Zlatan's bicycle kick 🥵

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  • Опубліковано 29 лип 2022

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  • @bgrm1029
    @bgrm1029 Рік тому +40346

    When Zlatan downloads an app, the app accepts Zlatan's terms and conditions.

  • @zyluw7238
    @zyluw7238 Рік тому +21274

    When Zlatan decided to rest during a match that's when half-time was invented

  • @ikr233
    @ikr233 7 місяців тому +2680

    Zlatan's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Zlatan.

    • @AngeloGermani93
      @AngeloGermani93 6 місяців тому +53

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mvelo6331
      @mvelo6331 6 місяців тому +14

      Lmao😂😂😂

    • @oscarselva2835
      @oscarselva2835 6 місяців тому +10

      NIIICEEEEEE LMAO IM DEAD

    • @oscarselva2835
      @oscarselva2835 6 місяців тому +5

      How in the world u dont have that much likes ?

    • @Yokegrungy
      @Yokegrungy 6 місяців тому +4

      Underated

  • @aniketbembare7565
    @aniketbembare7565 5 місяців тому +480

    Zlatan doesn't sleep, he gives the day a rest.

  • @starminar5175
    @starminar5175 Рік тому +7243

    When Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls by Zlatan.

    • @ericsiju8407
      @ericsiju8407 Рік тому +159

      underrated comment af

    • @benjaminghazi787
      @benjaminghazi787 Рік тому +14

      Shitzan* fixed

    • @LICHTinc
      @LICHTinc Рік тому +47

      ☝certified troll...don't engage if u don't wanna waste ur time..

    • @nextgenownage
      @nextgenownage Рік тому +13

      🤣🤣🤣👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿

    • @deoxys88
      @deoxys88 Рік тому +32

      @@benjaminghazi787 were talking about your first dad not the second one

  • @novakrypton5841
    @novakrypton5841 4 місяці тому +563

    Zlatan was born with 8 balls, 2 he kept with him, and the remaining 6 are called the infinity stones.

  • @porliden8984
    @porliden8984 4 місяці тому +69

    "He scored a beautiful goal today and... But he should try from 40 metres"
    Well said, Zlatan 😂

  • @Kimbururu
    @Kimbururu Рік тому +11063

    Ghosts sit around camp fires and tell each other Zlatan stories.

  • @tsaki_titan
    @tsaki_titan Рік тому +6514

    When Zlatan was in school, teachers raised their hand to speak to him.

  • @OfficialZedar
    @OfficialZedar 5 місяців тому +268

    When Neil Armstrong landed on moon,He saw Zlatan doing moonwalk there

  • @Zukkurn44
    @Zukkurn44 7 місяців тому +67

    Once a cobra bit Zlatans leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

    • @TITANxPREDATOR
      @TITANxPREDATOR Місяць тому

      Cobra didn't bite zlatan
      Zlatan bite cobra cuz he's the lion

  • @danieljeongdesign
    @danieljeongdesign Рік тому +6473

    Zlatan’s Nike shirt reads ‘Already Done.’

  • @ihatesmurfs84
    @ihatesmurfs84 Рік тому +3080

    When zlatan was born he slapped the doctors for not crying.

    • @masdr2627
      @masdr2627 Рік тому +9

      Look how Messi talked about his Mardona goal or his goal against Real Madrid from the midfield..
      Huge difference Messi shy talking humbly and saying he was lucky.. while this hack Ronaldo acting like this for his goal like WTF

    • @QuaterWiZ
      @QuaterWiZ Рік тому +2

      ​@@kevinyts7634ayo?

    • @c0ffee942
      @c0ffee942 Рік тому +8

      ​@@masdr2627why are you mad he isn't cocky if you know football you would know that's a winning mentality

    • @c0ffee942
      @c0ffee942 Рік тому +5

      ​@@masdr2627and this isn't even about Messi

    • @greiemsleiem7435
      @greiemsleiem7435 Рік тому +3

      Why am I burst laughing

  • @tanyamishra3279
    @tanyamishra3279 5 місяців тому +65

    When Zlatan was a kid strangers were told not to talk to him.

    • @pop1487
      @pop1487 12 днів тому +2

      Bad one

    • @cloneroots
      @cloneroots 10 днів тому +3

      Good one

    • @hazwan-vl5jy
      @hazwan-vl5jy 49 хвилин тому

      This is the only bad one i found here 😅

    • @tanyamishra3279
      @tanyamishra3279 46 хвилин тому

      @@hazwan-vl5jy better get out from here

  • @abondedjack6915
    @abondedjack6915 Місяць тому +9

    What a legend i cried when he retired we will miss Zlatan Ibrahimovic

  • @habibi..
    @habibi.. Рік тому +4326

    Zlatan once had a race with time, Time is still running.

  • @___Mash___
    @___Mash___ Рік тому +6581

    Death once got a 'near-Zlatan' experience

  • @victorthrasher2602
    @victorthrasher2602 5 місяців тому +114

    While doing push ups, Zlatan doesn't lift himself, he pushes the earth down.

  • @claytonlatone8959
    @claytonlatone8959 5 місяців тому +30

    Zlatan built the hospital he was born in

  • @Phytophilous69
    @Phytophilous69 Рік тому +5814

    When Zlatan hires security guards,the guards feel safe

  • @mrthicc980
    @mrthicc980 Рік тому +5930

    Zlatan once killed two stones with a bird.

  • @Sunsaintsandwaves
    @Sunsaintsandwaves 7 місяців тому +53

    When Zlatan travels, locals have to adapt to the time change.

  • @chaumht
    @chaumht 7 місяців тому +147

    When Zlatan gets a jersey from Lebron, he signs the jersey and send it back to him

    • @balintgulyas5061
      @balintgulyas5061 4 місяці тому +6

      Literally😂

    • @Nick_T_90
      @Nick_T_90 3 місяці тому +8

      The best part is that actually happened 😂

  • @Kimbururu
    @Kimbururu Рік тому +2334

    Zlatan starts a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

  • @nazar5219
    @nazar5219 Рік тому +11121

    Zlatan doesn’t flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it.

    • @FPL_Sassy
      @FPL_Sassy Рік тому +104

      😅👍

    • @migdaora
      @migdaora Рік тому +120

      Awesome 🤣🤣

    • @andrewjay6285
      @andrewjay6285 Рік тому +229

      This is the best I've seen here🙌🏾💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @asefalbazirgan1028
      @asefalbazirgan1028 Рік тому +55

      NO SARCASM. Next to this amazing goal, is this very very DEEP & profound phrase "doesn't flush the toilet he just scares the shit out of it". ., powerful!

    • @griefer5846
      @griefer5846 Рік тому +14

      chuck norris joke, better hope chuck norris dont copyright you…….

  • @desmondyung
    @desmondyung 7 місяців тому +139

    When Zlatan writes a diary, he is creating history.

  • @Absolutepower7
    @Absolutepower7 7 місяців тому +10

    Ronaldo’s goal was unbelievable but I can’t deny Zlatan’s was out of this world

  • @GuitarxWolf
    @GuitarxWolf Рік тому +4107

    When Zlatan lifts weights, the weights need atleast 3-4 days of recovery time.

  • @plasticbudgie
    @plasticbudgie Рік тому +4925

    When Zlatan left home, he told his father "You're the man of the house now"

  • @liongang1155
    @liongang1155 7 місяців тому +8

    They discovered Confidence when Zlatan was born.

  • @mrmz3802
    @mrmz3802 Місяць тому +5

    When zombie bite Zlatan, the zombie became Zlatan.

  • @___Mash___
    @___Mash___ Рік тому +3006

    When Zlatan takes a lie-detector test, the machine confesses evrythng.

  • @coffeeaddict5624
    @coffeeaddict5624 Рік тому +5192

    “When Zlatan forgets a word, it gets removed from the dictionary.”

    • @kiidkif2009
      @kiidkif2009 Рік тому +27

      Well Damn😭👍🏾

    • @brentthompson6601
      @brentthompson6601 Рік тому +27

      Lmao that’s a good one 😂

    • @yeh2319
      @yeh2319 Рік тому +10

      All these wierd zlatan fanboys

    • @eliasziad7864
      @eliasziad7864 Рік тому +7

      how would you know what word he forgot if he forgot that word?

    • @brentthompson6601
      @brentthompson6601 Рік тому +6

      @@eliasziad7864 ugh…..smh🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @novakrypton5841
    @novakrypton5841 4 місяці тому +13

    they say Zlatan was the one who dropped an apple on Newtons's head

  • @akkasraoof6162
    @akkasraoof6162 7 місяців тому +10

    When zalatan kids become professional footballers they are called Messi and Ronaldo

  • @allinonevideosmaster1181
    @allinonevideosmaster1181 Рік тому +2461

    Zlatan never followed his dreams,his dreams followed him

  • @pacomorales2369
    @pacomorales2369 Рік тому +3433

    when Zlatan's phone rings in the cinema, they pause the movie

  • @sankthetitanic
    @sankthetitanic 6 місяців тому +7

    when Zlatan is on the internet, reCaptcha asks him "am i the internet?"

  • @epticaladrian
    @epticaladrian 6 місяців тому +5

    Zlatan once won a staring contest against a statue.

  • @oneguardianarmy9188
    @oneguardianarmy9188 Рік тому +7272

    They say when Zlatan goes online websites have to accept HIS cookies.

  • @darkcoder638
    @darkcoder638 Рік тому +2545

    Once a thief broke into Zlatan's house and the dog saved that thief from Zlatan.

    • @nextgenownage
      @nextgenownage Рік тому +19

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @vibhutisrivastava2789
      @vibhutisrivastava2789 Рік тому +17

      Underrated

    • @procrastinator4009
      @procrastinator4009 Рік тому +7

      @@vibhutisrivastava2789overused comment 😐

    • @ninx_music
      @ninx_music Рік тому +1

      @@procrastinator4009 mate it’s one word that means “under appreciated”, so he’s telling the truth, and it’s “overused” because many comments are under appreciated

    • @greiemsleiem7435
      @greiemsleiem7435 Рік тому

      Hahaha

  • @immortalOnee
    @immortalOnee 6 місяців тому +13

    when Zlatan goes to the clinic the doctor is his patient.

  • @Rev911.
    @Rev911. 7 місяців тому +14

    Zlatan does not need a jacket during winter, Winter needs a jacket because of Zlatan....cause that bicycle kick was too cold

  • @H.A..
    @H.A.. Рік тому +3550

    When Zlatan goes to buy beer, HE checks the cashier's I.D.

  • @amazinglyyellow7016
    @amazinglyyellow7016 Рік тому +1395

    when young zlatan goes to school late, the whole class is punished for coming too early

  • @RANDOMEDITZ27
    @RANDOMEDITZ27 2 місяці тому +3

    If there was prime Buffon standing in the goalie position then he would’ve saved it.

    • @xxe2
      @xxe2 2 місяці тому

      Anyone would😂

  • @bukimr1
    @bukimr1 7 місяців тому +18

    Zlatan goal was the best much better

    • @life_of_liam
      @life_of_liam 5 місяців тому

      ronaldo’s is much more difficult also that zlatan goal is nowhere near 40 meters idk why everyone loves his cockiness i feel like he’s a piece of shit lol

  • @Mathematics814
    @Mathematics814 Рік тому +1799

    "When Zlatan reads a book, the book gains knowledge."

  • @zubairsiddiqui7541
    @zubairsiddiqui7541 Рік тому +1340

    Before Zlatan was born, the alphabets ended with "y".

  • @Val-vy6rg
    @Val-vy6rg 6 місяців тому +10

    As a ronaldo fan, zlatans bicycle kick goal is the greatest bicycle kick goal of all time, and of the the greatest goals in general ive ever seen

    • @miguelal5607
      @miguelal5607 5 місяців тому +2

      I dont know about the best in history...
      But CR7's is better than Zlatan's 😎
      Ffs, you like one piece. You dont know nothing about football

    • @samuraininjarockstar9355
      @samuraininjarockstar9355 5 місяців тому +2

      @@miguelal5607Van Bastens , Zlatans & Rivaldo’s is better than Cris Ronaldos

    • @2013tatarstan
      @2013tatarstan 5 місяців тому

      ​@@samuraininjarockstar9355тогда уже Марадона и Пеле лучше, чем всё остальные в истории футбола

    • @samuraininjarockstar9355
      @samuraininjarockstar9355 5 місяців тому

      @@2013tatarstan ????

  • @triple-a5404
    @triple-a5404 3 місяці тому +2

    When Zlatan was running he doesn't moving. the earth is rotating 😎

  • @zubairsiddiqui7541
    @zubairsiddiqui7541 Рік тому +1000

    Zlatan has a bear carpet in his room, it is not dead, it is just afraid to move.

  • @bobbypinkston9374
    @bobbypinkston9374 Рік тому +747

    Zlatan once visited the Virgin Islands, when he left, they were just called the Islands

  • @emmavukugbe913
    @emmavukugbe913 7 місяців тому +7

    when Zlatan gose out on a sunny day, the sun feels the heat

  • @i_UCH1HA
    @i_UCH1HA 7 місяців тому +1

    Regulations are for normal player ,he is zlatan .

  • @robelmichael2962
    @robelmichael2962 Рік тому +546

    When Zlatan smokes a joint, the weed gets high

  • @___Mash___
    @___Mash___ Рік тому +918

    Zlatan doesn't see his reflection in a mirror, cuz' there's only one Zlatan.

  • @supertrouper1824
    @supertrouper1824 4 місяці тому +1

    Respect to ibrahimovic ❤🇭🇺🇸🇪

  • @zubairsiddiqui7541
    @zubairsiddiqui7541 Рік тому +893

    Once Zlatan was in a cinema and his phone rang so they paused the movie.

  • @WildFists
    @WildFists Рік тому +2146

    When Zlatan washes his hand,the water gets clean

  • @tee__traxx
    @tee__traxx 7 місяців тому +5

    Zlatan doesn't need oxygen, the oxygen needs him

    • @TITANxPREDATOR
      @TITANxPREDATOR Місяць тому

      Zlatan doesn't breath
      Oxygen visits zlatan lungs to pay respect

  • @Brawlforfunyt
    @Brawlforfunyt 3 місяці тому +1

    Bro was carrying sweden 4-2🥵😥

  • @mfareed24
    @mfareed24 Рік тому +702

    When Zlatan calls someone, their phones only show one option: "Receive the call"

  • @shahd11443
    @shahd11443 Рік тому +9403

    Once Zlatan missed two days of school, now they are known as Saturday and Sunday
    Edit: the comments😭
    Edit: guys chill💀

  • @lildrippa1759
    @lildrippa1759 7 місяців тому +3

    Zlatan did not go to school for parents evening, the teachers came to his house for Zlatan evening

  • @nicolasmunoz5658
    @nicolasmunoz5658 7 місяців тому +40

    Zlatan doesn’t need oxygen. Oxygen needs Zlatan

  • @Jace.1sEditz
    @Jace.1sEditz Рік тому +2538

    When zlatan was born, he congratulate both his parents and the doctor.

  • @Ocean_Man_
    @Ocean_Man_ Рік тому +914

    When Zlatan goes to the doctor, he asks the doctor if he is okay.

  • @rm11champ
    @rm11champ 3 місяці тому +1

    Zlatan should try to win a balon d’or, EuroCup, or Champions League

  • @asanulislam2700
    @asanulislam2700 4 місяці тому +3

    "When zaltan cuts onions then onions will cry"💀💀💀

  • @kianjani829
    @kianjani829 Рік тому +1226

    When Zlatan turns 18 his parents move out of the house.

  • @irVz
    @irVz Рік тому +527

    When Zlatan had his driving test, the examiner asked Zlatan if he had passed.

  • @Metalviking18
    @Metalviking18 17 днів тому +2

    CR7 goal was for a championship, but Zlatan was in a friendly game.

  • @asutoshsahu6093
    @asutoshsahu6093 Рік тому +1618

    When Zlatan reaches school late, everybody apologizes for being early.

  • @leahbeekwilder9643
    @leahbeekwilder9643 3 місяці тому +3

    Zlatan should try to win 3 or more ucls in a row 😂

    • @Dontreadmyname62
      @Dontreadmyname62 Місяць тому

      And should have to brake the laws of physics😂😂

    • @sharuprava2635
      @sharuprava2635 19 днів тому +1

      Ucl should try to win 3 Zlatan in row🐐🐐

  • @flyingbuddy3918
    @flyingbuddy3918 Рік тому +680

    Once Zlatan robbed a bank, the bank apologised for keeping his money.

  • @Slaphappy1975
    @Slaphappy1975 Рік тому +1154

    "When I fought a boy on the street, my mum worried about him, not me."
    - The Zlatan

    • @Ahmadsaufi97
      @Ahmadsaufi97 Рік тому +10

      When he fought a boy on the street, Zlatan's mom not worried about him, or the boy. She worried the boy's mother.

    • @tenzinnorzom3357
      @tenzinnorzom3357 Рік тому +43

      Fully story: Zlatan was 2 months old and the boy was high school national karate champion

    • @tentaplayz3691
      @tentaplayz3691 Рік тому

      @@tenzinnorzom3357 oh

    • @derbs757
      @derbs757 Рік тому

      @@tenzinnorzom3357 he was actually a sperm cell, truly incredible

    • @TheThirdOctave
      @TheThirdOctave Рік тому

      ​@@Ahmadsaufi97 ☠️😳😳☠️

  • @ExoTheTroller
    @ExoTheTroller Місяць тому

    When Zlatan wears Sun Glasses, the sun gets protected from his gaze

  • @xtordold3227
    @xtordold3227 7 місяців тому +2

    Zlatan doesnt need football,football need zlatan

  • @Joe_from_Rio
    @Joe_from_Rio Рік тому +1836

    Zlatan didn't bicycle, it's the Earth that rotated around him.

  • @LanceDaHoya
    @LanceDaHoya 7 місяців тому +3

    zlatan had no keepers and the ball came down from up,whereas ronaldo's bicycle kick required the timing,presicion and it also had a legendary goalkeeper trying to stop it

    • @user-rs7gt3tb7w
      @user-rs7gt3tb7w 2 місяці тому +2

      that's great, next time he should try it from 40 meters

    • @Khum366
      @Khum366 16 днів тому

      This is bcoz when Zlatan kick a ball,all get aside.😅😅

  • @___Mash___
    @___Mash___ Рік тому +1000

    Zlatan once got bitten by a snake. After 2 days of suffering, the snake died.

    • @wrexi6004
      @wrexi6004 Рік тому +7

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @wrexi6004
      @wrexi6004 Рік тому +7

      🪦 I almost dying

    • @musatunkara4428
      @musatunkara4428 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ivank2025
      @ivank2025 Рік тому +3

      Lol

    • @DooDee0608
      @DooDee0608 Рік тому +20

      Back then this kind of joke always associated with chuck norris

  • @fregetafarhan7304
    @fregetafarhan7304 11 місяців тому +508

    Zlatan is the person who calls 911 and ask their problem

  • @Luca-fb6tl
    @Luca-fb6tl 7 місяців тому +4

    If I think on Mexes, Ronaldinho, Bale and probably Rooney...there were some bicycle goals, which were as good as Ronaldos bicycle or even better.

  • @Viexti
    @Viexti Рік тому +957

    When Zlaten Decided to sleep, that's when night comes.

  • @blanchecolombe1
    @blanchecolombe1 Рік тому +862

    "You can look in the whole wide world you will not find someone as humble as me"
    -Zlatan

    • @zaidd9585
      @zaidd9585 Рік тому +10

      😂

    • @taco2728
      @taco2728 Рік тому +3

      pretty humble fir how great he is

    • @itsme09-12-0V
      @itsme09-12-0V Рік тому +11

      Once Zlatan had a race with time ,
      Time is Still running

    • @danielvandam
      @danielvandam 19 днів тому

      My humility is actually one of my many talents

  • @KingYoshi697
    @KingYoshi697 6 місяців тому +1

    When zlatan holds the infinity stones, the stones get powerful

  • @paweborkowski6959
    @paweborkowski6959 5 місяців тому +2

    Once mosquitos drank Zlatan's blood. Now we have killer bees.

  • @djshjsbjsbjshsh8431
    @djshjsbjsbjshsh8431 Рік тому +1386

    When Zlatan drives, the police stops and shows their driving license to him

  • @2FadeMusic
    @2FadeMusic Рік тому +776

    Onions start crying when Zlatan is chopping them

  • @Is_your..goofy610
    @Is_your..goofy610 7 місяців тому +1

    “Me in school doing the biycle kick 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️”

  • @ajityadav7555
    @ajityadav7555 6 місяців тому +1

    Zlatan doesn't need the world the world needs zlatan✔️

  • @seeara3824
    @seeara3824 Рік тому +250

    Zlatan once refused to stop playing after a game. Now it’s known as extra time.

  • @just_levlup
    @just_levlup Рік тому +1629

    The perfect comment section doesn’t exi…

    • @youlian316
      @youlian316 Рік тому +43

      Bruh these comments😂😂🤣😂

    • @ppprostgaming3455
      @ppprostgaming3455 Рік тому +9

      Frr bro 😂😂

    • @smellyshart442
      @smellyshart442 Рік тому +9

      All these comments are so corny

    • @just_levlup
      @just_levlup Рік тому +25

      @@smellyshart442 you know what is corny? The reflection you see in the mirror.

    • @akshay.s6760
      @akshay.s6760 Рік тому +4

      Go to gangsta paradise shorts comment section

  • @lewistown4215
    @lewistown4215 3 місяці тому +1

    Zlatan doesn’t have to install his console games, but his console games have to install him.

  • @shadigulyas1125
    @shadigulyas1125 3 місяці тому +1

    Zlatan really said IMA END THIS GUYS HOLE CAREER

  • @commercio3564
    @commercio3564 Рік тому +385

    By far the best comment section I've seen in this style. Absolute bangers 🔥

    • @sivanesanraveendran8984
      @sivanesanraveendran8984 Рік тому +5

      Ikr

    • @cake4114
      @cake4114 Рік тому +10

      And why is the comment section like this?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's hilarious by god I'm in tears 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @guilhermebyrne6458
      @guilhermebyrne6458 Рік тому +2

      ​@@cake4114 me too, literaly

    • @pavitsharma7004
      @pavitsharma7004 Рік тому +4

      I think you're destroying it😂 bro please delete i found only your comment difference

    • @Absolute_1
      @Absolute_1 Рік тому

      fr fr

  • @nooriany1
    @nooriany1 Рік тому +539

    When the electricity goes down, the candles look for zlatan.

  • @robertopena8645
    @robertopena8645 5 днів тому

    Hugo Sanchez was scoring like that almost every game

  • @user-ei8sn1sx1w
    @user-ei8sn1sx1w 4 місяці тому +3

    Ibrahimović z napastników strzelił najpiękniejszą bramkę w historii