@@sparkybojanglesalso, he’s still roasting so whoopsie daisies dink dink dink … that’s a take a hike Grenade that just rolled to your feet cuz ooooh he’s still doing it dude even though he suffered the consequences and stillll came back so, your stupid opinion was noted as stupid though for the record
Hey Chris! I’m a dental hygienist. 😊 When you were a kid you probably had a fluoride treatment after you had your teeth cleaned. Some treatments recommend you wait 30 minutes before eating or drinking so the fluoride has time to be absorbed into the tooth structure. 🦷
@@niggagamer444No, he’s upset about getting caught, but he’s survived being cancelled 3 times now- No way is he concerned about eternal damnation or such nonsense.👍
Oh he went to zanny Island and he loved it and that's okay because who doesn't love a little trip to zanny Island as long as you dont become a resident because if he becomes a resident we'll never make it to the log cabin
I know exactly what you mean Chris! "I can't stay awake, but I'm not sleeping. It's like I'm in a world where the zombies are. Not quite dead, not quite alive, but oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I can't imagine ever doing that."😢
I didn’t go to the dentist for 15 years. I had an appointment last month and they told me my teeth were perfect. I walked out and told them I’d see them again in another 15 years. Big dentist.
9:13 - that’s like when a kid points and asks what something is and right after you tell them, they just start pointing at other stuff they already know, just to hear you say it lol over n over lol
And what perchance is this? ~*huh huh*~ And what dare I say is this? ~*huh huh*~ And may I enquire about the origins of this? ~*huh huh*~ Tag a friend who has free time and wants to hang out.
Yo man that Bob Marley bit had me in damn tears dude I had to pull my work truck over it struck a funny bone I didn't know I had. Love the pod brother thank you
Chris, move to AZ! You always talk about needing sunny weather. It's less woke, has great neighborhoods that are safe for kids to run around by themselves, Kristen's family is in AZ, you get more house for your dollar, less taxes, LA is a 45 min plane ride away...AND you have coffee bean and in-n-out!! Unless you have something keeping you in LA, it seems like a no brainer
I’d recommend finishing phantom thread. That movie gets absolutely bonkers. A bit of a slow burn, and it’s fine if you’re not willing to stick with it. But I absolute love that movie.
So I work in the dental field and I can say your teeth will very likely shift if you remove the retainer! I get patients all the time that had theirs removed or just never wore their removable one and now they’re back wanting Invisalign. Of course that wouldn’t make a DENT for you, but it is a pain…if you choose to have it removed, just have a clear retainer made that you’d only wear at night!
I had the same thing on the back of my teeth (permanent retainer) and dated a dental hygienist and went to her office and my dentist said "oh no they're supposed to take it off after 6 months"... Got mine off after 12 years about 6 years ago and I still feel like it's there with my tongue because it was on so long. 🙄
“I used to get that tired back in ….” Yeah weeellllll hate to tell you but you weren’t tired that night!! You said it, you were hiiiiiigghhhh as a kite 🪁 😂👍🏽 good ol’ zanny island
This happens to me as a football after a practice my moms a nurse practitioner and she said if you feel like flu symptoms then your just dehydrated and need more electrolytes
As far as sleep, my first advice is to try and taper off the coffee my man. Delayed caffeine effect is real. I've never been much of a coffee drinker so I guess it's easy for me to say to taper off. Most of the time I don't even drink sodas after 7-8 pm unless I'm off work the next day.
They need to come out with like annual Lifetime Academy Awards where they put up actors vs other actors like survivor style. Day lewis vs Farrell vs Bale
LOL. Your commentary on Daniel Day Lewis and The Phantom Thread. "The balls to make something that boring." You're so right. I want to watch him, but holy shit.
I left golden hour podcast cuz Brendan wouldn't stfu about vaccine politics... I'm out here for a god damn silly goose time not a political debate about shit I don't care about.... So I come here instead... "Sprayin ropey barbells"?! Thank you Chris you've fixed my morning
Oppenheimer is three hours long because every time there's an edit the director comes on screen and says, "I just had to cut because I had to move the camera."
Come over to the Patreon for ad-free, uncut/extended episodes and bonus content patreon.com/chrisdelia
Hope you don't become addicted man, don't take anymore and expect it to work, there's a deeper issue. Too much energy probably
Yo chris i didnt know u were in a tv series with whitney cummings just saw on google 😅🤣 looks funny u should tlk about dat experience
@@joaquinmejiajimenez227 it probably sucked
Iove doggsssss
I have memory loss ....can't remember subscribing..... I'm laughing so much....
My over the top neurotic homeboy drinks 20 shots of coffee a day and wonders why his legs are dancing in bed
😂
S’true
It’s not it
@@SupergoodStudiosoh yeah? S’easy diagnosis
Chris roasting DJ Khaled is one of my favorite recurring segments
He lost most of his roasting powers after snapchatting little girls. Let's call a sandwich a sandwich, bapa. 🥪
@@sparkybojanglesdude you have sparkles in your name, you probably are a little girl so, take a walk ya know
@@sparkybojanglesalso, he’s still roasting so whoopsie daisies dink dink dink … that’s a take a hike Grenade that just rolled to your feet cuz ooooh he’s still doing it dude even though he suffered the consequences and stillll came back so, your stupid opinion was noted as stupid though for the record
@@sparkybojanglesprobably Whitney Cummings on a burner account, ya know
@@BillyTheKid_5906lol these bots weird all up in other peoples business
I already know it’s gonna be a top tier episode if he’s making fun of DJ Khaled
U must not be a baby. They are ALL top tier episodes guy.
and he’s making fun of DJ Khaled every time.
perhaps what is this?
@ihprodigy Especially Right at the top tho too Right!? Agreed..
another one!
No one sums up my entire life feeling more than Chris.
@@niggagamer444 shut up you little cuck. Show me the hundreds of women you jealous baby...
@mopmedia33 if you think he is a horrible person,why are you here?..never understood people like you,
@@niggagamer444ur a cuck lol
@@niggagamer444😅 I he didn’t put much thought into that comment lol
Hey Chris! I’m a dental hygienist. 😊 When you were a kid you probably had a fluoride treatment after you had your teeth cleaned. Some treatments recommend you wait 30 minutes before eating or drinking so the fluoride has time to be absorbed into the tooth structure. 🦷
Stop poisoning people and telling them its good for their teeth
It’s a poison scam
"We really need to start worrying about DJ" 😂
Chris all day: COFFEE!Chris all night: 🤷🏻♂️WHY CAN’T I SLEEP? 🤔 hmm. Who can solve such a mystery?
Has nothing to do with it.
@@niggagamer444No, he’s upset about getting caught, but he’s survived being cancelled 3 times now- No way is he concerned about eternal damnation or such nonsense.👍
24:15 Matt handled the high on the plane way different 😆
Chris can easily do a reaction of Rick Ross and DJ Khaled’s IG posts at the end of every episode and it will kill 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two eggs on the plate.
"Bring out the whole farm!" -DJ Kaliflower
I LOL’d! 😂
9:12 literally Borat “what is this?” “It’s cheese” “and what is this?” “It’s cheese” for a whole row of cheese but instead DJ Khalid’s breakfast
Oh he went to zanny Island and he loved it and that's okay because who doesn't love a little trip to zanny Island as long as you dont become a resident because if he becomes a resident we'll never make it to the log cabin
Can't wait to hear Chris' reviews of the rest of the black mirror season
it fuckin sucks. episode 1 and 3 are the only even slightly related type of black mirror episodes. the other 3 are atrocious pieces of trash.
Ep 2 was 🔥
What is it on the “OooK” scale?
Can't wait for him to review episode 5 when a literal rock says:"Hello" in a British accent lmao
Chris was....S'HIGH!!!😂😂😂
Hey Chris, I had that leg stuff happening and my Dr. Wife told me to take magnesium. It’s gone! If you haven’t tried yet it might help brother.
Yes!!! I really like the brand “Calm”. I take it after dinner. Very important nutrient that most people are totally deficient of!
Have you ever thought about how you wanted your parents to call you Crazy Legs and they wouldn’t, and now you really are Crazy Legs?
“I’m not a music guy”
We can tell
Bro imagine if that voice message somehow got leaked instead of Chris droppin it 😂😂😂😂
I know exactly what you mean Chris! "I can't stay awake, but I'm not sleeping. It's like I'm in a world where the zombies are. Not quite dead, not quite alive, but oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I can't imagine ever doing that."😢
This episode could have easily been a stand up special 👏
I didn’t go to the dentist for 15 years. I had an appointment last month and they told me my teeth were perfect. I walked out and told them I’d see them again in another 15 years. Big dentist.
9:13 - that’s like when a kid points and asks what something is and right after you tell them, they just start pointing at other stuff they already know, just to hear you say it lol over n over lol
Johnny Swimmsalot gonna go rescue those guys
We gotta get Chris on Are You Garbage ASAP!
How did Chris go from like just 3 or 4 tattoos to being absolutely yatted in like a month??
Going to the tattoo parlor more than the dentist’s 🦷
Been waiting wayy too long to see Chris talk abt dj khaleds antics
The cool thing about watching this at work is I get to watch it twice when I get home - lol
ooooo. the update next week on the Oceangate submarine is gonna be crazy.
"I had to have a real sit down with my dogs.
That's what DMX says after a business meeting." - Chris D'Eiia
Im puttin m'bologna finger all over the Whole Ocean
And what perchance is this? ~*huh huh*~
And what dare I say is this? ~*huh huh*~
And may I enquire about the origins of this? ~*huh huh*~
Tag a friend who has free time and wants to hang out.
People try to tell me the Beatles are good. “Oh yeah? play me something.” 🎶wE aLL liVe iN a yELLoW sUb”Turn THAT off, ok thanks.”LMAO🤣
Yo man that Bob Marley bit had me in damn tears dude I had to pull my work truck over it struck a funny bone I didn't know I had. Love the pod brother thank you
Hey Chris maybe you'd be able to sleep if you didn't drink 9 nine cups of coffee everyday
Chris, move to AZ! You always talk about needing sunny weather. It's less woke, has great neighborhoods that are safe for kids to run around by themselves, Kristen's family is in AZ, you get more house for your dollar, less taxes, LA is a 45 min plane ride away...AND you have coffee bean and in-n-out!! Unless you have something keeping you in LA, it seems like a no brainer
Less woke, so more racist.
I’d recommend finishing phantom thread. That movie gets absolutely bonkers. A bit of a slow burn, and it’s fine if you’re not willing to stick with it. But I absolute love that movie.
Ok I woll
Dude, that music bit was so fucking funny. I was just sitting here laughing my ass off at "We all live in a yellow submarine..." Nope! Hahaha
So I work in the dental field and I can say your teeth will very likely shift if you remove the retainer! I get patients all the time that had theirs removed or just never wore their removable one and now they’re back wanting Invisalign. Of course that wouldn’t make a DENT for you, but it is a pain…if you choose to have it removed, just have a clear retainer made that you’d only wear at night!
Shut up you ain’t no dentist
DJ Khaled saying “still in the meeting” while showing his new shoes, he dragged that one out for SO LONG
And he used to say just “perhaps” super weird
omg! chris you have my sympathy because any one who has ever had RLS knows it will make you contemplate eating a lead bullet its INSUFFERABLE!
The laughs after each word DJ Khaled does.
Ring the town Bell everyone our boy's going live.
“if you’re gonna kill someone, shut up about it”
I had the same thing on the back of my teeth (permanent retainer) and dated a dental hygienist and went to her office and my dentist said "oh no they're supposed to take it off after 6 months"... Got mine off after 12 years about 6 years ago and I still feel like it's there with my tongue because it was on so long. 🙄
Me too. Makes no sense needing something that long but they didn't tell me to come back.
Me too but mine broke and my teeth did shift after, sucks ass!
RIP Stockton Rush, Shahzada Dawood, Suleman Dawood, Hamish Harding, and Paul-Henri Nargeolet.
YOU EVER PLAY RUGBY!? Is single-handedly the BEST DJ Khaled line of all time
47:54 should’ve read the fine print to make sure they were round trip tickets!
“I used to get that tired back in ….” Yeah weeellllll hate to tell you but you weren’t tired that night!! You said it, you were hiiiiiigghhhh as a kite 🪁 😂👍🏽 good ol’ zanny island
This happens to me as a football after a practice my moms a nurse practitioner and she said if you feel like flu symptoms then your just dehydrated and need more electrolytes
Wait until you see Aaron Paul’s episode of black mirror… it was so good.
17:00 Dmx business meeting 😅
I would being recording everything...and letting you hear it...🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭👑👑👑
Some people are so anti-weed yet they’ll drink expired NyQuil and top it off with anxiety medication.
As far as sleep, my first advice is to try and taper off the coffee my man. Delayed caffeine effect is real. I've never been much of a coffee drinker so I guess it's easy for me to say to taper off. Most of the time I don't even drink sodas after 7-8 pm unless I'm off work the next day.
31:42 ORDERING FOOD IN SPANISH! 😂
Loool ‘and perhaps what is this?’ ‘Water’
They need to come out with like annual Lifetime Academy Awards where they put up actors vs other actors like survivor style. Day lewis vs Farrell vs Bale
I was born and raised in Oxnard and I've lived in Tucson on and off for 21 years...
For someone who doesn't do drugs, he seems to enjoy doing drugs.😅
I almost vomiting laughing about that beatles joke! Thanks chris
Those voice memos from Chris sounds like Johnny Depp on a bender
All your sleeping and eating problems can be solved immediately if you smoke weed at night💯
TELL HIM TO BRING OUT THE WHOLE OCEAN
45:02 the most hilarious quick fire joke XD
31:46-32:12 BEST DELIA FANTASY EVER. Hilarious.
Lol she deserves a phone to the head for wearing that on stage 😂
13:00 is swimming 🏊♀️ not getting in the pool and chill 😅
Can't wait to hear about this underwater adventure
He pity them and that's it. Not even one joke...
Just got over the flu B, lasted over a week. Since I’ve been sick I’ll have restless legs while driving and sleeping.
Dude, my “permanent retainer” fell out YEARS ago and my teeth never moved. Get that shit out if you want.
LOL. Your commentary on Daniel Day Lewis and The Phantom Thread. "The balls to make something that boring." You're so right. I want to watch him, but holy shit.
S’drunk for the first time off NyQuil and Xanax lolol
I left golden hour podcast cuz Brendan wouldn't stfu about vaccine politics... I'm out here for a god damn silly goose time not a political debate about shit I don't care about....
So I come here instead...
"Sprayin ropey barbells"?!
Thank you Chris you've fixed my morning
@SupergoodStudios Chris take 250mg magnesium for the restless legs.
the titanic isn't a rendering, it's a specific 1:1 laser scan. It even shows a bar code on the anchor. it's a true image of the wreckage.
when i was a child there was ALWAYS that kid at the pool that threw up in the water after eating too many fruit roll ups
Titanic just took 5 more lives.
"ohh myyy gosshh"
😂😂😂
when they don’t do the comforting thing😔
Great episode. Thank you
Yooooo shout out to Chris for the Kraven the hunter mention
It’s true, when I removed my retainers after 10 years my teeth shifted and had to fix them again
So now retainers are staying forever
This is up next to the ep about visiting STL! Top tier quality pod D’eliezie
Oppenheimer is three hours long because every time there's an edit the director comes on screen and says, "I just had to cut because I had to move the camera."
That would be an Oscar moment. The recording…
Do you take magnesium? It really help with restless legs and muscle spasams. Try it i hope it helps you.
Here we go, chillin at the log cabin!
Can we please get Chris and DJ Khalid in the same room plzzzz? It’s going to be hard because Chris would never go to a place where DJ Khalid would be.
Kraven the Hunter 😂
Ooooowyeaaaah! Im so excited for this one!
Voice Notes sound like recordings from the Johnny Deep/Amber Turd trial.
Lmfaoooook when he speaks Spanish 31:40 ytumamatambien akdjehavdbewkh
waitin on that invite to the cabin, lets get it
You killed it in Tucson..... even had me in tears at the end. You are real AF Chris. I look up to you so much. #greatdadandhusband
Juan Fire comin' in with the time stamp!!!
He sounds exactly like his impression of somebody drunk or high💀💀
I will never not laugh when Trash Dog gets a shout out.
According to his wiki he also goes as Beat Novacane and Arab Attack 😂
Eyassssssss duuuuudeew!!