Double Down - The Cinema Snob
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- Опубліковано 6 сер 2017
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Writer and Creator: Brad Jones
Illustration: Shaun Millington
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The Cinema Snob reviews the Neil Breen film, Double Down. - Фільми й анімація
Oh man, if we can get Neil Breen movies on the same level of public awareness as The Room I'd be so happy.
Same here!
Breen needs to direct a movie starring Tommy Wiseau. Or vice versa. But I dont think the world is quite ready
I want a crossover with the creepy "bash muslims"-guy and the Quran reloaded!
Breen and Wiseau should direct and star in a film together.
If Claudio Fragasso ever gets to make a sequel to Troll 2, it should star Neil Breen as the bad guy.
Double down is a fascinating case study of the neurological deterioration associated with chronic mercury poisoning from seafood, in this case tuna.
Hahahahaha
Yessssss 🔥🔥👍🏼
Add in a little bit of Fukushima radiation and toy are gold!
ah i get it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Stunning desperation!"
I talked to Breen after a screening of one of his films. I asked how much was edited out after filming , he said nothing was edited out.
Hoo boy!
unj that's about as surprising as finding out water is wet.
I'm more surprised he actually Heard you.
You can't edit perfection.
unj It really, _really_ should have been.
That makes waaaaaaaaay too much sense.
A remake of this movie could unironically be great. Imagine, at the end they reveal there was is no conspiracy. His wife just died , the weird force field thing doesn't work and there was no terrorist plot.
Not sure about that last one, in the best way possible. I’m trying to stop an imaginary terrorist threat, Neil Breen BECOMES the terrorist threat.
Crow T. Robot: "It's economical not to have a storyline because then you can just film people saying stuff!"
Also Crow T. Robot: “There is no margin for error; There is margin for shame however”
😁👉 yes...yes.
I would kill to see MST3K riff Breen's movies
Shhhhh! You're revealing all of Neil's secrets.
Haha!! So true! Kinda like “Zen filmmaking” if you will
_"It's like Holden Caulfield wrote it after a traumatic brain injury."_ - Rich Evans on Double Down.
Don't worry Snob, Neil loves you.
As a person.
As a human Breen.
Movie concept: "Breen and Not Heard", costarring Steven Segal, for some reason....
@@bradharrah3339 When God complexes collide.
@@aarondavis8943 that’s a brilliant tag line
Has anyone noticed that Breen credited himself with catering this mess? Beer and tuna for everyone!
The acting in this makes "I did not hit her, I did naht. Oh hai Mark" seem Oscar worthy
Erik Danielson look up the suicide scene from "Fateful Findings", another one of Breen's movies. That's the Breen universe's equivalent to the "I did not hit her" scene.
I came here to say what Harris has already said. Good man, Harris.
At least Wiseau acted. Breen's more wooden than a tree, and that should be impossible.
Javier Rico
“At least Wiseau acted.”
Did he? Did he really? 🤨🧐🤔
@@gamegirl313
Wiseau can act more like a human being that has had human interaction than Breen does.
"guys, we're not watching a bad movie, we're watching a Neil Breen" movie
-Max Landis
westben2000
"Talk about his ballsack!"
-Mike "the Hack" Stoklasa
Speaking of assholes
7:02 *girlfriend is literally murdered in front of him*
neil breen: *looks mildly annoyed* oh jeez
friend commits suicide
neil breen: i cannot believe you committed suicide.
he didn't even look annoyed but he said it like the dog just pee'd on the carpet.
Neil Breen: Oh man. Oh jeez Rick...
@@princesstamika ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this!!!
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!!
Wait....wrong crazy person...
I was waiting my whole life for Brad to finally review something by the Breenius.
pinkdebugger My first words, right out of the womb, were "I can't wait until The Cinema Snob reviews a Neil Breen movie!"
pinkdebugger I almost got a heart attack when I saw this. I was just watching Fateful Findings the other day
You poor soul. Are you ok?
A few of his friends have, so i guess he had just never gotten around to it, but ive definitely wanted this for a while.
Topher S No. I didn't survive, unfortunately.
It took about 8 minutes and 47 seconds for me to realize that what I am watching is real.
Oof
Yes someone in real life made this into a movie.
It must be Breen to be believed.
BREENWHACKED!
breen there done that
I've Breen everywhere, man.
Breen on a horse with no name.
Believe it or not, he's hacking the man
Government secrets for all to see
Eating all of the tuna that he can
Who could it be?
Believe it or not, it's just Breen.
Cinema Snob plus Neil Breen?
A match made in heaven. By which I mean Neil's house since he is Space Jesus.
Double Down is a movie. Is it good? No, competent? No, well paced ? No, well acted ? No, but it's definitely a movie.
I'm not convinced.
No
You could say it’s one of the movies of all time.
@@richardball5843 ...The winner!
Bullfuck.
It's THE movie. The majesty of film as an art form, miraculously put into one single movie.
Amazing.
Neil Breen has a striking resemblance to Butthead from _Beavis & Butthead._
I can't be the only one who sees this.
JanetFunkYeah haha!
I swear, this guy is like.. what if Butthead was real and middle-aged..
I first noticed the resemblance when Allison reviewed another of Breen's movies in her show _Movie Nights._
Breen may be an idiot, but at Ieast he beIieves in something. Cyniscism is worse than any idiocy Beeen can come up with.
@@zmajodnocaja5088 hush it
Neil Breen seems like the kind of guy who would ACTUALLY live out of his car.
And eat tuna out of the can
The twist ending is that he just had mercury poisoning the whole time and he hallucinated the whole thing.
Wait......w-what whole thing??? That would imply some sequence of events took place and even after watching this several times I STILL can't say with confidence that thats indeed the case.......
"as he continues to make love to his bleeding car...."
Just add that to the list of sentences I never thought needed to exist.
That "Stunning desperation" quote gets me every time, no matter how many times I see it.
The "Coming in second in a power bottom competition" does that for me.
The summary says the movie is about a computer hacker who seeks to expose government secrets and thwart a terrorist attack in Las Vegas. This alone makes it sound like a 2000's action movie with lots of car chases, explosions and hot chicks, but instead we get a guy with a laptop fetish who can cure a girl's cancer like he was Jesus, and a very confusing plot with acting more wooden than the Star Wars prequels.
Masterge77 in one of his other movies, Neil Breen LITERALLY plays Jesus. Techno-Jesus, technically. Basically it's Jesus but with computer parts taped to his wrists.
Neil Breen always casts himself as a superior being of some sort. God forbid he plays a regular guy...
- Double Down: Super-human hacker that can talk to the dead and cure cancer.
- I Am Here.... Now: Literally alien techno Jesus
- Fateful Findings: Guy with a magic rock that gives him super powers somehow. He puts an end to corruption worldwide by exposing... something... causing the culprits to commit suicide en masse, just like that...
- Pass Thru: Highly advanced being from the future here to cleanse humanity of "bad" people. Do you happen to be a honest banker? Too bad, you're dead now!
Original star wars acting was atrocious.
HE HAS ALL THE MEDALS
HE'S THE BEST AT STUFF THAT'S EVER BEEN
You just can't understand his Breenius
That genuinely made me laugh, thank you for that.
Brandon Roberts his Godly Beauty is beyond mortal comphrension
Please fill me in on what I missed. What exactly is "comphrension" ?
*Breeilliance ?
Winter Larsimé His movies are like the perfect 3 Breen salad.
That "DAM" bit almost killed me, no idea why but it was pure magic.
This movie only makes sense if Breen's character is actually paranoid and delusional. You're a saint for sitting through this mishmash of random imagery Brad.
I firmly believe that Neil Breen writes his own IMDB because those plot summaries are necessary to follow his movies
Yes but for that to happen, Breen would need to understand his own movie!
I'm not even sure of that yet...
"Stunning desperation" pretty much sums up how his movies get made
Neil Breen is like if Fox Mulder directed movies instead of working at the FBI... with none of the likability of Fox Mulder.
hahaha
Nah, this is like if Event Series Mulder made a movie. A movie made by Prime Mulder probably would've been something akin to Xtro.
Are you sure? Event Series Mulder would probably involve more right-wing talk show hosts. And shrooms. And Islamophobia. ...wait, no, I'm thinking of Chris Carter.
this is like if kirk cameron was into conspiracies instead of religion.
well... Fox Mulder DID read softcore porn to his dog in "Red Shoe Diaries"
You better watch your back after reviewing this Brad, Neil Breen might get scared at how "individually, electronically powerful" you've become. He might try to assassinate Lloyd to get back at you....
Lloyd could take him.
Someone has surely made this joke already, but...
"I just got the test back. I definitely have breast cancer."
"Aw, no. I'm so sorry."
The more I watch this one, the more I am reminded of Crow's line from Future War: "This is a case where parents _should_ have crushed a child's dreams to become a filmmaker."
2005!?!? This could be 1985.
Harrison McKinney I could have believed it was eightyfive if it wasn't for the tech.
Harrison McKinney More like 1975, it does however makes the movie look better than if it had the quality of birdemic
Harrison McKinney Because if it were 1985, it would be 50 years ahead of its time instead of 30. This movie is a work of pure and unadulterated BREEN-ius.
or an Ed Wood flick from 1955...
A real human breen
It's not easy being Breen!
and a real hero
... given what these people apparently think natural dialogue sounds like... I'm not sure they're human.
Breenliever
Leave your stupid breens in your pocket
"There is more padding in this film than a 4 hour cut of Sex and The City 2!"
NOTHING could have more padding than a 4 hour cut of Sex and The City 2.And I mean nothing.
Tamahj Jamison He said that as soon as I read the comment
"These awards say bravery, but the vest says- these medals are for coming in 2nd in a power bottom contest."
This. Lines likes this are why I love these videos.
did neil breen escape from a mental hospital, lose his memory somehow and wake up thinking hes a hollywood movie maker?
Neil Breen: He has a lot of broken laptops, but the real problem is that he has one working camera.
"Lighting: None
hair and makeup: none"
that shit made me laugh so much.
they do know that if you dont have people who did somthing YOU DONT NEED TO CREDIT IT!
you don't see the credits of starwars "Ironman: None"
On the other hand, confirmation that important work just wasn’t done on this film. Clearly, but saying it out loud like that is…bold, let’s say.
When I saw the Neil Breen movie title as a new Snob episode... I knew then and there it was going to be one for the ages. STUNNING DESPERATION!!!
19:18 Neil looks genuinely sad he's destroying those laptops. "I wish I hadn't written this in the script... these were my only friends"
OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN, a hot car trunk in a desert full of eaten tuna cans - imagine what THAT smells like.
That is the smell of TRUE BREENIUS.
And he spilled it all over his crotch too.
And no shower
He needs it to hide his old-man funk...👃
Brad's seen Breen...
Brad's seen Breen!
BRAD'S SEEN BREEN!!!
I haven't been this hard since ET the porno
Breen's been seen!
What, Brad all by himself doesn't do it for you anymore? Oh, how the great have fallen...
Fun Fact: Neil Breen REALLY likes Tuna! He even almost got into a car accident because he's been eating too much tuna.
The sequel could be Neil spilling pork products in his lap while driving in "Breen Home the Bacon."
@Brendan Allen lol There’s just so many things to use his last name for. 😆
neil is an actor who often plays a hacker...
he's a hacktor.
I love how Neil Breen has women in these movies that are clearly 30 years younger than him but are supposed to be his same age
That should be this movie's tagline... "this movie is the epitome of 'oh it gets weirder!'" 🤣
It's not easy being Breen
Ok this is official, they need Brad on an episode of Best Of The Worst!
The Breeniac is a couple of weeks away from starting shooting on his next movie, 'Twisted'.
Those aren't beer cans. They are empty tuna fish cans that he keeps... For reasons?
Recycling those was how he paid for the movie.
The car isn't going to make ITSELF smell like old tuna, and his fiance is dead!
Jason Jimerson He keeps them because Neil Breen cares about the environment and doesn't want to be a litterbug.
Because he's a bat-shit insane serial killer.
This is from 2005 ?! Looks like it was made in the 1980s !
This might be the first Snob episode I rewatch sooner than most....because of how fuckin' baffling this nightmare of a movie is.
What I saw of this movie is acting like a fever dream in my memories.
I'm glad we finally got to see you review the Breen. It's like Wiseau - you can't believe it exists yet it did.
Happy 10th anniversary for your channel btw! It's my birthday too so the timing was perfect.
I clicked on this the fastest I possibly could and that intro was already everything I needed.
This is what Uwe Boll would shit if he ate a Flat Earther Facebook group
The Doctor. simply The Doctor. Ahaha!
The Doctor. simply The Doctor. This is the most accurate description of a Neil Breen movie I've ever heard.
The Doctor. simply The Doctor. Your brain is what you'd get if Uwe Boll made a shit and then vomited on it, even this movie would be too good for it...
Snob, you reviewed a Neil Breen movie. I cannot believe you reviewed a Neil Breen movie.
FINALLY!!! God, I've been waiting for someone else besides YMS to get to Breen. This is a dream come true.
The new season of Twin Peaks makes more sense than this movie.
Brad! Find a way to get on RLM for a Best of the Worst!
He would be great on BOTW.
It would finally make use of all those copies of Nukie they have.
They should do a WHEEL OF THE WORST where all of the choices are NUKIE.
Aaron is so smart that he can't be bothered to put up a tent when he's going to spend two hours in the desert using electronics.
If Tommy Wiseau is the Stanley Cubrick of bad movies, then Neil Breen is definitely the David Lynch of bad movies! lol
*Kubrick, good sir/ma'am. :-)
ChanCeNecK So is David Lynch himself the David Lynch of good movies? Or do you think his movies are shit?
???? David Lynch is just David Lynch, you fking idiot!!
Someone have seen BAD MOVIES! ;)
Cubebrick, the art filmmker who makes movies about brick laying square houses.
Sunburned & Confused- The Reckoning
So he just drives around eating tuna from the can? I think Neil Breen is Lloyd approved.
culwin why did you think he reviewed it?
I wonder if the protagonist was supposed to be schizophrenic and the conspiracy was just in his head, all because he killed his fiancee and his brain just refused to accept it and created this kind of dreamworld.
'...stop a biological attack.' With all that tuna on the bottom of his car THAT'S the biological attack.
The Mercury alone would be a devastating hazard...
Truly Neil Breen has earned his place on the Mount Rushmore of cinema ballsacks.
I have just now been introduced to these movies. I never knew I needed the Mean Breen Machine in my life until now
Now I can enjoy a Cinema Snob video whilst reading Red Letter Media style comments. NEW GROUND HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!!!!!!
Obscure Entertainment These are things I know!
Obscure Entertainment i believe you mean...BREEN broken
The Sunflower Seed Enthusiast OH MY GAAAAAAAAAWD
I've never seen any reviewer speculate on what I think is going on in Double Down:
Neal is both a hero and villain in this movie -- he's been driven mad by all the secrets he knows and the govt killing his wife, and now he's developed a split personality.
He Is the bad guy, and also the hero!
The parts where he's going crazy and running around like a nut job is because he is freaked out by his evil side, and also desperately trying to understand resolve and control and reintegrate the evil and good personalities inside him to become one whole person again.
The repeated scenes where he wakes up by the car and there's writing on in blood is Neals one character personality trying to communicate to the other. Are the parts of the movie that seem to be different angles of the same shot actually supposed to represent Neal's different personalities experiences of the same event? This movie is completely nuts, but i like it.
I honestly think people might be getting caught of guard with the low budget and bad dialogue, and wacky acting. They assume think the movie is a completely mess, when in fact, maybe there is something more there that's really hard to see because of the low budget, terrible dialogue and wacky acting,
He actually made this comment into a movie called Twisted Pair
Lol when they mention 9/11, I was like holy shit, this movie came out after 2001, because it looks like its from the 80's :)
People called "The Quiet Man" last year "The Room of videogames." I suggest it is, in fact, The Double Down (Or ANY Neil Breen movie, really) of videogames.
YMS, Fanboy Flicks, Red Letter Media, and now The Cinema Snob. Who's next?
Amy B. Good Bad or Bad Bad have reviewed most of Breen's films. Only one they haven't yet is I Am Here.... Now.
And there is that Movie Nights review of Fateful Findings. Seeing Phelan get all angry at the movie is pretty great.
Craig Martin I wonder if Diamanda Hagan will ever review any of Neil Breen's films?
It's possible. Would make for an interesting watch.
Hey that's us.
If I flash the snob will he scream "goofy toofy pick up your pants"
YES!! Finally, Brad tackles Neil Breen! I've been waiting for this day for so long, I hope he reviews his other movies too.
Neil brings out the best in the Snob. Truly a treasure just for that
What is truly amazing, and I mean TRULY AMAZING is that he actually got people to act in this shit show.
I think they, especially the actresses, thought “Well, sometimes this is what ya gotta do to make it!” 😬
That moment when you realize this movie did a better job of Charlie the Tuna product placement than FOODFIGHT.
FINALLY. THE SNOB REVIEWS THE MAN, THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. THE REAL HUMAN BREEN.
*Neil Breen's acting is like watching a car crash in slow motion, its horrific but you can't look away.*
Double Down by Brad? My next 21 minutes are going to be epic!
And now it's Cinema Snob's turn...
It Breengins again...
Acting only rivaled by the classic House of the Dead games.
The winner of The Cinema Snob's: _"The Winner of WHAT?!"_ award.
So I see where The Office got their inspiration for their Academy award winning film Threat Level Midnight.
That moment when you realize End of Evangelion made more sense than this...
It's noteworthy that this is not only Breen's first motion picture, but also the one that looks closest to a legitimate "real" film.
His later works are so ludicrous, poorly paced and badly acted they seem more like bad pornos, but with less sex and more terrible greenscreen FX.
CarozQH So he made a porno where the point is the plot?
@@blixer8384 that's pretty much every Neil breen movie
Oh, please tell me there's a director's commentary on these cinematic masterpieces.
My son and I get a kick out of Neal Breen movies. I mean, bad beyond words. This one actually physically hurt while watching it. It was so bad
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW NEIL BREEN
Seeing the intro again (in spite of it being around for quite a while and being featured in its full form in several previous episodes), I just realized the 2009 setting was pretty neat - must be the posters, I mean Snob had A Clockwork Orange and Zardoz posters behind him. Couldn't identify the movie on the far left though, so if anyone knows what movie it's for...
Been wondering when you'd enter the world of Breen. It was only a matter of time!
Thank God that next week won't feature another Neil Breen film. I'm going to need at least two weeks to make sense of this one.
What is happening?
Seriously, that's my daily affirmation.
This review was amazing.....um four stars .......stunning.....desperation. ....
Please sir I want some more.
These are gonna be classic snob episodes laughed my ass off through this
Brad is dipping his toe into the crazy pool of Neil Breen films?! I'm so happy!!!
Isn’t Neil Breen the color paint Rocko and Heffer came up with when they mixed all the paints together?
This is everything I could have wanted and more!
From that opening reaction. I presume this will be a movie full of thrills and excitement!
It's not everyday that a dream of mine comes true: Brad reviews a Neil Breen movie!