Give Women Money (335) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2024
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This week Chris got new glasses, dealt with some plane windows, and checks in with the Liver King. Plus Mel Gibson, and the trailer for the 1980 classic, Alligator.
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Alligator is a Jaws rip-off but it's really good lol
I never thought a story about a man so stressed out he spirals into suicidal ideation could have me rolling with laughter. It's just so relatable. This podcast is too good.
I feel you. If u need to talk, I'm here.
Are there DMs on UA-cam?
Literally same 😂😭
@@User-435ggrest Appreciate ya. I'm good, just know what it feels like.
Dude, I was seriously suffering from this today. Hate you are too but glad I’m not alone. Hope you and everyone else here stays happy and safe
It’s super funny because we’ve all been there at one point or another. It’s happened to me many times. Getting the help I need though so doing better. Stay strong kings 💪🏻. Life still fucking rips!!!
As a black man, when u said you saw the man rubbing his tummy i was thinking "this is a black guy isnt it?" Then u confirmed it lol
😂😂😂
"oh he's talking to her, and I'm just racist" you made me choke on my water, my god this was hilarious.
Brooooo the car tattoo story is the most relatable story of all time😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying
The French interviewer at 40 min! That's probably the best English-speaking Frenchman we had back in 1983 😂 Asking philosophical questions, s'deep
“ COPS GETTEM” i’m dyin 😂 what a delivery
this is also random, but dude, you're lookin pretty good these days. you must be really happy. your skin really "glows" as they say... and i truthfully believe it's because you're happy. you've minimized your stresses down to a manageable state, I would assume. nice job man, really. you were humble about your recovery -- laying it out on the table, being transparent about what happened -- and it is healing your soul.
Dude. The chains story is so relatable. Especially the snowball affect (effect? I don’t no which one, but it’s all good) of emotions. I know exactly how that feels, and it makes me feel better to know that I’m not the only one. Thanks for sharing.
I second that!
Says he's so smart but then when the map switches to apple he doesn't even realise and starts driving back from where he came 😂
Thursday is already RIPPIN dude let’s goooo
Not as hard as my rig is, outer space here I come…
rippin like the wip meet up
This has gotta be a record for most Renners
Dude the first 15 min opened my eyes to how similar my brain is to yours Chris and whereas at times when I’m alone I think that’s a negative, I listen to you and I love my brain and I love your brain. I love our brains dude.
Yes, felt the same way 🙌🏼 much love to you
Maybe Chris has PTSD symptoms from having his livelihood torn apart overnight by Cancel culture.
20:00 When a wave of dread hits you, and you brace for impending doom, when suddenly , like sunlight breaking through the stormclouds, inner peace is restored, and relief washes over your smiling face, as you declare," I'm just Racist...!"So Everything will be ok.
Oh, wow- how can one comment be so poetic and cinematic?!
I’d buy a shirt that says “support Support”
Same! I’ll buy 2
I was at the Charlotte show. Someone brought a baby to the show. Why'd someone bring a baby to the show?! Hey, who knows! Anyway, not the point. When Chris heard this baby, the bit he did about someone bringing a baby was the funniest shit ever!! Totally off the cuff. It was good stuff!
Nice! New episode just when I needed it ❤
Yes!! Spiral of negative thoughts when panicked. Thanks for sharing man
most relatable guy! thank you for this chris… feels like someone understands me for an hour 🫶🏼 love ya!
Hey man you look like you’re sincerely about to cry this whole episode. I could tell you were thinking something when Mel Gibson said his dad was his hero. It’s okay man. Your sons will always love you. Especially when you put so much thought and effort into loving them. Keep on going man , the journey is worth it.
I swear to god I stepped into my backyard in Chicago IL to practice cracking my whip, while no joke wearing a brown fedora... and 10 seconds later this man talks about the whip meetup in Crystal Lake!!!
Charlotte seriously was way too fucking hot that day 🔥 It's been like that all summer ☠️ But we appreciated you spending the day here with us!
Authenticity for the win??? A’YESSSSSSSS, sweetie dude 😂😂😂😂 thank you for being you. Life rips 🤙🏻
Dude the whip meet up portion had me in tears 💀💀💀
I’m digging this unhinged Chris that doesn’t give a fuck anymore. You da man. Still no dents 🤙🏽
Made a shirt for my husband that says " I'm with Stupid" with a arrow that points down.. Still need to get mine that says the same thing, but pointing at his pants and walk together like Twinkies and have him on the accurate side of the arrow. Classic
thank you for not caring about political correctness. It’s soo refreshing. We need more of that in the world. People are afraid to speak their minds bc of cancel culture
I always need these!! Keep up the good work, Chris!!
I have never in my life heard of a whip meet-up that shit is literally a family guy bit😂
Never take those chains off!! 😂
I was at the Charlotte show and 100% thought the guy rubbing his belly was just another bit. The fact that it was a genuine thing that happened makes it wayyyyy funnier.
Natural flavors are bad dude. FDA loophole
Made it to work, and didn't have to wait for the new ep of congratulations to drop! Thank you Chris!
The spiral is definitely something I have been through. It’s the worst feeling.
13:55!!!!!!!!! so funny. "what about how my mom told me i needed to walk differently when i was 10"
Because of how cats run it 😂😂😂 It’s the small jokes out of nowhere that get me 😂
The belly rubbing was incredible OMG
This 1 was savage😂😂😂 I support laughing.
Hair on point as per the usual
5:18 this is a 16-minute long bit and it's fucking brilliant
Dude. Do we have the same brain? I miss a turn and then cry because I’m probably ugly and dumb but just until I go to xanny island.
I like the aisle seat so I don't have to make people get up when I have to pee, and if there's an emergency I can skeedaddle quickly
Bro the whip meet up I’m dead
Pimpin pimpin 🎉 sorry to break your hearts strong 💪 guys
Just FYI 'Support Live Music' started during Covid when they shut everything down
Charlotte show was s’awesome! Praying that crowd work about the baby in the crowd makes it in the tour report 😂 thanks for coming to town!
If your friends are real friends, they'll roast you into oblivion for wearing transitional lenses and quickly get you back to normal lenses
They're s'dorky!! hahaha
Bro the whip meetup 💀😭
Chris is absolutely getting hotter as he gets older and I’ll say it .. the tattoos are hot .. ps no disrespect to Kristin.. she’s a lucky lady
couldn’t agree more. Shoutout Kristin 👏🏽
"kickin a ball around Sally"
Even in my lowest days you can make me laugh for a bit , appreciate it dude
Hope your good bro
Oh my god the spin out of control at minute 12-13 got me GOOD. Same father baby, same
Father baby 😂 yesss
I love that you are real!!! YOU'RE THE BEST!!! We all spiral sometimes 💛
“People are saying he’s aged so much. That’s cuz all he’s doing is eating testicles.” 💀 😭
"Yo, the P rock forty inch cables, drinkin' White Label
My chain hang down to my dick, my piece bang glass tables" -Prodigy of Mobb Deep (R.I.P.)
when he said life’s not worth lemon… felt that
Hair is on point!
There’s just no one like ya Chris I love ya!!!!❤️🔥
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Chris thanks for talking about your mental health issues and perspective and all that. I have been struggling hard the past cpl weeks with major anxiety. i suddenly cant really go anywhere other than 711 or supermarkets real quick. im getting new meds today and praying they help. Its like a bad dream living like this. k i wrote enough. thanks though. I hope everyone is doing ok out there.
Supporting live music is for new artists. most artists start out at a small bar or something. If you go to that bar or small venue and pay to support them, it helps them get into more venues. It makes sense.
Chris not realising the woman on the plane was mad at Chris for shutting the blinds and was sort of fake justifying it by assuming his eyes were sensitive instead of selfishly closing them for darkness alone
The morning just improved!
Thank you for this episode in particular. I had to fly on a plane the other day and was freaking out, but I put this episode on and it kinda helped to calm me down. I couldn’t imagine being a touring comedian and having to fly 18 times in a week lol god bless
LOVE Chris!! This is so funny!! As always!
I have a tank top that says "SUNS OUT GUNS OUT" !!!
Why not just wear your new glasses on plane and not have to worry about it being too bright? Good for thought. “Kicking a ball around sally”
The creator of LASIK doesn’t even have it. Still wears glasses 😆 that’s all I needed to know 😆
I seen a man with a shirt saying 'I'm 60 and I'm ahead of you" at our local half marathon once and he was coming last 😂
The most valuable lesson was given within the first 15 minutes... if you feel you're about to go under, reach out for help . Reach out to your resources. Now . That. Is . Called. Growth.
If Chris never made it as a comedian, for sure he woulda been ON TOP of the teleshopping business. Guy could sell water to a fish with that charisma!
That felt like the most honest session chris has had. The face of utter disappointment when he found out Breaking Bad 2 wasn't real, killed him inside. That Benecio del Toro bit had me crying laughing
At a Nickelback show saw a shirt that said Nickelback fan or liar? And I bought it 🤪😆
That’s gotta be up there for the worst shirt 😂
Brilliant comedy bit. Literally lmao
Omg i freaking love u dude😂😂😂😂
The lose yourself remake had me cryin
Paranoid much lol! Love your honestey and the podcast!!!
I’m a Mel Gibson fan now😂
i rub my stomach all the time and when he said that i was like oh thats me then he said only black guys and i DIED 😭
You told your Charlotte story again and all I could think about was in Knoxville when you said mints and someone woo’d 😂😂😂
I work on an oil rig and saw an emo looking skinny 20 year old boy wearing a shirt that said “yeah I’m a scaffolder because I’m not afraid of hard work, if I wanted to do something easy I’d call your mom” if you google it it’ll come up it’s fucking TERRIBLE
chlorophyll?? more like bore-ophyll!
We got chlorophyl man up here talkin about God knows what
"Fuck yall this my lunch and dinner" - most facts ever spoken
Just a nice lil comment for the algorithm.
See y'all at the log cabin babies!
It's Chris "The King of Bad Segues" D'Elia!
Yo but can we PLEASE get some support support t-shirt merch. You know it would fly off the shelves!! 😂
Chris that sounds like the perfect airplane seat partner
Such a LOL ep.
Bloody Red Mad..😂
……straight up LESTED 😂
This is like the funniest episode yet 😂😂😂😂😂
Chris absolutely losing his mind about fake BB2 is amazing 😂😂
That 55 year old lady busting his balls. And him firing back.pure gold also the racist subway bit
Mel Gibson was talking in a kinda English accent on and off in that interview 😂
Ready to have a Silly Goose time. Yo question my babies, Do these podcast always look REALLY ORANGE to y'all or is it just my color settings?? either way it rips in any color
29:50
Hilarious because last time I flew back home I wore a shirt that says "Who Cares?" on it ONLY cuz it's merch from the artist Rex Orange County and it's a great shirt. So oddly specific for him to call me out like that.
the guy with the crazy eye brows in the alligator movie was in the godfather part 2! i remember seeing this movie Alligator when i was a kid and no one remembers
When is the special coming out on Netflix?
hahahahahahah every episode so good
did lasik myself too, 14 years ago at age 20
honestly the procedure was like 5mins max? no pain at all. Only discomfortable after a day or so. Then you're a new man.
I'd say do it!
Liver King? More like Testicle King hHAHAHAHA