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  • Опубліковано 6 тра 2008
  • A short, simple video of me demonstrating how I'm able to cheat at dice.
    Enjoy.

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  • @jojobro22
    @jojobro22 8 років тому +1421

    He didn't teach me anything he just showed off the entire time

    • @mwolfman321
      @mwolfman321 8 років тому +17

      No Doubt, Impressive with what he is doing, but I want to see how to roll them to your benefit against the wall like a craps table and see how you can narrow your odds.

    • @zylothecat7449
      @zylothecat7449 8 років тому +36

      okay i will teach you.
      1) buy a special made pair of dice that have only two sixes, two fours and two fives (or two twos, two threes, two ones, which ever one you are trying to get)
      2) replace the special dice with the original dice without your friends knowing
      3) roll your dice and don't let anyone stand and look at the dice from the position behind you! because they will know that your dice faces are duped.
      4) then comes the retrieval phase after you roll, you will grab your dice before anyone touches it. then make a fist to conceal your dice in your fist and then hand over the original ones to your friend.
      and don't keep using the special dice, or your friends will find out! use them only when the stakes are really really high. and don't let anyone record your rolls made with your special dice. (or they will see the pattern, which is not a good sign.)
      this guy in the video is an idiot, he doesn't know how to cheat.
      there is also another way, but i will leave it for next time after you have gained some good experience at cheating. because it gets harder and more punishing if you are ever exposed.
      one thing about gambling: if you ever want to win, NEVER leave it up to luck. always go with 100% chance or something close to it > hence cheat your way to victory.

    • @musicreel7286
      @musicreel7286 7 років тому +8

      I swear i saw the exact same thing in an anime called Kaiji

  • @danielbenayun
    @danielbenayun 14 років тому +81

    this is honestly an example of youtube genius. this video is hilarious man.

  • @Xevics
    @Xevics 8 років тому +542

    yeah u do that in the hood you'll get packed out

    • @jonathanquintana5344
      @jonathanquintana5344 8 років тому +27

      Or shot

    • @robocop207
      @robocop207 7 років тому +56

      I thought the same thing. The people I was around shooting dice would kill you it they caught you cheating. Street shooters have real fast eyes.

    • @shellshock10
      @shellshock10 7 років тому +29

      in the hood you also have to whip the dice against the cardboard.

  • @ccalamuss
    @ccalamuss 14 років тому +58

    "holy shit a fucking eight." lol

  • @1busm
    @1busm 12 років тому +33

    Haha this is pretty funny. Obviously a not live commentary. :P

  • @legendofj1
    @legendofj1 13 років тому +83

    yea he made the video first and then edited his voice in, after he saw what he rolled so he can call every roll. You wanna be amazing? do this with a mirror of u talking in the background

  • @senderradcliffe
    @senderradcliffe 11 років тому +57

    Don't know if it's real or fake, but when he says that higher numbers are easier to roll than easier numbers that's a joke. If you can hold them one way, you can hold them another way. As far as probability, 7 is the most, with 8 and 6 following, then 9 and 5 then 10 and 4 then 11 and 3 then 12 and 2. Everything above and below 7 is exactly equal so I fail to see how a higher number could be easier.

  • @michaelmorrits9621
    @michaelmorrits9621 7 років тому +38

    He said they make you throw the crap across the table 😂😂💀 dead

  • @BeDaBear1
    @BeDaBear1 7 років тому +36

    Unless I'm missing something. I never seen anyone just drop the dice on the table and it count.

  • @cliffwoodruff1794
    @cliffwoodruff1794 8 років тому +70

    He showed how he did it. He aligned the dice in his hand with the numbers he wanted to roll below. He would then shake the dice but they would never leave their original orientation so when he turned his hand over he had a very good chance of rolling what he wanted. That is why he explained he can't do this in Vegas because they make you "whip the dice".

    • @wooitsjack
      @wooitsjack 7 років тому +3

      you can cheat it tho, like if he can throw the dice so like 1 and 6 is up and then it hits the table and bounces, if he did that every time same throw same bounce 1 and 6 up it would always be the same number at the end

    • @MdVaDc
      @MdVaDc 7 років тому +8

      wooitsjack two idiots

  • @oakroyal
    @oakroyal 13 років тому +83

    I wouldn't play against this guy in risk.

  • @CitznSnips
    @CitznSnips 10 років тому +55

    If you're dice don't roll at least half a foot, then I don't allow it. Gravity is what makes dice random, you can't cheat gravity.

    • @Red-sy9lp
      @Red-sy9lp 8 років тому +18

      No but you can understand gravity
      Some cheat dice are weighted making them land on a specific number
      And some people are talented and can manage to control the direction and amount that the dice roll

  • @WhatAboutKenny
    @WhatAboutKenny 13 років тому +15

    he records his voice after rofl

  • @zenusss
    @zenusss 10 років тому +100

    Damnnnn bro!! I did dis trick and got mah self a couple grand from some hoppers down tha street. was all smooth til I got jacked and some1 broke my thumbs. Now ma helps me eat Zoodles every nite

    • @mojobandit55
      @mojobandit55 8 років тому +8

      +zenusss Yea I rememba you nigga

    • @solomonking5097
      @solomonking5097 7 років тому +6

      Shawn Burke I was there too ! He was tap dancing with a broking thumb afterward 😂🖒.....

  • @0TheLightningThief0
    @0TheLightningThief0 7 років тому +7

    Lol this guy is pure savage

  • @J.ThalapathySriram
    @J.ThalapathySriram 11 років тому +1

    one of the Indian epics - Mahabharat has its crux on cheating at dice!! so what you do is as ancient as the hills and yet so cool!

  • @ZanderMistweave
    @ZanderMistweave 12 років тому +3

    Easy. Choke the d20 so that the 1 is facing towards you, with the top of the number towards your middle finger. Choke the die between your palm and finger, then roll, but make sure when you roll, you rotate your hand so that the die merely slides instead of tumbling. Good luck.

  • @anarchyboi184
    @anarchyboi184 8 років тому +2

    Whoop whoop great Milenko

  • @wackcrewpeeps
    @wackcrewpeeps 16 років тому +2

    I think he holds it so that one side is the number he wants then when he rolls hes just like shaking em and not really rolling. when he throws it down turning it over to the side with his number making it bounce a little but not enough the make the dice tip over on another side... thats what i think hes doin.

  • @killerneon302
    @killerneon302 15 років тому +1

    nice voice over

  • @jonathanquintana5344
    @jonathanquintana5344 8 років тому +2

    That was awesome.

  • @ethomfactusest
    @ethomfactusest 13 років тому +1

    deadcombat has your number mate!! Spot on man!

  • @juggalowicejuggalowice3275
    @juggalowicejuggalowice3275 7 років тому +1

    whoop juggalow fam nice video

  • @1000juggalo
    @1000juggalo 12 років тому +1

    nice song choice

  • @devonmaslyn5711
    @devonmaslyn5711 11 років тому +9

    literally lol'd at this video.

  • @akashashen
    @akashashen 11 років тому +3

    Not fake. This is why dice boxes and bubbles exist.

  • @thecritic3959
    @thecritic3959 7 років тому +2

    I'm trying to use this for Monopoly, but how do I roll the two white dices of what I want plus the red dice that has 1-3, Mr. Moneybags and the Bus?

  • @Clinterus
    @Clinterus 12 років тому +5

    This is why people use dice cups, so people can't do this, lol

  • @Batzik94
    @Batzik94 14 років тому +2

    Probably He put in the Sound After Making the vid...

  • @pankanks
    @pankanks 12 років тому +3

    i hold dice in my hands cuffed and PRETEND to shake then i let go of the dice then, vola! you have the same number on the dice when you put it in your hands!

  • @TheMatthewDuvall
    @TheMatthewDuvall 12 років тому +7

    lol "plunk them down" very impressive....

  • @Gio.design
    @Gio.design 14 років тому +1

    its easy record it with out sound and then put an audio to it narrating what will happen i have done it before and it looks great

  • @redpikmin2269
    @redpikmin2269 7 років тому +3

    will he ever make the part 2?

  • @Taronas
    @Taronas 13 років тому

    @scrapykush612 they say it because its true in this case. with these dice tricks unless you have the camera set to show you talking its easy to simply add your voice in there

  • @onwiththeaction59
    @onwiththeaction59 11 років тому +3

    Would definitely pump up your Yahtzee game,in certain spots like straights. Of course then the Yahtzee crowd might turn on you and be mean 'n stuff.

  • @bmacadody9447
    @bmacadody9447 9 років тому +2

    BOSS!!!

  • @TasteForDisaster
    @TasteForDisaster 14 років тому +3

    ok, but there's an actual way to cheat at dice, and it's with "loaded dice" or sometimes called gaffed dice i think. where there is a weight inside one side of the dice, which makes it land on that side, but u have to have a regular one too, one that u switch while playing so no one notices...well w/e not sure if that made sense.

  • @lalalandd123
    @lalalandd123 13 років тому +2

    I eat at monopoly every day. i mean mcdon- no wait i meant monopoly.

  • @splice42
    @splice42 15 років тому +11

    How about you control 2 to 12 in order instead of just shooting random points?
    Yeah, thought so.

  • @BimBumchin
    @BimBumchin 14 років тому

    @postmodernnerd i explain that with two audio tracks in vega/premiere/movie maker. it seems to me that he recorded the commentary after the video.

  • @cs31498
    @cs31498 11 років тому +3

    Mcdonalds box :P

  • @OriruBastard
    @OriruBastard 12 років тому +1

    Can you show me how to throw 20 sided dice in a way that I most of the time will get 20? :D
    That would rock in a D&D game.

  • @beertje6394
    @beertje6394 9 років тому +11

    pls tell us how to do that. pls i want to cheat my friends so hard while where playing monopoly

    • @KINGKEVGAMING
      @KINGKEVGAMING 8 років тому +11

      cook the dice in the oven for ten mins with the number u wanna roll facing up

  • @Deadganon
    @Deadganon 14 років тому

    @Ciukyexacta That just shows what you know, Dice ISNT impossible to control. Im not saying this guy on the video knows how to do it, I know this is a post-commentary video but Dice can be controled, the reason its not controlled in casinos cuz they require you to throw it way across the table and have it HIT THE END OF THE WALL, and that hitting of the wall will randomize the controled dice throw. If you were allowed to just throw short then its possible to control the dice!!

  • @ashlynramdhany955
    @ashlynramdhany955 12 років тому +2

    HOW DID YOU DO THAT I AM A LOSER IN MONOPOLY PLZ HELP

  • @lijit77
    @lijit77 12 років тому +1

    This guy is pretty good

  • @darken27
    @darken27 14 років тому +1

    Post-commentary?

  • @sononia
    @sononia 14 років тому

    ur job must be very interesting

  • @mrredhatter
    @mrredhatter 14 років тому +1

    dubbed your voice on after the initial recording

  • @jdielaras
    @jdielaras 14 років тому +1

    lol the second you rolled 6-2 i rolled 6-2 with my dices ;D

  • @Juggalobshep313
    @Juggalobshep313 10 років тому +4

    Whoop Whoop

  • @MikhailFederov
    @MikhailFederov 16 років тому

    I thought this immediately too lol

  • @Gozleone
    @Gozleone 10 років тому +2

    wipe that table down, it's filthy!

  • @MonteChopsMoney
    @MonteChopsMoney 10 років тому +8

    can you please teach me, that shit is amazing

    • @highsnburgers4862
      @highsnburgers4862 7 років тому +31

      video track first, then the audio track based on the rolls, then put them together
      - a simple trick

    • @selinuenal8678
      @selinuenal8678 7 років тому +2

      HighsNBurgers holy shit i didn't even think of that you're so smart

  • @KingBenjisORdER
    @KingBenjisORdER 12 років тому +3

    aha obvs not a live comm lol

  • @FanArt78
    @FanArt78 14 років тому +10

    you wasted my time

  • @hellllo6
    @hellllo6 12 років тому +1

    Absolutley, I think so too.

  • @Vonzi0000
    @Vonzi0000 16 років тому

    He made the video frist and then he put the sound of himself speaking in it. So he knows what will come.

  • @arupert88
    @arupert88 13 років тому

    Clever!

  • @djshynin
    @djshynin 15 років тому

    ur rite lol u can hear his chair go back then come back up and he didnt move in the video lol

  • @jonathandavenport2500
    @jonathandavenport2500 8 років тому +1

    Is there a part 2?

  • @biotonhr
    @biotonhr 10 років тому +34

    you're funny hahaha you think that we are idiots haha

  • @OM3GAven0m
    @OM3GAven0m 11 років тому +1

    Wtf sick

  • @miguelnava7389
    @miguelnava7389 8 років тому +1

    So how do you do it?

  • @yurme101
    @yurme101 13 років тому

    this shit really works. i destroyed people in craps and gain $300 within one hour.

  • @sk8ter070
    @sk8ter070 12 років тому

    Never playing dice with mike again

  • @CRobbio
    @CRobbio 13 років тому

    The way he commentated after he filmed it, bears a slight resemblance to the sham wow guy. Don't you think?

  • @slurx8476
    @slurx8476 11 років тому +1

    your so funny!

  • @themexicanteen
    @themexicanteen 13 років тому

    dosnt any1 c that some times a # rolls and right after that he says the # like les than a second after the # coms up he says it

  • @BladymirLombardo
    @BladymirLombardo 15 років тому

    er, how would he move in the video? Hes using both hands, so he isnt holding the camera.

  • @ZlGZ4G
    @ZlGZ4G 14 років тому

    he talks in the video after he has already filmed it. He calls the 11 before the dice stop at 3:14

  • @GregorBlonco
    @GregorBlonco 13 років тому

    ur the man

  • @joemorrow8696
    @joemorrow8696 7 років тому

    hi can you show me how to do this trick

  • @trontadonmc2189
    @trontadonmc2189 12 років тому

    please tell us how you do it

  • @MrAdambla
    @MrAdambla 12 років тому +1

    take 478

  • @david102994
    @david102994 13 років тому

    here we see a mans life ambitions summed up to one 3 and a half minute video.
    one way we can tell this is bullshit is that he even bothered to upload this video, if he really had this talent im sure he would have a little more money

  • @sbdunksandjordans
    @sbdunksandjordans 13 років тому +1

    roll a 7 ten times in a row. exactly u cant

  • @calderon686
    @calderon686 14 років тому

    icp they rule

  • @calebg819
    @calebg819 14 років тому

    what is the soccer ball noise

  • @LoneNinja321
    @LoneNinja321 14 років тому

    whats the song when ur talking?

  • @PERFEX96
    @PERFEX96 7 років тому +1

    whoop whoop

  • @jsparkleprincess
    @jsparkleprincess 13 років тому

    hey the 8 stuff worked!wow

  • @TaigaTrancer
    @TaigaTrancer 15 років тому

    MC Donald XXD

  • @SM9090128
    @SM9090128 15 років тому

    Hey what Krizz song is this?

  • @ntforsale
    @ntforsale 11 років тому +1

    My initial thought also. Unless he's just king of filler speech when explaining something.

  • @Leny1777
    @Leny1777 9 років тому

    This video is too damn dangerous.

  • @jthalford27
    @jthalford27 8 років тому +7

    lol how to cheat at dice aka "don't be stupid n come to the hood wit dis shit"😂😂🔫🔫🔫🔫

  • @Ffojt
    @Ffojt 14 років тому

    Yeah, youre so damn gangsta'!

  • @irenelealortiz
    @irenelealortiz 12 років тому

    Where is your "how to cheat at monopoly" video?

  • @jordanwest4474
    @jordanwest4474 11 років тому +1

    How do u do dat?

  • @shahzadmurad3482
    @shahzadmurad3482 8 років тому +2

    will chop those hands .... while on hustle mode

    • @redbird1500
      @redbird1500 7 років тому

      Bro you're fucking Arab. Okay then, "Capone-E".

  • @10cylas
    @10cylas 13 років тому

    I tried to do the thingwith the 3's................i didnt read the comments until the second time i watched this video

  • @SJzimmers
    @SJzimmers 12 років тому

    LIKE!!

  • @samsam2900
    @samsam2900 12 років тому +1

    MMFWCL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @CausticHalo323
    @CausticHalo323 14 років тому

    oh no he aint lieing my older bro showed me how to do this

  • @trollinUtuber
    @trollinUtuber 9 років тому

    yuy

  • @Deadcombat
    @Deadcombat 14 років тому

    you put the audio in after the video

  • @oksevenok746
    @oksevenok746 7 років тому

    i have the same table

  • @DSRT888
    @DSRT888 11 років тому +6

    Well that is very closed minded of you. I find it more interesting when the person that is making the video acts like himself instead of worrying about what people will think of him because he swears on camera.

  • @kalkos
    @kalkos 13 років тому

    LOL he said in gunna roll on 11 and move on...it was a 7