5 Seconds To Save Stupid People - Die In 100 Ways
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- Опубліковано 8 гру 2019
- You don't have long and this family needs your guidance to avoid death.
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"scuba diving and diarrhea don't mix"
Captainsauce 2019
Stop with the quotes
meme r yes
This is a good rip off of dumb ways to die
The second after I read this I hear Sauce say " scuba diving and diarreha dont mix"
First words:
I’m gonna have a stroke
Oh boy this is gunna be fun
A strok like juice 😭😭
I spelld that wrong
Yes
lol
UmR I think he should play more Minecraft
These comment sections have turned into a bunch of quotes
“I’m gonna have a stroke”
That’s tru
The comments are always the quote from the beginning
Hahaha nice joke
Its just an attempt to get worthless likes
Everyone commenting quotes but we should be starting a petition to give CaptainSauce a new Ipad-
Im watching ads so he can afford a new ipad
I want friends I don’t have any please give me friends I want friends to talk to
@Brandon Raynes yep she doesnt even know our age
Yup
he just got one :)
"I'm gonna have a 'stroke'"! Says Captainsauce as he's playing a SWIMMING LEVEL
"Timmy don't beat your meat"
Captain sauce 2019
Noooooooo timmy
????
I’ve got an idea
It’s a long stretch but..
You could play it on a phone
He plays on emulator so he can show what's he doing, he probably doesn't have a setup to show the phone screen while playing, you know?
@@ShenHibiki except he played battle cats on a tablet
Perhaps 🤔
DERP
@@commissargeko4029 I guess that's why he doesn't play battle cats anymore
Cap: I'll do it I'll have a stroke don't temp me
Who else wants captain sauce to get a mobile device
He has one
me
@@WHEREDIDYOULEARNWHATITMEANS whoooosh
Honestly 🙄 why did he think playing mobile games on a computer would be a good idea?
@@AliceCandyCotton MUCH easier to record.
*THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE WHEN I AM FINISHED*
Didn't you have a tablet specifically for apps in the past? Would definitely fix your tilt problem if you still have it.
Probably more of an editing problem
He never failed the swinging ones though
@@brentbottoms2876 he did
He also had one for mobile masochist
For tabs, do a human only challenge. Spooky and siege are off-limits. Basically any unit that is NOT a human, you cannot use.
yea
I’m gonna have a stroke
*nice*
SUPERLOUIE22 ! How you get bold
vikings and pirates team up: any map; 5 cannons, 3 flintlocks, 2 blunderbuss, 1 bomb thrower, 1 captain,7 berserker, 3 brawler, 5 ice archer
Honestly cannot wait for more raft! But this video really ties over the undying wait lol
Roses are red
BB-8 is round
Its over anakin i have the high ground
Roses are red
Bow down to your master
Children can run,
But Big Bird is faster
Reeses are brown
I have a hound,
I bet you are smarter,
Than a fork in a toster...
Roses are red, violets are blue. Quiet as a mouse, your door unlocked. I’m in your house
Roses are red.
Prepare for disaster.
You can run.
*But I'm always faster.*
Rose's are red
Vliotes are blue
I'm going to get flowers to chew
“Squab diving and diarrhea is not a good mix”-Captain Sauce.
Me: well how would you know
This is my favorite UA-cam Channel and keep up the good work Captain sauce❤️
Always making my day, Definitely want to see more.
Sweet another saucy vid
4:46 I laughed so hard from how much of a perv he sounds xD
These are funny, I’m looking forward to raft though! Don’t let me down 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
@William Mcclung no shit
"A non-poisoned Milf, my favorite type!"
-CaptainSauce, 2019
Starting watching😁😁😁 Been waiting all day!!!😂
Father is here... Captain I loveeee youuuu
Beating a fish to death...... classic
“Every pressure situation just FIST me in the hole”😂😂😂😂😂
Omfg. 😂 This video was amazing. I love this game already.
You know its going to be good when his first words are "im going to have a stroke"
Let's just say Captain sauce already turned his brain into Tomatoes
2:01 best quote ever " im coming im coming"
Hears a quote that that I thought up tell me if somebody already quoted this: "the only man who wishes death to another, is the only one who is too weak to do it."
in tabs turn on hide units clothes and look at the reaper captainsauce it is cool
Someone got a haircut! Looking good, cap!
I love ur videos they r so funny and interesting keep on going
I would love to see more of this game.
He hasn't screwed up a single poison wine event yet.
"I want to pull my hair out!"
CaptainSauce 2019
16:00 sauce having a mental breakdown
I really do love your videos! ❤️
COPPA: "Is ThIs KiD fRiEnDlY cOnTeNt?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Loved the video.... please make more
Selekten revenge
2 reaper
7 sword caster's
4 pumpkin Canon's
30 selekten Archer's
40 skeleton warer
Tribal only
Almost 5 years since cap started his channel!
"I'm gonna have a stroke"
Bc this isn't raft!!!!
I can't handle this , every pressure situation just fists me in the hole
Captainsauce 2019
Budget Cuts 2 comes out on the 12th so maybe Sauce could play it
Home
A place where I can go
To take this off my shoulders
Someone take me home
Home
A place where I can go
To take this off my shoulders
Someone take me home
Someone take me
Look, I didn't power through the struggle
Just to let a little trouble, knock me out of my position
And interrupt the vision
After everything I witnessed, after all of these decisions
All these miles, feets, inches
They can't add up to the distance
That I have been through, just to get to
A place where even if there's no closure, I'm still safe
I still ache from trying to keep pace
Somebody give me a sign, I'm starting to lose faith
Now tell me, how did all my dreams turn to nightmares?
How did I lose it when I was right there?
Now I'm so far that it feels like it's all gone to pieces
Tell…
I turned this seeming poem into a rap song and it's a boo
I would love a new series so I can experience things with you
Try the mobile game My Boyfriend is A Dog, I played it and it's hilariously weird.
This vid is a nonstop toddler tantrum
Love ur vids keep it up!
just found your channel! Great stuff.
Watching you play these kind of games is 100% awesome! You made my hospital stays just that little bit more bearable. Keep up the great work!
Thanks Captain you are my favorite UA-camr
When you quit an caption sauce video to watch a caption sauce video
-sauce 100
literaly me whenever he relises a new video, I just quit a marithon of raft for sauce not having a stroke.
Yeah literally anything I’m watching if there is a new vid I just quit it
Captain 100
Captainsauce the manhole covers has superhero logos on them hey in villains
Pay no mind to how good the cap is at memorizing 6 digit numbers
-I’m gonna have a stroke
-COoL i have a fever right now thanks give me a stroke and a fever
There should always be an option in the setting to disable level that require moving the device
It's not supposed to hes playing on an emulator meaning hes probably playing on a PC trying to emulate a mobile device
@@helensmith8953
One, you replied to a comment that is 2 years ago.
Two, I'm talking about the app itself suppose to have an option in the setting to disable those type of level.
Heck, I believe Dumb Ways To Die has that in it's setting.
@@Zack_Zander IIRC I was responding to the chicken guy, not you sorry for any confusion.
I definitely want to see more
A poor man’s dumb ways to die, with a dash of Disney’s Hades with a style of South Park.
I like these kinds of videos!
4:38 Timmy wants to go home now and be alone...
captainsauce:I'm not gonna let this game get the better of me
The game:you were saying
Let’s beat the fish guys
The captain of sauce which sauce is the best for hotdogs
literally the most simple thing ever put it down asap (chandelier ) Captain Sauce: what does that mean.
Hey ya Cap, I was wondering what emulator you are using because supposedly bluestacks has the tilt functions using the arrow keys. I use memu which i know doesn't have tilt function either which makes game play limited:) trying to help ya so it isn't so frustrating :)
Here are some games that you can play
Tricky test
Tricky Test 2: Genius Brain?
Ice Scream: Horror Neighborhood
Troll Face Quest: Stupidella and Failman
Fancy Pants Adventures
Etc.
That moment when akinator guesses captain sauce and one of the questions was does he play house flipper
*surprised Pikachu face*
Cap, are you going to play budget cuts 2 when it comes out on dec 12?
2 views and 26 likes good captain sauce deserves it
Rude
@@real-moai I meant that he deserves a ton of likes even if it breaks UA-cam
watching a grown man cry is great XD
This game looks fun love this channle
You can use ADB and SCRCPY to wirelessly mirror the screen of an Android device to your computer... Just make sure USB Debugging is enabled in Developer Options and MIDI Device is selected in the notification that should show up when the device is plugged into a computer (which it needs to be initially to connect it wirelessly. I can provide further instructions and the command prompt commands to achive this if you want...
This is so much like dumb ways to die
Just a Weird Question : Do U Gonna Play More Flipline Games Like JackSmith..
When the bath doesn’t have water ha
I like how you call the man taco bell dad
8:12
"WHAT IS THE APPROPRIATE?!"
Oh i dont know *MAYBE THE MARKED AREA?!*
Yeah i know i was so annoyed he didn’t notice that.
I played tho wow your so good at finding small games I love it
This is amazing! !!😁
hey Captain Sauce what emulator do you use for the games.
I can't wait for next raft video
Yes please do another video of this
After mom's knitting club shut down she had to entertain herself with Russian Roulette
If I was the stupid person in need of saving there's no way you'd succeed since I am a constant threat to my own safety. Being alive long enough to type this is nothing short of a miracle.
Also for tabs do the hobbit challenge: only beat the challenge campaign with hobbits
Love the vid
Poor Captain, he needs a shrink now after playing this game
Very fun and amusing game but also rage-inducing. More please! You belong with MIF.
Yes captin sauce
*back when captainsauce had 200k subs and was uploading slime rancher* your content has never failed me since 😂😂
The duck billed platypus has six senses
“Hello taco bell dad”
Captain sauce 2019
*"Squeakyyy cleannn"`*
8:30 :captainsauce or i could double my coins this round
that’s the thickest 2x score I have ever seen
Captinsauce you should play 3 random Christmas games
CAPTAIN 👨🏻✈️SAUCE 🍝
Rip Sauce
The reason the blood is purple or pink, is because in Japan, pink or purple blood keeps game age appropriate.