to be drunk"
    He said that as if it was an uber important life tip LOL

    • @richardburhan2679
      @richardburhan2679 3 роки тому +6

      I think theres wordplay there that your experiencing what its like to be a drink being drunk by a person ?

    • @celestialdeath9659
      @celestialdeath9659 3 роки тому +4

      He said it as if it was clever and it was

    • @Bansheae
      @Bansheae 3 роки тому +1

      People in 12-step programs need to hear this

    • @hannahferguson1663
      @hannahferguson1663 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah it was clever and like... 😂😂 the way he said it was too funny

  • @SHOTxDIY
    @SHOTxDIY 3 роки тому +797

    "I stole this off the lady who died on the titanic!" - Shane on a balcony, waving bead necklaces, in New Orleans

    • @amberjensen2288
      @amberjensen2288 3 роки тому +7

      YES 😆🙌

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 3 роки тому +1

      I was so happy watching that. They were just out in the wild, living their best lives.

  • @azcourseer6701
    @azcourseer6701 2 роки тому +19

    14:14 "you take the creepy cp and you throw it in the trash"
    agreed

  • @laureneighmy3306
    @laureneighmy3306 3 роки тому +31

    Imagine being the neighbors that hear drunken screaming in the middle of the night "WHERE'S YOUR HORSES"

  • @lyndseyhubbard5973
    @lyndseyhubbard5973 3 роки тому +3394

    I need “paranormal bad boys” on a hoodie immediately

  • @evypolyak
    @evypolyak 3 роки тому +815

    "I feel a disturbance in my [redacted]" RYAN ARE U OKAY

    • @pd96851
      @pd96851 3 роки тому +33

      I want to know where lmfaoooo

    • @AnyOtherName25
      @AnyOtherName25 3 роки тому +61

      Urethra I reckon - I have the exact same thing 😶🙈

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen 3 роки тому +19

      @@AnyOtherName25 I'm guessing prostate.

    • @ceeceepg
      @ceeceepg 3 роки тому +94

      There is a nerve that runs down from your belly button to your bladder/genitals so I’m guessing that is what he is referring to.

    • @MikuLeekz
      @MikuLeekz 3 роки тому +19

      @@pd96851 At the very end I'm preettty sure he says dick and it's uncensored bc Shane's talking over him lmao

  • @Musician84721
    @Musician84721 Рік тому +9

    My new favorite thing is Shane shouting, “WHERES YOUR HORSES?!” In a thick southern accent 🤣🤣

  • @Natarii123
    @Natarii123 3 роки тому +216

    i would wear the hell out of a shirt that says “your horse’s b’devil’d”

  • @emmylu1996
    @emmylu1996 3 роки тому +581

    Ryan and Shane are chaotic sober so I can only imagine what the 4th episode will be like...

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 роки тому +17

      That's the one I'm really waiting for when they said they did all four in one night.

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 3 роки тому +20

      I’m betting they’re probably gonna roast themselves naked in the bonfire, but idk.

    • @whostolethepenguins9549
      @whostolethepenguins9549 3 роки тому +6

      Ryan definitely tries to jump the fire in the 4th episode

  • @madebyme7075
    @madebyme7075 3 роки тому +1797

    Ghost: “I ain’t going home...”
    Shane: “well then a target?”
    😂😂😂

  • @luci.425
    @luci.425 3 роки тому +67

    so he saw a guy in a confederate uniform on the side of the road. thought, “it’s probably just some drunk re-enactor” but still pulled over 😳 couldn’t be me

  • @ceramicfighterjet
    @ceramicfighterjet 24 дні тому +8

    FINALLY we get to stop pretending that Steven is talented :)

  • @jherlenecargill4081
    @jherlenecargill4081 3 роки тому +661

    This show is an absolute mess and I love it. You got everything here: a christian bartender, the dual face, deep-voiced drunk Ricky Goldsworth and the fun uncle that gets drunk at parties with just two drinks! AHA, my type of shingding!!!!!

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk 3 роки тому +11

      Why did I guffaw at "Christian bartender" 😂😂😂😂

    • @zarabangash3862
      @zarabangash3862 3 роки тому +7

      this comment reads like a stefon bit from snl: this show’s got everything!

    • @jherlenecargill4081
      @jherlenecargill4081 3 роки тому +1

      zara bangash 😂😂😂😂 I didn’t think of that!!! Omg I am bringing out my inner Stefon.. 😆

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 3 роки тому +5

      zara bangash
      This place has *everything:*
      ghosts, ghouls, goblins, *my son.*

    • @jherlenecargill4081
      @jherlenecargill4081 3 роки тому

      Join A Movement of 6M To Adopt Klaus Hargreeves 😂😂😂😂 love your username btw! #adoptklaus

  • @truelovew8s16393
    @truelovew8s16393 3 роки тому +156

    "we filmed all 4 episodes in one night"
    "This is the first time im making cocktails"
    I love this company

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 роки тому +12

      Basically - We needed content, but sure weren't going to do it sober.

  • @AlienWithABox
    @AlienWithABox 3 роки тому +172

    Don't worry Ryan, my bellybutton also makes my [redacted] feel strange.

  • @toruko4442
    @toruko4442 2 роки тому +16

    I can’t get over how Shane said “I love you” at the very very end of the video, his voice is pure manic to me, so fascinating

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 3 роки тому +2004

    Shane: puts one (1) log in the fire: "yep, I was a Boy Scout"

    • @BazingaBallpit
      @BazingaBallpit 2 роки тому +21

      @@MostlyLost stop it’s so funny HAHAHAHA

    • @samwarren2850
      @samwarren2850 Рік тому +16

      @@MostlyLost babe have you heard of comedic effect?

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker Рік тому +13

      @@MostlyLost You don't get it, do you? Oh dear...

  • @lizziecatherine7048
    @lizziecatherine7048 3 роки тому +1517

    Shane’s hair makes him look like a little Pilgrim boy.

  • @thejayst3r
    @thejayst3r 3 роки тому +46

    There should be an option on UA-cam to make playlists go backwards

  • @joonbug6546
    @joonbug6546 3 роки тому +18

    11:53 is the best joker impression I've ever heard wish the entire video just had them doing this impression the entire time😂😂

  • @marcen7067
    @marcen7067 3 роки тому +4048

    Not sure if Ryan was talking about a weird feeling in your “private parts” when you touch your bellybutton but it’s true. Apparently when your touch your bellybutton you’re also touching a nerve or something that triggers your bladder and makes it tingle which sometimes gives you the feeling like “I have to pee” kind of thing. (Google can explain it better than I did lol)

    • @camlauffer2871
      @camlauffer2871 3 роки тому +362

      He said “on the tip of my d!ck” LMAO. But I’ve literally never heard of anyone experiencing that and when I try it it just..hurts my belly button

    • @strawberrylemonadesorbet2886
      @strawberrylemonadesorbet2886 3 роки тому +249

      @@camlauffer2871 Lots of people experience it. I've heard (and don't quote me on this) but I've HEARD that it happens if your umbilical cord is cut incorrectly.

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 3 роки тому +201

      @@strawberrylemonadesorbet2886 that would explain a lot seeing as how my grandmother was the one who cut mine and according to my dad her hands were _very_ shaky

    • @evelynnotheis774
      @evelynnotheis774 3 роки тому +325

      @@camlauffer2871 I have that every time when Im cleaning my belly button.. but I have no dick so... it works for gals as well. I always thought it was just a freaky thing only I could feel

    • @oisheelabonno1106
      @oisheelabonno1106 3 роки тому +39

      @@evelynnotheis774 same here

  • @abbyshoenfelt6413
    @abbyshoenfelt6413 3 роки тому +366

    i missed actually seeing them together

  • @ligood
    @ligood 3 роки тому +37

    “Wood burns” -Shane Madej

  • @cass1478
    @cass1478 2 роки тому +9

    As if they didn’t already have me hook, line and sinker, they bust out the joker quotes flawlessly.

  • @baileyseyts
    @baileyseyts 3 роки тому +271

    Shane's haircut makes him look like a young 18th century vagrant who has just arrived to the American farmlands from an arduous journey, and is looking for an old-timey mentor to give him shelter and a wage for honest work. His name is William, goes by Billy.

  • @levi_octavian
    @levi_octavian 3 роки тому +1407

    Shane looks kinda like a well kept Johnny Appleseed.

  • @squidward9155
    @squidward9155 3 роки тому +12

    12:49 I read that as “the curse of the old ass potato”

  • @chrissylee4476
    @chrissylee4476 9 місяців тому +2

    I'm a 70 year old grandma and I've been watching you guys for years! I really enjoy these Too Many Spirits videos!!❤😂🎉

  • @JosephDavies
    @JosephDavies 3 роки тому +549

    "I'd like to hear it a little faster, though!"
    Ryan still hasn't learned not to rush people making him custom drinks.

    • @pd96851
      @pd96851 3 роки тому +4

      Lmaoooooooo

  • @lizzytheaterfolk
    @lizzytheaterfolk 3 роки тому +1009

    Shane: So no sucking into the TV? *jumps and breaks skateboard in half*

  • @JediDrewsterT
    @JediDrewsterT 3 роки тому +14

    18:15 Don't worry Ryan, you're not crazy, I feel it to.

  • @emmshelley
    @emmshelley 3 роки тому +34

    I read "Old Ass Photo" as "Old Ass Potato" and was real intrigued 🤔

    • @livingthehighloaf309
      @livingthehighloaf309 3 роки тому +2

      I did too. I sat there like “what ghost haunts a potato???”

  • @faeraindrops
    @faeraindrops 3 роки тому +569

    Steven: i see two ryans lol
    Ryan: *looks around*
    Steven: No your shirt
    Ryan: Oh okay lol :)

    • @GeeklyWeekly05
      @GeeklyWeekly05 3 роки тому +5

      Time stamp: 12:30

    • @mandapants74
      @mandapants74 3 роки тому

      That was funny. Ryan thought he was being haunted for a moment. 😄

  • @Mars-ww9vk
    @Mars-ww9vk 3 роки тому +1886

    "And he pulls over to talk to the random stranger on the side of the road to ask him to get in the car."
    Me, a woman: Im sorry he did what?

    • @alexbememe
      @alexbememe 3 роки тому +136

      Me, a man: I'm sorry, he did WHAT?!

    • @kennyyy9633
      @kennyyy9633 3 роки тому +53

      Haha yeah it seems absurd regardless

    • @Anita-vc8nb
      @Anita-vc8nb 3 роки тому +44

      Yeah, I don't think it's safe to get a drunk stranger into your car

    • @dedsec9734
      @dedsec9734 3 роки тому +31

      Me a sane human: I'm sorry, he did WHAT?!

    • @babydoll2k5
      @babydoll2k5 3 роки тому +18

      ted bundy head ass forreal so shady my god

  • @meloncreamsoda99
    @meloncreamsoda99 3 роки тому +23

    gettysburg IS freaky as hell. grew up in the neighboring town so i was in gburg about every other day. went on many field trips as a kid and even picked up some ghosts i took on my kodak camera lol. also went to a super haunted bridge and witnessed a ghost smoke cigarettes. insane. it’s so haunted you have to tell the ghosts they can’t come back with you when you get into to your car to leave. many people have said they forgot to say it and ghosts would go home with them. pulling their hair from behind the driver seat and kicking the back of the seat.

  • @chriscross1214
    @chriscross1214 3 роки тому +13

    I literally came back to this video just to hear 12:00 again 😭💀

  • @MacyC18
    @MacyC18 3 роки тому +661

    If "Steven put your finger in your belly button right now." doesn't become apart of their merch I'm raging.

  • @barbara_g.
    @barbara_g. 3 роки тому +291

    love how shane just seems drunk right away, probably out of euphoria of seeing a human being outside of his house for who knows how many months

  • @ashleyaustin8532
    @ashleyaustin8532 Рік тому +10

    Ryan: "Jesus Christ!"
    Shane: "Absolutely not!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jack_rabbit
    @jack_rabbit 2 роки тому +12

    11:22 this is maybe one of my fav shane lines ever right here, killed me

  • @aidaontknow
    @aidaontknow 3 роки тому +892

    Imaging discussing the existance of a potential ghost over 'Say Yes To The Dress' in MTV

    • @emilyoryall406
      @emilyoryall406 3 роки тому +32

      Say Yes to the Dress is on TLC not MTV. A reality show on MTV is like 16 and Pregnant or something

    • @aidaontknow
      @aidaontknow 3 роки тому +19

      @@emilyoryall406 gurl that's WORSE lmaoo

    • @webkinztreefrog4243
      @webkinztreefrog4243 3 роки тому +9

      typical girls' night

    • @Iceechibi
      @Iceechibi 3 роки тому +13

      If I was the ghost, I’d be mad they aren’t at least watching like travel channel reality tv or something at the LEAST. If it’s MTV, it better be when they had Clone High

    • @ZiaRDS
      @ZiaRDS 3 роки тому +2

      @@Iceechibi a person of culture I see 😏😏😏

  • @deenam2567
    @deenam2567 3 роки тому +560

    “we’re at least one Shane away” I’m going to use Shanes as a unit of measurement like meters and feet from now on.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 роки тому +29

      We must come up with units for the other two.
      Stevens might be a measurement of how fancy something is.

    • @justahermitchild
      @justahermitchild 3 роки тому +29

      And Ryans measure terror

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 роки тому +3

      @@justahermitchild Yes! That one was eluding me for some reason.

    • @abigailkaterbergcolibaba
      @abigailkaterbergcolibaba 3 роки тому +5

      My Sibs used to do this with my mom's ex when they were little cause he was 6' 6". "that ferris wheel is like 10 Chucks tall!"

    • @XMissMysticFallsX
      @XMissMysticFallsX 3 роки тому +4

      My supervisor, Greg, is about 6ft tall and everyone on my crew reminds each other to stay "one Greg apart" when we're working

  • @_sunchildd
    @_sunchildd 3 роки тому +24

    dad makes a great hotspot lmaooo that one had me dead. was NOT expecting that story to just be that.

  • @cemmett2008
    @cemmett2008 3 роки тому +14

    When I realized Ryan is wearing a self portrait on himself. I laughed so hard. 😂 i wanna know if his parents had the t-shirt made and that's what he found. Or did he find the self portrait and have the t-shirt made to wear? Lol I love it!

  • @cor289
    @cor289 3 роки тому +233

    Steven literally looks like a sim making that cocktail

    • @camili5072
      @camili5072 3 роки тому +4

      The Steven way is just pouring stuff into his hands and scraping it onto the cup I died 😂

    • @judyzhu161
      @judyzhu161 3 роки тому +1

      I was about to say the same haha

    • @pugsley9618
      @pugsley9618 3 роки тому +1

      PLEASE

    • @lindseysquire8417
      @lindseysquire8417 3 роки тому +5

      bold of you to assume that Steven isn't a sim

    • @camili5072
      @camili5072 3 роки тому +6

      Lindsey Squire he escaped from the golden prison Shane and Ryan put him in and now he wants revenge

  • @Godsgrace__
    @Godsgrace__ 3 роки тому +396

    This is not even making me scared. It's more like a comedy show😂

    • @sarak3055
      @sarak3055 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah...i laughed out loud like 15 times..and was constantly smiling and giglling..they really gave us the best content..😂❤

  • @rebeccabehrens4472
    @rebeccabehrens4472 Рік тому +2

    I'm an alcoholic with eight years of sobriety and this is one of my favorite concepts for a show. I find this to be so entertaining and hilarious. Please never stop making this show.

  • @tea9047
    @tea9047 24 дні тому +6

    they really saw this video where the set is in a backyard with a fire pit and two lawn chairs and over 3 millions views, and they think we want super high production million dollar videos.......

  • @michelleschaefer683
    @michelleschaefer683 3 роки тому +182

    Once when I was walking the dog at night we were going through the woods. Just me and my little labrador. We heard a loud noise. Like a ghostly 'Boooo' and it did not sound human. I was very spooked to say the least. We walked faster but just heard it again and again. It was so creepy. When we cleared the forest we saw what made the noise. It was a cow. A goddamn cow.

  • @ezra6898
    @ezra6898 3 роки тому +64

    11:28 "so _NO SUCKIN??"_ *smashes phone into the ground*

  • @kymelatejasi
    @kymelatejasi 2 роки тому +17

    "Stop buying porcelain dolls"
    *Looks over at my collection.* Nah.

  • @ohthehorror31
    @ohthehorror31 2 роки тому +10

    Lol I can't stop laughing at this priest that's giving his parishioners fridge magnets of Mother Mary like souvenirs from a demon infestation trip 😂😂