When You Crush Every Object Known To Man
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- Опубліковано 7 тра 2023
- I crushed every object known to man that was in sight.
I was also paid a hefty price, so if I ever need to have a career change that's where I'll go for sure.
Merch - df.store/
Game: You Crush! ASMR Hydraulic Press
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/ - Ігри
Every object in this game is extremely dangerous, and can attack at any moment. Thankfully DF is there to deal with it.
I THINK you mean, "𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝐴𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 Evory ohbyet heer ees xtremly dan-jo-rus and may atak at any time, so we moos deal whit dem."
@@npiperne pitää hoidella ennenku ne ehtii hyökkää
Gotta love how seemingly the dev translated everything else and then just went fuck it and left the objectives untranslated from polish
fr still i love seing poland anywhere
I had a mental freeze when I saw Polish word while watching video in English. Took me a second to process 😂
Poland is everywhere and I love it
It means “things” btw
Only DF can make a simple crushing game fun, addictive and violent.
Exactly
And make it into a satisfying ASMR
Graystillplays: *MAXIMUM PENETRATICUS*
@@didge69420 hehe yes
@@didge69420 no it's *MAXIMUS PENETRATUS*
"Every piece of wood out there is it's own piece of wood. It's gonna shatter the way it wants to shatter." -DF, 2023
This is oddly wholesome. :)
I like how the destroy list is in polish
He always makes the strange mobile games seem fun 😂 Good video!
I won't lie for the past few years of watching your channel. I've come to realize I waste time on these kinds of games as well for no reason at all other than just wanting to see what's next 😂😂. Might be one reason why I'm completely addicted to watching your videos (the small hiatus you took felt like a Togashi hiatus iykyk).
14:30 the hydraulic press channel was also incredibly surprised about how strong glass balls are.
The biggest one they did took about 69 tonnes to break!
"Welcome to hodraulic press channel". I love that guy
Every video df makes brings a smile to my face
I thought the glass ball was super strong because it was a dragon ball but apparently glass balls are just strong in general. Either way df not knowing it's a dragon ball made me laugh for some reason
Just what I needed for my birthday! I like this channel!
Nobody:
DF: *plays a game with two downloads for our entertainment*
Just finished watching a DF video to find he uploaded another one! Sweet!
Heavy Finnish accent: "Annnd, here we go."
You’re videos are so good and I know I am not the only one that thinks that
If I had one In real life I'd probably go broke from just buying things to crush
Appreciate how you make videos daily, don't be afraid to take a break.
Now THIS is a hydraulic press channel I can get behind.
The fact that this guy can make a entertaining video out of a boring and simple mobile game, is beyond ridiculous😂
that Zniszcz weirdo is acctualy polish word for destroy
The glass ball looks like its supposed to be a dragon ball from DBZ
Watching this video at night is one of the worst experiences i had, the sound of the press more than one time made me stop the video because i tought there was a mosquito and i was going mad trying to understand where it was
This man has found his bread and butter with incremental clickers
my sleep schedule is back again
Wait, that's no ordinary glass ball...
The universe, if u had a press big enough
I was surprised he didn't call the glass ball a dragonball.
(Quick update, I still haven’t revised for my exams and DF is not helping)
The end!😂
You should play 20 minuets till dawn, the endless mode would be good for your type of video or just the normal, also swords and souls:reborn would be really fun to watch you play!
Nice timing
😂
Why did my mind instantly go to "crush a baby" when I saw the vid
Someone really made a hydraulic press game?!
how do you play these games on pc that are only on phone what app do you use if you do and what is the best settings for it
I didnt know you could squish those things😮
You make my day❤❤
Fajnie fajnie szczegolnie "zniszcz" i " odbierz nagrodę"
Hi DF. You can make any game look fun. And violent.
0:55 Starting to wonder if DF might be related to Gallagher.🤔
This man is the reason I love money
i wonder if this will end up getting reced to the channel Hydraulic Press or there viwers
“I like bananas” 😋 “MOOPPL “
1:07 Did anyone notice it said "zniszcz" for the things you need to break. Does that mean df is polish?
Game here just to confuse everyone by random polish text
why is a smartphone as difficult to crush as a log, let alone a brick?
Glass Ball
Clearly never watched DBZ
c'mon there is already the "Hydraulic Press Channel". ⛄
The hydraulic press broke when drying to crush your mom.
"Zniszcz" on the right means "destroy" in Polish. Is DF Polish?
the dev didnt translate this
He said 3 corn when it was 2 😂
Chat is this valid!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
why the quest menu on the rigth has a little bit polish
I wonder if the hydraulic press UA-cam channel knows their whole think minus the Dutch accent has been made into a mobile game
14:20 A GLASS BALL??
you are the only youtuber that makes funny vids and pumps them out daily❤ keep up the grind🎉
Polish words in this game, are making me crazy. Good video anyway
Warch out hydraulic press channel. Once this guy gets one your donzo
I hate only one thing I love every thing else why when you have enough for an object to buy upgrades it annoys me but that’s my opinion and I wanted to say since I noticed it on every video from you. I hope you didn’t take this as hate but I wanted to say it for a while, bye!
This game's final boss should be that old nokia phone
Why is translation in that game part polish?
you're playing it on bluestacks right?
14:18
I'm in school dangerouslyfunny.
Hehe school can wait😂
Ive literally played this game years ago bc i was bored lmao
Sick!
first good job!!!
Hopefully you get better soon, sending my prayers 🌹
@@pizzaguy_ was that a joke or you really don’t understand that he’s not sick, in this context “sick” has the same meaning as “cool”?
@@TatianaShmelevaa ...it was a horrible attempt at being funny.
@@pizzaguy_ oh then it was not that horrible, you have my like!
Cool!
Polish game kekw
This is Im-press-Ive hehe
So satisfying to watch😫
You should try playing Rise of Kingdoms
What did one velociraptor say to other?
We look nothing alike
1:01 polish word zniszcz = destroy
Hes destructive videos are out of the world lol
*DESTROY*
i'm confused why this game is half english - half polish but still happy
Same
POLSKA GUROM
I renember 2 episodes from DragonBall and the glass ball is a DragonBall :T
The "zniszcz" on the right is in my language! It means "destroy" (imperative) in Polish
So many consonants, polish is a truly unique language
Singular Point lore:
That "glass ball" is a dragon ball from dragon ball z, lol.
You want a press that crushes molecules?
Silly DF! The objects you're crushing are MADE of molecules😂
Day 59 of asking df to play oligarchy
Oh wow how did you get such a big day count?
How is he making simple and pretty dumb games so entertaining
Why, tf, there are "zniszcz"??????? MY BRAIN HAD AN ERROR FOR A DAMN SECOND, THEN I REALIZE I'M NOT WATCHING POLISH VID EVEN IF THERE IS ENGLISH AUDIO THE WHOLE TIME HOLY FUCK
The real question:Can it break a Nokia phone?
Why is the whole game in english but that little "destroy" window is in Polish xD
Yes
My ADHD is now satisfied
Hai
Keep up the great work 😄👍
No
Why does the glass ball look like a dragon ball or is it the dragon ball
Yo bro play a game like RPG?
The way DF is playing a mobile game on PC is blue stacks 5
Its not his fault its not his fault its not his fault
ty polak
why is his game in polish
(He might be a secret spy)
Less go polish words im happy
Whats "Zniszcz" bruh
He may not be pregnant be still delivered the vidios
best joke in the comments
@@pizzaguy_ don’t forget, your joke is funny too!
@@TatianaShmelevaa we meet again
@@pizzaguy_ yes
Lol i didint know you where swedish
N8 is king
Lol, kto ogarnął że gra jest Polska po "zniszcz" lub "odbierz nagrodę" like
PS. Tu jest sekcja Polskich komentarzy XD