I never thought a story about a man so stressed out he spirals into suicidal ideation could have me rolling with laughter. It's just so relatable. This podcast is too good.
It’s super funny because we’ve all been there at one point or another. It’s happened to me many times. Getting the help I need though so doing better. Stay strong kings 💪🏻. Life still fucking rips!!!
Dude. The chains story is so relatable. Especially the snowball affect (effect? I don’t no which one, but it’s all good) of emotions. I know exactly how that feels, and it makes me feel better to know that I’m not the only one. Thanks for sharing.
this is also random, but dude, you're lookin pretty good these days. you must be really happy. your skin really "glows" as they say... and i truthfully believe it's because you're happy. you've minimized your stresses down to a manageable state, I would assume. nice job man, really. you were humble about your recovery -- laying it out on the table, being transparent about what happened -- and it is healing your soul.
Dude the first 15 min opened my eyes to how similar my brain is to yours Chris and whereas at times when I’m alone I think that’s a negative, I listen to you and I love my brain and I love your brain. I love our brains dude.
20:00 When a wave of dread hits you, and you brace for impending doom, when suddenly , like sunlight breaking through the stormclouds, inner peace is restored, and relief washes over your smiling face, as you declare," I'm just Racist...!"So Everything will be ok.
I was at the Charlotte show. Someone brought a baby to the show. Why'd someone bring a baby to the show?! Hey, who knows! Anyway, not the point. When Chris heard this baby, the bit he did about someone bringing a baby was the funniest shit ever!! Totally off the cuff. It was good stuff!
Hey man you look like you’re sincerely about to cry this whole episode. I could tell you were thinking something when Mel Gibson said his dad was his hero. It’s okay man. Your sons will always love you. Especially when you put so much thought and effort into loving them. Keep on going man , the journey is worth it.
I swear to god I stepped into my backyard in Chicago IL to practice cracking my whip, while no joke wearing a brown fedora... and 10 seconds later this man talks about the whip meetup in Crystal Lake!!!
Thank you for this episode in particular. I had to fly on a plane the other day and was freaking out, but I put this episode on and it kinda helped to calm me down. I couldn’t imagine being a touring comedian and having to fly 18 times in a week lol god bless
thank you for not caring about political correctness. It’s soo refreshing. We need more of that in the world. People are afraid to speak their minds bc of cancel culture
Chris not realising the woman on the plane was mad at Chris for shutting the blinds and was sort of fake justifying it by assuming his eyes were sensitive instead of selfishly closing them for darkness alone
Supporting live music is for new artists. most artists start out at a small bar or something. If you go to that bar or small venue and pay to support them, it helps them get into more venues. It makes sense.
I was at the Charlotte show and 100% thought the guy rubbing his belly was just another bit. The fact that it was a genuine thing that happened makes it wayyyyy funnier.
Made a shirt for my husband that says " I'm with Stupid" with a arrow that points down.. Still need to get mine that says the same thing, but pointing at his pants and walk together like Twinkies and have him on the accurate side of the arrow. Classic
The most valuable lesson was given within the first 15 minutes... if you feel you're about to go under, reach out for help . Reach out to your resources. Now . That. Is . Called. Growth.
did lasik myself too, 14 years ago at age 20 honestly the procedure was like 5mins max? no pain at all. Only discomfortable after a day or so. Then you're a new man. I'd say do it!
That felt like the most honest session chris has had. The face of utter disappointment when he found out Breaking Bad 2 wasn't real, killed him inside. That Benecio del Toro bit had me crying laughing
Full episode a day early on patreon.com/chrisdelia
Alligator is a Jaws rip-off but it's really good lol
I never thought a story about a man so stressed out he spirals into suicidal ideation could have me rolling with laughter. It's just so relatable. This podcast is too good.
I feel you. If u need to talk, I'm here.
Are there DMs on UA-cam?
Literally same 😂😭
@@User-435ggrest Appreciate ya. I'm good, just know what it feels like.
Dude, I was seriously suffering from this today. Hate you are too but glad I’m not alone. Hope you and everyone else here stays happy and safe
It’s super funny because we’ve all been there at one point or another. It’s happened to me many times. Getting the help I need though so doing better. Stay strong kings 💪🏻. Life still fucking rips!!!
As a black man, when u said you saw the man rubbing his tummy i was thinking "this is a black guy isnt it?" Then u confirmed it lol
😂😂😂
Thursday is already RIPPIN dude let’s goooo
Not as hard as my rig is, outer space here I come…
rippin like the wip meet up
“ COPS GETTEM” i’m dyin 😂 what a delivery
"oh he's talking to her, and I'm just racist" you made me choke on my water, my god this was hilarious.
Dude. The chains story is so relatable. Especially the snowball affect (effect? I don’t no which one, but it’s all good) of emotions. I know exactly how that feels, and it makes me feel better to know that I’m not the only one. Thanks for sharing.
I second that!
Says he's so smart but then when the map switches to apple he doesn't even realise and starts driving back from where he came 😂
Brooooo the car tattoo story is the most relatable story of all time😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying
this is also random, but dude, you're lookin pretty good these days. you must be really happy. your skin really "glows" as they say... and i truthfully believe it's because you're happy. you've minimized your stresses down to a manageable state, I would assume. nice job man, really. you were humble about your recovery -- laying it out on the table, being transparent about what happened -- and it is healing your soul.
This has gotta be a record for most Renners
Yes!! Spiral of negative thoughts when panicked. Thanks for sharing man
most relatable guy! thank you for this chris… feels like someone understands me for an hour 🫶🏼 love ya!
Dude the first 15 min opened my eyes to how similar my brain is to yours Chris and whereas at times when I’m alone I think that’s a negative, I listen to you and I love my brain and I love your brain. I love our brains dude.
Yes, felt the same way 🙌🏼 much love to you
Maybe Chris has PTSD symptoms from having his livelihood torn apart overnight by Cancel culture.
The French interviewer at 40 min! That's probably the best English-speaking Frenchman we had back in 1983 😂 Asking philosophical questions, s'deep
Nice! New episode just when I needed it ❤
Bro the whip meetup 💀😭
20:00 When a wave of dread hits you, and you brace for impending doom, when suddenly , like sunlight breaking through the stormclouds, inner peace is restored, and relief washes over your smiling face, as you declare," I'm just Racist...!"So Everything will be ok.
Oh, wow- how can one comment be so poetic and cinematic?!
I have never in my life heard of a whip meet-up that shit is literally a family guy bit😂
5:18 this is a 16-minute long bit and it's fucking brilliant
I always need these!! Keep up the good work, Chris!!
Made it to work, and didn't have to wait for the new ep of congratulations to drop! Thank you Chris!
This 1 was savage😂😂😂 I support laughing.
Never take those chains off!! 😂
I was at the Charlotte show. Someone brought a baby to the show. Why'd someone bring a baby to the show?! Hey, who knows! Anyway, not the point. When Chris heard this baby, the bit he did about someone bringing a baby was the funniest shit ever!! Totally off the cuff. It was good stuff!
I’d buy a shirt that says “support Support”
Same! I’ll buy 2
Hey man you look like you’re sincerely about to cry this whole episode. I could tell you were thinking something when Mel Gibson said his dad was his hero. It’s okay man. Your sons will always love you. Especially when you put so much thought and effort into loving them. Keep on going man , the journey is worth it.
Dude the whip meet up portion had me in tears 💀💀💀
The spiral is definitely something I have been through. It’s the worst feeling.
Just FYI 'Support Live Music' started during Covid when they shut everything down
I swear to god I stepped into my backyard in Chicago IL to practice cracking my whip, while no joke wearing a brown fedora... and 10 seconds later this man talks about the whip meetup in Crystal Lake!!!
Thank you for this episode in particular. I had to fly on a plane the other day and was freaking out, but I put this episode on and it kinda helped to calm me down. I couldn’t imagine being a touring comedian and having to fly 18 times in a week lol god bless
Even in my lowest days you can make me laugh for a bit , appreciate it dude
Hope your good bro
Authenticity for the win??? A’YESSSSSSSS, sweetie dude 😂😂😂😂 thank you for being you. Life rips 🤙🏻
LOVE Chris!! This is so funny!! As always!
Hair on point as per the usual
The morning just improved!
thank you for not caring about political correctness. It’s soo refreshing. We need more of that in the world. People are afraid to speak their minds bc of cancel culture
Chris not realising the woman on the plane was mad at Chris for shutting the blinds and was sort of fake justifying it by assuming his eyes were sensitive instead of selfishly closing them for darkness alone
There’s just no one like ya Chris I love ya!!!!❤️🔥
The belly rubbing was incredible OMG
Because of how cats run it 😂😂😂 It’s the small jokes out of nowhere that get me 😂
Hair is on point!
13:55!!!!!!!!! so funny. "what about how my mom told me i needed to walk differently when i was 10"
I’m digging this unhinged Chris that doesn’t give a fuck anymore. You da man. Still no dents 🤙🏽
Charlotte seriously was way too fucking hot that day 🔥 It's been like that all summer ☠️ But we appreciated you spending the day here with us!
"kickin a ball around Sally"
Oh my god the spin out of control at minute 12-13 got me GOOD. Same father baby, same
Father baby 😂 yesss
Supporting live music is for new artists. most artists start out at a small bar or something. If you go to that bar or small venue and pay to support them, it helps them get into more venues. It makes sense.
I was at the Charlotte show and 100% thought the guy rubbing his belly was just another bit. The fact that it was a genuine thing that happened makes it wayyyyy funnier.
Bro the whip meet up I’m dead
I love that you are real!!! YOU'RE THE BEST!!! We all spiral sometimes 💛
Made a shirt for my husband that says " I'm with Stupid" with a arrow that points down.. Still need to get mine that says the same thing, but pointing at his pants and walk together like Twinkies and have him on the accurate side of the arrow. Classic
Paranoid much lol! Love your honestey and the podcast!!!
when he said life’s not worth lemon… felt that
Leaving a comment for the algorithm. Love you Chris (and Matt)!
Natural flavors are bad dude. FDA loophole
I like the aisle seat so I don't have to make people get up when I have to pee, and if there's an emergency I can skeedaddle quickly
Pimpin pimpin 🎉 sorry to break your hearts strong 💪 guys
Such a LOL ep.
When is the special coming out on Netflix?
Chris that sounds like the perfect airplane seat partner
Omg i freaking love u dude😂😂😂😂
The most valuable lesson was given within the first 15 minutes... if you feel you're about to go under, reach out for help . Reach out to your resources. Now . That. Is . Called. Growth.
This is like the funniest episode yet 😂😂😂😂😂
Charlotte show was s’awesome! Praying that crowd work about the baby in the crowd makes it in the tour report 😂 thanks for coming to town!
If your friends are real friends, they'll roast you into oblivion for wearing transitional lenses and quickly get you back to normal lenses
They're s'dorky!! hahaha
did lasik myself too, 14 years ago at age 20
honestly the procedure was like 5mins max? no pain at all. Only discomfortable after a day or so. Then you're a new man.
I'd say do it!
Brilliant comedy bit. Literally lmao
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hahahahahahah every episode so good
He looks more handsome. Is it the hair?
You told your Charlotte story again and all I could think about was in Knoxville when you said mints and someone woo’d 😂😂😂
lmao relatable train of thoughts
Dude. Do we have the same brain? I miss a turn and then cry because I’m probably ugly and dumb but just until I go to xanny island.
If Chris never made it as a comedian, for sure he woulda been ON TOP of the teleshopping business. Guy could sell water to a fish with that charisma!
The lose yourself remake had me cryin
Bloody Red Mad..😂
Love this guy
That felt like the most honest session chris has had. The face of utter disappointment when he found out Breaking Bad 2 wasn't real, killed him inside. That Benecio del Toro bit had me crying laughing
Enjoying watching Chris become Theo.
Oh my word I was gagging with that Liver King video
“People are saying he’s aged so much. That’s cuz all he’s doing is eating testicles.” 💀 😭
Just a nice lil comment for the algorithm.
See y'all at the log cabin babies!
You always give me a laugh bro
At a Nickelback show saw a shirt that said Nickelback fan or liar? And I bought it 🤪😆
That’s gotta be up there for the worst shirt 😂
Stupidest shirt: the ones that say "This is my casual shirt"
I seen a man with a shirt saying 'I'm 60 and I'm ahead of you" at our local half marathon once and he was coming last 😂
Life’s not worth 🍋
……straight up LESTED 😂
Fuck yes, best part of the week!
Hair looks amazing
I got bored too dude. But we're back dude, we're back and we're giving women more money. I love it
It's Chris "The King of Bad Segues" D'Elia!
When he said Crystal Lake Michigan sounded like “Chris D’Lake Michigan
Crista Leah
Chris is absolutely getting hotter as he gets older and I’ll say it .. the tattoos are hot .. ps no disrespect to Kristin.. she’s a lucky lady
couldn’t agree more. Shoutout Kristin 👏🏽
He’s talking to her and I’m just racist lol
Vivek crushed that rap. I liked it:)
I have a tank top that says "SUNS OUT GUNS OUT" !!!
OMG IM SO INTERESTED !!!!WHIP!!!
Chris absolutely losing his mind about fake BB2 is amazing 😂😂