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  • @failarmy
    @failarmy  4 місяці тому +68

    Who made the best attempt and should try again?

    • @annmarie1689
      @annmarie1689 4 місяці тому +8

      22:11 try again!

    • @Hamsterpa
      @Hamsterpa 4 місяці тому +2

      BRO U TRY 5:11

    • @Eva_Braun8814
      @Eva_Braun8814 4 місяці тому +3

      I don't understand why they involve animals in their BS. You shouldn't post those videos in your channel, because you are only encouraging other people to try to do the same.

    • @doofydoinkoof
      @doofydoinkoof 4 місяці тому +1

      5:31 Nice try bub, DO IT AGAIN

    • @Lampe2020
      @Lampe2020 4 місяці тому +4

      18:50 He handled his fail very professionally, just keep goin'!

  • @G00gLe_was_my_idea989
    @G00gLe_was_my_idea989 4 місяці тому +17

    16:16
    Seriously wholesome father son moment, brought a smile to my face.
    Lil dudes absolutely loving life right now (then)

  • @lambert4116
    @lambert4116 4 місяці тому +565

    I always think that the vast majority of 'noone was harmed' were definately harmed.

    • @ForgetfulPaladin
      @ForgetfulPaladin 4 місяці тому +46

      should say "No one was un-alive'd"

    • @ElyPenner
      @ElyPenner 4 місяці тому +27

      Or in every single clip where it's not stated. Everyone involved is just harmed beyond recognition

    • @AbradolfLincler
      @AbradolfLincler 4 місяці тому +12

      no no.. it's when it's not there, you have to assume they died

    • @abradfordajb
      @abradfordajb 4 місяці тому +15

      These video posters insert these silly " No One Was Harmed " text blurps apparently because they're afraid UA-cam will censor them if it's not included.

    • @Simon-xc5oy
      @Simon-xc5oy 4 місяці тому +5

      I always say - No one was harmed....but someone was killed....

  • @Papadarculas
    @Papadarculas 4 місяці тому +224

    No one was harmed ❌
    No one died ✅

  • @mileshunter3280
    @mileshunter3280 4 місяці тому +157

    Fav part is always the "no one was harmed" appearing over 1080p evidence of someone being harmed.

    • @Waaitandsee
      @Waaitandsee 4 місяці тому +1

      right!

    • @bartlett2335
      @bartlett2335 4 місяці тому

      failarmy either doesn't grasp English or is just flat out lying because they think that'll do them well with UA-cam

    • @RoundShades
      @RoundShades 4 місяці тому

      UA-cam bots be dumb enough to take it, I say stick it to the bots lol. Move my bricks while I make art, techyboi.

    • @TowGunner
      @TowGunner 4 місяці тому +3

      FailArmy making sure they remain monetized. If there was a narrator on this channel, I’d bail.

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 3 місяці тому

      180p?
      no, 240 in the courtroom

  • @allegory7638
    @allegory7638 4 місяці тому +86

    Riding your dirtbike on a suspended rope into a van is pretty hard to beat.

    • @Waaitandsee
      @Waaitandsee 4 місяці тому +2

      🥰😍

    • @Watchyn_Yarwood
      @Watchyn_Yarwood 4 місяці тому +2

      Totally agree!! 100% the best clip!

    • @klasandersson7522
      @klasandersson7522 4 місяці тому +5

      I say walking a tightrope wearing high heals is a pretty good contender... 😎

  • @elliottcooper6205
    @elliottcooper6205 4 місяці тому +39

    Anybody else notice that the guy at 25:40 jumped over an alligator, or just me?

    • @Short_N_Simple
      @Short_N_Simple 4 місяці тому +3

      I hope the alligator should have said "hi" by opening the mouth just before he jumps that would have been hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @FaaaaaaaQ2
      @FaaaaaaaQ2 4 місяці тому +1

      Pitfall Harry.

  • @Kimikikat
    @Kimikikat 4 місяці тому +145

    “No one was harmed” is some weird way to assume that someone getting crushed by a car or getting flipped and dropped on their head is fine.

    • @gorillazhead
      @gorillazhead 4 місяці тому +8

      It's to keep the jackoffs that run the channel from getting demonetized.

    • @jwilliam2255
      @jwilliam2255 4 місяці тому +5

      "No one survived" is usually more accurate.

    • @TMaxMoment
      @TMaxMoment 4 місяці тому +2

      I always think that the vast majority of 'noone was harmed' were definately harmed.

    • @Christuscg
      @Christuscg 4 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @DC-pp8xf
      @DC-pp8xf 4 місяці тому

      @@TMaxMomentWhat is noone?

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 4 місяці тому +6

    Lets take a moment to appreciate the cameraman/woman following the rollerbladers and skateboarders. They were able to maintain focus on their subject, while maintaining the same speed, and staying balanced on their own skates or boards.

  • @pauly540
    @pauly540 4 місяці тому +54

    Don't worry *No one was harmed* , meanwhile people face planting into the road 😅

    • @OfficialJalenSmith
      @OfficialJalenSmith 4 місяці тому +1

      is my music fire ?

    • @DarkFrozenDepths
      @DarkFrozenDepths 4 місяці тому +5

      It's why when I see "no one was harmed", I assume that "everyone was harmed"

    • @userer4579
      @userer4579 4 місяці тому

      @xeofang No, it's shite; like his mum.

    • @habibifather7681
      @habibifather7681 4 місяці тому

      I love you cookie monster!

    • @habibifather7681
      @habibifather7681 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@OfficialJalenSmith no it's not bro.. it's 💩

  • @Randomizer939
    @Randomizer939 4 місяці тому +49

    IMO some of these videos should occasionally have text:
    *Someone got harmed*

  • @shotwall
    @shotwall 4 місяці тому +137

    Ah, took me a second before I realized this is essentially "People are Awesome Vs FailArmy".

    • @OfficialJalenSmith
      @OfficialJalenSmith 4 місяці тому +1

      is my music fire ?

    • @MattRevs
      @MattRevs 4 місяці тому +1

      Not if you pester people about it on random comment sections on random videos. ​@@OfficialJalenSmith

    • @lcephoenix
      @lcephoenix 4 місяці тому +20

      Ah. Now that makes sense. I'd rather it'd be without the successful clips though, ngl...

    • @userer4579
      @userer4579 4 місяці тому +9

      @@OfficialJalenSmith No, it's shite.

    • @EstherAndTheStraightRazo-rq8sd
      @EstherAndTheStraightRazo-rq8sd 4 місяці тому +4

      @OfficialJalenSmith; nah bruh.

  • @fairybuddy-angel2035
    @fairybuddy-angel2035 4 місяці тому +25

    Those kids with their home made gravity go kart are just the best.

    • @splatninja9447
      @splatninja9447 3 місяці тому

      Soap box Derby cars. Never heard them be called gravity go karts, as they have no go.

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 4 місяці тому +54

    Everyone of the skilled people pulling off amazing moves was once an amateur having painful wipeouts...

  • @SuperGiantGeckosLLC
    @SuperGiantGeckosLLC 4 місяці тому +7

    Karate bro leg sweeping the target holder to get the target lower was
    Gold!

  • @OldMan854
    @OldMan854 4 місяці тому +42

    That damn bowling ball coming at the camera actually caused me to duck.

    • @highwayman8180
      @highwayman8180 4 місяці тому +2

      Yeah I flinched at that one too!

    • @Tribecasoothsayer
      @Tribecasoothsayer 4 місяці тому +3

      Yo, I flinched at that too! Nearly dropped my phone 😂

    • @mightyluv
      @mightyluv 4 місяці тому +2

      And I thought I was the only one.

  • @JGKingCrusher
    @JGKingCrusher 4 місяці тому +11

    If there's one thing these videos show me, it's that protective head gear is a MUST. Thumbs up for all the smart daredevils that protect themselves!

  • @bongobob00
    @bongobob00 4 місяці тому +19

    Whenever they put: "No one was harmed" Someone was definitely harmed. Should just put: "Nobody was killed"

    • @somadozebananas7080
      @somadozebananas7080 4 місяці тому +2

      I just hope they end up putting nothing, removing the text at the bottom entirely. I don't desire that anyone be harmed, but the messages don't help or change anything.

  • @FremontRailMedia
    @FremontRailMedia 4 місяці тому +8

    0:27 That moment will become a very important one in the history of cars forever.

  • @dougwint
    @dougwint 4 місяці тому +3

    5:10 , you're welcome.

  • @MattJasa
    @MattJasa 4 місяці тому +3

    6:15 As a videographer I noticed something odd about this clip. I pulled it up with software and found the sound is way off on the 2nd shot.

  • @alexandershijaku2580
    @alexandershijaku2580 4 місяці тому +1

    My Australian top 10 of the week
    10. Troye Sivan - Honey
    9. Benjamin Ingrosso - Look Who's Laughing Now
    8. Sabrina Carpenter - Please Please Please
    7. Tommy Richman - Million Dollar Baby
    6. Hozier - Too Sweet
    5. Gregory Porter - Dry Bones
    4. Mark Ronson & Lucky Daye - Too Much
    3. Alfie Templeman - Broken
    2. Reamonn - Free Like The Ocean
    1. Purple Disco Machine & Mind Enterprises - Exotica

  • @MarcusDestura
    @MarcusDestura 4 місяці тому +1

    This discussion is absolutely captivating! It's like diving into an ocean of intellect and insight.

  • @knine1652
    @knine1652 4 місяці тому +6

    I love this format! Show how it should be done, followed by failed attempts.

    • @mikemcconeghy4658
      @mikemcconeghy4658 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, took me a minute to figure it out. I kept thinking, "That was a win, not a fail."

  • @BLX187
    @BLX187 4 місяці тому +4

    14:53 best skateboard grind ive ever seen

  • @fillg
    @fillg 4 місяці тому +11

    23:30 I jumped so bad! 🤣🤣

  • @TristyenMangan
    @TristyenMangan 4 місяці тому +33

    Car flips over and gets flattened.. no one was hurt

  • @wrighty338
    @wrighty338 4 місяці тому +16

    Mess around, no one was harmed

  • @SamSeth
    @SamSeth 4 місяці тому +10

    The juxtaposition of perfectly executed stunts followed by shit right out of napoleon dynamite is mint

  • @x5-acousticguitarstuff.2
    @x5-acousticguitarstuff.2 4 місяці тому +5

    1:42 The Chinese Home made Flintstone Scooter with the Kids was the Best.

  • @thegray5730
    @thegray5730 4 місяці тому +12

    22:50 Mom wtf are you doing out there?

    • @seansturgill4869
      @seansturgill4869 4 місяці тому +4

      Exactly! I've heard of very pregnant women who will bounce on the small, in-home trampolines, but her out there doing flips and stuff? Nope. That'll kill that baby if she's unsuccessful

    • @Ruslan_davudov_photography
      @Ruslan_davudov_photography 4 місяці тому

      Maybe she is just fat

  • @fihr-TotalIdiotsAtWork
    @fihr-TotalIdiotsAtWork 4 місяці тому

    Your videos are absolutely entertaining 😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @Vincetheprinces
    @Vincetheprinces 4 місяці тому +4

    You guys do an excellent job with your videos... do yas realize you got a bunch of channels reposting your content ??

  • @BERSERKTHIRD
    @BERSERKTHIRD 4 місяці тому +3

    1:07 I like it when @failarmy writes "no one was harmed" when I see a guy falling off his motobike and getting hurt from falling on the asphalt.

  • @yournightmare9999
    @yournightmare9999 4 місяці тому +6

    18:12 I didn't know Tony Hawk also rode a bike

  • @geriazan
    @geriazan 4 місяці тому

    Humans cannot overcome nature, but... when watching videos like this... it doesn't seem like there's a war going on somewhere... This is truly a video of peace..."

  • @jeffsancricca7041
    @jeffsancricca7041 4 місяці тому +8

    Who else flinched at the bowling ball?!!

    • @jeepliving1
      @jeepliving1 4 місяці тому +1

      yup

    • @williamwebb655
      @williamwebb655 4 місяці тому +1

      Me

    • @Waaitandsee
      @Waaitandsee 4 місяці тому +1

      me also

    • @Waaitandsee
      @Waaitandsee 4 місяці тому

      @@williamwebb655 i also

    • @mightyluv
      @mightyluv 4 місяці тому

      I’m glad I wasn’t watching on the big screen, probably woulda had a heart attack or jumped behind the sofa…

  • @BlenderStudy
    @BlenderStudy 4 місяці тому

    Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! 19:29 I know that scratching feeling. I went through that when I fell off a 3 wheeled skateboard to the asphalt road about 10 years ago. I landed on my hands and lost a huge chunk of skin from the palms to elbows. 🥶 I vowed I would never ride a 3 wheeled skateboard again.

  • @eviloss60
    @eviloss60 4 місяці тому +10

    So many hospital flips 😂

    • @OfficialJalenSmith
      @OfficialJalenSmith 4 місяці тому +1

      is my music fire ?

    • @userer4579
      @userer4579 4 місяці тому

      @@OfficialJalenSmith It's garbage, like your parents.

  • @splatninja9447
    @splatninja9447 3 місяці тому

    0:28
    "I got a lambo, im going to go race it and win easy peasy"
    Guy in a truck
    "This is the difference between cost, and worth."
    Also, did fruit boots make a comeback? Theres a lot more people wearing skates recently

  • @kevinmuchemi1867
    @kevinmuchemi1867 4 місяці тому +3

    14:11 I like how the skater decided where to fall 😂

  • @FunnyFA150
    @FunnyFA150 4 місяці тому +1

    Watching this with my family turned our evening into a laughter-filled party!

  • @acapasancosas6497
    @acapasancosas6497 4 місяці тому +8

    * NO ONE WAS NOT HARMED *

  • @pauldennis2420
    @pauldennis2420 4 місяці тому

    The love and positivity here is overwhelming. God bless you all!

  • @oneiros1401
    @oneiros1401 4 місяці тому +23

    0:45 "I got that" LMAO! There's probably 100 other people who got that as well.

    • @GagzoD82
      @GagzoD82 4 місяці тому +4

      100 or 100%? Seems any event nowadays nearly every single person is obsessed with living their life through a 2" screen.

    • @OfficialJalenSmith
      @OfficialJalenSmith 4 місяці тому +1

      is my music fire??

    • @kaspervestergaard2383
      @kaspervestergaard2383 4 місяці тому +4

      @@OfficialJalenSmith It's dogshit.

    • @OfficialJalenSmith
      @OfficialJalenSmith 4 місяці тому +1

      @@kaspervestergaard2383 nah on my father you disrespectful

    • @kaspervestergaard2383
      @kaspervestergaard2383 4 місяці тому

      @@OfficialJalenSmith Why not on your mother? Too broad a subject?

  • @Fingerpainter1170
    @Fingerpainter1170 20 днів тому +1

    1:09 that got to hurt

  • @lastmanstanding5423
    @lastmanstanding5423 4 місяці тому +4

    15:50 - this dude killed me.... lolollololol... _"it doesn't work"_ he said hahahahaha

  • @dmreddragon6
    @dmreddragon6 4 місяці тому +1

    I am impressed by the guy water-skiing on his bare hands, and doing push ups-seriously impressive!

  • @sweet_amir
    @sweet_amir 4 місяці тому +3

    1:15 Stop making boring clips like this :) Ty

  • @KonejoSuicida
    @KonejoSuicida 4 місяці тому

    For all of those snowboarders, riders, skaters and more fails, keep pushing! Youre doing awesome 🤜🏻

  • @joelmoses565
    @joelmoses565 4 місяці тому +3

    That Martial Arts 🥋 fail was hilarious.🤣🤣🤣

    • @CelestialStar-Animations
      @CelestialStar-Animations 4 місяці тому

      Yes, I was once a martial artist, so those were gold XD
      Not ever really once did I see any of my classmates fail lol

  • @WDMurphy
    @WDMurphy 4 місяці тому +1

    10:23 That trampoline has the safety net removed BUT
    the worst part is with it removed there are pipes all around the edge just asking to FK someone up.

  • @facetiouslyinsolent8313
    @facetiouslyinsolent8313 4 місяці тому +3

    Using bands for any thing they weren't meant for or lifting without using collars makes you not only an idiot but a danger to those around you.

  • @psychosoma5049
    @psychosoma5049 4 місяці тому +2

    1:17 what actually was the fail?

  • @Tribecasoothsayer
    @Tribecasoothsayer 4 місяці тому +4

    Remember, all those who’ve succeeded have also failed 😊

  • @koviyovas8325
    @koviyovas8325 4 місяці тому

    FUCK AROUND, FIND OUT
    KEEP IT REAL FailArmy

  • @harryschaefer8563
    @harryschaefer8563 4 місяці тому

    Most impressive trick: backwards toe-hold bare hand water skiing! Most impressive of all: the legs of the backward skating roller skating girl!

  • @Master-Blaster-4x4
    @Master-Blaster-4x4 4 місяці тому +3

    Some of these are awesome successes and NOT fails

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 4 місяці тому

      That's the idea. See how it's done, then show fails of the same stunt.

  • @cedricnoblet6912
    @cedricnoblet6912 4 місяці тому

    1:15 -> 1:36 deux styles différents mais toutes les deux aussi mignonnes! Une préférence pour la deuxième même!

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 4 місяці тому +4

    Ponder just how much stupid 💩 was missed before mobile phone cameras existed.
    .... and safely regulations were weaker.

  • @ricopedrajrs
    @ricopedrajrs 2 місяці тому +1

    Can you stop with the No One Was Harmed BS? Thank You!

  • @theIMEAN
    @theIMEAN 4 місяці тому +9

    Everyone was harmed 😂

  • @ericsoucie2865
    @ericsoucie2865 4 місяці тому +1

    1:30
    Shake it
    Shake it
    Like a polaroid picture.

  • @lin_plaYzzz
    @lin_plaYzzz 4 місяці тому +3

    *NO ONE WAS HARMED* , I think they can feel pain

  • @CiioZuoi
    @CiioZuoi 4 місяці тому

    The way you present is very easy to understand.

  • @Babazerker
    @Babazerker 4 місяці тому +3

    Stop putting "no one was harmed", you just making it out as if you're lying.

    • @Hamsterpa
      @Hamsterpa 4 місяці тому

      Bro 5:11

    • @dannydaw59
      @dannydaw59 4 місяці тому

      Nothing permanently debilitating. Just bruises.

  • @sonnyfabich2226
    @sonnyfabich2226 4 місяці тому

    A lot of goofs to be sure but about 30% of these are well-done stunts, and commendable.

  • @cp4512
    @cp4512 4 місяці тому +5

    3:16 😂😂😂

  • @frogsoda
    @frogsoda 4 місяці тому +2

    I like this format. show 1 person doing it perfectly. And then 2 or 3 other people just completely freaking baggin' it!😅

  • @MiraSC
    @MiraSC 4 місяці тому +27

    That pregnant woman doing flips on a trampoline was one of the dumbest most irresponsible things I have seen in a while.

    • @missymissy5921
      @missymissy5921 4 місяці тому +2

      😂 She did 1 flip, very carefully. And the danger isn't to the baby, but to the pregnant person. Fetuses are safe and sound inside, protected by amniotic fluid, tissue, fat, muscle.

    • @MiraSC
      @MiraSC 4 місяці тому +5

      @@missymissy5921 Amniotic fluid doesn't prevent the force of bouncing on a trampoline.

    • @Jake-yy9fg
      @Jake-yy9fg 4 місяці тому +2

      I agree. unbelievably stupid.

    • @jeepliving1
      @jeepliving1 4 місяці тому

      Probably counting on getting enough social media clicks to pay for the kid's college. Assuming the kid didn't get brain damaged in utero.

    • @guardianoffire8814
      @guardianoffire8814 4 місяці тому +6

      Maybe its a new improvised abortion method that internet is promoting...

  • @Pureignition58
    @Pureignition58 4 місяці тому +2

    1:41 Feeling the true Ricky Bobby spirit with this one.

  • @68orangecrate26
    @68orangecrate26 4 місяці тому +5

    Grabbing a Bud Light is the ultimate fail…

  • @paradoxical33
    @paradoxical33 4 місяці тому

    as usual *NO ONE WAS HARMED* is always a very trendy topic in the comments section!

  • @Zoxfy
    @Zoxfy 4 місяці тому +7

    why do people have to be so dumb 😂

    • @dodger2829
      @dodger2829 4 місяці тому +2

      It's in the job description.

    • @isukatgemz2166
      @isukatgemz2166 4 місяці тому

      Idk some of these people aren’t dumb they’re just “Living like Larry”.

    • @jdogg448
      @jdogg448 4 місяці тому

      I'm glad, it means we have funny videos to watch.

  • @imo8628
    @imo8628 4 місяці тому +1

    AAHH some can while others just shouldn't !😅

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 4 місяці тому

      Or are still learning....those that were beautifully successful once failed over and over.

  • @TenTalentsTrading
    @TenTalentsTrading 4 місяці тому +4

    The first 30 seconds was good. (That's what she said.) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @boatsnhulls7795
    @boatsnhulls7795 4 місяці тому +1

    Hey, that’s my Jeep at 38 seconds! Crazy that clip is still going around 10 years later.

  • @Funnyloi7
    @Funnyloi7 Місяць тому

    You have such a great sense of humor! 😂

  • @abusamra47
    @abusamra47 4 місяці тому +3

    I really hate to see my self on this channel. Did you know if you click twice on this comment it leaves a like on it.. Try it out click twice

  • @gymmmorey4458
    @gymmmorey4458 4 місяці тому

    OMG 23:30!

  • @GhorigOfTheHranFel
    @GhorigOfTheHranFel 4 місяці тому +2

    3:49 RIP Josh Neuman, you are still missed

  • @justinng5696
    @justinng5696 4 місяці тому

    5:44 this is how you use the sword. And 5:51 this is not how you use the sword

  • @tommajor1013
    @tommajor1013 4 місяці тому

    finally something fresh

  • @hdhtomato2706
    @hdhtomato2706 4 місяці тому

    It's so comforting to watch these videos🥰🥰

  • @miss3305
    @miss3305 4 місяці тому +1

    I like this format.

  • @TheMadMurf
    @TheMadMurf 3 місяці тому

    0:13 what's the fail?

  • @gottagift
    @gottagift 4 місяці тому +2

    Love how you do the "expectation" video's followed by the "reality" one.

  • @misseselise3864
    @misseselise3864 Місяць тому

    it’s wild that yall will say no one was harmed in videos of people flipping cars w no airbags or seatbelts

  • @WaaDoku
    @WaaDoku 4 місяці тому

    I really start to believe that the people who make these compilations just edit in **nobody got harmed** to keep people calm even though they have no idea if people were harmed or not...

  • @valkyrieweaver9004
    @valkyrieweaver9004 4 місяці тому

    some incredible talent out there

  • @AzureAlliance31
    @AzureAlliance31 4 місяці тому +1

    FailArmy is losing its purity; wins don't belong here!

  • @roccosophie6498
    @roccosophie6498 2 місяці тому

    That heart pool table dude is epic! Purely unadulterated seamless talent.

  • @boothbytcd6011
    @boothbytcd6011 4 місяці тому

    Why does Fail Army bother putting subtitles? They are 100% always obviously wrong.

  • @DaveDexterMusic
    @DaveDexterMusic 4 місяці тому

    many of these clips are people neither messing around OR finding out. how is a man successfully surfing with his dogs, or a woman doing pullups, in this compilation?

  • @ricksanchez3204
    @ricksanchez3204 4 місяці тому

    15:54 it definitely does / would work you just need to be much stronger

  • @j.verfaillie5742
    @j.verfaillie5742 3 місяці тому

    5:12 Who dares to say that women tolerate pain better and that men are petty?

  • @Wolf88888
    @Wolf88888 4 місяці тому +1

    "No one was harmed" -- except the people seriously injured, crippled, and humiliated.

  • @YTEdy
    @YTEdy 4 місяці тому

    That flintstone model is quite something at 1:40

  • @diadora9292
    @diadora9292 4 місяці тому +1

    Just remember, all these people that mastered their craft, failed and failed time and time again. It’s just that the fails are funny as Hell😂

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 4 місяці тому

      Yep. Those that failed will one day be in clips of people doing it amazingly well.

  • @drew65sep
    @drew65sep 4 місяці тому

    Yup...asphalt burns still suck. Lard + Gravity/Water = FAIL