Say NO to Crack, Say YES! to Roller Skating
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- The official commercial for the Roller Kingdom in Reno, NV.
Visit at rollerkingdom.org/
Starring Roller Kingdom Owner and Employees: Brad (Owner/Kidnapper), George (Skate Instructor/Gang Leader), and Julio (DJ/Drug Dealer).
WAIT A SECOND...THE OWNER IS THE SAME GUY THAT'S IN THE VAN! RUN KIDS ITS A TRAP
Omg
And apparently the old gang leader...Is the skating instructor!?
was, the gang leader passed away time ago
Dowsey137 lol
Ik I’m just now seeing that lmao
I like the way that one kid is all like "I say no to meth" and then he paused like he was thinking "well except that one time"
Wait, I thought he said "I so no to Men" lmaooooo 😭
I was thinking, "Well his parents didn't."
@@fluxfreq that little boy is my cosin dont talk like that
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Prison is for people that has never roller skated"
Sincerely, Your Physics Teacher “prison is full of people that has never roller skated”
I guess i never roller skated
I guess I’m going to prison
And for dementors!
its the law you dont roller skate you might go to prison
I lost my cousin to roller skating addiction
Garge I am so sorry. My heart goes out to you and your family. I knew someone that had a roller skating addiction too and it was tough for him to control it. Thanks for rehab he is back on his feet and not on wheels. I’ll keep you in my prayers. Roller skating addiction is a serious matter.
Thoughts and Prayers :)
Is this a joke?
haha 420 likes
I am so sorry for your loss man I hope you can get through what your going through hopefully no one else’s lives get takin away by this evil evil thing my thoughts and prayers go out to you....
I love how the unplanned pregnancy guy is several times older than all the small children shown immediately before and after him.
I think it's a dude that works there
I don’t think that dude has to worry about unplanned pregnancies 😂
Living in his mom’s basement said no to unplanned pregnancy for him.
I was thinking the same thing. And he doesn't support it by choice 🤣
@@IScreamtube Unless it's a 9-year-old girl that went through early pubescence.
My wife is from Reno and just showed me this. She says she learned to skate there. And at 30, she's still skating! Thanks Roller Kingdom. You kept her safe and sober. 😅
Still open to this day. So if you feel her going down the wrong path. ....😅
I've never been more proud to live in Reno.
Same
Saaaaaaaaaame man
Mister Dude lol same my fired is the one who says no to meth
My mother owns a restaurant here in Reno along with her friend called two chicks
Same dude. I even grew up with one of the kids!
lol i like how he really stressed the word ‘unplanned’ as if he wanted to let all the ladies know he’s down for knocking them as long as its on the calendar beforehand 😂
0:57 I say no to meth. Stares at camera I'm sorry I couldn't stop laughing XD
TheFalling Lord He looks like he should be in Breaking Bad >_
I go to school with that kid 🤦🏻♀️😂
TheFalling Lord I have a friend named Meth😂😂
Damn this whole time I thought he said "No to men" 😂😂
@@hallu7477 OH I THOUGHT HE DID TOO OOPS
Unplanned pregnancy says no to him.
+Registered Murse exactly what I thought XD
Your disgusting
He said No to unplanned pregnancy 0:55
@@devontibbitts1515 /r/whoosh
oleoh oh Your mother is.
As someone who lives in Reno, this is pretty fantastic. Yes, I've been to Roller Kingdom. It's pretty nice.
I was in town and went too. Everyone in their looked like they were on acid lol
@@shunnyfit1212 hahahah
roller kingdom is the best
Biggest little city in the world
Yeah roller kingdom is great
I don't believe that one kid said no to meth
ZachAttackOne That kid is in my class and I know him personally
@@thomasgrundy9531 1st grader...
@@dinodude6004 This video is from 2010. Somehow I think that the kid has aged a bit.
@@Bent773 nah he is just gonna be the same age for the rest of his life
@@throbbingdad5193 Because he went roller skating, he said no to aging!
That old man in a gang kills me with laughter
Why. He couldn’t cope after he lost his wife of fifty years and took to graffiti as a way of dealing with his grief, and to keep his mind active as he went through the early stages of dementia
"I said no to meth"
*proceeds to pierce my soul with his gaze*
He said "i say no to man".
@@Apuscus its meth you uncultured non roller skater
I’m ten years sober from unplanned pregnancies all due to roller skating.
Thanks guys ❤❤❤
I wish they would've said "keep kids off the street and wheels on their feet"
Missed opportunity
E lame
🤣
This advertisement had such a huge impact on me that I flew all the way from Europe to Reno, Nevada. I spent my life savings and I do not regret it at all. Not kidding.
11 years later reading your comment. Think it’s pretty awesome.
I totally would have said yes to the gang thing, mainly because they all seemed so friendly and inviting.
Bridge painting is an under appreciated form of self expression
1:04 "MAN!! This roller kingdom is really putting us out of BUIIISSSSNESSSSS!!!!"
The guy who said that used to work at my school.
You said it man, this deal sukks!😭
But ya know what? Maybe we should give up this life of crime and start *ROLLERSKATING*
HE KILLS ME EVERY TIME
Level 100 acting
I like how there's a subtle delay on the kid that says, "I say no meth" at 0:58 This is hilarious, btw.
It's even funnier when you find out that he ended up getting into meth anyways
@@savagecabbage1184 Wait for real?
i tought he said i say no to men lmfao
@@somedude9450yep
"i say no to unplanned pregnancy"
PRISON IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER ROLLER SKATED
I said "No!!!" when it happened too
Unplanned pregnancy says no to you dude.
reddit
I got pregnant when I fell over at a roller disco.
And they are still open! Just went there last weekend, kids loved it!
They had to speed up the end so that the grandpa didn't seem slow.
lol
I was going to send my kids to Roller Kingdom until I saw all of those criminals going there at the end of this video.
Yeah, but if you combine crack, candy, spray paint gangs, meth, unwed pregnancies AND roller skating... man, THAT'S a good time.
Lucky
@Agrolazer there's already a movie about it starting corey haim
😂😭😂🤣🤣
Jet Set Radio has roller skating and spray paint gangs, so it's halfway there
And a sprinkel of explosive diharea
This won best special of effects of 1974. Seriously though, this is awesome
Except the company wasn't made till 1999
ian mc donald Jason's response was meant to be funny--because the special effects were so bad.
OhioAngel
The internet is srs bisness.
m4570d0n yup, lol
ian mc donald right over your head obviously
Wait! They're going to let that guy who wanted the kid to get in his van roller skate with all the kids? Well alright.
He's given up his life of crime,
He's a reformed man!
😂😂😂😂
So if kids go rollerskating, they get to hang out with a drug dealer, a child molester and a gang led by an 80-year-old.
It's awesome how Rhett and Link are doing the opposite of what every advertising exec across the country would do, yet make it work so much better.
that dude in the van was legit my elementary school's janitor
do you have proof?
@@dnkakusei Well I can tell you that his name was Julio and he worked at my elementary school (Pleasant Valley Elementary School) in Nevada. He used to always ride around the school grounds on roller skates and overall was a funny, nice, amusing guy. I’ve heard rumors recently that he is no longer alive though.
@@bbone6844 Oh man, that's quite interesting! He must have been loved by so many people, if he really is dead then that's a shame...
I loved this episode when the little girl started crying and they went into dad mode. ADORABLE!
This is without a doubt, the funniest video ever. Hilarious.. Tears rolling down my face lol
tears roller... skating
They should do a remake of this commercial with the same kids all grown up.
"Prison is full of people that have never rollerskated!" best line in history
I live like 5 mins from this place...
So do I
Jdevy Used to drive past it all the time, just never realized it was there
I live by there too
Me too
Yo I live in Reno too
Doctor: you have 1 minute and 29 seconds left to live
Me:
I cannot convey how much I love this commercial.
I think it's safe to say that this is the best commercial about roller skating EVER!!!
Rhett and Link, this may be the single funniest commercial you two have created. Masterpiece.
I say no to unplanned pregnancy! Kills me every time 😂😂😂
Oh god, I laughed so hard at this. This is the first time I laughed in days, I love this video!
I would join Rhett and links gang anyday
Ikr
Yes
Totally
indeed i would as well.
I grew up at that place but back when it was called King Skate Country. I ended up serving in the military AND going to college! Skating totally works!
It's always been roller kingdom. King skate was in sparks
"I say no to drugs!"
"I say no to gangs!"
"I say no to unplanned pregnancy!"
Wait, what? XD
That’s where all the girls in my neighborhood would go to make out in the parking lot.
even thugs are so nice they have to hold the door
Here cause I just seen this on Facebook and never knew yall did this hahahahaha
0:55 Don't have to worry about that.
“ I wanna be atticted to *ROLLER SKATING NOT CRACK* “
I seriously laughed so hard I cried. Then watched again. Going skating this week. Seems to cure all lol.
Someone played this on a tik tok and I was like "Wait a minute...I've seen this before." Then I remembered you guys made it. And now I'm re-watching all your commercial gems! Brings me back to my college years lol. Why did 10 years go by so fast. 😭
I remember seeing this in high school by my friends as Reno was our hometown and just months ago, back in 2020, I showed this to my cousins who lived in the area and surprised to see the brothers in our town!
I literally screamed when I saw this video cause I live there and I didn't know that you guys have been there!!!
I live their
“Unplanned pregnancy” hit me like a truck
That’s my uncle and his girlfriend was currently pregnant at the time lol
My uncle is the one who said “I say no to unplanned pregnancy “ 😂😂
WAIT REALLY?
Don't knock it until you try it.
He’s my uncle to and his girlfriend was pregnant when he did that
lol I love this commercial, Rhett and Link going gangsta! And the fact that this commercial just feels so retro lol.
Fun fact: The guy who invented roller skates died while roller skating because he didn't have any way to stop.
Let’s go too roller kingdom then
Damn
John Joseph Merlin or James Plimpton? Searched and could only find that Merlin got severely injured.
0:05 i believe that is ibuprofen, i have some just like that at home.
I love this commercial
2024 edit: it still rocks and i wanna rollerskate.
I just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at rhett and link and the grandpas gang. Oh I have tears in my eyes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I say no to meth...........................................................
Okay boys, why am I getting suggested this 11 years later lmao.
It seems like you need to get off crack and start rolled skating
Lmao this is the best ad ever! 🤣
The fact that I can watch a commercial from a small business in Reno, in Australia is pretty amazing.
Yes I understand that is UA-cam's purpose but I'm 38.
I have no words.
I go to Roller Kingdom every year in my hometown, this feels really surreal to watch
0:58 “I say no to meth” *doesnt blink the rest of the clip*
LOL grandpa gangster!
With Rhett & Link
this is so awesome.
I wish UA-cam ads were this entertaining.
The fact that this came out in 2012 makes so much sense, honestly
...Said nothing about LSD.
yeah LSD is bad. I saw my moms tits then next thing I knew I was shooting kids out of a garbage truck
twerksause69 That sounds so much more fun than rollerskating!
VivaCelestia LOL!
Bro ive been skating at this place while trippin on LSD 10/10 would recommend
That's because they're not actually rollerskating!! XD LOL
People say don't take candy from strangers, yet we have a holiday that does exactly that...
Yup. If your extremely lucky you won't get drugged candy, if your exceptionally lucky your parents will throw out your candy.
wow never realized that before
Ideally, Halloween candy should come from your neighbors, not strangers.
J Garcia I once took candy from a stranger. I didn't eat it. He gave my brother a like, 100 dollar pocketknife.....
YES
Im from Reno!!! I saw this years ago but had no idea it was Rhett and Link who put it together!!!!!!!!
MIND BLOWN!
I lived in Reno And used to go to roller kingdom omg 😂😂😂
Our roller rink is closing down, what will become of our youth?
I love your comment
NO NO THEY WILL ALL DO CRACK!! WE HAVE TO STOP THIS!
That guy will have an unplanned pregnancy
Easy. Prison.
This is the best commercial ever!!! Share it everywhere!!
Could be the greatest commercial ever.
Who's here because of 2020 and this clip is making its rounds on fb and youtube again lol
it took me till the second time the gang guys showed up to realize this was a Rhett and Link sketch
"Hey kid, wanna buy some blades?"
"No. Blades are for skating…ya dingus."
one problem.. doesn't that ending imply that the x-kid-napper would be roller skating with your children....
But they said they stopped their life of crime.
...but they may not be able to help their inner urges.
*Norm mom walks by not noticing this is a commercial*
Norm Mom: "Get away from this child!" *takes out pepper mace and maces em*
Directors:"WHOAH CALM DOWN THIS IS A COMMERCIAL!!!"
how have i only just found this video, it's absolutely rife with meme potential
I feel inspired to quit my life of crime and start roller skating instead
😂😂😂
"I say 'No!' to unplanned parenthood"
me: "Ha! Yeah yah do"
Yall need to REALLY need to bring back these commercials.
I used to go to this roller rink every weekend when I lived in Nevada!
Kitty Kit Games I go there every Friday and Saturday right now
The kid who said, “I say no to meth.” definitely looked suspicious as if he’s done meth or something.
I love how the old dude at the end just stands there for a second while all the others are going inside
Good thing I roller skated at least once as a child.
0:55 "I say no to unplanned pregnancy"
Dude, me too!
Great Commercial... We need more commercial like this. Even for other commercial enterprises..... Thank you Roller Kingdom....
mkay so my band teacher played this in class saying we would watch a video on tuning instruments and everyone died when this played
This feels like the type of commercial Saul Goodman would make if he never became a criminal lawyer
Prison is for people who hasn't rollerskater
Hally Wondle well....
Is ice skating ok or am i on thin ice
No to unplanned pregnancy 🤣🤣🤣
i live in reno and i come here all the time, i love this commercial so much
is it only me or does the guy that tried to lure one of the kids into his van also owns a rollerskate company?
How would you know?
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
yeah, he is actually pretty cool
I wasn't looking that the video when that kid said "I say no to meth." I thought he said "I say no to men." I was very confused.
Same😂
Same here but i was looking at the video.
Make more ads for local small businesses already! GMM is great and all but, me personally watches much more infrequently unlike the past. Love to see more of this. Thanks dawgs
I say no to un planed pregnancy
Un
That older kid is defiantly not going to have to worry about an unplanned pregnancy hahahahahahahaha!
I am pretty sure he still works there that's sad because i still see him there
2012 was such a simple time take me back