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THX FOR WATCHING! This one was so fun to produce, write, film, and edit! Well worth it! We can't wait to post more long form videos like this! We are JUST GETTING STARTED!❤🙌🏻 (Don't forget to like, comment, and SUBSCRIBE if you enjoyed the video)‼
You guys are INCREDIBLE please post more long form videos like this! BIG FAN❤🎉
I’ll subscribe but under one condition.....
U guys can make a movie
you need to increase the length of your video like ten minutes or more by the way video great😃😃😃😃
This is funny but relatable 😅😢
The fact that they INSTANTLY wanted to arrest him after they assumed he was the predator...
I bet that happens more than you think.
That one caught me off guard.. I would have arrested the guy on the spot too.
@@themeeting4960 fix yourself then
Wowwwwww.. 😂❤
True +++
When a guy is the victim, nobody seems to be concerned, but when a woman is the victim, people react quickly, take it seriously, and even begin attacking the male predator.
Even if she's actually lying and isn't a victim
Even when he's proved innocent people would still defend her
@@Shrukin9000 and its on his permanent record and in some cases becomes nearly "un-hireable"
Dolphin Boy became a Dolphin DAYUM. 😂
Honestly though, the reaction when the victim is a guy is "you probably liked it!"
Dolphin boy: Confessing an assault and crying.
Officers: "Waaaaaaawwww..." 😂
i wouldnt call that assault lol, thatd be a dream
😂😂😂
@@Taimur_Gates wtf
@@Taimur_Gates Bro experience it once. You will understand how traumatizing it is. I have experienced it so I know. You can't even tell anyone because they think it's too funny and enjoyable moment except the close females you have like your mother and sister.
Bro the dolphin sound
"Are you sure your not a homosexual " the speed in saying it lmao
🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
"Oh, it gets better....I mean worse"
You guys are geniuses 😂
The cops were loving those stories😂😂
They needed it for “research purposes”
@@MattAndJustus btw where do you get all your girls Asking for a friend... Of course (you can tell me i won't tell the police)
5:01
I lost it there!
Bro was actually traumatized and mesmerised at the same time😅
For real he didn't know how to behave😭🤣
which one of u replies like this must have been either very traumatic for u or really hot depending on who@@MattAndJustus
The fact the most replayed parts is with the woman :l
That " WOOOOW" 😂. Man those officers sure love to do a movie with Mrs. Paris. 😅😅
Those officers wish they were in his shoes😭🤣
they were jealous💀
“Oh it gets better, i mean worse” this is truly sad because of how relatable it is in reality, men can’t speak of this issue without getting ridiculed.
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True
8:57 “Alright great, I’m going to be in my office give me about 45 minutes don’t disturb me.” Caught me off guard 😂
Same. XD
With the tissues and lotion too
We just had to end it like that😂😂
I really didn't expect that tbh
Bros trained his thing 💀
Dolphin Boy is swimming both on and off screen
Hahahaha he's a great swimmer
@@MattAndJustusDolphin boy was drowning in it
He really was a Dolphin riding babylon and her sister. 😂
@MattAndJustus you leaked your plate
☠🙏
“Let me get this straight, cause I am a little confused” 😂😂😂😂😂
One of the funniest lines😂
i saw this as soon as they said it
I like how the guy is traumatized and the cops are wishing they were in his shoes 😂
Real
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
I would wish too
5:11 officer turning on his walkie-talkie to let the whole police network know how mathew was assaulted, what a great officer
😭😭
For the boys 🗿
8:20 "What you just explained to us is every man's dream" that caught me off guard 😭Love to Matt, Justus and Timmy
Thank you!! All three of us are grinding day in and day out to bring you guys the best comedy we can!🤘🏻🙌🏻🔥
@@MattAndJustusyou one of the funniest channels on the internet
and in the ending matt sees mrs Paris again and she goes " i Just called the police and confessed everything i did to you and they'll be here in 1hr to arrest me " , matt goes "good god" but Mrs Paris says "But you gotta do something for me " , just lmao .
Thanks for watching the vid!!🤙🏼🎉
The most realistic part was the cops trying to arrest him at the beginning
Ya Tim started reading him his rights and everything😂 It was about to go down...
This made me so sad because it does happen like this.
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@@MattAndJustusblud does NOT care 💀💀
@@System_Failure101ikr 😂
@@System_Failure101your name is my answer to his reply
Exactly that ant assault that’s an offer he could have had a amazing wife and a amazing career and family just Off of that but he bitched out he really ruined the chance of happiness what a moron
it was 80's!!!.
everyone was doing that!!!!
You're a legend for commenting this🤣💀🤘🏻
3:55 He accidentally gave consent there.
He gave consent on all of them. She never forced him, just made him an offer.
@godnyx117 that's still considered rape if you're using a power dynamic to control someone. If the roles were reverse your reaction would be incredibly different.
Well, that's not an offer, saying have sex with me or you will never work a day in your life anymore, seems like blackmail to me
@godnyx117
@@karmst1996 I think the least she would get would be Sexual Harassment under "quid pro quo" (I.E. "this for that"), but that would be in the case of the military, I'm not sure how the civilian sector would handle it. 🤔
Although, the judicial system kinda sucks most of the time so she would probably get a slap on the wrist and be done with it. 🙄
@@karmst1996 It's called "taking advantage of your position". Nobody physically forced him. You have all become professional judges in this generation...
"If ThE rOlEs WeRe ReVeRsE yOuR rEaCtIoN wOuLd Be InCrEdIbLy DiFfErEnT."
No, I would not! How about not self-projecting and thinking that everyone is a two-faced hypocrite, just because you are? I know it's shocking, but someone of us have actual values and self-respect... You should get it too!
You know it's a trashy reply when it has so many sheep liking it...
It's kinda sad how relatable this is
How is this relatable💀💀💀💀💀
now I'm concerned
Trust me it could be worse I mean he could’ve got the Redo of healer treatment and have both guys and girls go down on him and have every some imaginable
bro?
@@FRaptor-wl6kubruuhhhh💀💀💀💀
I’m def clapping Mrs Paris instantly
Very much the same buddy
Me too
Sup
Who isn't
You a voluntary victim💀💀
I love how she locks the door, but there's a giant window right to the left lmao
we didn't even think about that, that's actually funny😂 Good catch🤣
The door is to prevent him from escaping
As someone who works in the psychology field, this happens a lot. M&J made it a hilarious skit with a lesson. I've come across men who went through similar matter but also were shrugged off and failed by people who were supposed to protect them. It's sad that men seem to not have a right to feel abused because the abuser is hot or beautiful. What's even worse, fellow men not believing or just mocking them.
"someone who works in the psychology field" . did you lay bricks for a mental hospital?
@@My_Videos_Your_Serenity😐
@@My_Videos_Your_SerenityAre you dumb? Like, you’re dumb aren’t you?
Glad to hear from a psychologist!🤝
Even gay people would be pissed to hear this story
yk if the gender reversed all the kafirs (non muslim) in the world would be pissed
HAHAHAHA for reaaal😂😂 Thx for the hilarious comment!!
As a gay person, I am pissed.
Same
If they ever make spin-off, like turtle-man or something - I would like her as my director/producer!
Oh that's a great idea! They should actually make the shark bot movie too🤣
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Recording for evidence.
Lmao. 🤣🤣🤣
The wooooww that's insane and asking him what he wanted them to do about it really got me. 😂😂😂😂😂
Glad we could make you laugh!
This was fire acting and everything. These guys should start making a lot of UA-cam videos like this.
Thanks for the positive feedback and the insight on how you enjoyed this content. We will keep bringing better and better videos to the channel, and we cant wait to see how these long form videos keep expanding and growing. We've only been posting long form for about 6-7 months now. So we will see what happens in the near future!!!🤙🏼🤙🏼
@@MattAndJustus You guys are unmatched. Brilliance in every video.
damn 😂 08:43
" we should be arresting you "
5:10 notice how one of the cops switch on there walkie talkie so that everyone else can listen in😂
The fact how they got more interested as the story went on makes me laugh!
😂😂😭
Bro tried hiding the car's plate number but I could still see it at 5:50 😂😂
7RGB something something
@@Carlos-vk9zy 💀
@@olagbadunolatunde9815 what’s wrong with
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But you didn't see all of it tho😉
7:11 the big bull part 😂😂😂
That was absolutely funny and did u expect the twin sister coming in and how come matt weren't into it
Justus is the king 😂😂😂😂''you might send me those voice recordings I'm gonna be in my office for 45 mins" 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the first sketch of you guys that also conveys a social message. Great Job :D
Not really. It every man’s dream.
One of the best UA-cam channel😂😂😂
Love you guys from India 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
THANK YOU WE LOVE YOU FROM AMERICA!!!! Also thanks for the compliment we greatly appreciate your feedback!❤❤
8:48 "This is why victims like us never come out" DANG that's deep
5:32 " So late at night"
Literally 7.24pm 😅😅
Gotta freaking love these guys, the shit they come up with, its entertaining, funny, and downright awesome content!! Matt's facial expressions and the tears rolling down his eyes while he described his "horrific" encounters with Ms Paris(and her twin). This is content at its finest!!!! ❤
THANK YOU🙏🏻❤ We love all of you!
Truly a 'It should've been me' moment
100% I bet so many people were thinking that🤣
WE GETTIN OUT OF HOLLYWOOD WITH THIS ONE🔥💀
😂😂😂😂
I love you guys@@MattAndJustus
I like how Matt sounds like Mr.CreepyPasta as soon as the music starts kicking in lol
1:13 Best imitation I've ever seen Lmao.
Dolphin noises 🐬
7:36 that wow got me lol
It was an aggressive WOW hahahaha
And sadly this is real life, if a guy did it to a girl, they get arrested right away, but if a girl does it to a guy, then people assume his gay or ungreatful
thank you for the much longer form video! we love this ❤
Thanks for watching!!
You guys are really good. I'd honestly consider you two to be the modern-day Smosh.
Thanks for the kind words and we are so grateful you watched the video! THANK YOU
This generation is not entirely effed up you see, I myself do pray I fly into a pretty smoking hot predicament like this one😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 we see why
SA is SA, no matter the gender.
Yeah ofc. But this is just a joke.@@oilisdabest7904
@@oilisdabest7904 its a joke
@@SheldorTheGreat its still can be perceived as harmful, though. It's important to recognize that. But your're also right in the way that I clearly miss read the situation which is my bad.
This is one your best videos till date. Top humour! This is the kind of comedy that UA-cam needs more of. Keep up the great work guys
THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!⭐⭐
i love how justus and the rookie cop were all in shock saying “Wowwww” after every flashback 😂
If the roles were flipped the man would have been arrested 😂😂😂
this is so hilarious I've been watching you fellas since your first few UA-cam shorts. I love the longer videos and they're definetly inspirations for jokes that I make both to friends and in scripts for potential videos. You guys keep it up!
Her name is Ally Conant
Love how the cops are like WOOOOOOOWWW after he tells all the parts
Thanks for the feedback glad we could make you laugh!!!🤘🏻
i felt the same as the cops
how the hell is he even gonna complain about that
@7:40 LMAO! The best facial gesture! Too dang funny!
"If anything, I think we should be arresting you.." 💀😭
4:53 Ohh it gets better 😂🤣🤣🤣
Your videos deserve 20 million plus subscribers. They are insanely fun. Keep it going, guys.
First long form one id seen from matt and justus
Hope you enjoy our long form content! We got more coming your way very soon!🤘🏻🤙🏼🎉
OMG A LONG VIDEO OF MATT AND JUSTUS
This is gonna be legendary!!
We got tons more long content coming!!!!!!❤
nice a 9 minute video. Tnx matt and justus for the hard work🙂
Of all the shorts of yours, this one is the best. I was ROFL. 😂😂😂 Unexpected one. Different concept.
I couldn't stop laughing during woooww scenes😂😂😂😂.
💀💀💀💀 glad we could make you laugh
"Man waaaaaoooo" was legendary
reactions were too on point 😂😂
@@thesocialmediagame yea bro 🤣🤣
Our favorite part was Matt's audition hahaha😆
Amazing video guys, you guys are fr the best skit makers! Keep it up 🫡
Matt and Justus are actually crazy bro this is to funny
Love what you guys do. I had a bad day today and you video really cheered me up
Wow we love to hear that.THIS IS WHY WE DO THIS! We want to make people l laugh and forget about their tough day, or bad situations. The world is already pretty negative so comedy is a great way to counter attack the negativity hahaha. Thanks for telling us this and commenting this. It made our day!!!!!❤❤ Stay tuned for more comedy vids!
Hilarious 😂 love the concept, great acting
You guys are the best , can’t miss a day on this channel
4:10 is the funniest part
😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
7:37 too 😂
"Alright son let me clarify this to really get this straight" 7:49
😂😂😂😂
bro straight up roasting hollywood.
The fact that the fact that that she was "on the run anyways" and then was there for 15 minutes is the funniest thing😂
Man this just makes my day props to u guys another banger
this is better than any show netflix could produce
U guys kill it with great content ❤
Leute ich muss sagen, dass Ihr einer der besten Creator auf dieser Plattform seid.
Erinnert mich irgendwie an die alten Zeiten mit Nigahiga und so weiter.
Hab auf jeden Fall abonniert, ich wünsche euch viel Erfolg und alles gute was es mit sich zieht.
The Sky ist the Limit war gestern. 👍
Best video you guys have done yet
Guys this is better than your shorts. Its like a scary movie scene and i love it. Keep doing videos like this guys. I think you will get the atention that you deserve.
AWESOME!!!! Thank you!
These guys knew what they were doing with that thumbnail. Loved the video!
This video made my day. Thanks guys 😂❤
The fact that matt and justus never fail to deliver the best videos
Your contents are simply incredible kudos to Matt&justus from your number one fan in Nigeria 🇳🇬
Thanks all love to Nigeria we love you!!!!!❤🙏🏻
I clicked the video not because of the thumbnail. I am just excited to see Matt and Justus new video. 😅
A like from You guyssss!!!! This made my day. 😭😭
same don't even care about the clickbait thumbnail
😂😂😂😂😂 uhu suuuure
I love yalls videos keep up the great work
I was laughing the whole video!!😂😂 This is funny as heck!!
The officer in blue holding his radio open at the beginning of the first part is craaaazy
😂😂😂😂
This is fucking brilliant so funny lmfao!! Please keep all your videos this long!!!!
I swear I need to see you guys in a movie from Universal or Sony productions, voice actor or live action you guys are one of many great and talented actors on UA-cam to ever live and exist! Keep up the good work and maybe soon you’ll probably actually make it to Holly Wood in real life!
Bro Matt was in an episode of young Sheldon, season 5 episode ten. Matt actually did so good tho. He actually had a good role and a fair bit of screen time interacting with the main characters. I was so surprised when I saw them lmao.
The single most funny UA-cam channel, with original and entertaining content. Aside from that, you're based af. Love you guys
You should be arrested for being ungrateful 😂😂😂
So if a woman does this it's perfectly okay but if a man does it he gets labeled a predator?
@@Spiralredd Relax man it's a joke, we are just joking around here
Ye
@@maximilliano007 well why I haven't see jokes about "women should be arrested for beign ungrateful" about SA? This is the problem, when it happen to man, we joke.
For real tho🤣
This is definitely one of my favorites.
Funny af you guys are the best comedy duo on UA-cam 🤣🤣🤣
The fact there are cars passing by probably going to be “what is going on in there bro”
The problem is that even if he somehow presses the charge...in court the chances of him winning are very low
In fact, it is more likely that he will be attacked back with accusations of harassment
Yes... human laws are indeed unfair
Genius!
You are the best as usual, your stories are better than any Hollywood films❤❤
We greatly appreciate your kind words. You're a legend. THX‼🤘🏻
I love watching your videos bro😂😂😂 it's hilarious
They could not keep a straight face with all of these 😅😂