When the Ouya came out I so adamantly wanted one and I begged my dad to get one for my birthday, and honestly I got more playtime out of it than probably anyone should have- but that was because I just ended up using it to emulate snes games. This game Hardtime was so insane though, I really wish they would have played that. It was this insane prison simulation game where you could shit and piss on people. That was a true classic
Mdickie is a lord amongst man. Funnily enough, he made a wrestling game, might be the best wrestling game ever if youre willing to forgo graphics and simulation. Just a super customizable fun wrestling game, with a super deep singleplayer. MDickies game still got that weirdness to it too, I recommend watching like jerma or someone play it, its a really good game and its super fun to watch
Not that anyone is ever going to play the Ouya ever again but, I do remember from playing my own Ouya that the controller would lag horribly if something was blocking the signal from the controller to the Ouya.
My first OneyPlays video ☺️. Thank you UA-cam for recommending the funny scree boys to me whenever these originally came out. Otherwise I would’ve missed out on all the laughter and haha funni’s created by Chris and the boys.
@@Jeremy-lu6wo Why are you here then? I know that this channel is just milking itself for money right now, but Chris is funni, and I want to support funni, they clearly need it right now because of the chaotic year with not enough recording sessions.
@@Jeremy-lu6wo If you want some sort of consistent feed of new content then watch game grumps. But we all know why you don't want this to be like Game Grumps. Because Game Grumps stopped being funny years ago. OneyPlays would have the same fate eventually if it didn't change. The reason why uploads are not consistent anymore is precisely because Chris and everyone on this channel have not made their lives surround their let's play like Arin Hanson did. This channel has maintained a certain level of quality over a really long period, and that is why I love it. Because even after DD and Jewls, the channel did not stop being great, it got even better this year with Zach and Lyle, just less consistent.
It's 2021 and I just realized the oldmn voice I have used to annoy my wife for almost 3 years now was from this playthrough. I have been forbade from using it anymore... so I'll just send her this now!
14:07 Can you imagine getting the new pokemon games and wean you first start it up. It tells you to press start. But there no start botton on the controller
I did a 5 second rewind at 58:45 when Julian was in the middle of asking "has anybody ever pulled this off" and I got to hear, "Has anybody ever- tasted so crispy."
Ouya Ouya! Dreamin! Don't give it up Oney! Dreamin! Don't give it up Dingdong! Dreamin! don't give it up Julian-don't givit givit up givit up givit NO!!!
It's what Jessy said when Woody catched her and Buzz fucking Woody is still traumatized not by this sight that implies something horrifying about toys but by that awful near ilegal joke
This console reminds me of way back in the day when sites like Coffee Break Arcade and Pop Cap had web browser games, and for every decent one there's be like 30 terrible janky weird-ass games like Tetris with condoms or some shit like that.
@@abyssmo8692 I hate to sound negative but her LinkedIn account makes little to no mention of the Ouya. Defiant till the end, well maybe till Razor comes in and stops everything. This console is a perfect example of how bad something can get if crowdsourced with no oversight to regulate the means to create good content. There's a reason Valve, Nintendo, X-box/Windows, and PlayStation exist and why the Dreamcast/Ouya does not.
I forgot what the Hey Arnold font looked like because it had been years since I'd seen the show, so I looked it up and came upon my new favourite thing to look up on Google; Hey Arnold fan art.
Does anyone else rewatch the complete series over and over because it brings them consistency and stability in an otherwise hellish reality?
Yes. I repeat these videos literally nonstop because of work. Great background noise.
yes, the kingdom hearts ones lmao.
Yes 100% yes. They’re great to fall asleep to and then revist so you can watch what you fell asleep to 😂😂
thought i was the only one
@@wansino69 aww ye
These "Complete Series" things are awesome for when you're sick and want to die.
cda2369 wtf I’m actually sick right now and this is perfect :’(
I've been sick (and pretty much bedridden) for a week now and I'm just binging oneyplays
i'm glad we can all come together for a common goal of watching funni bois play games when we're sick as fuck :') i'm sick rn too ugh
Plot twist, you die anyways after the scream boi
I'm dead.
I love how Chris said "That Dragon, Cancer" like "that dragon-cancer" as though the game is *about* dragon cancer.
I made the dragon cancer joke as Kaiser Upsock.
I assumed it was about dragon cancer
i remember seeing the tubers playing it back in the day and apparently it's a very emotional game. so the ouya is capable of having good games on it
36:00 I like when the game is so shitty that Chris momentarily turns into the AVGN.
More like 42:45.
We have an episode done for today, however we want to do some tweaks before putting it out.
shush spinglo
Big bugingi
CHRISTOPHER ONEILL HOW ARE YOU TODAY
Shoota up heroin
Relax they have to censor every n word and then they will be good to go
4:34 “Chris, don’t tell lies.”
*Distantly * “TeLLinG tHe liES?!”
lmao! i didn't even notice!
No, Papa
@@RandomUser8P Open Wide :3
no paPYAH!
"Killing?"
I swear to god, the "back to the past, to play these shitty games that suck ass" part has to be one of my favorite Julian parts.
Actually that line was came from Angry Video Game Nerd.
Radiohead bear hello
"Oy, I die" is another Julian classic.
_i tooka the bath_
"I'mm going tooo the stoooreee"
43:45
Ding Dong and Julian have somehow made the best Oneyplays joke.
When he says "with friends" at the intro I pretend I'm one of them.
I am so alone
:3c
Same
Fat oof
I pretend you’re one of them too
1:04:47
"What was the one where they talk about being bullied?"
**Chris bursts into laughter**
Y’all should play the Soulja boy console
DW The funny thing is, no one has got their console yet.
L
L l
With Jon
FoxTrotSpy I heard they were selling out, why I will never understand.
you mean the SOULYA boy console? lol
I'm actually glad they have these mega cuts, cause then I can listen to the whole thing without pausing to hear the intro jingle 10 times.
*wItH fRieNdS*
@Stella Hohenheim nah, I think I'm gonna shit laterally, thanks.
@@pokeguy742 I think I'll shit carefully, actually
@@pinkushatejar I think I'll shit aggressively to assert dominance, thanks
But the jingle is wonderful.
21:36 God Chris's sense of humor kills me
Must be that Ireland swagger, yeh?
Cr1tical used his Ouya as a cup. It was as good as a cup as a game console. It sucked.
Mega64 used it as a toilet
Filmcow used it as the one of the villains in their feture film
He said it was an excellent ice tray though
There's something wholesome about hearing Chris go "Christian Whitehead's a good boy!"
Hmm
Hmm
Julian singing “LA-LA!” Is one of my favorite things of all time, right next to “H’roOOOBBIE H’rOOOTTEN!”
The idea of playing such a heart-wrenching game like That Dragon Cancer on the fucking Ouya is insane
God so many underrated moments. I love Ding Dong going “PRESS WHAT??” At the fucking pinball game lmao
When the Ouya came out I so adamantly wanted one and I begged my dad to get one for my birthday, and honestly I got more playtime out of it than probably anyone should have- but that was because I just ended up using it to emulate snes games. This game Hardtime was so insane though, I really wish they would have played that. It was this insane prison simulation game where you could shit and piss on people. That was a true classic
MDickie is truly a god among men
You can play that on pc and even a 2D version on phones
Hard Time is still ct1t1kals best video
Mdickie is a lord amongst man.
Funnily enough, he made a wrestling game, might be the best wrestling game ever if youre willing to forgo graphics and simulation. Just a super customizable fun wrestling game, with a super deep singleplayer. MDickies game still got that weirdness to it too, I recommend watching like jerma or someone play it, its a really good game and its super fun to watch
@@pixelmike54Jerma killed a man with his Waifu, Miku.
A touch pad in the middle of the controller?! That shit would never fly.
I'm afraid that one day we'll have controllers where all the buttons are replaced by touchpads.
@@rileysummers9757 wow you really didn’t pick up on sarcasm huh?
@@pirate__crewman *deletes comment*
Not that anyone is ever going to play the Ouya ever again but, I do remember from playing my own Ouya that the controller would lag horribly if something was blocking the signal from the controller to the Ouya.
Chris cutting off the Alien vs Predator lore with "it was very epic, lets play" is one of my favorite things
Chris: Jesus you single?
Julian: Hell yeah nigga
1:05:35
Julian saying LaLa gives me an eargasm.
My first OneyPlays video ☺️. Thank you UA-cam for recommending the funny scree boys to me whenever these originally came out. Otherwise I would’ve missed out on all the laughter and haha funni’s created by Chris and the boys.
This was my first Oney series I watched in real time (after subscribing) and it's honestly one of my favs.
OneyPlays is one of those channels that deserve more subscribers
@@Jeremy-lu6wo libtard
@@Jeremy-lu6wo Why are you here then? I know that this channel is just milking itself for money right now, but Chris is funni, and I want to support funni, they clearly need it right now because of the chaotic year with not enough recording sessions.
Brent who hurt you?
@@Jeremy-lu6wo If you want some sort of consistent feed of new content then watch game grumps. But we all know why you don't want this to be like Game Grumps. Because Game Grumps stopped being funny years ago. OneyPlays would have the same fate eventually if it didn't change. The reason why uploads are not consistent anymore is precisely because Chris and everyone on this channel have not made their lives surround their let's play like Arin Hanson did.
This channel has maintained a certain level of quality over a really long period, and that is why I love it. Because even after DD and Jewls, the channel did not stop being great, it got even better this year with Zach and Lyle, just less consistent.
Tomato Lemon
This channel also has the advantage of not being ran by a complete racist lmao
Damn it I can't swallow my oatmeal with the old man singing lol That really should be released as a full song.
Sheldon baby shaker simulator start at 52:15
The oohyah is what action 52 evolved into
Ding dong and Julian wouldn't have to move it they'd just put their games on ouya
1:02:30 - Did Julian say the "N" word? How have I not noticed that before?
lmao yeah
yes he did indeed say the NIGGA word.
This totally unacceptable
That made me laugh I didnt expect him to say that
He should leave the world for this mistake
1:02:29 best part
That caught me off guard
that made me choke, i dont know how i didnt remember that part
Julian saying the n-word always gives me whiplash
What when
My necka does a 360.
@@Thegoatone23 1:02:30. Go a bit before it to hear the whole joke
Really comes out of no where lol
Don't worry, he's a brown.
I thought that Ouya was a silly version of the Ouija
I thought they'd play a digital version of the actual Ouja game
good thing it wasn't that boring
It's 2021 and I just realized the oldmn voice I have used to annoy my wife for almost 3 years now was from this playthrough. I have been forbade from using it anymore... so I'll just send her this now!
58:46 Yes they did Julian,at least background wise. its called Dust: An Elysian Tail. Every background was hand painted and it looks amazing.
Isn't ricepirate in that game?
It’s a stellar game
14:07 Can you imagine getting the new pokemon games and wean you first start it up. It tells you to press start. But there no start botton on the controller
"PRESS WHAT?!"
@@Zappa_boi"Press the fart button!"
It's sad when the stupid car parking game is by far one of the best.
It’s on mobile, it’s pretty good
Good execution beats bad premises every time, the ouya is bad but for different reasons
I did a 5 second rewind at 58:45 when Julian was in the middle of asking "has anybody ever pulled this off" and I got to hear, "Has anybody ever- tasted so crispy."
29:03 Julian hums the undertale name input theme
1:38 *cut to alwasy sunny into song and title card*
Digdong and julian build a game.
That hurts
6:38 "It was very epic, let's play!" LMAO
Julian's dying old man voice is probably one of my favorite bits
"the ouya was one of the most successful gaming Kickstarter" the tragedy is that he isn't even actually wrong
the fart noise in the tetris thing makes me cry
It's too scary, plz turn it off
01:02:30
The ouya gets the worst out of people
Oh no julian
*the best
ftfy
Did he just 👀
That Dragon Cancer was the working title for Yakuza 8
I actually got an ad for young Sheldon while watching this
Do it, kill it!
54:43 to 55:30 is just a gauntlet of the funniest non connected jokes in oneyplays history
Ouya Ouya! Dreamin! Don't give it up Oney! Dreamin! Don't give it up Dingdong! Dreamin! don't give it up Julian-don't givit givit up givit up givit NO!!!
5:20 youve been Gnomed!
😂
1:02:30 Someone forgot to edit this out. Thought it was funny, nonetheless Julian.
It's fine, he's a brown and such.
Based nnnnnnice friend!
So that's it? What, we some kinda...B💣mb Squad?
The sprites for Battle High are traced from King of Fighters. I’m pretty sure the guy is Kim and the girl is Yuri.
The Ouya; Do you really need to ask why it went bankrupt?
"That man has...that's pushin' it."
"I called it ouya because when i get fukked i say 'ooo yaaaaa'"
I watched this so many times that I subconsciously started to think about Speedracer before they even brought it up I'm not even kidding
6:16 soon as i saw the title of that game i knew Oney was going there
yOu'vE gOT a FrIEnd iN Me
buzz im dying
It's what Jessy said when Woody catched her and Buzz fucking
Woody is still traumatized not by this sight that implies something horrifying about toys
but by that awful near ilegal joke
@@Squishito He’s so abrupt about it too
@@McDoinky please get him out
I finally get what the thumbnail is referencing with the lights in the background
Funny Monkey: 0/10
Mother died playing this game
Please address in next update
Also add Amy Winehouse
Ouya Flouya
Why is this the oney plays video I keep coming back to
The pizza commercial Ding Dong was referring to is "Paolini's Pizza" if anyone was curious
27:37 Julian quoting the beginning of the 4Kids One Piece intro
That "Finishing Install" box is literally the one on Android phones.
Big oof.
re: Yamsmos because its running android dummy 🤤
Regular sized oof
Well its OS is android. But the devs were that lazy not to actually create a good UI
23:26 is the most real ”shit” i ever heard chris say! 🤣
This is honestly my favourite series
they shouldve had the xenomorph be the hero in kingdom hearts.
Alien VS Predator VS Freddy VS Jason VS Flinstones VS Jetsons VS WWE VS Tom and Jerry VS Knuckles.
Right, I'm just gonna say it.....
...OuyaPlays....⭐
As I'm watching this I hear "Ouja one of the most gaming successes of the year" and then a video on the side that says "Ouya. failure, regret, death."
I’m surprised they didn’t cut out Julian legitimately saying the n word
It's fine, he's a brown boy
He also doesn't say it with venom in his voice, like our silly Irish boy.
Soft A doesn't count as the "en word"
I always come back to this for nostalgia
DELETE THE YUYA
*church of Pennsylvania
No brakes Valet is a pretty cool mobile game actually
Holy shit, I haven't seen that AVP game in years. It used to be on the google play store. I bought it for my tablet back in middle school lol
Greetings.
My name is James.
I am a farmer
This is my father's tractor
Noise
We purchased some apples from the market.
Fairwell.
"We're at a lost of words," said the Teletubbies.
When is "Oney Plays - PlayStation 4 (Complete Series)" coming out?
The Ouya is like if the chrome web store was made into a console
The second Oneyplays video I've watched.
2 years old now and only 8 thousand likes what a shame should be more
The Ouya - The console no one wanted that did nothing to make you want it.
This console reminds me of way back in the day when sites like Coffee Break Arcade and Pop Cap had web browser games, and for every decent one there's be like 30 terrible janky weird-ass games like Tetris with condoms or some shit like that.
Ouya raised 8.5 million, and this is what they came up with. I would say they spent the .5 and kept the 8
"i love that guys voice"
"he's dead"
13:36
Old Folks Toy Story™ is why I come back to this.
Newgrounds games the console
Bombsquad is on PC. Kids at my high school played it all the time nonstop in my sophomore year.
I do like new Oney vids but you cannot beat the classics >.>
My name is Anakin and I’m so upset that they said they didn’t wanna me my friend
Thanks for letting me know what that font was called so I can use it in my games.
Ouya? More like glorified android emulator
was it even glorified?
@@abyssmo8692 Good saleswoman. Gotta give her credit where it's due.
More like Pooya hehe
Glorified Android Emulator (G.A.E)
@@abyssmo8692 I hate to sound negative but her LinkedIn account makes little to no mention of the Ouya. Defiant till the end, well maybe till Razor comes in and stops everything. This console is a perfect example of how bad something can get if crowdsourced with no oversight to regulate the means to create good content. There's a reason Valve, Nintendo, X-box/Windows, and PlayStation exist and why the Dreamcast/Ouya does not.
It's weird how much ding gong sounds like Otacon from mgs
i really wish for ding dong to look exactly like that if he ever plans to do a face reveal
Ouya in 2019: Oy I DIE!!!
1:02:30 "hell yeah..." do you guys know what he said after? I can't quite put my finger on it
That’s just him saying hello
hes mexican its okay
I forgot what the Hey Arnold font looked like because it had been years since I'd seen the show, so I looked it up and came upon my new favourite thing to look up on Google; Hey Arnold fan art.
I'm surprised this thing still exists