Ryan & Shane Get Drunker & Read More Ghost Stories • Too Many Spirits

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  • @watcher
    @watcher  4 роки тому +2579

    Hi guys! You asked for Ryan's shirt and we heard you! 👻 You can now buy it here: www.gianthugs.com/collections/watcher-entertainment/products/ryan-bergara-the-self-portrait-unisex

    • @EzioAuditore
      @EzioAuditore 4 роки тому +95

      Ryans t shirt empire begins....

    • @tdsims1963
      @tdsims1963 4 роки тому +38

      Please thank Shane for the "Virginia Woolf" reference!

    • @ohwhatma
      @ohwhatma 4 роки тому +12

      that is fantastic thank you

    • @5thdimension_adri628
      @5thdimension_adri628 4 роки тому +15

      Where did y'all get the spooky stories from? I have some really good ones that I want to share!

    • @jojoryals1992
      @jojoryals1992 4 роки тому +6

      you make the best content so far i seen.

  • @sapphosdescendants3997
    @sapphosdescendants3997 4 роки тому +4890

    “This episode was recorded under safe and professional conditions”
    Shane, immediately, first line: I FEEL LIKE THE MOSQUITOES ARE BITING MY ASS

  • @samanthagreen576
    @samanthagreen576 4 роки тому +5397

    Steven being really weird and then going, "and im not even drunk!" Is literally me all day everyday

    • @HS-lo8ex
      @HS-lo8ex 4 роки тому +27

      Wait those are kinda my favorite bits in these episodes

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 4 роки тому +33

      Me too, I'll be all over the place and I've never had a drop in my life

    • @Call_me_Kelllz
      @Call_me_Kelllz 4 роки тому +23

      Me too. But I'm usually lying and I am indeed drunk

    • @eleventyelena
      @eleventyelena 4 роки тому

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @akaFloof
      @akaFloof 4 роки тому +1

      @@Call_me_Kelllz Ha! Loving your work!! 😁😁

  • @georgia_evelyn8987
    @georgia_evelyn8987 4 роки тому +5507

    Drunk Shane is what I imagine Shaggy is like when he’s drunk man idk

  • @hannahmiles1291
    @hannahmiles1291 4 роки тому +6256

    The sexual tension between Shane's glass and the ground is astounding.

    • @BluberryBunny89
      @BluberryBunny89 4 роки тому +428

      I get increasingly nervous when he swings those long arms around that glass. He's gonna lose a drink at the end of the night for sure lol

    • @twinklybubblybits
      @twinklybubblybits 4 роки тому +13

      😂👌🏽

    • @hollymarie1636
      @hollymarie1636 3 роки тому +13

      WIAT YES WHAT OMG

    • @mortua_conjuga
      @mortua_conjuga 3 роки тому +12

      it's stressing me out 😂

  • @savannahbrown6577
    @savannahbrown6577 4 роки тому +6810

    Shane really out here with a pilgrim haircut looking like he'd call the town medicine lady a witch after she cured his psoriasis

    • @MegaJessylynn
      @MegaJessylynn 4 роки тому +422

      he looks like he's a serial killer cosplaying huckleberry finn and i'm terrified

    • @Augie_Froggie
      @Augie_Froggie 4 роки тому +97

      THESE COMMENTS I CANT

    • @destineepoche7352
      @destineepoche7352 4 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @fuckwit107
      @fuckwit107 4 роки тому +163

      He looks like the rejected concept art for Indiana Jones' evil twin.

    • @acedia2
      @acedia2 4 роки тому +13

      HELPDPLER9OHJH5O

  • @koshi1907
    @koshi1907 4 роки тому +6378

    with every drink downed, Ryan becomes more skeptical and Shane becomes more... like Ryan

    • @linguisticsnerd433
      @linguisticsnerd433 4 роки тому +451

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @duskwolf9235
      @duskwolf9235 4 роки тому +98

      The ultimate combo

    • @medd-lee
      @medd-lee 4 роки тому +190

      I love "like ryan" rather than "believer" or "gullible" lmao.

    • @Dockhead
      @Dockhead 4 роки тому +31

      we call it the full circle.

    • @DaveyGordon
      @DaveyGordon 4 роки тому +91

      I feel like Ryan turns more into Ricky Goldsworthy with every drink.

  • @drownedmonkeytwin
    @drownedmonkeytwin 4 роки тому +2683

    Steven: "I can go backward!"
    also Steven: immediately knocks over drink

  • @ginao.2412
    @ginao.2412 4 роки тому +6426

    Next time: Shane and Ryan write ghost stories drunk and read them when they are sober again

    • @ivedirs7490
      @ivedirs7490 4 роки тому +81

      Oooh that will be interesting!!

    • @oliveoil1282
      @oliveoil1282 4 роки тому +45

      Omg yeeessss that would be soo much fun to watch

    • @bloepblep4287
      @bloepblep4287 4 роки тому +16

      This is a great idea!

    • @bloepblep4287
      @bloepblep4287 4 роки тому +12

      I hope they see this

    • @stacyowl1658
      @stacyowl1658 4 роки тому +10

      oooh I like this idea

  • @xoYoursTrulyxo
    @xoYoursTrulyxo 4 роки тому +1784

    "I'm gonna need to see a little more than a door opening and closing," says Ryan, the boy who started believing in ghosts after his toothpaste moved a millimeter on a sink.

    • @c.j6897
      @c.j6897 4 роки тому +50

      I SAID THIS EXACT SAME THING “says the guy who started believing because toothpaste fell”

    • @brey1720
      @brey1720 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @YDara7
      @YDara7 4 роки тому +7

      this is drunk Ryan

    • @jellybeanboy
      @jellybeanboy 4 місяці тому

      And also has seen/heard doors open and close in haunted houses and freaked out

  • @beongbwa
    @beongbwa 4 роки тому +3449

    "I went to prom alone and got diarrhea."
    - Shane Madej, 2020

    • @shreyanshsingh5997
      @shreyanshsingh5997 4 роки тому +33

      may the girl who rejected him be possessed

    • @taliyahshepard9341
      @taliyahshepard9341 4 роки тому +40

      "Now we don't have time to unpack all of that"

    • @Bianca-iz5wk
      @Bianca-iz5wk 4 роки тому +22

      The actual horror story

    • @jayhom5385
      @jayhom5385 4 роки тому +20

      And, Steven's face was my face.

    • @kb5598
      @kb5598 4 роки тому +5

      Oooohhhh shhh****ttt. I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @electronic_rat
    @electronic_rat 4 роки тому +7653

    I’m literally crying at Shane’s English accent he sounds like a Victorian ghost child recounting how their mother died of the plague

  • @TheCopyNinja106
    @TheCopyNinja106 4 роки тому +2821

    Anyone else notice when Ryan gets drunk he turns into a skeptic ??😂😂

  • @LB-lf9vv
    @LB-lf9vv 4 роки тому +3852

    Ryan: of course i can beatbox
    Also Ryan: *proceeds to have a stroke*

  • @gabiluch87
    @gabiluch87 4 роки тому +1960

    The 4th episode is just gonna be Shane pointing at Ryan saying "listen to me" for 20 minutes

    • @anicoleww
      @anicoleww 4 роки тому +16

      Over and over again lol

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 4 роки тому +19

      and I'll watch it & laugh

    • @anicoleww
      @anicoleww 4 роки тому +2

      @@johanvajse8410 well yea! lol 😉

  • @tushistrying
    @tushistrying 4 роки тому +2261

    “You didn’t hear the no? Usually you hear it.”
    Ok Drunk Shane that’s enough shade

  • @cameronkimball1535
    @cameronkimball1535 4 роки тому +4398

    Ryan: "I'm a believer, but I'm gonna need to see a little more than a door opening and closing"
    the toothpaste on the Queen Mary: 👀

    • @rustinstardust2094
      @rustinstardust2094 4 роки тому +59

      Yes! That was a great episode.

    • @swaroopajit
      @swaroopajit 3 роки тому +53

      And the door from the Annabelle house.

    • @RJ-xx5dh
      @RJ-xx5dh 3 роки тому +3

      I was just going to say that!

    • @Rossiuspossius
      @Rossiuspossius 2 роки тому +8

      A door opening and closing on its own on one of their ghost excursions: 👀👀

    • @neonblkhole
      @neonblkhole Рік тому +2

      Well, y'know, we all remember our first being a little more impressive than it was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @pascallywag
    @pascallywag 4 роки тому +3787

    When you realize that they're this drunk and they're only half way through...

  • @Izzy-cr8kt
    @Izzy-cr8kt 4 роки тому +3180

    Shane: “...beef bby??? Any relation???”
    Rayan: “ no that is not my child””

    • @daniyah5613
      @daniyah5613 4 роки тому +89

      hmmmm... that's interesting, ya know? 'Cause That's exactly what a Beef Daddy would say

    • @Yue_yunn
      @Yue_yunn 4 роки тому +14

      Ryan***

    • @alba8944
      @alba8944 4 роки тому +18

      @@daniyah5613 BEEF DADDY OMFG

    • @idolizationist
      @idolizationist 4 роки тому +9

      r a y a n ?

    • @gabiluch87
      @gabiluch87 4 роки тому +18

      "Beef baby is not my son!"
      The real lyrics behind Billy Jean

  • @duskwolf9235
    @duskwolf9235 4 роки тому +2751

    Shane:that’s a nine
    Ryan: that’s a nine
    *their last two brain cells collide*

    • @hannahs3324
      @hannahs3324 4 роки тому +19

      did they plan that? it was so funny

    • @Layoorah
      @Layoorah 4 роки тому +8

      It bothers me that there's no colon after shane...

    • @duskwolf9235
      @duskwolf9235 4 роки тому +4

      @@Layoorah
      Thank you I didn’t notice that!! It’s has been fixed!!!!

    • @Layoorah
      @Layoorah 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks! Much better 🙂

    • @aoi394
      @aoi394 4 роки тому +12

      They did the Spider-Man meme lol

  • @ligood
    @ligood 4 роки тому +3389

    “I guess we should do it in a little English accent”
    “MOI MUM-“

    • @cuttysupe7749
      @cuttysupe7749 3 роки тому +47

      I spit my Dr Pepper across the room when he started that!! Hahaha

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 3 роки тому +10

      I shouldn't have sipped my tea

    • @jesusmanzanares8844
      @jesusmanzanares8844 3 роки тому +1

      Yes!

    • @marshm3llow467
      @marshm3llow467 3 роки тому +6

      I fully started choking on my crisps at that lol

    • @nerdy4902
      @nerdy4902 2 роки тому +11

      I was genuinely impressed by Shane when he did that but it was hilarious

  • @ratgremlinmags4764
    @ratgremlinmags4764 4 роки тому +2696

    Shane: **pointing to Ryan** listen to me.
    Ryan: 👁️👄👁️

    • @maddog7769
      @maddog7769 4 роки тому +13

      LMAOOO

    • @Vic_the_owl92
      @Vic_the_owl92 4 роки тому +42

      OMG the amount of dom/sub ffs will roll over the Internet

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 4 роки тому +59

      @@Vic_the_owl92 I did not need, nor did I want this information. But now it will haunt me. 👻👻👻/10.

    • @UncannySwan
      @UncannySwan 4 роки тому +17

      @@Vic_the_owl92 gross, these are real people not your sex objects.

    • @lieselfiebke6179
      @lieselfiebke6179 4 роки тому +5

      further proof that Shane is a demon- 😂

  • @GreenGlo1991
    @GreenGlo1991 4 роки тому +1520

    Increasingly drunk Ryan looks like he’s going to cry at any second. Not for any reason. Just like waterworks.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 роки тому +39

      Its a problem, I also get shiny eye drunk and new people are constantly concerned im on the edge of some sort of meltdown. Which, I mean, I usually am. Its just not why my eyes look like that 🤣

    • @katherinehudson7391
      @katherinehudson7391 4 роки тому +20

      He’s still way too charming, it’s unfair.

    • @katherinehudson7391
      @katherinehudson7391 4 роки тому +5

      @@barneymiller7894 I don’t drink but I always look on the edge of tears.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 роки тому +10

      @@katherinehudson7391 Do you have naturally watery eyes or just crushing depression and a hostile work place? 🤔😂

    • @caelyn2873
      @caelyn2873 4 роки тому +4

      I just now realized his eyes lmao, maybe he smoked a blunt idk

  • @ariisair
    @ariisair 4 роки тому +4361

    I appreciate that Steven looks like he's having fun

    • @ariisair
      @ariisair 4 роки тому +5

      @Joe Mama TRUE hehe

    • @kylawiles6036
      @kylawiles6036 4 роки тому +13

      Until the story at 8:20 hahaha

    • @Waskickedfromconspiracyclub
      @Waskickedfromconspiracyclub 3 роки тому +26

      On the inside, he’s tortured

    • @jonathanpryzby4029
      @jonathanpryzby4029 3 роки тому +19

      @@Waskickedfromconspiracyclub see, I was gonna go with....
      But on the inside, he's just repeating "Dominate your opponents. Dominate your opponents."

  • @delanierimes805
    @delanierimes805 4 роки тому +1211

    Ryan’s beatboxing and Shane’s British accents are the scariest parts of the video

  • @allisonm8462
    @allisonm8462 4 роки тому +1482

    Ryan: I'm a believer, but I'm gonna need more than a door moving
    Me, flashing back to Ryan freaking out everytime a door moves even a millimeter on Unsolved Supernatural: Suuuuuuure

    • @gmiill
      @gmiill 4 роки тому +32

      hearing about it and seeing it are different ig

    • @brey1720
      @brey1720 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @allisonm8462
      @allisonm8462 4 роки тому +28

      @@gmiill True, I watch Buzzfeed Unsolved and all these no problem but the second I'm alone in a dark room and a Noise is made I prepare for death

    • @coastal_breeze557
      @coastal_breeze557 4 роки тому +4

      The cruel irony😂😂

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +2482

    This is like Drunk History but with campfire ghost stores. And I'm ALL FOR IT

    • @karsoncase
      @karsoncase 4 роки тому +20

      I have seen you on literally every channel I love. Watcher, Poofesure and many more. You are a person of culture.

    • @discountasian
      @discountasian 4 роки тому +10

      @@karsoncase wow the most beloved and critically acclaimed character I've ever seen

    • @valz4603
      @valz4603 4 роки тому +4

      I SEE YOUR COMMENTS EVERYWHERE HAHA

    • @rach_laze
      @rach_laze 4 роки тому +3

      I'm starting to think you don't actually exist and are a figment of my imagination following me around the Internet

  • @chlorined1724
    @chlorined1724 4 роки тому +2707

    Ryan “beatboxing” sounded more like a possession than actual beatboxing

    • @miruhbelle
      @miruhbelle 4 роки тому +101

      DiD yOu SaY sOmEtHiNg AbOuT mAsTeRbAtInG

    • @sakurataishiogacha8356
      @sakurataishiogacha8356 4 роки тому +15

      THAT PART GOT ME WHEEZING

    • @katj3443
      @katj3443 4 роки тому +11

      I think I I just died 😹😹

    • @dandilionqeen
      @dandilionqeen 4 роки тому +20

      It reminded me of the Mothman and the bigfoot calls

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @elizabethtiare
    @elizabethtiare 4 роки тому +3258

    Ryan when drunk: literally looks insane, has crazy eyes, emits crackhead energy
    Shane when drunk: big buffoon, super animated, yells his jokes
    I love these two. I want to get drunk with them.

    • @DaniAlchemilla
      @DaniAlchemilla 4 роки тому +44

      "Crackhead energy " hahah😆 and agreed. That would be a good time

    • @dreamwalkinginbrooklyn9356
      @dreamwalkinginbrooklyn9356 3 роки тому +8

      PLEASE SO DO I

    • @mortua_conjuga
      @mortua_conjuga 3 роки тому +3

      yelling the joke makes it funnier 🤣

    • @jenl7094
      @jenl7094 2 роки тому +11

      Shane’s emphatic pointing mesmerizing Ryan really got me. Love these guys

  • @humairaa4135
    @humairaa4135 4 роки тому +2956

    why is no one talking about ryan’s stitch impression cause i’m dYInnnnnng

    • @flamingyan
      @flamingyan 4 роки тому +40

      I just passed it and it made me laugh so hard 😂

    • @ryoshin5790
      @ryoshin5790 4 роки тому +2

      TIMESTAMP?

    • @professoremu
      @professoremu 4 роки тому +9

      @@ryoshin5790 8:28 hahaha it's so good

    • @samaracvd
      @samaracvd 4 роки тому

      @@ryoshin5790 8:34

    • @andrerey29
      @andrerey29 4 роки тому +21

      @yami bakura I bet you are are such a charm at parties.

  • @harvestturkey1339
    @harvestturkey1339 4 роки тому +1783

    Ryan: doesn’t believe in ghost story about doors closing on command
    Also Ryan: whole reason he believes in ghosts is a tooth paste fell on the ground in the bathroom

    • @HS-lo8ex
      @HS-lo8ex 4 роки тому +28

      Something pulled it down👁👄👁

    • @sarahconnors8909
      @sarahconnors8909 4 роки тому +20

      this SENT ME

    • @ribottostudio
      @ribottostudio 4 роки тому +3

      @Aine Rogers some strong stuff thst gravity

    • @ONKVP
      @ONKVP 4 роки тому +1

      It was toothpaste iirc

    • @rafaelbatista6054
      @rafaelbatista6054 4 роки тому

      lol it was on the queen mary

  • @deenasainz
    @deenasainz 4 роки тому +906

    is no one gonna talk about ryan’s stitch voice because goddamn that had me in tears

    • @rosemitchell5562
      @rosemitchell5562 4 роки тому +25

      SAME like that shit had me dead af, i loved it

    • @geegeezlouis86
      @geegeezlouis86 4 роки тому +22

      All of his voices are so fucking good. Wish I could say the same for his beatbox skills

    • @missZoey5387
      @missZoey5387 4 роки тому

      omg yes

    • @maretbone6865
      @maretbone6865 4 роки тому +2

      Time stamp lol 8:33

  • @arizonarangershat3831
    @arizonarangershat3831 3 роки тому +454

    Shane’s impression of the spirit box was phenomenal

    • @fryemamma
      @fryemamma 2 роки тому +8

      He had loads of Experience with it

    • @michaelpavone5608
      @michaelpavone5608 2 роки тому +8

      IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT, ITS IMPECCABLE!!

    • @spider-man8775
      @spider-man8775 Рік тому +1

      came here to say the same, so spot on lmao

  • @divine5310
    @divine5310 4 роки тому +1157

    Last time I was this early, Professor Mcnasty was still human and didn't get tricked by a certain genie-

  • @ileray7447
    @ileray7447 4 роки тому +1575

    “Ain’t no milk gonna come out of that, boy!”
    “But it do feel alright...”
    *Producer in back*
    “NO- NOO!!!”

  • @Zee-sp4uv
    @Zee-sp4uv 4 роки тому +1398

    “I uh went to prom alone and got diarrhea” - Shane 2020

    • @Sophie_Ferris
      @Sophie_Ferris 4 роки тому +35

      I er uh went to prom alone and er uh got diarrhea- probaly JFK

    • @perrytheplatypus2001
      @perrytheplatypus2001 4 роки тому +8

      Why did I read that in JFK's voice

    • @haramea
      @haramea 4 роки тому +7

      moral: Don't go to prom alone, it's dangerous

    • @haramea
      @haramea 4 роки тому

      @@englishatheart I mean, it is fun to dance with your friends but we can do that at home so.. YEAh

    • @Preciousangelmoments
      @Preciousangelmoments 4 роки тому

      @@perrytheplatypus2001 same lol

  • @epiccoolguy7314
    @epiccoolguy7314 4 роки тому +1153

    10:20
    ryan:"alright this comes from @beefbby"
    shane:" beef baby??"
    ryan:"@beefbby"
    shane:"any relation?"
    ryan:"this is not my child"

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope 3 роки тому +44

      of course it's not -- beef boy isn't old enough to have a beef baby

    • @yellododo
      @yellododo 3 роки тому +1

      oh my gOD thank u so much it’s almost as if we don’t have ears and couldn’t hear this direct quote from the videO

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope 3 роки тому +22

      @@yellododo do you reply to every comment on UA-cam that quotes something in the video? because that's gotta take up a LOT of your day lol

    • @yellododo
      @yellododo 3 роки тому

      @@sethescope no?? just this one lmao

    • @saragonzalez9822
      @saragonzalez9822 3 роки тому +19

      @@yellododo oh my gOD thank u so much. It's almost as if you assumed all of us don't have hearing problems or all of us aren't deaf. Anyways, let them comment what they want to and not all of us can hear well or hear at all. Maybe that's why some people use subtitles right?

  • @ella1162
    @ella1162 4 роки тому +2479

    as a British person, Shane’s British accent is incredible

    • @deighaton00
      @deighaton00 4 роки тому +91

      Also as a British person I second this.
      It may hurt me deep inside me but ya know.

    • @thisisnotnadine
      @thisisnotnadine 4 роки тому +92

      As an old man, Shane’s old man accent is incredible.

    • @ishokie
      @ishokie 4 роки тому +46

      As someone who's not British, his accent is incredible

    • @darkchocolate5494
      @darkchocolate5494 4 роки тому +9

      it really fucking is

    • @sigma9-11
      @sigma9-11 4 роки тому +23

      Feels like he's a dead smoker from the 1800's and he's also British

  • @simritgrewal3280
    @simritgrewal3280 4 роки тому +842

    steven is like the babysitter that has to deal with the two kids who drank too much apple juice before bedtime

  • @JC-es2qr
    @JC-es2qr 4 роки тому +600

    shane, pointing at ryan: now you listen here-
    ryan, for no visible reason: 👁 👄 👁

    • @CatBetaBellanri1218
      @CatBetaBellanri1218 4 роки тому +31

      Shane's too drunk he's losing the ability to keep a lid on the demonic power hahaha

  • @friendlyvour
    @friendlyvour 4 роки тому +1169

    I really want "I'm looking for a helicopter not divine intervention" on a t-shirt.

  • @annapiatt-bruner1710
    @annapiatt-bruner1710 4 роки тому +2454

    *Shane imitates spirit box*
    Shane: There was a "NO" in there, did you hear it?
    Ryan: I didn't hear it
    Shane: Oh REALLY? Because you USUALLY DO.
    The SHADE!!!!!!!

  • @thandim7921
    @thandim7921 4 роки тому +7605

    Guys can we just appreciate the quality content that they're putting out and trying to stay stafe. I love the watcher. I'm hooked. 😊

    • @SillyCaptainSparrow
      @SillyCaptainSparrow 4 роки тому +148

      they’re doing amazing for what they CAN be doing with all things considered. I was prepared for their channel to take a huge hit...instead, they’ve been consistently putting out SOLIDLY FUNNY content. It’s only gonna get better as they’re allowed to do more and more. But with the world how it is right now? Still insanely impressive and very amusing

    • @jonathanandrade3087
      @jonathanandrade3087 4 роки тому +3

      I think the drink looks like iced coffee ☕️

    • @Vercingetorix.Rising
      @Vercingetorix.Rising 4 роки тому +7

      Was anybody NOT appreciating it?

    • @WhisperingMoon83
      @WhisperingMoon83 4 роки тому +4

      Exactly!! Well said Thandi 👏🏼👏🏼
      Great job Watched Guys! Thank y’all!

    • @cheddacheese32
      @cheddacheese32 4 роки тому +2

      Oh same, they’re doing great

  • @hazel5129
    @hazel5129 4 роки тому +1688

    I'm crying- Ryan doing the stitch voice "heY hOws iT gOIng eVerYboDY"

    • @charfree6888
      @charfree6888 4 роки тому +10

      Your pfp is unrealistic. Remy is unrealistic. Rats can't gag. I know. I tested, they don't. 😏

    • @MiklPickle
      @MiklPickle 4 роки тому +11

      @@charfree6888 ok

    • @cianpepper566
      @cianpepper566 4 роки тому +1

      @@charfree6888 oh no

    • @katj3443
      @katj3443 4 роки тому +1

      Same too funny

    • @queenkaitttt
      @queenkaitttt 4 роки тому +1

      I can’t stop laughing my side hurts 😹😹😹😭

  • @Emily-tv1iz
    @Emily-tv1iz 4 роки тому +506

    I love how the drunker they get, the less of a skeptic Shane seems and the more of a skeptic Ryan becomes. Not in terms of how much they believe in the supernatural, but in terms of how much they call out the flaws in the "evidence"

    • @pallavidas9099
      @pallavidas9099 2 роки тому +7

      I literally was thinking about that like 5 seconds before I came across your comment. 😆

  • @gabbygalloway924
    @gabbygalloway924 4 роки тому +751

    Somebody screaming “NO” after Shane told the nipple joke was hilarious

    • @haramea
      @haramea 4 роки тому +17

      "there is no nipple" XD throwback

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy 4 роки тому +14

      "NOPE NOPE" was my reaction as well

    • @maretbone6865
      @maretbone6865 4 роки тому +12

      4:06

  • @kristopherdavid7371
    @kristopherdavid7371 4 роки тому +534

    the accuracy of shane’s spirit box seems to be going unappreciated

  • @libby5432
    @libby5432 4 роки тому +969

    Steven every five seconds: *looks directly at the camera like he's on the office*

    • @mimi_j
      @mimi_j 4 роки тому +2

      Loll

    • @italiano4296
      @italiano4296 4 роки тому +6

      PROFFESOR is that YOU?!

    • @libby5432
      @libby5432 4 роки тому +4

      @@italiano4296 NO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

    • @isaamaandaa
      @isaamaandaa 4 роки тому +1

      LMAOOOO I CAN'T-

    • @libbyb4067
      @libbyb4067 4 роки тому +1

      Love your name 😂☺️👍

  • @kaylee6881
    @kaylee6881 3 роки тому +125

    12:41 ryan not hearing the no in shanes spirit box impression and him saying "oh didn't you? you usually do" is so fucking sassy and funny

  • @priboltao
    @priboltao 4 роки тому +1106

    I kinda imagined if Shane got drunk enough he would start saying he believes in ghosts. Turns out, Ryan gets a lil alcohol in him and suddenly he doubts every ghost story ever.

    • @jeanhopewell2869
      @jeanhopewell2869 4 роки тому +80

      He talks a big game until he's alone in a creepy dark room tho

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 4 роки тому +52

      Yeah but most of these really are shit though lol

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 4 роки тому +28

      @@frosty_teacup I’m wondering if there was a word limit or something? It feels like these were all really short which makes them sound less believable

    • @turtlepenguinXkizuna
      @turtlepenguinXkizuna 4 роки тому +20

      @@frosty_teacup the delivery also definitely has something to do with it too though, hard to be spooked by anything when you've got Shane reading it lmao

    • @English3Muffin
      @English3Muffin 4 роки тому +25

      Tbf, he’s mentioned that he is a horror movie buff so his standards for spooky stories I would imagine are far higher. The places they go to could be sets for the horror movies he watches so all he needs to set him off is his own imagination. These stories don’t have that.

  • @lhalison8096
    @lhalison8096 4 роки тому +1034

    THE WAY RYAN LAUGHED AT HIS CLIPPERS JOKE LMAOOOOOOOOOO

  • @sedac7205
    @sedac7205 4 роки тому +382

    Ryan: I need more proof than a door closing
    Also Ryan: *believes in ghosts because once some tooth paste fell off the his sink on a spooky boat*

    • @renten_
      @renten_ 4 роки тому +10

      So you admit that the boat is spooky

    • @sedac7205
      @sedac7205 4 роки тому +6

      @@renten_ well of course! The history is insane.

    • @heartsmile112
      @heartsmile112 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @chelazarcon3051
      @chelazarcon3051 4 роки тому +4

      BRUH THIS IS AN UNDERRATED COMMENT

  • @itsnotbrux
    @itsnotbrux 4 роки тому +2623

    0.01% of watchers enjoy ryan talking about sports
    100% enjoy shane beeing annoyed by sports

    • @jackcena6738
      @jackcena6738 3 роки тому +14

      Love sports joke

    • @jonathanpryzby4029
      @jonathanpryzby4029 3 роки тому +9

      This is exactly correct

    • @CocoForBird
      @CocoForBird 2 роки тому +11

      I’m not a fan of sports but I actually liked Ryan’s short lived buzzfeed sports conspiracy theory show.

    • @reedeayers
      @reedeayers Рік тому

      @@CocoForBirdwoah wait what? I love sports and didn’t know of this

  • @BethAnn10987
    @BethAnn10987 4 роки тому +524

    Shane’s British accent fluctuates between Monty python character and haunted Victorian child.

    • @Mikibear222
      @Mikibear222 4 роки тому +3

      So accurate 🤣

    • @heartsmile112
      @heartsmile112 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @nonbinsin
      @nonbinsin 4 роки тому

      Oh my god ahahah

    • @od3910
      @od3910 4 роки тому +6

      Those are the only two kinds of people that live in Britain

    • @Sahale17lodur
      @Sahale17lodur 4 роки тому

      I was trying so hard not to choke on my pasta listening to it

  • @helenejapa
    @helenejapa 4 роки тому +1180

    Sober Steven having to put up with the guys drunk like he's Jim in The Office.

    • @gingerb2359
      @gingerb2359 4 роки тому +5

      Oml YES

    • @kelseysorrentino6442
      @kelseysorrentino6442 4 роки тому +15

      he looked directly at the camera like he was in the office too 😭

    • @Godsgrace__
      @Godsgrace__ 4 роки тому +1

      So trueee😂😂

    • @Animaniafreak
      @Animaniafreak 4 роки тому +4

      When he looked at the cam, I feel the emptiness thru the screen lol

    • @chrishudson3798
      @chrishudson3798 4 роки тому +4

      Asian Jim😂😂😂

  • @RhondaRooBug
    @RhondaRooBug 4 роки тому +1709

    This was hilarious!
    Favorite part:
    Ryan: "On to the next question"
    Shane: "It's not a question "
    I died laughing

    • @incognitoburrito7558
      @incognitoburrito7558 4 роки тому +45

      "i get confused sometimes" i CRIEDDDD

    • @se-uh8br
      @se-uh8br 4 роки тому +19

      Steven cracking up right after made it funnier LMAO

    • @karnavi6172
      @karnavi6172 3 роки тому +4

      Sudden Postmortem vibes

  • @anthonybenson3252
    @anthonybenson3252 4 роки тому +469

    Shane: “...I asked to use the spirit box”
    Shane: (stares at camera with pure loathing)

  • @Whatlander
    @Whatlander 4 роки тому +675

    Shane: sees the word "mum" and immediately guesses it may be from the UK
    Also Shane: sees the phrase "country pub"
    Shane:
    Shane: MAH PAW WENT DOWN TO A HOOTENANNY Y'ALL

    • @elovessmashbox3
      @elovessmashbox3 4 роки тому +6

      Context clues

    • @CamMackay96
      @CamMackay96 4 роки тому +6

      @@elovessmashbox3 pub wasn't enough of a clue? There's like 19927 pubs here in UK 😅

    • @Tazzie1312
      @Tazzie1312 4 роки тому +1

      @@CamMackay96 They're a LITTLE drunk lol

    • @rosetea5899
      @rosetea5899 4 роки тому +8

      Absolutely hate how I understood every word of his horrible southern accent

    • @Whatlander
      @Whatlander 4 роки тому

      @@CamMackay96 Right? I think he saw "country" and by the time he got to "pub" it was too late.

  • @shareenhuang878
    @shareenhuang878 4 роки тому +348

    ryan: "Im a believer but im gonna need to see a little bit more than a door opening and closing"
    also ryan: *the wind* "DID U HEAR THAT?"

    • @CJMGalaxy
      @CJMGalaxy 4 роки тому +10

      Right?? If that door had happened in his vicinity he would've screamed.

    • @jonnyp.5809
      @jonnyp.5809 4 роки тому +2

      But like, When he said that I remembered that one episode where the door WAS opening behind Shane and Ryan wA freaking out. Soooo 😂

  • @hermionestranger4964
    @hermionestranger4964 4 роки тому +1622

    Virgin ghost-hunter: "The spirit box just said NoOo! There must be a g-g-g-ghost afoot!"
    Chad Ryan Bergara: " The spirit box just said 'spaghetti' and 'apple taters', we're closing in on the demon."

    • @rachel7815
      @rachel7815 3 роки тому +60

      Ryan has been doing this ghost business for too long for these children ghost stories 😤

  • @JoMoonpie
    @JoMoonpie 4 роки тому +316

    Anyone see that "special thanks to Ryan's parents". That is so so sweet

    • @Hazeious
      @Hazeious Рік тому

      Why'd they put that there

    • @taupetoast
      @taupetoast Рік тому +3

      @@Hazeiousthey shoot these episodes of tms in ryans parents backyard iirc

    • @Hazeious
      @Hazeious Рік тому +1

      @@taupetoast thanks

  • @andreamcmullin6571
    @andreamcmullin6571 4 роки тому +381

    This being only the second episode makes me scared/ecstatic for the last one

    • @MTA3
      @MTA3 4 роки тому +8

      I’m so ready for the chaos that is yet to come

  • @sawyerhill7937
    @sawyerhill7937 4 роки тому +1885

    Ryan’s beatboxing sounds like a butter knife in the garbage disposal

    • @h.a493
      @h.a493 4 роки тому +111

      LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL ♫ LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL ♫ DING DING DING DING DING DING

    • @kaitlinh7449
      @kaitlinh7449 4 роки тому +6

      @@h.a493 yes best reply to a comment 😂

    • @majimagor0
      @majimagor0 4 роки тому +17

      DINGDINGDINGDIDINGDINGDINGIND-

    • @beabeabea3
      @beabeabea3 4 роки тому +7

      This made me actually cackle

    • @lexntm
      @lexntm 4 роки тому

      @@h.a493 I was about to comment that lmao

  • @peppip5767
    @peppip5767 4 роки тому +935

    "It's not a question."
    *looks at card in drunk confusion*

    • @grace13star
      @grace13star 4 роки тому +5

      he really thought this was a postmordem

  • @solisemporium
    @solisemporium 4 роки тому +479

    Shane: *Points at ryan*
    Ryan: *dial up internet sounds*

    • @everythingissalad2969
      @everythingissalad2969 3 роки тому +3

      Your un reminds me of tatsuhisa suzuki saying kangaru during a live event for free

  • @adrianarosas9463
    @adrianarosas9463 4 роки тому +518

    *talking about the spirit box*
    ryan: I didn't hear the "no"
    shane: oh didn't you? you usually do
    BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNN

  • @KirbyCom
    @KirbyCom 4 роки тому +1242

    "He doesn't think I can beatbox" -Ryan seconds before doing the worst beatboxing I've ever heard

    • @Anno_Al
      @Anno_Al 4 роки тому +56

      Well, he didn't say he was good at it, just that he can beatbox, which I'd say he can (and before you disagree, you yourself called it beatboxing). You should hear me try to beatbox.

    • @KirbyCom
      @KirbyCom 4 роки тому +50

      @@Anno_Al I think I was being extremely generous calling it beatboxing

    • @Anno_Al
      @Anno_Al 4 роки тому +7

      @@KirbyCom ok fair, but one thing I always say about art is "art is not a value judgment, art can be good or bad, what makes it art is it can't really be defined as something other than art", so I ask you, if that wasn't beatboxing, what was it?

    • @Anno_Al
      @Anno_Al 4 роки тому +12

      @@KirbyCom ok just as I'm posting that comment i realize an acceptable answer for that is "noises"

    • @rustinstardust2094
      @rustinstardust2094 4 роки тому +4

      Really? I mean it wasn't professional level, but it's better than a lot of "beatboxing" I've heard.

  • @colorfulsoup4986
    @colorfulsoup4986 4 роки тому +755

    "I'm looking at a helicopter, I'm not looking for divine intervention." Lol

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  • @randomperson2777
    @randomperson2777 Рік тому +29

    “I’m looking for a helicopter, not divine intervention”
    10/10 joke, I laughed like a maniac and now I’m pretty sure my family thinks I’m the one possessed

  • @RM13741
    @RM13741 4 роки тому +207

    Shane’s spirit box impression was eerily accurate. Also when Ryan said he didn’t hear the “no”, and Shane said “Didn’t you? You usually do. 🙄” I felt that.

  • @creya8900
    @creya8900 4 роки тому +920

    Less worried about alcohol poisoning and more worried Katie's gonna cut them.

  • @charlie6658
    @charlie6658 4 роки тому +1287

    “TLDR: baby caught on fire...is a ghost now” i’m wheezing lmao

    • @VC-xj1fs
      @VC-xj1fs 4 роки тому +7

      That was the best part 😂😂😂

    • @fadeaway5839
      @fadeaway5839 4 роки тому

      What is TLDR ?

    • @Meepswonder
      @Meepswonder 4 роки тому +6

      @@fadeaway5839 Too long, didn't read

    • @fadeaway5839
      @fadeaway5839 4 роки тому +1

      @@Meepswonder thank you!

  • @cheese8878
    @cheese8878 4 роки тому +259

    “I’m looking for a helicopter, not divine intervention”
    Genuinely laughed, thank you

  • @julkaczaps1307
    @julkaczaps1307 4 роки тому +698

    Please tell my Steven is getting extra paid from Ryan's parents for babysiting their son and his friend.

    • @Vic_the_owl92
      @Vic_the_owl92 4 роки тому +13

      I can imagine they did. I hope it is worth it XD

    • @gmiill
      @gmiill 4 роки тому

      @@Nikki-tx6kh well that was probably more of a "thanks for watching my kid, here's some money for their dinner" i mean idk but

  • @laurenmcampbell9127
    @laurenmcampbell9127 4 роки тому +266

    The editing in this is phenomenal. The bonk when Ryan hits his glass. The beat rating. The black and white. It’s so freaking good.

  • @rachelleyeung
    @rachelleyeung 4 роки тому +779

    "i went to prom alone and i got diarrhea"
    i'm 32, and i'm not gonna lie, that made me feel better about myself

    • @rike12octavia14
      @rike12octavia14 4 роки тому +19

      This happened to me too but no date and I got diarrhea , I went with friends but the dairy attacked me

    • @TheLastHylianTitan
      @TheLastHylianTitan 3 роки тому +11

      I went to prom alone but it was held in this kickass botanical garden and I got to hang out with cool plants and koi fish all night, so honestly, 11/10 best prom

  • @Natalia_NS
    @Natalia_NS 3 роки тому +88

    Shane: I went to prom alone and I got diarrhea.
    *Steven looks at the camera like he's on The Office*

  • @poppymorley9838
    @poppymorley9838 4 роки тому +1956

    “You can’t talk about sports here, there’s no sports here.” YES SHANE

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 4 роки тому +15

      TELL THEM SHANE 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @brandipals
    @brandipals 4 роки тому +367

    "Not my child"- Beefman Bergara referring to beefbby

  • @doxy2461
    @doxy2461 4 роки тому +1461

    A painkiller but it's called "The Shanekiller" jesus christ

    • @GreenGlo1991
      @GreenGlo1991 4 роки тому +25

      I think it’s more like “it’ll put a demon down” type thing

    • @redlymedia1583
      @redlymedia1583 4 роки тому +7

      I'd break 2 years of sobriety for that hitter

    • @walmartrotisseriechicken
      @walmartrotisseriechicken 4 роки тому +4

      it's made of holy water & the bottle is shaped like a crucifix

    • @nicolah.6454
      @nicolah.6454 4 роки тому +2

      I didn't even get it until I read your comment. I think I need to lie down...

    • @BanaBerri
      @BanaBerri 4 роки тому +3

      I don't know anything about alcoholic drinks, so I had no idea that a painkiller was a type of drink until I read your comment. Thanks lol

  • @samryder8496
    @samryder8496 3 роки тому +96

    “I went to prom alone and I got diarrhea” 🤣🤣🤣 that’s the funniest thing Shane’s ever said

  • @catrina5289
    @catrina5289 4 роки тому +413

    Shane is good at mimicking the spirit box because he himself is a spirit

  • @sillycat7447
    @sillycat7447 4 роки тому +698

    imagine a spirit just watching this like: am i joke to you?

  • @violetdeaddd
    @violetdeaddd 4 роки тому +763

    Ryan : “I’m looking for a helicopter, not divine intervention.”

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality 4 роки тому +118

    Btw yes, mosquitoes can bite through jeans and a chair when they’re determined

  • @SillyCaptainSparrow
    @SillyCaptainSparrow 4 роки тому +114

    Give whoever does the editing on this series an award. Because the content alone is gold...but the EDITING takes it to a whole other level. I lost it at the puppet theater popping up. The music?? The text popping up on the screen?? The cuts? The callbacks?? AMAZING.

  • @FantasticDinos
    @FantasticDinos 4 роки тому +756

    The only thing more impressive than Ryan’s beat-boxing, is when it dissolves into demonic chattering.

  • @TwistedHound14
    @TwistedHound14 4 роки тому +202

    Shane's face when he said the word spirit box is just perfect

  • @AlienWithABox
    @AlienWithABox 4 роки тому +169

    Shane sounded like a depressed Victorian child with that English accent.

  • @jenna418
    @jenna418 4 роки тому +1315

    i can't believe that when ryan gets drunk he just turns into shane. shocked and confused at the amount of skepticism from him smh

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 4 роки тому +31

      Boogaras across the planet are disappointed

    • @polishboy6308
      @polishboy6308 4 роки тому +1

      @@frosty_teacup he’s paid to think everything’s a ghost on buzzfeed. That’s his character he’s playing. I doubt they’re both as certain in their opinions as depicted

  • @lemontried6775
    @lemontried6775 4 роки тому +305

    Shane: “Listen to me”
    Ryan: 👀

    • @giselle5596
      @giselle5596 4 роки тому +9

      Nah more like👁👃🏼👁

    • @pikpacchu4704
      @pikpacchu4704 4 роки тому +4

      @@giselle5596 nah more like 👁️👃🏽👁️
      👄

    • @francesleones4973
      @francesleones4973 4 роки тому +2

      It's like Ryan turning into Ricky Goldsworth the minute the latter's mentioned.

    • @FortuitousWench
      @FortuitousWench 4 роки тому +1

      I find it Very Good that this has so many likes lmfao

  • @Flanneryschickens
    @Flanneryschickens 4 роки тому +962

    Nobody's going to talk about Shane petting the grass saying "Don't forget to hydrate, buddy"? Just me? ok

  • @ashleemorrow440
    @ashleemorrow440 4 роки тому +135

    Love that Shane referenced who’s afraid of Virginia Woolf like they’re a married couple

  • @shelfj3901
    @shelfj3901 4 роки тому +428

    Is it alright if we requested a show where Shane and Ryan has to cook something for Steve and he and one watcher crew (different one every week) be the judge of who cooks better between those two?

  • @milk6ian
    @milk6ian 4 роки тому +259

    ryan: gonna need to see more than a door opening and closing for me bro
    me: *flashback to when he lost his mind at a door opening at that mining town*
    me: yeah same

    • @HS-lo8ex
      @HS-lo8ex 4 роки тому +7

      Wait why is this whole episode Ryan just contradicting himself on things that make him believe

    • @Zakemaster
      @Zakemaster 4 роки тому +6

      It’s really easy for Ryan to judge people when it isn’t him seeing a door open mysteriously, it seems. Lol

  • @samadler1
    @samadler1 4 роки тому +225

    If this is how drunk Ryan is in episode two, I’m afraid for Episode Four Ryan.

    • @melissasmith9242
      @melissasmith9242 4 роки тому +1

      I’m confused how they are like this after 3 drinks ahahha

    • @iabrochium
      @iabrochium 4 роки тому +7

      @@melissasmith9242 Did you see how much alcohol Steven was pouring in those beer-garitas? Admittedly I'm a lightweight but I'd be fairly trashed at this point as well.

  • @femkebrooking6025
    @femkebrooking6025 3 роки тому +55

    4:35 THE WAY THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER IM DYING

  • @_holly_hamilton
    @_holly_hamilton 4 роки тому +193

    I was dubious about this series but Ryan, Shane, and Steven's personalities make it work. I laughed so hard 😂. Thanks boys!

  • @eleanorgouldie9355
    @eleanorgouldie9355 4 роки тому +563

    Honestly children scare me so much if my child woke up at 10pm every night to talk gibberish to the wall I’m out

    • @little_lion_heart9850
      @little_lion_heart9850 4 роки тому +53

      Gotta throw that whole baby in the trash. I can't have freaky paranormal babies in my home. I would be so freaked if I saw that happen.

    • @duckygrl99
      @duckygrl99 4 роки тому +35

      Heading to the store for milk and never coming back seeya kiddo

    • @beeljt
      @beeljt 4 роки тому +14

      GET THAT DEMON BABY OUTTA HERE

    • @GreenGlo1991
      @GreenGlo1991 4 роки тому +11

      Throw the whole thing out

    • @Vic_the_owl92
      @Vic_the_owl92 4 роки тому +6

      @@beeljt Shane as a baby

  • @abbie8852
    @abbie8852 4 роки тому +270

    Ryan: Let's go to the next question.
    Shane: It's not a question!
    Ryan: 👁️👄👁️
    Steven: 🤣🤣🤣